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timetravelntea · 2 months
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Sorry boys Rambo in a suit possessed me bro
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the-pyre-of-stars · 2 months
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a-carnie-and-a-cop · 6 months
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Travis.exe has stopped working
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theloveinc · 2 months
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OKAY hear me out but touya WITH a job getting ready at your cute vanity and pink room. struggling to put up his cargo pants/ slacks with the belt, while running over to get his coat off of the fuzzy pink chair in the corner. he's forced to fix his hair and check if his face looks the least presentable in your mirror filled with polaroids before he goes out and it's SO funny to watch him do that omg. i'm gonna die
(pt. i!)
WAHHH mismatched socks, the elastic of his calvin kleins (that u bought him) peeking out at his backside; he nearly trips over his work bag that's waiting for him on the floor and practically slides right into your full-length mirror--you're really rooting for him and even though he wouldnt say it, he'd try to strangle himself if he lost his job for being late just one too many times--because he's rushing to get out the door.
you can hear him from the kitchen where you're putting together lunches (not for him specifically, but because you already make something for yourself, you might as well...you're welcome, touya), AND YES IT'S SO HARD not to laugh when the door bursts open and he's looking like a little fool with his black and white hair actually combed down and smudges around his eyes from trying + failing to get your eyeliner off of him.
(also, did he use your hairspray that was sitting on your vanity? maybe. okay, yes. though it's no surprise he knows where everything you own is lmfao)
he stills refuses to let you put things in a lunch box, but no way in HELL he's not shoving the wrapped sandwich and bento full of fruit into his bag before !!! kissing you goodbye!!!
it's truly like a dream come true 'coz even though part of him feels like a DOG having to work for the man, making you happy is what MAKES HIM HAPPY and being able to fill your (and now! his) room with more cute and pink things is his new favorite hobby...
(and even though he blushes like hell doing it, the next lunch date he's picking you up from, he's paying the whole table's bill in CASH and not taking no for an answer. makes him feel the best he has in a while. even though he's still eating everyone's leftovers lmao.)
slay the house down HOUSTON I'M DECEASED!!!!
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pixlokita · 8 months
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Fic: -and the literal dead character who can’t even eat or sleep or feel anything and is in eternal agony knew his friend had it worse than them, sure the friend was alive and depressed but being dead meant they weren’t suffering like their alive friend was who btw was also the reason they died slowly and painfully in the first place -
Dead character: -also feels guilty for blaming their friend for literally killing them even though they legit DIED because of them-
Me:
Me: no I’m sure the dead character has it worse.
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oh-allie · 2 months
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been thinking about blight and tim lately
FUCK WILBUR SOOT. that little guy on the right is actually james marriott 😒 (support shubble and alice !!)
funny thing is that i dont draw like this ??? i dont know where this style came from ?? also blights hair is a little funny 😿 i couldn't encapsulate its greasiness 😿😿
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ch3rie-pop · 5 months
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Mrs_inkstargirl is not a thief you asshole See you soon 🔪🩸⚰️
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;3
(Thank you @stinging-metal and @paper-starz for the love and manpower!)
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thatsrightice · 7 months
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I am a huge fan of any sort of reference to Iceman’s familiar history/relationships (or lack thereof), so long as there’s a little bit of angst ;) but I want to know what your favorite reason for tension between Iceman and his dad is because I know some people have preferences. Also, I def missed things so let me know your fave in the comment.
Note: I elected to use the term officer to broadly represent his father’s position in the military without giving him a specific rank in order to streamline the poll, so all you Admiral Father fans (myself included) I promise I didn’t ignore you.
Obviously it is possible for it to be a combination and I wish there was the ability to select multiple but unfortunately there’s not. So choose your favorite to start from and then comment below what your favorite combo/specific backstory is :)
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jennicatzies · 5 months
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Can't believe Sorry Parable will be real
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crovoroh · 2 years
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He has velcro shoes but Alfred made him wear proper dress shoes and wouldnt help with his laces cause "bruce, your 32 years old"
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tending-the-hearth · 10 months
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Ted: [calls Jamie the best athlete he's ever seen] Jamie: What was that? Ted: Positive affirmations. Jamie: Disgusting. Jamie: Do it again.
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spaceistheplaceart · 1 year
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Officer Down
Pages 114-116
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Summarized ID: Lupin wakes up to the sound of his gang and Zenigata fighting. He rushes down the hall excitedly and sees that Zenigata is awake.
FULL ID UNDER CUT:
Lupin walks out of his room at night, there is a transition panel of the moon and stars to show that the night has passed, and it is day now.
A speechbubble is in the center of the page, it reads: "GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME, YOU CRIMINALS!!!"
Lupin startles awake from his position on the couch. He sits up in the living room. The living room is a bit messy with a few beer bottles scattered around, a cigarette tray, and a few other items. From down the hall comes shouting.
Fujiko: Please, just stay down! We aren't trying to hurt you for fuck's sake!
Jigen: I might be if keep freaking SQUIRMING!
Zenigata: LET ME GO! LET ME GO! YOU'RE MESSING WITH INTERPOL, YOU HEAR ME!? INTERPOL!!!
Lupin looks half asleep, the shouting continues.
"Owch!" Someone shouts.
"Be careful!" Someone else shouts.
Lupin's eyes open wide, the background lightens.
"Not on your life!" Zenigata shouts.
Lupin splits into an eager grin.
