#period jokes

[crack-canon]

Superman V Batman but genderbent

Batwoman: Tell me, do you bleed?

Superwoman:

Superwoman: Only every month

#superbat #superbat genderbent #period jokes #Superman #Batman #superman vs batman #inccorect quotes

[manglednatalia]

Spend too much time on these things

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #sigma #serek #transmasc sigma #fighting my own rn so I felt compelled to afflict Sigma with it too #period jokes #ig #shitpost #sillyposting

[made-by-moon]

*James and Marlene walking into a cafe (she needs to pee)*

Marlene: Hi! Can I use the bathroom, please? I think my period leaked.

Barista: *flustered* Oh my god, yes! Of course!

Marlene: Thank you! You're a sweetheart!

*later*

James: I'm pretty sure your period just ended.

Marlene: Yeah, I am weaponizing my uterus.

#harry potter #the marauders #marauders #james potter #marlene mckinnon #cafe #period jokes #weaponizing uterus #feminism #fanfic #fluff #crack #james and marlene #besties #prongsie #gryffindor #i am not evil i am just smart #real life situation #period hacks #youre welcome

[singswan-springswan]

oh look, a happiness au!

#anidala #kanera #Star Wars happy endings #Anakin Skywalker #kanan jarrus #caleb dume #period jokes #estrous cycle #padawan caleb dume #anakin has to go shopping for his wife #you're doing great sweetie #this makes me happy #haha #i love them #they deserve domesticity #star wars art #star wars rebels art #star wars prequel family #star wars prequels art #singswan-springswan art

[vykko]

I know the original context but still

like I have extra tampons in my bag if you need one bro

#shitpost #tf2 sniper #tf2 #period jokes #i guess #idk it’s funny to me

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Sick on my period??? I’ve had it too good too long and the universe is punishing me

#period pain #period jokes #period agony #periods suck

[jurassicsickfics]

Annie, deep in the throes of PMS: I need a taco so bad.

Laurie: A taco? You hate tacos.

Lynda: tell that to her hormones...

#laurie strode #annie brackett #lynda van der klok #halloween 1978 #incorrect quotes #pms #period jokes

[onceuponaweirdo]

At this point i shouldn't be surprised that my existencial crisis are followed by a menstrual cycle fucking hell

#period jokes #neurodivergent #asd #borderline personality disorder #menstrual cycle #fuck this bullshit #goddammit #someone take my uterus

[the-wannabe-jester]

"listen to your body" you really think I am gonna listen to this bitch who thinks I should get pregnant every MONTH??

#periods #menstruation #period jokes #why does my body do this? #fucking hate it #shitposting

[berrycontrary]

Forget shark week Me and my friends have been referring to periods as Springlock season because that is so much fucking funnier.

#clo rambling #shitpost #period mention #period tw #?? I guess tw warning idk #period jokes

[newgod-apollo]

Just saw tampons referred to as ‘coochie corks’ I won’t be calling them anything else from now on.

#period jokes #tampons #memes #coochie cork

[batri-jopa]

The special guests that come around once a month...

#😆 #period jokes #youtube

[strugglebudussy]

You ever just want to oh idk

Rip out your uterus

Cause I sure do

#period jokes #rip out my uterus pls #I hate bleeding every month

[anotherobsessedfangirl]

Someone: How are you?

Me (currently on my period): Well I am lying in my own blood so…

#yes I think I am funny #Bad jokes #I really find myself so funny right now 😂😂😂 #normalize talking about periods #shit Post #my post #period jokes

[musicjester05]

tw : jokes about menstration *me feel totally fine*

*wincing in pain*

*cramping*

“MY INSIDEs aRE GOInG ThRoUGh MEtAmORpHOSIS!!!”

#period memes #tw menstration #the pain #Period jokes #laughing through the pain #fem problems #Mother natures a jerk

[fruitydisaster]

My periods are my monthly EMI installments for the property I'm buying in hell already

#midnight thoughts #periods #2 am talks #2 am ramblings #my thougts #thoughts #lol #period jokes