#smug Eddie

[papabearbobbynash]

The way you can see they’re enjoying this so much LMAO

#911 on fox #911 spoilers #bobby nash #eddie diaz #evan buckley #snarky bobby #smug eddie #and then there is buck posing with the saws lmaoo

[solarmorrigan]

“Eddie is the cool dad” “Steve is the cool dad” Incorrect

As dads they are both lame as hell, but the Party will tell each of them separately that they are the cool dad in order to manipulate them into doing things for them

“Dustin said I should’ve asked Steve, but I knew you’d be way cooler about it,” Mike lies, trying to wheedle a ride out of Eddie to a place further away than Eddie would usually want to bother driving

“Mike said you wouldn’t do it, but I told him you were the cool one,” Lucas insists, entirely untruthfully, while trying to get Steve to cave and rent him an R-rated movie for the Party’s movie night

El is a little heavy-handed with it, still not great with manipulation or lying, and tends to say things like, “You would be much cooler than Eddie if you stopped for snacks on the way home,” while the boys facepalm in the backseat. It doesn’t matter, though; she has Eddie and Steve both wrapped around her finger whether she knows it or not

Similarly, Max feels no need to play this game. She knows that she can let herself into the Munson’s trailer as early in the morning as she pleases, waltz right up to the back bedroom door, and bang on it while loudly demanding, “One of you assholes wake up and give me a ride to school, I missed the bus,” and they’ll do it

#steddie #the success of the deception rests entirely on steve and eddie not talking to each other about it #which means it actually works for quite a while because they each want to go on for just a while longer #smug in the knowledge that they are the cool dad #and also maybe they don't want the other to feel bad or whatever #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #mike wheeler #lucas sinclair #el hopper #max mayfield #eddiesteve #solar wrote #sorta

[rogueddie]

Steve tries to insist that pickup lines work so Eddie starts pulling out the worst, most dorky lines he can think of ("can you touch my hand, I wanna tell my friends I was touched by an angel") but Steve keeps blushing and giggling. Eddie thinks his reactions are endearing.

Steve tries to act smug about being right, but Eddie is quick to point out that of course Steve would think pickup lines work, they work on him. When he tries to argue his point, Eddie just pulls out another cheesy line. It works almost too well.

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #I just love the idea of steve getting so smug bc ''admit defeat eddie I was right and you were wrong'' #and eddie just ''could you say that again I think I got lost in your eyes'' #and steve immediately wilting like; 🥺🥰

[feralsteddie]

I love just a guy Steve meeting famous rockstar Eddie and having no idea who he is just as much as the next gay, but how about an almost reverse?

Steve and Eddie meet while Eddie is still in the early nobody-band-playing-basement-shows stage and acts like Eddie is the most famous person anyone has ever met. He will not shut up about his rockstar boyfriend, best guitar player you’ll ever hear, full embodiment of sex, drugs, and rock n roll and what do you mean you haven’t heard of him? Do you live under a fucking rock?

#steddie #steve and Eddie being simp4simp #he’s in Eddie’s lap after every show preening like they’re at some Hollywood after party #and not in Grant’s basement with twenty other sweaty metalheads #he’s literally so smug all the time about dating The Eddie Munson #pyreposting

[cyanwyrmy]

You know I had to do the Barns look! Based on an original sketch by Clown!

#welcome home #welcome home fanwork #eddie dear #outfit swap #clownillustrations #not my character #barnaby b beagle #honk honk #I love how smug his expression is in the original sketch!!

[smile-files]

it's a beautiful gay in the neighborhood

#dandy's doodles #spoof #meme #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #welcome home frank #frank frankly #welcome home eddie #eddie dear #kin #pride month #pride #i love the weird emotion wally's resting expression conveys #smug but sweet but stupid. a lovely combination

[atmilliways]

Preview

@steddiemicrofic

written for ‘Pine’ | wc: 508 | rated: T Kind of a time travel fic, kind of a future fic. Established relationship, but also not. With a whiff of mutual pining.

Eddie is cold. He’s so fucking cold, clutched in Henderson’s arms. 

And then he isn’t. 

