#okay in a logical sense

[ohara-n-brown]

Fuck it imma start weaponizing Autistic stereotypes like they're swords.

You want to infantalize me? Psyche I'm Sherlock Holmes now. You're Watson. How does it feel? 🤨

You wanna overanalyze my Autistic traits?? Okay I'm House now. I'm smarter than you. I'm psychoanalyzing you back. Since we're playing doctor now. Let's unpack YOUR neurotype shall we

Walking around like a completely unmasked Wednesday Adams. No expression whatsoever. Laughing at a joke? Never heard of it. Main Character syndrome? I don't care. I'm weird? Obviously. I'm cringe? A ridiculous concept made for shallow people.

If that's what you think we are, I'd rather that over the infantalizing overanalyzing bullshit ngl

Cause in Sherlock and House everyone around them seems to understand that this person doesn't communicate like them so just let them be as they are

Like it'll always baffle me that neurotypicals will wrongly have all these autistic characters who are savant like geniuses with asshole egos and no time for your bullshit

And then they get around actual autistic people and never consider 'hey maybe this person is smarter than me. hey maybe this person just doesn't find me amusing. hey maybe this person is really observant, or really talented, or knowledgeable, or monotone BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC'

It's like they can't put two and two together. It's like they cannot connect the two.

Its like autistics only have the potential to be funny and smooth and cool on TV. No more.

I'm reclaiming the narrative. I'm Sheldon Cooper now. You will listen to my infodump. You will listen to my bad jokes!!! Bazinga bitch!!!! 😩

#this is a rant #i know this is a whole lot of nothing but I needed to get it out #but I'm so so SO serious #like /s #i relate to Sheldon a lot actually #I feel like I'm constantly thinking 'you all are not making logical sense but okay' #neurodivergent #actually autistic #audhd #autism #neurodivergency #neurodiversity #actually audhd #actually autism #unmasking #neurodiverse #neurodivergence #actually neurodiverse #tis the tism

[martlet-my-beloved]

I feel like Martlet would want to go with Frisk out of the ruins. After the time she seperated from Clover she would not want that to happen with another human child.

i dont think there would be any circumstance where martlet could ever bring herself to let frisk go alone tbh. its either frisk stays in the ruins with her and toriel as long as they like or they go out into the underground together. by the end of uty's pacifist, martlet definitely has ZERO trust in the guards and asgore to just let a child walk out into a world ready to kill them on sight.

i mean, im pretty sure im not fooling anyone by doing the whole "will they wont they" about frisk leaving the ruins XD. it's really only a matter of time before they confront toriel about it, and martlet wouldnt hesitate to follow right after them. she's brought a human through the underground once, and she'd do it again no questions asked

currently i think this au takes place around 5 or 6 years after uty? so martlet definitely had time to think about her time with clover and definitely knows about what toriel does. she knows the game plan. either she helps keep the next human safe in the ruins or she keeps them safe out in the underground. still a royal guard, after all.

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#martlet #undertale yellow #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #undertale au #frisk dreemurr #undertale bluebird #i know there is no way theres a multiple year gap between uty and ut but i have a reason for it okay 😭 #it will make sense one day i swear #anyways but yeah of all things the only petty complaint i have over uty is actual just timeline fuckery 😭 #ITS SUCH A DUMB NITPICK BUT IT DRIVES ME NUTS THAT ALPHYS IS ALREADY THE ROYAL SCIENTIST IN UTY #AND THAT METTATON IS ALREADY A TV STAR #LIKE THERES NO WAY THE YELLOW SOUL CANONICALLY FELL THAT CLOSE TO FRISK'S TIME #ehhhhhhh whatever any jokes that occur later in the au that do not match up timeline wise please just handwave it away #i run on the rule of funny if its funny then logic doesnt stand a chance #asks

[thatadhdmood]

ADHD Bodies are not typical either (part 2: link)

key differences in ADHD bodies:

-sprained ankles: in childhood especially

- random bruises: from lack of memory banging into things and lack of awareness of edges of body and spatial awareness

- digestive systems: bad gut health, stomach get upset easily, food sensitivities, or gass bloating

- skin conditions: cystic acne, eczema, rosacea, seborate dermatitis, psoriasis, (especially at puberty worse than usual acne)

Overstretching is a concern for adhd people as we have a lot if energy in our body and it can show as vigorous intense stretching,- this can overtax our already loose ligaments and joints

part of the reason why we feel the need to stretch is because our muscles are tight but the problem is our joints aren't tight so muscles tighten in response to stretching the joints more.

