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builtlikeastickofcelery · 1 year

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I BROKE. TIME TO INFODUMP

FIRSTLY: this is mostly based off of 2012 with some rise influence.

In this au splinter is absent for most of their early lives due to him believing his kids would be safer without the foot targeting him (i promise there’s a plot to this but for now its gonna be silly). And since theres gonna be a plot thats about it ! Oh also they met april at 11 yrs old I think and Casey just a little bit before the story starts

ANWAY HAVE SOME BULLET POINTS

Casey tries to do their own facial piercings

The piercings almost always get infected

They have to go to donnie for help

April wears her iconic hat to hide her dark roots (shes not a real ginger!!)

Leo is technically the second-oldest they just have a complex

the turtles steal most of their food

April goes to a bouldering gym and can scale buildings

Casey plays roller derby

donnie is the oldest despite the fact that they’re all 15

None of them could cook until the age of 12

They all play dnd passionately

donnie is the oldest because he said he scientifically proved (lied) it and everyone else called dibs on who would be next oldest (raph and Leo agreed to tie)

now take some character blurb thingies that go by age

April: april is 16 and has a driver’s license (could technically be a junior in hs but she’s not), shes very cool and accidentally went ginger at some point then just decided she liked it?? No one knows. They go to a lot LOT of concerts and also rock climbs and she loves women. Also a drummer in a band called smth that i will figure out later. Definitely takes a lot of responsibility for the wellbeing of the turtles due to their situation but like subtly. they for sure got their own issues but chooses to ignore em a lot of the time. Only child (lameee)

Donnie: hes 15 and pretends hes biologically the oldest (he is not they’re all the same age). he made all the blueprints for the lair once it was decided it was too small. hes very good at stealing stuff which is how he gets most of his materials, learned how to hack into ATMS a while ago but thinks it’s morally wrong (only used in desperate measures). Doesn’t mind not being the leader since he knows his claims of being the oldest are total bs but definitely adopted an oldest child mentality. Keeps a lot of problems a secret from his “younger” brothers and mostly talks to april about it. Extremely silly. Main doctor but also very squeamish specifically about bones (not broken bones, just the concept). Purple everything. He has access to every one of his sibling’s internet accounts he just doesn’t tell them about it. Also the main cook, since he would try and read whatever books they could find in dumpsters, especially when they were kids. Shares leo’s space interests less because of a show and more because of science stuff. Didn’t like Casey at first but they got close super fast later on. He is the best thief out of all of them (shhhh).

Casey: also 15, in april’s grade. Knows april from Spanish tutoring despite the fact they’re latine (haha if im violently whiteified my little guys have to be too) very into punk subculture and roller derby and also engineering/mechanics (I’m very excited to show off his vigilante equipment). Constantly does dumb shit for no apparent reason. Very much similar to 2012 casey (says “thats so metal dudes” anytime anything horrifying/dangerous happens). They also have had weird unspoken tension with everyone completely by accident and cant stop falling off of buildings. They have zero fighting skills or training but somehow haven’t died yet. Missing one tooth, top of the mouth next to his right canine (replaced with a glow-in-the-dark plastic one don’t ask them how it stays in).

Leo: 15, self-proclaimed second oldest and leader. (they have a complex probably) they’re only the leader because [HAHAHAHA PLOT AND BACKSTORY] and everyone else just stuck with it. They try very very hard to be silly and goofy but are also constantly anxious, not specifically about their siblings but like in general. Very very hesitant, prefers stealth (and stupid jokes) to direct confrontation. very close with raph since they’re “twins” (all of them are the same age). Intense sci-fi/space obsession, they’ve watched every single episode of their world’s equivalent to Star Trek (and all the movies) and also had a huge nonfiction phase which is still ongoing, fueled by stolen textbooks and endless internet videos . They also write fanfiction (secretly and make fun of other people who do to throw off their siblings it doesn’t work at all). They are so so lame and i love them so much.

Raph: 15, also second oldest, very very overprotective but like low-key about it. Super close with april and leo. Does all the confrontation and has accidentally been confused to be the leader of the team (CONSTANTLY ends up in hostage situations to the point it’s almost funny). ALLERGIC to Feelings he will Die if he has to talk about things so he mostly vents by tearing up his room and then feeling bad abt it. Made donnie help him find leo’s fanfics and then swore him to secrecy forever. Very distrustful, secretly super artsy, weirdly obsessed with messing with ppls hair (probably because he is surrounded by bald ppl). Also secretly a fashion icon, he has a disguise specifically so he can go to the mall with april and look at clothes for fun. He is physically the strongest out of everyone and has a really bad habit of using himself as their meat shield. Accidentally very very silly dude.

Mikey: 15 the Absolute Youngest by request. He is objectively the best fighter but is constantly being sidetracked by his siblings taking hits/taking out enemies for him (look theyre all just Like That). Really really smart when in a crisis, but for some reason not in a low pressure situation. She tries to cook but ultimately prefers baking. He’s also good at building things, so he usually hangs out with donnie in his workshop and made a lot of the lair’s furniture though he somehow can’t build anything from ikea. Also knows about leo’s fanfic career and accepted a bribe of a hubcap chandelier (?) to not tell anyone. Leo never made him a chandelier but at this point she has completely forgotten about it. Is secretly a beta reader for the fics and pretends she doesn’t know leo, except for when he describes very very distinct details of their home as suggestions for a room or something. Will continue to do this until leo either has a nervous breakdown or realizes it’s him.

