#spider irl

[spidertalia]

second ever time showing my face here but i wanted to actually show off a bit of my own goth fashion <333

-i am still a baby bat and very new to the actual goth subculture, music-wise and fashion-wise! i just really adore the fashion :)))

#spider talks #spider irl #goth fashion #trad goth #goth #baby bat

[spiderkiss]

I am so tired

A coworker asked me a question while I was getting tea, I lost where I was and threw the teaspoon in the bin thinking I was throwing out the tea bag

I had already thrown out the tea bag

I’m so glad I have next week off, I am in shambles and do not trust my brain

#spider irl #spider rambles

[lemonouiiid]

REUPLOAD BC I MAY BE STUPID 🔥

flawless, lawless

(sketch version below)

(my ass is NOT studying + bonus hobie)

#across the spiderverse #across the spider verse fanart #atsv #atsv fanart #hobie brown #miles morales #punkflower #spiderman #spider punk #SORRY ESTOY STUPIDO #but yeah like i said i like the sketch version more bc ofc …. #but i had to redraw it into my sketchbook even tho my blue marker is unwillingly being held on life support #broke? make it work #trust me it looks better irl

[repcnt]

AUTISM BE DAMNED I GOT TWO GFS!

#repcnt #spiderman 2 game #spiderman 2 #spiderman 2 ps5 #spiderman #insomniac #insomniac games #insomniac spider man #insomniac spiderman #harry and peter #harry osborn #peter parker #mary jane watson #mj watson #petermj #parksborn #parksbornson #fanart #repcnt irl

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Just found out Miguel O'Hara is in fact a Geneticist instead of an Astrophysicist.

And I-

'Prodigy level' 😭😭 girl kiss my ass that means nothing

Honestly that's like that girl on TikTok who started digging a tunnel system under her suburban home only to reveal months later that she is in fact a computer engineer rather than an architectural one

but she still thinks that she's qualified to excavate tons of rock from the stone under her house despite the fact that things keep going wrong and said mine is literally filling with water at a rapid pace

Do you know that girl?

Kinda like how Miguel thinks that because he made himself genetically Spiderman he now understands all of the laws of the universe and can prove String Theory even though things keep going wrong and anamolies keep happening

This y'all leader?? You expect me to believe this mfer is educated in magnetohydrodynamics? That man can't tell an astropartical from a cosmic ray are you kidding me

but he's like no... My calculations.. the little glowing lesbian (affectionate) in my watch told me this one black kid in brooklyn broke the universe so it MUST be true also I am very smart

#I hope you read this in Miles voice #please tell me you know what girl I'm talking about #PLEASE IT'S SO FUNNY #she has a MINECART #Sis said fuck Microsoft and started playing Minecraft irl #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara

[idk-bruh-20]

(I'm not back sorry y'all, just saw we were due for a reminder)

#basically had to go on a blocking spree #if you see my posts on starker blogs pls lmk I'll probably see it eventually #unfortunately I'm still on timeout. my irl life is much healthier without the responsibilities of a blog #though! I'll add a bit of queue while I'm here <333 as a treat #irondad fam I have never forgotten you #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #tony stark #peter parker #ironfam #anti starker #starkers dni #announcements

[lampfacedstudios]

SPIIDERRRRR hiding in the corner super fuckin normal I ain’t afraid of no SPIIDERRRR

soo when the last Spiderverse movie came out and everyone was doing spidersonas I was overwhelmed and had no idea what to do for mine.

well we just saw the new Spiderverse and I have been struck with the need to try again, and this time I actually GOT somewhere

this is still super rough but I know I want those colors, a big clunky spider-eyed visor, and mechanical legs. the rest of it is up in the air.

inspired partly by a relatively new Jotus jumping spider species from Australia and also Call of Duty Shoot-A-Man Konig’s “arachnid” skin

#doodles #spidersona #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #man I technically don't even need to change my name as my irl last name is already Parker #but uhhh #not going there even if my name is a common one #anyways #spider #jumping spider #arachnids #invertebrates #...I basically just spider-ified Videre a bit didn't I #oh well

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

There is a spider who has decided to take up residency directly above my bathroom sink. Why it chooses a place so insanitary and damp, I do not know. But I will respect it's choices like some weird spider version of cottagecore.

#irl stuff #would the spider be considered a new roommate?

