Day 15 of Ode to Phoenix Pt. 2
What? Two Ode to Phoenix posts in one day? Yes indeed. Bringing this Valentine's Day fic over from AO3. In honor of Phoenix's disdain for Valentine's Day, I am posting it the day after...
Summary: It’s irrational that Natasha hates the entire month of February, but for two weeks, the bombardment of saccharine promotional emails, constant red and pink hearts and roses, and the chocolates is enough to make her want to scream or puke or both. She’d even broken up with a guy for daring to send her a bouquet on the day. Well, there were other reasons, but a gag worthy card and flowers for a stupid made up holiday for a fake, hollow, unoriginal performative symbol of love seemed like a good enough reason to end things.
Pairings: Natasha "Phoenix" Trace x Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Jake "Hangman" Seresin
Warnings: PG-13 implied sex (f/m/m)
A/N: AO3 Unk365's prompt: Phoenix hates valentine's Day. She doesn't do sappy shit.
Love in the Small Things
It’s irrational that Natasha hates the entire month of February, but for two weeks, the bombardment of saccharine promotional emails, constant red and pink hearts and roses, and the chocolates is enough to make her want to scream or puke or both. She’d even broken up with a guy for daring to send her a bouquet on the day. Well, there were other reasons, but a gag worthy card and flowers for a stupid made up holiday for a fake, hollow, unoriginal performative symbol of love seemed like a good enough reason to end things.
Her disdain for Valentine’s Day makes her popular among her squad and the recipient of more gifts of alcohol than she can responsibly consume this side of thirty. She always signs up for the flight duties that day, takes any shift trades, so the guys can get home to the partners who would break up with them if they didn’t make a big deal about a bullshit holiday that turns hospitals into a November hellscape of people dropping babies left and right.
So she doesn’t even think about what it means for her to put her name down for February 14th, until she comes into the office one morning in late January to find Bob staring forlornly at the board.
“I forgot you hate Valentine’s Day,” he says sadly when she stops beside him, cheap coffee with powdered creamer in hand.
Natasha braces herself for the questions and comments about what made her so bitter and disdainful about love. Who hurt her like that? But she’s too pretty to hate Valentine’s Day.
But this is Bob, who never questions any of the things most people find unfathomable about her. She doesn’t want to hold your baby? He will. She shudders at pickles? He swoops them off the plate before she notices they’re there or swaps their meals if the waiter made a mistake. She knows every line of Miss Congeniality and The Lion King by heart? He only talks through the parts she doesn’t mind. She has to see a Marvel movie on its Thursday night premiere so the internet doesn’t spoil it? He wakes up early the day tickets are released to get them seats. Well, she’s not all that alone on that one.
She’d put their names up as soon as the schedule opened in January. Not that it’s predictable. If anything comes up, the Navy gives as much of a fuck about Valentine’s Day plans as she does. This is why Natasha loves her job.
“I didn’t think you had plans?” Not that she’d explicitly asked but she and Bob practically share a calendar at this point and she’s pretty sure that day was open. A blush creeps up Bob’s neck and he gulps. Natasha sets her coffee down on the filing cabinets to put her hands on her hips.
“Unless these ones are recent?” she probes. “Or secret .”
“I’ve never had a reason to do anything before,” he says quietly. “It’s okay though. I’ll figure something out.” He hitches on a smile to reassure her and scurries to his desk. She’ll get more out of him later when they don’t have to worry about anyone in the squad overhearing.
While Bob’s old squad hadn’t even bothered to come up with a call sign for him—something that still makes her angry when she thinks about it too long—Natasha’s popularity in the Black Aces immediately rubbed off on him. Unfortunately, though, that means they want to know about who he’s dating as badly as they want to know how a guy who doesn’t root for a football team has been dominating their fantasy football league.
Natasha feels like shit. Last she’d badgered him just yesterday, Bob had been evasive and noncommittal about where things were with Fanboy. While she avoids dating because it is always only a matter of time before she gets bored or annoyed and finds a reason to blow things up, Bob’s relationship slate’s emptiness isn’t all his doing. In high school, no one wanted to date the kid people either bullied or couldn’t remember existed. He’d hidden away in art rooms sketching, painting, and sculpting the incredible art pieces that decorate his parents’ and sisters’ houses. She’d even commissioned a piece to give to her mom for her birthday.
He’s gained a little more confidence since then but spending most of his life ignored or forgotten means he doesn’t notice people noticing him unless the Dagger squad takes it upon themselves to intervene. She, Hangman, Rooster, and Payback have spent hours on chaotic FaceTime calls figuring out what Bob’s feelings are and how to keep Fanboy’s hopes up. Most of the chaos comes from Hangman who googles every question that comes up and reads aloud the articles or subreddits he finds. Some are helpful, most are absurd.
Natasha grabs her coffee and ducks out of the building to consult one of her co-conspirators. Shut in her car, she calls Payback.
“What up?” he answers.
“Are you alone?” It’s their code to let one another know that they want to discuss Mission FanBob SquarePants, as Hangman dubbed it. Another chaotic call of him solely contributing portmanteaus.
“For like maybe ten minutes. Shoot.”
“Bob mentioned having a reason to celebrate Valentine’s Day,” she blurts. “Do you know anything about that?”
“Uhhhh…ohhhhhh! Oh shiiiiiit.” Payback cracks up on the other end.
“Want to let me in on it? Because right now I have us slated to work.”
“Yo, Phoenix. You better fix that. Fanboy hasn’t said anything, but we did just get approved for leave that weekend. His request.”
This is huge! And Payback’s right. She has almost just fucked it up.
“Did he give any specifics?” she presses.
“Nah, but I assume if Bob wasn’t planning leave but has plans, Fanboy’s going there.”
“I hate Valentine’s Day,” she grumbles, banging her head against the headrest. “It makes everyone stupid and shallow and sappy.”
“You’re a guy’s dream, Phoenix. But for real, we’ve been trying to make this happen for over a year so you need to get your shit together.”
Payback’s right. This is about Bob. “Fine. Don’t say anything to Fanboy for now. I think I can get us out of it.”
“Copy that. Gotta go. Bye.” He hangs up.
Natasha frowns at her windshield, absently tapping her phone as she mentally puts together a list of people willing to trade with her. It’s short. Pagemaster and Sherlock. She’ll start with Sherlock.
Sherlock’s new to the squad and, as far as she knows, single. At least he hadn’t mentioned dating anyone in the first ten minutes of their conversation, which most guys find a way to do if they’re attached. Neither Hangman nor Rooster believes that rule so she wonders if it’s just a thing guys do with women or if they don’t remember to notice.
Natasha texts him about getting lunch before she goes back in. Sherlock responds almost immediately with a “yes.” She doesn’t envy being the newest arrival.
Bob is waiting for her when she gets back to her desk. “Where’d you go?”
“Period,” she lies easily. He winces sympathetically. It’s nice flying with someone who grew up around girls.
“They just called a meeting in Building 64. Want to head over together?”
“Yeah, let’s go.” She waits until they’re outside, among the distant bustle of airplane maintenance and refueling, to return to their earlier conversation. “You didn’t answer my question about these plans. Are they new or a secret?”
He dips his chin and slips his hands in his pockets. “I don’t want to jinx anything,” he says with a shrug of his shoulders.
“Well this guy has another thing coming if he thinks he can fuck with your heart like that.” She deliberately bumps his arm as they pass through the row of hangars.
“He’s well aware I have a bunch of knights in shining armor ready to deliver his head on a platter if I ask,” Bob jokes. But he’s admitting that whatever is going on has some kind of foundation. That’s something new.
“Okay, Solome.”
“What?”
