#real post

[very-not-emo]

reblog if youre insane (complimentary)

#shitpost #shitposting #memes #meme #neurodivergent #neurospicy #neurodivergence #nd memes #real post

[realposter19999]

punk is about going against all authority, which unfortunately means if you embody that principle you've capitulated to the conventional wisdom of what punk is and you're not punk. the only person to ever thread this needle was sid vicious by getting famous for being punk and then immediately killing himself via heroin overdose. moral of the story: none

#punk #sid vicious #real post

[backwood-sys]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i got to teach one of my classmates about otherkinnity and therianthropy! i was surprised when he said that the quadrobics i showed him were cool!! He is the cool awkward metal kid though so i was kinda 50/50 on if he'd accept it :]

he like cheered me on when i said i want to try quadrobics!! and he said that hes maybe robot kin so i kinda just introduced him to the entire community :] he also asked how i realized im fairy-cat kin and a wolf therian ^^ so i told him that a lot of it was me noticing my non-human impulses like unconsciously purring/growling/mrrping and my experiences of a phantom tail =^^=

#otherkin #therian #therianthropy #quadrobics #phantom tail #wolf therian #wolf theriotype #fairy cat #cat kin #fairy cat kin #robot kin #machine kin #:] #=^^= #/pos #/gen #real post #not fakeposting ????

[shayriara]

#Syaahi

कोरे कागज़ सा मुक़ददर

क्या खुदा के पास स्याही नहीं थी

बेकदरो की तरह भेज दिया कृष्णा को

क्या उसके पास कोई परछाई नहीं थी....

Kore kaagaz sa mukaddar

Kya khuda ke paas syaahi nhi thi

Bekadro ki tarah bhej diya Krishna ko

Kya uske paas koi parchaayi nhi thi....

- Krishna sharma (कृष्णा शर्मा )

#hindi shayari #hindi poetry #hindi lines #hindi poet #hindi urdu lines #hindi urdu poetry #hindi urdu post #hindi urdu shayari #real poetry #real post #real poet #original lines #original writing #original post #original poetry #poets on tumblr #original poets on tumblr #urdualfaz #urdu poetry #urduadab #urdu ashaar #urdu aesthetic #urdu stuff #urdu lines #urdu shayari #original female poet #female writers #real female poet #female poet #woman writers

[fairycosmos]

i literally AM a girl from a website. and you really WILL never defeat me.

#real post

[latenight-dnd]

“Still just an excuse” AN EXCUSE IS A REASON. AN EXCUSE IS A FUCKING REASON. NOT ALL EXCUSES ARE INVALID OR BAD.

#if I tell you I can’t run cus I broke my fucking femor you could say that’s an excuse #still means I can’t fucking run #real post #god my parents piss me off sometimes #there are situations where there IS no excuse #but forgetting to do the dishes after being in therapy for 2 hours and then being made to interact socially all day and then cooking dinner #is not one of them #I was exhausted and the dishes would STILL be there in the morning #apparently its illegal to do the dishes the next day

[kkaatzchen]

Wow my first real post! Cool :) hope you enjoy!

CoD Soap x Scare Actor Reader

Cw: smut/nsfw, reader’s point of view, gn!reader (only pronoun used is “you”), slightly public, oral (m receiving), reader has a long tongue, hand job (m receiving), Very American(tm) description of fall festivities, slightly self indulgent, badly written Scottish accent, no real plot, can you tell I’m used to ao3 tags? me too

/// nsfw under cut

While on a week of no missions or work, the 141 decided to go on a little trip! And, seeing as it was fall, there was a little festive event going on in a nearby town. There were games of corn hole, darts, etcetera… and a haunted house. The haunted house held extra appeal to Soap. He was curious, mostly. The rest of the team had no interest though. Not because they were scared or anything, just that other activities held their interest more. So, Soap just went on his own.

It had been a few years since he had visited one, so he was a bit jumpy upon entry. Not to mention that this attraction was scarily well done. The decor looked actually real at some points, and it had Soap doing double takes. The actors were dressed accordingly as well. His heart was pounding and only continued to pound harder as he ventured along.

Eventually you saw a physically anxious (but also excited) man walking down the hall. When he was only a few feet away, you shoved the curtains aside from you and jutted out from behind them while screaming bloody murder. He stumbled and clutched a hand to his chest, a short, shocked yell sounding from him. As adrenaline raced through his veins the yell quickly mellowed out into a drawn out whiney groan. You couldn’t help but shudder with suppressed laughter.

He stayed still long enough for you to give him a quick once-over. Well built, good looking, you couldn’t deny, and… half hard? He didn’t seem to realize it either.

“Your adrenaline‘s high?” You teased, putting on a voice that matched your character. Soap was confused for a moment before realizing what you meant. He took a subtle glance downwards, looking quickly back up with a flustered expression.

“I don’ think yer helping,” he replied. He wasn’t sure whether he meant that in a ‘you’re scary’ way or a ‘you’re attractive’ way.

“It’d be embarrassing to walk out with that, yeah?” You grinned at him, your colored contacts bright and piercing in the dim glowy lighting of the hall. “I’d offer you some help if you’d like,” you offered.

Soap eyed you curiously with your offer and a now extended hand. What would be the worst that could happen? Glancing around, he agreed. No one would see the two of you, especially not behind your curtain. After a quick nod of his head and a quiet verbal agreement, you pulled him through the curtains and up onto a stage platform.

