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sarah-sandwich · 2 years

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I will absolutely give you my hand in marriage! I go back and reread your spideypool stories on the regular when I need a pick me up! If you're still having fun with the asks, I'd love to hear your takes on 4, 5 and 11 for our spideypool boys

That's it then, we are betrothed! 🧙‍♂️🎉 (there isn't a gavel or judge emoji so the wizard will have to do)

I was busy yesterday (my sister was over aaaaaaalll daaaaayyyy) but I've been thinking about these since I saw this in my inbox so I'm sorry in advance that it's so long and rambly 😬

4. Best place to kiss on their body

OKAY I stand by what I said in a different ask about Peter's fav place being anywhere around his head (jaw, cheeks, ears, collarbone, neck, etc.) because he needs to be brought into the moment and distracted from his distractions (although he is not picky and will take whatever is given)

For Wade though... I don't think Wade likes kisses. Stick with me here, of course he loves kissing and once upon a time he loved being kissed, but now when the kissing strays from the lips he becomes horribly self conscious of his skin. He'd much rather be the one showering Peter with kisses so he takes control and does that.

I think it takes Peter awhile to catch on to what's going on. I'm talking many many months of making out before he notices that every time he tries to explore Wade's body with more than his hands, anytime he might see Wade with all of his barriers removed, Wade shuts it down. Once he finally notices, it doesn't take a genius (although he is that lol) to figure out why. Then he does what any stubborn Peter Parker would do and he pins Wade down and refuses to let Wade wiggle out of getting the showering of love and affection he deserves and kisses every bit of him.

By the end Wade feels raw and vulnerable and loved (oh so loved) but it's too much to deal with so he--

STOP this is turning into a plot bunny GAH!!

I think shoulders. Once Peter wears him down (it takes a looong time, like a whole character arc) he discovers he likes kisses along his trap muscles and over his shoulder blades on his back and the casual kisses Peter drops onto his shoulders over his shirt.

5. Guilty pleasures

First of all, Wade doesn't feel guilty about any of his pleasures. He loves his Golden Girls and his soft things, wearing dresses or lingerie when the mood strikes, playing and giggling and making life fun even when it's wildly inappropriate to do so. Secondly, Peter. It's Peter. Peter is his guilty pleasure. Sometimes he can't help but feel that his mere proximity to Peter has ruined something otherwise wholly good and pure.

In contrast, all of Peter's pleasures are guilty lmao He likes to watch movies, build LEGO sets, belt out Britney, mock the daylights out of bad guys as he knocks them to the ground--but any time he's relaxing or playing he feels a nagging undercurrent of guilt that tells him he should be working, he should be checking on May, he should be taking care of the city--anything but taking time for himself to simply enjoy living

They balance each other your honor <3

11. Bad or petty habits

THEY'RE BOTH EXTREMELY PETTY CHANGE MY MIND

Peter sees some jerk on his phone shoving people around on the sidewalk so he webs his foot to the ground and leaves him to decide whether to wait an hour for it to dissolve or to abandon his shoe. This is a regular occurrence. To the point he has repeat offenders ("Ah c'mon! Not again!")

Wade in the same situation would harass the daylights out of the guy. He'd follow him for blocks with his hand to his ear and parrot everything he says and does while being 100x more obnoxious (and lewd) and when the guy gets aggressive with him...well...

As for Peter's bad habits, anything involving self care falls by the wayside in a heartbeat. He forgets to eat, he doesn't get enough sleep but still oversleeps and has to rush out the door (often forgetting to brush his teeth which Wade thinks is the nastiest thing) and when he does eat it's the most basic low-energy "meal" imaginable, sometimes procured from the nearest dumpster, sometimes just random ingredients dumped directly down his throat. Whatever gets the job done while exerting the least effort

Wade's worst habits are his cycles of self-loathing and self-sabotage. But his general day-to-day bad habits are things like baking in the nude (save for his apron! gotta protect the jewels), forgetting pants, getting mouthy with anyone in any kind of authoritative position (from cops to bodega managers) and getting kicked out of wherever he is, and embarrassing Peter with public displays of affection (1000% intentional)

#ask games #sarah's headcanons #peter parker #wade wilson #me? scooting by the admission that you reread my fics on the regular? without dissolving into a puddle of gratitude and emoji hearts? nah #🥺😭💓🌺🥰🖤💖💙🌸🌼✨🥰🥰🥰#betrothed anon

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lostcephalopods · 2 years

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AU Masterpost

you can literally always talk to me about my aus. yes I have an au problem. it's incurable.

New (this blog only):

#dnau - collab w fred

remus gets into dna tests, janus' dna keeps changing, janus has an identity crisis

#mafiau - collab w fred

fake marriage turn into taking over a mafia, dukexiety, rosleepceit, freed androids becoming family

#dragonau - collab w fred

janus is a dragon that hoards boyfriends

#marvelau

janus get spider powers, janus is very hot, spideypool, dukexiety, future sleepceit, one-sided roceit

#eldritchau

remy is sleep, janus is a trickster, roman remus and virgil are a trio, soulmates exist, eldritch beings like to meddle, dukexiety, dukesleepceit, rosleepceit

#idolau

remy is an idol forced to be the face of scandals, janus is a barista with a dark past, virgil is a bartender trying to save money, roman is struggling to get a role, remus probably has a job and a home, oh and most of them live in the same shitty building

Old (from loveceit):

#bread au

rosleepceitmas, anaintruality, cottagecore dream, urban fantasy

#vampiceit - collab w fred

anxceitmusleep, canon setting, janus is a vampire disguised as a snake

#belief!dee

deceit used to be belief, king is the only one who knows, qpp kingceit, roceit, remus has abandonment trauma, remus is obsessed w roman (fic)

#powerswap au

canon setting, the dragon witch curses the wrong twin, remus janus and virgil all switch powers, slowburn anxceitmus

#pride!roman au

unsympathetic remus, remus replaces roman, deceit finds out, roman becomes pride since he's not needed as creativity

#the horror au

urban fantasy, antemori shores, the abandoned circus isn't abandoned, watch out for the Ringmaster

#ts witch au

urban fantasy, antemori shores, thomas inherited an apartment building, seven witches are the only ones living there, intruality, other ships tbd

#local cryptids au

schrodingers sleepxiety -> creepxiety, lomile, roceit, tobus, logan raised the twins, remy and virgil raised dee, virgil's youtube audience has lots of questions, remy owns fluidi-tea the coffee shop

#haunted motel au

virgil is the only employee at the enigma motel, the motel is haunted by five ghosts, virgil wants to contact the ghosts

#ts magic au

ironshell, deceit has too many people attracted to him, deceit is the only human, fae shouldn't be trusted but also the twins are fae

#fairytale au

a king broke the terms set by the fae after the queen passed away, a princess becomes a mage in a tower, the tower becomes cramped, established lomas, somewhat slowburn dukesleepxiety dukesleepceit and rosleepceit

#illfitting powers

virgil has fire powers, patton can communicate with spiders, logan conjures realistic illusions, roman can turn invisible, remus travels through other's reflections, janus is forced to fit in through painful shapeshifting, remy keeps people awake, emile influence people to feel the same emotion he does

#snakely escape au

deceit strips away everything but his core - self-preservation- and hides out in the imagination as an inland taipan called mair, qpp dukesleep, slowburn anxceitmus and roceit

#unexpected roommates au

semi-canon setting, roman is a ghost that haunts thomas, deceit is a sizs-changing fae that got stuck in thomas' home, they can see the sides when they're out, the sides know about them before thomas does

#fakimals

remus is thought to be the only dark side because virgil and janus are always in animal form, the animals will still pop up if they disagree with something, ignoring the animals doesn't end well, qpp anxceit, slow roceit

#sideswap au

canon setting, belief, creativity and caution as light sides, guilt, pride and detachment as dark sides, blind!belief, light sides chirp, probably onseided roceit (pride loves belief)

#garbage au

remus is a homeless demon sleeping in the dumpster behind the tattoo shop virgil works at, remus gets to stay in the shop's break room, roman is an angel, dalitso and remy own the tattoo shop and they corrupt/seduce roman, virgil gets to tattoo remus, dukexiety, eventual rosleepceit that starts with roman playing matchmaker to remy and dee

#the coincidence au

romulus, roman and remus don't know that they're all cousins, they have different surnames and have lived in different parts of the world before ending up in the same town, all three gets interested in dee who looks cool but is a gay disaster, creativiceit, sleepxiety

#soft vibes au

past sleepceit lead to remus being born, eve adopts roman and virgil, thomceit, eve's adoptive parents are emile and patton, soft family focused au

#ts sunflower au

thomas went to an adoption centre w a friend as moral support, met dee, continued to visit dee, adopted dee, now has an autistic 8 year old to care for, sir hiss the stuffed corn snake, mr picani is dee's counsellor, dee transfer to a new school, dee is now in fourth grade w the twins and virgil, remy is dee's friend from his old school and turns out to be mr picani's kid, could be thomile

#toddler dee au

thomas gives deceit less energy after the reveal, deceit changes to a smaller shape to conserve energy but fucks up, deceit is now a toddler w no memories, deceit only trusts virgil in the beginning, toddlers can't control their powers, roman is dee's role model and future husband (in the way kids want to marry adults), deceit actually ages at an accelerated rate (1 year in 4 months)

#kingceit human au

king roman and remus are triplets, deceit and remy are twins, deceit killed their and remy's parent in self defense, king is deceit's hot hairdresser that they accidentally confess murder to, deceit and remy take in 12 yr old virgil from the street, kingceit, rosleep, dukesleep

Old and temporarily abandoned:

#art heist au

#ts avatar au

#ts tangled au

#yet another youtube au

#soulmate wings au

#the high school au

#ts mythology au

#dead spouses au

#wtnv au

Dead aus:

#twin omens au

#parent teacher au

#deceit too au

#hogwarts au

#crazy ex au

#ts universe au

fred, friend and au enabler: @anxiouslyfred

#masterpost #long post

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jordanparker · 3 years

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It’s Quiet Upstairs (starker)

The prequel to my Congratulations fic.