“Sunday school joke. She asked for John the Baptist’s head.”
Bob nods thoughtfully but she can tell he’s only half listening. His mouth is turned down in a frown and he’s hunching in on himself. Natasha moves in closer. Not that anyone is likely to overhear them, but she knows he wants to keep things as quiet as possible. He’s never dealt with dating and she can see that even her gentle teasing overwhelms him sometimes.
“Look, I’m happy for you if things work out with Fanboy. But I’m your back seater on this one and I go wherever you go, okay?”
“Well,” he grimaces, “that’s kind of the problem. I don’t really know what I’m doing here. What if I mess it up?”
“Then I’m still your person because I possibly have more experience with that than getting it right,” she reassures him. “So I can say this with confidence. You’ve probably got a good thing when the other person makes it extremely hard for you to completely mess up. Might not always work, but it’s a good thing.”
Relief washes over him, and some of the lightness returns to his stride. Bob glances over at her, and she gets her own sense of relief from his adorably shy, crooked smile. “I can never tell if your relationship advice is terrible or too honest.”
Natasha tilts her head. “Me neither but I’m glad you have a healthy sense of skepticism. It’s probably for your own good.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” he chuckles, and she gets the urge to pull him into a hug. Sometimes when she looks over at him, she’s surprised to realize they’ve known one another for a few months shy of a year and a half instead of their whole lives.
She has her own group chat with his sisters, shows him pictures of his nephews and nieces that he hasn’t seen yet, and knows his cousins on both sides. She is his plus one to every wedding they can make, the one he waltzes onto the floor during the couples dance or sneaks out with to drink from a flask in the car at the dry or cash bar receptions. He was the first person she told when she got the news that her grandmother died three days before she was supposed to fly home to say goodbye. Bob was holding her less than ten minutes after she sent the message. He’d forgotten to switch his shoes at the bowling alley. When they went on vacation together and she didn’t listen about trying street food, he’d sat outside the bathroom door with gatorade while she made horrific noises emptying out her stomach and intestines in both directions.
That’s just not the kind of love you can sum up in a pink-drenched Hallmark holiday. But fuck, she better get them off the schedule.
Sherlock is waiting for her at a table in the NEX food court. He waves as if she could miss him. The pilot looks like a freaking model with smooth brown skin, long-lashed almond shaped gold eyes, and high, sharp cheekbones. She’s watched men straight as rulers lose their stride on the treadmill when he walks into the gym.
He gives her a nervous, dazzling white smile. That and his reserved kindness are the only hints that he didn’t walk the halls of high school as a god among mortals. “Appreciate the invite, Phoenix.”
“Well, I have a favor to ask so maybe wait until you hear it before you thank me,” she laughs. “Lunch is on me. Pick a place yet?”
“You good with Five Guys?”
“Sure.”
As they wind their way through the cramped rows of tables, he tells her, “You know, it’s funny. When I was a kid the best you could hope for in these in the states was a Sbarro or a Subway until Quiznos came along. Oh, and Baskin Robbins.”
“You were a military kid?” she realizes.
“My dad was in the CEC.”
They join the Five Guys line. It’s on the earlier side so they’ve beat the rush. Otherwise, they would be waiting at least half an hour for their food. “So your dad is an engineer but you ended up a pilot?”
His face lights up, and she starts to wonder if she made a mistake thinking he’s single. “When I was four, my best friend’s mom was a pilot. She used to take us up for her hours. Then one of the parents at our kindergarten invited–well, he was Colonel Bolden then, now he’s the former head of NASA–to speak to our class. Pretty much replaced all my Legos with planes after that and here I am.”
“Tell me they’re paying you to make recruitment videos with a story like that.” She’s only half joking. It’s better than the dramatic video game type ads they’ve been running.
“I’ve heard the Navy only gives out one paycheck and assumes that covers everything. But I’m all ears if you’ve got the scoop.”
“I’ll let you know when I hear,” Natasha agrees with a smile. “So, how was the PCS?”
“Just got back from sea duty so most of my stuff was waiting in storage.” That sounds promising. No use of “our” or “we.” They place their orders then snag a table within calling distance.
“So what’s this favor?” he wants to know, folding his hands and resting his elbows on the table. “I don’t remember that in your text.”
“Not exactly living up to your call sign there.”
He hangs his head. “I’m going to tell you a secret and if I hear it from anyone else, I’ll know who told our squad.” Sherlock looks up at her, waiting for her agreement.
Curious, Natasha nods.
Sherlock takes in a dramatic breath. “I made the mistake of stating something very obvious during a training exercise. Our instructor responded with ‘no shit, Sherlock’ over comms and that was it. I was ‘Sherlock.’ But usually I just say it’s because of how much I like the RDJ Sherlock movies.”
She’s glad their names are called then and he gets up to grab their food so he doesn’t have to see her laugh in his face. Making a mistake in the early days of training is one of most pilots’ worst fears for that very reason–it will stick with them for the rest of their career. At least he escaped being named for his mistake.
He grins sheepishly when he gets back, well aware she had a laugh at his expense. Parsing her fries from her burger, she lays out the favor without going into detail about why she needs it. “I know it’s a little late to ask…” she trails off.
Sherlock chews over his grilled cheese and her offer. “What’s in it for me?”
Natasha was expecting this. “Do you drink? I have a cabinet of expensive liquors you can choose from.”
“And if I don’t? Drink.”
She flashes him a smile. “That’s my offer until I know whether it’s one you’re willing to accept.”
His eyes widen slightly, and he takes another bite of his sandwich. She didn’t grow up with a brother who became a lawyer with a corner office in San Francisco to not protect her interests in a negotiation.
“And if I say no?” he tests.
Natasha pretends to think through her options while she selects a fry and douses it in ketchup. “I’d probably ask why to see if it’s because you can’t or won’t.”
“The guys warned me not to underestimate you.”
“I think they meant in the air.”
Sherlock’s mouth quirks. “They didn’t qualify. For a bottle of alcohol, I’ll think about it.”
Crap. She wants an answer before they head back to work. “So you do drink. Also I didn’t say how many. And I have some pretty expensive stuff.”
“I heard you love working Valentine’s Day. Why the sudden change of plans this year?”
“A friend asked me to help them out with some special plans, and they’re someone who doesn’t ask for a lot but is always there for me. So I want to try to be there for them.” For the most part, true. Bob doesn’t ask for a lot. Even when she’s his plus one, he insists on paying for everything no matter how much she protests.
“Can I let you know by the end of today? I have some stuff I have to see if I can move around first.”
Inside, she lets out a little breath of relief. Not a yes, but close enough. “Definitely,” she agrees. “Thank you.”
“Maybe wait until I’ve given you an answer before you thank me.”
Natasha smiles at his call back. “I really appreciate you even considering it.”
Sherlock doesn’t wait until the end of the day. He stops by her desk at three o’clock. “Four bottles, any pick and I’m in.”
She tries not to grin too hard or fast. “Deal. Thanks!”
“You got it, Phoenix.” He knocks his knuckles on her desk and goes back to his spot. Maybe one of those bottles she’s giving him will lead to some answers she wants about his dating life or—even better—his singledom.
When he’s sure Sherlock is out of hearing distance, Bob swivels around and leans low over the arm of his chair. “What was that about?” he whispers.
“I’ll tell you later,” she promises, excited to see the look on his face when she gives him the news. Catching herself having any anticipation about Valentine’s Day whatsoever, she wipes the smile off her face. The things she’s willing to do for her sweet back seater.
Natasha’s barely through the door that night when Jake looks up from the couch. Sports Center is on, covering the lead up to the Super Bowl. “What’s this I hear? The woman whose heart is two sizes too small turning into an adorable little Valentine’s Day cupid?”