Lupin sprints down the hall. More shouting.
Jigen: Shit! How did he-- crap! Fujiko! grab another pair! Quick! they're in that drawer!
Zenigata lets out a yell.
Inside Lupin's bedroom, Zenigata is handcuffed three times to the bed posts, yelling and kicking. Jigen is holding one of his legs, and Goemon is holding another. Fujiko is holding one of his wrists and preparing to slap a fourth handcuff on him. Fujiko is in a low cut pink dress, Jigen is in a green sleepshirt, Goemon is in a fundoshi.
Fujiko: Keep him still!
Zenigata: HANDCUFF ME ALL YOU WANT, I MADE THEM, I CAN BREAK THEM TOO!!!
Goemon: ggh- he's as strong as a wild boar! agh! inspector, stop thrashing!
Zenigata: HELP! HELP! SOMEONE, I'M BEING ATTACKED!
Lupin watches from the doorway.
Fujiko: Ow!
Jigen: Hey! Lupin!!!
Fujiko: Lupin!?
Lupin starts giggling.
Jigen: Get your ass over here and hold him down!!!
END ID
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some ted and rebecca musings in a post-3.04 world
a thought i’m taking away from the ted/rebecca 3.04 interactions--
i think it’s so interesting how rebecca keeps taking too much from ted and yet she’s just not picking up on it. she catches that he’s not quite okay in fleeting moments and she genuinely cares, and i think she likes him so much, but then whenever she’s reminded of her rupert-induced pain, everything else goes out the window. like, i think rebecca has finally accepted as part of her reality that ted is really on her side, even if they’re not the hang-out-all-the-time super-close besties that, say, she and keeley are. maybe it even feels more powerful somehow because it's this polite, almost courtly love-style connection (ft. way more puns than your standard white knightery) but she also knows he’s pretty ride-or-die for her. biscuits with the boss is still going strong after a year and a half! (the mind boggles. think about the logistics of that!) she’s safe with him. and so asking ted to fight for her against rupert, because he’s occupied this sort of guardian angel role in her life for awhile now, feels really natural to her. and because ted has always been so supportive of her and she probably associates him with almost being a salve to the hurt that rupert inflicted on her, i don’t think it’s really occurring to her that this pressure is taking a lot out of him. (and in fairness to rebecca -- as far as we know, he hasn’t told her how he’s doing in detail for a LONG time. and he was the one who said “our” when discussing them vs. rupert in the s2 finale!) but i think that now that he’s spoken up to michelle, he might be on the way -- in the next few episodes -- to reaching his breaking point re: keeping quiet about how rebecca is stressing him out and asking too much of him. (as a friend, if not as her gaffer. and there’s a tricky space to occupy right there!) and i’m not sure how well rebecca would take that at first.
also, just for more agony: how much of their behavior might be informed by their marriages and those relationship patterns?
idk, i just think there’s a lot of good juicy tension and echoes of their s1 conflict going on here and i really hope the rest of the season explores it! please!!!! let jason s and hannah w destroy us with their beautiful acting!!!!! they have the range!!!!!! and maybe it could resolve in, oh, i don’t know, them both getting some experience in healthy communication in a human relationship as they figure it out together!
or rebecca totally got over the rupert thing when she saw him being such a consistent scrub in 3.04 and all of this is already resolved. only next week will tell!
tl;dr -- i like the idea of ted and rebecca having a lot of messy stuff to work through before they get to happier times together. (and the happier times will happen!!!!!! i’m manifesting it!!!!!! 💜) because they have truly accumulated so much mess at this point. and wouldn’t it be a shame to waste it??
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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months
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I meant to write more for a pt 2 lore post earlier but didn't end up doing so, so pls take these AU sketches(Mark & Jense and then some assorted sketchies)
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#i should never have drawn them as catboys bcs now they appear as catboys in mind half the time 😭😭#its only on paper but i drew more catboy sketches of them than whats included here 😭#seb reminds me of my cat where hes being all nice and cuddly and then will bite you out of nowhere#seb in his frilly nightgown is very important to me!!!#i meant to draw both of them in nightgowns but brain wasnt worked too well tonight#so thats why these are mostly half finished#the bottom seb is too remind myself i have a regular art style 😭😭😭#mark in this au is so funny to me. bro is tortured by having to be with seb like practically every waking moment#he basically is a offically provided live-in bestie 😭😭#*based on real life thing. i think its funny how you can be royalty yourself +#but bcs youre not part of the imperial family you can still be reduced to the job of having to dress the emperor 😭#^ so thats mark in this au#seb promoted him to an important role when he became emperor but still makes mark do his old duties 🤭🤭#jense is in charge of all the horses and transport and things. thus: ye olde horse girl#im sorry but in historical AUs all f1 drivers are legally obligated to be horse girls. its literally canon#so sorry for the catboy sketch. it will happen again.#but ig i dont wanna go too deep into lore stuff in these tags cause yeah. another post in the works!!#i think about it and have talked about it a lot. but its hard to like contain all of it to bullet points and such#my brain is not built for writing fic i think so idk of youll ever get that from me. but lore yes i will deliver#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#jenson button#mark webber#f1 fanart#formula 1 fanart#catie.art.#formula 1#boy king au
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lightningbig · 9 months
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phil is on a trip again and chayanne hasn't woken up all week
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gothic-mothic · 1 year
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Need a man so devastated and exhausted and depressed and
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