assortment of sentence starters
brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server. [part 1.]
change pronouns as needed.
“you kinda defend yourself by offending everyone else.”
“you are the last person here that i think anyone would attempt to murder.”
“it’s not gay if the penises don’t touch.”
“i’m gonna pass, i’m not really in the mood to be the victim of a hate crime tonight.”
“drowning kids in the bathtub is really funny.”
“congratulations, you’ve built a hill i’m willing to die on.”
“it was either a haunted house or black-out drinking for 48 hours.”
“was it homophobic or just correct?”
“i started crying at the thought of how the stars connect everything that ever was and ever will be.”
“what that mouth do except whine?”
“god is cruel, but she is creative.”
“we thought you were being haunted by that ghost we accidentally summoned.”
“piss your pants.”
“i have never had a plan go more array than trying to play webkinz and then getting blackmailed for 600 dollars.”
“get lobomatized challenge.”
“meth addicted children?”
“what in god’s good fucking name is fucking happening?”
“nothing related to god, i'm afraid, quite the opposite.”
“you’re young, you have so much more time to get worse.”
“the first step to a good redemption arc is feeling shame.”
“it’s one thing for that to happen, but then to have it on the news and forever be known as the guy who fucked a dolphin.”
“i want to stare at the open road and drown in it.”
“spaghetti? again?”
“this is why we don’t date the british.”
“it's that same feeling, but i know for a fact i did not commit murder.”
“are you proud that your children smell like piss?”
“get that dick, queen!”
“it’s so sad, but since i’m not them, it’s so funny.”
“did you eat him?”
“i hate that we had to ask you that.”
“i hate that i've lived my life in a way that you would have to ask if ate someone.”
21 notes
·
View notes