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goblinofbiscuits · 2 years

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Hello again! Maybe a Dave x reader where maybe y/n is Kurt’s friend and Dave likes her??

Kurt's friend

A/n: sorry this took so long, I have been focusing on my music alot more and was trying to pass school for a good solid month, I have been working on my writing again and finishing request and all of that, so hope you like it more to come

Warning: smoking, invasion of personal space

You and kurt have been friends since the beginning of nirvana, you were a musician in the same scene, had the same believes, and tastes. You personality were quite different though. You were a little more outgoing You had your shy moments yea but doesn't everybody.

Kurt's was more shy and reserved, he did have his burst of energy moments though, especially on stage, many who observed you friendship thought you two were in a relationship you were quick too shut them down though you two were friends that's it that's all.

Kurt had called you asking if you want to play a solo on one of his songs, you were suprised one because kurt didn't collaborate too often and two, cause he wasn't one for solos either. But of course you excepted, who were you to turn down a opportunity like this, so next day you packed you guitar and headed to the studio

"Kurt!"

"Y/n, hi!"

You two hugged for a moment, Kurt's become a very busy man in the last couple years so you haven't had much time to hang out

"I missed you man how are you" you said taking in his new hair, no longer a dark brown color

" I've been doing good, touring us grueling as hell though" he said sitting down lighting a cig before turning to you with a worry look and quickly going to put it out.

"Kurt I smoke Tolman, you don't have to not smoke around, I promise you my asthma stops nothing"

"I know I know, I'm just trying to be thoughtful" he said relaxing after your statement

"Well thank you that's very sweet but you don't have too" you say before ruffling his hair and going to set down you guitar case and start tuning.

As soon as you start tuning the e string, a man with long brown hair walks in with two drumsticks in hand

"Sorry I'm late, traffick was shit" he said absent mindly

" it's all good man, hey let me introduce you two, this is y/n, y/n this is dave our drummer"

"Hi" you said brightly, happy to meet a new person

"Hi" dave replied with a love struck look that you didn't quite know what emotion he was feeling

" so it's only gonna be you two working in the studio, kris is visiting his girlfriend and the main guitar and vocals are already recorded, the only job left is the solo and the Drums behind the solo" the producer chimed in

So you finished tuning threw some ideas back and forth with kurt about what the solo should sound like and got to work.

You made your way to the booth and briefly just marked your solo to dave so he can come up with the beat and extras like fills and such. You did pick up on the fact that he might be a little off his game.

Kurt had mentioned dave before, talked about how he was kinda shy in his own personal way, you had also picked up on how he spoke a lot less than the rest of the members. So you just chalked it up to you being new and unfamiliar, qnd the blush on his cheeks from the heat considering it is summer.

You and Dave started playing and it was amazing, you didn't have to more than two takes. You were so excited about how well it went that as soon as you put down your guitar you rushed to hug dave as he was standing up from his kit.

"OH shit I'm so sorry I was just really excited about how well that went that I had seem to forget that person space exists" you said pulling away once common sense kicked in

"nah it alright, I was actually mean to ask you something?" He said kind of tense

" wass up?" You said messing with your hair a bit

" would you like to go on a date friday, I really wanna get to k-know you better" dave said really nervous at this point

"I would love that umm aha here we go this is my number call me" you said grabbed a piece of paper writing your number and giving it to the musician

You said your goodbyes and set up plans to hang out with kurt, you ste up a time you were gonna see dave on Friday and head to you car feeling on top of the world

#dave grohl x reader headcanon #nirvana x reader #grunge x reader #80's rock and roll x reader #motley crue x black reader #metallica imagine #slash x reader #tommy lee headcanon #metallica headcanon #kurt cobain x reader

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eggcrackerbracket · 1 year

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Hi!

I have some announcements to make,

Firstly, I'm currently visiting family right now so the bracket may be up later than I expected, sorry about that (I'll still try and answer any of your asks as best as I can).

Secondly, I can't tag for shit, (I am very new to tumblr) so I don't know what character specific tags to use so let me know if there are any specific tags to use.

Thirdly, I'm proud to reveal the pairs competing in this bracket, in no specific order (sorry there are no pictures):

Dave Strider (Homestuck) & Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase) & Elizabeth (Visual Prison)

Link (Legend of Zelda) & Sabi Mehboob (Sort Of)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High Host Club) & Bill (Promethea)

Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) & Shiver (Splatoon)

Kris (Deltarune) & Franken Stein (Soul Eater)

Mettaton (Undertale) & Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb)

Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson) & Arya Stark (A Song of Fire and Ice)

Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4) & Yuri Rurikawa (Act Addict Actors!)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) & Sokka (Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) & Pidge Gunderson (Voltron)

Hiccup (How to Train your Dragon) & Princess Mononoke (Princess Mononoke)

Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom) & Angel Demon (Chainsaw Man)

Hunter (The Owl House) & Seadall (Fire Emblem)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) & Conel.EXE (Megaman Battle Network)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) & Garmadon (Ninjajo)

Jim Jimenez (Our Flag Means Death) & Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Stevonnie (Steven Universe) & Aubrey (OMORI)