PLEASE ASK ME MORE ABOUT HTESE GUYS IM BEGGING YOU AUGHGHGGH

#tmnt #tmnt au #casey vs. gravity #duskys au #duskys evening post #THEY ARE SO MY LITTLE GUYS #theyre mostly based off of 2012 #with a little tiny bit of rise mixed it #so I will tag this as 2012 just so that ppl who are interested in their dynamic shifted a bit to the left will see it #tmnt 2012 #i think I can also call this #casey jones infinite rizz au #<- im so sorry #night Night now babygirls!!!

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chaosunleashedhehehe · 19 days

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Hullo, it’s ya boi again. Bored af and you know what?? We’re back at it again with a Twilight first watch/shitpost. Enjoy!

I always like how they run like toddlers. No wait? Didn’t I see this in Chucky? 🏃🏼‍➡️🔪

Bro ur making out with your girlfriend and asking her to marry you. Lameee

Babe ur worried about divorce and you’ve been jumping on his ass for two movies now. I think ur just delulu

See Charlie is the only sane person in this entire franchise. Wanting to save his daughter from Edward, absolute father material. 10/10

Charlie really on team Jacob here. Don’t blame him 🐺💕

Edward really is the type of boyfriend who wouldn’t let you walk to the store without breathing down your neck. Hah see what I did there? But he’s husband material? Okayyy

Bella’s Mom sees the red flags too!! Bella please gurllll. 🚩🚩🚩

Aweeee her mom’s so freaking sweet! Bella pay her a visit for the life of me

STEVE IS THAT YOU??

You know what song should be playing when they’re running? Wolves- by Selena Gomez

AYYYEEEE ITS WOLF BOY!!

Edward; certified gaslighter, lover of liess

Lmao. Get recked Edward. Wolf boy’s got nards

Even Jacob’s getting roasted by the boys.

I love how welcoming the wolves are to her. Very wholesome. Yet she still chose the vampire??

THANK YOU JACOB! TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER!

Mmm yes. Pocket that shirt for later. Let the stank stink 👌🏻😤

Lmaoo. Thought the boy was going to make out with Charlie real quick

Vampires can SMELL people? Huh. Seems legit 👃🏻

“Sthap. From now on I’m Switserland, okay??”

Really at each others throats there, huh?

“Doesn’t he have a shirt?” Bro I don’t think so. He’s an aPECKS predator *rawr* 🐺

Ngl. I actually kinda like the lore with the werewolves. Idk! It’s kinda cool in the midsts of all the Bella drama.

I don’t understand why Bella can’t see her family and crap. Like-?? Charlie could vibe with it- he’d be confused but he’s vibe! He wouldn’t care

“I won’t stop fighting for you until your heart stops beating”

“Well you won’t have to fight for long :/“

LMAO THE PUNCH. SHE REALLY THOUGHT

“I kissed Bella. And she broke her hand punching my face”

Charlie: *too stunned to speak*

Awee :( Poor Rosalie. I honestly feel so bad for her. At least she got her revenge!

Omg Jojo Siwa is that you??

The sniffing of the flannel has me so freaking dead 💀💀. They mf passed it around like nacho cheese dip

Grrrrr Ima angree woof >:/ 🐺🐺🐺

Ah yes. Pet the dawgy

LMAOOO. Bella really had to put out that she’s a virgin. Charlie’s so much happier

OH SHIT WELL THAT DIDNT LAST LONG HOLY FUCK— wait nvm oh well damn

“Sorry Bella, but I don’t want you to be a slut- I only consent in marriage 👊🏻😌”

The mf awkward running with Bella.

OH SHIT THEY’RE EMERGING LIKE LOCH NESS MONSTERS

CHILDREN OF THE SEA!

“Let’s face it. I AM hotter than you 😉”

Jacob really knows how to slide into those dms- and sleeping bags

Edward mf glaring daggers at him

“She could change her mind you know” sir she has the brain capacity of a spoon. I don’t think she will

JAKE STAY- WTF YOU THINK HE IS- A DOG???

Bella you’re choosing the vampire. Why do you need to lead on the wolf too?

I love how vampire are shiny on the inside too ;)

BELLA DONT JUST SIT THERE RUN??? HIDE!! Something useful!!

Talk about a neck breaking experience!

Bro really got hurt on the last leg of the fight huh?

“That’s highly dangerous”

“Well at least you’re bullet proof!”

*and scene*

#Honestly- this one was probably 5/10 for me #overall the plot was all over the place #but did have SOME moments #twilight #first watch #shitpost #pls dont take this seriously #dont at me #just a simple person trying to vibe here #enjoy

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datawyrms · 4 years

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Dannymay2020 Day 31: Free Day (ghost sword fight lets go)

It was for science, a good cause. His life would be so much better if he didn’t have to hear his parents gleefully discuss ripping apart some mindless ectoplasmic scum molecule by molecule. Right now though, he was remembering the other reason he flinched in horror when having to take his parents anywhere. Complete embarrassment. One extra downside to ghost powers: knowing you actually can just have the ground swallow you up in shame, but knowing you really, really shouldn’t. When your dad is sitting with sodas strapped to his head and waving a foam finger with your friend’s name on it, it got very tempting.