#okay im a bit iffy on trusting a chiropractor yall because i know they are just made up #but what hes saying makes sense with what i know about the adhd experience and follows what i believe quite logically #thatadhdmood #adhd #asks #actuallyadhd #actually adhd #adhd bodies

[coquelicoq]

what i love about the Famous Actor Natori Shuuichi of it all is that...it's not just that he's famous and therefore widely recognizable wherever he goes. like yes that is very funny because he was an exorcist before he became a famous actor, which means he CHOSE, on purpose, a day job that would make it harder to hide his double life/secret identity from the hordes of his adoring public, but it's more than that. it's not just that he's famous, it's that he's famous specifically for being an ACTOR, aka a person whose job it is to dissimulate, to make believe, to inhabit roles and emotions other than his own. like he decided he was going to become as visible as possible (which again was literally not necessary! he could have gone into any other career for his day job!!) but in such a way that everyone would see him but no one would see him - they would just see his various made-up personas, including the Famous Actor Natori Shuuichi persona. i can't decide if he's a genius or if he just made so many absurd decisions that they canceled each other out and circled back around to working out. he's either playing 9-dimensional chess or he's eating the pieces. too soon to say.

#the other thing i love about it is that in a very real sense it's his actor day job that is his alter ego #being an exorcist is his normie job. he's just a famous celebrity on the side #which isn't that uncommon in secret identity setups but it's still very funny #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #natori shuuichi #natsuyuu meta #my posts #f #i think probably the actual answer is that acting was a very natural career choice because he already masks so extensively #both to hide that he can see things other people can't (and that youkai exist and that he exorcises them) #and to hide what he's really feeling so that no one can use it against him #so if it's already something he has to do & he's good at it...why not have someone tell him exactly how to do it & get paid for it? #and the other part of the answer is that most ppl don't go into acting assuming they'll get famous. the fame was a side effect #so each decision as it was being made probably made perfect sense. but put them all together #and you have this hilarious assortment of elements that seem to directly contradict each other #okay also i would be remiss if i didn't mention the other possible answer which is that the attention came first and was unavoidable #and the acting developed from the need to protect himself from the attention that he was going to be attracting no matter what he did #because he's so beautiful. and (in the exorcist world specifically) because he's the last of the natori #the more i talk about it the more i'm like no becoming a famous actor was the only path that made any sense for him lol #1) he's gonna be watched no matter what bc he's him -> gotta figure out how to hide his secrets -> learn to act as self-defense #or 2) he's got secrets -> he's gotten a lot of practice hiding them -> hey you could make a career out of this! #all roads lead to actor natori shuuichi. and since he's beautiful...all roads lead to FAMOUS actor natori shuuichi #i love it when i ramble so much in the tags that i end up contradicting my own post lol #he's neither thinking ten steps ahead nor is he irrational. he's simply making sensible individual decisions #that follow logically from what is available to him and what his priorities are

[welcomeabyss]

Lucifer: Everybody written their names down? Good. Now, let’s draw the pairs.

Mammon: Welp, let me have the honour to find out, who my partner is first *picks up a name and acts surprised* Mc!

Mammon: Yush! I told you I have incredible luck when it comes to lottery! *puts arm around Mc* Hehee ~

Lucifer: *furrows brows* I see. Could your incredible luck also explain why there is another Mc’s name slip here?

Mammon: *gulps* Why ya gotta always double check like that . . .

Mc: Well, looks like it’s my turn! *goes to pick up a name and gasps* Diavolo!

Diavolo: *surprised* Eh? That’s odd, I didn’t put my name in there.

