#she beat the shit outta everybody

[alumirp]

Angel of Death and her God

a story about a fem!law whose city was never destroyed. Her father found the cure for the amber lead syndrome and everything is okay. But instead of just being a doc like her dad,  it turns out she becomes a nun in the church where that one sister is also a nun. She stills knows a lot about medicine and helps the nuns with their health and also the kids in the school or in the church orphanage. She's living well and peacefully. Flevance is a rich island, her family is doing well and everything seems to be perfect. Until, of course, some pirates pop outta nowhere and attack the convent and kidnap some nuns bc ofc they do, they are pirates, right? So when the navy just doesn't even try to get them back, Law takes the matter in her own hands and goes to the sea on a stolen ship, ready to track the pirates and get the nuns back home safely. She goes island to island looking for them and collecting information about this crew and discovers that they are actually just a part of the Donquixote Crew, who's famous for selling slaves. Guessing what end those nuns can have if she's not fast enough, Law starts to target all of the members of the Donquixote she can find, searching for someone that can tell her where they took her friends. At some point she finds a group of them who are transporting something that seems important so she obviously has to steal. Is the ope ope no mi and she is fast to eat it; it is a powerful and very useful akuma no mi that she can use very well. The news about her spread quickly, it's not everyday that you see a nun with a big ass sword (dont ask me when she gets it) dismembering people while alive and targeting one of the most powerful crews in the seas. She gets the name of ‘Sister Death’ and since she has no crew or jolly roger, the navy think she's just a bounty hunter or just some crazy woman, so they actually don't pay attention to what she does and leave her alone. Some months later she found her way to the Grandline, heading to Sabaody, seeking the nuns in that one auction house. Its when she stumbles with him, the devil himself incarnates as a god in a man’s body, pirate king Monkey D Luffy, the man that can be her salvation just as much as he can be her danation.

#you know what it can be? a dilf luffy fanfiction hmmmmmm #i did write it all by myself and didn't used the traductor once #i normally do to check some words #but i did not this time. getting better yipe #im pround #anyways #one piece #lawlu #lulaw #one piece lulaw #one piece lawlu #law as a nun is stuck in my head since i saw that one post about law being raised catholic #i also suffer from intense cronic femlaw brainrot #is in my head 24/7 since it was made canon #thank you oda #fem law #the japanese call her sarada god knows why #shes a very violent nun honestly #she beat the shit outta everybody #luffy gets a goth catholic girlfriend #she just dont know that shes his girlfriend yet #the catholic guilt this girl is about to experience #law be like 'is it a sin to fuck a guy if his a god incanation?' in the google at 3 am #and the google be like 'girl what' #sanji would be so jealous its not even funny #sanji like: what do you mean luffy has a nun girlfriend???? nah is probably a lie or is just and old woman #and the theres law with the most pretty face in this world #sexy like hell itself #in a nun uniform #looking like she can kill you (she can)

[hp-hcs]

mattheo riddle if you beat the shit out of him in a fistfight <3 — mattheo riddle x gn! reader

Requests open

implied Slytherin (non-pureblood reader)

tws: violence… duh

OOC. LIKE AS OOC AS IS POSSIBLE. i am so sorry for whatever this is 💀 i’m like, borderline delirious kind of sick, so that’s my excuse ig 😌

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homeboy is not doing fine

his bruised ego 😔

he’d been teasing you for years with his group of lackeys, and you just snapped

he made a comment that went too far about your blood status, talking shit about your family

you just dropped your shit, spun around, and decked that mf

obviously he wasn’t fuckin expecting that, so he just kinda froze like 👊💥😳🧍‍♂️

he has no idea what to do

((he’s also just a little bit turned on bc manwhore duh))

everybody in the hallway freezes too like,

“you dumb bitch the fuck are you doing??”

his friends are jeering, and he just kind of shakes his head like a goddamn etch-a-sketch and like, gently shoves you back by your shoulders (cause you cute bae 🩷 he don’t wanna ruin that pretty face of urs <3)

you, on the other hand, are just ready to FUCK someone UP

and if that someone turns out to be the dark lord’s son, c’est la vie

he makes one more lame attempt at a scathing comment and you just fucking TACKLE him

you’re on top of him (not like that you silly little sluts get your mind outta the gutter) in the middle of the hallway just beating the s h i t out of him

homeboy has no idea what to do lmfao

lowkey he’s falling in love just from your knuckles smashing his face in (masochist manwhore)

he def thinks it’s hot as fuck

one of the professors comes to separate yinz, (probably hooch, cause there ain’t no way she puts up with any shit) and has to fucking DRAG YOU OFF of him

he's got like, a broken nose, a busted lip, a probably-going-to-become-a-black eye, and yk, decimated ego

but he’s just looking at you with those fuckin PUPPY DOG eyes

🥺

congrats, he’s obsessed

he won’t shut up about you for the rest of the day, to his friends, his enemies, madam pomfrey when he’s in the hospital wing…

they're all like “ah. i see the mommy and daddy issues are making an appearance”

when you get out of detention and go back to the common room, he LEAPS off of the couch and over to you

you’re standing there with still-bloody knuckles and a try me, i dare you face

he apologizes profusely, like, to a kind of pathetic extent

you’re like “dude, you’re not pureblood either, dipshit”

he got called out 😔

you apologize for OvErReAcTiNg (you had to apologize as part of your detention & punishment lmfao) and getting ‘unnecessarily violent’

and cause manwhore he’s just like “oh no it’s fine that was hot”

y/n: 😶🤨🫠

he’s got a lil giggle ✨

literal heart eyes for you

so ur like “yeah i gotta mess with this guy even more”

you kiss his cheek and make his brain stop working

baby is bluescreening rn

he then ends up shadowing you for the rest of the week, following a half-step behind you wherever you go like a lil puppy

(i’m of the opinion that he’s just a slightly more violent golden retriever white boy)

((i’m not saying himbo but himbo))

walk him like a dog, sis

alexa, play lovefool by the cardigans

he’s ur bitch now, enjoy <3

#harry potter #hp #fuck jkr #hp x male reader #x male reader #gay #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x male reader #mattheoxreader #hp x gn reader #x gn reader #hp x nonbinary reader

[lacontroller1991]

Bull Ride (Rick Flag x F!Reader)

Main Master List || DC Master List

Warnings: SMUT 18+, language, dirty talk, sexual suggestions, drinking, innuendos, girl on top, unestablished relationship, unprotected sex (wrap it up folks), creampie, uncovered feelings, tipsy sex with consent

Inspired by a conversation with @a-reader-and-a-writer a long time ago.

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Rick looks over his shoulder for the ninth time in a row, his hands gripping his mug a little tighter each time as he watches you laugh in amusement, a smile never leaving your face as you watch man after man get tossed from the mechanical bull. Rick grumbles at the sight, swirling his beer around before downing it and making his way over to the crowd.

Tapping on the announcer's shoulder, Rick asks to be next as he catches your eyes from the arena, a perfect brow raised in question.

"Alright folks, our next contestant is Rick!" The crowd cheers around him but his ears tune out all the others, only focusing on the way you cheer his name. The man places a worn cowboy hat on Rick's parted hair before giving him a slap on the back. "Good luck." Rick nods as he hops over the barricade and straddles the mechanical bull. Gripping onto the handle with one hand, Rick holds onto the hat as the bull slowly begins to move. After picking up pace, Rick's body flows with each rough thrust of the bull. People around him cheering and screaming in support as Rick manages to stay on the bull longer than most of the previous riders.

You, on the other hand, can't help the way the blush slowly blooms under your skin as your eyes fixate on his posture and how it moves in tandem. And his hips. His damn hips. "Hot damn." A girl next to you mutters as she twirls a finger in her hair, her heated gaze watching Rick's body. You roll your eyes in annoyance as jealousy creeps in. It's not like he's yours. He's merely a friend, a coworker, but damn you wish he was yours. You take another sip of the drink in your hand as the bull starts to slow down.

"Alright, easy there cowboy. Don't wanna show up everybody now," the announcer jokes as the bull comes to a complete stop, allowing Rick to slip off with grace and make his way over to you, a shit eating grin on his face, but before he can make a comment, the girl from earlier steps in.

"Howdy cowboy. Wanna take me for a ride?" You have to resist the urge to kick her ass into the floor as Rick lightly places his hands on her arms and pushes her to the side, unveiling you.

"Enjoy the show?"

"Oh for sure. You were definitely entertaining," you comment, plucking the hat off his head and placing it on yours, a sudden surge of confidence flowing through you. "Though I'd like to see what else those hips could do, Colonel."

Rick chuckles, taking the drink out of your hand, the adrenaline from the ride and alcohol coursing through his veins and giving him the courage to flirt back. "Well darlin', that's if you can handle the ride."

"What makes you think I can't, Colonel?" Rick blushes as your manicured hand traces down his covered abdomen. "I don't think you could handle the rider."

Rick takes a step closer, walking into your touch and you can't deny the pure energy that flows between the contact. "Why don't we get outta here and find out?" Your previously hooded eyes shoot wide open as you take in the meaning of his words and for a second you can see the regret in Rick's eyes at the bold suggestion. "I mean, we don't actually have to. I was just flirtin'. Sorry if I made you uncomfortable." He mentally beats himself up as his eyes roam the room, finding interest in a random hole on the wall. He knows he shouldn't have said anything. He knows he should've stuck to just keeping things professional but a hand on his forearm stirs him from his thoughts as he looks down at you, sporting a soft smile.

"No, no." You're quick to reassure him. "I could go for a ride."

You and Rick kiss each other with a blind passion, teeth clanging against each other as he backs you and him through the door to his apartment. Falling onto the couch, Rick's hands fall to your hips and drag you on top, your legs straddling either side of his legs as his hands roam around your body.

