#one hot mess at a time

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

So yes I have OF COURSE read @naffeclipse new fic Apex Polarity and yes, I AM OBSESSED!

So I decided to make a little comic of how I think their "first encounter" might have looked like from Eclipse's perspective.

I can't help but think about how alien and scary we most look to him (especially if there is a history of fasco hunting polar sirens in the past). With all that gear we look like emotionless beings, just observing and uncaring of this ice world. But then when y/n shows up and probably exudes this joy and wonder for his world + shows respect for the creatures and the environment??? Mmh yeah, I can see Eclipse falling for y/n, especially considering how alone he might be...

So yes, that's what I have for today! If you want to read the fic I'll link it right here. I can't recommend it enough, but as always, read the tags so you know what you're getting into! And lastly I also want to @themeeplord beacuse Eclipse's design is basically their design in my style (god I love their design so much, their character/creature designs are the BEST) so all the credit goes to them! Polar!Y/N is my design thou! ;P

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read the two latest chapters-

YIPPEE!!!

#apex polarity #orca!eclipse #polar y/n #dca #dca fandom #I am once again plagued by the terrible ramble disease #but I got thoughts and I wanna share them >:/ #so here are some more: #when I say the humans look alien I mean Grey alien level alien #Emotionless face? Check. Big empty eyes? Check. Studying and probing the inhabitants? Check. Possibly abducts inhabitants? Check #or mad scientist vibe #imagine professor Membrane from Invader Zim while he's saying 'I know better know' <- that kind of vibe #ok- one last thought! #as you can see- I decided to go full out and try coloring and stuff! #and one of the reasons why I decided to do that is because I'm not well practised in those departments- but I want to get better at them! #so if you think this looks like a hot mess- it's because they are XD #but with all this considered- I think I did pretty well! #So I hope you enjoyed it! XD #Now I'm giving all of you who's read ALL OF THIS a giant gold star #because wow- you're dedication and focus is absolutely INSANE and I appreciate you taking the time to read this #NOW GO AND BE FREE MY FRIEND!!!

[spielzeugkaiser]

I saw the saddest little meow meow yesterday!! All I could think about while watching that version of Bruce is a. GIVE HIM A ROBIN and b. LET HIM MEET SUPERMAN

#the batman #the batman 2022 #battinson #bruce wayne #clark kent #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #jim gordon #superbat #I fucking loved everything about this movie! the detective work #the costume #shy antisocial bruce who can't really hold eye contact #him helping with the evacuation in the end #bruce being a hot topic MESS #I am sorry but I love one (1) messy man who has to fight the tears when he drops his ice cream #also bruce honey I feel you with the not wanting to talk to people #peak relateable #also he is clearly not talking much in this movie because he just goes non-verbal from time to time #not because it's some kind of 'interrogation tactic' #GODS I love this movie #jesus it's 2022 and I'm back with the urge to draw superbat like i did. 5 years ago?? RENAISSANCE

[thirdeyeblue]

Doctor Who | S3E4 | Daleks in Manhattan

#forgotten gifs left on my fiancé's laptop I really shouldn't have taken the time to mess with but the temptation was strong #tenth doctor #doctor who #david tennant #freema agyeman #martha jones #ten and martha #no one should look this hot sniffing and fondling disembodied brains but never put anything past David #the specs of sex #daleks in manhattan #rtd era #dwgifs #dwedit #my edit

[pumpkinrootbeer]

Eugene was truly the best boyfriend. saw his girlfriend get broken up with, and immediately had a revenge glow up. Imagine being Cassandra seeing your ex girlfriend's boyfriend and he's wearing a golden choker with the just deepest v neck known to man, the world's sluttiest gloves, and a thigh garter. I'd have to give up then and there.

