Natasha, holding a bomb: Please stand back now.
Peter: *takes a tiny step back*
Natasha:
Natasha: A little further.
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Valentino: Ohhwoahhohhohhhohhhohhhhhhhh!~ Honey whatchu waiting FOR-
Vox: *pushes Valentino and he falls to the ground* SHUT UP VALENTINO!
Vox: STEP INTO MY CANDY STOOOOOOOOREEEE!!~
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April: You look like hell.
Karai: I just got back.
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Leo: What gives you the right to pick on my friends? You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.
Trent:
Trent: You have a zit right there!
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(Nita sees her mom after escaping the Death Market)
Monica: You look like hell.
Nita: I just got back.
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April: I brought sparkling cider!
Cassandra, drinks it, then immediately spits it out: There’s no alcohol in this! Are you trying to poison me?!
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Ryker: Honey whatcha wait fooor-
Viggo: SHUT UP RYKER! Welcome to my candy stooooore!
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Adagio: *to Sunset* Hmmm. For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.
Sonata: And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.
Aria: Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
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Kraken!Ed: are we gonna have a problem? you got a bone to pick? you've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?? I'd normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch. but I'm feeling nice, here's some advice: eat up bi-atch!
Izzy: *muffled toe eating noises*
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Liz to Clive: "If you were happy every day you wouldn't be human. You'd be a game show host."
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Heather D: Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
JD: Haters (my dad) can’t stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning (“drawing too loud”)
Veronica: How do you draw too loud?
JD: Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational
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boyfriend who's obsessed with grilled cheese but it's JDonica
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[After the episode Slash and Destroy]
Raph: Oh my god! I just killed my best friend!
Leo: And your worst enemy.
Raph: Same difference!
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Stiles: You look like hell.
Derek: I just got back.
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mugman : hey , are you okay ?
cuphead : get away , nerd .
mugman : oh , okay .
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Heathers is possibly the only fandom which actually fits the tone of the source
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