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foxish-draws · 2 years
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For @/kannibal over on twitter who said hey, sporty competitive mer-boys, am I right? And I agreed. So I drew their designs for Ushijima and Oikawa mers, which did necessitate me watching some Haikyuu to get The Vibes™ to draw them properly, but it’s a fun lil sport anime, I might pick at it a little more.
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clio-just-clio · 7 months
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@detectivehole , unprompted, at 4 am
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"Jeremy Massachusetts 1985, get your ass downstairs right fucking now!" my mom yelled at me, early one morning. she's a real bitch when she's off her ketamine. that's my name, by the way, but everyone just calls me Jerma985. im 38 years old, highschool senior, with mid length chestnut brown hair and cerulean blue orbs. im kinda plain looking, but i think i'm passably pretty i guess. nothing like the other girls at school... like ludwig- he always gets all the boys. whatever. "coming, mom!" i shout down in an annoyed tone. i throw on a quick, sporty cute outfit; white tank top, blue shorts, white cartoon gloves, and black sneakers. i sweep my silky locks away from my face, and try to smile in my vanity mirror. it doesn't reach my eyes. "goodbye, michael. im off for another horrible day at Twitch High..." i say to my pet rat as i grab my backpack and baseball club gear and head for breakfast. when i get downstairs, i don't see any food. "mom," i ask, "what's going on?" she puts down her four cigarettes and glares at me with her burning, furious globes. "i ran out of money for drugs- even the cheap shit like pank paint to huff- so im selling you for crack money." "what?!" i yell, feeling like i've just been run through a meat grinder. "that's right. you new owner is outside right now. grab your shit and get the fuck outta here, you psycho." she says, fishing out a heroin needle. i turn away, holding back tears, and head for the door to accept my new fate- when i open it, i expect to be greeted by some freak who's going to just use me to farm content, but that's not the case. in front of me is my new owner, and he is...
"hey" he intones handsomely, "how many baseballs can you fit up your ass?"
...the one and only ballfondler!!!
like for part two of my jerma fanfiction]
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ashxketchum · 3 months
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MY DEPRESSION HAS BEEN CURED MY SKIN IS CLEAR MY CROPS ARE FLOURISHING ALL BECAUSE OF THIS ONE IMAGE THIS IS THE YEAR OF ADVENTURE PANDERING LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Let's break this down one by one ~
This is such a good Sora fit I don't even know how to explain how very much OG Sora this is, the pink tones of the overall sporty outfit perfectly capture all levels of her personality. To top it off she's sharing flower themed cream sandwiches with Piyomon AAAHHH the subtle reference okay merch team you can take a w. Not to mention Sora is perfectly matching with Taichi and the fruit in her sandwich is orange stoooopppp itttt!!!!!
TAICHI OMG who is dressing this boy because that's the most he's ever jocked as a 11 year old. The sweatshirt, cargo pants, matching wristband and the sense to put his goggles down, he is winning the sporty casual fashion show for sure. And of course him and Agumon are enjoying some chicken popcorn, love how they weren't even subtle with the packaging art we all know Japan's favourite fried chicken brand anyway 🤣
Yamato. YAMATO. Y A M A T O. You're 11 can you tone down the cool guy heartthrob behaviour for a minute because I am losing my mind THE DOGTAG CHAIN IM GONNA SCREEAAAMMM ACTUALLY I AM SCREAAAMING AAAAHHHHHHH. He looks so good, there is absolutely no wrong element in his entire outfit, everything is perfectly paired up, a fashionista is among us. The little thumbs up over the onigiri that Gabumon is offering him?? Is he telling Gabumon that he's okay with having one and Gabumon can have the rest because that's the sweet, protective, kind, caring baby he is at heart???🥹🥹🥹The blue and green gradient in the background tho?? Mimato math is mathing bestiesss 🤣
Takeru is just a lil guy, but such a perfect lil guy!!! I like how his outfit has the similar green shade as his anime outfit but they still chose to gave him a new beanie instead which doesn't really match the colour tone of the rest of the fit but it's Takeru so we know that he can pull any hat off and that's what he does!!! Him and Patamon sharing burgers, okay mood, but why is he looking so surprised? I need to know what happened, did he spill some sauce on his overalls? Was the burger too hot to bite? WHAT HAPPENED TAKERU????? 😢
Jou, I see you paired up the plaid pants with a nice long, muted, warm toned jacket BUT I SEE THAT PURPLE SHIRT POKING IN FROM INSIDE and excuse me sir but why that purple with the plaid 😭 I need to see a version where Jou isn't wearing the jacket so I can make an informed rating on this outfit but may I add that in the full merch pic he has paired this look with green and white sneakers...I cannot defend you I am sorry Jou, please try brown loafers next time 😭 But outfit aside, Jou eating a taiyaki with Gomamon is lowkey funny I just know that Gomamon cracked a Marching Fishes joke at least once.
