#sorry i have brainrot

[twinvenus]

hi!

#naruto #gaalee #leegaa #rock lee #gaara #sabaku no gaara #gaara of the sand #naruto part 1 #naruto fanart #sorry i have brainrot

[onepokerhen]

#my art #sorry i have brainrot #rayman #rayman redemption is pretty nice

[pansexualhell]

their smiles :D

#ride the cyclone #rtc #constance blackwood #ricky potts #trinity rtc #sorry i have brainrot #gifs #not a ship post

[schnuffel-danny]

I wonder what the ghosts think the connection between Plasmius and Phantom is. Like, did they think “Oh no, Plasmius managed to have a kid” when they heard about another halfa showing up. Do they even know Plasmius is a halfa?? I’m thinking about all of this, because to me it would be really funny if the general ghostly population saw Phantom and Plasmius fighting as silly family drama.

#sorry I have brainrot

[oh-meow-swirls]

you know what i think about sometimes (as in the past couple days). do you think pokemon exists as a video game/etc. series in yo-kai watch-

#puppy rambles #yo-kai watch #sorry i have brainrot

[oscillatewildleey]

ik it may seem crazy and controversial for most of y’all and i apologize in advance for that but i CRAVE a love story like pamela anderson and tommy lee’s so much bc i know i will never get to experiment that wild passionate type of love and yes i know i shouldn’t be sayin this bc he was terrible for her and all that videotape shit makes me so angry but i just wish i could find someone who’d love me in that pure, crazy, wild, deranged, hopeless, limitless way just as he loved her…

#shitposting #midnight shitposting #tw vent #vent blog #vent tag #personal vent #cw vent #ventgore #love vent #pamela anderson #tommy lee #motley crue #pamela and tommy #80s music #sorry i have brainrot

[adoranoia]

thinking abt how vanderwood was/is probably the one (1) informant that could/can keep up with seven, and deal with his more 'annoying' traits.

#* && OOC #* && TBD #vanderwood has to get moved to another agent for w/e reason #and seven throws the BIGGEST fit about it. bc that's his bestie !!! #he gets a new handler and he cranks up the annoying by ten #he goes through a bunch of them in a few weeks bc they keep quitting and the agency doesn't wanna kill him because he's like #one of their top hacker dudes so. they just give vander back #fellas is it gay............. lmao #sorry i have brainrot

[mythboundmuses-archive]

i am screaming about how much dre.am loves humanity. the depth and extent of his feelings. he just feels so much and has no idea how to express it.

#;ooc #about | dream. #SORRY i have brainrot

[daftmooncretin]

tumblr live death day has been set for january 24th aka dean winchester’s birthday once again reminding us all that everything on this website revolves around supernatural and that the homophobic car gay destiel et tu brute jackles show will outlive us all and bear witness to our deaths. anyway burn in superhell tumblr live

#sorry to my trekkie mutuals this is a star trek blog i just also have supernatural brainrot #spn #destiel #tumblr live #dean winchester #supernatural #jensen ackles

[malasquid]

So. I've Cracked The Code On The Appearance Changes in Side Order.

Wall of photos and such incoming.

After a lot of testing, I've discovered there are 7 different little lights and doodads that are added to Agent 8 via upgrading certain chips, each with a basic 1st tier and and upgraded 2nd tier. The 1st tier of upgrades appear after picking up two of the same chips in that changes pool (ex: 2 Homing Shots chips), with the 2nd tier appearing after picking up five of them (ex: 5 Homing Shot chips). There is no further visual indicators added for maxing chips that go beyond 5, such as Splash Damage or Rush Attack.

Full disclaimer: This is the result of researching a LOT of my own runs, so I can say this is true with about 95% certainty. If I labeled an ability chip in the wrong visual pool, please let me know!

Let's start with the basics - our control group. No Teal upgrades provide any visible changes to Agent 8 (or Pearl-bot for that matter), so I ran an all-teal palette to demonstrate.

First is likely one of the more requested visual changes - the Headset. The 1st tier sports a basic metallic earpiece, with the 2nd adding an antenna and eyepiece that match your primary ink color.

Maxing Splash Damage, Sound Wave Damage, Splash Radius, Special Charge Up, Turf Lucky Chain, Rush Knockback, and Homing Shots all provide the headset!

Next up is Ink Bubbles. The 1st tier shows transparent, slower bubbles flowing in 8's ink tank, with the bubbles being faster and more opaque in the 2nd tier.

Nabbing Poison Ink, Splat Ink Recovery, Ink Saver Sub, Ink Recovery Rate, Sticky Ink, and Explosion Knockback all provide Ink Bubbles.

Following that is the Fins. The 1st tier shows the base shackles being added to 8's boots, with the fins themselves being added for the 2nd tier.

Picking up Run Speed, Swim Speed, Rush Attack, Mobile Ink Recovery, Mobile Special Charge, and Mobile Drone Gauge all provide the Fins.

Now, moving on to the weapon upgrades!

First we have the Muzzle Lights, which appear at the muzzle of most weapons, and the sides of the brush and roller nearest the base. The 1st tier shows a circle and squares circling around the muzzle, with the 2nd tier being more exaggerated, with alternating squares and rectangles forming a hexagon pattern in the center.