Gonzo (The Muppets) & Sapphire (Princess Knight)

Allen Walker (D. Gray Man) & Raven (Teen Titans)

Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) & Spock (Star Trek)

Madeline (Celeste) & Oliver Swift (Dialtown)

L Lawliet (Death Note) & Larry Needlemeyer (Amazing World of Gumball)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) & Helia (Winx Club)

Zagreus (Hades) & Yami Yugi (Yugioh)

Lake (Infinity Train) & Kitty Pryde (Marvel comics)

Sherlock Holmes (Various Sources) & Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)

Ed (Cowboy Bebop) & Boyd (Ducktales)

Mulan (Mulan) & Bow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Fionna the Human (Adventure Time) & Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Inosuke Hashibara (Demon Slayer) & Emily (Thomas and Friends)

ENA (ENA) & Joey/Rojo (Ben 10)

Marshall Lee (Adventure Time) & Alonzo (Cats)

Aziraphale (Good Omens) & Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) & Bee (Bee and Puppycat)

Stanford pines (Gravity Falls) & Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Bridget (Guilty Gear) & Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)

Testament (Guilty Gear) & Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

Nagisa (Assassination Classroom) & Allison (The Breakfast Club)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck) & Klaus (Umbrella Academy)

Ghost (Call of Duty) & Sebastian (Stardew Valley)

Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler) & Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Ping (Mulan) & Kaoru Sakurayashiki (Sk8 the Infinity)

Eijiro Kirishima (My Hero Academia) & Kou Seiya (Sailor Moon)

Hawks (My Hero Academia) & Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) & Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Princess Ozma (Oz) & Princess Peach (Mario Series)

Team Rocket (Pokemon)

Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekiai) & Wade Wilson (Marvel comics)

Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena) & Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater) & Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa)

Luz (The Owl House) & Spamton (Deltarune)

Morpheus, Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) & Barney Guttman (Dead end Paranormal Park)

Mad Mew Mew (Undertale) & Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) & Trunks (DBZ)

Sheik (Legend of Zelda) & JFK (Clone High)

Kara Zor-El (DC comics) & Legoshi (Beastars)

Wheatley (Portal 2) & Fluttershy (MLP)

Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) & The green M&M (M&M’s)

Yellow (Pokemon Adventures) & Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4) & Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Peppino (Pizza Tower) & Jason Todd (DC comics)

Mahiru Koizumi (Danganronpa) & Megamind (Megamind)

Itsuka Kendo (My Hero Academia) & Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

-Mod Sky

#eggcrackerbracket #egg cracking #enby #transfem #transmasc #trans #transgender #nonbinary #character poll #character bracket #character tournament #gender #bigender #agender #genderfluid #GNC

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srbachchan · 2 years

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DAY 5349

Jalsa, Mumbai Oct 4/5, 2022 Tue/Wed 9:20 AM

And now .. with the birthdays of the Ef .. ❤️ Oct 5th .. is the birthday of .. Ef Kishor Vithhal Patil .. and Ef G. SHYAM Ghanshyam from New Delhi .. 🪔 October 4th .. along with Ef Kris Ayer .. it was also the birthday of Ef Miri Zardav , and Ef Surender Chibber from USA - sharer of my year of birth .. 🪔 And belated wishes to Ef Priyanka Gupta Aggarwal aka Mahak from Punjab .. for her birthday on the 3rd .. sorry we missed wishing you all these years , Priyanka .. but your birthday added to the Ef database now and shall never be missed again .. love .. 🪔 And .. also .. belated happy birthday to Ef Anshuman Mukund Shankar Dave for Oct 2nd .. enjoy! .. 🪔 Love 🌸🌿

Birthday - EF Kishor Vithhal Patil .. Wednesday, 5 October .. greetings for this special day and the wishes from all the Ef .. ❤️❤️❤️🌹

.. the day begins early .. the thoughts run to the timings of departure, readiness, anticipation .. what does it hold today .. punctuality, the connect with all that have become the dailies .. to be in the information of them that matter and those that are of matter .. the spontaneity of work in adlibbed environ .. the wait before the appearance .. the run sprint to the ap1 and the abundance of the audience .. the fill of adrenalin .. the soft anticipation of the what and why and how it shall be converted to performance .. that invisible switch within that bursts into the act and remains .. remains .. remains till the meet and the personalised interact with them that shower their love and praise ..

and then .. done ..

BUT ..

throughout .. the ‘other’ beat .. the other desire .. the other company .. its philosophy .. its attainability .. its presence .. and its unremovable ‘teer’, - तीर - the arrow in the body of the poetic work of Buddha aur Naachghar - बुद्ध और नाचघर - the Dancehall and Buddha in the writings of Babuji ..

so much to attain .. so much to give .. so much to live in its presence ..

and time passes by .. anvarat samay ki chakki chalti jaati hai - अनवरत समय की चक्की चलती जाती है - the wheel of time doth keep moving .. and the morrow is that unknown hemisphere of hope and belief and just .. prayer ..

start small they say .. the naysayers .. all .. and each moment push that symbolic rock a few inches towards it ultimate destination .. until it reaches .. attainment ..

yes .. yes .. yes ..

and then ..

what ..?

what of the next , and the next and the next ..

life torments .. nudges , pushes , smacks you on the face .. at times a boot on the bottom .. get up .. go .. get it ..