He’d almost prefer dealing with an ecto gun. “Dad, you’re actually going to pay attention, right?”

“Course I will Danny-boy! That goth friend of yours will kick that ghost right back to its own dimension, and I’ll be watching.”

The half ghost groaned, crossing his arms. “Dad.”

“And totally see if it’s actually a fight with rules. I did listen, son! It’s just good to see young people taking up ghost hunting!”

“This isn’t ghost hunting!”

“Right. Your friend is just going to clobber a ghost with a sword. For Science!”

Well he wasn’t wrong exactly, but it wasn’t helping him not regret every second of this stupid plan. “It’s more Sam’s doing the ghost a favour, and Sam’s doing me a favour by letting us watch. Sooo don’t go calling the ghost scum or anything. Please.”

“Hmmhm. I did read your notes son. You think I’d come with no weapons if I thought your observations were shoddy?” he clapped the boy on the back, who had to struggle to not fall over. “Still gotta root for your friend kiddo!”

Yes. Yes he did, actually. Yet asking his dad to maybe be a little less enthusiastic was like asking the sun to maybe be a little less bright. Pointless, and possibly amusing to anyone overhearing you. “She manages without a cheering section most of the time,” he felt the need to point out before heading down the hill to check in with Sam.

“I don’t know what I expected. Not that, that’s for sure.”

“Tell me about it. I didn’t think he’d do anything but scowl from the hill because he’s worried about a dastardly ghost. Sorry.” he rubbed the back of his neck, eyes flicking between his friend and the bright orange blight on the hillside.

“Nah. Arlas will probably get a kick out of it anyway, she likes having an audience,” Sam shrugged, fiddling with the lightweight wooden sword. “I have a few new tricks. Who knew Star of all people would like fencing?”

“Did she swear you to secrecy?”

“Bought my silence by being a pretty good practice partner,” her grin faded somewhat “Guess I’ve been buying into their ‘popular’ shtick too. She’s not that bad.”

“Then I’ll pretend you didn’t tell me. You don’t think she’ll try and talk to Dad, right? That could get ugly real quick.”

“She might. She knows to keep the whole met in the ghost zone thing quiet, but I can’t promise much else,”

“Well I can’t promise he won’t call her putrid protoplasm so we’re totally doomed.”

“Maybe we can make it sound like good natured ribbing?”

“With what ribs?” Danny smirked in spite of himself

“Oh shut up you. Go worry about not turning invisible trying to hide from your dad or something. I’ve got this.”

He nodded, backing off to head back to his expected spot. He wasn’t meant to know the ghost well, after all. He did notice the ghost showing up before anyone else, but forced himself to act oblivious.

“Oh, there’s the spook! You mentioned the heavy leg armor, these ones can’t do the leg shapeshifting thing, right?”

Danny blinked. He’d actually read and paid attention to all of it? “Yeah, that’s right. It can be pretty heavy since they don’t have to walk much with the whole flying thing, apparently.” his eyes flicked to his Dad’s face, trying to figure out how the man felt about Sam and this ghost greeting one another in friendly terms. He didn’t look angry, so maybe it was a good sign?

“First to three hits is what you said, right?”

Man this felt weird. Answering things about ghosts without constantly worrying he’d be called a ghost for it. “Sam’s pretty sure five would take too long. Either because she gets tired out, or a ghost hunter barging in.” Something he had almost done three times, but he couldn’t mention that bit.

Jack kept his eyes fixed on the two, leaning forward even as he slurped from the ridiculous soda contraption. “That’s how she wins, right son?” he pointed as Sam blocked a swing and danced backwards, forcing the knight to give chase. “She outruns em and can go for smaller openings.”

“How did yo-yeah. That’s usually how, since she can’t just fly after her…” How could he pick up on that and not his son literally falling through things for a month?

Arlas looked as if she might have caught on to Sam’s usual plan as well, backing off instead of pursuing after another failed clash. He honestly had zero idea what to do in that situation that wasn’t ‘shoot ecto blast’, but his friend seemed to have a decent idea, feigning a left swing before jabbing forward at a much greater speed.

“Ha! Lookit that, already winning!”

“You’ll distract her if you cheer louder.”

“Nah, your little friends are tough!”

He did seem to be right, the boisterous cheering when Sam had the upper hand not earning as much as a glance from the fight. Sam did shoot Danny a look at the boo his Dad made when Arlas managed to turn a block into a strike Sam couldn’t defend against in time, and he could only shrug. Hopefully the knight wasn’t too annoyed at the blatant favoritism. Or maybe she expected it, being a visitor and all.

Still, making it through the combat without having to stop his Dad from trying to capture or hurt the ghost was pretty good. Even if it was still really weird to have him just watch. He personally didn’t even need to watch the fight, watching Jack was more than enough indication on how things were going. Okay, maybe he was a bit paranoid, watching just in case he had to do some split second overshadowing. Moreso now that the ghost apparently wanted to say hello to the watching human, to his complete dismay.

“Oh, so it is a family thing! What interesting armor.” Arlas said, looking at the bright orange jumpsuit.

Jack did seem a little surprised at the possible complement, hiding it with a nod. “Always need to be prepared!”