[sketchy-panda]

tony and peter!!!

also if anyone has any irondad spiderson fic recs i am all ears

#i finally finished a big project irl and this is the first thing i did after lol #spiderman #iron man #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spider son

[ehilaaaaa12340]

and why he's the silliest of the sillies, the goober, the goofier, the silly billy gilly rilly tilly pilly filly dilly jilly zilly xilly cilly villy nilly milly, the cutest the adorable one the tiny smol bean, pookie muffin cupcake bear i love him sm like he's so cute i wanna hug him and squish his cheeks and be his twin sister for life because he's so pspspspspspsps

#guys i swear i never stopped loving him #he's so onfjajhfhd i love him #he's so me irl #i wanna go on adventures with him and laugh with him till i can't breath anymore #it's been literally one year and i'm still so fucking obsessed with him it's not a phase anymore. #avatar 2 #spider soccorro #avatar the way of water #avatar spider #miles spider socorro #avatar

[spidertalia]

i have finally brought her back - my girl nyo!canada !!! she's been resting in my closet for over three years but i went to comiccon today and decided i might as well bring her out :))

+ my actual comiccon cosplay (non-hetalia) under the cut !!

bonus points if u can guess who i went as :)))

#spider talks #spider irl #cosplay #hetalia cosplay #nyo!canada #nyo!canada cosplay #canada cosplay #aph canada cosplay #hws canada cosplay

[spiderkiss]

Liberals ruining healthcare like my "good enough" gp no longer bulk billing so I'm going to have to pay for a mental health assessment so I don't have to pay for getting my brain looked at.

Tried looking at other places but I can't get an appointment soon enough that will cover work

#spider irl #need to you tube tops #for how to not cry in public #this shit is embarrassing #then try to help along what's wrong #and it makes it WORSE #I'm trying and failing to reps over here

[joltik-guy]

HALLO :333

#electric villain tag #haunting the spider arc #irl pkmn #pokeblog rp #pokereality #pkmn rp #pokemon #irl pokemon #pokemon roleplay #rotumblr #pokemon unreality #rotomblr

[repcnt]

HEY PARKSBORN FANS!! Me again back with a redraw of my fav pic of me n harr! Ive been gaining a lottt of source memories of my teen years being spidey n me which is why its takin me long to make pieces!! (Im drawing a comic based off one of the memories!)

OG IMAGE:

#gameverse #insomniac spider man #spiderman #insomniac games #insomniac #insomniac spiderman 2 #spiderman 2 #spiderman 2 ps5 #spiderman 2 game #parksborn #harry osborn #harry and peter #peter parker #repcnt irl #repcnt #i miss harr sooooo much

[whisperingwinters]

Average trainer meets 1,000 legendaries on their journey is a statistical error. Prophecies Georg

#spiders Georg #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pkmn shitpost #ash ketchum

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #154

CW: this one's pretty gruesome. read at your own risk 

Peter is a young child who's been kidnapped. His parents and/or his aunt and uncle were killed and he was taken. Along with a bunch of other little kids, he's been held captive and experimented on.

When the Avengers suddenly bust the kidnapping operation, the kidnappers try at the last second to destroy their research. They gas the small room where the kids are being held.

It's Iron Man who ends up blasting through. What he finds is horrifying. All but one of the children are dead.

The one who's left is just sitting among the bodies, crying, shocked, terrified. Iron Man carries him out of there, then once they're safe from the gas Tony steps out of the suit to comfort the kid while he's given oxygen.

Little 5-year-old Peter Parker imprints on his savior hard.

He just went through an unimaginable amount of trauma, then Iron Man burst through like an avenging angel. This is the first time he's ever felt protected in his memory. Tony holds the crying kid, and the kid can tolerate no one else near him.

This becomes a slight problem when they get back to base. But Tony can't find it in him to let SHIELD take the kid away, let them strip him of this one tiny bit of comfort. He keeps seeing all those other kids when he closes his eyes.

This one needs him right now. And if "right now" eventually becomes "this is my son," well. Who could've predicted that.

#sing it with me: codependency irl is bad but reading it in fic heals me on fundamental levels #give me separation anxiety peter! fiercely protective suddenly-a-parent tony! #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #btw sorry this is so gruesome y'all #cw: violence #idk is that the right tag? #just this image of peter being the only one of a whole group to survive wouldn't leave my brain #then him imprinting on his rescuer instantly #how tony might struggle with emotional vulnerability normally but wouldn't hesitate to comfort this child #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #also imagine the moment a few months in when peter finally asks tony to be his dad #tony (crying): sure I can do that #imagine a moment where tony tells peter about his own time being kidnapped #imagine what would happen if the kidnappers (let's say hydra) CAME BACK #queueueueue #see announcements