“You’ve got your holidays mixed up, dickhead,” she retorts, kicking off her shoes and hanging up her keys and purse. “But yes, I saved Mission FanBob SquarePants and got Valentine’s Day off. As long as the Navy doesn’t fuck it up.” She glares at him. “And don’t you dare make any plans now or come up with any stupid surprises because I have a free evening.”
“I checked. All the good restaurants are already all out of reservations anyway, my gorgeous little grinch.” She knows he’s teasing, but she’s still not happy about it.
Jake sighs and pushes himself off the couch as she heads into the kitchen to sort out dinner. Natasha jerks the refrigerator open before she registers the smell of roasting brussels sprouts then notices the container of couscous on the counter and pot of water.
“I was waiting until you got home to put the salmon on the grill in case you got caught up at work,” he says from the doorway. “Also picked up your favorite sauvignon blanc because I know what even thinking about that atrocious day of love does to you. I’m sorry you have to suffer the indignity of a free evening alone with me to very much not do anything romantic, unless it’s sex because…” Natasha strides over and shuts him up with a kiss on the mouth. Jake wraps his arms around her and squeezes her close.
When she pulls back, he smooths her hair behind her ear and gives her that little smirk he keeps just for her. “Please tell me sex isn’t off the table on February 14th because everyone else is doing it.”
“As long as it doesn’t include roses, rose petals, chocolate, anything heart shaped or pink…” she ticks off.
He laughs and kisses her forehead. “You can text me your very specific list of don’ts, Birdy, and I promise to follow every one of them.” Jake slaps her ass. “But right now let me serve you hand and foot and finish making your dinner while you recover from spreading love on the couch.”
“I hate you,” Natasha grumbles when he releases her.
“I’ll pour you a glass of wine and hopefully you change your mind.”
Natasha heads to their room to change out of her uniform. By the time she gets to the living room in leggings and one of Jake’s former Longhorns sweatshirts that became hers when it shrunk in the wash (he may have once let slip how much he likes the way the horns curve over her chest), he has the promised glass of wine waiting for her on the coffee table and she can smell the salmon grilling on the balcony.
Neither of them was particularly keen to find themselves in a relationship and had insisted it was just a hookup for months until one day Jake went to get his favorite pair of sneakers from his closet and realized all the things he preferred were at her place. In the early fall, he made O-4 and now he’s waiting to hear from NPS to get his masters in Monterey. But Natasha can’t really worry about that bridge until she gets to it. And who knows, this could all be over by then. For now, she cradles her glass of wine while she admires his backside through the glass.
He notices her posting when he slides the door open to bring the salmon in. “I’d have put on a little show if I knew you were there.”
“You can save it for later, Bagman,” she shakes her head. “Right now, I’m hungry.”
Jake salutes her and hurries back to the kitchen. She watches him go and lets her smile fall. His parents had invited her to spend New Year’s with them in Texas. He’d insisted that they just wanted to meet his friends, that there was no pressure to go as his girlfriend. That had led to a fight because what parents invited the person in the background of all their son’s FaceTimes to their home thinking they were just friends? But she agreed to go because she could tell it was something he really wanted.
Sure enough, his mother started showing her all of his and his sister’s baby clothes that she’d saved for his children to have. By the time Beth Seresin pulled out his well-loved bear and a quilt his grandmother made for him, Natasha was having a full blown panic attack in the Seresin attic. She had ribbons and medals for the missions she flew in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the uranium enrichment plant mission last year, but just the hint of carrying a child nearly made her pass out.
Jake came home to find her curled up in his bed with the family’s Rhodesian Ridgeback, Lilah, after a frantic, tearful call to Rooster and stormed off. She wishes she could forget the awful dinner that night where Jake and his dad, Gerry, barely said two words to one another while Beth kept up a constant, overly cheerful chatter at everyone that couldn’t hide how red and swollen her eyes were from crying. Natasha prayed the whole meal for the floor to open up and swallow her.
She lets the wine ease the sharp jab of that memory. Jake has been on his best behavior since then, tripping over himself to keep her from even a thought of irritation, careful not to push too far with his teasing. No, he wouldn’t dare spring a Valentine’s Day surprise on her because he knows that might be the end of whatever this is.
Jake’s cooking goes a long way toward putting her in a better mood and by the time they’re getting ready for bed, her heart’s grown three sizes and she’s all too happy to let him show her some very convincing suggestions for her list of do’s for her evening off.
Natasha wakes to Jake’s voice in the darkness. “It’s three in the morning here, Fanboy. She’s asleep.” He shifts away from her and lowers his voice. “I guarantee this can wait a few hours, but I’ll tell her you called. Yeah, I know. It’s important. Yeah. Fine. Bye.”
“What does he want?” she groans.
She feels Jake jump slightly. He turns and hands over her phone. “I don’t know. Something about Bob. I thought your phone was on sleep mode, Birdy.”
Natasha returns it to its charging pad on her nightstand and curls back into her pillow. “He’s in my favorites,” she yawns.
“Mmm,” he hums, settling around her again. “Take him off tomorrow.”
“Mhmm,” she agrees, but she’s forgotten even before she falls back to sleep.
It turns out Fanboy wants her suggestions for what to do with Bob for Valentine’s Day and suddenly she remembers her promise to Jake to remove him from her favorites. It feels like she’s been duped and trapped into playing cupid. For Bob, she grits her teeth and reminds herself before promising to send Fanboy a list of things to do within a reasonable driving distance.
Natasha looks forward to the Super Bowl providing at least some distraction from the Valentine’s Day fury, but nearly every woman who talks to her at Commander Lazarescu’s Super Bowl party wants to know about her plans. She’s glad that, for the most part, not many people outside of her squadron know that her relationship with Jake is official, if they know about it at all. Bob gets a few prompts but nowhere near what she endures. Natasha starts to avoid everyone with a stone on their left ring finger and eventually stays tucked in between Jake and Bob who gamely go to get her food and drinks so she can avoid the questions and, weirdly, concern.
“Should I get him something?” Bob worries during one of their flights. Natasha’s glad he can’t see her scowl. “My sisters sent me some ideas but they don’t seem right.”
“What about one of your drawings?” she offers. “That feels more personal. And there’s always a bottle of Veuve Clicquot to take the edge off your nerves.”
“You’re better at this than you give yourself credit for, Phoenix,” he tells her.
She just grunts. One week left until everyone regains their sanity.
If Jake feels any type of way about doing nothing to celebrate their first Valentine’s Day together–Natasha mentally cringes at even having that thought–he doesn’t let on. Or maybe he does because he spends extra time cleaning the apartment and goes to the commissary so she doesn’t have to walk through the red and pink crepe draped aisles. When she pulls out her basket in the bathroom, she finds he’s even restocked her supply of tampons. There’s a folded sticky note on top. She opens it up and sees his scrawl:
Since you hate the color red so much thought you might need more of these . xoxo your dickhead
She touches his hugs and kisses. There have been times that he’s half jokingly told her that he loves her. When they’re several shots deep into their own raging dance party with a disco ball light Natasha still has from a classmate’s Bat Mitzvah. When her fantasy football team outranked his or when she surprised him with trips to San Francisco to see any Texas team play the Warriors.
Those three words she has yet to say in any meaningful way seem to make their way into all the things he does for her and puts up with from her. Natasha slams the basket away. God, she hates Valentine’s Day.
Another wonderful thing she loves about her job. When she walks into the office on February 14th, the only sign of Valentine’s Day is a sign taped onto the door instead of a rush of flower deliveries throughout the day that her sister tells her happens at her job. “Did you wish them Happy Valentine’s Day before you left home?”