OR ..

slumber in the vested interests of lethargic inadequacy ..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

and often does one hear ..

“ stop the World , I want to get off it ..”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

get off it and go where .. where .. where ??

AAHHHHH .. I ramble in philosophic slush .. mingled in the dirt and composite muck of adulterated phlegm ..

come away .. cough it out .. drain it away in the tapped flow of everyday existence .. wrap yourself in the artificial warmth of manufactured relief ..

and drive ..

drive on ..

drive on to , the World of the real :

.. wipe away the tears of pain ..

.. and live ..

Amitabh Bachchan

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clambuoyance · 2 years

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*holding a plastic spoon to your throat* Top ten characters. Now.

UM UM UMMMMMMM idk if u mean dc or in general so im just doing in general. okay in no particular order

1. Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)

(but also Dave, Rose, June, Jade, Kanaya, Terezi…etc the rest of the homestuck cast…)

2. Percy Jackson (PJO)

3. Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)

(I also like Susie and Kris)

4. Kai Ninjago (Ninjago)

5. Kon-El/Conner Kent/Superboy (DC)

6. Reigen Arataka and Mob Shigeo (MP100)

7. Lance Mcclain…(Voltron Legendary Defenders)

8. Lucretia and Angus (TAZ)

9. Sun Wukong

10. Daphne Blake (scooby doo)

sorry i cant pick ten heres more i like

11. Miles Morales (spiderman)

12. Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, Jaune( RWBY)

13. Vi (Arcane)

14. Rex Salazar (Generator Rex)

Um idk its hard to whittle it down but uh i definitely have archetypes i tend to fall for🧐 but my faves change a lot too

#clam answers #ummmm so far tho . karkat remains number 1 #kon is Sort of on the way to overthrow him . maybe.#but we’ll see karkat’s been my fave since i was 14 or smth 😔

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brain-empty · 8 months

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10 for the ask game?

10: worst part of fandom:

WOOHOO TIME TO GO THROUGH EVERY FANDOM I CAN THINK OF FOR THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vocaloid: idk the fandoms really chill but extreme pjsekai fans areeeeeeeee- also the gatekeepers are specifically very annoying in this fandom. yes i can say gatekeepers are annoying and not like pjsekai fans cuz theres a difference between thinking a part of a fandom is annoying and saying they arent part of it :3

AvA/AvM: rlly chill fandom but they will attack royalduo shippers like their life depends on it and say its incest even though they're not even canonically found family thats just your collective interpretation. like stop calling it incest im this close to siding with the royalduo shippers honestly

dsaf: toxic davesport shippers and people who ship dave and henry

dialtown: no complaints fandoms chill

fnaf: too many complaints fandoms not chill

undertale: people who misgender frisk & chara :3 also frisk x sans shippers sorry but not sorry. yeah these are both actually pretty old issues that faded away but uh. oh yeah also papyrus woobifiers

deltarune: kris misgenderers and people who woobify ralsei

hermitcraft: i dont actually interact with the fandom enough to know what they're up to but people who give scar a mobility aid just to revoke it when its "too hard to draw" for certain situations/actions [theres a post referring to what I mean]

life/traffic series: same as above

theres more fandoms that I Forgor but yeah :3

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localvoidcat · 1 year

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what are your favorite characters? (from any media just list em) /nfta

hmmmmm. aside from tmc (thatcher, dave, ruth, evelin, sarah, etc) i would say they’re

grian, mumbo, and scar (hermitcraft/life series)

legosi (beastars) (sorry for being a furry on main can we still be friends /ref)

kel, hero, and basil (omori) (i think the brothers are cool and have so much nuance and also. basil my beloved whag did they do to you)

bumblebee (transformers) (not too well versed in transformers lore? but i’ve seen all the movies and he’s silly and i like him)

sydney, jedidiah, rowan, marisol, joshua, marie-ann, adam (chnt)

sophie, jenny, and felix (twf)

kris (deltarune)

john and lisa (faith)

red guy (dhmis)

#dhmis #<- for a mutual’s blacklist #anyways. love me some silly sad guys

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ohh-fiddlesticks · 2 years

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pinned post thingo pt 2

[ID: A post divider. It is a gif of a small dog face smiling and opening its mouth as though barking, repeated across the divider. End ID]

salutations, my name is micah and this is my selfship sideblog :-D

- he/him trans guy! - aroace but fictional characters are the exception -

i dont like to associate my main blog with this one too much but basically i follow/like from a blog starting with d w/ a pfp of castiel and mini dave on a rainbow flag background so if you see that in your notifs its almost definitely me!

main f/o is d.ave strider!

proship/comship/etc dni pleaseee,,,, also strictly nsfw/18+ blogs dni pls! other than that i’ll just block ppl i dont want interacting

generally i’d say probably dont interact if we share romantic f/os but it rlly depends!— if i interact first that means idm! same if we’re already mutuals etc (idk if that makes sense sorry fghgfdsfghj)

