#spicy ketchup

[voidbody-with-staticbones]

All of the skellies eat and drink their typical favourite condiments and dishes.

But here…

It’s the same.

…

But

Spicy

#everestverse #sans #papyrus #spicy ketchup #spicy mustard #spicy honey #and yes i am aware that some of these are ship names #this is not that in this moment #if you want to know why it’s all spicy? #the rest of the underground is chill as fuck how else are they supposed to keep food warm if not with spice to mimic it

[fieriframes]

[And then, we'll serve the slaw dressing on it to order? Yes. Now, we're gonna plate up our crab cake. Spicy ketchup. Chili crab sauce.]

#s27e04 fun in the sun #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #chili crab sauce #crab cake #slaw dressing #spicy ketchup

[jessspeaks]

While visiting friends in Wylie, Texas, I couldn't contain my excitement as I embarked on my first-ever Whataburger experience. We had just spent a day at the shooting range and were beyond ready for a late lunch.

As we received the white and orange paper bags through the drive-through window, the delicious scent of sizzling burgers filled the air. I refused to wait until we got back home. The first bite was nothing short of amazing. The juicy patty, fresh ingredients, and the special sauce came together melting in my mouth.

My friends exchanged knowing glances, their smiles affirming my newfound obsession. At that moment, I felt the pride and joy of savoring a beloved Texan tradition. Whataburger had lived up to its reputation and then some, leaving me amazed and utterly satisfied. The taste of Texas had won me over, and I couldn't believe I came home to a delivery of the 3 pack of Whataburger spicy ketchup bottles from my Texan friends.

#wylie tx #whataburger #spicy ketchup #texas #vic3400 #guns #shooting #tw gun #tw shooting

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[jediarzee]

#texas #California #central #pacific #In-N-Out #whataburger #battleoftheburgers #favorite #animal style fries #spicy ketchup

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I've said this here before but if there is a food that is painful for you to eat or that is spicy to you but you have never heard anyone (except possibly family members) genuinely describe it that way, then you might be ⭐~ allergic ~⭐ to it.

#i was a grown adult when i learned that ketchup is not actually supposed to be spicy #and salads are not supposed to be too painful to finish eating

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#french fries #junk food #fast food #food porn #ketchup #loaded fries #food photography #foodie #favourite #love #craving #feeling spicy #yummylicious #delicious #hungry me #dumblr

[litaviee]

A seperate post solely for Rodimus because I like how he was drawn in this issue

Might as well hit two birds with one stone

Rodimus appreciation post go !!! 🔥

bonus fruity captain stance

#i love this spicy mustard ketchup cheeto #transformers #mtmte #rodimus #panelposting

[thatmemeguy89]

I’ll have to try that

#memesdaily #funny memes #spicy memes #meme page #meme lord #memedaddy #meme #dankest memes #memes #dank memes #book memes #book marks #ketchup #food memes #gross #fyp #tumblr fyp #follow me #follow

[tiny-buzz]

A Giant Woman’s Nose Has Appeared Above The City

If you are into noses, this is your lucky day.

The nose is floating, far above the city.

The nose (referred to in the media as “The Floating Nose”) is 150 feet tall. The pores in the nose are clean — “very clean” — suggesting that the nose has a dedicated skin routine and diet, or enviable genetics.

“Our most powerful telescopes allow us to see that there are very, very few nose hairs; the assumption is that this is a result of waxing, trimming, or plucking, but there’s a lot we don’t know yet.” - A Genius At NASA

The Pope has issued an emergency declaration that “The Floating Nose is pretty hot.” After 24 hours of confusion from regional Archdiocese, the Pope issued a further clarification that “I’m not into noses” but “It looks like a nose FROM a woman who is hot.”

The Nose is breathing at approximately 12 breaths per minute. “Good cardio.” — A Long-Distance Runner

Our weapons are useless against The Floating Nose.