She laughs to herself and wonders who learned the hard way. Natasha leaves the reusable bag filled with her payment to Sherlock on his desk. He gives her a thumbs up when he finds it. Bob gets quieter and quieter throughout the day, and by four, he’s given up on work and sits flipping his pen through his fingers.
“I can’t concentrate with you worrying so loud over there,” Natasha complains, looking up from the latest manual update.
Bob goes ramrod straight. “Sorry about that.”
She sighs and closes her reading. “Half the guys in here are still scrambling to find a florist to order flowers from. No one’s doing any work anyway. Want to go for a walk?”
He calms down slightly after they stroll around the planes. They’re only back at their desks for another fifteen minutes before Commander Lazarescu pops his head out of his office.
“For those of you who don’t need to stick around, why don’t you head on home and stop distracting the people trying to work?”
Usually, Natasha watches as almost everyone snatches up their briefcases or backpacks and sprints out before the commander can change his mind. It’s not until Bob puts a hand on her chair that she realizes she’s still sitting. “That’s us,” he says gently, as if he’s worried that she’ll startle.
With a heavy sense of dread in her stomach, Natasha shoulders her backpack. She gives a small wave to Sherlock who lifts his hand in acknowledgment.
“I’m headed home to freshen up before meeting up with Fanboy,” Bob tells her in the parking lot. “Text you later?”
Natasha gives him a playful shove. “You better! It’s not like I’m doing anything.”
His eyebrows shoot up, and he hacks a laugh. “According to you or according to Hangman?”
She flips him off then throws her arms around him. “Tell Fanboy hey for me.”
Bob’s face is scarlet when she lets go. “Yeah, will do.” He swallows and flexes his shaking hands in and out of fists.
“Hey!” she tells him. “It’s a Valentine’s Day date, not a haunted house.”
He lets out a slow breath but finds it in him to smile. “Says the woman who’s been acting like she got sentenced to the gallows for the last two weeks.”
“I’m making an exception for you.” Becoming more serious, she squeezes his forearm reassuringly. “It’s Fanboy. I’m pretty sure he’s just going to be really glad to see you.”
“Thanks.” He rubs the side of his nose awkwardly. “And, I didn’t think I’d ever say this but–try not to give Hangman too hard of a time? He’s really trying.”
Bob says it nicely, but she still feels chastised because he’s right. “I’ll let him know to thank you for my good behavior.”
And as much as she hates with a capital ‘H’ Valentine’s Day, Natasha can’t resist calling after him to take pictures of his date.
The apartment feels extra empty when she gets home. It will probably be at least an hour or two before Jake gets off from work. That should be enough time to run to the commissary to get the specific ingredients she needs for the King Ranch chicken casserole recipe Beth gave her and have it in the oven.
But Natasha is halfway across the living room when the bedroom door opens. So much for her surprise. “I thought you were–.” She freezes, trying to make sense of what she’s seeing.
Because it’s not Jake who’s walking toward her in jeans and a snugly fitted, long sleeve gray shirt she picked out for him to wear instead of his hideous print shirts.
“Bradley?”
“Yeah,” he says, lips quirked beneath his mustache. “Thought I’d surprise you.”
And then she shrieks and launches herself at him. Rooster scoops her up easily and clutches her as they kiss, the months they’ve been apart slowly receding as she’s reminded of the taste of his mouth, the thickness of his arms, and of course, the soft tickle of his mustache. He’s trying to kiss her, hold her, and wipe her tears all at once.
“I missed you so much,” she sobs, burying her face in his neck and gripping the back of his shirt.
“Well, I guess we know who she loves more now,” Jake laughs as he joins them. He kisses her forehead and rubs her back as Rooster rocks her. She didn’t realize how much of her heart had been missing when Bradshaw wasn’t with them.
“For someone who hates Valentine’s Day as much as you,” Jake starts.
“Shut up, Jake,” she and Bradley say in unison.
“I’m assuming you were going to change out of this?” Rooster asks, plucking her bra strap through her khaki shirt.
She closes her eyes and soaks in the rumble of his voice in his chest. “Just hold me,” Natasha hums, hugging him even tighter.
“Come on.” He turns around and carries her back to the bedroom. She remembers something and lifts her head, leaving her chin to rest on his shoulder.
Jake follows them, and she meets his eyes so he knows how much this means to her. “This goes on my list of dos.”
He beams with such relief and elation that her heart thumps so hard it feels like a kick in her chest. When they fall into bed, she makes sure to pull Jake in first while Bradley unbuttons her shirt. She massages his scalp, just above the nape of his neck, the way she knows he likes. His eyes are heavy-lidded watching her shirt fall open to reveal the dark green bra she wore knowing it’s his favorite.
“I might not tell you enough how good you are to me,” she says barely above a whisper so it’s only for him. His gaze jumps back to her face. “But I want you to know that I see it. I know it. Every single day. Not just today.”
Shyly, she kisses the corner of his mouth. It’s the closest she’s come to telling him that she loves him. Jake cups her face, stroking his thumb over her cheek. He stares at her intently, unwaveringly focused as he is whenever she finally gets around to opening up to him. “Don’t worry, Birdy. I get you.”
And for a brief flash, she’s terrified of a future without these two to hold onto. Instinctively, she reaches up to grab his hand and wrist. Maybe Jake sees it or feels it too because he kisses her like he’s afraid of what will happen if he lets go.
Natasha realizes Bradley has stilled, fingers hooked into the button above her belt while he watches them. He gives them a goofy smile when they notice him. “My two commitment phobes are so cute together.”
She threatens to kick him in the head.
Later, Jake disappears to the kitchen while Natasha stays curled up against Bradley with the blankets pulled haphazardly over them. He winds his legs around and through hers and from time to time drops light kisses along her bare shoulder and neck.
“I’ve missed holding you, Sash,” he tells her.
“Me too. How long are you here?”
“Til Sunday. The CO needed someone to go to Washington with him, and I volunteered. Maybe do something with that Poli Sci major I spent four years on.”
She rubs the arms wrapped tightly around her middle and tries not to think about how short that is. He’s here now and it’s more time than she was expecting just a few hours ago.
Jake returns with a bowl of grapes, complaining that Rooster is too messy of an eater to be trusted with anything else. She ducks while they tussle over the bowl before Bradley settles the fight by pulling Jake in for a kiss. These fools are making this stupid holiday bearable.
Natasha wakes up to an empty bed and growling stomach the next morning. Beneath the mouthwatering aroma of French toast and bacon, their room is musky with the smell of sex. She takes a quick shower and opts for one of Jake’s sweatshirts.
Her guys are in the kitchen, apparently cooking up a storm. Bradley’s whisking what looks like two cartons worth of eggs while Jake carves an entire cantaloupe for a platter already lined with strawberries. There’s a half cut loaf of challah for the French toast and what looks like waffle or pancake mix.
“Did I miss something?” she asks.
Jake looks up and grins. “We have about thirty minutes to enjoy the fact you’re not wearing underwear before it gets awkward.”
“Bob and Fanboy are coming over for breakfast,” Bradley clarifies.
“Oh!” She should have guessed. “Can I help?”
Bradley glances at Jake. “Not in that. He’s already distracted. We’ve got this while you get dressed.”
Natasha giggles at Jake’s scowl but heeds Bradley’s request. She dries her hair and returns in jeans and a crew neck sweater just as the doorbell rings.
“I got it!” she calls.
“Phoenix!” Fanboy raises the bottles of champagne he’s holding in each hand when she opens the door. She immediately looks to his neck for any lovebites, but there’s no hint there of last night went for him and Bob who cradles two more bottles of champagne. “So were you surprised?” Fanboy asks, giving her a one armed hug on his way in.
