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mmmkayla · 9 months

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Alright, that's enough of that. Who wants to be my wifey?

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goblindickhead · 10 days

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Average experience in Oklahoma

All I wanted was to shit in peace

#frank yaps #funny #transgender #trans rights #just trying to take a shit #oklahomo #stupid old people #boomers #ignorance #at least I pass as a man #well...#I have since I was a toddler #but still

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twoseparatecoursesmeet · 1 year

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Oklahoma Farm, 1950s

#vintage #farm #dog #oklahomo #hix

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jerseyoklahomo · 2 months

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Day #3

My New Journey

Today starts my journey, well technically it was a couple of days ago, but the idea came to me today...so we are going a bit retro!

So, I am about to do the improbable. Well, first let me start off with a little about me. I just turned 36 last week (WOO! PISCES!) and I spent it in rehab for alcohol. Not what I would have expected when I was a kid, but I also didn't become a dinosaur, the king of my own country, or a doctor.

ANYWAY...I am currently 43 days sober (PARTY...err, tame party) and have picked up everything I own (not much at the moment) and moved to Jersey City, NJ. I grew up in Oklahoma and spent most of my life there until 10 years ago when I moved to Dallas. During my time in Dallas I had many ups and downs, and much like a relationship...I learned what to do and what NOT to do.

Anyway...back to the improbable thing. I know you're excited...

Literally, as long as I have been an adult I have been working to tear my life apart, while simultaneously working to build it up. But, that's in the past. Two days ago was the start for my first year in New Jersey/New York living sober and rebuilding my life that I pretty much blew up over the past 18 years. By the time I am 37, I am going to prove to myself that I can live the life that I dreamed up back as a wee child in rural Southwest Oklahoma. I always loved #tumblr when I was very happy with life, so I have decided to use it as my platform for keeping a journal of my journey.

I WILL post daily with random stuff, pictures, etc. I plan to use this platform and Instagram @jerseyoklahomo to keep up with my progress. This will be a journey of sobriety, rebirth, self-love, self-esteem, and positive mental health.

I will recount the past 2 days in the next posts...

#soberlife #sobriety #sober #new york #newjersey #oklahomo

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audley-and-cherry · 1 year

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Okay, I accidentally tagged something "oklahomo" and that's actually pretty damned funny.

#oklahomo

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razorbackmagazine · 21 days

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#collage #oklahomo #magazine #news

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mattercoil · 7 months

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It’s insane to me as someone who didn’t grow up in oklahoma the amount of homophobia my friends had to go through. A close friend of mine was talking about how their high school chemistry teacher would go on rants about gay people for the majority of class everyday, especially about how if we claim to be born this way then they would just breed it out of people. I had teachers treat me differently, but at least I never had teachers openly supporting eugenics to get rid of us.

#oklahoma #oklahomo #eugenics #homophobia #lgbtqia+#trans #gay #bigotry #I hope I got all the tags in there to keep people from seeing this but if there is one I missed I am very sorry

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spaceacewithamace · 1 year

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Just wanted to share that I was called an oklahomo today... I'm not Okla, but very homo.

#shitpost #lgbtq #Oklahomo

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kyistell · 4 months

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May I humbly request hc’s for the gay traumatized cowboy with daddy issues (texas)?👁️👁️

Oooooo yess, Texas was a fun one to think about because I had to think like a southerner slightly, and I live in Jersey lol (granted Jersey gets pretty southern if you go too far but I don't live there)

Texas-

Used to hunt a lot, however with the Table becoming slightly more important in the 2020s he had to slow it down significantly

Has a massive ranch, horses, cattle, chickens, you name it, Texas probably has it

Would actually kill someone (but specifically Cali) if they took his hat, there is no way he is letting Austin be in control for that long

His wires are slightly crossed, hence Austin or literally any of his cities (though honestly the cities being personified depends on the state, Texas has researched this before and it’s not worth asking why, you won’t get an answer)

Guns lol

Will occasionally just cough up oil, it’s not common but it is annoying

He’s not gay, at all, what so ever, he’s just a very straight cowboy livin his life (guess the lie here, hint: he is for sure livin his life and is a cowboy)

He doesn’t hate Oklahomo, he just wishes the absolute best for him and the absolute best is dying

Loves cooking as much as he does hunting, which is a lot, he’ll do it whenever he wants, for basically no reason, it’s a fun hobby for him

Has dinner every other Sunday with Mexico and other Spanish speaking countries, Cali, Arizona, and NM will also join from time to time