Lucifer: *starts to shake in anger*

MAMMOONNN . . . MCCCCC

Mammon and Mc: *hold onto eachother in fear and let out a squeal*

*later*

*Mammon and Mc frowning as they are both paired up with Lucifer*

Lucifer: You two stop wailing. Besides, we have a fun task at hand. We get to plan the next factory tour we’ll be attending. *giggles like an excited dad*

Mammon and Mc: *souls leave their body*

#obey me #obey me imagines #obey me shall we date #okay this might not make any sense logic wise but pff #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me mc

[wolvesmaw]

Can your werewolves eat chocolate?

No, sadly. It doesn’t quite agree with them

#werewolf #oc #Mordecai #oc asks #caffeine and alcohol is okay though #it’s one of those moments where you know that it wouldn’t logically make sense but you sacrifice the realism for the bit #it would take a lot a lot of chocolate to poison a dog and probably would take much more to hurt a werewolf but #they just have an allergy I guess

[vnknowcrow]

I'm so sorry y'all, maybe I missed something, some type of scene, something somewhere but I have no fucking clue how you can get lucyXcooper out of this show.

I truly don't gaf about rarepairs or enemies to lovers or shipping just cause you like how they look together or just cause it's fucked up but like genuinely saying they had good romance chemistry (better then Lucy and max even???) Is genuinely mind boggling to me.

Ship what you want, just don't lie to me?

#you can admit the ship is weird #and doesnt make sense to most #it is okay #cooper came up #used her for bait #stole her to a organ harvester #and then at the end he was like #lets go find your dad i guess #i dont care about what you ship #if i do ill just fucking block you #but i need to know #where is the romance chemistry #im trying hard to find it #was it when she gave him he vials of anti feral ghoul? #when she gave him the anti feral ghoul because shes just fucking kind to everyone ever??? #are you looking at me jn my eyes #and going by incel logic that being nice to a guy means your instantly in love and dating now???? #was it when she was kind and nice because she grew up in a vault??? where she was raised to be nice to anyone???? #fallout on prime #fallout prime #fallout show #fallout show spoilers

[rosalesbeausderholle]

The new wave of liberal disregard for atheism as some kind of 'edgy dramatic emo thing' or an 'edgy man thing like crypto currency' rather than as a deeply held ideological conviction is so weird. Like the thing they claim it's edgy about atheist men is not even edgy it's like "there's no scientific proof of god's existence it's all made up!" that's not edgy dramatic behavior that's what happens when you follow rational thinking where it leads you. Human catholicism (or any religious institution) is flawed precisely because it preys on ignorant people's fear of a doomed afterlife. And that's hurtful, that's manipulative that has killed millions throughout history and it's still starting wars today. How do you see everything that people throughout history have done 'in the name of god' and still come to the conclusion that there must be a good god out there? What evidence do you have for that? How does it not simply make more sense that we're just people and people will always hurt each other for power and made up reasons to do so and intricate mythologies that justify us and/or explain what we don't know? How can you he aware that Greek mythology are just stories, but not your stories that you tell yourself about your god? When you look at all the irreparable harm that's been done in the name of religion, does freeing yourself from its constraints and saying fuck this fuck god or realizing that not of it actually matters because there's no evidence whatsoever that there's any truth to it, how does that not feel like the most liberating and revolutionary truth to you?

#religion #atheism #you don't need to be hurt by religion to think it's all bs #it doesn't need to be only oh religion is homophobic #it can be religion makes no sense #and yes you're also allowed to apply that same analysis to islam and judaism and buddhaism and paganism #who all have allowed misogynistic and discrminatory practices to some extent but also don't necessarily make logical sense #and that's neither edgy nor does it mean you condone religious persecution #because you can think religion is bs and still believe people should not be persecuted for their culture #but yeah you can believe religion is bullshit it's okay it doesn't have to be Christianity #also the idea that most media is atheist rather than some level of spiritual omfg #anyway this is all the fault of the americans

[yuesya]

Anon who made the mom and “did gojo satoru accidentally kill cursed spirit shiki” ask:

Hey don’t blame me, you wrote that part when you wrote Hina sacrificing herself and I’ve never forgotten it ever since uwu And rn since we are playing high with this Twins AU it was just right for me to ask if it could’ve happened as Hina so feared 😂👌

