How to Social:
*MC and the brothers are in the HoL dining room for breakfast. MC has only known the boys for two days now, so they're still a fly on the wall to most of their interactions. Incidentally, they're sat across from Leviathan today, watching him fiddle on his phone...*
*in its Ruri-chan case*
*with a Ruri-chan charm*
*wearing a Ruri-chan shirt*
*and watching a comfort episode of The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl*
MC [In Their Head]: Okay so. I need to break the ice.
MC: I read the plot summary of the Ruri Hana anime on the wiki last night so I understand the premise...
MC: I know the names of a few characters and the basic plot structure of the episodes...
MC: I should try to talk to him about it now.
MC: ... But what about that whole controversy over the dub and the sub versions? The forums said that they're practically different shows! How do I know which one he saw? What if I get it wrong??
MC: Maybe I should do more research...
MC: NO! I want him to introduce the show to me properly! I don’t want to come off like I know more than he does...
MC: But what if I say something wrong and it totally pisses him off?? He may never talk to me again!!
MC: DAMMIT HOW DO I TALK TO THIS MAN?!?
*and then, much to MC's dismay, Levi finishes his buffo eggs and juice then gets up to leave the table. Not a word exchanged between them all breakfast*
MC: ... *sigh*
MC: There’s always tomorrow....
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Trans girls will ask if you want to see a picture of their dog, and like 50% of the time it's an actual dog. 49.5% of the time it's another trans girl. But for that rare 0.5% chance that it's a Blue-tongued Skink, you have got to risk it and look at the pic.
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Guy who is about to completely obliterate the vibe by talking about British colonialism for the next two hours: is that Zombie by the Cranberries I hear on your playlist at this fine Halloween party?
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readers boobs being sensitive and tender bc she’s about to get her period and luke uses this to his advantage and plays with her boobs like crazy cause she’s so sensitive
omfg I love you for this
MDNI!
Luke Castellan who's already obsessed with your boobs, sexually and unsexually, but mostly the first one.
You two are making out in your spot in the woods, his calloused hands sliding up from your hips to your chest, something he usually did. The only thing that was different was the loud whimper you made. Naturally he pulls away from the kiss, his eyes still all cloudy as he looks at you.
"You... you okay, ma?"
You nod, but he's Luke, he's not gonna let it go that easily. He knows your whines and moans like the back of his hand.
"No.. you were louder, you don't normally whimper like that, baby.."
You explain how you're sensitive, either from your period or just hormones, either way, it's making him harder by the second.
And God, the shit eating smirk that covers his face.
"Yea? So if I.."
You're back to making out, his hands immediately groping your chest. God that whine.. it drives him crazy. You can practically feel his cock twitch under you.
He spends a whole 15 minutes groping your chest, teasing your nipples. It hurts but fuckk it's so good.
He has to fuck you at least once before your period, get it out of his system.
Luke Castellan who decides he has one more round in him after fucking you against a tree, teasing your breasts the entire time. With your permission of course, he pushes your boobs together around his cock, fucking your chest. The sounds you make from your tenderness just spur him on, one hand groping your left breast, the other rubbing your clit to give you some relief.
"This happen everytime? Yeah? Gods.. gotta tell me, baby.. gotta.. gotta feel this again.."
Luke Castellan who's cumming all over your chest, neck, and chin, moaning at the way you cry out whenever he grips your breast to get him through it.
He just loves your chest even more, now.
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Some people are saying how Crowley's looks aren't always great but i disagree. I am of the opinion that Crowley never has a bad look. every look is amazing. Bildad the Shushite? Hot. Angel!Crowley? Hot. Mary Poppins? Hot. Crowley in heaven? Hot. Short haired Crowley? Hot. Long haired Crowley? Fucking hot. Period piece Crowley? Yes please. 70s Crowley? Hot. 1941 Crowley? Have you even seen his hat? Hot hot hot. Rome Crowley? Hot. Eden Crowley? Do you even have to ask?
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Last week, the Lockbit ransomware group (one of the most active and professional groups of cyber criminals in the world) got hacked by the FBI. Lockbit's signature move is their public countdown timers for any company that got hacked, telling the world that company's files would be released if they didn't pay up. So the FBI put a countdown timer in their website, with the same design and style as the old Lockbit site, until they would release the name of the head of the organization.
Today, 2 days after the countdown timer expired (with no name being released as far as I'm aware), Lockbit finally released their own statement. it's pretty funny (Although, of course, take it with a grain of salt)
he claims that he may have information stolen from the Trump prosecution in Fulton county, and that's why the FBI hacked him. And now that this has taught him the vulnerabilities in his system, he needs to double down on hacking more government data:
He also offers to hire the hacker who found the vulnerability in his system, saying that the FBI won't ever pay him the millions of dollars he's worth:
and their designer, because he thought the logo they put on the takedown site was super cool:
since we've seen so many bad examples of posting through it recently I thought I'd share one of the better examples of the genre. hope his security is as good as he thinks it is lmaooo
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