#or mama would be good

[twogchamp]

I JUST WANT ONE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SONG ON THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SOUNDTRACK. ONE. O N E.

#shut up twig #the umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua #the umbrella academy season three #my chemical romance #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #like #to the end??? #or mama would be good #DANGER DAYS IS AN ALBUM ABOUT AN APOCALYPSE HOW HAVENT THEY USED IT

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling? #as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will- #side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT??? #let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

[yashley]

I feel like if she's telling me so strongly to stay away from it, I don't trust her anymore.

#critical role #ygifs #cr3 #imogen #liliana #ms bailey..........im chewing drywall #it’s cool cos liliana literally just can't tell her gay daughter she has to do all this to stay with her gay frenemy lover #imogen living with this all alone her entire life finding out her mama shares it but will never share it with her #Wanting to belong with her curse Wanting to belong with her mama and she's denied the only relationship that would matter :)) #but liliana deliberately conjure nightmares for imogen torturing her own daughter her entire life just for Love* :) #doing the Worst to someone you Love more than your own life praying it's for the best Begging to keep them safe when... :)) good food

[bearotonin-international]

What do you call a bear studying for a degree in dentistry?

A molar bear

#Luce is such a good mama #Helping Lux study to fulfill her dreams #Team update: we are considering launching a semi-regular series of bad pun jokes #If there is crowd interest #We know have maintained immense resistance to classifying Mondays as a regular weekly series day #But perhaps the occasional #Punday Monday #For when we have cringe worthy jokes we would like to share #Just think it over #Let us know what you think

[angelxd-3303]

Me: I don't need a new fic idea, I already have so many!

My brain: But what if Bruno saves a wolf puppy and the pack basically adopts him as a member of the fam, and follow him around like puppies, and the Madrigals now have like ten wolves sitting in their courtyard around Bruno while Alma tries desperately to not have a heart attack?

Was this just an excuse to draw a bunch of wolves bc they're fun to draw?

Probably.

Bruno deserves a pack of floofy bois. Supreme cuddle opportunity.

#traditional art #bruno madrigal #wolves #Yes his rats would be a bit jealous lol #“No he is our Papa! No steal our Papa!” #you know Bruno would be the one to save a little puppy he found #it's not his fault it went home and told its Mama about the nice hooman #and they decided “yes good hooman. He shall be our hooman now.” #encanto #I can't believe I forgot that tag lol

[beannary]

quick little big mama doodles for my tlp au so i can get a better handle on how she looks

you can check out my separated au here!

#my art #tmnt #tmnt 2018 #2018 tmnt #tmnt 2k18 #2k18 tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #rottmnt big mama #tmnt big mama #tlp au #the little prince separated au #if youre wondering why big mama looks the way she does in my comic #its because i didnt use a reference when i first started drawing the comic #because i didnt think like this comic would become like #a whole thing #so basically ive been waiting to come to a good stopping point so i could like actually start using a reference when drawing her #and we are now at that stopping point so! #hooray!

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[dailyloopdeloop]

Request idea: Loop in a dress. Let them be Fashionable

DAY 26: walk walk fashion baby

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #GRRR I HATE THE CROPPING. CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE #anyways big thank u to brin bibliomaniac for sending me like 1 million different fits that loop would look good in #and also big apology to brin bibliomaniac for putting it off for like 2 months #i think they should be fashionable!!! i think they could rock a lot of stuff!!! #and i think they deserve to wear something nice after everything! let them look good! #also the filenames for these are wrong i finally have started losing count fucking lol #26 days.... zoo wee mama

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

#dont worry I'm still team trixie #but i'm so here for Katya having a young hot cunty bf who is into all the shit he is into #plane jane #katya #katya zamolodchikova #katya zamo #the bald and the beautiful #tbatb #the brians #CJ post #drag race #rupaul's drag race #also jane is my GIRL #out here making drag race for the gays again #we love a mean gay #it was so great to watch someone get excited over Katya's special interests #it was also so cute to watch jane get giggly as the episode went on too #these two speaking russian and katya instinctively grabbing at him and jane knowing all this stuff about him #because is he a katya fan #yes yes he is #you know they fucked after this #or have since then #because mama jane was throwing out some power bottom vibes at him and god almighty them fucking would be so hot #but also Jane's face lighting up when katya asks him to go see loboda with him #and maybe this all made miss trix alil jelly #good incentive if it did #flirting via reading #we love to see it #the flirty little “well now I like you” at the end 🥵

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Skin to Skin: Baby and the Bees

One week after Yang and Ruby brought an orphaned baby Faunus back to their safehouse in Vacuo.

Baby: (completely flush and shivering, lethargic, and whimpering)

Blake: Mom, I'm really starting to worry about her. Is there anything we can do?