TW: mentions of cheating, character death, past Spideypool, and overall a really angsty songfic

Tags: @starkerswonderland, @keenwonderlandcollector, @starkerscoop, @smallaviatrix @thatrandomsomnia

“Mr Parker,” FRIDAY says, making Peter glance up from his book and up to the ceiling where her motion sensors were. “You have a message. Would you like to listen to it?”

Peter smiles softly before letting out a snort of amusement, turning to his book again. “It’s from Wade, I’ll listen to it later-”

“It’s not,” This time FRIDAY’s voice seems to have saddened a bit, but Peter doesn’t catch on. “It’s from the mission report from this morning.”

“Will you read it to me Fri?” Peter asks anxiously, sitting up from where he was laying on the bed and setting the book down.

“On Thursday the twenty seventh, Harley Parker was shot down by enemy troops as he was trying to help prisoners escape the base that the Avengers were raiding. The team was unable to get to him in time, which resulted in his death-”

Peter was frozen, eyes glassy as FRIDAY continued to rattle off the report that someone had written. He faintly heard a door crash open and muffled yelling before someone’s arms wrapped around him.

“Shhh, Peter it’s gonna be okay, you’re gonna be okay.” Natasha murmurs, stroking his hair gently, trying to coax her to take deep breaths. “Copy my breathing. You're gonna be okay. It’s going to be fine. Try to copy my breathing baby.”

Eventually, Peter calms down enough to let out a quiet, “Where’s Tony, Nat?” His sister is silent, giving him all he needs to know. “Ah, he’s with her isn’t he?”

Natasha gives her teary eyed brother a shaky nod, staring blankly at the white walls, just hugging Peter harder as his body shakes in after-shock.

Peter lets out a heart-breaking sob and hugs the red-head back, tucking his head into the crook of her neck.

“I… I can’t take this anymore! First it was missing Morgan’s award show for her presentation, then it was ignoring my calls after Miles was shot during his patrols and now this?” Peter gasps out, tears streaming down his face and landing on Natasha’s shirt, but it seemed like she didn’t mind. “I guess the death of your son just makes you sad enough to cheat on your husband. Again,” He adds, red-faced and sniffling harshly.

Natasha breaks out of her daze enough to give him a look. “No. None of this is your fault okay? You knew that the mission would be too difficult, but Tony pushed for Harley to go. He was the one who said he was ready. Even Harley was scared. It. Was. Not. Your. Fault. Peter.”

“But I should’ve pushed back harder, been the father that Harley needed and told him that it was okay to say no to Tony. I… I should’ve done more, I-” Peter cuts himself off as a sob bubbled up his throat. “Was I… was I not good enough? Is our marriage not enough for him?”

Natasha holds Peter as he cries himself tired, seconds turned to minutes which turned to hours. Peter had fallen asleep already, feeling worn out and exhausted.

And Tony was still nowhere to be found.

Although other Avengers had come up to see if Peter was okay, no one had spoken. The tower was quiet and if Natasha guesses that if she looks outside, she would see that the world was a bit darker; sadder.

It was around eight at night when FRIDAY spoke up. “Mr Parker has six unread messages and three missed calls.” Natasha smiles sadly, stroking Peter’s hair.

“Can you play them FRI?”

“Certainly Ms Romanoff.”

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It was a still night as a young man made his way down gravel paths; dodging headstones and new or wilted batches of roses left for loved ones.

He’s clutching his own flower, a single white rose gripped tightly in his fist. It took a couple of minutes, but eventually he made it to his destination.

Harley Parker’s headstone.

The engravings shined silver under the moonlight that read, ‘Loving brother and son’. The man carefully set down the white rose on top of the headstone before he collapsed in front of it.

“Hey Little Rose.” Peter says, voice cracking. “I-... I miss you Harley. And so do Morgan and Miles. We all miss you. Um, I know I was here yesterday, but I just wanted to let you know that I love you. I miss you a lot. It's been really hard these past three months.

“It’s been really quiet at home without you. It’s quiet upstairs.” He adds in a joking manner.

There was silence before the young man broke into sobs, his body shaking with the intensity of his grief.

“I’m sorry baby, I’m so sorry.” Peter cries, on his knees and the heels of his hands digging into his eyes. “I’m sorry that I didn’t stop him. I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to keep you home. I’m sorry that you had to see- and.. and hear all the fights. I’m sorry you were there when he brought her home. I’m sorry that you heard. I.. I’m sorry for everything.”

At that point everything was a blur to Peter, but before he knew it, three hours had passed and Peter had started to babble about meaningless things.

“Anyways that’s how I somehow adopted a duck.” Peter finishes, sending a grin to the stone as if someone was there listening and smiling back. “I just wanna say thank you Harley. You are a wonderful and amazing son. You will always be my son.” He says proudly, getting up and stretching; his joints stiff.

“Before I go,” Peter starts quietly, looking around the cemetery to avoid looking at Harley’s. “I don’t think me and Tony will last any longer. He’s clearly been avoiding me, and Nat found a box hidden in a closet that she wants me to look over. But that’s for tomorrow. I just want to ask you if you’d be okay with… with Wade? I know you’re probably not here right now, but maybe just give me a sign Little Rose.”

It was quiet for a second and Peter stood alone.

Then he heard it.

A crow crooned loudly, but to Peter it sounded familiar. It sounded like the loud laughs that used to rattle around the penthouse whenever Tony used to burn another night’s dinner. It sounded like Harley.

Peter let out a wet chuckle, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Thank you my Little Rose. I’ll be back tomorrow night.” Peter vows, giving a determined nod towards the headstone before making his way out of the cemetery.

And there standing a top of the headstone is Harley, his faded ghost of a body watching his father leave.

“There is no forgiveness for him. You are going through the unimaginable.” Harley whispers, watching his only father leave his resting place with a soft smile.

A crow croons again and Harley turns to look over at it. “I never liked the quiet before.”

#starker #peter parker #hamilton au #mentioned harley keener #natasha romanoff #tw: cheating #tw: minor character death #song fic #It's Quiet Uptown songfic

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larryfanfiction · 5 years

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Movie! AU

🎬 The Proposal by curlshire (20k)

Louis is a tetchy editor and Harry is his unfortunate assistant. After Louis is threatened with a demotion, he quickly makes plans to fake a marriage to Harry. (Based off the movie The Proposal)

🎬 Supposed to Be by kikikryslee (26k)

“I’m making a movie for a film competition, and I want you to be in it,” Harry told Louis. “I think you would be a great leading actor in it.” “Why?” “Because it’s you. I mean, who wouldn’t want to know all about the amazing Louis Tomlinson? It would be a great movie.” “You don’t have some weird crush or, like, secret obsession with me, do you?” Louis asked. Harry bit his tongue so he didn’t say “Ew, I have standards.” He didn’t think that would go over well. Of course, that was assuming Louis understood what that meant. — Or, the Geek Charming AU where Harry’s a film geek, Louis’ a popular jock, and they both need each other to get what they want.

🎬 If I Should Stay by gloria_andrews (31k)

Louis is a television actor who suddenly needs a bodyguard. Harry is the bodyguard he ends up hiring.

A fic loosely based on the classic 1992 movie The Bodyguard.

🎬 Elysian by wonderlou (81k)

“What could be it, Niall?” Harry asks gently with a sigh. He slouches down further into his chair, crossing his arms lazily across his chest. He is bored. He has been bored for five years straight, but even more so now that his one interest has shut himself out entirely. Harry had not even heard from Louis, not since last night, not since he had gotten on his nerves so much that he was torn between knocking him out and smiling in surrender to the slight awe he felt. Louis is opinionated like no one he’s ever seen, but his voice is honeyed; high-pitched and indignant. Harry is nothing short of entranced.

Or, Harry is running out of time to fall in love, but with Louis, it seems as if there’s all the time in the world.

🎬 Because You Saw Me When I Was Invisible by supernope (32k)

A (not so) loosely-based Princess Diaries AU, in which Harry finds out he’s the heir to the throne of a country he’s never even heard of.

