#robo-week

[thirsty-lakedream]

Robo-week: In the Closet

When the bar he frequents hired a hot new bartender, Markus found himself going out nightly even more. He would sit at the end of the bar, passing glances at the right muscles of the new hunk behind the bar as he shook drinks. His name, at least the one of his nametag, was Francisco. Eventually, Markus built up the courage to strike up a conversation with the man. He wasn’t expecting much, but was surprised to leave that night with a date.

Francisco, or Frankie as he let Markus call him once they got to know each other, was the perfect guy. They went to dinner at Markus’ favorite restaurant, which turned out to be Frankie’s as well. After they walked around their coincidental shared favorite park and shared an cute ream at a popular dessert place. It was perfect, Markus thought. A little too perfect. It may have just been his paranoia or his doubts from his years of bad luck dating, but Frankie was practically his dream guy. Frankie would casually bring up Markus’ favorite things or happily agree with what Markus felt. The coincidences kept coming throughout the night, it was almost like the new bartender was made just for him. He quickly dropped the weird thought though when Frankie invited him to his place for ‘late night drinks.’

When they arrived Frankie didn’t offer him a drink, instead leading Markus straight into his bedroom. The sec was great, there was no doubt, but Markus couldn’t help but notice more weird things. The apartment, though should be lived in, had very little furniture and seemed artificially homey. And he didn’t take notice because he was focused on the date, but now he realized Frankie moved strangely? It wasn’t too obvious, but Markus started to notice the subtle way Frankie’s body would subtly shutter or jolt as he moved. Be especially noticed when he was being rammed from behind. Though the guys 10 inches felt amazing in his tight ass, it was like Markus was using a vibrating dildo instead of a partner. After his date came, sending streaks into his ass and in the air,they recharged by cuddling. Wrapped in his tight arms, the irregular movements of his date were even more evident, and worse than before.

“Tha-at was great you are so ti-i-iggt.” Frankie said in his deep sexy voice, albeit broken and weird.

Markus tried to break out of his hold, but found them too heavy. “Are you okay Frankie, you’ve been acting weird.”

“I’m fi-i-ne. Just need to re—s—t…“ His voice changed pitch robotically until it finally came to a whining halt. All emotion from his face was wiped to a monotone, dead-like stare. His arms fell limp to his side and any semblance of life had faded. Markus was too shocked to speak, but jumped when he heard a feminine squeak from Frankie’s closet.

Slowly, Markus hid his erect member back into his underwear and cautiously made it to the closet. As he opened, he was shocked to see a familiar woman sitting cross legged on the ground. In front of her was a laptop, flashing all kinds of error messages. In her hands was some type of RC remote controller and she was wearing some form of intricate headset/visor. Was she controlling Frankie, like some kind of puppet?

Her face paled as she locked eyes with Markus. Confusion filled Markus as he realized he recognized the mysterious woman. She was his childhood friend, “Franny!?”

#robo-week #robot #android #male asfr #puppet #deception

[39oa]

dallasstars Happy Robobblehead Night 😬

#jason robertson #dallas stars #stars #* #having.................... A week. #let me just live in this world of robo squinchy face for a second or two

[starscelly]

big roope-robo-miro celly

chi@dal 12.29.23

#ROOPE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ROBO AND THEN REACHING TO CARESS MIRO'S FACE #LIKE IF YOU AGREE... #IM GONNA THROW. UP #also SOOO foul bc this footage is from the jan 6th broadcast #they waited a whole ass week to add this footage as b roll #foul!!!!!!!!! #i love them... they....... #roope hintz #jason robertson #miro heiskanen #dallas stars #stars lb #cel gifs #424 #2124 #... #42124???

[rats-hyperfixation-corner]

91 of roboposting

#it's 9:30 i just got back from a week in San Antonio i wanna go to bed #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #shitpost #ggst #robo ky #roboposting #robo ky for strive

[fr00t-snacc]

This is definitely my favorite piece for Mammon Week-

He just loves his Fizz Twins so much!

#mammon #helluva boss mammon #helluva mammon #mammon helluva boss #mammon fanart #mammon art #hb mammon #my art #artists on tumblr #digitalart #procreate #fanart #mammon week #mammon week 2024 #helluva boss #robo fizz #robot fizzarolli #robo fizzarolli #clowncore #clown aesthetic #clown art #clownblr #hellaverse #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss art #helluva boss fandom

[iliektehhaxs]

I’m expanding the Baker! AU with our very own god of fire: Liu Kang!