Breaking away, the two of you pant as you hastily get undressed, dying to have full skin on skin contact. Slipping off his lap, you shove your pants and underwear off before yanking your shirt off, sitting naked on his couch as he shoves his pants down enough for his cock to spring out and slap against his stomach, precum leaking out of the tip. He immediately grabs his member and gives himself a couple of pumps as you reposition yourself over his lap.

"Are you sure about this, we can stop." You shake your head, pushing his hand away and grabbing his member, running the tip over your wet folds.

"1000%. You have no clue how many times I've thought of this." Rick smirks at your comment, his hands falling to your hips.

"Is that so? You think about this? About us?" You nod, jolting forward slightly when his tips nudges your clit. "How often?"

You don't know if now is the time to be admitting your feelings for the colonel, but judging by the way he's looking at you with hope in his lustful eyes. Might as well. "Every night."

Rick resists the urge to break out in a big grin and hop from his chair in excitement at your proclamation of attraction, after all, it means that he has a 99.9% chance that you would say yes to a date if he would ask and he likes those odds. Instead, he hangs his head and smiles softly, a perfect ash blond lock falling to his forehead and you immediately push it back, causing him to look up at you from his position. "How about we take this to the bed?"

"I think I'd like that." Rick nods his head before standing up and carrying you to his bedroom as your hands mess with his short cropped hair. It doesn't take long before he is laying you out on the bed and slotting himself between your legs, his large frame covering yours.

"Are you absolutely sure?" His normal hazel eyes now seem a dark brown in the dark of the night as he stares down at you, looking for any sign of hesitation.

Smirking, you wrap your legs around his waist and flip him over to where you situate yourself on top, breasts heaving with each breath causing Rick to drool. He always knew you like to be in charge, in fact it sometimes causes arguments between the two of you, but now? Rick doesn't think he minds you in control. "I did say I was gonna ride you, didn't I?"

Taking control of the situation, you grab ahold of his member before lining him up with your sex and slip him in as the both of you groan at the sensation. You had always fantasized about how Rick would feel buried in you, fantasized about how big he is, but in comparison to the real thing, your fantasies severely underestimated how it would actually feel. "Fuck darlin'. You're so tight."

Blush blooms underneath your cheeks as you hesitantly roll your hips, watching his face and gauging for a reaction. Much like on the field and in the office, Rick shows little to no expression at the movement of your hips. Normally you would pass off his stoic behavior as just him keeping to himself, but you really don't think now is the time for him to be silent. Stilling yourself, you place your hands on his chest, being very careful to avoid the angry scar down his left pec. "Y'know Rick, my job would be easier if you gave me some sort of clue as to how you feel."

Rick honestly didn't realize his stoic behavior. If he's being honest with himself, he's just trying to keep his cool and to not cum in you. If he did, he doesn't think he would be able to forgive himself for embarrassing him in front of you, especially during sex. Instead, Rick's large hands place themselves on your hips as he guides you along his member, sitting up and sliding deeper into you, the tip of his member hitting your cervix, causing you to gasp while Rick smirks. "Trust me darlin', I feel amazing." He captures your lips against his, your hips moving in tandem with each other as he slides in and out of you with ease. "Don't think I'll be able to last much longer with the way you rock those hips."

If you thought he already had a southern accent, the alcohol and the lust make it ten fold and if you didn't know who you were with, you would probably assume that you weren't with Rick. Still, his accent, his scent, the way he feels in you, the heat of his skin, and the way he holds you in his grasp has your orgasm approaching. Knotting your hands in his hair, you let mindless fingers pull at soft tufts as your pants get louder, spurring the colonel on. "That's it, darlin'. Use my cock to make you cum."

One more thrust is all you need before you're letting out broken moan into the night as your orgasm crashes over you, waves of pleasure radiating down from your head to your toes as Rick continues to thrust up into you with the sole intent of bringing his orgasm. Noticing how his hips start to falter, you grab his chin and turn it towards you, a different kind of ferocity in your eyes. "I want you to cum. I want you to cum in me, Rick. Make me yours."

"Fuck." Rick's eyes roll back in his head as he spurts his hot cum in you while you rock your hips against his to coax him through his orgasm. After a minute of collective breathing, he gently picks you off his lap and sets you down beside him on his bed as his hand finds yours. "I want to do that again."

"Right now?" You question with a giggle as he brings your had up to his mouth, pressing a gentle kiss to your knuckles that sends butterflies to your stomach.

"Well, I'll need a couple of minutes before round two, but I'm talking about permanently. Would you like to go on a date with me?"

Smiling, you roll onto your stomach and rest your chin on his chest. "I think I'd love to. But now," you drag a finger down his chest, twirling a strand of his happy trail between your fingers, sporting a grin that has Rick's cock twitching, "I wanna do that again."

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Author's Note: So this is the first full length Rick fic I've posted in a while but I hope you guys enjoy!!!!!!

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[majimasleftasscheek]

Have you played Yakuza 6 yet? If so ya got any kazumaji head canons based off the events of the game?

I absolutely love your ideas for them and I am beyond upset that Majima was barley in the game. Or even mentioned that much.

They did the boi dirty in this game, I swear.

*clenches my ass hard enough to shit diamonds*

oh I have OPINIONS about 6 I'll tell you that but it is good fodder for the kazumaji agenda 👀 I'mma be kinda rambly in this but I promise it all ties together kdjfjkldfkldf

so we all know Kiryu goes off to find Haruka and because I'm a big fan of dadjima, I can only imagine Kiryu lets him know while he's stuck in jail and Majima's just like WHAT

so Kiryu does a lot of self reflection but acting upon it is another matter. I can see Majima chastising him, saying she ran away cuz that's all Kiryu ever does (part of him is still pissy about him leaving in y3) and she's never had a healthy role model other than the king of hypocrisy. Kiryu would go on about how it's just to protect people yada yada but Majima would be like my guy, you left a bunch of kids in the care of your daughter who should not be parenting for you. you refuse any and all help because you think you can do it all on your own. you left me with Daigo who you said I wouldn't be babysitting AND YET—

I just want Majima to absolutely rail into him about how self serving he's acted despite better intentions. like of course Haruka ran away, look how much pressure she was under, what she went through in the idol bizz (maybe I'm a loser but I did not like Haruka's part in y5 that shit icked me), what you (Kiryu) do every time you feel like a burden to people. how naïve it was to think any part of Kiryu's past would leave him behind just because he wanted it to. how his lone wolf thing impedes on everybody else. how in 5 he literally says he needs to stop running from his past and he does it anyway. this game FRUSTRATES ME rrhrrhhrhrr KIRYU FRUSTRATES ME ACK. but also I have a thing for Majima just being angry at him, to actually lash out and spew all those feelings of being left behind or being refused to let help because Kiryu's stubborn. how he let himself be used all those years to help Kiryu out just because he asked and now once again Kiryu's off on his own, never changing his tune about how he doesn't wanna rely on people. Majima's not perfect either and frankly he communicates like shit too but I just want that RAGE to get out and explore how Kiryu would hear him but never listen. makes it all the more tragic when he finds out Kiryu "died."

*tho I must note, as much as it does irritate me, 6 makes sense entirely for Kiryu's character lol. nothing he does in it surprises me in the slightest so while I'm not a fan of the story, it's pretty fitting for him since he's the downfall of his own story half the time. and it's not so simple as just saying Kiryu's to blame. he's constantly forced to deal with shit just as much as he wants to be left alone. he struggles and he tries hard I'll give him that. I don't think he's a bad person for what he aimed to do in 6 but he's not infallible either. and sometimes it's just par for the course. like how he makes the compromise at the end of the game to disappear so his family can be at peace all the while in his history, he's had major problems doing what he's told - never truly disappearing anyway, going about whatever's gonna happen in gaiden. could you imagine if Haruka caught wind that some resting bitch face motherfucker is beating the shit outta armies somewhere? could you imagine her finding out that Kiryu left again?

honestly I think his character is really interesting cuz of this. he has good intentions and I feel like to him there's some expectation that people should understand this, that people should accept his choices. I think it's fun to explore how others react to that - how it's in a way offensive, that Kiryu thinks he knows what's best and how to handle it as if he has all the power and say. how pissed people feel about him shoving them away for the sake of their safety, etc. I don't think he'd listen to Majima tbh but I think it's important that someone unafraid of Kiryu's dumbassery would lay it out how it is to him in a way that cuts, more so than Haruka, Date or like Akiyama could.

ANYWAY, Majima's mad at him lol but can't really do anything atm due to the surrounding circumstances. I like to think he's got some of the Majima family watching out for Kiryu and Haruka if they happened to see them. Nishida at least cuz ain't no one gonna arrest a cutie patootie like him. it's not much but it's a little peace of mind. Majima knows Kiryu's reckless as all hell so he's worried and doubly annoyed that Kiryu doesn't care (about his own safety or that other people are concerned for him).

so since Majima has a fat 5 minutes in the whole game, there's not much to say about his involvement overall (other than oopsie stuck in jail) but I've had some thoughts about what all the jimas³ are doing in the meantime.

all the jimas are grouped together because I said so even tho realistically they'd prolly be separated lol. Daigo and Saejima are handling things well enough but Majima's bouncing off the walls in boredom and nothing irks him more than being stuck in one spot while Kiryu's out probably getting hit over the head with a stop sign and refusing medical attention. Daigo's losing his mind but he can agree Kiryu's bullheaded and talking about that keeps Majima distracted. Saejima does his part in trying to get Majima's mind off things now that they have all the time in the world to catch up on whatever.

time passes and I'm rewriting the part in 6 where they show up at the end cuz I live in a fantasy world.