🎬 Dangerous Liaisons by IWillSingWithYou (42k)

Niall is the master of deceit and Harry is the master of seduction. Louis is just a very strong willed male model who happens to be straight. When Niall tells Harry he wouldn’t be able to seduce Louis, the bet is on, but Niall’s schemes are hard to avoid.

🎬 Leave Before The Lights Come On by Velvetoscar (15k)

Louis’ never had a one night stand in his entire twenty-one years of existence. Not once. That is…until now. And OF COURSE this is how it happened.

🎬 Let’s Fall in Love in a Place You Want to Stay by embro (134k)

A George of the Jungle / Tarzan AU where Louis is a model who meets Wild Man Harry in the Congo. He was raised by apes and barely speaks a word of English and turns Louis’ life upside down.

🎬 If You Wanna Try Me On by zimriya (18k)

To be fair, Harry’d been half asleep when Niall convinced him to put in his CV in the first place. Like, Harry wants to be a proper serious journalist–he’s not about to give up that dream in favour of becoming a personal assistant at a fashion magazine, or…whatever. Harry’s not actually all that sure what Tomlinson Styles even is, beyond his ticket to fame or any of the other things Niall’d spouted off at him, but when he shows up for the interview and is unceremoniously shoved into an office with the Tomlinson part of that equation, all Harry can really think about is that he would like to be a Tomlinson-Styles.

…or the Devil Wears Prada AU that no one wanted. Sort of.

🎬 when the city shines (like the sun at night) by fondleeds (37k)

In a different universe, a parallel dimension in which Harry is a braver version of himself, maybe he’d cup the back of Louis’ neck softly and melt their mouths together.

Maybe they’d tread on light feet up to Louis’ room because the house would be empty and they’d just kiss-and-kiss-and-kiss until their lungs burst, and then Harry would press his face into Louis’ neck and whisper I know you’re Blue, and Louis would do the same in turn, breathe that sentiment into Harry’s skin like a relief, and all the bad weight would lift, just the hot pressure of feeling so much remaining.

Love, Simon AU.

🎬 Now In A Minute by thealmightyavocado (150k)

13 feels like yesterday for many people, but for Louis it actually was.

More than anything in the world, Louis Tomlinson dreams of growing up. Simply skipping over all of the awkward, embarrassing years of teenage existence and getting on with life. Real life.

So when thirteen-year-old Louis wakes up in the body of his thirty-year-old self, he expected everything in his adult life to be picture perfect. And maybe it is. He has it all…or so it seems.

Except his favorite person and lifelong best mate, Harry Styles, is totally missing from the equation and Louis doesn’t understand why. He has a lot of catching up to do and as adult life turns out to be more than what he bargained for, Louis can’t help wondering why a life that seemed so perfect, feels so empty.

Or the 13 going on 30 au that should have been done years ago.

🎬 got the sunshine on my shoulders by hattalove (124k)

five years ago, harry styles left his tiny home town to make it big as a recording artist. he didn’t have much regard for what he left behind - a life, a family, and a husband, who woke up one morning to find him gone.

now, harry has everything he could possibly want: he’s rich, famous, and adored by everyone he meets, including his boyfriend. but when said boyfriend proposes to him, he’s forced to face the uncomfortable facts of his past - and louis, who’s spent the last five years returning every set of divorce papers harry sent him.

(or, an au based on the movie sweet home alabama.)

🎬 like cabbages and kings by you_explode (60k)

When Louis was a kid, he had a series of very vivid dreams about a place called Wonderland. There were rabbits wearing waistcoats and talking cats and ridiculous tea parties, and amidst all the absurdity, there was a boy. A boy with dimples, big green eyes and the sweetest soul Louis has ever known. Louis has always kept a place in his heart for that boy and for his funny dreamworld, and when he’s twenty-five and his life falls apart, it turns out Wonderland might not be so imaginary after all.

🎬 You Drive Me Crazy (but it feels alright) by MrsStylinson (102k)

Bridget Jones’ Diary AU.

“Harry is not short for Harold,” he corrects, his voice as thick as molasses. He lowers his eyes to Louis’ sequined lapels, rubbing one between two fingers. “Is this small or extra small? It looks lovely.”

Louis breaks away from his grip with a petulant huff and pushes him back with two fingers.

“You’re mocking me. Again.”

Harry smiles and it’s a real honest swoop of his lips this time. Louis’ stomach swoops with them.

🎬 Just a Walk in the Park by comingbackhometoyou, forehead (124k)

It’s 2015, the first time dinosaurs walked the earth in over 65 million years. The multi-billion dollar company, Twist Corporations, is planning a summer opening for their world changing attraction, “Jurassic Park”.

They take an interest in the history making duo of Dr. Louis Tomlinson, a stubborn paleontologist, and his partner, paleobotanist Dr. Liam Payne, giving them the chance of a lifetime to work for the new theme park. Louis is apprehensive, but Liam has a “gut feeling” that it will change their lives. He isn’t wrong.

Featuring Niall as the top engineer to get the park up and running, Zayn as the raptor expert, and Harry as the grandson of one of the most influential men in the world.

🎬 Drowning In Your Eyes by smittenwithlouis (45k)

“Capt’n Styles, are you certain of this? They be attracted to man-made light.” “What is? Sharks?” The young blonde asks in terror. “Worse than sharks, lad. There’ll be flesh eating mermaids upon us in minutes, mark my words!” Paul huffs as he continues to wave the bright lantern in front of him, “And Captain Styles here, has us bait!” Or: The Pirates of the Caribbean inspired au where Harry is a fierce pirate who holds the heart of a beautiful merman.

🎬 everything that shine ain’t always gonna be gold by sarcasticfluentry (49k)

Inception-inspired AU. Louis Tomlinson is the most respected and skilled extractor in the dream-sharing business; together he and his point man Zayn have been hired countless times to steal hundreds of valuable secrets straight from the minds of CEOs and politicians. One day, a mysterious and wealthy client contacts Louis and Zayn, offering them triple their normal rate in exchange for successfully completing a job that other extracting teams have deemed "impossible.” The one catch is that this client wants the very best - so he’s decided to team Louis’ skills up with those of Louis’ most hated rival, another highly-respected extractor named Harry Styles. Can Louis and Harry work together to complete the job and get the payout, or will they lose their minds along the way?

🎬 Friendly Neighborhood Spideypool by shitucute (18k)

“Don’t fuck with me, I’m not in the mood.” Louis’ got the urge to punch him in the face, but he knows deep down that if anything it’ll just add fuel to Harry’s innuendo fire.

“You know I only fuck you, not with you. There’s a difference. It’s slight but still there.” He’s joking, but it’s sincere in a way that only Deadpool could make it. It gives Louis a strange mix of emotions, his body doesn’t know whether to fill with butterflies or to knee Deadpool in the balls again for insinuating them fucking.

or, Harry is Deadpool and Louis is Spider-Man and they’ve got way too much history

🎬 Paint The Sky With Stars by kiwikero (62k)

On 10 April 1912, Harry Styles boards the finest ship the world has ever seen. Still grieving the death of their mother, he and his sister are being sent to America to live with a callous uncle who cares more about his business connections than family. Harry prepares himself for a long, disappointing voyage alone in his stateroom.

Louis Tomlinson has borrowed and saved, and finally has enough to purchase a Third Class ticket to America. With all of his belongings in a single ruck sack, he boards the Titanic filled with hope for a brighter future. Never one to sit still, he can’t resist exploring the massive ship, and soon goes sneaking into First Class in a stolen steward’s uniform.

By a twist of fate, Louis finds himself in Harry’s stateroom, entranced by the most attractive man he’s ever laid eyes on. He keeps returning day after day, even if he doesn’t understand what it is about Harry that continues pulling him in. That’s all right; Louis has a week to figure it out, and Harry is plenty willing to help.

Except they don’t have a week. They have four days. Because on 15 April, their entire world will be turned upside down.

Or, the historically accurate Titanic AU with a happy ending.

🎬 The Dead of July by whimsicule (117k)

Being an Avenger means continuing to be Captain America and smiling and being honorable for the public and Harry does his best. But it doesn’t give him time to figure out who he is supposed to be once he takes off his uniform and puts the shield to the side. Just being Harry had always involved Louis, and Harry fears he doesn’t know how to exist without him.

or: Harry is Captain America, and Louis’ been dead for 70 years.

🎬 through struggles, to the stars by thedeathchamber (80k)

Louis is a Starfleet captain trying to find his place in the universe. Harry is a prince just trying to do what’s right. A Star Trek-inspired AU.

🎬 Who Painted the Moon Black by throughthedark (95k)

“People died,” Harry whispers so quietly Louis strains to hear. “People died, and I killed some of them. How does life just go on after something like that?”

Louis shakes his head. “I don’t know. It just does.”

Hunger Games AU where Louis Tomlinson is district six’s victor from the 69th Hunger Games and Harry Styles is district seven’s victor from the 72nd Hunger Games.