“Bob told me you were coming,” she laughs. “Many times.” Bob goes bright red and narrows his eyes at her. “But it’s good to see you.
Fanboy bumps her arm with his elbow. “No, I meant about Rooster.”
“Ohhh. I–.”
But Rooster and Jake pop out of the kitchen then and there’s a commotion while they all say hello and Fanboy presents them with the bottles of champagne. Fanboy knew Rooster was coming?
“Let me get those so you can make yourself at home,” Jake offers, collecting the alcohol from Fanboy and Bob. He ushers everyone toward the living room while Rooster and Fanboy clap one another on the shoulder.
Bob lingers by her in the entryway. “Did you know Rooster was coming?” she checks.
He rubs the sides of his thighs, which means he’s thinking of a way to tell the truth without lying. “I might have heard something. But I guess I, uh, was a little distracted.”
The doorbell rings again. “Can you get that, Birdy?” Hangman calls.
“I should help with the mimosas.” Bob hurries after everyone else
Becoming increasingly suspicious, Natasha opens the door and she’s less surprised than she should be to see Payback on her doorstep.
“Are you serious?” she demands.
“Hey, Phoenix.” He hugs her then steps inside and Natasha’s mouth falls open.
“Holy shit motherfucker!” The din behind her goes quiet.
Mel, Payback’s very much pregnant fiancée, looks torn between being annoyed and amused. “I guess we should have given you a heads up,” she says heavily, tucking her long locs behind her ear. Even pregnant, she’s effortlessly beautiful and stylish in bold purple lipstick, an oversized marigold cardigan, and a flowing cream dress that bring out the rich darkness of her skin.
“Heads up about–you motherfucker,” crows Jake. “Congratulations!”
“What’s happening?” Rooster yells from the kitchen while Mel embraces Natasha around her baby bump and the others offer their congratulations.
“Looks like Payback’s been busy, Pecan,” Jake calls back. Natasha elbows him in the stomach under the guise of making space for Mel to come in. He grunts and wraps his arms around her from behind.
“When’s Maverick getting here?” she guesses.
He kisses her neck. “They hit traffic but should be here soon. Apparently with Amelia’s boyfriend.” She looks back at him with a raised brow and he lifts his own and gives her a wicked smile. Jake kisses her on the mouth. “Bradley’s going to be stressed now that almost everyone’s here so I better get back to work. Can you make sure everyone behaves?”
“As long as you’re busy, I don’t have to worry about that.”
“That’s my girl,” he grins. He pats her butt as they part ways, and she notices Payback watching.
“That looked cozy,” he leads with an impish smirk.
“Considering how cozy it looks like you got, I think you ought to spare me,” she warns amiably. “And when were you going to say something?”
“We just did, didn’t we?” He becomes more serious. “It was a bit of a rough start so we figured it was better to wait.”
Natasha makes a note to check in with him later when Fanboy isn’t swooping in with a wine glass of mimosa. “Glad we got to find out in person,” she says for now.
Payback nods appreciatively.
Mel is already badgering Fanboy about his evening with Bob, and since Bob slipped away before she could ask, Natasha happily teams up with her to get the details from the two of them. Fanboy, normally the more talkative of the two, remains as mum as her back seater beyond the vague details of dinner on the coast.
“We went stargazing,” Bob finally offers shyly after Natasha warns him that she won’t stop Jake from extracting the information by any obnoxious means necessary if he holds out on her. Fanboy blushes and looks down into his drink. That might not sound like an eventful date to anyone who doesn’t know that he can read the night sky like it’s an epic adventure, his knowledge of the constellations and the myths and folklore that inspired their names is practically encyclopedic. Tentatively, Bob rubs Fanboy’s shoulder and the bashful look they share melts Natasha’s Valentine’s Day hardened heart. A little.
She’s glad now that she suggested Bob draw something for him so they each had a personal gift to exchange.
“I hear California’s a perfect place for that,” Mel says, as if she did her own share of orchestrating the night.
“Very perfect,” Bob agrees happily and so sweetly that Natasha doesn’t have the heart to embarrass him with questions about how or where the night ended.
They’re all helping to set out breakfast on the table when Maverick arrives with Penny, Amelia, and her boyfriend, Devin, who manages not to cringe at walking into a room full of adults. He hangs back on the edge of the enthusiastic circle Maverick, Penny, and Amelia form around Rooster and then Payback and Mel.
Maverick shakes everyone’s hands but reserves hugs for her and Jake. “Were you surprised?” he asks her, eyes dancing.
Natasha wrinkles her nose. “Did everyone know except me?”
“I can only speak for myself,” he says, patting her on the shoulder, but it’s clear he knows more than he’s letting on.
“Please eat before the food gets cold!” Jake announces. “Rooster came all this way to wake up early and feed you all.”
Everyone crowds around, complimenting him on how delicious everything looks while Jake brags about the fruit he sliced and teasingly apologizes for the lack of red, pink, and hearts because we all know how much Phoenix hates Valentine’s Day. Fortunately, Bradley knocks him upside the head and stuffs a piece of bacon in his mouth to shut him up.
She knows she should share him, but Natasha selfishly enjoys cuddling up under Bradley’s arm on the sofa while they eat. Maverick lounges on the other side of Bradley, peppering him with questions about his deployment and making him wince at a video of Amelia learning to drive his Bronco. Payback fills one of the living room chairs with his long legs stretched out in front of him and Fanboy and Bob squeeze into the other, shyly bumping arms while they eat and trying to pretend that they’re not looking at one another as much as they are. Across the room, Amelia and Devin crowd onto Rooster’s piano bench but are careful to leave some space between them, close to Penny and Mel who sit at a clear corner of the table talking animatedly. Jake bounces around, playing host but also claiming the center of attention. Sometimes he settles at Rooster’s feet, only to bounce up again. The room feels so full, in the best way possible, with their friends who have come from near and far to be together for just a few days.
Some time after breakfast, Maverick proposes a game of dogfight football. Mel insists on playing even though Payback complains it’s not fair because no one’s going to tackle the pregnant woman. Rather than take her down though, Jake eventually picks her up and runs her and the ball in the opposite direction.
“How’d you do it?” Natasha asks that night after the house has cleared. Their friends’ presence lingers in the warmth of the air, their chatter echoes in her ears.
“It was mostly Jake’s idea,” Bradley tells her while she unloads the dishwasher, once again wearing only Jake’s sweatshirt now that it doesn’t matter whether they get distracted. “I just wanted to surprise you and he did the rest.”
Jake’s making their bed even though she argued they were going to change the sheets tomorrow anyway.
“What was the rest?”
Bradley takes a platter from her and reaches over her to put it on the shelf beyond her arm span, pressing their bodies together. “Convincing you to take Valentine’s Day off since you were so adamant about him not being allowed to do anything. We knew Bob was our best bet, but it was Payback’s idea to kill two birds with one stone and suggest that Fanboy make Valentine’s Day plans here.”
He continues to help her put away the dishes. “Jake invited Payback and Mel to come out since he had leave anyway and then invited Maverick. Once you switched shifts, it was smooth sailing from there.”
“Was Jake upset that I wouldn’t let him plan anything?”
Bradley looks over at her, surprised. “Well he planned something, didn’t he?”
“I mean before you knew you were coming home?”
He stacks plates on the counter while he thinks about his answer. “I think he wanted something special, yes. But that’s our dickhead, he likes to put on a show.”