Anyone in the restaurant business knows of him; A mysterious benefactor that acts like a shareholder for a majority of restaurants in the area, a man shrouded in mystery. The Michelin Star holder whose culinary skills earned him the moniker “The God of Fire”, as anyone who has seen him behind a stove swears that he commands the very flames he uses to cook.

Nowadays though, Liu Kang would much rather be called by his name.

Formerly the owner of the very popular Wu-Shi restaurant, the “God of Fire” now spends his time perusing new establishments, enjoying life and even lending a helping hand to those he finds a cut above the rest. This happens to include the multitude of bakeries and restaurants that our favorite characters work at.

Speaking of his restaurant, he has since passed down ownership to his faithful partner Geras, a man whose background is even less known than Liu Kang. However, this is only a temporary assignment; He currently trains two men, Raiden and Kung Lao as his apparentices to take over the store when they become ready.

Raiden has skill but is far too humble for his own good, while Kung Lao is also a great chef, but maybe a bit too cocky. Both still have many years until they master their craft but that spark of greatness is still there, and it is his responsibility to turn that spark into a wildfire.

Bi-Han doesn’t trust him for some reason, and Sindel has her own misgivings about him but he’s done nothing to arouse suspicion. Not a lot is known about him, or his ever faithful partner Geras, and no one knows why he does what he does, but they’re both nice enough.

Dude just likes some good food, and if he can make a living giving up and coming eateries a chance, then that’s a life he can live happily.

You stroll to the Lin-Kuei bakery expecting to be greeted by either of it’s brothers but instead you’re greeted with a sign at the door.

Closed? You check your phone and it’s only 3pm, two hours earlier than the store is supposed to close. You peek into the window and see all three of them talking to someone inside, fully aware that you’re being more than a bit nosey at the moment. When you decide it’s time to leave the mysterious strangers turns around and catches your eyes, frozen on the spot as he smiles and waves at you through the window.

There’s a short conversation before Kuai Liang walks up to the door and greets you. “Hello there, I’m sorry for the inconvenience—“

“No no no! You’re busy, I see that—“ you stammer, one foot backwards. “I can come back later—“

“Nonsense,” the stranger says, walking behind Kuai Liang. “I would not interfere with your business, please, come inside.”

You look at the man carefully, curious as to who he is. His hair runs down to his back, a sort of wisened look to him as he speaks. You can immediately tell that he’s not an employee or a customer by the way Kuai Liang immediately steps aside, and on further inspection you can see Bi-Han’s stern look from behind the counter.

“Oh, thank you but I don’t want to intrude—“

“Do not worry, I was already finishing up,” he smiles, then nods towards Bi-Han. A long sigh escapes the elder brother before he nods.

“Fine, I will consider a collaboration. We can discuss details later.”

“Excellent. If you need me, you know where to find me,” he says before looking at you again. “And I apologize for ruining your eating experience.”

You shake your head. “Trust me, you didn’t. I would’ve gone somewhere else to eat.”

“And that would be a shame, wouldn’t it? I know I would be upset if my favorite customer had to leave early.”

Smoke visibly blushes, while Kuai Liang becomes bashful and while it’s tough to discern, even Bi-Han turns his head out of embarrassment.

“Favorite customer?” You ask, almost confused.

The man laughs softly and shakes his head. “I would assume so, they mentioned you by name in this months newest reports.”

Bi-Han grumbles at that. “Do not speak of our private affairs as if we are not here.”

“Ah, it seems I cross a line, my mistake,” he says, and then extends his hand to you. “My name is Liu Kang, it is a pleasure to meet you.”

Still shocked at his words you grab his hand almost in a daze. You tell him your name and he repeats it back to you, making his way out of the bakery.

“I should hope to see you again, I’m told you have quite the palate.”