🎬 It Had To Be You by FullOnLarrie (45k)

Harry and Louis are strangers who share the long drive from Chicago to NYC after college. They don’t have anything in common, don’t get along, and at the end of their trip, they’re both glad to say goodbye.

During a chance meeting five years later, they find that nothing has changed, and they part ways expecting never to see each other again.

Ten years after their post-college road trip, Louis and Harry meet once again, but this time they become friends. Eventually, things get complicated.

A When Harry Met Sally AU.

🎬 Fool’s Gold by freetheankles (55k)

Leaflet for Over Again Inc.

“In relationships, there are three types of people: those who are happy, those who are unhappy but accept it and deal, those who are unhappy and in denial.

Handling this last category is our job: we are professional couple breakers.

To reach our goal, we use all means necessary.”

Or the Arnacoeur AU in which Harry is scheduled to be married to Liam in 10 days and Harry’s mother hires Louis and his team to break them up.

🎬 Light My Fire, Blow My Flame by messofgorgeouschaos (98k)

“In New York, you can be a new man.” Broadway actor Louis Tomlinson has it all. An amazing flat, a wonderful friend group, a Tony under his belt, and the world at his fingertips. Yet there’s one thing that’s missing. And it might be in the shape of the curly haired lawyer who becomes Zayn’s new roommate.

Or, the One Where…. Louis is a Broadway actor, Harry is a newly graduated lawyer, Liam is a radio DJ, Zayn is an English Professor at NYU, and Niall is a music producer. A Friends AU.

🎬 King of wishful thinking by Star_Henderson (38k)

“Don’t umm don’t get on the bus, come inside.” Louis blurted the words out, speaking quickly.

Harry looked startled.

“Just. Look I don’t know if I want..” Louis scrubbed his face with his hand. “I’ll pay for your time. Just come in.”

Harry stepped away from the bus stop and the bus sailed straight past.

“What’s umm what do you guys make these days?”

Harry shuffled his feet. “Depends. Like two hundred an hour.”

Louis hummed. “Reasonable.” He gestured towards the hotel. “Come up for a drink or some room service or something.”

Harry scraped the toe of his already scuffed boots on the floor. “You don’t have to do this, I feel like… like you’re a nice person who feels bad but it’s fine. I get it. You don’t have to make it up to me.”

Louis stared at Harry. It’d been so long since he’d even spoken to a guy let alone hung out with one. He’d enjoyed the banter and the flirting.

“Come up.” Louis’ voice was soft.

Harry’s face bloomed into a smile. “Ok.”

🎬 Supposed to Be by kikikryslee (26k)

🎬 The Edge of the Stars by casuallyhl (16k)

Louis laughed. “You think you can convince some random guy to want to go out with me?”

“Oh baby,” Jay chuckled. “I can convince all of the UK to want to go out with you.”

Or, a Meet the Parents AU where Harry is the man of Louis’ dreams, and it’s up to Jay to convince him to date her son.

🎬 Keep on Dreaming, This is Hollywood by popfly (31k)

Louis Tomlinson, a pop star manager, makes his way to LA with a pop star (and his new music demands) and a very busy schedule.

Harry Styles came to Los Angeles with a dream and ended up sharing a flat and an occupation with a male prostitute from Ireland.

What happens when Louis meets Harry, and makes him an offer he can’t refuse?

AKA A Pretty Woman AU where Louis is the high-powered businessman and Harry is the hooker. No, there is no necklace scene, but there is definitely piano sex.

🎬 a promise lives within you now by sarcasticfluentry (45k)

A Lord of the Rings-inspired Middle Earth AU. Louis is an Elven prince, next in line to become King of Mirkwood, and Harry is the orphaned Human boy who grows up alongside him. They fall in love, but Louis’s obligations to the throne, Harry’s mortality, and impending war threaten to tear them apart.

🎬 don’t be afraid, it’s only love by threewhitehorses (14k)

A proposal!AU where Louis is at risk of being deported back to England and Harry just really wants a promotion.

🎬 I won’t be afraid (Just as long as you stand by me) by larrycaring (49k)

Harry leads an ordinary life, and he’s totally okay with it.

So, of course, when it all changes and he learns he is the actual Crown Prince of a whole country he’s never heard of, he doesn’t welcome the news with open arms.

Thankfully, Louis is there by his side, and that? That, will never change.

or a Princess Diaries AU that I just really, really needed to write. No regrets.

🎬 There’s Such a Lot of World to See by crinkle-eyed-boo (125k)

“Why do you keep looking at me like that?” Harry asks, thumbing at Louis’ hip. “Like what?” Louis asks breathlessly. “Like you’ve seen a ghost or summat,” Harry muses. “You did it all the time the other day and you did it just now.” Louis swallows hard, studying him intently. “You remind me of someone,” Louis says softly, tucking a curl behind Harry’s ear. “Someone I lost.”

Louis has seen a great many things throughout his travels in time and space, but only one he can’t explain: He keeps meeting the same boy, who says the same thing to him each time. The boy should be impossible.

Maybe he is.

A love story that defies the boundaries of space and time. Doctor Who AU.

🎬 Music To My Eyes by twoshipstiedup (23k)

A closeted actor and a struggling musician meet one night.

They fall in love.

A Star is Born AU

🎬 After Hours by Velvetoscar (26k)

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the bane of each other’s existences. Unfortunately, they’re already in love–even if they aren’t completely aware of this minor detail.

[A “You’ve Got Mail” AU]

🎬 Simply Irresistible by Rearviewdreamer (12k)

Louis only comes to town to start up a successful restaurant, but finds he can't quite leave once the job is done. Though, that might have more to do with him falling for his quirky neighbor than anything else.

A fic loosely based on the movie Simply Irresistible. A silly and funny movie with Sarah Michelle Gellar about witchcraft, cooking, and sex that everybody needs to watch at some point in their lives.

🎬 A Study in Love by Rearviewdreamer (24k)

Louis knows everything about everyone which has put him at a great and weird advantage over nearly all of them since the very beginning. He can solve any puzzle before most people know where to begin. He is rarely perplexed, mistaken, or wrong, and obviously, Louis is never ever surprised. And yet, his new flatmate after a very long string of failed ones has Louis questioning how he ever did any of it without him.

#movieau #movieauma #ma #moviema #masterpost

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ao3-spideypool · 5 years

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An Apple A Day

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2jFPWjI

by CharleighA

Peter, an Omega genius, decides to follow in his father's footsteps and become a doctor. He accepts a scholarship at Duke University and decides to leave his old life in NYC behind for a little while. Without more than a poorly written note stuck on a window, Dead Pool in left alone to take care of the city. Three years later when Peter returns home he finds himself without the warm welcome he had hoped for by his best friend.

At the same time, Wade has been recruited by SHIELD to join the Avengers and help defend the world. His other option is to live in fear of being arrested if caught. Unfortunately, if he wants his freedom he must first pass a vigorous physical and psych exam performed by the adorable and perfect smelling Dr. Peter Strange. A romance unexpectedly blooms and the line between Peter and Spiderman starts to blur. What will happen if Spiderman can't fix his relationship with Dead Pool before Wade figures out who Peter really is?

Words: 1678, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Weasel, Eddie Brock, James "Bucky" Barnes

Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange

Additional Tags: Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Superfamily, Wade Wilson Needs A Hug, Insecure Wade Wilson, Omega Peter Parker, Omega Tony Stark, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Wade Wilson, Alpha Stephen Strange, Same-Sex Marriage, Rating May Change, Soulmates, Idiots in Love, Parent Tony Stark, Parent Stephen Strange, Genius Peter Parker, Doctor Peter Parker, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family, Precious Peter Parker, BAMF Wade Wilson, BAMF Tony Stark, Minor Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, Fluff and Angst, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker, My First Spideypool Fic

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2jFPWjI

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #spideypool

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acecorvid · 5 years

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Sick Day [Spideypool/Spiderfam fic]

Sorry it’s been so long since a Spiderfamily update! It’s been a really weird and busy start to 2019 and I’m on a somewhat social media break? But more fics will be coming soon!

It took all of six seconds for Wade to realize he’d come home to chaos and considering he’d been in three gun fights only hours before, that was definitely saying something.

“Thank fuck you’re here,” Peter growled. His voice was much deeper and gravelly than it usually was. It was sexy. Quite sexy. Maybe the most sexy of all the-

“Hey! Fuckface! Eyes on me. Focus-” although the last part of ‘focus’ was coughed out onto Wade’s face.

“Ew, Spidey-germs. Does that mean I’m gonna get spidey-powers now?”

“You never get sick, Wade. Healing factor, remember?”

“That’s mutanist. You’re being- you’re falling over actually okay let’s get you to a flat surface.” Wade caught Peter in his arms mid-sentence as he started to tilt a little too far to the left. He propped Peter up against his own chest, turning his face so that if he coughed, he’d cough in a direction that wasn’t Wade’s tattered and bloody suit.