(Shifty eyes) Not so LOUD anon

#QA #zenith of stars au #twins au #okay but #hear me out #the reasoning makes sense right?? #if gojo satoru is the honored one #who presumably has been killing cursed spirits since childhood #and he found a cursed spirit wandering around in his home #logically... #...... #...... !! #tell me i'm not the only one who sees it

[eggoyolkk]

just seeing that sketch dump of wilfre being spared by the hero makes me love it; an how about the hero managing to clean the corrupting shadow off from him (untainting and separating aldark away from wilfre's body in the process (i am even imaging a funny scene of this shadow jerk aldark going down the drain in this process)) without killing him? how it would look like?

hilariously ive already considered this <3

so step one: retrieve him from the hall of darkness alive and separate him from Heather

step two: gay bath.

step three: no more shadow :D

#tysm for the kind words/prompt!!! #i should mention step one and step two are at LEAST a month apart #they had to get back to rapoville and then learn to tolerate each other etc yk #my logic for this is. like. okay #shadow Takes colour from things. colour obviously restores colour. using Colour on Shadow has to Do Something right??? #so what if colour nullifies shadow??? #idk idk it doesnt really make sense but its the only thing i could think of lmaoo #also idk much/anything about two realms sorry for just ignoring the aldark part shdgfjhgjds #in this au tr doesnt really happen everyone just gets to chill out. they've earned it <3 #anywayy. tag time #dtl #drawn to life #wilfre #dtl wilfre #dtl heather #dtl hero #toney #oc: toney #eggo's artos #eggo's askos

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Reasons why 144 is my favourite number:

144 is 12² right? It's also 6*24. What's 24? 12*2. 12*2 is like 12² but with the superscript in not superscript, which is different I know but the digits involved are the same. Also 12 is 6*2, and I just find all these 2s way more fascinating than necessary

#no idea anymore #but I'm OBSESSED with this logic that I'm pretty sure only makes sense to me #so if you wanted to know why my favourite number is 144 here you go #144 #it's just so cool okay 😭 #hyperfixating #nd #neurodivergence #adhd #neurodivergent

[kengi-bengi]

MOOD BOARD FOR ME RIGHT NOW AFTER FINDING OUT MY LIBRARY DONT HAVE THE SECOND LOCKWOOD AND CO BOOK

#its okay they have an e book BUT- #-BUT i will talk to staff tomorrow to request if they could loan the book from another LIBRARY #it will take a few weeks if I'm lucky but I can still get it :]]] #im just ... so so fucking desperate #lockwood and co #hot take i actually liked the series version of the Screaming staircase a bit more than the book- #- dont get me wrong i loved getting more details and extra cases where lockwood is a fuckin pathetic wet dog with an eggo to make up- #- for his crippling depression. i can never have enough of his bullshit #but the tv execution just majes a bit more logical sense

[sneeb-canons]

mind generally feels little to no emotion except sometimes when he just explodes (usually with anger)

Headcanon #59

#i feel like since emotion is more tied to Heart he doesn't feel them as strong as Heart does #but the ones it does feel [positive or negative] he just shoves down or tries to ignore it #mainly cos he sees it as not his thing it what he's not supposed to have #but like shown by Storm and a Spring & TME he very much does have them [tho they were more negative-ish ones] #his parts in Bidding show that as well i think #its kinda like flowey from UT ig? He believes he cant feel emotion cos he lacks the capability to #and while the emotions aren't as strong as most there are still the few moments where he does shown that he has them #albeit not quite as much Heart but its like still there a bit #idk if im making sense #also yes i just compared this dude to a pissed off flower let me be #okay enough ranting now lol #one last thing lol cos i just thought of it #Storm & a Spring perfectly show that #in the beginning he tries to diss Heart by being “logistical” but unlike Be Born he's much more aggressive and accusatory #Then with TME he's MUCH more insulting and aggressive. Yelling what he thinks & feels rather than what he logically thinks #Now i rlly don't if im making sense #okay NOW I'll shut up lol #chonny jash #submission #cj mind

[siriusly-sapphic]

It's so irritating that every other Dorcas post is tagged with Slytherin Skittles or characters not even in the post bc it means I can't mute jegulus and those skittles and the regulus tag without the entire Dorcas Meadowes tag becoming a grey block 😭