Kiryu "dies" and suddenly the three of them are released early, no doubt knowing his death had something to do with it. Daigo gets Kiryu's letter and Majima makes some joke about Kiryu's literacy but a quick scan of the letter makes Daigo's face drop. he reads it and Majima doesn't think it's real. he doesn't know how to feel. even Saejima is in disbelief. but the letter is vague. it's conjecture written by Kiryu of his own death so there's a chance he's fine. Kiryu's fine, he's always fine. he's been shot and stabbed a million times, he's fine.

but it's not long till it's confirmed by Date. Daigo's skeptical cuz his inner punkass doesn't trust cops. Saejima's on the same page but Majima's in full denial whilst also believing it to be true. his reaction is immediate and violent. he wants something to be done, he wants revenge but Daigo wants to follow Kiryu's wish to avoid war. Majima's so outraged he frankly couldn't give less of a shit about Kiryu's wishes so it's up to Saejima to wrangle him back *insert a dramatic fight here.* Majima gets his ass beat and he's just a mess. things move fast though - the fate of the clan is up in the air and he just couldn't care. but Daigo needs him and for that he pulls it together, just barely.

fast forward to when the jimas go into hiding. they get set up in a lil safehouse via Nick Ogata. I like to see it as a basic bitch type of place, very out of the way, very ignorable but the inside is nice enough. they have to stay cooped up as much as possible and it drives Majima insane. he's fidgety, always pacing. Saejima tries to calm him down and it works for a time until Majima falls into another slump and repeats.

they took a few things with them that they could, mostly small stuff, some clothes and the like. Majima brought along a few of Kiryu's things, namely some pocket cars and a shirt. he wears it often, being very against washing it. Daigo's too stressed to notice but Saejima watches Majima just break down into someone he doesn't know. he's tired, closed off, guilt ridden. Saejima starts to think this is who Majima was after getting out of the Hole. a shell of a person taking blame for things out of his control. losing the will to care for himself as some sort of self imposed punishment for not doing more. seething in silence in the powerlessness.

his beard grows scraggly, his hair is unkept and the circles under his eye grows darker everyday. his behavior mimics his Sotenbori days where everything was for Saejima, all he could think about was Saejima, how he failed him, how if he tried hard enough he could see him again. it's not the case with Kiryu though. he didn't even get to see the body himself.

he's always on his phone reliving memories through photos and conversations. he freaks out when anyone touches the pocket cars and eventually the shirt gets worn out. he's spiraling while the others look on, unsure how to deal with someone whose entire personality revolves around having a fake one.

Saejima takes initiative. maybe he's seen Majima like this before or maybe he hasn't. doesn't matter because he gives Majima a bit of tough love, telling him to get a grip. telling him that Kiryu wouldn't want to see him like this and, under his breath, he needs him in better shape so they can beat the shit outta whoever was responsible. it's not easy of course. it takes Majima awhile to learn how to live again and frankly he doesn't want to talk about Kiryu but Saejima forces him to - to get comfortable with mentioning him, enjoying the memories they had. letting him know it's okay to be vulnerable. it's not a kind or pleasant recovery but it's there. it's helping.

and perhaps some time under supervision, he goes to see Haruka and meets Haruto for the first time. he tries to keep a strong façade for her but she can see right through him and gets one of those rare moments where he's just quiet. where he's real. she catches him up on things and it's a rough one for the both of them, especially since he has to keep the visit short. she doesn't bother asking him where he's going afterward but he promises to keep in touch and that he does. she sends him a lot of photos and videos of the family and he backseat-parents Yuta whenever possible. Haruka's never been a fan of always having Kiryu at arms length but this arrangement helps her deal with the long distance since there's effort on both ends to stay close.

Majima's not used to having others around to help him cope but he eases into it decently enough without the Tojo Clan on his shoulders. he even gets along better with Daigo who has time now to focus more on himself and the grunge within his soul. he's a silly lil dork and that charm reminds him of Kiryu but in a way that doesn't send him spiraling. he starts to see all reminders of Kiryu in a more hopeful light, one that brings back his energy. for most of their home confinement, Majima wouldn't even go out as Goromi since half his confidence came from Kiryu's support. but now and then, with Saejima and Daigo backing him, he can tiptoe a bit back into his fav dresses, ones that Kiryu gave him, ones that hurt to put on because of the baggage they carry. he doesn't even have his wigs anymore so he assembles what he can, how he can into something he knows Kiryu would have called pretty regardless. it stills hurts but it helps.

but, he'll always dip back into the pain of it all. missing intimacy and things taken for granted. he regrets his last words with Kiryu were criticisms knowing he's not perfect himself. maybe he's faced with realizations that he can't survive without certain people, that his attachment issues are brought to the forefront for everyone to see. it's ugly and embarrassing and for the first time in a long time he feels very seen. death's always been a reality for him and he's never cared much for it in regards to himself but losing someone so close, so suddenly? without closure or goodbyes? he's forced to deal with the frailty and mortality of someone he thought was invincible.

and it scares him.

#oughoghg messy messy messy #postLAD I imagine the mess is even worse and love it so much even if it makes me shit and cry and throw up #my hcs #kazumaji #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #saejima taiga #my art #dojima daigo #goromi

[chooh2]

(tagged by the always wonderful @breezypunk tysm 🙏 I had a ton of fun doing this!)

NIGHT CITY N54 INTERVIEW:

NAME? "Yeah I got one, preem-ass name too. Real nice ring to it, rolls off the tongue. Too bad you don't get the pleasure of knowin' it. You can call me V."

NICKNAMES? "Mi luna calls me Sunshine, that one's my favorite, she's my favorite~💕" (*1)

GENDER? "Lost to the wind, better off that way!"

STAR SIGN? "Gemini. Know those stars well enough, not so much the mystical shit behind 'em. Got a good choom who could lay out their meaning like the lines of her palm, though. Oughta ask her about it..."

HEIGHT? "I can reach the Scop Puffs in the pantry for ya if that's what you're askin'."

ORIENTATION? "Never been a picky eater~"

NATIONALITY? " 'Merican."

FAVORITE FRUIT? "Ooohoho, shit! Hang on! You ever eaten a real plum before? Juicy, sweet, but with a little bit of tang! Not super crunchy, but not too soft either! Swiped one outta some bigwig's fruit bowl once upon a gig and- wait, no, that one was plastic-"

FAVORITE SEASON? "Always liked Fall best, 'specially out on the open road. Way the air bites a little, almost smells cleaner. Can't beat Halloween either!"

FAVORITE FLOWER? "Oh! Those little solar powered guys that dance in the sun! Even got one of 'em sittin' on the dash of my ride!" (*2)

FAVORITE SCENT? "Y'know, doesn't matter how many times I wash it, jacket still smells the same. Smells like the good ol' days." (*3)

COFFEE OR TEA? "Coffee with sugar. Don't drink it much anymore though, get too jittery."

AVERAGE AMOUNT OF SLEEP? "Eh, three? Four maybe?" ...HOURS? MINUTES? "Maybe Four-and-a-Half?"

DOG OR CAT PERSON? "Dunno detectives, d'you really hafta ask?"

DREAM TRIP? "Already got my round trip to space, think I might be set for life! Hm... Road-trip northeast could be nice..."

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER? "Chewbacca, easy!"

NUMBER OF BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH? "Personally don't need more than one, but I keep a couple extras piled just for the cats."

RANDOM FACT? "Got a heart shaped birthmark on my ass, wanna see-" NO! "Re-lax! I'm just joshin' ya!"

(think a lot of people have done this already, but if you haven't this is your chance! i'm tagging you! right now! go and have fun with it!)

1: Speaking of nicknames, Mi luna (My moon) is referring to So Mi :)

2: Think most everybody knows what these are but!

V's got the sunflower one 100%

3: Y'know how sometimes when u wear other ppl's clothes (sweaters, shirts, etc) it sometimes smells a little like them? Got my own headcanon that the jacket they're always wearing used to belong to one of their parents, a memento of better days roaming with their family, something familiar and safe

#cyberpunk 2077 #nonbinary v #oc: Devan #has canonically almost eaten plastic display fruit before 🤦 #and yea im timelining this interview post sun ending #feel like n54 would only give a shit to interview v AFTER they become an afterlife legend yknow #and the little moon pin 🥺 had to edit it onto the picture in post tho maybe dont look too closely-

[specialagentlokitty]

Beckett x teen!reader - someone to trust

Sitting on the table, you swung your leg back and forth, eating the sandwich in your hand, looking at the few others who were standing around.

“Seriously you can’t expect us not to do anything.” One of the guys snapped.

“Have some respect when talking to them.” Another sneered.

“You’re telling us to just sit back when some assholes are out there trying to make a move in our territory!”

The men next to you stepped forward and you reached out, grabbing the back of the jacket he was wearing, pulling him back.

“Cool it J.”

He looked at you, huffing a little but sat next to you on the table.

“Well, what do you want to do boss?”

“Leave it for now.”

“They beat the crap outta Tyler!”

You looked at the guy standing in the corner of the room, a couple of bandages around his arms, and one on his face.

“He was on their terf, whether he knew it or not. You know the rules, as do they.”

“Come on we can easily overpower them.” Tyler said.

“Maybe so, but it ain’t worth the risk. These guys have a reputation, right now it isn’t worth the risk to any of us. Just stick to what we’re doing.”

You stuffed your hands into your pockets, and you walked over to the first guy who had spoke.

“Question me again and I’ll show you why I am the leader here, not you..” you whispered.

With that, you made your way towards the door.

J turned around and followed you outside into the street, along with a few others and you all began walking through the crowds of people.

“Is that really what you want to do? Leave it?” J asked.

“We don’t need that shit right now, we got a rat somewhere and maybe more than one.”

“You wanna smoke em out?” Sara asked.

You looked behind you, thinking for a moment before shaking your head.

“No. I wanna know what they’re doing and who they’re doing it for. You four are my first captains, I trust you, the others not so much.”

“So what do we do?” Tyler asked.

You sighed, standing at the crossing, watching as a few people shuffled away from you all.

“We wait.”

With that, you moved past someone, making your way across the road with J.

“Why did we park so far away anyway?” He asked.

“I wanted a change of scenery.”

He hummed a little bit, gesturing to a building next to him.

“Not cause you’re scoping out that place?”

“Ain’t anything wrong with it.”