The falling over and apparent fever that Wade could feel through this suit didn’t stop Peter from rambling. “Gwen needs cough medicine. Peni needs a hot water bottle. Porker needs a lot of Kleenex. Noir needs some kind of old timey remedy that has too many ingredients and probably heroin so scratch that and just get him ibuprofen.”

“And Peter B. needs to lie down because he’s got the highest fever I’ve ever felt and I had cancer, my dude.”

“Don’t call me-” Peter’s coughing fit cut him off and he buried his face into Wade’s chest once again. “Don’t call me dude.”

“And Miles needs more blankets!”

Wade turned to the couch to see one Miles Morales peeking his head up from the couch.

“Miles?” Peter also turned to look but Wade assumed he got dizzy because he just put his face back on Wade’s chest. “You’re still here? I thought you went home.”

“You said there was a Spidey quarantine!”

Peter paused in Wade’s arms. “I guess I did say that. Okay. And Miles needs more blankets.”

“And water, please.”

“Don’t be greedy.”

Miles groaned and dropped back onto the couch and out of sight.

Wade stared at the back of the couch for a moment before he unceremoniously picked Peter up and starts to carry him upstairs.

“This isn’t what I asked for.”

“But it’s what you’re getting. Gotta get you into bed, old man. Have you always been this heavy? I feel like maybe-”

“Do not kick a man when he’s down,” Peter growled into Wade’s shoulder but he clings harder to him. He’s still clinging when Wade plants him down on their bed and tries to pull away.

“You’re warm,” is Peter’s only answer when Wade asks him what he’s doing.

“And you’re on fire. Didn’t you want me to help out the other spiders?”

“Leave them to die, cuddles are more important.”

Instead of doing any of that, Wade pulled away and was surprised at how easily he slipped out of Peter’s grasp this time. He was weak and pliant, which only made Wade worry more as he pressed a soft kiss to Peter’s forehead.

“Get some rest, old man.”

Peter grumbled and groaned, but he rolled over and cuddled one of the fluffy pillows on their bed, seemingly obeying Wade’s words for once. Wade was sure he’d be asleep within minutes of leaving the room.

As he walked down the hall, ready to go check on the spider-kids, he pulled out his phone and shot his reliable weapon’s dealer a quick text message and a list of everything he would be needing.

“You know, when I got your message this isn’t exactly what I was expecting,” Weasel held out six bags full of pharmaceuticals, Kleenex, and everything else the poor sick spiders would be needing. Weasel took in Wade’s form as he handed the bags over the threshold of the doorway. He blinked wildly, took of his thick glasses to rub them clean on his shit, put them back on, and continued to stare. “Also wasn’t expecting that.”

Wade, completely free of his usual suit and mask, was wearing a blue and white unicorn onesie and a pink frilly apron. With all the spiders sick, someone had to clean house, and that someone was well equipped with the best outfit for the job.

“It’s the uniform of a providing father, Wease.”

Weasel stared blankly at him. Clearly he did not believe or understand anything out of the mercenary’s mouth.

“Is that meds?” Gwen had snuck up behind Wade and he would have scolded her for leaving her bed but she was leaning heavily against his side for support. He’d never seen any of his spiders so weak. Gwen reached around him and rummaged through the bags until she found a package of cough medicine. “Thank fuck!” Gwen pressed a kiss to Wade’s cheek before turning and launching herself over the back of the couch to land directly on top of Miles judging by the yelp and groan that followed. He could not understand how she could still be this nimble when she was burning up with a fever.

“I got the stuff!”

After Miles recovered he lifted his head over the couch again, “Thanks Dad Number 3!”

“What the shit, Wade?”

Wade turned back to Weasel who looked completely shell shocked. He was staring into the house, eyes wide with disbelief.

“Is this where you’ve been this whole time? Everyone’s been asking for you at the bar, wondering why you’ve just been picking up jobs over the phone instead of coming in, and you’ve been… playing house with someone else’s kids? Who are these kids? Whose kids are they? What the-”

“Lot of questions, buddy. Slow down, you’ll hurt yourself.”

“Did you kidnap and brainwash a bunch of children, Wade?”

“Yes, Weasel. It’s a big conspiracy where I brainwash random kids to become mutant mercenaries not unlike myself and get them to do my bidding.”

“Al’s not gonna like this, Wade.”

“Weasel. I’m not. Obviously.”

Weasel looked from the couch, where two heads were poking up with curiosity, back to Wade. “Whatever’s going on here isn’t obvious.”

Wade sighed and shoved Weasel out of the doorway and stepped outside, closing the door behind him, much to the dismay of the two eavesdroppers inside.

“Look, you can’t tell anyone. I mean it this time, buddy. Tell anyone and I will personally slice your balls off and feed them to you on a silver platter.”

“Not the most creative threat you’ve given me but okay, noted.”

“I got married to a perfectly normal man from this dimension. His name is Peter and he has two children who are definitely both his biological spawn and they’re technically my kids now through marriage. That’s it. That’s the whole deal. And they’re defenseless little normal humans so I can’t let anyone know about them because any of my enemies could find out and hunt them down. Can’t have that. So no words out of your mouth, got it?”

Weasel stared at him for a moment before nodding, “Yup, absolutely everything out of your mouth was a lie but I can’t even begin to fathom the truth of it so- you got it bud. Not a word. Just promise me you’re not doing anything weird or skeevy or more illegal than the usual illegal shit we do.”

“Scout’s honor!”

“You’re not a- yeah okay, sure. You’re welcome for the care package. Hope the kiddies feel better soon.”

“Me too, who knew spider-people could get this sick.”

“Sorry what?”

“What?”

“The what people?”

“What what?”

Weasel rolled his eyes, waving his hand dismissively as he walked away. “Whatever Wade. You can tell me when you’re ready. Let me know when you’re ready for another mission.”

“Will do, buddy!” Wade gave him a two-finger salute before heading back inside and promptly running into Gwen and Miles who were obviously backing up from leaning against the wall. They somewhat successfully steadied each other despite looking like they were going to collapse at any moment. Gwen folded her arms and gave Wade a stern look, possibly to overcompensate for being caught. Miles glanced at her and immediately followed suit.

“Are you cheating on Pops?”

“Ye-yeah! Are you cheating on Dad Number 2?”

Wade rolled his eyes, sighing loudly as he put his arms around the two kids and lifted them up, carrying them back to the couch and plopping them down.

“Nothing or no one could make me cheat on your dad. I am faithful till the end. Sometimes beyond the end. With the exception of men that time travel and have metal arms… then sometimes I’m not the most faithful person but it’s an understandable thing. Like one of those freebie lists. You get me?”

Both Gwen and Miles shook their heads.

“Good! Now,” Wade dug through the bags he’d left in the entryway and plopped down a box of Kleenex, bottle of painkillers, two bottles of gatorade, and other supplies onto the laps. “Take some drugs, get some sleep, and feel better!”

“You’re a weird dude, Mr. Deadpool Dad,” Gwen mumbled as she crawled under one of the many blankets Miles had accumulated on the couch - including the ones that Gwen brought down when she was tired of being in her room alone.

“And you’re a weird kid.”

“But you’re good to have around. Love you and all that.”

“Ditto,” Miles chimed in though his eyes were already closed.

“Love you two and all that,” Wade repeated and patted them both on their heads before gathering up the supplies and spreading it out among the other spiders. Noir put up a bit of a fight when it came to all the meds, insisting that he read all the labels and wondering why there wasn’t certain now outlawed ingredients in them but eventually he got him to take many of the night time pills and put him back to bed. Peni was curled up with her tiny spider that somehow looked as sick as she did, so he left all the meds and supplies on her night stand and gave her a kiss on the forehead. He did not want to talk about what he saw in Porker’s room. He left seven boxes of Kleenex for him and left immediately.

Back in Peter’s room, Wade slipped in to find Peter soundly asleep on the bed, covers haphazardly wrapped around him. He put down the last bag next to the bed and gently crawled in next to Peter, brushing his hair out of his face.

Peter grumbled as he woke, rolling over to look Wade in the eyes. “Are the others okay?”

“They’re better. Gwen and Miles are particularly lively.”

“Not surprising.”

“How are you feeling?”

“Like hell froze over.”

Wade reached behind him and pulled the bag up onto the bed. “I came prepared then!”

“Ah yes! I knew there was a reason I kept you around. You’re the best.” Peter made grabby-hands at the bag and in any other circumstance, Wade would pull the bag out of his grasp. But he wasn’t one to torment the sick so he gave in.

“Only useful as an errand boy, I see how it is.”

“Oh, you’re useful for other things too. I just don’t have the energy for any of those right now.”

“You don’t have the energy for bacon and eggs and pancakes?”

“Ugh, please don’t mention food to me right now.”

Wade patted Peter back and kissed his shoulder as he downed some meds, and then Peter turned his body into Wade’s. “The kids are all taken care of then?”

“Hm? Yeah they’re good,” Wade answered.

“Cuddle with me?”

Wade smirked, moving to lie on his back and letting Peter snuggle up close to his side, “We’ve got to get you sick more often if you’re going to be this affectionate.”

