Gayly crashes inside here/J
Anyways may I request a Jing Yuan with [platonic] bio-child reader.. Who has the most chaotic personality ever [ft sharing the same braincells as Yanqing] thank youuu
— 🫶🏻 Anon with a teddy bear gift 🧸
A/N: THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT, I’LL TREASURE IT FOREVER 🧸 I HOPE YOU’LL LIKE THIS
Genre/Trope: Platonic + Family (JY, You and Yanqing!) + Crack
Format: Bullet Pointed Scenarios/HC
Warnings: None
Extra: Reader is a teen in this // Single Father JY again but he loves his kids // Yanqing will be your younger brother for this // Reader works under Fu Xuan // Not fully proofread // Some mentions of modern day stuff but time is still taken in the HSR Universe
Loveable Headaches - Platonic Dad! Jing Yuan x Reader
Jing Yuan really does love his children, both you and Yanqing...but you two never seem to give him a break do you? From your brother always buying swords to you deciding to dramatically gasp about the future, causing them to be scared when all that happened was that they trip over a pebble the next day...
On a day where he wished he could be sleeping having done all his paperwork (or...most of them) Fu Xuan comes barging in dragging you behind her, glaring at the man. And although making people scared of their future is rather bad when you're a diviner...he can't help but chuckle sometimes Fu Xuan tries to make him lecture you.
Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan, your kid started laughing when they saw someone's future.
Jing Yuan: Is that so? What did they laugh at?
Fu Xuan: A poor guy who got jump scared by a ca-
Jing Yuan: Wheeze Ah ahem I mean, they did?
When you and Yanqing are hanging out together. It's either Yanqing being the responsible one and leading you out of trouble, or the other way around. Not one time have you two shared a brain cell and thought logically. At rare times, both of you would have no brain cells and Jing Yuan would have a Cloud Knight knocking at his office and bringing the two rascals who scared the trainee knights.
When Mimi first grew up and the family realised she was in fact a lion, you climbed on her back and began riding her around like a horse.
[Name]: Go Mimi go!!
Jing Yuan: Sweetie…please get off her.
[Name]: What why? D: We're both feline great
Jing Yuan: *Trying not to laugh* G-good one…but you're gonna get hurt.
You and Yanqing probably on more than one occasion tried to go into R rated films when you both were younger. Unluckily for you, everyone knows the Generals kid.
The Dozing General loves his naps and sleep but he also loves you!...But if he hears you playing "We Will Rock You" at 3am in the morning with pots and pans one more time-
Honestly you give Fu Xuan a headache too sometimes. We already said you laugh at a divination you give that scares the other person but you also tend to act disgusted, concerned or any negative emotion when reading future moments...this can either lead to you telling them what happened which is usually such a small thing or you not telling them, simply stating "Can't say, ruins the future"
You probably stole a bunch of things from his room, it worked out for a bit as he wasn't sure where everything was going but you revealed yourself as the lil thief when you tried to steal his heavy sword. (It's a sword right? Or smt??)
You made Jing Yuan wear a powerpuff girls outfit once for Halloween. If he was a powerpuff girl or Dr whatever his name was I forgot, is up to you.
Jing Yuan seems like the type of guy to give kids the big chocolate bars for Halloween, so he needs to hide them from you and Yanqing before Halloween is here or else the kids won't have any as you snatched them with your lil brother.
I see that when you and Yanqing were younger, you tried dressing up as each other, wearing wigs and each other's clothing to try and trick Jing Yuan...however, your clothes were too big on Yanqing, and his clothes were too small on you.
Yanqing tried to jump scare you once when you were using the hose for something, needless to say. Yanqing came back in the house absolutely soaked.
Perhaps one day, the two of you dressed up as Jing Yuan, he found it so adorable!! He took so many pictures of the 'Mini Generals'...he may or may not have attempted to take a day off, gesturing to the 'Mini Generals' and how they would do the work.
Fu Xuan: General…they're kids, they're not ready for your job
Jing Yuan: Kids! That want to be me, why not train them?
Fu Xuan: General
Jing Yuan: Ah, no fun Madam Fu, I'm going I'll do my work, I'll do my work.
