#putting the ''disaster'' in disaster bisexuality

[jaydarino]

I think they'd be friends <3

#medical malpractice disaster bisexuals #i was putting overlays on this when i realised I had just made Barbenheimer Colourised #i was possessed by The Voices to make this #fighting my artblock tooth and NAIL #its a wonder how this piece survived my attention span #harley quinn #jonathan crane #scarecrow #dc scarecrow #dc comics #dc universe #batman #bruce wayne #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #margot robbie #cillian murphy

[danthropologie]

these two pics back to back, he said happy pride to all the bisexuals out there

#daniel ricciardo #josh allen #heidi berger #dan #wags #dosh #idk if that was a tag but #dot jpg #he's psychotic for this actually #why would you do that daniel..... #this poor woman puts up with so much 😭 #bde (bisexual disaster energy) #sabbatical23

[ingravinoveritas]

Have you seen this?!

I thought I'd seen all the season 2 publicity but Michael asking David about his nerve curve and saying he SAW IT?!

Oh my lordy.

Hi there! First let me apologize for my egregious dereliction of duty when it comes to answering these Asks/Anons. RL stuff has been clogging up my brain and so I just haven't been in the right headspace for answering questions (hence why I temporarily shut off Asks altogether).

To your question, I did indeed see that clip! I think there were SO many interviews happening that day that this somehow passed us all by, but it absolutely is worth talking about...

For those who may be wondering about the subtext here, "nerve curve" (in anatomical terms) generally refers to something related to the curve of the spine. What Michael (shamelessly) seems to be alluding to, then, is him seeing David's bare back.

I mean...good lord. This marks at least the third occasion where Michael has publicly talked about/thirsted over David's body ("slinky hips" twice, and also "sylph-like chest") in the last four years. Whatever filter exists in most human brains clearly does not exist in his, and I suppose we can be thankful for that, but also...wow, Michael.

The truly amazing thing, however, is this wasn't even the only sexual innuendo related to David that Michael made that day, as there was also this gem:

I sometimes wonder how long Michael is going to have to "joke" about him seeing David naked or him having sex with David before people finally pause and go, "Wait a minute..." And the nerve curve moment is so delicious because we can see David actually blushing after Michael says he saw it. They're both so drunk on each other and it is truly gorgeous to watch.

And as much as we miss Michael and David, I don't think it even holds a candle to how much they must miss each other. I can only hope that the studios will get their heads out of their collective asses and come to an agreement with SAG/WGA to end the strikes, because I so thoroughly want more of whatever this is to grace our screens. Please and thank you...

#turquoisedata #reply post #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #also did i put 'bare back' next to each other on purpose? yes. yes i did. #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates #at this point the subtext might as well be a billboard #there's teasing the fandom and then there's whatever these two are doing #truth disguised as a joke #bisexual disasters the both of them #just bros being bros #casually making innuendos about fucking each other #ineffable lovers #discourse #gifs by me

[starlight-archer]

Beach episode!

They needed a little holiday and someone's gotta stay out of the sea and keep watch to make sure the other's don't accidentally drown each other

#tavstarion #astarion x tav #astarion #Tav #bg3 tav #thelion #bg3 #bg3 astarion #Doodle #astarion x oc #Oc #bg3 fanart #astarion ancunin #The hilarity of putting him in one of those flaming shirts is not lost on me i was giggling to myself the whole time #And thelion in his flamboyant hawaiian shirt like the bisexual disaster he is

[katamaricule]

It is my ongoing theory, supported by the first-person nature of the novels, that the best way to explain the continuity (or lack thereof) in DMBJ adaptations is to understand which character is telling the story this time around.

Most of the time, it's Wu Xie, who is the center of attention and everyone loves him and he's so good and smart and his family's special little boy and then sometimes he gets to grab a gun and be badass but also he is tender and deserves to be taken care of by his husbands and everyone else and also it's his birthday, did you know it's his birthday today, he's just a little birthday boy.

2.5's narrator is Pangzi, who is telling the story in Wu Xie's earshot and punctuating every third sentence with and then you were so mean to me!

Sand Sea is Li Cu, who spends a significant amount of time (especially very early on) terrified and in awe of the world he's fallen into. You can see this in how everyone Wushanju-affiliated he meets is effortlessly super-cool, including Wang Meng.

The HeiHua movie is obviously Glasses, which is why he doesn't suck shit all the time and where the mullet went. (Of course he doesn't know he has a mullet; he can barely see, much less behind his head.)