“C’mon, no one is gonna sell a building like that to a kid.”

You smirked a little.

“They will for the right price and negotiation tactics.”

J chuckled a little nodding his head.

“I like the sound of that, when’s the opening?”

You reached into your jacket, pulling out your phone before putting it back in.

“Right now, let’s go, third floor.”

You jogged up the steps with him close behind.

Making your way to the third floor, you walked to the very end room, pushing the door open.

“Welcome!”

The woman turned around with a smile and it dropped when she saw you.

“I’m not interested in buying whatever it is you two are selling get out before I call the cops.”

You hummed a little, walking over to the large window.

“Everybody has a price, what’s yours?”

“I doubt you even have that money.”

“Maybe they didn’t make themselves clear, name your price.” J said lowly.

The woman looked at him, reaching the writing along the sleeve of his jacket.

“You’re just two thugs.”

You turned around, walking over to the desk you took some papers, standing behind J who stopped the seller from trying to get them back.

With your back against his you flicked through them.

“I’ll buy it.”

You handed the papers to J who tossed them on the desk, then you pulled out a cheque book, handing it over to J who handed it to her.

“Cash it first if you want, just a proof.” He said.

“Let me make a few calls, if all goes well I’ll sell it to you.”

She left the room and you sat on the desk, looking at your second in command.

“What’s this place for anyways?” He asked.

“Nothing wrong if that’s what you’re worried about, it’s just an apartment building. Gonna rent it out.”

He hummed a little, nodding his head.

“Didn’t realise we were landlords now.”

You laughed a little, shaking your head at him.

“Stable income, I have money sure, but at least this way we have some cover.”

“Thinking ahead, smart.”

J began to explore the room, and you sat there just watching him.

“Good news, the building is yours.”

The woman packed everything and left, and you begun plans to bring life back into the old building.

A few weeks later, sitting on the back of a bench, you looked at J who was giving directions to somebody nearby.

When he was done, he answered his phone, speaking for a moment before walking over to you.

“Guess who’s been summoned by the NYPD.”

“Not a chance.”

“You’re in shit now.” He smirked.

You scoffed, standing on the bench as you looked down at him.

“We’re not going in.”

“If that’s what you want.”

You jumped down, walking across the grass with him following him.

You went back to your hideout, laying yourself on some storage boxes.

“They’re going to keep calling.”

“Toss it, get a new one.”

J shrugged, leaving the room.

Sitting up, you stood up along the boxes, climbing up on them until you reached the top, and watched as J walked back in with Tyler.

“That place you got might be running behind schedule.” Tyler said.

You narrowed your eyes a little.

“Look at the news.”

He tossed you the TV remote you, and you turned on the TV.

“That would explain the calls.” J said.

Tyler looked at you and you waved your hand dismissively, so, he left the room.

“Man I just got the place too, that’s shit.”

“Wanna check it out.”

You grinned, jumping down from the boxes.

Walking outside, you climbed on to your motorcycle, and J climbed on his, both of you racing over to the newest investment you made.

Parking outside, you swung yourself off, looking at a few of the people nearby who quickly scurried away.

“Reckon building is seal off?” J asked.

“Yup.”

You walked up the stairs, hands stuffed into your pockets, making your way straight for the stairs to the third floor.

“Get outta here kid.”

You looked at the officer, walking over.

“Fresh out the academy huh?”

“No.”

J stood behind you, resting his arm in your shoulder.

“Definitely fresh outta the academy, look at that ridiculous haircut, that’s dumb as shit.”

“I’ll arrest you if you don’t move.”

“Try it, won’t last long.” J smirked.

You moved around him, ducking under J, looking around.

Grabbing a jacket, you pulled it on, rolling the sleeves up a little bit, and J distracted the officer while you walked away.

Looking around, you tried to find where the crime scene was.

“Hey, that’s my jacket.”

You turned around, putting your hands behind your back.

You immediately recognised him and knew it was your chance.

“I didn’t know sir, I was just cold is all.”

“You don’t have a jacket?” He asked.

You shook your head a little bit.

“Well uh.. I guess you can have it yeah. Here.”

He reached into his pockets of his blazer, pulling out his wallet, holding out some cash to you.

“Here, get yourself some food and a warm drink.”

You reached out to take it.

“Castle what the hell are you thinking?”

He stopped, turning to the woman who was holding J by the back of his jacket.

“They’re just cold Beckett.”

“Oh my god Castle, don’t you watch the news?” She snapped.

She tossed J at you and made a gestured for you to hand the jacket over, so you took it off and tossed it at her, watching as she caught it, shoving it to Castle.

“They’re teenagers?” He asked confused.

You leant against the wall.

“Why’re you here, this has nothing to do with delinquents.”

“It does if I own the building.” You said.

“You don’t own the building. No one in their right mind would sell to a kid.”

“Run it detective, you’ll find everything is according law.”

She sent an officer to go and check it out, and she gestured for you and J to stay put.

She blocked the exit as she stood speaking to someone else who glanced at the pair of you.

Turning around, she looked at you.

“Great news, you two are coming in for questioning let’s go you know the drill, hands on your head and turn around.”

You complied and so did J who gave you a confused look.

“Let it play..”

He nodded his head and you were both taken to the precinct and shoved into different interrogation rooms.

You rested your elbows on the table, staring directly at the mirror.

“Seriously that just a kid, and what’s with the jacket?” Castle asked.

Beckett held out a thick file to him.

“That’s just one of them, and that’s not even the background on this kid, we can’t get any. That’s just all the criminal investigations that they’ve been part of but never convicted due to lack of evidence.”

“NYS?” He asked.

“The New York Shadows, a gang of delinquents, string of crimes are endless, a few of them have been sent down aside from this one.”

Castle looked at Beckett.

“Why?”

“The shadow, (Y/N), we’re guessing around 16, dangerous, never leaves a trace, never caught, knows all the tricks to avoid any sort of detection. Can switch from calm to incredibly violent in a second.”

“No way they’re being a murder though.” Castle said.

“Only one way to find out, stay here.”

Beckett took your file back, and she walked into the room, throwing it on the table, dropping herself into the chair in front of you.

“Let’s talk.” She said

#castle #castle x reader #castle x you #castle imagine #Kate Beckett #Kate Beckett x reader #Kate Beckett x you #Kate Beckett imagine

[eyeheartboobiez]

𝗺𝗺𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿!𝗷𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗱 𝗵𝗰𝘀

𝘁𝘄: 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱

• regardless of how old he was, jason always found himself fighting for his life. whether it be on the streets as a kid or in the ring as an adult, he was always beating the shit outta someone

• when bruce first met him, he found the boy in a back alleyway fighting off several other boys much older than him and winning

• upon hearing that jason was practically orphaned, bruce took him in as his own and introduced him to an entirely new world of fighting (one that wouldn’t leave him with a future assault charge)

• from then on, bruce trained jason at his world famous Brawl, Attack, & Triumph Federation aka the B.A.T. Federation you see what i did there?

• as jason got older he went on to become one of the biggest mma fighters in the industry

• known for his ruthlessness and brutality in the ring, jason went on to adopt the name “red hood” because he always left his opponents faces covered in a red carnage

• majority of people knew better than to cross paths with the brute of a man

• fortunately, you didn’t fit into that majority

• he was at a bar with some friends and family currently celebrating his victory for the night. the win was so easy that jason had left the arena with only a few bruises and a cut on his left brow

• because he wasn’t much of a party person, the red hood found himself sitting alone at the bar nursing a cold beer

•he was just about to say goodbye to everybody and head home until you showed up

the cut on his brow line was starting to bleed again.

jason took his throbbing eyebrow as a sign that it was time to turn it for the night. searching the bar for his brother dick, who was doing extremely well in his own profession as a wrestler, he found the man talking for a group of fans who had recognized from tv.

before he could reach him, however, jason noticed the beautiful woman that was quickly approaching him.

“sorry to bother you but could you pretend to be my boyfriend real quick?” you hurriedly rushed out.

“wha-”

“trust me, i know how it sounds. it’s just that this creep keeps harassing me and i need to get him off my ass. please?” you turned to look over your to see the man in question who had been bothering you all night.

leaning up against jason, you put on the fakest smile you could muster. “see? told you. now you fuck off ‘cause i wasn’t joking when i said my boyfriend will beat the shit out of you.”

not wanting to cross any boundaries with you, jason simply placed his arm on the small of your back and protectively stepped closer to you.

“come on baby, anyone with eyes can see that you don’t even know this guy. i bet this jackass wouldn’t even know what to do with all that.” the harasser’s hand reached for your ass as the sly comment left his lips.

before he could even touch you, however, jason swiftly grabbed the stranger’s hand and twisted it into an uncomfortable position, making him cry out in pain. jason then violently grabbed the man’s collar and slammed him right against the bar.

“didn’t she tell you to fuck off already? you’d think that anyone will common sense would know better than to hit on someone next to their boyfriend.”

“listen man i-”

“shut up!” jason slammed him into the bar once more. “i don’t wanna hear another word come outta your mouth unless it’s an apology to my girl.”

hearing the handsome brute call you “his girl” sent shivers throughout your body, but you knew it wasn’t the time or place for any of that. you straightened your posture and crossed your arms in an attempt to compose yourself. “well?”

voice laced with attitude, the stranger reluctantly apologized to you, “sorry.”

the man was then roughly pushed away from the two of you, muttering curses under his breath as he walked off.

you let out a wavering breath. closing your eyes, you suddenly realized how bad everything could have gone if you were left to deal with him alone. jason’s eyes landed on you and his demeanor instantly softened. reaching for your forearm, he asked, “you okay?”

your eyes snapped open and met his. “yeah, yeah i’m good. jus’ tired of dealing with shit like this all the time.” your body relaxed and you placed your hand on his. “thanks by the way.”

“yeah, no problem. i’m just glad you weren’t some fan who recognized me.”