He’s hot, dripping sweat instead of blood. Standing, feet aching like he’s been on them all day. Everything is light and heat and noise, the clanging of metal and the sizzle and smell of things cooking, people bustling. He sways on his feet, and—

“You okay, chef?”

It’s too much. Eddie’s eyes roll back, gone before he even falls.

He wakes in a soft bed, softer than he’s ever felt in his entire life. It smells of pine-scented laundry detergent, weed smoke, and comfort. 

“Eds?” Steve Harrington leans over him with concern and relief in his eyes, and something warm that chases the last of the cold from Eddie’s blood. He’s clasping Eddie’s hand in both of his.

Something’s off, though. Steve looks . . . older. And damn good in glasses, but since when did Steve Harrington need glasses?

“You passed out at work, babe.”

Babe.

Babe.

“King Steve holding my hand,” Eddie mumbles. “I’m either dreaming or dead.”

“. . . Oh.” Steve’s grip tightens, reminding Eddie that, oh yeah, he can hear him. Maybe not a dream, if he doesn’t get to have his privacy when thinking out loud. “Okay, so this is happening. Uh. . . . What year do you think it is?”

Eddie frowns. It’s 1986, but. . . . When he looks down at himself there are scars and unfamiliar tattoos and, weirdly, a distinct lack of one nipple on his own chest. Why is he shirtless?

His silence seems answer enough, because Steve nods. “Okay. You told me this was going to happen, just weren’t sure when. The last thing you remember is the Upside Down, right? Bats?”

The bats. Eddie shudders with his entire body. 

“Okay,” Steve says again, smoothing his thumbs over the knuckles and palm of Eddie’s hand. “You’re going to be fine, Eds. This is just a blip.” He offers an awkward smile. “But you’re going to go back, and it’s going to really hurt for a while but you’re going to be fine. Just do your stretches, I remember how much you hated that shit but it’s important.”

Eddie can’t wrap his head around what Steve is saying. His voice is small when he asks, “Will I still be able to play?”

The smile firms up, genuine. “Yeah. Not quite as good as before, we all know how important your left nipple was for that, but. You have guitars all over the damn place, really clutters up our apartment.”

“Our?” Eddie croaks. 

Another squeeze of his hand. “Yeah. Don’t leave me hanging too long when you get back, okay?”

He wants to ask more, but sleep is tugging at him and the bed is so soft. 

He wakes up in a hospital bed, and the Steve Harrington he knows is asleep in the visitor’s chair, hand on the sheet next to Eddie’s. 

And Eddie, not wanting to leave him hanging, breathes through the pain as he reaches to hold it.

(also on Ao3)

#steddiemicroficdecember #steddie microfic #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #pre relationship steddie #established relationship steddie #eddie munson lives #eddie munson's missing nipple #i had to cut some details for word count but: #future eddie is a chef waiting on his next michelin star #which is why everyone assumed he'd passed out; he was being a stress case about the whole thing #(but he does get it. passing out notwithstanding.) #future steve is a physical therapist #which he originally got into specifically because of eddie bitching about his stretches all the time #(he gives THE best massages and he IS incredibly smug about that fact. completely insufferable.)

[kissitbttr]

eddie ‘wear whatever you want baby i can fight’ munson

#he’d straight up tells u to wear that short skirt or plunging neckline dresses for a date or something #because he knows they can only look but only he touches #and once he sees guys checking u out he’d be so smug and yell ‘my girl is fine huh fellas!’ then slap your ass #eddie munson blurbs #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson angst #eddie munson fluff

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Hopefully this hasn't been done yet

Draw your characters like this

#ed edd and eddy #submission #kaycrowley #2 people #otp #draw your characters like this #silly #goofy #draw your ocs #pose reference #draw the ocs #tag your ocs #imagine your ocs #draw your characters #smug #chaotic #evil #oof #good and evil #sad and happy #enemies

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: As a member of the Bowers Gang, is it a distraction being gay?

Eddie *terrified*: AGH

Mike:

Bowers Gang:

The losers:

Vic:

Vic: Thank you

Eddie: What??

Vic: I’ve been holding it in for so long

Vic *turning to the Bowers Gang*: Fellas, I’m gay

Henry: That’s okay Vic, so are we

Vic: Really?

Belch: Yeah

Eddie: ???