#dmbj #silly tomb boys meta #please note that my saying Glasses sucks shit is incredibly affectionate #putting the 'disaster' in 'bisexual disaster' #that broke-ass bitch #and his expensive-cat boyfriend #anyway I'll probably update this as I see more of the side stories

[ca-3]

Vambires 💗💜💙

This is just my headcanon...✨

#servamp #the mother of wrath #lawless of greed #good morning gays #servamp wrath #servamp hyde #freya #ca3 art #this started out as just a self idulgent freya piece but i decided to redraw my old lawless drawings too kinda #they are the bi icons of servamp because i said so #bisexual #fashion disaster lawless is back #freya is easy to put any colors with because her outfit is pretty simple lol

[demadogs]

still stand by the fact that it is absolutely insane behavior to write crossover fanfiction of the goldfinch with stranger things or IT

#the way i have to exclude the tag for literally every movie hes ever been in when im looking for a goldfinch fic #why the fuck would you put pennywise or the demogorgan into a story about art theft #separate finns roles i beg of you #plz leave my emotional support slavic bisexual drug addict alone #stranger things #byler #the goldfinch #boreo #also TGF IS EARLY 2000s NOT 80s!!! AND BORIS DOES NOT HAVE INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA AT ALL I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL #my man kissed his knuckles and then kissed him on the mouth #hes FINE #theos a disaster but boris is just vibing

[spaceratprodigy]

I want to draw a crossover of my ocs from different universes being besties (this is code for I want to draw Faith and Iris making out)

#miss ma'am cap faith projecting all my bisexual disaster energy into her #shaking in her boots as iris takes faiths cig and takes a puff off of it before putting it back into faiths mouth #flirty miss mama bear iris imbued with my insatiable sex drive would be SO heart eyes sweet on her

[theearnestonion]

I continue to be fucking abnormal about podcasts

anyways go listen to Where The Stars Fell

#look in my previous podcast experience never have I been so obsessed with one that I stay up to 5am binging it but. here we are #Ed Tucker My Fucking Beloved #could listen to her yelling and cussing and adhd-bisexual-disaster-ing all over the place forever #and Lucy...shjfkahsjkgfjkhetd #*gestures* her <3 #this podcast put good omens and gravity falls in a blender and then made it sapphic #Newt Surname-I-Can't-Remember I owe you my life

[sccredhead]

this dork totally played Cool Math Games as a kiddo

#rottmnt #tmnt #tmnt donatello #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt donatello #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #I totally agree with the headcannon that Donnie is a chaotic bisexual #puts a whole new meaning to the disaster twins thing with Leo #tmnt fanart #rottmnt fanart

[daeluin]

"Give up what you love before it does you in” 

“Thaw out my freezer-burn feelings for twenty summers”

“My mood board is just pictures of you [...] But I didn't take the love when I had the chance. But I swear I'm not sad anymore”

“Be careful what you bottle up. The chemistry is a mess, it seems”

“I know I know I've made mistakes. I know I know but at least they were mine to make”

“Here I am, not sure you should take a chance. I like playing dumb, letting you figure me out”

"I know I keep my feelings so tucked away, just another day spent hoping we don't fall apart” 

"I've got all this love I've got to keep to myself. All this effort to make it look effortless"

“Time is luck and I wish ours overlapped more or for longer”

"I'm pretty sure as far as humans go I am a hard, hard pill to swallow"

“I just need someone to hold me even though you don't even know me"

“Another year of possibilities left unwrapped”

“You were the sunshine of my lifetime”

#im sorry but this album has re-arranged my brain chemistry for the last two weeks #fall out boy #pete wentz #when you make a whole album about your unrequired love and longing for your best friend #and then you get said best friend to sing it and make it everybody else in the world problem???? #absolute insane behavior #his brain must be studied for future generations this is not normal #putting the bi in bisexual disaster

[tiredassmage]

shut your fuckinG FACE you IDIOT who almost just DIED ON ME. skdfnldsaknfsadfmlsdafnsaldgnladfmsa;ld

[nathema conspiracy round 2 survived narrowly, 5(?) dead, Theron Shan learned how to share my stealth generator, etc etc]

#weeping sobbing crying loud ship blow horn noises #i'm so fucking. AAHHrghghalkdgnldsf. not normal about them. #tyr 'shut the fuCK up and kiss me you iDIOt' commander deckard #local disaster bisexuals who would literally self destruct for one another put through Situation where one almost dies more at 11 #anyway good night and good news and all that #fuck you theron i missed you fuck you goddAMN IT BOY #fuck. i thought i was. no actually that's a lie #the first time i accidentally stumbled upon the plot and spent like 3 days bracing myself and numbing myself before i did this #so this time its ALL WATERWORKS BESTIESSSS #yes i'm screaming in the tags so you don't have to DEAL WITH ME unless you're here for that then i guess hi #anyways screaming and crying about them maybe once i'm slightly more normal i'll give you actual tyr x theron screens but like #for now just have this dumbass's face #fuckin. 'that's my bf' in those eyes #poor lana bickering with them earlier when tyr was all but like ready to leap into theron's arms like WHERE. HAVE. YOU. BEEN. #he missed you. he missed you a lot. idiot. fool. #hhhhhhhhhhh anyway

[dapperenby13]

Dazai would get ridiculously tangled up while putting up Christmas lights at the agency

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #he’s fucking stupid #i love him #I hate him #dazai is a menace #he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces #he’s bisexual #he’s depressed #he’s a simp #poor atsushi #he has to untangle him #kunikida is too busy taking down the mistletoe dazai put everywhere #it’s a disaster #Ada #the armed detective agency #Ada as family #found family

[pilindiel]

too shy to talk to you off anon but i just wanted to say that your bi fai icon brings me joy every time i see it ❤️

AWWW no need to be shy, anon! i swear I'm nice most of the time.