Danny manared to peek out from behind his fingers. Dad hadn’t threatened her. That was progress. That was good! Him possibly wondering why she thought jumpsuits were a family thing was not good! Sam’s advice of remembering not to turn invisible suddenly seemed very useful.

“Still I hope it was a good show. Sir Manson is still a bit too fast for me, but I’ll figure out a way around that soon, you’ll see.”

“You could just lose the armor, you’re way better at planning than I am.” Sam pointed out, earning a laugh from the ghost.

“If I plan to work in it, I must be able to beat you in it! The extra preparation can only be a good thing. That, and I can use the same trick on the others if they get overconfident.”

“So you consider being a knight as a job? You could do something else if you got bored of the sword swinging gig?” Jack asked, hand on his chin as he watched the floating knight.

“Of course! There are plenty of things to do back home, but who wouldn’t want to help protect the Queen? It’s not like I cannot retire when I no longer wish to do it.” she paused, looking up at the sky as if searching for an example. “I suppose you do not really have proper communities of ghosts over here, just the stronger sorts or the occasional animal?”

“Nope. We just get the town attacking beasties”

“Ah, well who doesn’t? Troublemakers will be troublemakers.” she shrugged easily, apparently not considering herself a ‘beastie’.

Jack considered the answer, the loud slurping sound rather at odds with the pensive look on his face. Surely he didn’t think this ghost would make up an entire fake backstory, or be perfectly fine with losing to a human in a fair fight while being ‘mindless’. “So the Fentons are known over in your world then?”

“Well I wouldn’t say unknown. The outfits are pretty memorable! Yours more than your son’s. He is your son, I think. That’s the right term?”

Of course she had to bring up his jumpsuit. That he never wore. Because it was on his ghost form. Sam’s wince in sympathy did not help.

“See Danno, even the ghosts think you need more colour! Even Jazz’s is blue, maybe we should get you an orange one.”

“Maybe. Mine’s fine, thanks.” he managed to speak, hoping he didn’t sound too much like he’d been internally choking.

Sam took up damage control before her friend managed to be more suspicious than a wolf in a sheep pen. “Well, I’ve got stuff to do, and Arlas does too. See ya Mr. Fenton.”

The ghost did seem a little put out to not continue to chat, but took Sam’s lead, turning invisible before making her way back home.

“Not even going to try and scare anyone while she’s here huh? Interesting.” Jack commented. “Certainly a lot to think about kiddo! Our little researcher,” he ruffled Danny’s hair, earning a grunt from his son. “You think you might be able to arrange talking to some of these other ‘non-violent’ ghosts?”

“Oh. Yeah. Probably? Not right away, but sure.”

“Great! I want to see for myself if the stories line up. If they do, then we’ll need to figure out why only the blobs and animals showed up before the portal.” he got to his feet, apparently wanting to go write things down in the lab right away.

“Because they were the only ones dumb enough to leave the ghost zone without a portal to go home with.” Danny muttered “The smart ones wouldn’t risk it,”

“Right, you scrawled that on the back of your folder. Which ghost told you that again?”

In truth? Frostbite. Yet he didn’t have a way to explain that. “Phantom.”

“Well you can’t use yourself as a primary source son, that’d be considered speculation.”

Danny could only stare. Whoops.

#dannymay2020 #Danny Phantom #Jack Fenton #sam manson #my stuff #i think the burnout got me #today was hard #even tho i kinda knew what i wanted to do #so the fight is lameee #oh well #I DID IT 31 DAYS WOO #...now what am i gonna do :v

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bgcambrosiasims · 2 years

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ELIZABETH: “Now I KNOW you’re not talking about fighting when you were over here talking about trying to get me sent home! The only Bad Girl fraud is YOU, BITCH!”

RUTH: “You guys are so fucking EXTRA! Leave this girl alone, like damn!”

DEVON: “You guys are literally so LAMEEE! Grown ass women picking on another woman for literally nothing! Get the fuck out of here.”

SCARLETT: “Bitch, this doesn’t even involve you! What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!”

DEVON: “I’m BEING a DECENT person and helping this girl get her bed out of the pool! The fuck does it look like?!”

SCARLETT: “I don’t have beef with you, Devon. Stay the fuck out of this!”

DEVON: “What the fuck is your issue, dude?! I can’t just stand here and let you pick on someone who didn’t even start anything with you!”

#sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 story #ts4 story #bgca1 #bgca1ep2 #elizabeth deville #ruth lago #devon grace #scarlett creed

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blueboltkatana · 4 years

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Speaking of Donnie being portrayed as pacifist. I take issues with Leo’s portrayal in fics just like Donnie. Leo is seen as either this bossy know it all or never picking fights. Leo from 2003 will fight you over crackers. (He actually did this in 2003). “Watch the crackers?!” Someone didn’t watch his crackers. Leo: >:( *Ready to fight* . 2012 Leo has tackled his brothers in a playfight loads of times. Leo in both versions enjoys going out to places with people even to events he doesn’t like.

Fucking thank you! I absolutely agree and since he's the one i like slightly more than the others, *slightly*, I'm gonna do the petty thing and write a long answer. Hope you don't mind too much.

There's a few things i hate when it comes to Leonardo in fics:

1. He's characterized as cold and stony leader guy who has no role other than give orders and be serious

2. He's the "bad guy" who ruins the fun or doesn't take his brothers seriously and thinks of himself as better than them

3. He's a pacifist who doesn't *actually* like fighting Raph or whatever

And I'm saying they're all WRONG.