#Eugenes season 3 outfit you will always be famous #eugene fitzherbert #tangled the series #:v #He saw cass's hot catsuit and knew what he had to do #Also just to scream abt the series bc I just finished #absolutely crazy to me that they have set up since s1 that Eugene has pretty strong identity issues and it's never really addressed? #like s3 was low-key a mess I wish they just let cass be a villain don't have her be manipulated the entire time let her choose it at least #or like I'm fine with her being manipulated but I just felt like they didn't want to go to far with her character #and it made her feel kinda weak narratively #a lot just felt rushed #and I think we should have gotten a biiit more with eugenes identity issues #bc a lot of it in that episode was just a running joke #will say. #euegene/Rapunzel really carried that series they're relationship was the best written part #I would like cass more if they let her be a bit more unhinged #Her best moment was ''will you fight for him?'' #Like yess queen expand on that more #Need a whole episode of her kidnapping Eugene to fuck with Rapunzel #Also sorry you were worth fighting for is downright one of the most romantic lines in the whole show #Also it's so funny to me bc Rapunzel is so protective over Eugene like cass touches him and she's just #SHES MIIINE GET AWAY FROM HER IT'S NOT HER TIIIIME

[remnri]

recent sketches

#genshin impact #this is not related at all #but my twitter algorithm handed me that one shadow scene from sonic prime where he gets the tech thing in his mouth #and i'm not really in that fandom but boy am i suddenly interested #i mean the fight scene was cool. yeah. #also it's SO refreshing to draw characters that have clean silhouettes and designs #compared to genshin where outfits are kind of a hot mess #anyways i have time to finish some wips so hopefully i will post more this month haha

[ddarker-dreams]

this love report for scara feels like it's turning more into a roast session

#me looking at one of my fav characters ever: yeah he'd be terrible to date #he's a hot mess #would bribe (aka coerce) your friends to leave you alone so he can spend more time with you #completely normal behavior #scaramouche brainrot

[natelia-aldelliz]

I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)

I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.

Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #ghostsoap #soapghost #they each have one dogtag from the other two (they lied about having lost the first pair to get another to have enough) #but they only wear the three when they're not on duty for obvious reasons #also i feel like not enough people know that british dogtags are round and not rectangular like the american ones #soap wears a kilt because kilts are hot and with his shirt it looks kinda punk i think #thistles are the flower of scotland btw (and one of my favourite flowers they're so pretty) #the piercings also don't stay on when they're on duty because of the risk of injury #ghost isn't listening to the conversation at all - there's too much noise to focus anyway and his bfs are way too pretty #my headcanon about roach is that he's not completely mute (after all he talks when he appears in the comics) #but he still goes non-verbal when he's overwhelmed or with people he doesn't like (out of spite) so he knows bsl #sorry if the text and the tags are a mess i can't remember the last time i slept #roach's hair is styled because they're on a date - it's usually a mess he has constant bed hair #look at that i remembered how to draw i'd be proud if i wasn't barely there lmaoo #it's my first time drawing burn scars but i think it's recognisable? maybe? #my phone makes it look way more yellow than my computer and i don't know which one is wrong so rip lmao too bad

[quietwingsinthesky]

if supernatural was any good, they would have had mary and lucifer sleep together in the apocalypse world. this would have solved zero problems with the show, but it would have created a hundred more interesting ones than they already had.

#they could have done this. for me. #it should have gone really well too. for mary and lucifer i mean. #because that would be 1000x worse for everyone else involved. if mary enjoyed herself and bonded with him. #doesn’t even have to be much of a bond but like. just enough that when sam and dean are there. it’s so incredibly uncomfortable. #sam like :) this is the second time my mother has slept with someone complicit in torturing me. i feel normal about this and its not #messing me up so bad im going to scream. this is fine. #dean would freak the fuck out about it though. openly and loudly. it’s *lucifer*. #which. of course. trying to tell mary that she’s not allowed to do what she’s already decided she’s doing because dean doesn’t want her to. #yeah. im sure that’ll go well. #lucifer doesn’t even have to do anything to drive a wedge between them besides sit there look pretty and eat mary out until she screams. #easiest job in the world #and most importantly: it would have been hot. literally just let someone walk in on mary pinning the devil himself to the floor. #why not give me this one thing huh

[takiki16]

Hey so I am starting to get into Jupiter Ascending fandom (a couple years late but what can I say). I was thinking of writing a fic. Do you have any resources for JA extra information?