F/O list below! i dont really tag f/os so be warned that there is no organisation here 👍 all okay to share except romantic f/os which is explained above ^

romantic

dave s.trider - h.omestuck

c.handler bing - f.riends

hitch - ruby r.edfort

p.rismo - adventure t.ime

queerplatonic, its complicated, no idea, etc. were platonic bfs or something 💪

f.oxy - f.naf

red guy - d.hmis

he doesnt actually have a canon name iirc 😭 but the d.eltarune version of the nice c.ream guy - d.eltarune

my besties my comrades my bros

all the beta kids & alpha kids (not listing bc it would take too long :,D) - h.omestuck

kris, susie, noelle, lancer, r.alsei and berdly - d.eltarune (also included are any other characters ive forgotten)

phoebe, rachel, joey, monica, and ross - f.riends

duck & yellow guy - d.hmis

literally like just about anyone from adventure t.ime tbh lol 👍- adventure t.ime

family ‼️

t.oriel & a.sgore - d.eltarune - parents 👍

kris & a.sriel - siblings 👍

thats all! have a good day ^_^

i do also have characters i like and might ship with but i dont consider f/os, i dont mind sharing them or anything 👍 theyre just characters i might post photos of saying like. ‘hes so fine’ or smth lol

#intro post #part 2 electric boogaloo

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stoppit-keepout · 2 years

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The non-taxability of lottery winnings (S & D Tier fic, 1/?)

I didn’t make it in time for the wedding cut-off, but in my defense one of those weeks was my first week of mono, so I feel like I can be excused. This is a draft! it might change before going up on AO3. but i was enjoying my routine of posting here first so :) here! // title is from the wiki page on Income tax in Canada.

“Bad news first," Kris said as Morgan sat down across the cubicle from her. "Two of your minions are aging out of counting as dependants."

Morgan dragged a hand down their face. "We couldn't see this coming?"

"We," Kris intoned, arching her brow. "Warned you about this last year, and told you to get them to file--"

"--that medical paperwork. Shit."

"It's too late for this year, but you should be able to get them back, provided you file the forms with the green stickies by end of fiscal."

Morgan accepted the folder Kris was offering and nodded. "Sorry, Kris, time just really got away from me this year."

"Hm," Kris said. She took a huge drink of water before continuing. "It's not all bad news, the rest of the usual stuff was good to go. Home office, tuition credits, transit credit, you're all set there. Plus you sent over your business-related deductions in time, so that's your advertising for the building, expenses from repairs, and wages for contractors. On that, I've listed Lucy and Daveed as contractors at least until you can get them back as dependants next year."

"Thanks, Kris, you're the best."

Kris smiled but didn't otherwise acknowledge the compliment. "Even with all that, your deductibles are nowhere near what they could be."

"What?" Morgan frowned and rested their chin on their hand. It wasn't like Kris to acknowledge a failing without having a solution handy.

Kris snapped and pointed at the folder, so Morgan opened it. She said, "It's been two years that you've been living with Alex, right?" She didn't pause for an answer; she knew Morgan's life about as well as they did. "I took the liberty of pulling their records from the CRA, and I have to ask: Why aren't you married yet?"

"Uh," Morgan said. "We're not exactly..."

Not exactly what, they weren't sure. Diego was convinced that Alex was in love with them (admittedly aided by Morgan having lied about them dating), but they were...

Figuring it out. Shelving it.

Kris was already shaking her head dismissively. "You think I care? There's no need to be precious about it, you'd already be common-law in B.C."

Morgan swallowed and studied the contents of the folder. The forms for Lucy and Daveed were on the left, and on the right was a stack of additional paperwork with their names written side by side on each page. Alex Stewart, Morgan Sterling.

"You're not leveraging the Earned Income Tax Credit, you're not using even half the write-offs you could be," Kris said before popping a piece of gum in her mouth. "And based on what the CRA thinks they're making per year, you could probably move down a bracket. Maybe two."

She tapped a poster on the cubicle wall with a lovingly-rendered table of tax brackets.

Morgan squinted at it. "How much would that end up even saving me?" they asked.

Kris gave an answer.

Morgan made a conscious effort to close their mouth.

“Right now you're just leaving money on the table," Kris said. "Which is fine if that's what you want to do, but..."

"I'm just leaving money on the table, Diego," Morgan said despairingly.

"I don't know what you want me to do about it." Wind whistling through her comm line nearly obscured her words, but it didn't hide the fond tone. "I've already asked when you're gonna propose to them, and you've been squirrely about it for months."

"If we were in B.C. we'd already be common-law, apparently." Morgan wandered into the kitchen in an eleven PM sort of way.

"Morgan." She laughed, and Morgan worried at a gap in their teeth with their tongue. "Are you for real? Is the tax bracket thing really going to be what makes you propose?"

"It's so much money, is the thing."

The fridge groaned menacingly as Morgan activated the lever to open it. They may as well get some onions in the slow cooker for jammy onions on toast tomorrow morning.

"Plus there's the whole years-long relationship," Diego said. The noise on the line had died down. She must have found a rooftop with some wind-blocking architecture. "That should be the first reason on the list, that you love them."