Leonardo has a temper, he likes fighting, he enjoys bantering with Raph, he likes kicking ass, I'm not saying he's violent or unreasonable, but he doesn't hesitate to throw hands. Especially 2003 Leo who is a fucking beast. Remember when he almost sliced His Father's ear off cause he got mad?!?

Nardo is a fucking Dork. He makes Puns all the time, he and Mikey are constantly making stupid jokes, Raph would smack him in the head just as much as he does with Mikey if he didn't jump his ass for doing it. He is more serious than his brothers yes, but he's not serious all the time and he can be really fucking dorky and childish sometimes.

Leo does think he's more skilled than his brothers, but he knows he's not a better ninja than them. In 2003 he has a lot of self esteem issues and getting fucking ptsd and depression after Exodus and The Shredder Strikes Back doesn't fucking help. There's a whole speech he makes where he's frustrated that they're not trying to get better, they're not training enough, they're not strong enough, and it all comes from his fear of loosing them and failing them as a leader and brother. He trains Mikey and basically tells him he's got so much potential exept he doesn't care enough to tap into it, and it drives Leo crazy because he needs them to be the best they can be. Being a ninja is such an important thing in his life he can't imagine not wanting to be the best.

Like i said everything that happens in Exodus serves as the final trigger to his bottled up issues which leads to his character development. He is not perfect but he's not a cold asshole that only thinks of himself stop treating him like shit.

There's sooo many moments in the 2003 version that Leon is more than ready to throw hands and I'm amazed people think he's a pacifist. Dude my boy cut off Shredders head like he was straight out of Game of Thrones. He doesn't like unnecessary fighting sure, but he still likes fighting and being a ninja.

Leo can also be a party dude, not like Mikey, but that doesn't mean he can't have fun. Remember that cute dance party in 2012? For the love of GoD stop having him stay in the background when the group is celebrating or being the one to ruin the fun for no reason other than to have his brothers say "Aw Leo you're so lameee"

So anyway stan Leo, thanks for reading, I'm out.

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #leonardo tmnt #leonardo #leonardo 2003 #ask #blue answers #thanks for the ask #stop disrespecting my son #he deserves all the love

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shinesunshine · 4 years

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Send Your Muse’s Assumptions About My Muse And They’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

@the-reeking-of-burnt-flesh said: For the assumptions meme. "Daddy's girl, naive, fight for love and justice and blah blah blah. Lameee."

“Kinda...” Most of it was correct if she’s honest with herself. She was a daddy’s girl, his youngest child, and his favorite, as she had inherited his quirk and made it stronger. Then there were the lofty heroic ideals she held so high. She wanted justice overall for people. She wanted to save people. Naive though, she didn’t want that to be true, she just wanted to see the good in people. Even if she was proven wrong time and time again.

#thereekingofburntflesh #Ohhhh he hit a nerve XD #( answers )

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rosyerim · 5 years

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cafe au | haechan

“yeah, welcome to our cafe and please don’t ask for our “secret” menu because we don’t have one.”

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lee donghyuck, or haechan as everybody else calls him is cafe angel’s resident grumpy boy

can be found either clinging onto mark whilst whining or chilling on the bean bags meant for the customers

but does anybody tell him to move? yes, but does he? nope

unless its doyoung or ten telling him off then he moves and “works”

until they find him sitting in the backroom with jisung instead of working

sometimes sits by jaemin whose working the cash register and judges his flirting skills

“did you really say she doesn’t need sugar because shes already sweet? lameee”

“haechan aren’t you meant to be working?”

“jaemin, you’re not working either, you’re flirting”

cue doyoung shouting at them to attend to the customers

he’s pretty good at raking in the tips mostly because the customers always have good banter with him as he is very sassy

rolls his eyes when he asks “for here or take away?” and they say “here but in a to go cup”

he will legit fight the next customer who asks for “secret” menu option

“this isn’t starbucks our only menu is the one on the wall!!”

likes to doodle on the to go coffee cups and gives away the ones with hearts on them to nice customers but gives ones w angry clouds on them to cheeky customers

renjun highkey judging his art skills in the corner

despite his lazy rep, haechan can make a mean hot chocolate and always makes it look pretty

half of his ig feed is him uploading pics of his hot chocolates with colour coordinated captions

claims only he can make good hot chocolates and doesn’t let anybody else make them when he works

he won’t tell anybody but he’s super satisfied when he see’s a customer smiling after they drink his hot chocolate

“...haechan why are you smiling so intently at that little kid”