“I will gladly be affectionate with you every day if I don’t have to feel like this ever again.”

“Hm, I’ll look into it.”

“I don’t like the sound of that and whatever twisted experiment you’re scheming of but okay, sounds like a plan.” Peter buried his face in Wade’s shoulder and promptly fell back to sleep. All through the house, Wade could hear subtle coughs and groans, making it hard for him to fall asleep, but this was his family and he would always protect and take care of them.

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#spiderfamily #into the spider verse #into the spiderverse #arrawrites #spideypool #peter b parker #wade wilson #miles morales #gwen stacy #spidergwen #this spideyfam has two dads

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calciseptinefic · 7 months

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as you wish

a spideypool au inspired by the princess bride

Summary: Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more. But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for unknown reasons. More shockingly, as they run further and further away from all Peter has ever known, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the infamous rogue, Deadpool. But not all is as it seems; the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.

Marvel || Wade Wilson/Peter Parker || EXPLICIT || Part 03 notes: Many thanks to babygato for her beta! ♥ warnings: none for this chapter

Peter sits upright in bed long before the first wave of servants arrive. He wakes feeling as though he left a piece of himself behind in his memories, and he fists a hand in his nightclothes over his sternum, the material the only thing he can hold onto. Blankly, he stares out the window as the sky melts from star-studded indigo velvet to soft petal rose. He sees none of its beauty; to him, it is only the relentless forward passage of time.

Today, he will be married.

Today, he will bury another dream of his past.

Today, he will push through until the day becomes tomorrow.

Today, he will…

CONTINUE ON AO3

#spideypool #spiderman #deadpool #peter parker #wade wilson #fandom: marvel #pairing: wade wilson/peter parker #rated: e

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not-close-to-straight · 1 year

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Thank you so much for sharing about your upcoming stories! (After I send it I wasn't sure if that was a polite thing to do.)

I am excited for all of the stories you mentioned!

Soft Omega Steddie sounds like a dream! I've not read a lot of Omega/Omega fics and I'm so curious how that dynamic will play out.

The Flayed!Billy Soulmate AU story sounds heartbreaking but will probably also be amazing so I'm putting my readers heart (faith/hope) into your capable hands.

UD!Billy also sounds wonderful! I've seen some artwork here on Tumblr with that whole theme and it's always breathtaking.

OH! I am so excited for next year 🎉🎉🎉

And it's pretty damn amazing that you are able to write everyday. I wish my brain worked like that but I tend to switch hobbies and right now writing is more on the forefront of my mind. But even then I only write when I 'feel like it'.

I always think commission writing must be so hard to do because it usually does have deadlines and it's an idea from someone else and what if you don't write the idea good enough. (Though my latest fic is from the idea of one of my readers but the idea was very broad and I could add all my little details that I wanted).

And of course you get money for those stories and that adds a whole other level of 'will people like this'. No, I don't think I could ever do that and I find it awesome that you can. 👍

Have a good start to your week!

Ps. in my mind your actual job is being a writer, which probably isn't true but I like the idea. 😂

I am SO excited for Omega!Steddie. I really love the intensity that an Alpha/Omega dynamic brings but there is something very very good about Omegas together and you see it a lot in the background of most of my fics, specifically with like, Omega!Ironhawk or in Spideypool it’s Peter and usually MJ— it really brings an extra layer of affection and understanding in a verse that is highly sexual and usually angsty and I adore it.

The Omega!Steddie fic is going to have some amazingly beautiful scenes PLUS I have this new idea for the format/framing of the fic that I’ve never done before and I’m going to contrast it against the Alpha!BillySteve fic “Savage” so it will sort of feel like reading parallel fics. Like a real study in just who Steve H would be and how he would love depending on his gender. Super excited.

The Flayed!Billy fic is… whew. It’s gonna be a big one. I know some people don’t like soulmate tropes but I LOVE them and I love the idea of soulmates having to work and claw and fight their way into loving each other because that makes it so so good. I mean, I love the “we made eye contact and now I’m yours” trope too, it does wonders for my poor bitter heart but soulmate stories where they know they are meant to be together but there is just Too Much in the way at first… all good things.

Re: Writing Commissions: I used to not write them for exactly that ^^ reasons— I was so stressed out about whether or not I’d write the story well enough to justify the readers time and money, like I didn’t even take prompts other than my Sundays with Spideypool because I was terrified of getting one of those “this isn’t what I wanted” messages.

Thankfully I have a really amazing following of readers who know and trust my writing enough to give me the freedom to just sort of GO. They give me an idea and usually just want to be informed of major plot points, honestly most of my readers want to be surprised by the end product and I love that so much. I do get some commissions that are very detailed right down to “they should say this in the marriage proposal” but other times I’ve gotten m commissions that are literally “I want Spideypool and make it bitey, plot doesn’t matter.” Andnsince I generally have no idea what a word count is, my readers know if they give me some leeway within the basic parameters of the fic, they’ll almost always get something way bigger than what they paid for.

I’ve been lucky enough to only have a few times where I ran into someone that was so overly picky about what they wanted that I ended up doing four or five rewrites and/or continuously wanted more story than they were willing to pay for (ie: wanted a 5k word price but refused to budge on any ideas even though I told them repeatedly it was too much story for that price point) so I just don’t work with them anymore.

Generally though, my commission experience has been amazing AND since I email my commissioners literally constantly (LITERALLY constantly, most of my 50k + fics involve hundreds of emails worth of communication) I’ve had the chance to meet and become friends with some honestly lovely people. My commissions and KoFi page all go directly towards my stack of medical bills and I’m always so so grateful for every single one.

Listen I WISH my job was actually being a writer but uhhhhh life is too expensive for that so until I find a sugar mama ready to spoil me and let me write all day long, I’ve also gotta do the 9-5 thing 😂

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drawbauchery · 5 years

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or maybe it is this universe......but just like glee

#doodlin-doods #art #marvel #deadpool #spider-man #spideypool #spideypool: before the marriage #but obvi after peter gave him his name #wade went nuts with that information

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fandomfanfics12 · 5 years

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We Are A Family-part 22

Title: We Are A Family. Pairings: Steve x tony, Peter x Wade, Nat x Clint, Sam x Bucky. Part: 22/? Warnings: swearing, fluff, angst, eventual smut, slowburn. Summary: When Nat comes into the avengers tower with baby Peter Parker, the avengers didn’t know what they were getting themselves into. But now that Peter is here,Steve and Tony both feel protective over him. It doesn’t help that Peter hates everyone other than Steve and tony. But as Steve and tony raise Peter, they start to fall for one another. Will this superfamily work out or will it all turn to hell? A/N: omg i updated without a six month gap? who am i? lol hope you guys enjoy this part, finally i get to include spideypool! this fic is turning out to be so much longer than i had originally anticipated but i enjoy writing it. hope you’re having a good week!

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17, Part 18, Part 19, Part 20, Part 21

“I slept with Bucky.” It was like Tony’s brain short-circuited, every argument died on his lips.

“no you didn’t.” the words flew out of his mouth, an instantaneous response. Because Steve wouldn’t, he’d know that that would be the potential thing to truly end their relationship.

“Tony-“

“you didn’t, you wouldn’t have.” Tony ran a hand through his hair, his heart was pounding in his chest, something was wrong. Steve wouldn’t have, there was something wrong with Steve.

“Tony-“ but Tony cut him off again.

“because you love me, you chose me, you married me-“

“Maybe I shouldn’t have! Maybe this life with you and Peter was a mistake!” Steve snapped and Tony flinched. This didn’t make any sense, Tony couldn’t understand it.

“but in our vows you said you couldn’t imagine a life where you and I aren’t together.” Tony’s voice was so small, he was suddenly so tired of fighting.

“I know.”

“so why are you trying to make that the life we live in? why are you so determined to break this marriage?” Tony demanded, trying to stay calm. But Steve looked just fine, the guilt was quickly fading. He looked like a stone statue.

Steve could feel the guilt disappearing, he felt empty. He wanted to feel this guilt, wanted to fight for this marriage, wanted to hold Tony and tell his husband how much he loved him. Steve opened his mouth, ready to tell Tony how he truly felt, but it was like his mind hit a brick wall.

“People change Tony.”

“So you want to be with Bucky now?” No! Steve choked on the word, he looked down at the floor, not able to speak at all. It was like he was trapped in his own mind.

“Where’s Peter?” Steve asked instead, the only words he could manage.

“He’s with May.” Steve dragged his eyes up at Tony and his heart broke. Because Tony was trying so hard to fix things, and Steve was trying equally hard to ruin them.

It was horrible. Peter never wanted to be at home, the fighting between his dads was worse than ever now. They wouldn’t tell him what was going on, Aunt May swore she had no clue. The only real escape was school. Not that school was much of an improvement. Peter walked up to his locker in a half-comatose state. He was exhausted. He couldn’t sleep anymore, not with his dads arguing all through the night. His spidey sense kicked in a second before Wade Wilson tapped his shoulder. Peter spun around, a scowl on his face and brain suddenly awake. But Wade’s posse wasn’t around. Peter immediately relaxed.