These are exclusive to the Ink Damage, Main Damage (Close), and Main Damage (Distant) chips.

Next up is likely the most common visual one can see on their run - the Arrows. The 1st tier shows a circle with three arrows pointing down the weapon, with the 2nd tier adding some blowback markers behind the circle.

These are on a whopping TEN upgrades, being Splatling Barrage, Main Firing Speed, Horizontal Slash Speed, Main Range, Main Piercing, Main Ink Coverage, Rush Ink Coverage, Quick Charge, Shot Spread Reduction, and Ink Saver Main.

Last of the weapon upgrades are the Dots. The 1st tier is 3 large dots and a circle spinning at the bottom of your weapon or around your wrist, with the 2nd tier adding another circle around the dots.

These can be found on the Hindrance Damage, Ink Attack Size, Charge Storage, Moving Ink Speed, Extra Dodge Roll, Brella Cooldown, and Knockback upgrades.

And finally, my favorite little knick-knack, the Shrimp Hook. This little guy appears on your ink tank after picking up 2 matching Luck upgrades (ex: Lucky Bomb Drop, Canned Special Drop, etc), and begins to glow after picking up 5. However, the glowing effect is not visible in the post-game screen. 😔 (I would totally buy one of these if someone made one, btw)

By the way, 7 visual upgrades * 5 chips needed to max each visual is 35 chips, which is just shy of the 36 total chips you can have on one palette, which means, in theory, you could. Have every maxed visual indicator on in one run.

Just a thought. : )

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #side order spoilers #agent 8 #long post #sorry i have side order brainrot #look at my research boy

[bananonbinary]

jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about

#fan wank / #she's up against characters who have done actual murders #and she's getting a nontrivial amount of votes!!! #yall have brainrot i am sorry #i saw the poll because she was up against one of the MECHANISMS #you know. the band of immortal space pirates that think killing is fun? #i understand that more people watch gf but HOW WAS SHE GETTING ANY VOTES #honestly if i saw her matched against someone i didnt know i'd vote for the person i didnt know. she simply does not meet the requirements

[kbondoxxxxav]

one piece dumps

#one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #donquixote rosinante #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote corazon #baby 5 #donquixote family #sorry not tagging all the characters here #just going to tag characters i drew the most lol #yes i have bias with the DQ and law that’s my op brainrots

[astraystayyh]

hyunjin with glasses and a tiny ponytail brainrot

fluff and kissing and Hyune is too pretty and suggestive in the end (so mdni)

also can you tell I'm obsessed with the imagery of hyunjin and lipstick stains????? this is a recurrent theme atp

you're sitting on the bathroom countertop, knees tightly hugged to your chest as hyunjin brushes his teeth next to you. it's a bit silly, you admit, to watch in silence while he completes the most mundane tasks. but every second spent not looking at him feels like a wasted one to you.

"put this on for me?" he suddenly asks, his golden necklace dangling between his fingers, a sweet smile brightening his face. you nod, as hyunjin hands you the dainty chain and turns his back to you.

you swiftly clasp the necklace in place, before letting your fingers trail across the nape of his neck. "your hair's gotten longer," you remark, as you gently brush your hand through it.

"mm. do you like it?" he asks. and by the grin that can be heard in his voice, he already knows the answer to this.

"i do. very pretty," you whisper, as you gather a small section of his hair and twist it into a tiny ponytail. hyunjin turns around once you're done, and you pull him closer by the hem of his black cashmere shirt.

he's standing between your legs, strong, toned arms are on either side of your body as you tuck away some strands of his bangs, framing his face with them.

his eyes soften once they finally meet yours and you grin sheepishly at the impromptu hair updo, "you should put your hair up more often."

hyunjin tilts his head to the side, bringing his face closer to yours in the process. and you're suddenly blushing, profusely. you can't help it, not when he looks this pretty, his leg nudging your thigh every now and then. "it seems like you love my hair too much," he pouts, gently taking off your glasses and placing them on the bridge of his nose.

"does these fit me too?" he questions, his thumb rubbing featherlight circles on your bare knee. you can't speak, words elusive as your eyes run wild over his face.

you don't know exactly how you ended up this way- caged between his arms and dazed by how perfect he looks. you didn't even know that a tiny ponytail and a pair of glasses would affect you this much. but he's dizzying, in the most delicious way, and you suddenly don't want him to go out anymore.

"what? cat got your tongue," he smirks, as he grazes your cheek gently. the contrast between his mocking words and gentle touch puts your body on overdrive. it feels like a flame is blazing across your skin and yet you're floating in cold water.

"excuse me for being attracted to my boyfriend," you finally respond, tucking strands of his bangs behind his ear. "you can't really blame me, can you?" you chastise, your lips grazing the corner of his mouth. "not when you look like this."

"like what?" he giggles, before pressing his rosy lips onto yours.

"too pretty," you whisper against his mouth and he smiles onto the kiss, his hands finding your waist and holding it gently.