It didn't sound like a lie when she said it, somehow. It sounded like when Morgan said they were partners. And why shouldn't it? Morgan loved Alex, they were best friends.

Still, too mushy, they had a reputation to maintain.

"It doesn't have to be all," Morgan waved their knife in the air to make scare-quotes. "'Ooh, serious feelings, sanctity of matrimony!' Can't two people just get married so they can reap those sweet, sweet tax benefits?"

"Marriage is about more than just tax benefits," Diego said, and then there was a crashing sound on her end of the line. "Okay, gotta go, talk soon!"

"Bye," Morgan said to a dial tone.

They continued to slice the onions into half-rings as they chewed over Diego's parting words. More than tax benefits, eh.

When they finished the list, it had six items on it.

1. Tax benefits 2. Family will get off our backs about proposing 3. Life insurance scams (Scheme 51A and 51B) 4. They'd get to make medical decisions for me if I ever need it 5. Getting Alex's shit if we get divorced 6. Not having to testify against each other in court

"That's what it's all about, baby," Morgan muttered, underlining each item with a flourish.

"What?" Alex asked from across the room.

"Just planning a trap room for Barnaby," Morgan said, and turned the paper over to work on their schematic. "Gotta keep him busy during my next heist."

"Have fun," Alex said. "And let me know if you need anyone to hold a flashlight."

The haunted trap room gimmick went great. Barnaby and Kotetsu were totally fooled by the mic setup and scent decoy; Barnaby really seemed to think Morgan was monitoring them in person when actually Morgan was halfway across the city finishing loading up the papayas while Barnaby studied the schematic Morgan had hidden behind an old picture frame.

"What's this?" Barnaby said, suddenly solemn.

"My nefarious scheme?" Morgan said after checking the camera feed being sent to their watch. "My evil plan that has come to... fruition?"

"Are you proposing?!" The stutter on the third word made it seem much more dramatic than Morgan thought it needed to be.

Right. They probably should have copied the clue onto a fresh sheet of paper. But hey, Barnaby was bound to find out someday, Morgan was probably gonna ask him to be the best man. This just bumped up the timeline, no real problem.

"Oh... Yeah? Maybe? Don't tell them," Morgan said, pausing as they shoved a crate of fruit on top of the stack in their transit van. "I want it to be a surprise."

"Morgan, I'm--!" he said. He looked around for the camera and made serious eye contact with the fake one above the doorframe. "You know I like Alex, kind of. But. They've killed a lot of people."

"I'm aware," Morgan said. They straightened up from where they were slouched against the crates in the van. They generally got along with Barnaby--they'd known each other for years and years--but in the rare moments this particular conversation came up, they could just feel themself... ceasing to care.

It felt like talking with their parents, which was to say it felt like absolutely nothing.

"They killed their last spouse," Barnaby said, plosives tripping them up more than usual as they raised their voice. "Gruesomely! For no reason at all!"

"Yeah, and then they took me to Cancun."

Cancun had been fun.

Morgan never understood why people were so much more fixated on the "killing the ex-wife" piece of the puzzle than the "disappearing from Morgan's life for six months" piece. One of those had been a lot harder to get past than the other, but well. Cancun had been really good. They'd planted a fake artefact in Yamil Lu'um for Ohio James to find, Alex had cleared a few beaches by turning into a shark, and they'd had mai tais and gotten some sun.

Morgan would do it again, is all they were saying.

They kept loading the fruit. Just the pineapples to go now.

"I'm not going to play devil's advocate to help you to talk yourself into this extremely reckless plan, Morgan," Barnaby said. He had the combination for the final lock displayed in the pattern of plant pots on the wall, but he wasn't moving to type it in, gaze fixed back on the paper in his hands. "It can't be the money, I know exactly what you charge your tenants."

Morgan may possibly have been over-charging Barnaby, but they were never going to admit to it. Besides, it was kind of like he was partially subsidising someone else's rent. He'd probably be fine with it, supporting lower income tenants and everything.

"It's not about needing the money," they said. Had Barnaby learned nothing from their years of nemesis-hood? Morgan wasn't just motivated by petty monetary gain.

"And it's not like the farmer's market thing!" Barnaby sighed. "This affects other people."

Morgan pulled a face. "Last I checked, it's only going to be a marriage between two people, and one of them's me." The pineapples were almost loaded now, too. "I think what you mean to say is that it affects other 'person'."

"It could end up being actually dangerous."

"Alex won't hurt me," Morgan said, the words coming out as a unit, so often they'd had to say exactly that.

The pineapples were done now. They hopped down and out.

"I didn't say it was going to be dangerous for you," Barnaby said.

"I don't follow." Morgan closed the transit van doors with more force than strictly necessary.

Kotetsu heard, the sneaky pup, and Barnaby's realization that he'd been duped and subsequent attempted pursuit put the conversation to rest.

"All set for the farmers' market tomorrow?" Alex asked when they got back.

They took their reading glasses off and rested them on their chest as they watched Morgan expectantly. Their hair was frizzy from lying upside down on the couch.

Something in Morgan's ribcage squeezed.

Nothing was going to put Alex in danger, actually.