#robo writes #mortal kombat 1 #liu kang #TUMBLR INITIALLY DELETED THIS AND THEN I CHECK MY DRAFTS AND SOMEHOW IT WAS THERE???????? #DESPITE THE FACT I CHECKED IT ALL WEEK AND IT WAS GONE???? #baker au #liu kang x reader

[ut-poppy-askblog]

"YOU JUST SKIPPED A BEAT. IT'S A NORMAL THING FOR TEENAGER HEARTS TO DO, I'M TOLD. GRANTED, YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART, BUT STILL, YOUR SOUL IS FINE."

Poppy goes for check-ups with Fling Ding every month or so to keep her SOUL monitored. Usually everything is fine, so most of the time they use the time to catch up. He often mentions he's grown a lot more busy since Poppy's procedure was a success, and talks about the other clients he's had over the years.

#undertale #undertale au #undertale oc #ot poppy #frisk #robo frisk #omega timeline #fling ding #gaster #week art #and added fun fact #poppy's wanted to meet the other people with souls like her #you know besides robo frisk #but she hasn't come across them #and some of them left the omega timeline too #so yeah

[valentronic]

Do you remember my face?

With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known.

#SO TMC VOLUME FOUR HUH #YEAH #have had this idea in mind since i realized they were all the same person the entire goddamn time #whadda hell #television man take me by the hand… #robo art #tmc intruder #tmc six #tmc stanley #do not think the intruder alert guy has a tag other than intruder/six lmao #sooo insane over volume 4 ok i’ll be thinking about this all week #also six had some RAW AS HELL quotes idc #lazy background time #the mandela catalogue

[moregraceful]

my queues ran out and i was at church all morning and will be there again this evening and will be at church tomorrow for like 12-13 hours and i just want to write fanfic and be stupid on the internet 😭 my life is so unendingly difficult i tell you what

#tk prompting that nick suzuki doesn't know he's hot fic and me realizing you know who else doesn't know he's hot i bet. jason robertson #pov you are a 16 year old barista at gong cha and the hottest men you have ever seen in your life walk in and ask what lychee is #they get drinks comped for being hot and tall #san jose gay men crawling out of the woodwork to hit it #like if it true what sierra says and an east coast 2 is a san jose 10 #if ur a 6'3 filipino man and a medium tall gosei like ur absolutely walking out of the boba shop in the background of someone's tiktok #video and going west coast asian viral for being the hottest men alive and it's a good 3 months before hockey tiktok catches on #man you guys i threatened to quit my other job like 10 times this week and everyone says i should do it #but i'm like. ok then i have NO jobs and i have to LOOK for a job so there's no gap on my resume!!! #but the other option is be mad as hell for as long as i work there!! and i don't even want to work there!! you know??? #but it's just...a malnourishing job i am not being fed in any way by it -_- #i feel like i'm being starved every time i walk in i feel like i'm having things taken away from me #UGH IDK #anyway what if nick suzuki experienced things while watching robo drink boba. what then #fresno oilers.txt

[thirsty-lakedream]

Robo-week: Gym Trash

You get home from work feeling exhausted from bussing tables and putting on a fake smile to ungrateful guests. Your pockets are filled with miscellaneous dollars and loose coins from the tips you were able to collect from the day. You drop it into the mason jar on your nightstand, nearly half-way filled with money by now. Still, it feels like an eternity before you’ll reach your goals. For the last year, everything you’ve made from your lousy waiter job barring your bills and other necessities had gone into my dream fund. What did you want to buy, you ask? A vacation? Maybe a new house or car? Well, in reality your hard earned wages were being put towards something more carnal.

Robotic companions had just been unveiled and slowly been rolled out a few years ago. Though they were initially designed to take on the jobs deemed too dangerous for humans, they have since progressed to be built for all kinds of specifications. From actors, sport players, and doctors. Some even were sold for commercial and personal use. The only problem was they typically cost an arm and a leg.

Staring at your savings, your dream felt fleeting. It is disheartening to give up on the goal, but seems nigh impossible. Even the simplest of bots are far from your grasp, with your desire for all kinds of robot additions pushing it further. The truth sinks deep into your chest, almost like a whining pain. You decided to distract yourself by taking a trip to the gym. Though you worry of your fatigue, at least you know you can find resolve there. Jake, one of the trainers there, had become one of your closest friends and always knew how to relieve your problems.