"If I was on that nose, way up there, in the sky, let’s just say, things would be different, OK? I would take care of business.” — Mark Wahlberg, to an EXTRA TV entertainment reporter who had asked a question about his predominantly plant-based diet.

Mark Wahlberg’s Daily Routine: - 4:30 AM — Wake up - 4:35 AM — Speed read the Catholic Bible (C-B.I.B.L.E) in one hand with one eye and The Dictionary in the other hand with the other eye - 4:50 AM — Ten thousand push-ups - 5 AM — Write a list of ten things that make him angry - 5:05 AM — Eat the list - 5:10 AM — Run a marathon - 7:15 AM — Send an email - 7:17 AM — Bed time

“Why is The Floating Nose subject to the male gaze?” asks the New York Times, knowing full well that the Pope has already called it Hot, and the Pope speaks for ALL Italian and Italian-American men of wrestling age. Don’t like it, toots? I’m sorry. I’m sincerely sorry and I will do better.

The Floating Nose Just Sneezed And Honestly It’s Iconic, Brought To You By Our Brand Partner Post Cereal

The Board of Regents extends their best wishes to The Floating Nose

Can we cancel The Floating Nose?

Lesbians are claiming The Floating Nose for their own.

The Floating Nose is voted Second in the reader poll for Strongest Female Protagonist, placing just ahead of Ellen Ripley from the “Aliens” franchise, and just behind “Bella, the Strongest Woman In The Universe” from the book “The Catholic Bible.”

The Catholic Bible 2 rumored to be under development at Searchlight.

“Some of your favorites are coming back . . . in a BIG way.” — Studio Exec

The Floating Nose portends a ruthless allergy season in 2024.

The Board of Regents extends Regis Weekend, as a precautionary measure, until Tuesday, November 7, 2023. 

#regis weekend #honor the nose #honor the man #spomsored by wahlbergers spicy ketchup

[lovecolibri]

Murph: I'm not really tasting the jelly

Siobhan: I'm not really tasting the jelly either.

Ally: I ABSOLUTELY taste the jelly, it's disgusting.

Siobhan: Oh no, I got an aftertaste of the jelly and I don't like it.

Ally: Cheese and grape jelly, are you psychotic? Why would you do this to us?

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #junior year #adventuring party #yeah i get a hint of sweet with the savory but if i'm doing that it has to be spicy sweet like an asian chile sauce not just sweet #even ketchup is too sweet for me if it's not a spicy ketchup to put on a breakfast sandwich but it seems doable #the jelly though? if it was a chile jelly maybe but grape??

[hearditinapastlife2019]

going to make a grilled cheese with super ripe cheddar on challah ohhhh yes

#i should have stopped by to see my farmer friend for some spicy ketchup on saturday :(

[angel-maybe-alive]

The funniest part of white girls on booktok calling the blandest missionary vanilla with maybe a ass slap or (gasps) men performing oral "Spicy" it's the fact that it proves that just like with food white women don't understand what the word spicy means

#anti booktok #spicy #lol #this is mayo with ketchup at best Karen #spicy like oatmeal #they be like “it's sooooo Spicy” #and its a hair pull and calling the man “daddy” while doing it god honoring missionary #writing #books #i want to banish the word spicy

[theflann]

Disrespectful take: hot sauce is just spicy ketchup

#ketchup #disrespect #hot sauce #hot #sauce #hot take #is #just #spicy

[anartificialsatellite]

#hetalia #aph America #hws america #Hetalia fanart #whataburger spicy ketchup #I don’t know what this is about tbh #but he’s right you can

[buffetlicious]

I am generally not fussy about my food as long as it is edible and not something I don’t like. Mum bought this box of Brunch with a piece of sweet & sour pork chop, steamed egg custard with minced pork and Thai style spicy sweet & sour battered fish strips.

#Brunch #Takeaway #Packed #Economy Rice #菜饭 #Cai Png #Pork Chop #Sweet & Sour #Ketchup #Egg Custard #Minced Pork #Thai Style #Spicy #Battered Fish #White Rice #Food #Buffetlicious