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metalotaku-da · 5 months

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Dick and wally were sitting at the wayne family dinner table with their joint families announcing their engagement. Just before desert their was a knock on the front door. Alfred went to tend to it. Nobody thought anything of it till Alfred came back to dinning room with a large meta with him and two scruffed young kids hanging from his hands.

"I believe you have a guest master dick, master wally." Alfred said looking at the red head with a bit of judgment.

"You." The large meta with a goatee and flaming seemingly flaming hair. Motioned to wally with one of the kids who protested. "Well shit you are all here." He looked around the table. "Good I only need to do this once then hopefully. Quit fucking with the time stream." He ignored the throat clearing of the butler and the half raised from the seat posture of most of the dinners guests. "I'm tired of cleaning up all these timeline collapses you speedsters cause. So here is the deal." He sat the protesting kids down in to wally's lap. By phasing through the table. "I'm going to pull all your kids who would cease to exist from the now failed timelines and drop them all in your laps. And I don't care how many it ends up being. You want to cause me problems. You're getting all of yours 10 fold." As he backed out of the table. He pointed an accusing finger at the speedsters. "Do not try me! Oh and By the way. Congratulations on your engagement." He gave a rough pat to alfreds back. "Thanks old man." And then he vanished from sight.

The bats stared at the speedsters. "Care to explain that?"

"Who was that guy?"

"OH my god I'm a dad!" Wally said in shock looking down at his two kids. Ignoring Barry arguing with half the bat clan.

"What are your names?" Dick said all smiles at the two little kids sitting in wallys lap.

"Jai"

"Iris"

#dc comics #danny phantom #dcxdp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dan phantom #is a pissed off stork delivering babies like a disney movie #alternate time lines become lost timelines and dan plays Noah's ark with the super kids.#part of parole #punishment for heroes #and atonement for dan wiping them all out in his lost timeline #clockwork thinks this is a great idea. he loves his lost timeline son #all the other heroes will too.#wait till barry screws the pooch and gets the tornado twins dumped on him as terrible twos.#dick x wally #writing prompt

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s0up1ta · 2 years

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disney wont give us human realm fluff? fine. *rolls up sleeves* ill do it myself.

#come get your food huntlow nation #you cant make me stop drawing them #the brainrot is unreal #screw disney #huntlow #toh hunter #toh willow #hunter noceda #willow park #toh fanart #toh s3 #the owl house #s0up1tart

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iwouldkickahorse · 7 months

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me before “why do people ship Mobius with Loki? Thats really weird”

me after a year of maturity “why is disney shipping Loki with Sylvie? Thats really weird, give me my gay men, screw disney”

#lokius #loki #loki laufeyson #loki series #loki season 2 #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #mobius m mobius #screw disney #I just want gay men #I just really want gay men #All I want is gay me #I want to skin disney executives #I just want the men to be gay

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liesmultixxx · 27 days

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Because you’re the two best friends

I’ve ever had

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marionette-j2x · 1 year

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✋ HALT! SPOILER DISTRACTION! ✋ Have a Willow- ❤️

(Also, avoid AND STOP POSTING SPOILERS!!!. I know it was prematurely showned on iTunes on another country but for God's sake! If u wanna go see it immediately then go. But don't post ANYTHING about them around soc med so carelessly without a second thought. Get ahold of yourselves and RESPECT Dana and her crew. Be responsible! Geez some people don't listen anymore when others say to stop posting them anyways- hayst... 🙄)