There’s a heavy weight in Natasha’s stomach while they finish cleaning up the kitchen. Jake did so much to make Bradley’s visit special for her and because she’s been so intractable about acknowledging a certain day, he’s had to do it all by himself.
The only things he got in return were a bunch of threats and worry that even for such a wonderful surprise, she’d be angry with him. Natasha can’t stand Valentine’s Day but she also can’t stand the thought of Jake worrying that one more thing he wants could make everything fall apart.
Because he and Bradley never bring up the want they agreed not to ask her to give them, if this lasts that long. It’s what led to Jake’s argument with his parents in Texas and why the two of them spent all afternoon hovering over Mel jockeying for the role of favorite uncle. They wouldn’t give Amelia a hard time about dating but, like the dads they wanted to be, they did make a point of pulling her aside within listening distance of Devin to be sure he knew they would know if he didn’t respect her.
“This is not what I expected to find when it got quiet in here,” Jake drawls as he strolls into the kitchen. He massages Bradley’s shoulders and places a kiss between his shoulder blades. “Or were you two desperately waiting for me?”
“We were just talking,” Bradley says easily.
Natasha tugs the cuffs of his sweater over her fists. “I’m sorry I made such a big deal about Valentine’s Day, Jake.”
Jake looks taken aback. His hands drop from Bradley’s shoulder, and he gives him a sharp look. “I don’t mind that you hate it. I mean, yes, people gave me shit for not having plans but that’s their problem, not ours.”
“But we—I didn’t do anything for you .”
A soft blush spreads across his cheeks, and he takes out his phone. After a few taps, the strum of her ukulele and the notes of Rooster’s piano fill the kitchen. It’s the cover of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” that they recorded for his birthday. “It’s my most played song,” he admits. “Whenever I’m missing one or both of you or sometimes just because.”
Jake teased them for weeks after they sent it to him, so much so that Natasha started to feel embarrassed she’d done something so sappy. Knowing that it means so much to him makes her want to give him the finger for giving them such a hard time and elated that they came up with something he holds onto so dearly.
Bradley touches her shoulder. “We like that you get more excited about all the small things we do for you every day, that you text your mom to tell her that Jake vacuumed or put your clothes away or that I called right when you needed me.”
“Or that the easiest way to make your day is to iron your uniform,” Jake adds. “You’d think we’d bought you every diamond in the world.”
Feeling self-conscious, Natasha hugs herself. Their earnest expressions while they try to sooth her without saying the words they know scare her make her heart swell large enough to make her dizzy. Somewhere along the way, maybe while she watched her parents’ marriage fall apart, cliché as that sounds, she stopped believing people mean the things they say about love. Or maybe it was high school when guys wanted to date her until they found out she went to community college for her math and science courses. It was possibly something wrong with her, she thought sometimes, when her college girlfriend broke up with her for refusing to put anyone before her career. All the grand gestures and words could add up to nothing but hollow promises, regrets, distance, and heartbreak.
She knows that months ago, Jake and Bradley told one another they love each other. Jake, although he pretends not to, needs the affirmation and Bradley doesn’t have many people to say it to him. In all of this, they have made sure to creep along at her own pace.
It’s not on Valentine’s Day that she feels particularly loved or loving, but in these mundane, normal moments when it occurs to her that Bradley and Jake are the only two people she might not mind giving up space to be on her own for.
Her heart is in her throat when she realizes what she is about to do.
Seeing her expression, Jake steps toward her and opens his arms. “Hey, it’s okay, Sash.”
“I love you,” she blurts. “Both of you, I guess. I love both of you.”
Bradley chokes.
“Did you say what I think you did?” Jake asks, mouth hung wide open in disbelief.
She rushes to get Bradley a glass of water because Jake is too stunned to move or help. Then Jake lets out a whoop and tries to hug her and clap Bradley on the back at the same time, which only leads to her spilling half the water down their shirts while Bradley spirals into a laughing coughing fit. By the time he can breathe again, she’s crushed into the circle of their arms with kisses raining down on her like her plane caught in a hailstorm.
“I love you, Natasha Elena Trace,” Jake says into her hair. Turning his cheek to the top of her head, he adds, “And you, too, Bradley Nicholas Bradshaw. Just to make it official.”
“I know, Honkytonk. And it feels good to finally hear you say it, Sash,” Bradley admits. “I love you.”
Jake walks around for the rest of the night like an incandescent light bulb. Every time he looks at her, his face melts into a dopey, dazed smile.
In the morning, they’ll drive Rooster to Point Mugu to meet his CO but Natasha already feels the hole he’ll leave behind when he’s gone. Huddled together on the sofa going through Bradley’s pictures of his deployment in the Pacific and Indian Ocean, they put off going to bed until Jake breaks and kisses Bradley like he’ll lose him forever. Bradley clings to him, and Natasha regrets not spending every moment of his brief leave telling them how much she loves them.
The playfulness of their lovemaking the night before is gone, replaced with deep longing and a fierce determination to wring everything they can from the time they’ve been granted. Over Bradley’s shoulder, Natasha watches Jake’s composure shatter with ecstasy and grief and her chest explodes knowing that he shows her the many layers he keeps so carefully guarded from everyone else.
In the darkness, Natasha runs her fingers through Bradley’s waves. Jake sprawls across him, head cradled to his chest. They murmur promises that she can’t resist tying her hopes to until they fall asleep in one another’s arms.
Everyone comes by again for one final parting in the morning. Payback and Mel promise them they’ll be among the first to know when she goes into labor. Natasha tells a blushing Fanboy that he better treat Bob well or she’ll fly to Virginia herself to set him straight, prompting Fanboy to ask Payback whose side he’s on because he didn’t threaten to do the same thing to Bob for him.
Once Payback, Mel, Fanboy, and Bob head off to San Francisco, Bradley, Jake, and Natasha have to say their real goodbyes. H e kisses Jake first. “Thanks for making this the best weekend, Honkytonk. Love you.”
“Love you too, Pecan. Keep giving ‘em hell,” Jake says thickly. He clears his throat as he steps back and busies himself with Bradley’s suitcase.
“Sash?” Bradley opens his arms to her and she flings herself into them.
“For the record,” she says hoarsely, trying not to cry, “I still hate Valentine’s Day, but I’m happy you came, Roo.”
“I love you, sweetheart.” The words envelop her like a hug she’ll be able to carry with her long after the shape of him fades from her arms.
“I love you back.” He lifts her chin and kisses her, and when he finally pulls away she rises onto her toes to hold him as long as possible.
“I love hearing you say it.” Bradley kisses her on the forehead.
Outside, Maverick, Penny, Amelia, and Devin are waiting for them. Maverick drives Natasha’s SUV with Amelia up front so that Natasha, Bradley, and Jake can sit in the backseat together. And even though it’s a squeeze and slightly uncomfortable, the ride still goes by too fast.
All three of them put on their sunglasses when they climb out of the car at the Mugu airstrip. They give Bradley one last round of hugs before his CO arrives.
“Didn’t realize you had such an entourage, Rooster,” Captain Brewer calls as he approaches. “Good to see you, Maverick.”
Maverick shakes his hand. “Pacman.” He introduces Penny, Amelia, and Devin.
Pacman seems unsurprised to see Natasha and Jake there but if he has any thoughts or suspicions, he keeps them to himself. He congratulates Jake on his promotion then gives Bradley five minutes to board. There’s another rush of hugs and then Bradley is hurrying away.
Jake and Natasha say their goodbyes to Maverick, Penny, Amelia, and Devin and promise to visit when they can get away. Finally, it’s just the two of them waiting against the car until Rooster takes off and the plane climbs beyond their sight.
“Ready?” Jake asks.