There was a small booth near the back that was intended for a rest area when there was no one passing through the haunted house. You guided the man over and motioned for him to sit down. As he settled down, the print on his pants was much more prominent. You knelt down between his legs and pushed his knees aside slightly.

“Still alright.?” You asked, just in case. Soap nodded in reply.

So your hands found his belt. You deftly unlatched it and undid his button and zipper, glancing up at him every so often to gauge a reaction. He shifted his hips for you to tug down his waistband, promptly taking his boxers with it and dropping them around his ankles. Soap let out a soft exhale. His face was flushed and the same could be said for the head of his cock.

It was now that Soap realized just how well done your costume was. He couldn’t take his eyes off of you; your impressive makeup, glowing contacts, and… surprisingly long tongue. He let out a breath he didn’t know he had been holding as he felt your tongue slide up the tip of his length.

He didn’t have much time to linger on that though. Your lips wrapped delicately around his length and immediately began taking his length halfway. You weren’t going fast, but you certainly didn’t keep a slow pace for long. After all, you weren’t sure how much time you’d have until another person walked through awaiting a jump scare. Soap was being shameless with his noises of pleasure, but he wasn’t being too loud, so you didn’t mind too much.

“Holy hell,” you heard the man mutter. Glancing up, the sight of him was… certainly something. His face was flushed, eyes trained on your movements and holding maybe something more than just lust. Part of that might have been fear, but who knew. Whatever it was, neither of you would linger on that for now. You could feel his cock twitch against your tongue and took him deeper.

Soap replied to the sensation with a strained moan that he wasn’t sure he’d ever heard from himself before. You continued, and he lost himself in the pleasure, only speaking coherently again to warn you that he was nearing his climax. You pulled your mouth off of him and replaced the stimulation with your hand, stroking the length of his arousal while licking and prodding at the tip with your tongue.

“Go ahead,” you assured him, and you didn’t need to tell him twice. You wrapped your lips around the head of his length again simply to avoid having to clean up a mess, and let his release spill onto your tongue. You continued stroking him through his climax, albeit a bit slower, and pulled away when he was spent. You stepped slightly to the side to grab an empty water bottle that you had finished around an hour ago at this point. Not too keen on swallowing, you spit out the man’s essence and promptly tossed the bottle into a bin in the far corner of your platform.

“That’s a first on my job,” you commented mostly to yourself, though elicited a small chuckle from Soap.

“Wouldn’t hav’ expected it ‘t be a second or third,” he replied with a laugh, doing up his pants. “Thank you, by th’ way. I didn’ expect that.”

“D’you want my number?” He asked with a sly grin.

/// fin. <3

#john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap x reader #smut #ao3 writer #gender neutral reader #real post #i Said I was working #this was the work #not beta read #save me #i’m not good at tagging #idk yet

[numetalpuppygirl]

i'm goig to the shitty hometown mall does anybody want anythign

#real post #*char noises*

[rewritingcanon]

petition to put severus snape on euphoria for season 3

#serious post #real post #my fav euphoria girl in spirit #severus snape #hp #harry potter #marauders #marauders era #can i tag this marauders or will they come for me #idk #rewriting

[ragrfisk]

Rare serious post: I sometimes have dreams where I meet famous people and they’re mean to me, and I just wish my subconscious would give me a gosh darn break. I hate myself all day when I’m awake, I can’t handle Dream Graham McTavish calling me ugly.

Does this happen to other people?? Why are brains like this.

#real post #self loathing #mental health #sorry for being depressing #please tell me its not just me #why do brains do that #it could have been a good dream #what does it mean #weird dreams

[definitely-ellie]

Me, clutching my support Blåhaj:

THERE ANY BRI'ISH BITCHES WHO CAN ELP ME GET SOME FUCKIN WEED PLEASE

#weed #weed 2 #real post #serious #please

[very-not-emo]

#real post #hollow knight #hollow knight meme #shitposting #shitpost

[realposter19999]

this blog is dedicated exclusively to two things: exploring the absurdity of normalcy and wanting to fuck the bracken from lethal company

#lethal company #real post

[shayriara]

#Rooh

रूह से रूह मिले तो इश्क़ का सफर शुरू होता हैँ

जिस्म का क्या हैँ आज ज़वा तो कल बूढा होता हैँ..

Rooh se rooh mile to isq ka safar shuru hota hai

Jism ka kya hai aaj javaa to kl budha hota hai..

-Krishna sharma (कृष्णा शर्मा )

#hindi shayari #urdu lines #urdu poetry #urdupoetry #urdu literature #two line shayri #sad shayri #sad shayari #heartbrokenshayri #hindi lines #hindi urdu shayari #real poetry #real shayari #urdu stuff #real female poet #female poet #original female poet #real post #original post #spilled poetry #heart touching shayri #urduadab #real poet #most reality #real shayri #original lines #original writing #original poetry #female writers #real female words

[brielarsonreplyguy]

before anything i am an adonis enstars mega super fan

#real post #enstars #adonis is my babygirl #adonis otogari

[nd-poite]

Why do I create?

Sometimes it’s because I have a muse, someone’s who deeply inspired me and I want to convey the way they’ve touched my life — I want to commemorate them and make it timeless

And sometimes it’s just because I have this idea, that has to exist in my reality. I have to bring it to fruition so if not everyone than at least I can see it, touch it, feel it, beyond my minds eye. I create so it exists.

#blurbs #just thinkin #creative #why do i try #real post #real talk #artists on tumblr