“because he reminds me of an elf fuck off mark”

during his breaks catch him extending them from 15 minutes to an hour and chilling on the bean bags but with a blanket tucked up all around him

if he ends up falling asleep he will not budge so good luck moving him

chenle takes this opportunity to draw on his face but his dolphin laughs wakes him up every single time

groans when rush hour starts and always tries to get out of it but mark keeps on iron grip on him

even though he seems he doesn’t like his job, haechan will not go to any other cafe and will square up to anybody who shit talks cafe angel

once, his sister came home with pastries from starbucks and haechan wouldn’t talk to her for a week

he loves it when it rains mainly because he can watch people getting splashed by cars on the sidewalk and laugh at them

he’s stuck with the customers in a bad mood tho but then he turns on his full sun mode and the customers leaves with an extra large coffee and two pastries they didn’t know they wanted

which is how he met you

it was an extremely rainy Sunday evening and you were in a bad mood having fought with your best friend & your guardians at home, you went for a walk to cool off

and of course it started pouring rain and you were umbrella less

the to top it off you were splashed by a damn lorry just as you were about to head into a cafe called angel for shelter from the downpour

you dejectedly had walked into the cafe which was surprisingly busy and waited in the queue, feeling so done with how your day was ending up

the pink haired cashier asked for your order and you just mumbled out “a large black coffee with 4 extra shots of espresso”

jaemin titled his head lowkey concerned cause thats a lot of caffeine but an orders an order

you paid him and picked an empty booth to sit in by yourself after grabbing the warm drink

you didn’t even make a face when you sipped the drink you were feeling so bleak

but little did you know an angel was going to brighten up your day

you were lost in your thoughts when a sudden flurry of moment caught your eye and next thing you know theres a smiley boy sitting across from you and a plate of two muffins next to your coffee

before you could even say anything he stuck his hand out and introduced himself

“hello my name is haechan and I noticed that you seemed down so I'm here to lift you up!”

you shook his hand and introduced yourself back a little surprised

“it’s very nice to meet you y/n”

you smiled politely at him not really in the mood to talk to this very bubbly person but he was insistent asking you how old you were, where you went to school, etc until you ended up in a deep conversation about Michael Jackson and his best song

haechan was so close to busting out a moonwalk just to prove he was right until doyoung interrupted to tell you it was closing time

two hours had passed without you two realising and you awkwardly brought our your wallet to pay for the muffins which were very nice

you bought two again the next time you came

haechan just waved you off for paying

“don’t worry its on the house”

“ah no I have to give you something in return for the muffins”

you could literally see haechan’s lips curl into a smug grin

“okay! give me your phone number then”

very smooth donghyuck

you gave it to him slightly giddy at the prospect of him wanting to actually become friends or more with you

but before you left you thanked him for making your day better and he just smiled bashfully

“anytime, you know they named this cafe after me because I'm an actual angel and I could be your guardian angel ;)”

you just giggled at him before quickly pecking his cheek and walking out, your face probably a tomato

yet the second you left haechan was tackled by mark and jaemin as his face flushed the brightest red, doyoung rolling his eyes behind the counter

“damn hyuck since when did you get so slick?”

“wow lee donghyuck talking to a customer no, flirting with a customer?!”

he just pushed them off and whipped out his phone staring at your contact name looking back up at him

he smiled happily to himself as he changed your name slightly and waddled over to the bean bags, debating what to text you first

[to] y/n♡

hey, its your guardian angel ;) sent 10:02pm

you almost dropped your phone when you read the text, feeling your face grow warm

then you received another text from him and it was a selfie of him wrapped in a blanket, a peace sign held up by his grin

hooo the softest boy I LOVE

your fingers hovered over the screen, racking your mind for a smart reply

[from] y/n♡

oh? I didn’t know my guardian angel was so cute sent 10:04pm

then you sent him a selfie of yourself back, doing the same pose as him

sadly, you didn’t get to see haechan blush as he read your message then scream as he saw your selfie, running around the cafe to try and express how his heart felt

“donghyuck, you’re getting the floor dirty, I just fucking mopped it!”

“okay mark if you had someone as pretty as y/n sending you selfies, your dumbass would do the same!!”

cue doyoung rolling his eyes again and hitting haechan with a towel, urging him to help clean up but deep down he was happy for haechan finally finding someone for himself

thus, began your love story with the one and only lee donghyuck ♡

a/n: get well soon fullsun ♡

#nct #nct au #haechan #haechan imagine #donghyuck #lee donghyuck #donghyuck imagines #nct imagines #nct dream imagine

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mcrgtrobbie · 5 years

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drunk, sad, mad, reveal

DRUNK (BLAIRE & ZAYN)

[ text → dick for brains ]: thys partyy is lamEEE[ text → dick for brains ]: im g0oing 2 the b-room[ text → dick for brains ]: last stall, locK the door ;)

SAD (ARIANNA & MADDOX)

[ text → future hubby ]: i get it, work comes first[ text → future hubby ]: i just really wanted to see you tonight[ text → future hubby ]: the wedding is in a few weeks & i just want to spend some time together

MAD (TANZIE & EZRA)

[ text → ezra g ]: don’t getting pissed off at me because you fucked up the pick up time[ text → ezra g ]: 4 pm means 4pm, not 4:05 or 4:10 & it also doesn’t mean sending sawyer to pick jamey up[ text → ezra g ]: you can come pick up him at my house after we have dinner[ text → ezra g ]: and don’t get shitty with your brother, he isn’t jamey’s father you are

REVEAL (MONROE & DOMINIC)

[ text → dom ]: i’m trying so hard to be patient with you because i know that this pregnancy has been a lot for you, but it’s been a lot for me, too, dom and i feel like i’ve been doing everything i can to make things easier for you and i’ve gotten nothing in return[ text → dom ]: i don’t want to fight with you and i don’t want you to not be involved and i know i say this all the time, but i can’t do this half in/half out bullshit with you anymore. it’s not fair anymore, to me or to your daughter

#answered meme #ship: blaire and zayn #ship: arianna and maddox #ship: tanzie and ezra #ship: monroe and dominic