"Will you marry me?" they replied.

"Yes. Wait. Why?"

As easy as that, they were engaged.

"What are you thinking, do you want to do a ceremony and everything, or do you just want the paperwork in as fast as possible?" Alex asked, too-carefully doling out two spring rolls to each of their plates.

Such a shit liar. Morgan could feel their eyes crinkle at the corners. Their fucking... fiance.

"Let's do a ceremony," they said. If they relished the slight tightening of Alex's grip on the take-out container, that was their own business. "Your parents would be so sad if we didn't."

What, they weren't about to start their marriage by being a selfish spouse. Alex could do literally anything, but they were fundamentally incapable of not making a scene about every detail of their life.

"Haha," Alex said out loud. "Yeah, wouldn't want to disappoint them."

"Plus, you know how I love to plan a heist. Organizing this is gonna be a fun challenge."

"Oh, the heroes are going to be so obnoxious," Alex said before primly taking a bite of their orange chicken.

Morgan took a much less elegant chomp out of their first spring roll and burnt their tongue for the three seconds it took Alex to snap and un-burn it.

"Thanks," they said, sipping air around the partially chewed food. "We'll make sure we've got a defensible venue."

That brought an insulted frown to Alex's perfectly-sculpted brows. "Morgan, please. It's my wedding. I will, you know, be there."

"Still, you shouldn't have to work too much." Morgan batted their eyelashes. "It is your special day!"

They were really good at picking up on when Alex got flushed, even though their skin tone usually hid it. "It will be both of our special day," they corrected.

Kris sent a congratulations card post-marked one day before the proposal, so Morgan made a to-do list item to check whether she had psychic powers. They had a lot of to-do lists, which they organized at their and Alex's Weekly Tax Wedding Planning Party. Alex may have improved a lot in terms of heist-planning, but Morgan wasn't going to leave this up to them, and the wedding was only a month away.

"The officiant's taken care of, unless you want something specific there?" Alex said.

"When you say 'taken care of'..."

"Oh yeah, it turns out one of my minions has a side hustle marrying people. Figured we didn't need to complicate things."

"Convenient," Morgan said.

"Yeah, it's nice to keep it in the family," Alex said. "Between Jammer's catering experience and Daveed's design shit, it's really just the music we're going to have to go outside for."

Yuri had made a point of mentioning that he had a DJ set-up the last time Morgan had seen him. Alex might not have been terribly interested in most people's private lives, but Morgan could smell something fishy.

"Sure," they said, and tabbed over on their phone to their texting app.

Gus first; he was a soft touch when it came to sentimental things. Gus, have you and Alex's minions been plotting behind our backs about our personal lives? They hesitated over that last word. Would 'life' be more appropriate? But the minions knew they weren't actually dating, they didn't need to over-play the 'united front' with them. They sent it as it was.

"I've updated my colour scheme powerpoint," Alex said. "If this doesn't convince you that red and black are the colours of the season, then I'm going to go ahead and mind control you into believing it."

Morgan looked up at the ceiling for some assistance. "It's overdone," they said. "Scarlet Death did the exact same thing last year, do you want to look like you're copying B-tier villains now?"

"I can just wipe everyone's memory of their wedding," Alex said. "No big."

"I'd still remember. And do you want me knowing my wedding is a rip-off of someone else's?"

"Well it can't be purple and white, that's just ridiculous," Alex said.

"Aubergine and bone, thank you."

A light on Morgan's phone blinked. Gus: We're happy for you, boss, is that a crime now?

Cheap trick. Morgan glared at Gus's name.

The light blinked again. And do we suddenly care about what's a crime now?

Well, he had them there.

A third and final blink. If you need a hand with vows, Emily's school is doing their poetry unit.

Fuck off, Gus.

Vows.

Shit.

[ETA: there’s a part 2 now!]

#s and d tier #s and d tier fic #first step of writing any story is motivation which means my first step was writing sick jan into this world and learning about taxes #learning more about taxes that is #i did already know some things i am a good law-abiding citizen #posting before i can second-guess myself

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trash11037 · 2 years

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Sims fandom Save/world

This is the list i have so far, the format goes

show name

TOWN

-family

*any extra information

the list will be under the keep reading as its quite long, around 233 sims when i last count it but that may be a little off

as always feel free to comment more characters that you believe deserve better from any shows/games, or if you think a different town would suit the characters better (i dont own the wedding or highschool pack though so any towns except for those ones are fine

ALSO SPOILER WARNING BELOW FOR THE FOLLOWING

AI the somnium files, danganronpa kindergarden, possibly mystic messenger?

this is because this list names a few characters introduced or revealed later

Camp Camp

GRANITE FALLS

-Max, David, Gwen, Nikki, Neil, Space kid, Harrison

*David is the parent of Max and Harrison, Gwen is the parent of Nikki and SK, Neil is just here to not separate the group

-Preston, Ered, Dolf, Nurf, Preston, Nerris, Nerris Parents

*theres no plot to that one I just love nerris parents

Rwby

BRITECHESTER

-Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Zwei

-Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, Oscar,Ozpin, Emerald, Mercury