“recognize you? what, are you a celebrity or something?” the both of you physically relaxed as you naturally fell into conversation. the two of you casually leaned up against the bar counter and bounced questions off each other.

“no, just a fighter.”

“ohhh so you’re one of those.”

a chuckle left the red hood’s lips at your accusatory remark. “what do you mean, sweetheart?”

again, the endearing term sent shivers down your spine and you could've sworn you felt a second heartbeat. you promised yourself then and there that you’d have to meet this man again.

“you know, one of those tough, hardasses that genuinely enjoy getting beat up every week.”

“tough, yeah, but i dunno about hardass.” jason felt himself getting high just off your presence alone. the enticing feeling of wanting to know anything and everything about you overcame him.

“what’s your name anyways?”

“(y/n). you?”

“jason.”

• from then on things between the two of you just clicked instantly. you both quickly went from exchanging names to trading numbers

• you and jason like to joke how that night was your “fate date” because it felt like you both were destined to meet each other

• in all honesty, jason was scared that you’d be put off by his fighting lifestyle but it was the exact opposite

• jason’s mma career was a big part of your relationship because of how much you involved yourself

• from going on morning jogs with him to tagging along to his training sessions, you always made it clear how much you supported his achievements

• during his matches fans would always love you see you sitting in the sidelines cheering him on

• before he steps in the ring he always wants good luck kisses from you

• cut to people on tiktok making edits from clips of your relationship online

• and people on twitter retweeting pictures of you two and being like “when is it my turn bruh😭”

• speaking of the internet, half of jason’s social media consists of fighting reels and the other half is just dedicated to you

• it ranges from photos he took while you weren’t looking of you to whole essays as to why he appreciates everything about you

• anyways, after jason’s fights you always reward him with a kiss regardless if he wins or loses (although majority of the time he’s winning)

• during the press conferences after his matches you’re always found right by his side

• whether it be holding your hand or having you pressed into his side, jason finds comfort in being close to you after a fight because it calms his adrenaline

• one day you were both at a press meeting and a reporter decided to make a comment on your presence in jason’s life

cameras flashed all around as jason had his arm hung over the back of your chair. he had just won a match against roman sionis, popularly known in the ring as black mask, and the both of you were currently at a press debriefing to discuss his victory.

a reporter called out from the crowd, grabbing the mma champion's attention. “jason! we all know what a beast of a fighter you are, but how much of a strain does your career put on your relationship?”

“it doesn’t.” all eyes were on him as he spoke, “yeah, no (y/n) is beyond supportive of my career just like i am of hers and i genuinely can’t see myself being as good of a fighter i am today without her. as long as we’ve been together, i can honestly say that this is the woman i’d let ruin my life and i'm not just saying that because roman punched the shit outta me.” laughs erupted through the room at his faint joke.

“anyways i can tell you right now that imma have to wife her up soon.”

you playfully rolled your eyes, fighting off a smile at his playful comment.

turning his attention towards you, your bashfulness made a bright grin bloom on the fighter’s face. “i don’t know why you’re rolling your eyes pretty thing, it’s true.”

• it was in fact true and jason would end up proposing to you just a few months later (of course you said yes)

• after his press conferences, you and jason would go home together and spend your time doing more enjoyable things queue victory sex

#ﾉ彡☆ [read all about it] — my writing #i listened to a lot of pinkpantheress while writing this lmao #this is such a mess but i swear i was going somewhere with this #dc #jason todd #jason todd x reader #jason todd x fem!reader #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd headcanon #jason todd hcs #fighter!au #mma fighter!au #fanfiction

[mugzymiik]

HI IM MAKING A JSAB AU IM GONNA RAMBLE ABT IT HERE

i created it like yesterday but I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

so basically it's called "JSAB: Disloyalty AU" and i Think its gonna be really clear why its called that once i start explaining

ITS GOT A LOTTA CHANGES COMPARED TO THE ACTUAL GAME but thats why its an au shhhh/lh

ANYWAYS heres the au

SO BASICALLY the players are called Keepers of the Tree (or just Keepers). this one may change. and Cube is basically their dad. dilf/j I MEAN I MEAN I MEAN I MEAN WHAT

A N Y W A Y S

so the Keepers are called Square, Triangle, Pentagon and Circle (basic i know✌️😔i might come up with actual names for them sooner or later tho)

and here's the kicker.

CIRCLE IS BLIXER (aka The Boss™)

so basically UH OH Circle went rogue and decided to become evil and creates an infection using the Tree of Life, one that turns anything and everything pink

thankfully the Tree doesn't turn (yet <3 maybe), and Circle gets driven out BUT NOT BEFORE HE TURNS HIMSELF PINK!!!!!!

Circle is angy. he renames himself to Blixer, to disassociate himself from the other Keepers

everybody is sad asf for a while and a few years pass, Circle/Blixer shows up and goes "HEY BITCHES. time to pink the place lol" (that line is a /ref IF YOU KNOW WHAT ITS FROM ILY/P)

and so the Keepers (now just Square, Triangle and Pentagon) have to go and beat the shit outta their brother😢😢and Cube comes with bc ofc he does

yada yada yada. sometime while fighting an infected Triangle gets hit and gets infected themself and later becomes Barracuda

so Square and Pentagon gotta fight an infected Triangle (Barracuda), and they end up de-infecting him and thats how they realize HEY!! we can de-infect people holy shit

and so they meet Lycan, who falls into the pinksauce BC OF FUCKIN COURSE HE DOES. idiot/j (affectionate)

Square, Triangle and Pentagon fight Lycanthropy and then travel to a few places before they end up fighting Circle (and Cube gets infected like right before rhat whoopsie)

idk man. Circle may or may not die in the end

and this is all i got so far 😭

IDK IF THIS LINES UP WITH THE GAME I STILL GOTTA STUDY THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH BEFORE I MAKE THINGS OFFICIAL SOME OF THESE ARE JUST CONCEPTS I SWEAR

oh yeah and im debating making Lycanthropy's name Lycan Thropy/hj first name Lycan. last name Thropy. bc i think rhat would be funny as shit

(pronouns of all the chars mentioned:

Cube: he/they

Square: they/she

Triangle/Barracuda: any pronouns

Pentagon: they/them

Circle/Blixer: he/him

Lycanthropy: he/him)

#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab au #pls wtf else do i add here #uhhhhhh #cube is a dilf no i will not apologize for this #THEYRE ALL ADOPTED #who in their right mind would have a child with a goddamn fictional square #... #wait actually-/J/J/J

[taviokapudding]

This shouldn't come off controversial but given all of 2023 and the last 2 months I understand what I will say may piss off some but I gotta say it

Nijisanji shouldn't market their EN livers as idols when only very specific ones get to post covers and originals.

It actually pisses me off that Kyo Kaneko only got 1 original song outside of his debut (which was universally hated because the producer, disrector, or sound mixer chose to autotune the fuck outta everybody to a detriment) and the only other track is a bit of a joke with Enna. And tbh, if I can make a preemptive call, you can tell who is leaving next by how many songs and covers are out. Okay so hear me out.

As part of the audition process, not only are they not allowed to do other work but they can't be throwing their voice around (see Cyyu's audition experience) because of their status as contract workers; this is also why they didn't have to participate in any strikes last year on the technicality that all of them were under assumed yearly contracts that started before the strikes and would only get renewed after the strikes had ended.

But my issue with that, as someone who almost auditioned, is they prefer and encourage singers to join and almost everybody who's left immediately dropped (graduated or terminated) participated in something music related. Kyo releasing today's song as a goodbye when he won't be getting a cut after Feb fills me with r a g e as someone who knows how shit YouTube ad and view revenue + pay for songs can be.

And I cannot stress this enough, at the majority of live events, said livers do a shitton of covers, and that's fine & expected, but when you have the equivalent of a fucking choir in your ranks and the money to buy the rights to songs, why not give them more songs that can be monetized by both the liver & company? YouTube pays but not as much as a multi-platform release. Why are label based livers still doing indie level work with sometimes, having original tracks with worse than indie quality?

Now, Niji isn't the only company making this mistake to not utilize their whole choir consistently

*pauses to stare at VShojo & Holo for 5 seconds in a deeply tired and ○-○ face*

HOWEVER Niji is the only one who actively struggles to monetize their originals. After Tsunami dropped there was a several month period before it was put on Spotify + the producer for the track KIRA revealed he wasn't getting paid and opening donations within the same time span. That coincidence never sat right with me as a long time KIRA vocaloid producer fan- but it makes me wonder how many original songs have been scrapped because of management. Are livers doing mostly covers & not using 3D at live events last minute because somebody isn't getting paid? Because that's what it feels like. Iluna aren't bad singers- the sound mixer probably wasn't paid & said "fuck it" when it came to their debut song's autotuning due to management- let's be real about it.

So yeah in conclusion, stream Distant, because unless she gets the opportunity to say otherwise- I fear and genuinely don't believe Finana or any of the remaining livers are making/made enough money back from their original songs. I hope Kyo gets something, even if it's scraps, because it's unclear if original songs fall under voice pack sales. It will actually devastate me if he isn't paid at all since it's not a full month of streaming.

And hopefully all this public pressure makes investors ask the real questions because I cannot tolerate it anymore. I feel like I'm the only one voicing it right now but this isn't the first time the fans and the general public have wondered why AnyColor Inc doesn't fully commit to the idol shit for Niji EN. Let the livers sing, guarantee they're at least getting 40-50%, and pay all collaborators who participate in original tracks.