Thanks in advance. Also I am loving your fic (it's how I started getting into the fandom lololol). can't wait to reread!!!

HOOOOOOO BOY!!!!

I'm paging @bemusedlybespectacled, @gallifreyburning, @vr-trakowski, @sorrelchestnut, @florentinequill, @fuckyeahjupiterascending, @vrabia, and honestly ANYONE ELSE who wants to chime in here, bc HOOOOOOO BOY!

(I made that sweet puppy in fucking 2015 on my dying laptop in the travel study dorm in DC, JUPITER ASCENDING HOW I LOVE THEE)

The eternal fucking tragedy of Jupiter Ascending is that the wider world doesn't love it like we do. Does it have every single thing that turns my crank, id-wise? Sure! Does it have gorgeous over-the-top sequined costumes and extravagant set pieces that remind you at every minute that this movie specially thanked Swarovski Crystal in the credits? Sure! Does it have theeeee single most pinpoint reading of MY PERSONAL FEMALE GAZE that Channing Tatum has ever done? (sorry mister Magic Mike, but you do not even come CLOSE to "may I kill him?" in terms of sexy) SURE! Was this movie a commercial or critical success? Absolutely not 😔

There isn't, as far as I'm aware, an art book. There isn't an official novelization. There isn't even an actual script posted to the usual internet databases that isn't just an automatic shitty talk-to-text rendition of the movie dialogue. There are concept art paintings and old cast interviews floating around, and this auction website where the Wachowskis auctioned off some of the props from the movie, but as far as canon resources and extra material beyond the movie itself there isn't much. A quick duckduckgo search would probably be more helpful to you than anything else, if any of the websites still have the articles up - it WAS eight years ago, and doesn't that just break my fucking heart.

My corner of tumblr LOVED this movie. In 2015, there were TONS of posts gathering interviews, posting concept art, making cosplays, all the signs of a small but healthy fandom ecosystem. However, we call this the blue hellsite for a reason - not all of those resources are still there, and the ones that survived time and incompetent archival site coding are probably difficult to find. I would definitely recommend trawling the JA tags of all the blogs I tagged at the start of this post, as JA introduced me to two of my longest and most beloved of all mutuals. ALL of their insights were key to A Fine Chain.

There is also my own jupiter ascending tag and my more specific jupiter ascending meta tag, although I don't know how bored you are lol. The general JA tag is 105 pages - I would almost recommend just starting at page 105 and working forward from there since it chronicles my descent into kinky space angel werewolf brain rot pretty nicely. There are also my ao3 bookmarks for JA.

I WILL SAY that it has been 8 years, and I have changed into a very different person than the one I was when I first saw this movie. I don't REGRET the first few chapters of A Fine Chain, or any of my breathless meta posts, but I do think that if I were to write any of them over again, I'd hope that my writing style has matured and I'd have lots more extra material to draw from. Actually graduating from law school, writing long fic in another fandom, and generally percolating more as a person has given me lots of new perspectives on JA that make it more interesting even as I still enjoy it (for example, HBO's Succession is ODDLY RELEVANT and I wish there were more JA fanwriters to take advantage of that fact).

...I hope that was helpful? I will ETERNALLY mourn the fact that this fandom wasn't isn't bigger - we haven't even broken 1k on ao3! But EYE MYSELF am here to discuss JA stuff as long as this weird spurt of creative energy sustains me, and my inbox is always open!