Voltron

-Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge, Shiro, Adam, Kosmo

-Allura, Coran, animal to be all the lions

-Matt, Adam,

AI the somnium files

-Date, Mizuki, aiba, Tama, Ryuki

-Iris, Hitomi, Manaka

-Pewter, Renju,

-Amame, Kizzy, Shoma

-Boss, Bibi

Deltarune

-Suzie, Kris, Ralsei , lancer noelle

Undertale

-Frisk, Papyrus, Sans, Undyne, Alphys, Napstablook, Toriel, Mettaton

Sims 2

STRANGERVILLE

-Pascal, Nervous and Tycho

-Ripp, Ophelia join the Smith family

WILLOW CREEK

-Remake the Goth family

-Remake the Lothario/caliente

-Pleasant family

Mystic messenger

WINDENBURG

-Jaehee, MC Married and owns a coffee shop with a cat

-Saeyoung, Saeran

-Rika, Yoosung

-V, a guide dog

-Jumin, Liz

-Zen

Danganronpa

BRITECHESTER

-Makoto, Sayaka, kyoko, Aoi, Sakura, Taka, Mondo, Chihiro

-Hifumi, Leon, Hairguy, Celeste, Byakuya, Mukuro, Junko

-Nagito, Hajime, Chiaki, Gundham Tanaka, Sonia, Kazuichi, Imposter

-Fuyuhiko, Peko, Mahiru, Teruteru, Ibuki, Hiyoko, Akane, Nekomaru

-Shuichi, Kaede, Kiibo, Maki, Kaito, Rantaro, Gonta, Kokichi,

-Korekiyo, Tenko, Angie, Himiko, Ryoma, Kirumi, Miu, Gonta

-Kokichi, Usami, Tsumugi, Monotaro, Monodam, Monosuke, Monokid, Monophanie

Omori

Willow Creek

-Omori, sunny, Mari, Mewno

-Hero, Kel, Hector

-Basil, Aubrey

(build the hotel in Oasis spring)

LIS 1,2 , 3

1 Britechester, 2 willow creek, 3 Bridleton Bay

-Nathan, Victoria, Taylor, Courtney, Dana, Juliet

-Rachel, Max, Chloe, Kate

-Sean, Daniel, Estaban, Chris, Mushroom, lyla

-Alex, Gabe, Ryan, Steph, Valkyrie

Kindergarden

Newcrest

-Nugget, Jerome, Monty, Cindy, Buggs, Lily, Billy

-Ted, Felix, Penny, Carla, Ozzy, Alice

Persona 5

Mt. Komorebi

-Akira, Futaba, Sojiro (owns a café in Windenburg)

- Ann, Haru, Ryuji, Makoto, Yusuke, Morgana

-Akechi, Sumire, Maruki (therapy house)

Portal 1 and 2

EVERGREEN HARBOR

-Glados, Chell, Wheatley,

Homestuck

-John, Dave, Rose, Jade

-Arcadia, Tavros, Sollux, Karkat, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi

-Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Fereri

Spy X family

Brindleton Bay

-Anya, Loid, Yor, Dog

TOH

Strange town

-Luz, Eda, King, Amity, Willow, Hunter, Gus, Lilith

Gravity falls

Strange town

-Soos, gruncle stan, ford, Mabel, Dipper, Wendy. Possibly bill.

Zero escape

Newcrest

-Ace, Snake, Santa, Clover, Junpei, June, seven, Lotus (no 9th man sorry 8 sim max)

-Sigma, Quark, Old man junpei, Dio, Phi, Alice, Luna, K, old lady Akane

-Emopei, Carlos, Akane

-Simpma, Diana , Phi

-Eric, Mira , sean, Gab

#sims 4 save file #sims 4 #sims 4 fandom world

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miller-kennedys · 1 year

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posting this unfinished story bcs we won't finish it

Very worried, Jack gathered everyone in the living room. As soon as Ash came down and sat down on the carpet near the sofa, Jack began.

Jack: So, I have some bad news for you. Dave: start with the bad one! Jack: / throws a tired-angry look at his husband / I'm either going crazy, or someone else is living with us. *awkward silence* Dee and Peter: / are about to leave / Jack: I HAVE PROOF Jack: I started noticing that someone is eating all the onions and candles. NONE OF YOU ARE EATING THIS. Objects in the house move by themselves. The day before yesterday I was attacked by a closet! In addition, my socks began to disappear… *pause* Kris: well, I saw the inscriptions on the windows and satanic signs behind the cabinet, but I didn't pay attention and just erased it Peter: What did you need behind the closet? Kris: Ash was complaining about the monster in the closet, so we took it out of the room Jack: IS IT BECAUSE OF YOU THAT THE CABINET FLYING STAIRS BROKE MY TEETH?! Jack: ahem, so what's there with the inscriptions? Everyone: um… Peter and Dee: you're nuts / get up from the couch, but an invisible force pushes them back / Everyone looks at Jack in horror. Jack happily: YOU SAW IT, RIGHT? I'M NOT CRAZY! Jack realizes that there is a supernatural being in the house with them and it's not Dave: damn… Ash and Kris do spooky dance Ash: / laughs / Kris: / laughs too / Kris: Almond connection Dee: SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO Dave: / chews a candle from stress / I don't know, I'm more afraid of ghosts than death in springlocks The lights go out and lightning flashes outside the window. Everyone is huddled together. Jack: Dave, get your hand off my knee Dave: And you're off my shoulder Peter: Guys, don't drag me into your love stuff either realization Jack: We need to join hands and go to the switchboard together. Dee: let Kris go Kris: Why me? Dee: I don't feel sorry for you