“No,” she admits. It’s weird but as wonderful as it is to see Bradley for a few days, the reminder of what she’s missing aches more now than it has in any of the months since she’d last seen him. At least she still has Jake, she reminds herself. Bradley is all on his own.
The tears come when she gets behind the wheel, and Jake rubs her back until the sobs fade sniffles. “Here,” he reaches for something on the door and hands her a thin square of red tissue paper. “It’s from Bob,” he protests when she gives him a wet glare.
It’s a watercolor of the three of them on a sofa. Jake kisses a blushing Bradley’s cheek while reaching for her on one end while an angry Natasha sits with her arms and legs crossed on the other. There are little hearts above the kiss and Natasha’s head. Across the bottom he simply wrote, Valentine’s Day.
She laughs and shows it to Jake. He takes the painting, holding it carefully as if it’s made of glass. “Will you let me frame this?”
“Of course,” Natasha agrees, starting the car and adjusting the seat. She looks over at him and her heart double beats at the soft expression on his face while he stares at Bob’s artwork. “It’s a good reminder.”
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Birdy.”
“Fuck you. No.”
He grins. “What if I try again next year?”
“I’ll hate it then too.”
“Okay. What if I call it the anniversary of you saying I love you. Can I celebrate that ?”
“I’ll think about it,” she says finally, slowing for a red light. Natasha looks over at him and holds up a finger. “But if–and it’s no guarantee–I say yes, there are no flowers, no hearts, no chocolate, no pink, no red, no diamonds, no candlelight dinners, no couples massages, nothing sappy and stupid and if you ever fucking propose on Valentine’s Day I will say no.”
He nods brightly, and it’s both annoying and endearing how hard it is to deter him. “You have a whole year to work on your list of don’ts, and I’ll follow every one of them. Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.” Jake’s mouth turns up in a mischievous grin. “But also, you’ve thought about us proposing?”
“No!” Natasha shouts, pressing the accelerator a little too hard on the light switching to green. But she has, even if she’s not ready to admit that . “It was–hypothetical.”
“Okay,” he lets it go and carefully rewraps Bob’s gift.
Natasha hates Valentine’s Day but for Jake and Bradley, she’d be willing to go through so much worse.
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Who is Jensen Ackles an Incarnation of?
Hello, my name is Ellie. I am a psychic who mainly does divination work with a pendulum and printable ABC charts so I can get messages from deities, faye, and other benevolent beings. A lot of the information I get comes from my divination work. I've worked with several deities and have asked all of them to prove they are who they are (and when it's really them speaking and not an imposter).
In this post, I am going to reveal the deities the actor Jensen Ackles is an incarnation of (yes, incarnations can have the essence of more than 1 soul/higher self). For a brief overview, Jensen Ackles is best known for playing Dean Winchester in the CW series "Supernatural". Some of his other roles include Jake Gray in the movie "Devour", Tom Hanniger in the 2009 film "My Bloody Valentine", Eric Brady on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", Ben and Alec on the early 2000s James Cameron TV show "Dark Angel", and Jason Teague on the CW series "Smallville".
So who is Jensen Ackles an incarnation of?
Jensen Ackles is the earth incarnation aka soul created by the soul essence of 2 deities being "mixed", Hades Odin and Hermes Loki (it turns out deities sometimes go by different parts of their full names if they're part of multiple pantheons, which is for another post). I encourage you to read another post of mine where I discuss how incarnations work, so this will make better sense to anyone reading this and other celebrity readings I have like this one. To make things simple, I'm going to focus more on briefly discussing the information available on the deities Odin and Hermes in the next sections.
Odin
Odin is the Nordic deity and All Father in Norse mythology and Paganism who is associated with wisdom, healing, death, royalty, knowledge, war, magic/sorcery, divination, poetry, and runes. He is said to be the ruler of Asgard home of the said Aesir deities and also ruler of Valhalla, where half of those who die in battle are said to go in the afterlife. He is the Norse deity accompanied by 2 ravens, Munnin and Huginn who are said to travel the world to gather information to send back to Odin.
Odin is often depicted as riding on his 8 legged horse Sleipnir. Sometimes when traveling or appearing to someone as the wanderer, he is seen wearing a blue-grey cloak. It's been suggested by some scholars that the concept of Santa Clause has its roots going back to Odin. It's said Wednesday is the day of the week associated with Woden/Odin.
Odin is known amongst Norse pagans as having a direct, stern personality who can sometimes be intimidating. As a god of wisdom, he is an intelligent man who has a lot to offer as a guide provided you are willing to listen to what he has to say. He also is said to have a strong fatherly or protector kind of vibe to him, which has proven to be true in my experience talking with Odin. He told me personally he does like fishing.
Some offerings for Odin include: Wolf, fish, eagle or raven objects, blue, grey or black colored objects, red wine, whiskey or other hard liquor (especially aquavit), time spent with him, handwritten poetry, citrine, amethyst, carnelian, smoky quartz, frankincense, lavender, dragon's blood.
Hermes
Hermes is the Greek Olympian deity who is associated with heralds, athletes, travel, wealth, luck, animal herds, trade, fertility, sleep, language, and thieves. Hermes is the deity who is credited for creating fire, while Prometheus is the deity who is said to have stolen fire from the gods and gave it to mankind. He is also the Greek deity who is known for guiding souls whose physical bodies just died to the underworld; this is what astrologists equate to Mercury retrograde, The Roman equivalent for Hermes. As the messenger god, Hermes is known for traveling between Hades the Underworld, Earth where the mortals live and Mount Olympus where the Gods are said to live in Greek mythology. He is known for being eccentric, mischievous, and witty or "quick on his feet" in Greek mythology. In many versions of Greek mythology, Hermes was never married. A lot of Hellenistic pagans who work with Hermes say he is also quite flirty and even erotic at times, which does reflect my personal experience in speaking with Hermes. He also very much likes connecting to those he works with through divination, especially through a pendulum. Wednesday is said to be the day of Hermes.
Some offerings for Hermes include: gold and/or silver objects (he prefers gold), red wine or whiskey, honey, strawberries, money/coins, blue and/or black objects, astronomy, written stories or letters, dice, turtle, fish or hawk objects, feathers, amethyst, quartz, dream journaling, having a fire, frankincense, lavender, divination, and musical objects.
Traits of Hades Odin "Odin" and Hermes Loki "Hermes" in Jensen Ackles
Jensen Ackles was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas Texas, which was a Wednesday. Interestingly, both Odin and Hermes are deities associated with the day of the week Wednesday. Jensen also is known for liking sports and was an athlete when in school; he also has gotten into the music aspect of entertainment in recent years, both of which are affiliated with Hermes. 1978 is also Year of the Horse in the Chinese zodiac; it's also a year that ends with the number 8, which is a hint of his being an incarnation of Odin who rides the 8 legged horse Sleipnir. The dog Soccer who was the Jack Russell Terrier dog in the 90s show "Wishbone" Jensen guest starred in was actually an incarnation of Odin's raven Huginn.
The roles he's played on TV and on the big screen are part of Jensen Ackles' Akashic Records to give hidden messages to him as to who he is and even hint at possible future events. For example, he has played a few darker roles affiliated with death including Tom Hanniger the serial killer in "My Bloody Valentine", Jake Grey a Prince of Hell in "Devour" (I did mention that grey is a color affiliated with Odin earlier, right?), and Dean Winchester in "Supernatural", who is essentially Hermes as a mortal.
