OKAY hear me out but touya WITH a job getting ready at your cute vanity and pink room. struggling to put up his cargo pants/ slacks with the belt, while running over to get his coat off of the fuzzy pink chair in the corner. he's forced to fix his hair and check if his face looks the least presentable in your mirror filled with polaroids before he goes out and it's SO funny to watch him do that omg. i'm gonna die
(pt. i!)
WAHHH mismatched socks, the elastic of his calvin kleins (that u bought him) peeking out at his backside; he nearly trips over his work bag that's waiting for him on the floor and practically slides right into your full-length mirror--you're really rooting for him and even though he wouldnt say it, he'd try to strangle himself if he lost his job for being late just one too many times--because he's rushing to get out the door.
you can hear him from the kitchen where you're putting together lunches (not for him specifically, but because you already make something for yourself, you might as well...you're welcome, touya), AND YES IT'S SO HARD not to laugh when the door bursts open and he's looking like a little fool with his black and white hair actually combed down and smudges around his eyes from trying + failing to get your eyeliner off of him.
(also, did he use your hairspray that was sitting on your vanity? maybe. okay, yes. though it's no surprise he knows where everything you own is lmfao)
he stills refuses to let you put things in a lunch box, but no way in HELL he's not shoving the wrapped sandwich and bento full of fruit into his bag before !!! kissing you goodbye!!!
it's truly like a dream come true 'coz even though part of him feels like a DOG having to work for the man, making you happy is what MAKES HIM HAPPY and being able to fill your (and now! his) room with more cute and pink things is his new favorite hobby...
(and even though he blushes like hell doing it, the next lunch date he's picking you up from, he's paying the whole table's bill in CASH and not taking no for an answer. makes him feel the best he has in a while. even though he's still eating everyone's leftovers lmao.)
slay the house down HOUSTON I'M DECEASED!!!!
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Fic: -and the literal dead character who can’t even eat or sleep or feel anything and is in eternal agony knew his friend had it worse than them, sure the friend was alive and depressed but being dead meant they weren’t suffering like their alive friend was who btw was also the reason they died slowly and painfully in the first place -
Dead character: -also feels guilty for blaming their friend for literally killing them even though they legit DIED because of them-
Me:
Me: no I’m sure the dead character has it worse.
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I am a huge fan of any sort of reference to Iceman’s familiar history/relationships (or lack thereof), so long as there’s a little bit of angst ;) but I want to know what your favorite reason for tension between Iceman and his dad is because I know some people have preferences. Also, I def missed things so let me know your fave in the comment.
Note: I elected to use the term officer to broadly represent his father’s position in the military without giving him a specific rank in order to streamline the poll, so all you Admiral Father fans (myself included) I promise I didn’t ignore you.
Obviously it is possible for it to be a combination and I wish there was the ability to select multiple but unfortunately there’s not. So choose your favorite to start from and then comment below what your favorite combo/specific backstory is :)
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Officer Down
Pages 114-116
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Summarized ID: Lupin wakes up to the sound of his gang and Zenigata fighting. He rushes down the hall excitedly and sees that Zenigata is awake.
FULL ID UNDER CUT:
Lupin walks out of his room at night, there is a transition panel of the moon and stars to show that the night has passed, and it is day now.
A speechbubble is in the center of the page, it reads: "GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME, YOU CRIMINALS!!!"
Lupin startles awake from his position on the couch. He sits up in the living room. The living room is a bit messy with a few beer bottles scattered around, a cigarette tray, and a few other items. From down the hall comes shouting.
Fujiko: Please, just stay down! We aren't trying to hurt you for fuck's sake!
Jigen: I might be if keep freaking SQUIRMING!
Zenigata: LET ME GO! LET ME GO! YOU'RE MESSING WITH INTERPOL, YOU HEAR ME!? INTERPOL!!!
Lupin looks half asleep, the shouting continues.
"Owch!" Someone shouts.
"Be careful!" Someone else shouts.
Lupin's eyes open wide, the background lightens.
"Not on your life!" Zenigata shouts.
Lupin splits into an eager grin.
Lupin sprints down the hall. More shouting.
Jigen: Shit! How did he-- crap! Fujiko! grab another pair! Quick! they're in that drawer!
Zenigata lets out a yell.
Inside Lupin's bedroom, Zenigata is handcuffed three times to the bed posts, yelling and kicking. Jigen is holding one of his legs, and Goemon is holding another. Fujiko is holding one of his wrists and preparing to slap a fourth handcuff on him. Fujiko is in a low cut pink dress, Jigen is in a green sleepshirt, Goemon is in a fundoshi.
Fujiko: Keep him still!
Zenigata: HANDCUFF ME ALL YOU WANT, I MADE THEM, I CAN BREAK THEM TOO!!!
Goemon: ggh- he's as strong as a wild boar! agh! inspector, stop thrashing!
Zenigata: HELP! HELP! SOMEONE, I'M BEING ATTACKED!
Lupin watches from the doorway.
Fujiko: Ow!
Jigen: Hey! Lupin!!!
Fujiko: Lupin!?
Lupin starts giggling.
Jigen: Get your ass over here and hold him down!!!
END ID
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some ted and rebecca musings in a post-3.04 world
a thought i’m taking away from the ted/rebecca 3.04 interactions--
i think it’s so interesting how rebecca keeps taking too much from ted and yet she’s just not picking up on it. she catches that he’s not quite okay in fleeting moments and she genuinely cares, and i think she likes him so much, but then whenever she’s reminded of her rupert-induced pain, everything else goes out the window. like, i think rebecca has finally accepted as part of her reality that ted is really on her side, even if they’re not the hang-out-all-the-time super-close besties that, say, she and keeley are. maybe it even feels more powerful somehow because it's this polite, almost courtly love-style connection (ft. way more puns than your standard white knightery) but she also knows he’s pretty ride-or-die for her. biscuits with the boss is still going strong after a year and a half! (the mind boggles. think about the logistics of that!) she’s safe with him. and so asking ted to fight for her against rupert, because he’s occupied this sort of guardian angel role in her life for awhile now, feels really natural to her. and because ted has always been so supportive of her and she probably associates him with almost being a salve to the hurt that rupert inflicted on her, i don’t think it’s really occurring to her that this pressure is taking a lot out of him. (and in fairness to rebecca -- as far as we know, he hasn’t told her how he’s doing in detail for a LONG time. and he was the one who said “our” when discussing them vs. rupert in the s2 finale!) but i think that now that he’s spoken up to michelle, he might be on the way -- in the next few episodes -- to reaching his breaking point re: keeping quiet about how rebecca is stressing him out and asking too much of him. (as a friend, if not as her gaffer. and there’s a tricky space to occupy right there!) and i’m not sure how well rebecca would take that at first.
also, just for more agony: how much of their behavior might be informed by their marriages and those relationship patterns?
idk, i just think there’s a lot of good juicy tension and echoes of their s1 conflict going on here and i really hope the rest of the season explores it! please!!!! let jason s and hannah w destroy us with their beautiful acting!!!!! they have the range!!!!!! and maybe it could resolve in, oh, i don’t know, them both getting some experience in healthy communication in a human relationship as they figure it out together!
or rebecca totally got over the rupert thing when she saw him being such a consistent scrub in 3.04 and all of this is already resolved. only next week will tell!
tl;dr -- i like the idea of ted and rebecca having a lot of messy stuff to work through before they get to happier times together. (and the happier times will happen!!!!!! i’m manifesting it!!!!!! 💜) because they have truly accumulated so much mess at this point. and wouldn’t it be a shame to waste it??
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