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gayoongles · 7 years

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Theory of (our) Love

Pairing: Spiderman/Deadpool Summary: The relationship between Spidey and Deadpool isn't new, exactly. They know each other's identities and despite his never ending insecuties about his skin, Spiderman knows what Deadpool looks like and still loves him no matter what. But will Wade's insecurities and constant self-hatred get to be too much for Spidey to handle? Warnings: Angst, Self-Depricating thoughts, implied suicide A/N: This is only chapter 1, so there will be a part 2 (and possibly a part 3 idk yet) but I'm sorry that chapter 1 is super short. This is my first attempt in years at writing fanfiction, and this is also my first time writing spideypool, so let me know if there's anything I can do in the future to improve anything with either of their personalities or the boxes or just anything else y'all think I should improve on :) Deadpools POV I stumbled into mine and Peter's shared apartment after having managed to fight off 3 bad guys without killing them, since Peter doesn't like me killing. [I still don't understand why you didn't kill those bastards, Peter would've never found out] [[Yeah c'mon, what kind of merc are you if you don't kill]] "The kind that doesn't want his boyfriend to hate him if he does" I mumble. [Lameee] I tried to ignore the boxes' taunts as much as I could as I threw my weapons down on the couch and made my way into the bedroom, putting on a cheery face when I see my boyfriend on his computer. "How's it goin' Baby Boy?" I ask as I jump into the bed next to him. He grins and closes his laptop, leaning over and pulling my mask up to my nose before kissing me gently, "Better now that you're back, how was your patrol or whatever?" Peter asks. [Hell yeah, get some!] [[Shut up Yellow, he's not gonna be getting shit with his ugly fucking face still exposed]] "Shut up" I say to the boxes, but pulling my mask back down anyway. Peter frowned at the movement and waved a hand in front of my face, "Hello? Earth to Wade? You still listening?" I look up quickly at him, eyes wide underneath my mask, "Yes, yes! Sorry Petey, boxes are being annoying as always. It was alright, it would've been better if you have come with me but I didn't kill anyone, promise! He sighed, "I know I'm sorry I wish I could've come, but I had a lot of work to do for both college and my job. I'm proud of you for not killing though." He threw a leg over my waist, straddling me and running his hands over my leather clad chest, "Now let's get you out of your suit huh? Must be hot in there after all the fighting you did tonight, and I wanna see you." He reaches up to take off my mask with one hand while using the other to start trying to get the body of my suit off. He gets mad at me, though, when I grab his hands, stopping him from exposing any part of me, "Boxes were taunting me 'bout how ugly I am and stuff so I don't wanna take anything off tonight, sorry Baby Boy," I say guilty, even though I know it won't help the situation. He gets off the bed angrily, "What the hell Wade?? How many times do I have to tell you that I love you and the way you look despite all the scars? You always blame the boxes, saying that they told you this and that, but I think that no matter what, you just keep thinking that you're too ugly or not good enough for me. Not the boxes, YOU Wade. They just bring the thoughts out more, but in the end, they're your thoughts. I try to be patient with it all, and I still love you more than anything, but I think we need to take a break until you figure out what you want." He stuffs a few outfits and some other important things in a bag, "I'm gonna go stay at Aunt May's for a while, come find me when you figure yourself out." He turns and walks out the door before I can say anything, leaving me all by myself, the only sounds being the boxes taunting me nonstop and the sound of cars honking and sirens wailing from the street below, until the noise gets to be too much and I grab my spare handgun that I keep under the bed, silencing it all completely until the morning.

#spideypool #spiderman #peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool

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drv3imagines · 7 years

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Welp time for angst before this… BY YIEUGBTIUBOUVBGGUBPIBGBVGBUVGBYUVGBYGVBYUGVBYUVGBYDBYVGD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY [Starts smiling] …….You saw nothing

Shuichi Saihara

-You and Saihara were fighting over something for a while It wasn’t that bad until he said something.. -”….Why can’t you just listen for once….?” -….. What…? Did he really just say that….? -Saihara is done with everyone’s shit -You just stared at him mouth agape he being extremely confused -He than realized he said that out-loud -Before he could tell you sorry you felt tears do down your face and one thing after the other… -You slapped him and yelled -”WE’RE THREW YOU J-JERK!!!” -…All he could do was stare at the mistakes he made as tears dripped down his face -”…..S/O I’m so sorry…” -WELL I THINK THE ONE WHO SCREWED UP WAS YOU S/O SEE THIS CINNAMON BUN??

Kiibo

-You and your robot boyfriend were fighting about something -Of course it wasn’t that bad but he suddenly said something.. -”S/O Why can’t you……Please listen for a second to me for once!!!” -For Once -All you could do was stare as he looked confused at your sudden reaction -”E-Eh…? S/-” -Before he could finish yelled -”….So is that you feel…? THEN YOU WON’T CARE THEN WE’RE THREW!!!!’ -Even though he had no idea what that meant he couldn’t stop something -He felt….. -Wrong…Horrible..Just he couldn’t take it… -”OVER HEATING OVER HEATING DATA OVERLOADDDDD DANGANRONPA11037 RESTART!!!” -”Success data of the last hour erased” -…S/O where are you…I’m very confused..