Coincidentally, Jensen first showed up as the new sheriff Beau Arlen in the show "Big Sky" on the season 2 finale titled "Catch a Few Fish", fish being affiliated with both Hermes and Odin for food offerings. Hermes is also the Greek god that is often portrayed as wearing either winged sandals or helmet to come and go between different realms more quickly interestingly enough. Several of Jensen's roles ended up either dying or the movie ending with his character remaining an unmarried man, including Jason Teague in "Smallville", Dean Winchester in "Supernatural", Tom Hanniger in "My Bloody Valentine", Jake Grey in "Devour", and Alec in "Dark Angel". This lines up with Hermes being depicted in many versions of Greek mythology as never having married. In quite a few of Jensen's roles, he wears darker coats, some of which are either grey or a blue-grey color. Hmm, just like Odin when he is traveling as a wanderer wearing a grey or blue grey cloak. On another note, Jensen stated in an older interview he loves Christmas time and that the mountains are a favorite vacation spot of his. This is interesting to mention because Odin is thought to be the deity who influenced the story of Santa Clause.
I believe Dean Winchester was a poorly written character who suffered from little character development; I believe there was a whole lot more to Dean that was left unexplored throughout the entire series but that's another discussion. Dean Winchester is known to be a flirty man who loves women, and is accused of being a womanizer by some people. Hermes is also known for traveling between the underworld, mortal realm, and Mount Olympus; this is synonymous with Dean having gone to Hell, Purgatory and Heaven on several occasions, and even the Faye realm on 1 known occasion. In Supernatural, a hunters' death consists of burning their body or a so called "funeral pyre" for fallen hunters. Funeral pyres were commonplace practices both in Ancient Greece and by the Vikings who worshipped the Nordic deities.
David Yost Another Hermes Incarnation
Another incarnation of Hermes I want to briefly touch on is David Yost, who is best known for playing Billy Cranston/Blue Ranger from the 1990s TV Show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" or MMPR for short. David Yost went to Graceland University, where he graduated with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communication and Dramatic Arts; Hermes is known for being affiliated with language, and was also known for being diplomatic.
There appears to have been some swapping around amongst the cast of MMPR prior to the start of filming. David initially auditioned for the Red Ranger but felt he couldn't cope with the leader role. Walter Jones was initially cast for the role of Billy/Blue Ranger but felt being the Black Ranger was more fitting for him. Jason Narvy initially auditioned for Billy but ended up being cast as Skull. It seems the gods insisted David be Billy and for good reason. In the MMPR episode titled "Something Fishy", Billy was revealed to have a fear of fish due to having been bitten by one doing an experiment with whirlpools in his childhood. Later on in this episode, he went on a fishing trip with Ernie and also went scuba diving with Jason.
When David left MMPR on a bad note, people were led to believe this was over a pay dispute. Some sources even say that the production crew claimed David was unpleasant to work with on the set; it turns out that the real reason was due to David suffering harassment over his sexual orientation. Things turned dark for David, as he went through the now debunked and heavily controversial conversion therapy for 2 years after he walked off the set of MMPR. This led to a mental breakdown for David where he was in a mental institution for a few weeks; he went to Mexico for a year where he learned to come to terms with his sexual orientation.
How are 2 seemingly different people incarnations of the same deity Hermes? On one hand, David Yost is openly gay and has endured much harassment for it on the set of MMPR. On the other hand, Jensen Ackles has been accused by some for being homophobic, due to "not shipping Wincest or Destiel". He at one point made a remark stating "I would say yes, but then Brokeback Mountain came out, and my desire to do a cowboy film completely tanked" when someone asked at a con if he would consider making a wild west film.
David got many questions regarding why he does not have a girlfriend as a gay man being pressured by others to become straight; Jensen has Supernatural and even Smallville fans that created fanfiction of him being romantically and sexually involved with either Jared Padalecki/Sam Winchester or Mischa Collins/Castiel (and even Tom Welling who was Clark Kent on "Smallville"), which is essentially pressuring Jensen to become homosexual or at least bisexual. I cannot ever advocate for pushing people to become something they are not or for doing things they're not comfortable doing period, even if it's simply for a TV, play, or movie role.
When Jensen made this statement about Brokeback Mountain, he was told by Hermes in his divine hearing "I am Hermes, one of your higher selves. I've come to warn you to not pursue any wild west movie roles, as there is a tamper in your divine blueprints [Akashic Records], where you die on the set of a wild west movie called Rust from a mysteriously loaded prop gun going off while being pointed at you and being fired off camera. The same person who made this tamper in your blueprints will prove to be unsupportive in your time of need but should be the most supportive [your wife], should you end up auditioning for this role and end up walking away from this set alive."
The messages people receive in their divine hearing often have a funny way of being misheard (or scarily enough in this case, not heard much at all). I myself do not believe Jensen to be homophobic at all, which is a term to me that is a rather convenient name to call him for not fulfilling their frankly creepy fantasies. I also believe homophobic is a convenient term people use to call those who are not supportive of the LGBQT community one way or another. I personally don't care what people do behind closed doors as long as no one gets hurts, which I believe applies to most people.
Message from Hermes and Odin for Jensen Ackles
Both Hermes and Odin in my divination work have spoken to me about Jensen's heavy drinking. Even though they are deities who like alcohol offerings especially whiskey, they said Jensen needs to stop his drinking and reconnect with them in other ways. The path he is on is of great concern to them and know that the exhaustion, late night partying, and heavy drinking are taking a toll on his mental and physical health and in turn hitting his career.
They also both talked about how celebrating Dean Winchester's birthday is coincidentally (and unknowingly to Jensen) Hermes' birthday; however, Hermes admitted to me he does not like celebrating his own birthday. It seems fitting for critics to state that while it looks like Jensen is clinging onto a dead fictional character due to missing playing this role; however, on a subconscious level Jensen along with others are unknowingly giving an offering to Hermes (not one that Hermes is responding to the way Jensen is hoping?). Hermes did mention to me recently that Jensen needs to start wearing the blue and black necklace he made in honor of his friend who passed away from a drunk driving related incident when Jensen was in his early twenties. It seems that this is to serve as a reminder of what Jensen has lost in the past and the potential consequences of drinking left unchecked.
In Jensen's case, Hermes told me that he needs to start directly speaking with both him and Hades, as the path he is on now is one of self-destruction. With this being said, when a conversation he has with a stranger (who I am told is a woman that's a good bit younger than him) helps steer him off the current path, he will rediscover himself. Hermes and Hades Odin both also say that Jensen needs to return to his old ways, as the person he is behaving like now is not his true self and has become what he once said is what he fears most (losing himself and "becoming too Hollywood").
Jensen needs a lot more love and support in his life that is missing in his life now. They both stated and appears to be quite accurate that Jensen is surrounded by a lot of people who do not care about Jensen for who he is but for who he is portraying himself as.
For further reading:
Sources (Odin)
https://www.ecpubliclibrary.info/santa-is-odin/
http://www.northernpaganism.org/shrines/odin/writing/altars-and-offerings-for-odin.html
https://vikingsonsofodin.com/odin-the-wanderer/
https://odindevoted.wordpress.com/2013/07/26/offerings/
http://nordicwiccan.blogspot.com/p/gods-goddesses-other-supernatural-beings.html
Sources (Hermes)
https://www.athensjournals.gr/mediterranean/2022-8-2-2-Vinci.pdf
https://www.greek-mythology-pantheon.com/hermes-mercury-greek-god-of-transitions-and-boundaries/
https://twelfthremedy.tumblr.com/post/621849449656942592/hermes-offerings
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/greek-gods-made-magical-2014-05-28
https://www.worldhistory.org/Hermes/
Sources (David Yost)
https://powerrangers.fandom.com/wiki/Something_Fishy_(Mighty_Morphin)
https://ew.com/article/2010/08/26/original-power-ranger-harassed-gay/
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