#shes such a bitch

[annabellebuns]

#i love this bitch #shes such a bitch #ya #my poopy art #black lagoon #revy two hands #revy black lagoon #revy

[theosconfessions]

if shes got blue eyes i will surmise that youll probably date her

#and your sim should #love is embarrassing bc #jan 4 #scarlett kline #im sorry i just love her so much #young adult scar hitting all them notes for me #shes such a bitch #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #the sims community #the sims 4 community

[ggardengirl]

and the award for world’s fakest smile goes to……

princess kit tanthalos!!!

*the crowd goes wild*

#shes such a bitch #im in love with her #kit tanthalos #willow 2022 #willow series

[sophiehatterp]

truly dislike the caleo plot. i feel like rick just really wanted to give leo someone so he wouldnt be left out, but he didnt really know who would/could stay with him so he just chose calypso cause it was "the only obvious choice". but like. he could have stayed alone. if he could have grown into loving himself and being auto sufficient (i hope thats a word) it would have been such a nicer plot for a character like him. we don't always need romantic love to be fulfilled. also rick could have introduced a new character in the toa series for him instead of calypso.

all of this just to say: caleo is toxic as fuck and i hope leo find someone better who truly loves him

#fuck caleo #fuck calypso ok #shes such a bitch #we are all bitches but she. #throughout tdp she was always being so mean to him for literally no good reason at all #he already has pretty low self esteem and i truly truly believe she is helping him keep it lower than the underworld #leo valdez #calypso #heroes of olympus #hoo #toa #pjo #percy jackson

[horrible-oracle]

i hate all managers but theres this manager. who i hate with all my soul with a burning passion. i want to punch her in the face a hundred times i want to KILL her.

#shes SUCH a bitch #she keeps deadnaming me #she keeps yelling at me over stupid shit #like yeah that was a mistake on my part! ok! but ive worked here for like a month. wtf. #managers stop yelling at 16-17yos with no experience challenge <3 #and now she sent me on a break even tho my shift started only an hour ago??? and im not hungry like at all???? #ughh #im not gonna go on a full break only a 15 min one #and ikkkk shes gonna be mad cos the first break is supposed to be 30 mins #but like??? im not hungry!!!! i dont wanna go on the fucking break!!! #im so tired i hate her sm #also she calls everyone sweetie and baby???? creepy and disgusting #also once i saw she touched an employees butt?????????? what????????? #evgesha's thoughts

[scubaby]

me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now

#artists on tumblr #art #my ocs #this bitch rocking a carabiner of course she eats box

[thethoriumreactor]

Have a meme because I have no self control

Lucifer just seems like the kinda guy who’d lose his mind over ppl being too hot (our bi short king)

I spent way too much effort on this pls like it ily 🙏

Bonus (radioapple) doodles as always (edit: I. I just realised I forgot Al’s monocle in both doodles. I am dying inside. Why did no one tell me.):

#WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE A BOWTIE #As usual my handwriting is dogshit hope u enjoy the meme <3 #I know Charlie is bi but that also means she likes girls so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Lucifer has a ‘tHIS biTCH’ expression specially for alastor it’s canon viv told me #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie #hazbin chaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #vivziepop #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel anthony #angel dust #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker #chaggie #charlie x vaggie

[grimsplash]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL AND MY 'FRIEND' CALLED ME DESPRITE BUT OH MY GOD.. SHE DOESN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'VE GENUINELY LOVED SOMEONE WITHOUT JUST SAYING IT TO JUST SAY IT, I GENUINELY LOVE THIS GIRL AND SHE SAYS THAT, EVERY TIME I'VE TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE I LIKE THEM THEY REJECTED ME. THE GIRL (might) LIKE ME BACK AND IT'S THE CLOSEST THING TO MUTUAL ROMANCE THAT I'VE EVER HAD, SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING WHEN SHES SUCH A FUCKING WHORE... (a virgin whore) LIKE OH MY GOD, IM SICK OF HER SHIT, IM GHOSTING HER, IM IGNORING HER UNTIL SHE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS TO BE UNLOVED, TO BE LOOKED UNPON AS NOTHING BUT A PEBBLE.

#slight vent #vent post #i just needed to vent #vent #tw vent #romance #drama #romantic #romantic feelings #I'm actually so angry at her im not kidding #shes such a bitch #i wanna fucking choke her #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #AAAAAA #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

#the doctor is the tardis’s poor little meow meow #people forget she’s alive and a petty bitch #you think she would’ve put in a coffee maker if she didn’t know what was gonna happen #she can see the future she knew what was up #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #donna noble #dw spoilers #the tardis

[apollos-boyfriend]

so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭 #bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

[animatedtext]

requested by enbydykeism 

#mama didn’t raise no bitch but she did raise a traumatized homosexual #gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent #enbydykeism

[i-am-the-unicorn-triumphant]

god im going to bash my head into a wall.

#am i the asshole for telling my roommate to just change the lightbulb by herself #because she wants me to hold her hand everystep of the way #its a fucking lightbulb its not a two person opperation. we are both able bodied #get on the fucking ladder and do it your self #amelia’s roomate adventures #i think that was the tag #i literally do most of the physical things around here #the least you can do is change a lightbulb #she literally #has the bulb in her room too and im not going to go in there without asking her #shes such a bitch #i say that lovingly #she is a close friend #but a bitch nonetheless #thoughts #my post

[8pxl]

14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them

3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:

today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹

#as someone who never had support it’s wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH! #my hs counselor said i’d never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food #only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in #hope she chokes on my success :) #pixel art #artist on tumblr #aesthetic #illustration #i am so fucking powerful #i put 18 but it’s rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops #i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!

[girlpog]

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

#i literally cannot tolerate skylar haters #it can never just be ‘idk I thought she was annoying’ #it’s always ‘she was just as bad as Walter. no. WORSE than Walter’ #like!!! no!!! bitch you can’t read!!! #breaking bad #brba #skylar white #shitpost #textpost

[this-doesnt-endd]

I would have beat the fuck outta mari already

#shes such a bitch

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities