Why do old people insist on talking on the phone? I miss a call and they email me to be like “You missed my call lol, I’ll call you again tomorrow” Bitch just say what you wanted to tell me IN the email
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Failure to Communicate:
A @weekofmirsan story
Chapter 5, now live on Ao3!
Hello everyone! I am so excited to bring you the latest chapter of Failure to Communicate, which is my contribution to @weekofmirsan. This is the moment we've been waiting for: Sango and Miroku finally come face to face (or, text to text!), and they talk. I hope you enjoy!
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The way I deeply want to be on taskmaster (obviously impossible but I like to daydream about it) but I wouldn't be a good contestant I'd have a whole crying session on set if alex corrected my grammar
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me, cheering as i leave a voicemail for someone who didn't pick up, knowing damn well it's my fucking job to call people: hey sorry i missed you,
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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mspec gays are so cool i love you bilesbians and pangays and everything in between each and every one of you deserve the world mwuah
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