#jupiter ascending #fandom #my posts #jupiter ascending meta #if NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU MY GLITTERY SPACE EXTRAVAGANZA I WILL LOVE YOU #was it perfect? no. was it a bit of a hot mess at times? yes. BUT DO I LOVE IT? HELL YEAH #long post

[potatobugz]

do you think the mess in oshiros hotel is meant to signify that hes been letting his problems pile up until its become too overwhelming to handle.

im thinking about the fact that he's definitely the one who's been making the mess but he doesn't even realize it. he ignores the clutter until it becomes too hard to ignore you know? like when it starts actively blocking the way to the presidential suite. he insists that he and his staff will handle it and that madeline shouldn't clean up his own mess, but he still doesn't do anything about it. does he know that the staff is gone? that it's just him there?

mr oshiro is so hell bent on impressing madeline so that she'll stay in his hotel. he's so in denial of everything. he doesn't even realize he's dead, he still thinks his hotel never got shut down. I think his insistence on her staying is bc he really wants to believe that the hotel is open, and a costumer would affirm that belief. it could also maybe be a mixture of loneliness too. (also, him treating her as a costumer even after she says no is absolutely him being in denial. that man is very unhealthily attached to this hotel,)

and even though it was nice of madeline to clean it up, there's still parts of the hotel she can't fix. the plumbing. the windows. the, hole in the ceiling (oops.) she's not qualified to help him, and that's why I think the chapter ends on a bit of a sour note. madeline is of course not a bad person for wanting to help, the point is that she can't. it is unfortunate but true

anyways mr oshiro is a very good character i like him a regular amount. im normal about that old man

#celeste #celeste game #mr oshiro #oshiro celeste #character analysis #i guess ? #this is my first time making any post like this but i meeded to make it i need 2 talk about hom and his fuckin hotel !!!!!!! #one other thought i have is... i saw a few ppl say that mr oshiro manipulated madeline into cleaning or that he feigned incompetence ? #and i disagree with that. though this might just be me looking at jt w rose tinted glasses bc i do like him a lot #but first of all i dont think he couldve easily cleaned that whole mess himself. i know hes a ghost but like #there was stuff everywhere in the whole hotel. #not to mention he felt guilty when madeline did clean all that stuff up. of course it was also a little bit #because he didnt want to lose her as a customer #but he also obviously felt like that was his responsibility as the owner of the hotel and he felt fuckin bad about it #i could be wrong bc i dont remember everyting he said in that chapter but i dont think he ever asked her to clean either ? #and like yeah i think he can come off a little mean at times tbh #hes obviously going through some stuff. guysm cmon. he is not a bad person. none of these characters are. whevhhwveh #idk. i did my best here. *explodes* #thank you for listening to my insane rambles about peeing in a hot topic i hope u all have a goooood night #rambles #i honestly hope he gets a happy ending somewhat

[bookiedoodles]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hunter that’s just a lovesick mess around Willow and doesn’t know how to function, but I personally much more enjoy when Hunter and Willow are literally just. Besties. They banter and make jokes and are dumb, and every now and then the sun just hits Willows frame JUST right and Hunters breath gets taken away and he just stares in awe at how beautiful she is. Until Willow strikes a dumb pose and makes a comment about how she’s sorry that she distracted him with her beauty, and although he’s blushing up a storm from being caught, he laughs and shoves her face and says that he ACTUALLY got distracted by how dumb she looked.

Or when they go out for ice cream and Hunter cutely gets some stuck on the corner of his mouth and Willow momentarily daydreams about kissing it off all smooth like, until she grabs a fist full of napkins and shoves it in his face and makes a joke about him eating like a toddler.

Hunter and Willow are best friends that just so happen to have feelings for each other.

#the owl house #toh #huntlow #toh hunter #Willow park #and this is how they’re gonna be portarayed pretty much any time I write them #bc I LOVVVEEEE besties to lovers #i do VERY MUCH love hot mess!hunter tho #or even hot mess!willow!!! that’s a GOOD ONE #but I’ll always prefer them pining while being stupid friends

[nonuggetshere]

PK: "...Kid..."

PV: "What? I'm just pointing out the obvious."

PK: "You're being a little shit is what you are."