He questioned if you were a dog in disguise when you were like 5 tbh. Cuz you bit a lot of things, heck he once came into a meeting with you hanging off his arm...by biting him...doesn't hurt him but he did question where you learnt that.
Yanqing was adopted as a kid, when Jing Yuan first came home with the lil guy, and introduced him to you as your younger brother...you tried to make him fly by throwing him off the kitchen counter, to which THANKFULLY Jing Yuan has the quick reflexes to save Yanqing, he scolded you of course. And hey, good thing Jing Yuan did save your brother as you wouldn't have your partner in crime otherwise.
Idk if I made the reader chaotic or not but hopefully this was alrightwfiof.
Sorry for slow updates (I say as if I didn't mention I'd also be concentrated on other things). I'm going to some resort or something for a school tour(?) and apparently it has no wifi/signal, so wish me luck...gotta bond with my classmates.
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COOK WITH ME, YEAH? || ep.1 my ride or die, my other half
uploaded on january 15, 2024 to the bangtantv youtube channel and weverse. dialogue in italics are spoken in english
content warning: mentions tannies’ enlistments and separation anxiety (please tell me if i missed something)
miya: “hi everyone! welcome to my new series: cook with me, yeah?”
she started clapping, even cheering a little bit before reality hit her
she sighed and looked off camera
miya: “you know, you could cheer for me”
jungkook: “you said you’d do the intro before introducing me!”
she got the folded cloth from next to her on her kitchen counter and threw it towards the direction of the voice
there was a yelp, laughter, then cut back to a smiling yoonmi
miya: “i’m very open about my friends, and armys like to see that, so i decided to start this series and introduce some of my friends to you guys while cooking with them! while cooking, we’ll be answering first few set questions i’m always asked on weverse or instagram when i post with my friends, then a few questions more specific to us as friends that i found on twitter by lurking”
while she was talking, a few pictures of her with her various friends were shown on screen
she held up her phone when mentioning the set questions
she lifted a small fish bowl with slips of paper holding questions when mentioning the more specific ones
miya: “this friend, well, i’ve known him since i was eleven. nine? we use international age now… anyway!”
she trailed off a little before laughing and waving her hand
miya: “we met as preteens, now we’re in our twenties. i literally can’t imagine life without him, he became my ride or die, and, because of how we were raised, he practically became my big emo-punk-looking soft boy other half. the oppas think we could have been twins in another life”
there’s soft thumps sounding from off camera
she looks over and starts laughing
miya: “he’s cringing and punching a pillow right now. everyone, welcome the person i’m sure you are all missing by the time this releases, jungkookie oppa!”
jungkook jogs in in his pastel pink apron cheering for himself while yoonmi clapped for him
jungkook did a little slide then a spin before bowing
yoonmi laughed at him, shoving him to the side
jungkook shoves her back then the video cuts to them standing together relatively calmly
jungkook: “i brought you chardonnay. i thought it would pair well with carbonara”
miya: “this looks good!”
jungkook passed her a two bottles of chardonnay, which she gratefully accepted
she pulled up two wine glasses and poured them some
they clinked their glasses together and finished their first glasses then she refilled them, setting them to a corner of the counter
miya: “like kookie oppa said, we’re making carbonara. want to explain why?”
jungkook: “namjoon hyung. he always talked about enjoying the carbonara in italy. mimi and i were talking about it when she was conceptializing these videos, so we decided to try”
miya: “shall we start, oppa?”
jungkook: “let’s go!”
the video cut to a clip of her filling a pot with water
there’s a clip of jungkook cutting up a slab of guanciale into cubes
when did you meet and what were your first impressions of each other?
miya: “contrary to popular belief, kookie oppa was very straightforward and blunt with me”
jungkook: “why? we became friends because of me”
miya: “i know! but people think we didn’t start talking until like weeks later”
jungkook snorted and looked at her while she added oil and salt into the pot over a flame
she looked at him
then she poked him with one of the uncooked noodles, which he swatted away
he turned on the other side of the stove and placed a pan on it, waiting for it to heat up
jungkook: “you were the only girl in the boys classes at the time. i thought you would be a vocal, but namjoon hyung said you were a rapper, so i was surprised. then i heard your satoori and got curious to find another busan kid in the company”
miya: “and you went straight up to me when you entered the training room. i was a little scared of you, but not really? i just didn’t know what to expect”
she brought out eggs and a bowl of pecorino romano cheese
jungkook started frying the guanciale
what are your names for each other in your cellphones?