Kali: Unfortunately, babies can't have most pharmaceutical medications, and I've already tried every holistic remedy I know.

Yang: So, there's literally nothing we can do?

Blake: (strokes the baby's cheek)

Kali: (watches as the baby wiggles her head weakly, almost like she's trying to keep the hand on her face) ....I have an idea, and honestly I'm a little upset I didn't think of it sooner. Some mother I am.

Blake & Yang: What is it?!

Kali: Blake, dear, take off your shirt, please?

Blake: (blinks with a blush) Excuse you?

Kali: Take off your shirt.

Blake: .........You take off your shirt.

Kali: Dear, I don't think Yang would appreciate seeing her future mother-in-law topless.

Yang: (covers her eyes as a steaming red blush colors her entire face) Kali!

Blake: Mom! Y-Yang and I haven't even- W-We haven't-

Kali: Had sex? I'm honestly surprised by that. But, that's besides the point! This is to help the baby. Now (claps her hands) chop-chop! Off with the shirt!

Blake: (whining) Why???

Kali: Just trust the process, dear.

Blake: (groans) Fine! (takes off her shirt and stands awkwardly) Now what?

Yang: (eyes unconsciously zero in on Blake's almost naked torso)

Kali: Bra too.

Blake: MOM!!!

Yang: If this is how I die, I day a happy woman.

Blake: (gulps and slowly takes off her bra, quickly covering her breasts after dropping the garment) There! Now, what?! Are you going to tell me I need to lose my pants next???

Yang: (slowly sitting down to keep from fainting)

Kali: Hardly, that would be cruel. (picks up the baby, unwraps her from her swaddle blanket, and removes her clothes so she's in her diaper before gently pushing her into Blake's arms) Hold her against your breasts, dear. She needs skin to skin contact. Head up, good. Now, cradle the baby scrunch. Perfect.

Blake: (holding the baby tenderly against her chest as Kali tucks the blanket back around the baby) W-What now?

Kali: Just flash your aura a little bit, dear. Not too much. She won't be able to handle too much at once. She's still little.

Blake: Okay... (gently flashes her aura, causing the baby's own, bright orange aura to flash momentarily)

Baby: (stops whimpering and slowly nuzzles into Blake's chest with a little coo)

Blake:

Yang: (in complete aw) Is... Is she better?

Kali: She should be fine now, but keep the skin to skin up. (sighs) I cannot believe I forgot about the kangaroo hold. What kind of mother and grandmother am I?

Yang: (stands up and wraps a second blanket around Blake's shoulders) How are you doing?

Blake: I'm fine. It's just that... (glances at the sleeping baby pressed against her chest) This is a different feeling than I've had all week. I don't really know how to describe it.

Yang: Good or bad?

Blake: Good. (kisses Yang's cheek) Definitely good.

Link to Original Baby and the Bees

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #baby and the bees #kangaroo hold #sick baby #skin to skin #Yang would probably be the one to initiate skin to skin but I wanted to give Blake some time to shine #blake would be a good mama #kind of long post #as a female second parent this does feel different

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo being put into a situation where there is absolutely no fighting, just verbal manipulation and perception games, would be amazing to witness. We see a lot in the series how good he is at subterfuge and how he uses his perception to manipulate to great effect, so it’d be so cool to really see it put to the test even more.

Manipulation is one of the most effective tactical strategies of all time, so just imagine Leo putting this skillset of his to the full test. Imagine the boys slowly get up to busting bigger and more powerful criminals, including those with networks of crime under their belt, and a simple fight isn’t enough to take them down. For criminals like this, Leo’s skills in subterfuge would be deadly.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #me back to talking about Leo’s incredibly high affinity for subterfuge #genuinely think it’s one of if not his best and most honed skill #AND IT’S A VITAL NINJA SKILL #above fighting battle tactics and the like #it’s verbal blindspots #Sun Tzu’s The Art of War literally states that “the greatest victory is won without battle’’ #and idk I think Leo would be so good at this and we see him do it in the show quite a bit but not to the amount I yearn for #but yeah like just think Leo getting sent in and his bros standing guard #of course he wouldn’t be the ONLY one involved but 100% he’d be the main player #man idk I just really really love when their specific skill sets that ARENT the fighting ones are used it’s so interesting to me #like we already know Leo can easily take in a whole room’s worth of people and know exactly how to avoid them all #we know he can manipulate manipulators into his schemes #we know he’s good at improv which is essential to the games of speech high end criminals like to play #it would be SO INTERESTING #OKAY HEAR ME OUT- #he’s asked by Big Mama to join her at a criminal ball of sorts #she needs to regain power and he needs to take down big name criminals #thus a deal #no but really it’s so cool seeing Leo specifically do his best tactics through thinking like his enemy and predicting how they’d act