You make it to the gym, swiping yourself into the weight area. The ambient smell of musk and exercise slightly rouses you. If you ever make your dream a reality, you would definitely have to purchase the ‘realistic body secretions’ add on. You love the idea of your own sweat machine. As you walk around the various weight sets and machines you take note of all the trainers. You recognize none of them. All around, there are only new faces helping others in their physical journeys. One of them, a relatively ripped stud, struts over to you. Though you had never seen him before, he was wearing the gym’s employee nametag.

“Welcome back, ready for a workout?” He has a strange way of speaking, but you can’t put your finger why it is off. You look at him weirded out.

“Sorry, I’m looking for Jake, do you know where I could find him?”

The man stares off, like he was in the middle of translating what you said to him, before snapping back to reality. “I’m sorry, no one by that name works here. I will be here if you need a spotter.” He then walks passed you to another gym patron, asking that initial question.

You are confused and saddened by his words. What was going on here, and where was your friend? You decide to head to the information desk and demanded to know where Jake was. Behind the desk was a cheery woman. “Jake? Oh ‘Jake!’ Yeah, he is no longer here with us. We, uh, upgraded our training team.” You wanted to cry, you didn’t even get to say goodbye or exchange contact information. As much as it hurt to realize, you even admit you may have even had feelings deeper than friendship for Jake. The woman could evidently see the sadness on your face. “Look, I really shouldn’t tell anyone this, but I’ve seen you around and I know that you always requested Jake as a trainer. There is still a chance to find him out back in the alley. You may be surprised to find out he is not what he seemed. We have no use for him, but don’t tell my boss I told you okay?” In the alley? You don’t understand what she meant, but regardless decide to follow her direction.

Going behind the gym, you find a small divot in between the buildings. The way is shrouded in the shade, but you find your way to the gym’s dumpster. At least you assume it is theirs, as you get closer you can smell the dank yet erotic scent you were familiar with. Looking around, you don’t initially find anything amiss until you turn the corner and see him. You instantly recognize the handsome Asian man as your trainer and friend Jake. Though when you see him you immediately become worried as he is unmoving on the ground, even more surprising, there was an opening on the side of his forehead, but not like a wound. You run over to examine it and your realize it looks like a slot for some kind of card or memory drive.

You couldn’t believe this, Jake was a robot? Sure you had heard about models specialized for gym training, but none of the employees acted anything but human. Taking a peek into the gym dumpster, you found the rest of the gym trainers also discarded for their superior models in use. That likely means that the one stud was nothing but a machine as well. Most of the other gym boys seem in states of disrepair, yet with the exemption of the mission memory card, Jake looked completely fine. That’s when your heart started to flutter as a plan came to mind.

-

“Good morning babe! You just caught me, I’m about to go for a run, care to join me? You smile but shake your head. Since that fateful day your gym replaced their trainer-units, your life has become a dream.

You took home Jake and now he is all yours. You had to spend all your savings to buy a new memory drive and additional parts to bring him back to working order. He was practically a blank bot when you started him up. But with some coding wizardry, you were able to recreate the Jake you knew, with some new perks added. First of all, he now is in love with you, and will do anything to make you happy. Also he now loves to show off his body. With the income from his OnlyFans, you’re not in such a money rut as you once were. You would even be able to afford a brand new bot soon, but you would much rather invest in upgrading Jake or saving up in case of a technical malfunction.

As you stand looking out your balcony you see Jake turn the corner. His pectoral chest bouncing as he jogs down the street shirtless. He takes a reprieve to stretch his legs, though as a robot he doesn’t have to if not to tease you for what’s to come. It’s hard to imagine that his muscles are just synthetic flesh hiding an android. It’s almost erotic. You can’t wait until he comes back all hot and sweaty, and you’ll be able to savor it for the rest of the day.

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Thanks again to my friend @cutestabber for both the story idea, as well as the pics (both the art piece and the model for Jake!)

#robo-week #robot #android #male asfr

[italic-b0ld]

i have made smth...

#it been so long since ive been able to draw and make stuff without giving up when i see smth shinyer #also these are my ocs #i have acrewed many over the past 2 and a half weeks #tf2 #team fortress 2 #blu pyro #red pyro #oc: eino #oc: fiadh #my art #Youtube #also i was inspired by a sfm robo soldier and robo sniper in this format #lovely stuff man i love tf2

[39oa]

DAL@LAK Postgame: Jason Robertson (03.09.24)

(laughs) But uh, no. It's really neat that they can do that, and see the support of all the people here, and just... trying to do my thing, and be a good role model and enjoy the night.