“What do you want?” Peter asked dryly, the boys had stopped speaking years ago. Mainly because Wade was popular and interested in girls and partying. Peter was interested in neither of those. He’d been interested in Wade and hanging out with the Avengers. Wade was the only kid in the school who knew about Peter’s dads.

“Are you alright?” Wade was frowning and Peter took a deep breath. He felt a sudden urge to tell Wade everything, to spill his secrets in a way that once had been so easy. They had known everything about each other. Peter knew all about how Wade wished he’d gotten to know his father and how Wade had an unhealthy obsession with Wham! Make It Big, he knew that Wade’s favourite food was pizza and that Wade never had to study to pass a test.

“I’m fine.” He lied. There was once a time Peter could tell Wade everything, he didn’t even have to think about it. Being with Wade was as easy as breathing. Now being around Wade felt similar to drowning.

“you don’t look fine.” Was that worry? How could Wade still see through Peter’s lies, even after all these years?

“since when did you care about how I looked?” Peter demanded. He was surprised to see Wade flinch. Wade didn’t care, that had been made clear. Over the years, Peter had attempted to revive their friendship, Wade had slammed the door shut in his face.

“What’s going on Peter?” Wade’s voice was slightly softer and Peter turned back to his locker, squeezing his eyes shut. he missed Wade, but Wade was an asshole and they weren’t best friends anymore.

“Hey Peter, hey Wade.” Ned had the best timing.

“Ned could you give us a minute?” Wade asked and Ned smiled but Peter shot him a dark look.

“Uhh-“ Ned suddenly didn’t look so sure of himself. Peter and Wade had never really explained to anyone what had gone wrong. So Ned didn’t know whether to hate Wade or to simply be passive aggressive towards him.

“Was there a point to this conversation Wade?” Peter demanded and Wade frowned.

“Wilson get over here!” cue the posse. Peter heard Wade swear underneath his breath.

“I’ll talk to you later Peter.” Wade flashed them both a smile and then turned to go join his friends. He turned the corner and then Wade was gone.

“What was that about?” Ned asked and Peter shrugged.

“I dunno, but it’s not my place to care anymore.” Ned nodded his head.

“You look tired.” Even though Peter loved Ned, even though they were best friends, he didn’t tell Ned everything.

“I’m fine.” He lied, and Ned believed it.

Plates had been smashed, windows broken and house destroyed. Tony wasn’t exactly sure how the fight had escalated so quickly, but it had. It hadn’t been that big of a problem until Peter had come home, carrying a large stack of mail.

“hey Peter.” Tony smiled sheepishly and watched his son take in the house.

“Do you want me to stay with May?” Peter offered and Tony groaned.

“I hate this, you know that I hate this right?” Peter sighed and nodded.

“I know dad, I’ll go pack a bag.” Peter was shuffling through the mail and lifted up a fancy envelope.

“What’s that?” Tony asked, abandoning the chair he was trying to fix.

“It’s addressed to the three of us.” Peter said and opened the envelope. Tony peered over Peter’s shoulder, Clint and Natasha were getting married.

“finally.” Tony muttered.

“are you and pops getting a divorce?” Peter asked suddenly and Tony flinched.

“Of course not. This is just…” Tony trailed off and Peter stared down at the floor.

“the beginning of a divorce?” he asked and tony sighed.

“A rough patch.” He decided.

“You and pops have had rough patches before, this isn’t a rough patch. Tell me what’s going on.” Tony groaned.

“I want to kid, I honestly do…” but how did you tell your 17 year old that their father had been unfaithful?

“just tell me, I’m old enough that you should be telling me stuff.” Tony sighed and nodded his head.

“Steve and Bucky…” Peter’s eyes widened and Tony instantly regretted saying anything.

“You’re joking.” Peter’s instant disbelief was similar to what Tony had experienced.

“I really wish I was kid.” Peter squeezed his eyes shut and took a deep breath.

“What are you going to do?” he asked and Tony shrugged, even though Peter wasn’t looking.

“I don’t know.”

“do you want a divorce?”

“No.”

“Does pops?”

“I don’t know.” Peter was taking this all surprisingly well.

“We’re going to be okay Peter.” Tony promised and Peter nodded.

“I know, you always make things better. I’m going to pack for May’s, alright?” Tony nodded his head.

“Alright.”

“Love you dad.”

“love you too.”

Steve was trying not to freak out. He told bucky that he had told tony. Told bucky that no matter how hard he tries, he always chokes on the words he means.

“Something isn’t right Steve…” Bucky trailed off, lost in thought.

“I know what you’re thinking and I’ve tried to tell Tony about the purple guy. I tried it this afternoon, but I couldn’t get the words out. I ended up throwing a chair across the room.” Bucky frowned.

“this is bad Steve, I don’t like being someone else’s puppet.” Steve wasn’t a fan of it either.

“Maybe you could tell someone. I can’t but maybe you can.” Bucky shrugged his shoulders.

“I can try.”

Peter hated this. When he knocked at the door, May had been grinning. But the smile faded as soon as she noticed Peter.

“Another fight?” she asked and he nodded. She stepped aside and he could hear voices from the dining room.

“Who’s here?” Peter asked and May bit her lip.

“May? What’s going on? You know I can’t see, Wade what’s going on?” It was Al’s voice. Suddenly Peter wanted to turn around and run, this was now the last place he wanted to be.

“Peter just showed up.” Wade murmured and Peter wanted to disappear through the floor.

“I can just go-“ But May shook her head.

“Nonsense, i was just finishing up dinner.” May walked off to the kitchen.

“Peter how are you? I haven’t heard from you in ages, tell me what’s going on? How’s Steve and Tony?” Peter’s hands were shaking and Wade was staring at him with wide eyes.

“Fine.” Peter lied and Wade frowned but mercifully said nothing.

“That’s good, last time I spoke with Steve he was telling me how he and Tony were talking about adopting another kid. Are they still planning on that?” Peter had not known about that.

“I don’t know. I’m just going to dump my stuff in the guest room, I’ll be back.” Peter moved as quickly as possible. Once the bedroom door was closed, Peter leaned against it. He took several deep breaths, trying to calm down. Wade was here. He would have to sit through dinner and pretend like everything was fine, like his world wasn’t imploding. There was a knock on the other side of the door. Thinking it was May, Peter opened the door.

“What’s going on with you?” Wade demanded, Peter nearly slammed the door in his face.

“Nothing.”

“why won’t you talk to me?” Wade demanded.

“in case you hadn’t noticed, we haven’t exactly been friends in the past three years.” Wade winced slightly and it brought peter a sense of satisfaction.

“Ouch Peter, I guess I’d forgotten your ability to hit people right where it hurts.” Peter rolled his eyes.

“What are you even doing here?” Peter demanded, surely Wade knew that when their friendship ended, Peter got his aunt. Wade couldn’t have everyone.

“May invited us over. Why are you being such an asshole today?” Wade asked, tilting his head and studying Peter.

“Stop. Don’t make judgements about me, you don’t get to do that anymore.” Wade raised a brow.

“Did you get the invitation?” Wade asked and Peter’s brows furrowed.

“Invitation?” what was he on about?

“For Clint and Natasha?” they’d invited him to the wedding?

“Of course I received an invitation.” Peter grumbled.

“Are you going?” Wade asked and Peter inhaled sharply.

“Yeah, they’re practically my aunt and uncle.” Wade nodded.

“Well I’m going, and I’d rather we be civil. Even if only for that night.” Peter frowned.

“dinner!” May called out and Peter sighed.

“We should probably get back out there.” Wade nodded in agreement.

“Yeah.” But it looked like he had more to say. Peter waited patiently, preparing for whatever Wade had to say.

“You’ve really changed.” And with that, Wade went back to dinner.

Steve had somehow managed to organise a meeting where he, bucky and tony all sat down together. Finally Tony would find out about Steve’s vision.

“What’s this all about Steve?” Tony asked impatiently, Steve took a deep breath and nodded at Bucky. Bucky had been calm the entire time, ready to tell Tony what had happened. But when Bucky opened his mouth, he froze.

“Bucky?” Steve coaxed, his marriage depended on this.

“Steve belongs with me.” Bucky seemed to be fighting the words and Steve felt the blood drain from his face.

“Stop talking.” Steve pleaded but he knew it was too late. That Bucky wouldn’t be able to stop. He was as much a puppet as Steve was.

“What?” tony’s brows furrowed and steve’s heart broke. There was no way to tell tony, his marriage was over. Ruined. Steve couldn’t save it, he couldn’t undo this damage. He was a prisoner to his own mind, someone else was in control.

“Steve should be with me. We have been in love for a hundred years, surely you understand that we belong together?” Steve couldn’t believe this. Tony looked to Steve, there was so much pain in his husband’s eyes.

“Steve?” his voice was so soft and Steve knew Tony deserved better than this. He thought about their life, dancing with tony at the fundraiser, making cookies and lasagne, holding tony in his arms, their first kiss, raising peter together, buying this house, peter’s first day of school. He thought about all of their best moments. And with a deep breath, knew it was time to let it go.