"i know how to make you prettier though," you grin secretly and he cocks an eyebrow at you in response. "close your eyes, for me. please, hyune?"

hyunjin knows he might run late if he doesn't leave in a few minutes, but he can never say no to you. so he closes his eyes, letting darkness surround him as he hears you rummage through a nearby drawer.

after a few, quiet seconds, you make hyunjin stand between your legs once again. your warm hands cradle his face, and then you press the softest kiss onto his lips. then his cheeks. his forehead. and the corner of his mouth. you kiss the tip of his nose and he goes to remove his glasses, but you stop him. "leave them on."

hyunjin's eyes are still closed, as your hands trail down his chest, before curling around his neck. that's where you place your next kiss, right where his pulse is wildly beating. you then move to the sensitive skin under his ear, and you can feel the goosebumps running across his body. "seems like I'm not the only one affected here."

"I never claimed not to be affected by you," he shrugs, and the sincerity of his statement makes the butterflies in your stomach surge ten times fold.

"open your eyes," you finally say, moving hyunjin to the mirror next to you, quiet giggles escaping your lips. there, he finds your red lipstick imprints all over his face, down the curve of his neck. soft kisses scorched into his skin, sealed in there forever.

"see, this is the prettiest you've ever been, baby."

hyunjin shakes his head, before standing in front of you again. there is a fond smile on his face as he runs his thumb across your red lips, where your lipstick is surely smudged by now. "you know i need to go out, right?"

"this should send off anyone who'll try to talk to you."

"as if I'll ever look at anyone else but you."

"you can't keep saying things like this and expect me not to pass out."

"then what should i do?" hyunjin smirks down at you, as you wrap your legs around his waist.

"you should stay home and ruin my lipstick even more."

"will the glasses stay on?" hyunjin muses, as he finally picks you up, his hands holding your thighs securely. you won.

"they will."

"and the ponytail too?"

"mm.." you run your fingers through his hair, tugging at it gently. "it will."

"i should've never asked you to help with my necklace," hyunjin chuckles as he leads you to your bedroom.

"why, do you regret this?" you question playfully and he shakes his head, lowering you onto the bed gently.

"no. not even a little bit."

#sooo this happened #this is literally the sanest response i could have to this hyunjin #enjoy my brainrot #I'll post this and run away #skz x reader #stray kids x reader #stray kids scenarios #skz scenarios #skz imagines #stray kids imagines #skz drabbles #hwang hyunjin x reader #hyunjin x reader #hyunjin fluff #skz fluff #stray kids fluff #stray kids drabbles #also not proofread sorry #and it's nearly 2am KDNDKDK

[devilanon]

sorry for the delay, here we are! [nsfw, f!reader, breeding kink]

Konig is a groper. He's pawing at you any chance he gets, his huge hands palming your tits, kneading gently; he's prone to coming up behind you, pinning you to his front as he shoves his hands under your shirt with no preamble. He rolls your nipples between his fingers, humming in satisfaction as they harden under his attention. God forbid you wear anything less than a Puritanical full body gown to bed, because if he catches even the slightest hint of your tits peaking out from a tank top, or your shirt riding up even a smidge, he's waking you up with his hot, wet mouth on your chest, trying to fit as much of your tit into his mouth as he physically can. In your sleepy haze, you go to tug his hair to pull him away from your chest - he's drooling, your skin sloppy and wet from his ministrations - but he catches your wrist in one huge hand, his grip iron as he stares at you owlishly. He looks almost innocent, suckling at your chest, but his eyes belie a sort of crazed interest, blown wide. He's not interested in letting go until he's finished. He pops off your chest momentarily, panting, and gives you a dangerous look. "Mine. I'm not done yet, schatzi."

Ghost is mean, full stop. He likes to abuse your tits, bite your nipples, leave indents of his teeth in your skin, suckle until dark red hickies bloom across your chest. He's a fan of nipple clamps, of tit slapping, anything that makes you squirm and your pretty eyes grow wet with tears. His ultimate goal, though, is to get you swollen with his seed, fat and round, chest growing heavy with milk so that he can suckle at your leaking tits. The moment you start showing, your tits beginning to spill out of your pre-pregnancy bras, he's gone fucking insane. He's a bit nicer, sure; you're carrying his child, after all, and the idea of making you cry and writhe when you're in such a vulnerable state is unappealing. But the change in your body, the physicality of it, the way you moan and complain about the newfound heft of your sore, sensitive breasts; he's on you constantly. He cages you against counters as you do chores, grinding against your ass and yanking your top down to expose your chest; he bullies his way into the shower with you just to soap up your tits. When you start to lactate, he's lathing his tongue over your nipples constantly, suckling (gentle, as gentle as he can be), delighting in the way you groan with the release of pressure in your chest. Your body changes because of him, because you're his, because you're creating new life, his and yours together.

#sorry for just ghost and konig i have konig brainrot today #mine #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #konig x reader

[luckkythirt33n]

"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"

"Why'not?"

#good omens #aziracrow #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #ineffable idiots #ineffable brainrot #crowley x aziraphale #michael sheen #comic relief #im not even sorry #agressive car salesman #if i had a nickel for every time david tennant tried to aggressively sell me a car he was too big for id have 2 nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice #incorrect quote good omens