#jason robertson #dallas stars #stars #* #seeking advice on how 2 overcome the horrors of life T__T thank u stars for not flopping spectacularly this week i needed it... #also “one blemish; just can't let it keep bleeding into the game” was a very robo-esque response

[girlypopmags]

Day 4: death | sry if this is kinda messy & hard to read, perspective is wack af *-* uh slightly more gory version below (just energon coming from their wounds)

#digital art #procreate #maccadam #transformers #optimus prime #megatron #megop week 2023 #lyssa’s art #megop #robo gore #robots

[robokyloveposting]

!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!<3

#robo-ky #robo ky #guilty gear #sorry i was inactive! this last week has been crazy hectic #i'm back!

[robo-cryptid]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cole Cassidy/Hanzo Shimada Characters: Hanzo Shimada, Cole Cassidy (Overwatch) Additional Tags: Yeehan Week 2023, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Humor, Masturbation, Dildos, Anal Sex, Sexual Fantasy Series: Part 1 of Yeehan Week 2023 Summary:

A rational man would focus on the mission and ignore distractions altogether. Barring that possibility, a person with better taste might look at the available men at the Watchpoint and choose… anyone but Cole Cassidy, really.

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Written for Day 1 of Yeehan Week 2023 for the prompt "self-care."

#yeehan #yeehan week 2023 #cole cassidy #hanzo shimada #overwatch fanfiction #robo writing

[whitelikeroses]

Ship of the Week!

Gonna start posting these here too because why the hell not. I love to scream with joy about my ships. Starting off strong with one of my favorites (actually they're all my favorites), Blacksmith's Familiar! Which is my name for the ship comprised of Blake/Yang/Penny (I named it for the fact that the ship name for Yang/Penny is Blacksmith) Now let's get into it!

These three are, as I so affectionately refer to them, my 'THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SO FLUFFY THEY DESERVED TO BE FLUFFY' OT3. I mean, notice how in the pictures above, Yang lets Penny pick her up, and Penny lets Blake lift her when she hugs them! Anyway Combat Kitty happens to also be one of my favorite rarepairs. One of my favorite things to talk about regarding it is how Blake must know how Penny felt in the early volumes, being different but being able to pass being both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because they can blend in, they aren't targets. A curse because they can't be authentically them. And then you have Yang. Yang who has never been anything BUT authentically herself. Yang who doesn't care that Blake's a Faunus or that Penny's a robot. Because they're still them! And she loves them! And they should be able to love themselves too! Yang Xiao Long who goes out of her way to remind them that not only are they wonderful for everything that they are, but she'd never want them any other way. I hc that Yang runs warm, and thus she appreciates that Penny is cool to the touch. Her favorite times are when Penny and Blake are leaning into her on either side, snuggling into her while she wraps one arm around Penny and uses the other hand to gently pet Blake's ears. Think of the affection in her eyes as she gazes at each of them. Yang's always worn her heart on her sleeve, and that means Penny and Blake are never left in the dark about how she feels about them. This is great for Blake, because she never has to worry about empty promises from Yang. She means and does what she says. It's also great for Penny, who has always struggled with the nuance of interacting with people, and struggles when people either don't say what they mean, or worse, suddenly change their behaviors. Penny's bluntness and slight inability to lie also helps. It helps Blake for the same reason Yang's earnest nature does, and it helps Yang because of her issues with people leaving her, lying to her, and in Raven's case, even trying to manipulate her (I hope I'm making sense). I am so delusional about these three I stg. They would be SO obnoxiously in love that Weiss would have to take to wearing earmuffs in their vicinity to ignore the stream of loving words, and a blindfold to ignore the sweet gestures they'd constantly exchange. Like They're so adorable I could DIE Anyway, Thank you for reading! I have been delusiona- I mean Apex and this has been a Ship of the Week post! See y'all next week!

#rwby rarepairs #rwby ramblings #rwby #blake x yang x penny #blacksmith's familiar #robo bees #combat kitty #blacksmith #ship of the week #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #penny polendina