Peter: Where's Ash? the sound of breaking glass Lightning illuminates the room All: AAAAAAA Ash walks in: why is everyone shouting? Everyone: aaaaaaa- ASH?! Ash: well, yeah, I went to wash my hands Everyone: / shake Dave so that he starts to glow like a Light stick / Dee: jerks / turns on a flashlight / Dave's eyes glow like animals in the dark, he smiles broadly and pieces of wax fall out of his mouth. Jack hits him in the face with a pillow: STOP IT. It's creepy. Dave smiling sweetly: okay sports Dee moves her flashlight around the room, but finds no one. Kris: Do we need to check the broken glass first or go to the basement and turn the lights back on? Dee: You can go to the basement just LIKE THE DUMB HORROR MOVIE HERO THAT YOU ARE Kris: … that video wasn't a horror movie and I was also in the background… Dee: / facepalm / Peter: We can send Dave or Kris, or we can all go together. Jack and Ash: Why can't I go? Peter: because you will be electrocuted and you will start a fire Ash and Jack: Fair enough

#original story #original character #original fiction

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iamheadphones · 2 years

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June 5, 3027

Robin was about to say something before Maya stopped them. “Robin please no.” Elliot turned to his little siblings. “It has something to do with the birds and the bees, that’s all you're getting now Laura please continue.” Elliot said, trying to change the subject. “I agree with Elliot.” Kris said, slightly fearful. “Thank you lastly I want to go over the people it would affect. And this is where Sam, Kris. Your prank would have backfired miserably. You see the story Kris gave me was they were thinking Nora might be cheating on them. So they wanted me to make a potion to get Nora to admit if she were having an affair or if her feelings towards them had stayed the same, And like I said there are two types of love potions. The love at first sight potion, and the true love potion. The scenario Kris gave me wouldn’t work with a love at first sight potion which is what was needed for the prank. So I did the second option, in other words your prank would have failed.” Laura said. “Aww come on.” Kris whined. “Sorry, but that’s why I need specifics for potions.” Laura said, before Marina spoke. “Also Julia is raising her hand.” Laura looked down to see Julia who was raising her left hand. “Yes Julia.” Laura said. “What if the person who drinks the person doesn't have a crush, or a girlfriend, or a boyfriend?” Julia asked. “Actually she brings up a good point. What happens if an aromantic person drinks a romantic love potion?” Emily asked. “Lucky for you I have the answers to both. First of all, Julia's question. The potion will still have an affect on the person just not in the way people would expect. You see if the person drinks it and they don’t have a crush, or a romantic partner they’ll just start crying and be really sad and questioning a lot of stuff. For the rest of us who know fancier words we’d call that a mental breakdown, or an existential crisis. Which would probably result in one of us bringing you to your parents house, and even if Elliot did have a crush and that person is in the house we’d probably have to leave.” “Why?” Robin asked. “Well like I said the type I made would make the drinker too close for comfort, and while he’d be all over them he’d also be very protective and obsessive over them. Next is Emily’s question. First you four don’t know what aromantic means.” Laura said, looking down at Elliot’s little siblings. Who all of them shook their heads. “Well an aromatic person is someone who doesn’t really feel romantic love, and doesn’t really want it either.” Laura said. “Like Chase.” Ella said. “Or Chase is just acting how quite a few boys do when they're ten or eleven and think romance is weird.” Rain said. “I’d go with the second option. I was like that when I was around his age and I’m in a relationship.” Dave said as he looked over at Laura and smiled. Laura blushed as she looked at him. Before the two were interrupted by Chase making a gagging noise. Elliot let out a laugh. “Definitely the second option.” Elliot said. “Also Chase some advice. You can do what your brother did in high school and break them up by making a comment about the floor.” Kris suggested. “What do you mean by in high school I literally did it to Lapis and Marina yesterday.” Elliot said. “He actually did.” Lapis said.“What about my question?” Emily said. Laura looked at her a little confused before recalling what was asked. “Oh right. The potion wouldn’t have any effect on them. It doesn’t matter which one you give them. It doesn’t matter how strong it is. It doesn’t matter how long it lasts. It’ll be the basic equivalent of drinking water.” Laura answered. “Oh that’s cool.” Emily said. “Even the potions have respect for the aro’s.” Kris said. “Speaking of potions, all of your rights to ask for potions have been taken away. Unless any of y’all have a good excuse that you can backup nobody gets one.” Laura said as she grabbed the love potion while a whine was heard from a few people in the house. “Now if you excuse me I have a potion to dispose of.” Laura said as she walked back to her room.

#chaos krew #writers #writers on tumblr #story #writeblr #writing #writerblr #original character #original content #ocs

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