WL: "Well, they're not wrong–"

PK: "Don't enable this."

(ID start: A picture of The Pale King, The White Lady and the Pure Vessel from Hollow Knight as humans. They're all wearing matching golden roses, a pin for Pure Vessel, a hair clip for the Pale King and a corsage for the White Lady. The Pure Vessel has their hand at the head height of their father, laughing about his height with their mother, much to the displeasure of the king. End ID.)

They're making fun of the monochronic manlet

#hollow knight #pure vessel #the hollow knight #the pale king #the white lady #spooky arts #wayward royals au #It's cool to finally see them all together in one pic but yoy have no idea how hard it was to fit this little asshole in the frame #with the two of them. WL is STILL too short. But I didn't want to cut off her branches which I spent some time on #PV should be reaching just below her shoulders normally #Family pictures are a nightmare with these three #Anyways PK had to have his hair cut bc he got seriously sick and had a very high fever. Hollow and WL cut their hair to make him feel #better. They're growing it out together. Also they all have golden roses :] #PK and WL bought them the golden rose trinket as an apology gift and later on PV picked out the rose clip and corsage so they can match #If you're new here or are seeing this in the tags and you're confused why PV is acting like a Normal Human here. This AU is basically what #if they got lost outside of Hallownest and PV is found out and they basically bond slash have family therapy on the move during the 1+ yr #it takes them to return. Don't ask why it took so long ok the wastelands are massive and they got turned around (plot convenience ) #The Hallownest is a hot mess when they return #Probably should have put this explanation at the front huh. Oh well #Sorry about that

[redrobin-detective]

The only timkon dynamic I will accept is Conner looking at Tim who is bossy, deeply damaged and unhinged and who only gives a vague half-fuck over little things like legality and what people tell him and being like “babe you are the messiest dude I have ever met but, god knows why, I trust you with my life and my heart because whatever is wrong with you is incredibly sexy.”

Meanwhile Tim is looking at Conner who is wearing bedazzled jorts, a crop top and fringe jacket that says baby slut on the back who is arguing that as a clone who’s barely 5, he should qualify for the under 10 discount at Denny’s because he needs to feel some emotion at 2:47 in the morning and thinking “this is literally the most embarrassing and ridiculous human shaped person I have ever met but he has seen me go off the rails so many times he just buckles in and rides it out and also we have established abandoned anxious child to abandoned anxious child communication and it would take too long to break another boyfriend in so I guess I need to marry him and shit”

And I will literally not take anything else, thank you and goodnight. 

#timkon #I want them to have the healthiest most loving relationship possible in the most weird and fucked up way possible #seperately they have so many problems #and sort of fall together at the beginning in a rush of not knowing what else to do #but slowly learn to heal bouncing their love and assurance for each other back and forth until they become better people #but at the same time holding each other close and being like 'there is something so messed up about you but I kinda dig it bc I'm messed up #Tim being manic is gotham and Kon is just like damn thats hot #Kon is being his usual flamboyant self and Tim is like well I can't NOT fuck him #and no one understands them or their dynamic but its cool #they got each other and even tho neither will ever be normal #they can find happiness with someone who *understands* #this post is half sap/half crack bc they're ridiculous but I have so many strong feelings about their love #i want to like Timber I honest to god do but Im so mentally ill for timkon I just cant

[wandixx]

I made a prompt some time ago and my brain couldn't let it go so I want to write an actual fic about it. But I need your help to do it.

You can find the prompt I'm talking about here. To summarize it quickly because I know it ended up kind of long. Dani was traveling around the USA and met/befriended some people, heroes and villains include. And then she left to see another place. It wouldn't be a problem if before she left, she said goodbye. She didn't so now they she got kidnapped and are panicing.

I have some ideas, some serious chaos I mentioned (about 2500 words and counting) or super serious chaos if things'll go properly, who knows, some Dani hangs out with Duke during his patrols and is low key his sidekick (5500 words and counting, everything on paper because why not?), both in much different places on a timeline, untouched but thought about idea for Dani and Conner clone budding AND one bit for when she met Flashfam and one when she asked Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy for autographs for Jazz and Sam.