He likes history a lot more than people realize, he has to be good at it to say that it’s all fake duh

Hates snow, never wants it ever again, the one time he got snow he doesn’t remember BECAUSE HE BASICALLY DIED MAINE (he’s only slightly dramatic, he didn’t die but it sure did feel like it)

Made Jersey teach him how to make “proper pizza” since he taught him how to make a brisket

He’s tall, like 6’3 tall, he could technically go taller but 6’3 doesn’t make him feel like he’s stretching his skin

If he’s exhausted then he won’t understand a lick of English, he doesn’t get that tired often but when he does it’s turned into a game to see who can get him to bed first (It’s normally Alabama or Oklahomo- I mean homa, Oklahoma)

Went back to high school in the 2000s, an experience he doesn’t know if he regrets or wants to study under a microscope

Has three dogs, they are his babies along with his horses, he fought long and hard to convince Gov to let him have them at the StateHouse even with the no pets rule that like 3 people didn’t follow at the time

Loves Football, obviously, Sunday Football is spent outside with barbeque and the entire south, even if their team isn’t playing

Doesn’t actually hate Cali, he thinks that he’s an idiot and never knows when to shut up but he can admire how smart he actually is even if Texas would never say it out loud, and Austin, Austin was a big reason

#welcome to the table #wttt #wttt texas #wttsh texas #so i didnt think this was that long #its slightly longer than i thought #oops?#hehe oklahomo #kyi requests #wttt austin #does this warrant the wttt austin tag?#i think it does but eh who knows #i sure dont

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mmmkayla · 10 months

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A year ago, I was depressed, anxious, suicidal and just out of an abusive relationship.

Today, I'm the happiest and most tranquil I've ever been. I have hope and a future. I got a promotion at work and I've started back to college. It gets better, y'all, I promise. We're going to be okay ❤️

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thedoubteriswise · 3 months

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bonus magical penis wine content

#we can and will make oklahomo jokes in 2024

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supercantaloupe · 2 years

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in honor of gwynne wood's surprise debut as will parker in the Oklahoma! tour last night!! this one's for the oklahomos in the audience

[image ID: three pencil drawings of will parker from the national tour of Oklahoma!, as portrayed by gwynne wood. they are a chubby white nonbinary person with medium-toned, neck-length hair and freckles. the left drawing is of her from the thighs up, facing the viewer and grinning off to the side with their mouth open. she is wearing dark chaps over jeans, a belt with a large buckle, a plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a cowboy hat, which they hold to their head with one hand. the top right drawing is a portrait of them smiling charmingly at the viewer with messy hair and a stalk of grass sticking out of her mouth. there is a heart next to her face. the bottom right drawing is a 3/4 view portrait of them grinning excitedly to the left, with two exclamation points next to their head. end ID.]

#oklahomos how are we FEELING! about he/him lesbian will parker. bc i for one am feeling GREAT!#massive massive kudos to gwynne for literally learning the role in one day and going on. that's some high school play bullshit.#to do that for a professional national tour is insane and incredible. i'm sure they did a great job. also i want a bootleg immediately #oklahoma!#art and soul #gwynne wood #oklahoma revival #oklahoma tour #oklahoma 2019 #oklaheauxma #will parker #traditional art #sorry i still cant take good photos of my drawings <3 deal with it <3 #i just had to draw smth to mark this occasion #i should draw some of the other understudies soon too i love understudies. they deserve more love and attention

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uncommonincorrectquotes · 2 months

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A: if you're outdoors in these temperatures you need to be drinking water A: NOT red bull A: NOT iced coffee A: NOT that purple shit on tiktok A: W. A. T. E R. B: iced tea? A: A.G.U.A. C: is hot coffee acceptable? A: why would you do that to your body D: i mix red bull with water! A: y tho E: all that stuff is made out of water, though A: each day darwin looks down on us and weeps F, carrying 16 glasses: what about light beer? A: it's almost water so might as well have water G: VODKA A: CHOOSE HYDRATION NOT DIEDRATION H, with an iced coffee: how do a dare!!! A: finish the coffee, fill it back up with WATER about three more times and drik THAT I: sparkling or still? A: this isn't europe B: what if I dont like the taste of water A: what if you don't like the taste of being alive? C: what if you're built different A: You're not D: tequila is kinda like water A: J: don't tell me what to do ocean deniers A: there's not an ocean here. we're not doing this right now.

#incorrect quote #uncommon quote #long quote #source: oklahomo department of wildlife conservation twitter

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euniexenoblade · 3 months

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