Kaito Momota

-You and Kaito were argueing about something -It didn’t seem all that bad until your boyfriend said something -”..God damn ittttt Why won’t you listen to me…..But that’s usual…” -You just stared at him crying a bit he seemed…Surprised himself???? -”AH SHIT!!! WAIT SORR-” -Before he could keep talking you yelled -”…Is that so…? Then you wouldn’t mind me saying this you jerk..WE ARE THR-” -Before you could keep talking you felt Kaito hug you -”..Sorry S/O I don’t know why I said that dumb shit…Can ya forgive me..?” “………Only if you make it up..” -”DEAL!!!” -Okay listen here for allllll the people who wanna see space boi suffer OVER MY DEAD BISMOL PINK BODY

Ouma Kokichi

-You and Ouma were fighting …This was normal though it was bound to end soon… But Ouma…Ouma yelled something -”..GOSH DARN IS S/OOOOOO~!!! Why are you such a spoil sport… Maybe you get it better off with Saihara…” -…What… -Did he just make a joke of you dating Saihara.. -Even though you were dating him….? SOMEHOW -”Ohhhhhh this is the last strawww.. OUMA KOKICHI YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DUMPED!!!” -…Huh..? -The second you said that he just froze -”Eh..? Oh okay lameee” -All you could do was stare as he felt slowly just staring at you -..You felt tears stream down your face but what you didn’t know -”….I’m not crying~!!!!! This is sweat coming out of my eyes!!..I’m so so happy that person dumped me!! I’m so great they can’t come near my level!! Such a nice day to be alive!!” -”I’m crying please,please help me…. I want sob and sob….I want them back…..I’m such a weakling they never even deserved me……. I want to die please just end me….Please..”

Amami Rantarou

[Includes MILD Spoilers]

-You and Amami were fighting over something -Probably something about Bicycles -Unlike all the rest this one was pretty bad…He suddenly just broke and said softly -”…..I don’t even care anymore..Just say your [SHIT] option and stop this fight” -..Was he serious…? Did he really just say “Say your option and end this” THIS FIGHT IS SERIOUS!!!! -”…Amami why won’t you just care….!? I’m sorry to say this but…I can’t take it we’re threw!!” -”….Amami…?” -You waved your hands infront of him all he did was stare -”…….” -He fell to his knees you were VERY confused watching these actions he had a look in his eyes.. -”….AMAMI????” -”So this is it..Seeing all that death yet now I feel it…Despair….” -”AMAMI??”

Korekiyo Shinguuji

-MOM TOJO HELPED ALOT WITH THIS THANK HER PLEASE ALSO THE END HAS SPOILERS

-This one wasn’t even a fight

-HE JUST SAID [Habit] was un-usual.. OTHER PEOPLE DO IT!!!

-Of course he never meant anything but…..WHEN HE TRIES TO SMILE STARE HE SCARES CHILDREN

-”……..Nothing’s wrong with it….Hey Shinguuji why do you think it’s wrong..?’

-Let’s just skip this shit and let me say thus now HE FUCKING MADE IT WORSE

-”…..Shinguuji…Why..? It’s not wrong……Why do you…? I can’t do it….I can’t….We’re threw…..!”

-At that moment he felt it

-He felt how bad he screwed up

-”…N-No..THAT’S NOT IT JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!”

-Of course he tried to defend himself…FAILING MISERABLY

-After to failing to the point of no return….You just left crying a bit..

-”…Onee-San….W-What do I do..?

-”….Korekiyo everything is fine…We just have to make them our friend again..You want to see me to righT…? Now they can too”

-”…See you again…? They love to meet you as well…Let me get them and when I’m done I’ll see you Onee-San”

-”Ehe of course”

Gokuhara Gonta

-Before I do this I’m tellling you something

-NO JUST N O

-BUG BOI WILL NOT NE HARMED

-YOU NEVER FIGHT IF YOU DID HE SAY SORRY RIGHT AWAY

-Unless you steped on a bug

-THEN YOU A A DEAD SON OF A BITCH

-BUT HE STILL STOP

Ryouma Hoshi

[FUCK I WENT TOO FAR WELP SUICIDE IS METIONED SO INNOCENT PEEPS LEAVE PLZ…..Still not having smut]

-You two were fighting -As hard it is to get him to be mad.. -You were just a bit mad..That he was fighting a jerk behind your back -He didn’t have to…..He could’ve told you.. -He keeps saying he was protecting you -…Your mad your emotions are swirling -And -You say you wanna break up …… -……..As soon as you do he leaves

-SOMEWHERE THE FUCK ELSE

-….A body slowly swung back and fourth some tears falling off his face to the ground a smile on his face despite being dead a photo of him and a person on the ground tears over it..

-A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!!!

#Mod Kaede #Angsttttttt #Computer Posts #My computer's less laggy yay!!!#WHY? WHY DO I KILL MYSELF SO?#TRY ME I DARE YOU #.....Please don't I am a frail weaboo BUT I HURT YOU WITH WORDS #.....I'm sorry #OUMA NO I'M SORRY #Just so you knowwwwww Amami is about the only one in the Prison school YEAH #Mom Tojo helps agaim!!! And Mod Kaede just...Sucks #Hoshi is in the prison school as well...I guess...The jerk must be OUMA #HOSHI NO JUST NO #HOSHI NO #NO #tw: suicide mention

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