Okay I'ma shut up now- no more beating the hurting horse's owner for abuse from me until further notice,

#mun post #nijisanji #anycolor #kurocolor inc #black company #vtubing #pay your fucking workers #workers solidarity #Youtube

[marcholasmoth]

OSRR: 3377

last night i did in fact cuddle with joel. i cuddled with him all night. i know this because i was also awake all night. i got bouts of maybe five minutes at a time. but most of the time i simply couldn't breathe. but he was high and it made me happy so i went with it until i had to get up and he reached after me 🥺

once i leave bed he gets cold. he wanted my warmth back. i also imagine he simply wanted to cuddle me more. i love him so much. he's a cuddle bug when i'm back after being apart from him for a while. yes, when that happens i don't sleep much, but i enjoy being cuddled by him. he is gentle and i love him so much and i am more than happy to be cuddled and uncomfortable to be close to him. i'm just glad that he can sleep.

i know he doesn't sleep well, and his sleep isn't good because of his restlessness, the insomnia, and his back pain. so when i get up i try to make sure i don't wake him. also, when i get into bed after he's asleep, its the same thing. and when he decides in the middle of the night he needs to be warm, i deal with it as best i can to extricate myself from it or simply get comfortable. i don't sleep much because the balance i need of temperature, fresh air, and specific spots of comfort is difficult to achieve. it's a problem. hopefully a new mattress will help.

anyway.

today was great! but we basically were weathermen as we sent out notification after notification after notification about a storm in europe along the english channel. bunch of warnings, bunch of health and wellness checks, bunch of emails back and forth, and a high-level briefing.

my coworkers were so happy to have me back.

😂

because i'm the resident grammarian of the gsoc, having me out for any period of time is difficult for the quality of write-ups that go out. so my return meant that everybody was better off, even when i left the room to go bake cookies. i made some cookies in the toaster oven to have some fresh ones for tom. he enjoyed them. i ate most of them. i also enjoyed them. freshly baked cookies? that's my shit, dude. fuckin love that.

anyway, cookies and write-ups aside, i was so happy to be back at work today. the four of us did typing tests to see who types the fastest, and i proved twice why i'm the one who takes notes in meetings. i beat the next person by an additional 50%. there's 30, 45, 50, and then. 75. at least. like shit. okay. if i do other ones that number should go up to about 100 or so if we don't count accuracy. i can type notes lightning fast with about 80-90% accuracy, and even if some of it is fucked up, i can still read what it says and correct it to have properly written for later distribution.

(thanks mom! i got that from you.)

anyway, that's all funny to me.

after work, i met kristen for dinner at olive garden! i REALLY needed some good carbs and im happy that i was not vegetable-d out after eating a pack of tomatoes today. (i started eating them at like 7:30 this morning which confused the shit outta me.) but it was all good, and i ate enough and was happy with it all.

it was also really nice to see kristen again after having not seen her for a few weeks because i've been sick. she's the sweetest.

after dinner, i went over to walmart for a few things, most of which i found. i got tissues and blister because my nose and lips are chapped from the sinus infection, and i got myself a new purse and a new wallet for the fall season. i got a triangle bag that's leather which is brown and is WICKED cool, and a burgundy wallet that fits EVERYTHING and i even have a pocket for my gift cards! it's amazing and it fits SO MUCH. i quite enjoy it.

and once again, anyway, i now find myself in bed, desperate to sleep. i hope i can sleep well.

#molly rambles #operation srr #osrr #3000s #3300s #sunshine boy

[fishareglorious]

Do you think Ningguang hoards tcg character cards of Beidou? Is this why we’re only getting her next patch?

The girls are going to fight!!!!

They’re so damn funny

Alrighty-o! Let’s beat other people in this game.

WHAT

THE CHILD??????

I mean... whatever floats his boat I suppose? His dad ain’t ever coming back anyhow.

He’s a final boss. Good god Timmie is the final boss of genius invocation tcg.

Is Blanche a sore loser too or she just realized she’s supposed to man her shop instead of duking it out with me

Wagner??

CHEF MAO????????????!!?!!? AS IN XIANGLING’S DAD??????

Out of everybody this dude really surprised the fuck outta me with him showing up.

Oh wait what

Oh. OOOHHHHH so that’s what the letter does.

I’m seeing Ganyu. No one will stop me.

I need to see my girl the game has been having Ganyu content drought

I’m thinking she took a page of Shenhe’s book and went on an olympic sprint here the moment she got the letter. Yuehai Pavilion going wtf????????? as they watch Ganyu hop into the rooftops and take off at the speed of light to Mondstadt

Ignore the fact she’s down.

Ganqing crumbs in my card game?????

No shit Ganyu you keep pulling out action cards and just took out a five-star bow I am not underestimating you

I GOT HER CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll see you next Lantern Rite miss Ganyu

#genshin impact #playing genshin #genius invocation tcg is a mouthful damn #i wonder who im going to send a letter to next #hmm.... maybe ning? or perhaps keqing if she's around #sucrose #fischl #traveler #paimon #kaeya #ganyu

[yakketymax]

Tell me your funnest Barbie facts I want to know more about my beautiful muppet daughter

BARBIE MY PRECIOUS PRETTY LITTLE BABY PRINCESS...

Barbie Lettie is known as The Dolly by the video game until you rescue her and bring her back to the hub area where Eugene(?) is always waiting.

The Dolly, sweetheart sweetie sweet Barbie Lettie, can be found out at the "playground" (you are still in the building) and she is so... normal. She's so normal, just straight up. She greets you herself when you enter her wing of the school, grabs your hand and starts to pull and tug on you as she skips towards where she was playing dolls near the swing set. You have the (nonnegotiable) option of playing dolls with her and it takes maybe two dialogue options (where no matter what you do, you're wrong because you're not doing what she wants you to do in her head) to piss her off and call you stupid and bad at playing dolls. She screams and blasts you back to the beginning of the stage, turning it into a proper level as the playground collapses and falls into your way and her various dolls, having come to life, are on their way to hold you down and beat the ever living shit outta you if Dolly doesn't do it first.

The Script, knowing exactly what you're doing and wanting you out before you mess with anything more than you already have, has turned this adorable playful little darling who has to learn to and tries to work with people so everybody can have fun into a monster of a bedazzled BRAT who throws the biggest hissy fit if she doesn't get what SHE wants.

#asks #The Dolly (Barbie Lettie) #The Script (Teacher's Pet) #Teacher's Pet (video game)

[grigori77]

Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 35

Oh dear ... Sam, please have mercy upon us. This robot skit is BAD. But in a good way ... wait ... Marisha is beat boxing? Really? And now they've BROKEN TRAVIS ... Marisha: "You suck Adverbot!!" Yes. Yes he does ...

Meanwhile, does this mean Sam's gonna be GOLD for the rest of the episode? Like that time he did that Blue Man Group skit?

Liam: "Let's go to the pumpkin patch to watch Laudna rise!"

And then the episode starts proper and MARISHA'S GONE AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

No direction, let's just get the flock outta here ...

Travis: "The person who takes really good notes isn't here any more." Thanks for reminding us, Travis!

Treshi: "I can get you gold." Imogen: "Fuck your gold." FCG: "Wait, how much?"

He offers them 10,000 in gold, platinum and silver. Fearne: "Well that's not very much."

Wow ... Taliesin gets first roll of the night and THAT IS ABYSSMAL, isn't it?

Laudna IS NOT CARGO!!!

Imogen trawls Treshi's mind ... oof, this really doesn't give us much to go on, does it? Oh, hold on ... shit, that was a bust too. Gah! So basically Treshi was just a STOOGE!!! Damn it ...

Perpetually and professionally confused ...

Oh, the orb ... it's dark. Technically that's a GOOD THING.

I love that we're just calling it "red moon shit" now. I think that's what it should be called all the time now.

Seriously, why is he still being so full of himself? He's completely useless now.

Mould storage? Sounds good. XD Yeah, that's more like it. Have fun getting the black lung, Treshi!

Ashton: "But everything arouses you these days." Chetney: "Well that's just an old age thing ... yeah, that's the dnd of that thought."

It's true, all of this is SHIT if they can't save Laudna ...

Laudna's already undead ... so if they undead her undeadness, that's gonna make her ALIVE?

Ashton was DEAD dead?

Seriously? Imogen, you wanna stay as far away from THAT crazy evil bitch as possible ...

Yeah, Whitestone. Go there.

Ah yeah, the Briarwood Saga gets a loredump from Orym. Sweet.

You see, this is the problem. Until they get back to Jrusar everything else is academic. They're basically stuck in a holding pattern ...

Gods, I hate this right now, this is agony.

Yeah, I think Imogen just needs some company at night right now ...

Messages, messages.

Here we go ... calling The Voice of The Tempest. Oh man ... this one starts to break Imogen ...

KEYLETH!!! "Pick a tree." OH SHIT!!!

Chetney: "Whoa! That is the best use of wood I've ever heard of!" I swear Chetney's at full salute right now ...

Wait, does this mean that Hexum is in on the plot too? Imogen: "Is EVERYONE evil?"

Okay ... message to Jianna Hexum ... "Sweet little metal boy ..." XD

Imogen: "Thanks for wasting our spell, bitch."

Yeah, she's totally gonna want FCG. There's no two ways about it.

Ashton is PRICKLY about this shit. He really loves his little metal man.

Laura: (gasps) You have a Shared Dream spell?!!"

Travis: "That's some Teen Wolf shit."

Imogen sleeps in the hole with Laudna's body. With it open, of course.

"On the second day of travel ..."

Shit. Sandstorm ... looks like a BITCH, too ...

Skill check? This doesn't sound good ...

Ashton Rages to hold onto the rope ... and Taliesin rolls an 8. Shit! They've lost a sail!

Chetney: "OLD MAN STRENGTH!!!" Travis: "I get in thereand let my sweet pythons go to work." 21! Nice!

FCG helps Xandis stay super focused with Enhance Ability.

Chetney: "That's a hard deck!" But this low down it's not so fucken wimdy ...

Whoa ... seriously, are they using the wind to DRIFT THE SKYSHIP LIKE A TOKYO RICE ROCKET?!!!

Fearne: "Wait, why's everybody looking at ME to do something?"

Sam: "Guys, this search for spells is sponsored by D&D Beyond."

Matt: "That's the second failure." General gasps. Ashley: " I knew it!"

Oh fuck! Xandis: "I don't got it!" They've lost a sail, they are in CHAOS!!! Are they gonna crash?

