Steve: Is something burning?
Eddie: Just my love for you.
Steve: Eds, the toaster is on fire.
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*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together*
Y/N: So who should we call?
Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.
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keefe: Welcome, fellow idiots
sophie: Hello, keefe
keefe: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
sophie: You underestimate me
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Percy: Vex'ahlia and I don’t use pet names.
Vax'ildan: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Percy: Honey?
Vex'ahlia: Yes, dear?
Percy:
Vax'ildan: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Applejack: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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bennett: razor was banned from the chicken stack so we're going out of town
razor: they say "all you can eat". razor just follows
bennett: razor, you ate a chair
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Akira: I prevented a murder today.
Amon: Really? How’d you do that?
Akira: Self-control.
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Keys: Good morning.
Stanton: Good morning.
Destiny: Good morning.
Mouser: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Antwan: MORNING MOTHERF*****S
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Enoch, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Emma: You did WHAT–
Millard: William Snakespeare
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Jason: Why are you on the floor?
Nico: I'm depressed.
Nico: Also I was stabbed, can you get Will, please?
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Watts, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Murdoch: You did WHAT–
Crabtree: William Snakepeare
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Orpheus: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Eurydice: What did you do, Orpheus?
Orpheus: A MISTAKE
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keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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George: What are your goals?
Alexander: To pet all the dogs.
George: No, fitness goals.
Alexander: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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