WTH House. This is the most bizarre conversion I've ever seen. It's a 1910 former school that was later used as a Levi jeans factory in the 60s. The current owners turned it into a home in New Market, Alabama. 6bds, 4ba, $915K. You gotta see this one.
The entry hall still looks like a long school house layout.
And, this is the sitting room
Pay special attention to the fireplaces. The firebox on this one looks like the entrance to another dimension. Where did they get such fancy carved mantels?
The dining room. With the checkered floors, it kind of gives Alice in Wonderland vibes.
Somebody had a vision when converting this house. Total elegance.
Look at the mural in the kitchen. It looks like they spent a lot of money on this conversion. The exhaust hood is so high and open. I wouldn't want to climb up there and reach inside for the filter.
The marble floors in this home. Here's another sitting room with niches for life size statues, stained glass windows, a tray ceiling painted with clouds and an ornately carved fireplace.
I've never seen fireplaces with high hearths and an opening in the middle like this.
Interesting bathroom. What is that tarnished bowl on the floor?
The halls are definitely long school halls.
This room is like an office.
Is that a fish tank in the fireplace? I don't understand the loose stones scattered on the floor.
Large marble shower with a vintage corner china cabinet.
Interesting bedroom setup.
Looks like the primary bedroom.
I thought that this was a guest house.
But, it's just one big room.
This is just weird.
Very large porch with Greek columns, and a path to a round patio with an elaborate fountain.
Statuary and murky water dot the property.
A lacy gazebo.
More statuary.
There's a lot of land- the lot is 5 acres.
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honestly I think Andrew is just weird. i think his brain just never shuts off, and he's always thinking bizarre thoughts. being off the meds gives him a filter, that's all. it's not like the medication created those weird thoughts for him, it just caused him to voice them. as neil and andrew spend more time alone together, he becomes more comfortable just speaking his thoughts out loud to neil. at first he was like "andrew wtf" but now he's just unphased. see:
andrew: do you think mermaid tails are a gradient or a direct cutoff
neil: what
andrew: at what point when you're eating a mermaid does it stop being sushi and become cannibalism
neil:
anyway andrew is just a little freak and i love him
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Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.
(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).
Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).
What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth.
To strangers.
In public.
The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”
And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve.
It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).
He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).
One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.
(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).
The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”
And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”
Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.
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Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?
Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.
Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?
Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.
Bruce: …
Damian: …
Bruce: Explain please.
Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.
Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?
Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.
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sorry i've been giving you only school au trauma. here's post story good feelings
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It really is so true that you never know what someone’s going through behind closed doors. I’ve made being gentle and kind my default bc I’ve had super put together friends disclose the most harrowing time of their lives to me and it’s like oh?? You were going through that???? I would’ve never guessed
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When the truck hit Kisaki I burst out laughing and you can't blame me
It was just like the bus scene from "Mean Girls"
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Steve injures his ankle in ninth grade and is forced to sit on the bleachers at P.E for 6 weeks. Here he meets Eddie "Sick Note for Life" Munson and the two of them become little gossipers about everyone in their grades.
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Pour one out for the homeschooled girlies . Lord knows we need it
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Whenever we've seen big school building conversions they've been very awkward, DIY, often ugly, so when I read that this 1923 school was turned into a mansion in Nevada, Iowa, I had to see it. OMG, it is a mansion! 4bds, 5.5ba, $1.750M. You have to see this one.
It has a lovely entrance hall.
This does not look like any of the school conversions we've seen. Isn't the ceiling interesting?
They even put in a fireplace. I can't get over that ceiling- I've never seen one like that.
Very nice kitchen. It's spacious and professionally done.
Cute everyday dining table with stools.
And, this is the formal dining room that seats 12.
It has a family room.
And, a lovely home office/library.
Spacious principle bedroom with a fireplace.
Plus a very nice en-suite.
One of the secondary bedrooms is cute. I like the decorative wall.
The home has 3 floors and this is the hallway and stairs.
Check this out- a hot tub.
A 2nd level hallway arranged as a sitting area.
This is interesting, the gym is still intact, but redone.
This could be rented out as a event venue b/c it has a full kitchen.
This looks like shop class.
The lot size is 3.25 acres.
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say it with me everybody: personal health is completely immaterial to morality, including mental health. leading a mentally unhealthy lifestyle (or what you perceive as a mentally unhealthy lifestyle) does not a bad person make. no one has to socialize, exercise, have healthy coping mechanisms, or lead (what you perceive as) a fulfilling life with fulfilling hobbies in the same way that no one has to go to the doctor to get a broken bone reset. both of those types of management of personal health are likely to be beneficial to the individual, but they are in no way moral requirements or debts owed to society. they do not actually say anything about a person's principles, personality, or actions towards others. additionally, people know themselves and their own situations better than you do. maybe a person judges that the physical and financial toll of going to the doctor outweigh the benefit of getting their bone reset, maybe a person just does not have the capacity to develop healthy coping mechanisms at this point in their life, and yes, maybe a person feels like they are totally fulfilled by "media based" hobbies alone and would feel no difference in their life if they picked up a loom. just like. let people be sick without accusing them of being representative of the lazy, degenerated state of modern society.
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Lift skirt for easy access 😉
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High School Cafeteria Functional for The Sims 2
I decided to transform this old conversion in a functional food stand. Your sims can buy high school food trays. You can find it in the Surfaces-Miscellaneous section of Buy Mode. Invisible plate required and included. 12 recolors for the lunch station and 9 recipes.
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