But here is a thing. All I know about DC is from dpxdc tag and some fics on AO3. Also from dpxdc of course. So it means I don't know a jack shit about people outside of Batfam.

So, what I'm asking for is, if you have ideas who else Dani could mess with or/and links to fanfics with your favorite characterizations or character analysis here or on AO3, any way of communication you are comfortable with is open, please send it (maybe not in actual mail that would be both creepy and unreasonably expensive)

I can't exactly watch movies/cartoons because I fear my computer wouldn't survive that (I had a moment of black screen two times in the last twenty minutes and three more temporary freezes, how is this thing still running, and how it became my most reliable internet connection device?)

Anyway, send the links I beg you

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #it seems i'm physically unable to make short post if I'm posting something else than snippet #god damn it i'll have to work on it probably #btw I got in a sort of fight with my parent over my attitude towards school (their arguments are totally valid I should work harder) #but i'm a mess and not even hot sort of one and most of the time can't bring myself to it #but nevermind #during this one of them said something along the lines of “you should study more I know knitting is nicer but you need better grades” #and for whatever reason my brain laser focused on this #because i'm not knitting #i only did once #on the other hand i've been crocheting for past six years if i'm doing the math correctly #i know the difference is subtle for most people but i talked about it a bit #i've been correcting people a lot of the times when they said i was knitting #i think i can say it's kinda important to me #and idk #i'm just kinda frustrated that they still made this mistake and it's easier to focus on that than on anything else they said #you could say i;m a little angry even #look at me once again spilling my guts in tags of unrelated post #i should probably stop doing that either #and sleep #anyway #have a great day dear internet stranger that made it to this part

[anadorablekiwi]

“Hey, about time you get rest for bed, don’t you think?”

Wriothesley smiled.

“Got a lot to do tomorrow, after all. And it’s been a long day today.”

Mm, maybe. Gotta wait for the shower to be free

#kiwi answers #silver my sweet #past kiwis bedtime saga #mom taking one first cuz she has to be up earlier than me #and our plumbing sucks so only one shower (or use if hot water in general) at a time #or it gets all messed up #ty #i domt like feeling depressed and numb :(

[jlf23tumble]

https://twitter.com/xrckdyou/status/1777312221044834377

The man could not be more clear. And he is so incredibly kind about it despite the fact it obviously bothers him for the reasons he says and likely others. So sad the people who want to “free him” are those keeping him in a box.

Thanks for this! I'd love to see the whole thing, but it's been harder to get full interviews this go round (that's on me, gotta dig, don't have time). That said, I did a quick lurk around twitter and tumblr, and jesusssssssssssss, he said what he said and was pretty clear, even resigned about it, and yet! You either get variations of a) wahh, he's gaslighting us again (which, lmao, nope) or b) well, he didn't deny it, LOLZ, #married. When I tell you he resents his fans, dot dot dot, oof, yeah, it's honestly no wonder

#i think my favorite is the people who 'don't understand' why he's saying this and how it doesn't 'help him' #idk maybe he doesn't want people speculating about his private life? even--ESPECIALLY--the so-called supportive ones? #i have my own UO and it's that a couple of things can be true that people can't/won't get--maybe just maybe larry was realTM a decade ago #and it ain't real now #or maybe it's a hot mess month to month and it causes him quite a bit of pain actually #and what's to deny in that scenario? why does he have to pick a scab to feed these demons? why does he OWE anyone that? #people scream how they want the truth but in reality? no they do not! #because it comes back to the same old same old: how 'supportive' is the larry fanbase if/when one of them comes out and says pointblank: #yeah we were a thing but that was a decade ago and we've moved on #thanks for respecting our privacy in this difficult time 10 years later! #it won't happen because it can't and won't matter to the base #people will STILL scream they're married etc