#pbj sandwich

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was putting peanut butter and jelly sandwiches into a paper shredder. It was having a hard time shredding them. My girlfriend burst in and yelled,” Don’t, don’t! You’re jamming it!” I replied ,”It’s jelly not jam,” and then I woke up.

#dream #pbj #peanut butter and jelly #sandwich #pbj sandwich #food #girlfriend

[ur-fave-cyb3rth0t]

felt sick from dinner. light headed. heavy breathing. very hot sweaty. lying on my vent hyperventilating had like prophet moment. fever dream prophecy moment. peanut butter and jelly sandwich on white bread. i shot up, stumbled to the kitchen and scarfed down a pbj

#peanut butter jelly time #pbj sandwich #fever dream #prophet

[kittycr4ck]

time passes only once

#lordemusic #lorde melodrama #lorde solar power #parisfrance #architecture #pbj sandwich #lana del rey #lana del ray aesthetic

[tmntseparatedaucompetition]

SEMI-FINALS

Gemini AU - @tangledinink

Separated Leo AU - @separatedleoau

Tentative Devotee - @s0fti3w1tch

Villain PB&J Duo - @onionninjasstuff

#gemini #sep leo au #tentative devotee #villain pbj duo #the polls #round 5 #sry im late i was eating a sandwich #prime comp

[fullcravings]

PB&J Ice Cream Sandwiches: Peanut Butter Ice Cream on Toast with Berry “Jam”

#pbj #ice cream sandwiches #ice cream #sandwich #bread #toast #dessert #jam #fruit #nuts #peanut #peanut butter #summer #kids #no bake #recipe #berries #jillhough #tapioca #start #honey #homemade

[royal-food]

PB&J Banana Pancake Sandwiches

#recipe #breakfast #pancake sandwiches #pancakes #pbj #peanut butter and jelly pancake sandwiches #banana pancakes #bananas #banana pancake sandwiches #dessert #food #sweets

[nursedexy]

Hello, I just finished the Hat Trick Hearts series by SomewheresSword and ohhhhh my god, it was SO GOOD.

If you like PBJ and you like seeing these boys happy, I highly recommend this series. It's 463,312 words of them being in love and figuring out how that relationship works, both in private and in this heteronormative and monogamy focussed world, and it's very low on angst. It's not pure fluff, there's anxiety and homophobia and dealing with past hurt, but there's no manufactured angst in the relationship, just lots of love and comfort and actual communication! Especially once they get together, which I promise doesn't take too long.

The series is canon divergent from Epikegster, based on the premise that Bitty went to the 2010 Olympics as a figure skater and met (a very sad) Kent there. They became close friends, but only through phonecalls/skype/texting and somehow neither realised that Bitty's captain who he was crushing on was the same guy that Kent had been heartbroken about all these years. So when Kent shows up and sees them taking selfies together, the night goes very differently. Despite this divergence, the series still includes a lot of canon moments, before eventually moving past where the comic ends and folowing these boys for many more years.

I'll link to the fist fic, if the idea of commiting to the whole series is too daunting, you could technically just read this and have a satisfying (and happy) ending in about 90k words. Or just start here and enjoy the journey!

#omgcheckplease #omgcp #do we actually have a tag for pbj? i mean it can't just be #pbj #can it? whatever people looking for the sandwich get to see this fic rec now #jack zimmermann #kent parson #eric bittle #pb&j #pimmbits #<<< found that one on some (excellent) art and i like it #omgcp fic

[trashworldblog]

funny how taking a pause and evaluating what youre getting done will astound you. completely forgot im making a game rn. also forgot im making a [REDACTED]. im also like. in school. like.. actual college junior year. with papers and weekly assignments. im applying for internships. been dealing with chronic pain all week. like thats A Lot of things. but honestly i spend most of my time on this webbed site and watching dr who. so it feels like im just chilling tbh

#hanging out. consuming far too much watcher content for 'research' #uh. eating pbj sandwiches for lunch. thats what life feels like most of the time #doesnt feel like ive been doing those other things #but i am! which is weird #i think because its not in the 40 hr work week form it feels more normal and like in chillin. #cus i can stop whenever. not really defined by any working hours #of course this just means i work a lot after 6 but yknow. its good to have hobbies even if the hobby is [REDACTED]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was eating a pb&j sandwich and didn’t notice until halfway through that it also had turkey and salami in it.

#dream #sandwich #eating #pbj #food #food mention #turkey #salami

[rocketterrier]

Finished art for W33N13 on Furaffinity of Koda sharing a PBJ with his Sonic plushie :)

#sfw furry #furry #anthropomorphic #anthro #clean furry #fur #paint tool sai 2 #pts2 #ugee m708 v2 #ugee #sfw babyfur #babyfur #littlefur #kidfur #canine #dog #plushie #sonic #sandwich #pbj #sharing #is #caring

[captainwaffles]

#captainwaffles #polls #pbj #American food #food polls #food mention #sandwich’s #tumblr polls #poll

[thebananwithaplan]

What having a weekend day off for DB is like:

#appeeling show host (dancing banana) #there he go (musings) #tw: alcohol #((or it could be some juice with a sphere iceball. it's not clear what the drink is i just took a photo of the screenshot)) #((all i recognize is the pbj uncrustable)) #peanut butter jelly sandwich time (crack)

[puppyeared]

#TWO Halloween posts. As a treat #They’re supposed to be wearing this couples costume I saw at work with the peanut butter and jelly sandwich slices #If they hug they make a pbj sandwich :o) not pictured is Vincent squished between them dressed as a pickle #A pb and j and p sandwich lmao. Maybe I’ll draw that tomorrow if I have time because I brainrot them all day fml #my art #Myart #my oc #myoc #oc #augusta #friend oc #anton #starshadow #halloween art #halloween

[ascendingtostardust]

Personally, I think Greta should start every show at 7:30 pm because this is great

#I came back and made a pbj sandwich and now I’m about to shower #and it’s only 10:30!! #amazing

[devondespresso]

steve henderson au update: i just made a mini science experiment seeing what method of microwaving a pb&j is The Best

(i cut a half into 4 pieces because i cannot eat a whole pb&j)

results: whole (mini) sandwich warmed and just the peanut butter half warmed were the best, whole sandwich warmed had a slight edge because the bread texture was best there, but i used whole wheat like a dumbass so if i used white bread peanut butter half might've won because of the satisfying temperature difference

just jelly warmed was better than the control (unwarmed) because of the bread texture improvement after microwaving but didn't have the nice cold jelly so it was kinda just half-warm pbj :/

control was a 5 because its the middle ground, the starting point

#its 2:03 am and i have work tomorrow #anyway microwave your pbj sandwiches its awesome #steve Henderson au rambles #devon's steve henderson au #its not auto suggesting my tags this is homophobic #girl i cannot remember the different nuances of spelling words

[stillinthatweirdfaze]

Uncrustables are so damn good. “What if we made a pbj but it was only the good soft Middle bread and it had more filling and it was a pleasant sphere shape?” What if I kissed you on the mouth actually

#uncrustables #basic take but pbjs will always be my comfort safe food #They made a sweet sandwich you can eat with Cheetos it’s so rad