#picture a very smug looking mike patting Eddie’s back at the end #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #mike hanlon #eddie kaspbrak #the bowers gang #bowers gang #vic criss #henry bowers #belch huggins #source: boy meets world

[mingmingbats]

Go Tigers!

They had to have had a few classes together senior year. And if Robin was sneaking glances then Eddie sure as heck would’ve been too. For y’know. Scientific research: studying loner jocks in their natural habitat of second period English.

#ack. I have his demobat scars tho so timeline doesn’t add up #hmmm maybe Eddie just survived and they friends now #at a hangout and Steve’s being smug and bantering with the Party after a sleepover and Eddie thinks it’s too freakin early for this shit #hasn’t even finished his coffee yet goddamn #robin is across the room watching him squirm over Steve like prime time tv #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #my art

[marshmallsy]

the newest batman unburied is SOOOOO good. the riddler takes one look at batman and his first instinct is to be the most annoying man alive. when asked to distract an enemy, he uses a riddle and starts it by saying “ahoy-hoy”. he lists one of the ways he figured out batman’s identity as the “improbable jawline beneath the cowl”. he asks batman riddles to ground him and bring him back to reality. he tries to come up with a plan, immediately gets shot, and all he says is “would seem i’ve been riddled” before passing out

#batman unburied #the riddler #hes SO irritating this episode i want him desperately #hasan minhaj sir im giving you my life for the amount of smugness you put into eddies voice

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

Buck: my last two girlfriends came with couches

Eddie, proudly thinking: I brought a kid

#he’s like beat that #smug smile #Buddie #Eddie diaz #evan buck buckley #evan buckely #buddie 911 #911 #911 fox #911 on fox #911 spoilers

[yellowcurtajns]

at first i thought the new episode was gonna be about buck being jealous of tommy befriending eddie. then the first sneak peek had me believe it was gonna be more about buck and tommy and that buck would be jealous of eddie. now the second sneak peek has me thinking it’s the first scenario again. in conclusion, i am so lost.

#911 abc #buddie #just give me jealous buck and smug eddie #only then i’ll find peace

[winged-time-criminal]

The juxtaposition of Eddie and Mox's post-match hug, and Max and Adam's villain/heel backstabbing reveal is making my head spin

#and its vibrating my braincells at a frenzied pace #aew worlds end #aew #worlds end 2023 #wrestling storytelling #moxeddie #eddie kingston #king of sass #jon moxley #my sweet cincy baby #mjf #maxwell jacob friedman #smug scarf bastard #adam cole bay bay #wrestling whump

[astorytotellyourfriends]

No. 82

“this is a one time thing.”

“This is a one time thing.” “I know.” “You’re sure you wanna do this?” “Yes.” “Absolutely? This is, like, your one get out of jail free card sort of deal.” Chrissy rolls her eyes. “Eddie.” “I’m just saying!” He holds up his hands and laughs. “I’d be using it on something way better.” “I wanna use it on this!” “But are you—” “Eddie!” Chrissy’s face pinches as she glares at him and he can’t help but laugh again. “Okay, okay!” He exhales, blowing his breath over her bangs and the annoyed look on her face immediately vanishes as she giggles. “You’re gonna have fun,” she tells him as he hooks his arm around her neck and pulls her close, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Mhmm,” he mumbles as she tips her head back to get another kiss, this time on her lips. “You keep saying that.” “You’ll see,” she says, giggling more as he tries to walk forward while keeping their mouths together. “Eddie!” she shrieks as they stumble a little and Eddie snorts with laughter. “Watch where you’re walking, jeez,” he teases as they step up to the box office, waiting for the other customer to get their ticket before it’s their turn. Chrissy slides her arms around Eddie’s waist and squeezes him in a hug, and Eddie playfully tugs on her ear in return. “Next,” the attendant calls lazily, and Eddie takes a deep breath as they move forward together. “Two tickets,” he says, resisting the urge to groan, “for Barbie.”

random writing prompts

#hellcheer #eddissy #chrissy x eddie #hellcheer fanfic #hellcheer prompts #stranger things #stranger things fic #answered #Anonymous #listen i firmly believe that eddie would love barbie but he'd absolutely pitch a fit about having to go #and chrissy would be so so smug afterwards because she KNOWS him