[bbygirl-aemond]

alicent, trying to teach aemond about stranger danger: if a stranger came up to you and said, "i'm your mom's friend, she told me to pick you up," what would you say? aemond: oh! i know! "you're lying. my mom doesn't have any friends!" alicent: aemond, vibrating: was i right was i right was i right alicent, sighing: yeah okay

#i just love the idea of baby aemond trying to hard to be good but accidentally roasting his mama #who doesn't have the heart to get mad bc she knows he doesn't mean it #meanwhile aegon's in the corner like “you let him get away with this shit???” #bc if HE said it it would be wwiii #anyways #quotes #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd #hotd #house of the dragon #alicent hightower #aemond targaryen #alicent #aemond #aemond one eye

[iero]

MAMA Live in Warsaw src. 

#gerard way #gerard #my chemical romance #mcr #mama #the black parade #mcr tour 2022 #my edit #Made pink gifs to talk myself out of buying a crossbody bag like Frank's Carhartt one. #Even though it would be GOOD to own one when I go up to NYC twice. #Thinking Thoughts... #Anyway he's a little dramatic ain't he? #flashing tw

[shannonsketches]

Weird Horsegirl Ganondorf fun fact of today is that in Ocarina of Time Ganondorf rides without a bridle! Even in the concept art his horse lacks any bit or reigns (as does Epona, and every other horse).

What it mainly means is that the N64 didn't have the power to mess with an unnecessary complex item to render -- but what it could be interpreted to mean for the sake of fandom fun is that the horses are raised and trained to be ridden bridleless.

Not to be up my own headcanons about horses being a big thing in Gerudo Valley and Malon's mom being Gerudo and there being a reason that Gan's horse is specified as a pure black Gerudo Stallion because other Gerudo horses don't look like that but -- have you seen the dressings on the other horses?

All of them, even Zelda's horse, have a call to Gerudo patterning. Except for Epona, who was only able to be approached, touched, and ridden by Link and presumably Malon herself.

It's no secret that the Gerudo are more or less pulled from African and Arabic cultures, but fun fact about Arabian horses, they used to be given as prized gifts to royalty and important political figures.

So if they are inspired by Arabian horse history --

Although the specific area of the Arabian Peninsula where the breed originated can’t be pinpointed, it is widely accepted that around 2500 B.C., the Bedouin people were responsible for developing the desert horses that became the ancestors of the Arabian horse. The nomads’ keen horse sense and meticulous attention to proper care and breeding created an animal that could withstand the harsh environment of the desert, surviving extreme heat and cold with little water and the food they shared with their handlers. A life of travel also required horses with great lung capacity, endurance and stamina. (x)

It's very possible that all of the horses in OoT have ancestry in Gerudo Valley!

#lays on the ground and thinks about how Zelda's horse might've been a gift from Gerudo Valley celebrating her birth #anyway i'll be over here!!! thinking about Gerudo and Horses and still being salty I can't ride in the desert in the wilds era aklsjd #clinging to my Malon's Mom Was Gerudo because usually dairy farmers don't breed horses -- it's a different specialty and a full time job #and Talon is definitely more dairy farmer so. It makes sense to me that Mama was doing the horse breeding. And mama had the red hair. #And Ingo was SO eager to kiss Gan's ass which seems to me like he's been there before -- and he wouldn't if his horse was Gerudo bred #anyway tl;dr this is a hill i cry on #I told my friends once that I hc the Gerudo came to get Mal's mom when she got sick and she refused to leave even if it would've saved her #and that they would come back for her body so she could be buried in her homeland #and when Malon was old enough she'd be welcome there but of course when Malon was old enough Ingo didn't let her leave #and she wouldn't leave the horses behind -- just like her mama. there was just no safe way to get herself and the animals out #anyway. :) good morning. #lozhc #oot eidolon

[turtletoria]

inspired by bad kitty by nick bruel :,-) favorite book from when i was very little!!

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #rats #fancy rats #bad kitty #i imagine squeaky being a lot like bad kitty #hes persnickety and mean and wants good food so badly #also. i got this idea bc i saw a picture of 2 rats on tumblr. a baby and its momma #and it reminded me of kitty and her mama from her birthday book #and then my neurons fired and i got the bad kitty and squeaky connection #idk i just thought this was such a roundabout way to be reminded of a book from my childhood and wanted to write it down because #this was the kind of idea that can only have happened if everything was aligned lol #also fancy rats are so deceptively hard to draw #i thought it would be easy and then i easily spent 3 hours doing the first drawing #like its not even that complex!!!! theyre like little guys!!!!!!!! y r rats so hard to draw??!?!?!!?