Ah ... turns out Plant Growth is useless in this situation ... but the broken deck does turn into a beautiful garden before it whips off into the storm.

Hold on, guys! Oh fuck! FCG is GONE!!! Just vanished!

26 points of bludgeoning damage on impact!

TWO natural 1s? Snake Eyes?

Oh fuck ... Ashton is ALONE on the ship with the rest of the crew as they emerge ...

Everybody else takes 36 POINTS OF BLUDGEONING DAMAGE!!!

And now they're all scattered wherever when the storm clears. Fuck ...

My gods Xandis is SO Dutch right now ... Matt, are you doing that on purpose?

Travis: "Are there any HOLES around any of us right now?"

Fearne starts screaming ... then uses her Pan Flute to try and guide the others to her.

FCG'S rolling his way through the fresh dust like R2D2 ...

Oh ... Fearne is SINKING. Mirthful Leap? Somehow that actually works ... wow. Whoa! That was a CREATURE?!!! Fuck ...

Fearne is walking weird ... oh, she's trying to do the Arrakis sand dance so she doesn't walk with rhythm! Is that actually necessary right now?

FCG has to follow her tracks to keep from GETTING EATEN!!! And it doesn't make any real difference. I KNEW IT!!!

Imogen casts Fly on FCG and scoops him up.

The Silver Sun is coming ... RUN!!!

Bait and Switch - Orym saves Fearne by kicking her in the back? Okay ...

Oh dear ... Fearne's out but Orym is now IN THE PIT with a scary sandworm thingy ...

Yuck ... this thing is NASTY. Travis is NOT HAPPY. I swear Matt does that on purpose just to mess with him.

Imogen's gonna try a Superman rescue ... but Orym's shield is WEDGED in its maw. Oh shit ... she tries to shout an order to it go release and it doesn't work. Telekinesis instead, then ... 18! Yes! They're free!

FCG has a ROTOR BLADE ATTACHMENT?!!! Matt: (laughing with incredulity) "That's right!"

Chetney gets scooped up like Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies. Cue girly screaming.

Thank fuck THAT'S over ...

They need to repair the ship ... Chetney's time has come! Look at all that damage for him to mend ...

Oh shit ... is Treshi dead? Oh thank fuck ... he's just unconscious ...

Time for a break. Just in time, looks like. Everybody is BATTERED.

So Laura screwed up her math and thought she was weaker than she is ...

Damn it Matt, stop cranking up the tension like that. Oh ... you mean there's ANOTHER STORM BEHIND THEM?!!! AAAAAARGH!!!

Oh no, turns out that's a GOID THING!!! Tailwind! Nice! Shave off a whole day of travel!

Laura's offended by the crumbs on Sam's notebook. Which are actually bits of nail polish he's been picking off. Which is WAY worse.

The rest of the journey is uneventful ... thank the gods ... they return to the docks without further incident. Xandis rightly wants them politely GONE.

Second airship ... is that anything in particular? Doesn't seem so ... yeah, I REALLY don't trust you right now, Matt.

Treshi is NOT a happy camper. Which is a bonus. Back in the hole, bitch.

Awwwww ... Orym gives the spyglass that Fearne stole from Xandis back. That's so sweet.

Is Xandis naturally ridiculous or is it a cunning ruse? Either way is fun.

Wait ... is FCG looking out for that one particular bastard seagull?

The Herald's Breath ...

Farewell, Captain Xandis, we love you, you ridiculous little dude.

I love that little in-character groan from Laura at the mention of the gondolas ...

Ah ... okay, watching FCG trying to get his coin back from our resident klepto Fearne is peak comedy.

FCG tries to get to the root of WHY Fearne does that ... it excites her, clearly. Is he actually seriously offering her THERAPY for that, right now?

Ashton: "Something is being learned by someone and I honestly have no idea by whom. "

I think you're being awfully optimistic, there's no way Otohan is dead.

Orym's head's on a swivel as always ...

Back to Eshteross' place ... knock knock ... the door unlocks on its own. That can't be good ...

Imogen sends to Eshteross ... phew. He's okay, he's just being SUPER PARANOID. Damn, they almost just walked into a boobytrapped house of DEATH ...

Fuck, he's REALLY gone overboard with the traps, hasn't he?

Ashton gives Eshteross a present ... by emptying out the hole with a flourish.

So ... anonymity or money ... which is better right now?

Maniah Terai ... OH!!! She's overseer of treescapes? THAT might be helpful right now. I mean couldn't she at least point them to a nice fat tree for Keyleth to walk through?

Ooooh ... bonuses ... that looks like a SHIT TON of platinum.

Okay ... another message to Keyleth, then. Imogen's making this sound SO desperate, too ...

Keyleth's still busy ... shit ...

Imogen: "She's not so righteous that she might turn us away?" Orym: "No. No."

Oh yeah, reckon Eshteross' house is the safest place for Laudna's body right now.

Sam, WHAT THE FUCK Re you doing with your flask THIS TIME?!!! C'mon, man!

Okay, so they're just telling Eshteross EVERYTHING then. Including the Residuum and the Cerberus Assembly ...

And now he's as worried as they are, clearly ...

Imogen: "I think all of us are in too deep to pull out now." Everybody slowly realises just what Laura actually just said and they start laughing. Cue Beavis and Butthead impressions and puerile laughter. Matt tries to carry on but he just loses it ... she has COMPLETELY derailed the episode. Was that by accident or intentional, Laura?

Oh no ... stale gingersnaps are no fun ... OH!!! Yeah, for Laudna! Yeah, that's a sweet idea. Eshteross is a baking sugar daddy and we love him for it. XD

Oh! Greater Potion of Healing! Sweet! Liam: "This dude's hoise is John Wick'd OUT!!!" Travis: "Trade-off is he can never find his TV remote."

Oh no ... Laudna's Vial of Blood has turned into a vial-full if ASH?!!! Gods ... I really didn't need THAT pain right now ...

Lead box into FCG's mouth? Really? He won't just digest it?

Dealing out the potions ...

Off to the Chandei Chambers, then ... is it Orlana or Alana Seshadri?

Imogen: (into guards head) "We have her bounty." Guard: "Come this way." Travis: "Nice!"

Wow, she just wants it right there, then ... okay. Ashton almost just dumps it all out right on the spot.

Information exchange, then ... the whole info dump? Nope, tit for tat ...

Ah yeah, Artana ... never mind, kid ...

The Nightmare King, then ... so she knows who Ira is. Not good. And then the Paragon's Call. Yeah, drop THAT name ...

Fearne does an insight check ... oh, 13? This is a politician, guys.

So, the Paragon's Call. Oh, so THEY'RE out now that Treshi's been found out. Okay, dodged THAT bullet at least.

Ashton has the crate with him ... so HE gets the Perry Mason moment instead of Chetney.

The Cerberus Assembly doesn't quite convince, it seems. They need proof for THAT ONE then. But otherwise ...

Okay, she's just walking off ... is this not a good thing, then? They're all getting paranoid, and I'm with them ...

Okay, payment ... but no favour. Yeah, that's about right.

Fearne: "Are you excited for the Apogee Solstice?" Seshadri: "I am not sure what that is." Ashley: "Insight check!" Everybody else: "Ooooooh!"

Chetney made a Bells Hells logo. Ashton takes exception and DEFINITELY wants final approval for THAT.

Wow ... 12,000 GP? Fucking hell ...

Wow, it IS getting late.

Meanwhile once again Laura's channeling Vex again as she divies up the coinage ...

Okay, NOW what? Taliesin: "Where's somewhere somebody could get in a lot of trouble attacking somebody in?"

Spire By Fire! Yay!

So Imogen and FCG are gonna go looking around in Ashton's head, then ... yeah, nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong with THAT plan ...

Holy fuck ... so Ashton basically died by stepping on a magic landmine? Ouch.

This whole death experience sequence is pretty much pure nightmare fuel ...

Oof ... Ashton's brain as a galactic representation of MEMORY? That's fucking trippy ...

Oh dear, is Imogen getting too deep into this? Shit, it looks like she IS. She's lost in Ashton's memory galaxy ...

Wait ... now FCG's trapped in there too? Fuck ...

They're trapped on opposite sides of the crystal prison ... Sam: "It's like Kirk and Spock!"

Sam: "I will cast Command on Ashton." Matt: "You need to SEE the subject of your Command." Sam: "Can I cast it on myself?" Matt: "You are an Ashton-based construct right now." Travis: (laughing) "Oh shit!"

This shit is starting to get dangerously psychedelic right now ... Travis' mind is being BLOWN right now. ALL of our minds are being blown ...

"There is strength, but there is pain. There is pain, but there is strength."

So Ashton is gonna try and punch himself in the head and rage ... yeah, this sounds like a truly IDIOTIC plan ... epic fail. This is NOT WORKING.

Wait ... did they just bust out? That was crazy. I mean that was A BLOODY MESS ...

Hahaha ... are they seriously saying that Ashton is the Universe Brain Man? That's fucken wild.

Ashton: "I thought maybe it wasn't just random fucking chaos but it is very much just random fucking chaos."

Whoa ... does that mean Ashton was once HUMAN?

So basically Ashton's brain is a psychic bear trap. Ashton: "I can respect that."

This whole group is a whole big mess of crazy backstory craziness. Except for Orym. Which is about right.

The night passes without incident. Now what?

Time go find a tree.

Imogen's casting a Sending spell ... on Delilah Briarwood. Fuck's sake, Imogen ...

She's dying. And she's taking Laudna with her ...

Okay ... going to wherever Keyleth is. That's the smart move.

Wow ... this place is GORGEOUS. The Bodhan Collective. Here we go ...

Okay, Terai seems like a completely fascinating individual. Quite adorable in fact.

Another message to Keyleth. This is getting complicated ... is she coming to them or are they going to her?