But seriously, you can thank @commodorecliche for the lovely icon! It sort of matches her chaotic bi Jean icon :)

#true friendship is making weird graphics for each other #thank you for your message it put a big smile on my face!! #As a disaster bisexual i always love projecting myself onto my favorite characters so #fai was just another victim in my ''everyone is bi bc i say so'' crusade #toasty posty #pil answers

[legendtraineremily]

When writing characters and giving them depth, I like to use a little method I was given a few years ago—write a mock “Q&A” bit with your character and see how they’d react to certain questions.

So here’s my “Q&A” with Donel Hawkfeather, the bard. (Bolder text is the “interviewer.”)

So Donel, where are you from exactly?

-Ah! Quite the question actually. I was born in a small hamlet you’re to have never heard of near a good school of mages and magical arts…which you’re also to have never heard of. Ay.

Ah! but my most recent “home” that I’d claim was in the grand city Malgar, formerly under management of a cult of Necromancers and freed, in part, by yours truly. It was there, in my quarters in the castle, that my study into the arcane lead to my banishment into this lovely realm.

Indeed. Well, next question: when and how did you decide to become a bard?

-Hmm, now that… that’s actually a simple story, come to think of it. I was about 13, I believe, when an older bardic chap by the name of Alvius Aria came by our village and did some performances outside the tavern. The one tavern in town, mind you! But his words and music hit so deeply into my soul I couldn’t help but sing quietly to his tune. It was…enrapturing!

My parents would never approve of it, thought I. But to be a wandering minstrel wooing whomever I please, letting my words become power the moment they leave my mouth…Ah! did it strike a chord (if you’ll forgive the pun) for me! I worked hard to conceal my desire as well as to prepare funds to apply to the bardic college of that local mage’s school I mentioned was nearby. And it has certainly been worth it, if I do say so myself.

Hmmm, quite. Now tell us, you have a few disguises you use, which are your favorites?

-Oh, I thought that’d be obvious. My “Old Hawkfeather” is my go-to! He’s what I imagine myself to be in, oh, many decades from now. He was also my first passable disguise, and the one I’ve used most often. Who would suspect that Donel, son of the local—ah, um, well, “community busybodies” was no more than lost to some errant questing rather than, “ooh shudder—a bard!” And that bard that just came through town today, he’s an older chap and certainly wouldn’t have any inkling of any young whippersnappers lost to adventuring beyond what’s in his songs!

Would you say you have any disguises that you dislike?

-Well, no, of course not! I mean, if I don’t like a disguise, I simply don’t develop or use it. However…there was one time that I had to dress as a woman (a maid specifically) in order to infiltrate a fine party wherein a certain duke was planned to be murdered. I don’t know about some individuals, but I found it most unpleasant. I may not be the strictest definition of “manliness,” but the maid costume and performance…shudder…not me.

Perhaps going along that vein, many people would like to know how you identify? If you don’t mind the question. As a person, romantically…?

-Oh! Yes! No problems there at all! I am a half-elven man who finds both men and women attractive. However, I find most men to be boorish lunks with nothing more than, um, attractive features, you could say.

No, women are far more to my desires, and that’s not to be objectifying! Women are amazing! Take Elowina for example: she’s got gorgeous eyes, the strength necessary to crack a skull bare-handed and the ability to drink most anyone under a table and come out with little more than a short hangover! Truly inspiring and, dare I say, enamoring. Don’t tell her I said any of that though! I want to live.

Excellent, thank you!

#lgbtq #dnd oc #pathfinder #pf2e #original character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg character #ttrpg #writing #bisexual #he sounds put together #but he’s a bi disaster

[loolachap]

I just found this excerpt from the Nick & Charlie Novella and I can't believe it took Nick Nelson TWO YEARS to realize GOING INTO THE OCEAN WITH JEANS IS A BAD IDEA

#get a grip man #what about the shoes #could this boy be more of a diseaster #and what about charlie #he really should have put an end to this horror #soggy jeans are a real problem #heartstopper #nick and charlie #alice oseman #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper show #nick nelson #heartstoppercentral #nick x charlie #charlie spring #hearstopper netflix #nick & charlie #beginning bisexual disaster nick nelson