“I think it’s time we get a divorce.” Tony squeezed his eyes shut. Steve studied Tony’s face, he couldn’t keep hurting Tony. He needed to figure out what was going on, and if he loved Tony, he needed to keep Tony out of the picture.

“okay.” Tony whispered.

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lavender-lotion · 5 years

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I was tagged by @bloody-bee-tea and by @areiton , so I figured I should actually do it ;p I have been writing for a little over a year and a half, and in that time have written & posted a lot of fic—but scrapped even more. I’m currently procrastinating from writing, so I’m going to list every wip in my wip folder, and also explain all the wips I currently have as open tabs (since I’ll know what those are)

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you, or interests you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!!

My Open Tabs

Bruce/Hulk/Peter - A long fic (like, 17 chapters?) in which Peter gets with Bruce and Hulk. That’s the simplified version, anyway.

Stallison - The first part to a multi-part series that includes: trans!Allison, supportive Chris, past (and present) Petopher, dick bag Scott, adorable doting stiles

Feral Derek - This is a fic I planned out back in February. Young Stiles runs away from home one night and finds feral Derek hanging around the Hale house. They fall in love

Sr. Stetopher - A fic I started a while ago. Chris and Peter get together and then team up to cour the Sheriff

Puckurt - A Puckurt long fic that is set right before Deuts, in which Kurt finds Puck outside of the convenience store and takes him home

And I Will Always Remember (The Way We Fit Together) - A 3 chapter Stucky fic where the only plot is Steve having a small dick (should be posted in February)

Jealous Tony - Multi-chapter fic that’s gonna end in Bucky/Tony/Peter

Sheriff Stilinski Gets Some Good Lovin' - A 12 chaptered fic where the Sheriff has sex with each pack member

Stilinskicest - A fic set in my Hold Me Close series. The entire plot is literally: watersports

Sophia BDay - A Stackson fic I'm writing for @sohama-p birthday

Sing to Me, Oh so Sweetly - A long Steter fic i’m posting during January. Vague historical au, magical Stiles, and siren!Peter

My WIP Folder

(listed by the folders I have them in)

Clint/Stiles, OC FanFic

Twins/Stiles, stiles/alpha pack?, makeup stiles, Funeral - TW FF - Lydia POV, Fine Again - Stiles/OMC, Falling Togther, drunk stiles, chris/derek dom/sub, bamf stiles idea

alpha stiles omega john, Drunk dick pic stilinskicest, John/Jordan/Stiles, makeup stilinskicest, Possessive fox sheriff claims son, stiles gets magical clone and they fuck john together, stilinskicest abusive claudia

=stiles+chirs big fight - stetopher found family, haunting, library spark, Soft steter->stetopher, Sr. Stetopher, Sr. Stetopher short, stetopher spin the bottle, tattoos, triad of badasses

familiar steterek, Set up on date, Steterek kisses, steterek sad derek, young steterek, young steterek (yes these are different fics with the same doc title)

a/b/o steter, Ally fic, Asshole Derek - meets Peter in club sex, boxer fic, breathing you in sequel, continuation to fox!stiles, for gwen, fox stiles instalment, hale family, high school play au, Peter only one notice stiles is hurt, steter accidental love confessions, steter courting??, steter for harry—alpha rut, steter kidfic, steter-sleep over-meet hales, year away chp. 1

couch cuddling, FTH, Halloween fluff, Kate takes video of essential rape, late night healing, mind reading get together, Sterek AU

Sr Stalion and Stennis, Stennis, Stennis sex

Starrish chp 2, starrish kiss

gift for merwin, stargentcest training porn

stargent fic

camboy stiles - stanny

stallison

murder husands/dark fic, smut, relationship reveal, time travel, stiles joins the alpha pack, free day (canbyou tell I planned out an entire appreciation week and wrote none of it?), Stalion magic alpha pack, sugar daddy deuc, twist idea?

season 2 stackson, stiles in make up

Dressing porn, JR/Tyler, RPF

Deter, deter marriage proposal

Bucky/Peter sex worker fic, bucky/stiles, Ned/Peter 2, spideypool asexual fluff, spideypool makeup, Starker sex worker, starker field trip, starker ideas (a doc with about 4 fic ideas), starker first time, stiles fighting doom, thor/peter, thorki jotun marriage, prompt fill thor/stiles

Glee fic list (a doc with a bunch of glee fics), kurtofsky, kurtofsky, puckurt, puckurt, puckurt, sam/kurt, tw x glee

So ... uh yeah, I have a lot of ‘wips’? And the list just keeps growing, Jesus. I’d love questions about any of these, I love talking about fic!!

I tag: @the-redcrate @sohama-p @ateanalenn @merwin-me @hd-hale @thegirlwhoknits

#lavenderlotion #my writing #ask lav #wips

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lordnochybaty · 6 years

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Allright. I only got one in my last ask, so I'm limiting myself but BOY OH BOY DO I GOT A GREAT ONE FOR YA SPIDEYPOOL!!!!! (can also be a friendship one no problemo :333)

As promised: SPIDEYPOOL! :D (Thanks again for the ask :)) (this time it’s a bit shorted but I hope you enjoy it anyway :))

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

Deadpool is the scary, scar-covered big bad wolf. Peter is the sweet, good guy who happens to be a hunter and is now by the power of fate and plot devices forced to work with Deadpool. The level of danger is less than ideal but the worse are all Little Red Riding Hood jokes.

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

So, Wade is still not sure how he ended up dating Peter. He clearly remembers seeing him for the first time and wanting to do nasty, delicious things to him but he’s not clear how that turned into practically living together and texting each other to pick up something from the shop on the way home.

One moment Wade was coming back from a job, making sure there was no blood on his jacket or T-shirt before he went in to the Kebab place by the beach, literally the only place serving food at 4:30 AM in this area, and chatting up the only other patron - ridiculously cute kid with damp hair and apparently gigantic second stomach, judging by the amount of food he inhaled… The next moment and Wade realized it was several months later but they seemed a bit of a blur, the next moment they were practically living together and Wade was wondering how the fuck he can keep hiding that he kills people for a living.

Then he came back early from a job, moving quickly to the bathroom to find the first aid kit because his arm was bleeding like a motherfucker and he froze in place, staring numbly at Peter. Sitting in a bathtub. With a giant fishtail instead of his lower body.

“I’m pretty sure last time I saw you, you had an ass.”

“I- I can explain.”

Another drop of Wade’s blood falls to the floor and he gets back to moving, reaching for the first aid kit with his other hand.

“That better not be a shark tale. I’m bleeding quite heavily and I’m not in the mood to try and punch your eye out.”

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

Wade was quite sure that the familiar was supposed to help him out, not act like a small, annoying, goodie good voice of reason.

“This is so not fair.”

“You get a familiar you need, not one that you want.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s a Rolling Stones lyric.”

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

Wade is a coffee… enthusiast, and a pastry addict. He chats with Peter, not really hoping to get anywhere with it, because a) he looks like a Freddie Krueger’s left nut, and b) Peter is at work and it’s tacky to hit on people who are paid to be nice to you. But then one day he’s late and arrives when all his favorite blueberry pastries are gone and his day is already shitty by this point but that doesn’t help and then even Peter looks awkward and really, what has Wade done for his life to be this shitty? (The answer is a lot but seriously, who’s counting?) (No, really, who is it?)

“Um- okay, don’t think it’s creepy or weird and don’t tell my manager if you do,” Peter says quickly and then gives Wade the blueberry pastry he was daydreaming about since early morning.

“… I thought you said you’re out.”

“Well, yeah, I- I might have saved one for you, in case you did come in later.”

Wade stares at him for a long dumbfounded moment and Peter starts to panic.

“No, seriously, my manager already hates me, don’t tell her. I said nothing. It’s not for you anyway, I-”

“But I want it!”

“Oh.”

Wade grins. “And I think we should also talk when you’re not paid to be nice and approachable.”

“Oh.”

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

Peter is the TA. He has a running conspiracy going that Professor Wilson is a scam. Well, him being a professor is. He’s not sure if it’s witness protection programme, undercover operation or some nasty villain/criminal mastermind plot, BUT THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING.

The real fun starts when - unknowingly to Peter - Wade finds out about those theories and starts adding fuel to gossip’s wildfire.

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

Peter is the prince, Wade is… a … knight? Sort of? Okay, he was hired to kill the dragon, so he did. He did not sign up to be given a prince’s hand in marriage okay?

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

Wade has a young, adorable daughter which is a whole bunch of problems on its own. Then he finds out she has a young, adorable teacher which creates an entirely new set of problems.

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

Sometimes Peter thinks he’s more of a sensor than an editor. Not in the bad, creepy way like “this is not allowed to be said because the government said so” and more like “you can’t use fuck ten times a page, this is a children book for god’s sake!”

#meme #my writing #spideypool #spiderman #deadpool #strangerinaholyplace

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