#listen it's annoying enough that half the Dorcas posts HAVE to include those boys #but that's fine you know; people can enjoy that who cares #but why does jegulus need to be tagged on posts about dorcas where neither character even appears #why is every dorcas post tagged with slytherin skittles #(okay. i KNOW it's because tiktok fanon has dictated that she can't be seen separately from barty crouch jr of all people) #(and I KNOW that logically it makes sense in that way. because people see them as the same thing and will tag both) #(but god it's getting on my nerves( #i want DORCAS #not woobified baby death eaters people insist she be surrounded by #dorcas portrayals that AREN’T about regulus black please please please #that was my rant of the day #with my usual disclaimer that who gives a fuck if I hate what you love; you do you #don't let a stranger on the internet (me) stop you from headcanoning whatever the fuck you want

[suncaptor]

Problem with the way I engage with religion is that the only way I maintain belief is by accepting truths in an unknown skeptical void that I placed from the interpretation of reality and therefore Catholicism & meaning growing up which means that I cannot use it to harm myself because God loves me and God is love and I know what that means beyond my own self hate and twisted perceptions, and I am not supposed to sully or tarnish the word of God by my own perception of calamity and horror within myself, but also it feels like I should be punished, it feels like a sin to continue to live. but. that does not make sense with the way I have faith. It's not right in fact. It's wrong to see myself those ways. But also. God will forgive and understand that too. There's no way to escape love and acceptance even if I don't believe I should get it or deserve it.

#okay now i really sound manic i promise this is something i think of a LOT i just shy away because i am not. #ready or capable a lot of the time of accepting God sees me as good and God wouldn't think I am dirty #because what God is is beyond comprehension and exists in the senses I have beyond reasoning in the hardwired logical mechanism of existenc #it's the dichromatic reality of skeptical scientific knows and known unknowns that allow whatever I want there #it can't overturn the other. cant fight the logic. but it also is above it. #and He doesnt want me to hate myself or think vile things about myself or use faith to hurt myself #and He forgives me when I dk #and much of the time. i am not. ready #incoherents #c.

[astranite]

--whiney rant and vent--- starts at tumblr but descends into my life.

Fucking tumblr!! *grabs tumblr and aggressively shakes it*

Some new hell update has made it so every time I reblog a post, i go right back to the top of my dash and have to scroll half a mile through the posts Ive already seen to get back to the ones i havent yet seen and want to see!! And even with the scroll bar it takes ages and breaks the loading and makes it nearly genuinely unusable!!!

But Im still going to even though it sucks, because tumblr is my designated scroll and look at characters time and be with mutuals. And yes this is a very small whiny thing to rant about, especially given the state of the damn world, but with the rest of my life imploding in many numbered crisises that even one of would be apparently considered a fairly major thing to have to deal with im now realsising because through massive amounts of avoidance id just gone "this is fine" despite being very reasonably banned from the word fine by 5 different people and then me, and then others going 'wow that really is alot' semihorrified, and I awkwardly laugh because i am used to this and its not that bad and whatever stupid shit i tell myself to keep going.

So yes, whining about tumblr because at this point its a load bearing coping mechanism. And its somewhat a last straw because i am barely hanging on as it is but ill deal with this like everything else because there isnt any other options.

#astra stuff #ill survive this i just got to be dramatic about it first #and some of this stuff i dont think im actually being dramatic about because its really not fine #yknow the stressed and terrified with the whole trying to move out and figuring out how possibly can i because at this point i really need #chronic illnesses being chronic annoyingly #trying to hold everyone together and then myself too #dumb panic attacks because im on a hair thin trigger but shrugging them off halfway through because i dont have time nor energy for this #the whole fucking cpstd thing which apparently psychologists dont hand out like halloween candy #so there really is a problem here given meeting the diagnostic critera #and what happened to me being just so incredibly Fine! #you can probably at this point see exactly the reason why i write scott like i do #okay apparently more dumb rant in the tags #and im getting really sick of the goverment social whatever services fucking hold music #plus the daily attempt convince my stupid emotions that nooo everyone does not despise me in particular that doesnt even make logical sense #ugh #cant exactly say im fine but i am getting help for what i can