miya: “kookie oppa? i have him saved as ‘ride or die’ with, like, the praise hands emoji”
jungkook: “i have mimi as ‘princess crazy’ with a crown”
she gave him a look, and he just gave her a smile
there’s a close up shot of the guanciale frying and a clip of jungkook trying it
there’s a clip of yoonmi trying it, too
there’s then a clip of her cracking the last of the eggs into the cheese, adding pepper, then starting to whisk everything together
describe each other in one word
jungkook: “yoonmi is music”
miya: “what?”
jungkook: “you literally live and breathe music. you're in your studio all the time, you always look for music to add to your playlists, and it seems like everything you do is very musical. the way you move in general has a rhythm, and the way you speak has a melody"
miya: "... you're nice to me today"
jungkook: "so i deserve a nice answer"
he took the pan off the heat and took the bowl and whisk from her
he gave her an expectant look while whisking while she just thought while fixing the pasta into the now boiling water
miya: "i think you're excellence. everything you do, you do it very well and to the best of your abilities. when you find something you struggle with, you work your hardest to become good at it. you're practically excellence as a person"
they met eyes then cringed before laughing
jungkook exaggerated his aggression with whisking the contents of the bowl while yoonmi walked off to the side
the video cuts to them clinking glasses and drinking their glasses of wine, now just waiting for the pasta to cook
what’s your favorite memory together?
jungkook: "that's hard to answer, mimi"
miya: "true, we've been friends for so long and together almost daily, so there's way too much to choose from"
jungkook sipped at his wine again
jungkook: “maybe when we wrote ‘stay’? do you remember that?”
miya: "when we slept in my studio for like three days?"
jungkook: "we cried, made jokes, watched movies, didn't namjoon hyung physically drag us to eat food that wasn't instant ramen?”
they laughed at the memory
yoonmi lit up at a thought
miya: "oppa, vegas!"
jungkook: "oh yeah! you weren't legal in america yet, so you couldn't go to the ptd parties in the bars"
miya: "but you took me around vegas for food and to look at all the different light and water shows! it may sound boring, but we had a lot of fun there"
there's a clip of yoonmi gently stirring the pasta then of jungkook pouring more wine for them
how often do you two have sleepovers?
jungkook hummed while thinking
jungkook: “a lot, actually. i slept over at mimi's a lot for a while to help her take care of yoonseollie and the puppies back before she graduated. nowadays, we sleepover in each other's house just whenever we feel like it"
miya: "yeah, but we still see each other almost everyday even without the sleepovers. oppa, the pan?"
there's a closeup of jungkook placing the guanciale from the pan onto a spare plate
what was it like working on jungkook’s solo album together?
jungkook: "oh, yoonmi wrote ‘yes or no’ back in 2018, if you all know what was going on then"
he wiggled his eyebrows at the camera, making shove him to the side
he pulled her into a noogie while she squeaked in surprise and started to hit his arm
jungkook: "she was falling in love! this kid! look at her, falling in love so young!"
miya: "oppa, let go!"
jungkook: "i still remember the first time you admitted you might have been in love"
miya: "oppa!"
she stomped on his foot, making him let go
she was fixing her hair while he laughed at her
miya: “in all seriousness, oppa told me right away when he started pulling golden together that he wanted to use ‘yes or no’ and to have me feature on a track he’d promote, so i edited ‘yes or no’ just a bit then i listened to ‘seven’ to start writing my verse.”
jungkook: "it was comfortable, you know? a sense of familiarity. then i wanted to make a song for army, and mimi actually translates my thoughts best, so we wrote please don't change together in a music style similar to one we've been listening to a lot. you know songs used for dancehall?"
miya: "I've been listening to a lot of latin and afro beat music"
there's a clip of yoonmi tasting one of the noodles
and there's a clip of jungkook throwing one at her wall (it stuck)
she looked at him then threw a noodle at his face, which he ate
does bam play with yoonmi’s pets?