Oh shit! The tree portal thingy! Okay ... OH MY GOD!!! KEYLETH OF THE AIR ASHARI!!! THE VOICE OF THE TEMPEST!!! SHE'S HERE!!!

Whoa ... okay, she's still the same old Keyleth, then. That's adorable. I can't stop grinning like an idiot ...

Okay ... so are they all going with her to Whitestone? Really?

They rush through the archway ... and THAT'S the end of the episode.

So ... wait ... hey, that's cool ... could they maybe let MARISHA be Keyleth in this next episode? That would be so cool for her AND for us ...

#critical role #campaign 3 spoilers #campaign 3 episode 35 #matt mercer #marisha ray #laudna #travis willingham #chetney pock o'pea #laura bailey #imogen temult #liam o'brien #orym of the air ashari #ashley johnson #fearne calloway #taliesin jaffe #ashton greymoore #sam riegel #fresh cut grass

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

Some shit I heard people say and my friends say that Buff Batmom would also definitely say

Buff Batmom: “First of all I’m a sociopath not a psychopath. There’s a difference.”

Buff Batmom: “I don’t care about other people opinions about me why? Because I don’t know them and they don’t know me. So why make opinions about someone you barely know. When you can just mind your damn business?”

Buff Batmom: “You know, there are moments in my life where I’m this close to committing mass genocide for shit and giggles.”

Buff Batmom: “I love my boyfriend for multiple reasons. But my biggest reason is because of his giant man tities. *whispers: but he doesn’t know that so don’t tell him*

Buff Batmom: “Oh suck my non existent dick.”

Buff Batmom: “Getting hit by our parents is universally known throughout every kid childhood. If I ask everybody in this room if they got hit by their parents. No doubt about it they would definitely raised their hands.”

Buff Batmom: “People say “You’re suppose to love your siblings they’re your family.” Ok but have you ever want to beat the shit outta them for making your life horrible and constantly giving headaches every time they steal your shit?”

Buff Batmom: “If I ever become a mother I’m definitely teaching my kids how to fight because hitting a bratty kid who isn’t yours is still frown upon. But having your kid beat up another shitty kid isn’t.”

Almost all of these were said in a super long, very casual, slightly inebriated interview that they just released with no cuts because everything she said was fucking golden and if you remember the fan edits that I head cannon people make about her and Bruce, they definitely use a lot of clips from that for the funny compilations. Also she said that last one after already having all her kids and had to be reminded, in which she very casually goes "Oh yeah. Damian's suspended by the way" and then continues with her conversation while the interviewer is cracking up.

[olympianroyals]

Happy December! What were your favourite moments of 2022 on simblr? They can be from your blog or someone else’s <3

Hey You 0.o

Sorry for how long this took but below are my 10 top favorites moments of my story!!!

The last time the Family were together: this scene really showed how close the family were before…you know disaster stuck and I love that this is a memory the girls could fall back on.

The time Panda kicked the shit outta this guy: What happened here was the very definition of ‘fuck around and find out’ bruhhh she kicked this boy so hard LMFAOOOOO

This whole scene where everybody was gossiping about their Royals: This really gave an insight into how toxic Olympia society is and also gave a sneak peak of the dynamic as well 

When the girls finally arrived to Olympia: Panda girl was not with it at all, she did not want to be back in her home country and it showed. What happened next only proved her right.

This messy ass segment: Do I need to say more? Lmfaoo

Panda first engagement: Considering what the engagement was, Panda handled herself really well. Some people in Olympia would disagree but their opinion do not matter!!

When homeboy woke up from his coma only to get murdered later lol: When I think about it, this really is a kekee because I really did that to him lmfaooooo

When Panda stood up for herself: Abraxas really tried it, because why would you accuse a 16 year old of some shift like that? Pandora and Abraxas relationship has always been rocky but this right here really was some shit and I love that she was made it clear that was unacceptable.

When Nico was threatening to beat up Nik In front of her sisters grave lmfaooooo: and you know Savannah was all for it in the afterlife!!! Damn Daphne really looks like she been going though hell……which she has been and is entirely my fault but anywayssss the fact that Nico is causally threatening her brother in law makes this sad scene 1,000 times better.

Annnnd lastly

The funeral: When I tell you this scene, the set, the sims, even the fucking weather put my ass through it, it really did because there should have been no reason why creating this was as hard as it was but I’m glad because it really came out good. This was my number 1 favorite because I’ve actually finished a chapter in my story!!!!

Thanks for sending this ask ❤️❤️❤️

#tor asks

[dreadfulsanity]

Valerie strode through the entry of what once was suppose to become the Great Imperial Mall in Pacifica. Her heels clacked on the marble floor. River followed right behind her, though where she strode with confidence, he did not. Trying to lose the "cop walk" how she called it. He took a deep breath.

'Everything will be fine.'

"Hail César. Shouldn't you be puttin' up a cradle or something?" Val walked up to a young man, Tino, judging by the chrome and tats. "Due date is tomorrow. I've got time." "If you tell me that Micaela is at the hospital ALONE right now, I'm going to beat your ass out of here." "Nah, she's at home. She's fine. Should that change, I'm outta here." V raised an eyebrow. "Promise!" She punched his upper arm. "You better."

The next one she greeted was a beast of a woman. Animal from the looks of it. As large as River. "Hey Rhino. Good to see you're still trying to keep up." "Hah. Next time I'm gonna beat you. You'll see." "Looking forward to it."

She gave a high-five to a guy she called Fred and walked right past Razor Hugh, who shouted something in their direction, but River couldn't make out what it was over the loud music.

"Vik! Old ripper. Good to see ya. What are you doing here." V gave Vik a hug. "Whaddaya mean? I came to see the fight of the year. Everybody on the street's buzzing about it. Don't let me down now, you hear." "Will try my best, Vik." "Well, at least he can patch you right up after the fight." River added, before shaking Vik's hand. "Good to see you." "You too, Ward." Vik turned his head to V. "He has seen you in action, hasn't he?" She bit her lower lip and concentrated for a second. "Now that you mention it, no. Not that action. Come to think of it," she cocked her head to the side and looked at River. "Did you think the Animals guarding the warehouse the Red Queen's Race was hidden under put themselves to sleep, because I asked them kindly?" She giggled. "For the 1000th time. I'll be fine. Stop worrying." She gave him a kiss on his cheek. "Need to change." Vik pointed behind him to some empty rooms. "Back in a bit."

River noticed Vik staring at him. "What?" "In all seriousness, River. This fight will be a tough son of a bitch. But she will be..." "Fine, I know. Apparently everyone thinks that. But..." "You can't help but worry. I get that. She is not invincible. And it shows you care. But try to relax a bit. For her sake." He padded his arm when V came back, her girly night-out garb switched for a short cropped top that was knotted in the front, black sweatpants with the logo of Samurai on her ass, and sneakers. Now everyone could see that sculpted body that drove him insane. Her biceps, the abs on that sweet belly. But they didn't know that two hands down on the right side was a spot where she was extremely ticklish.

"Let's do this." She smashed her right fist into the palm of her left hand. "Wait a sec, V. Just let me get a last reading from your biomod. Just to make sure." V sighed loudly. "If you insist..."

"ONE ROUND!" Razor Hugh was shouting from his VIP booth. Bodyguards flanking him. What a joke. "WHAT WAS THAT?" "ONE ROUND IS ALL I NEED TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP." "KEEP DREAMING, BIG GUY!"

They traded a couple more insults. River knew that this was normal before boxing matches. Trying to get into each other's heads. But listening to this piece of crap talking shit about his girl still made him clench his fists. "Alright. Readings are normal. Well... as normal as expected." "What does that mean," River asked. Vik looked to V. "I'm sorry, I didn't..." "It's fine, Vik." She turned to River and mouthed 'Biochip' in his direction. He nodded. It did not make him feel better. "You ready," Fred asked? "I was born ready. Let's roll..."

While Fred gave his ready to rumble speech, V grabbed River at the fur collar of his coat. "How about a kiss for good luck?" He happily obliged, pulling her close to his body, pressing his lips onto her, one hand on her back, the other on her ass. "I believe she said 'kiss', not 'make out'," Vik chuckled. "Get your ass in the ring, V." "I've got this, babe. Love you." She winked and turned around.

Fuck. She was really doing this. He watched Vik giving her some last advice. Then a smirk and a wink.

Razor opened with a barrage of hits against V, trying to make this quick. But what she maybe lacked in strength, she made up for in dexterity. Blocking and dodging his attacks, waiting for an opening. It didn't took long for Razor to become cocky, and the moment she saw the opportunity to land some hits on his belly, she took it. And boy, it looked like it hurt like a motherfucker. Razor was cringing, holding his stomach, leaving his head completely open. Four punches on the head. His hands came up. Couple more on the belly. That was it. The big guy went down like a sack of meat.

"AND THE WINNER IS VVVVVVV!" Fred bellowed through the hall.

River blinked in disbelief. Vik grinned from ear to ear. "Told ya she'd be fine."

"Vik? What just happened?" Vik laughed. "V happened. Welcome to the family, kid." He padded River's arm before getting up in the ring to check on V. It hadn't looked like she took any serious hits, but better safe than sorry. River just stared at his girlfriend. Her flushed cheeks, the sweat glistening on her skin. He could already feel his pants getting too tight. Watching his girl turning a guy three times her size into a pulp made him even hornier for her than usual.

She shooed Vik away, turned to River with a big smile on her face, then two large steps, a jump and she was in his arms.

"Told you." She gave him a hot kiss. "Fuck, babe. I need time to process that. But right now, I'm very distracted." V raised an eyebrow as he grabbed her ass and pulled her even closer. She smirked. "Your place or mine?" "Yours. Like yesterday." She grabbed his hand and took off. "See ya, Vik. Tell Misty I said hi!" "Will do. You crazy kids have fun."

People were still trying to congratulate her, but she was on another mission now. Getting a dose of River.

#cyberpunk 2077 #river ward #river and v #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk 2077 screenshots