yoonmi transferred the noodles into the pan where the guanciale was cooked, turning the heat on high
jungkook stepped back and gave a loud whistle
there were pitter patters of feet running, and you see bam and dipper running in
jungkook bent to pet the dogs
jungkook: "you don't see her, but nala is here, too"
miya: "our pets are siblings. they all go to stay with my brother or kookie oppa's brother when both of us are busy, so they bond a lot"
she turned the stove off then opened the freezer jungkook looked up and pointed at something yoonmi pulled out a small tray with frozen treats
they gave them to the dogs who all scattered away after receiving treats then they washed their hands
miya: "this next part needs extreme focus, so excuse us for being silent for a moment"
jungkook: "mimi, i think the pan is the right temperature"
there's a clip of jungkook pouring the sauce and adding the guanciale into the noodles while yoonmi mixed it
jungkook placed the bowl down
yoonmi looked at him, so he got a bit of the pasta water and added it into the pan
there's a close up of the pasta being stirred
there's a closeup of jungkook plating the pasta
the video cuts to them sitting on the floor in front of her couch, their plates of pasta and glasses of wine in front of them
but jimin is now with them
miya: “jiminie oppa is here!"
the three of them cheer while jimin waves
he puts his arm around the two maknaes, bringing them closer to him and rubbing his head with theirs
jimin: “my busan babies! my cute babies made me pasta”
jungkook: "hyung, let go!"
they're all speaking through laughs
yoonmi speaks up
miya: "jimin oppa is here to try our pasta, and he has the special honor of reading us the last question! but first, have a bite, oppa”
yoonmi handed him the third plate while jungkook handed him a fork
jimin twirls a bit of the pasta onto the fork, laughing a little about how awkward it was to do that while the two were watching him
he takes a bite, tilting his head before humming in approval
he swallowed and looked at the two
jimin: "this tastes really good, babies! i think it's a 100 out of 100!"
she grinned while jungkook handed him his glass of wine
yoonmi held up the fishbowl of questions for him while placing the plate back on the table
miya: "now the last question, oppa"
jimin stuck his hand into the bowl, swirling it around while giggling at the two maknaes
he pulls one out and reads it to himself first before chuckling and taking another sip of wine
jimin: "I'm curious, too, actually"
jungkook: "then read the question, hyung”
how does it feel knowing jungkook is about to enlist?
yoonmi visibly tensed while jungkook’s head snapped to the side to look at her
jimin put his free arm around her and rubbed her arm comfortingly
miya: “i’ve been seeing my therapist about this, and she said it would be a challenge for me. the oppas and i always talk and hangout, especially me and ggukoo oppa who talk to each other daily and see each other almost everyday. i’m honestly scared, but i’ll have to push through. i can do it. i think i can”
jungkook: “i’m honestly very sad about this. mimi and i are used to going to each other for almost any and everything we can think of, and we have gotten used to each other a lot. while i am worried about her given her separation anxiety, i’m also a little scared for myself, especially for the five weeks of basic training where i won't be able to talk to or be updated with her at all”
jimin: “don’t worry, babies. i have people to watch over our princess, i’ll be watching over jungkookie, and this will all pass by very quickly. just you wait”
jimin leaned his head on jungkook’s then turned to kiss the top of yoonmi’s head
the video cuts to them with finished plates and empty glasses, all smiling towards the camera
yoonmi, now seated in the middle, spoke
miya: “that brings an end to this first episode of cook with me, yeah? thank you to kookie oppa and jiminie oppa for coming to spend the day with me! if any one of you would like to try what we made at home, the recipe will be in the description! see you next episode!”
the three of them wave to the camera, then the video cuts to black
after a few seconds, jimin appears sitting in what looks like yoonmi’s home office with a question along the bottom of the screen
what do you think of miya and jungkook’s friendship?
jimin: “it’s a treasure. you don’t see friendships like theirs often where they’re raised together by the same group of people while experiencing the same things. our maknae and makdungie developed a connection over the years that us hyungs and oppas ourselves can’t understand, but they understand each other, they have fun, they keep each other in line, and they do love each other. i’m pretty sure they were twins in another life. but, yes, their friendship is like a rare treasure”
-end-
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