Koushiro...I will not go into detail but I will say it's cute that you have a sweater with a little K on it, it's also very cute that there is a splash of orange in your outfit, who's attention are you vying for it isn't subtle at all bby boy and I am grateful you matched your shoes to your sweater even if the socks are definitely a choice and that blue with orange is also definitely another choice. Good to see your are making choices. I like that him and Tentomon are sharing dango, it's always nice to see Koushiro's fondness towards Japanese traditional snacks hinted at in some way.
MIMI. QUEEN. SLAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! YOU NEVER EVER MISS MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL. The pastel tones matched with the grey stockings for contrast, that beret and the fuzzy hem boots, you just know she shops at Takashimaya and Isetan and anything below it will just not do 👏🏻 Plus Sora and Mimi are wearing the same tones, which probably means that they pre-planned the outfits together, cuties!!! Also Crepe is such a Mimi™️ choice of dessert but I always get teary eyes when I see Palmon mimic Mimi's gestures, there is just so much love and admiration between them for each other, pure childish wonder 💚 And the crepe even has a cutesy character face on it, which kinda looks like Monzaemon, though I can't be sure but if it is then another win for a subtle reference. Not to mention both Yamato and Mimi look like they've dressed in a more cool and elegant style than the rest like they might be on their way to a date THE MIMAT MATH IS MATHING YALLL!!!
Hikari looks super cute, I think there isn't much official art of her in casual clothing for OG stuff so it's nice to see her in a more cutesy fit suited to her age. The hairband matching the cardigan is such a nice touch!! I can't recall any other casual outfit for OG design Hikari except the War Game and Memorial Party dress, so I think this would be the first time we see Hikari with a hairband and it just looks adorable. Of course she is sharing an ice cream with Tailmon, it's kinda their brand now but like Takeru she's making a surprised expression, perhaps she wasn't expecting Tailmon to offer her a bite of her ice cream?
To conclude, this is probably the best OG artwork we've gotten since Idk maybe the Rainy Day stationery series. This will be sold in advance at the Kamio Store booth at Anime Japan 2024. No other details were mentioned, but the event booth sale feels like a pre-sale before the goods become available more widely at other outlets, hopefully, at some stores that international fans have access too as well.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Ayushi out.
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sludge-wizard · 1 year
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List of my headcanons that are real from the movie:
-Luigi struggles to keep up with Mario for health reasons (He states he has bad knees in the opening) -Luigi is scared of big dogs -Luigi 100% swears ("That HELLhound is gonna escape!") -Luigi was a gifted kid ("You're bringing your brother down with you", the refusal to talk back at dinner, the block castle) -Luigi 100% eats whatever Mario doesn't like (Taking the mushrooms from his pasta, eating it when Mario doesn't want to) -Mario and Luigi are VERY SMALL GUYS -Mario was NOT a golden/perfect child -Luigi is a bit of a mama's boy, likely due to being shy and her needing to do things on his behalf (Giving him his soup directly after he struggled to get any bread or salad, THANKS UNCLE TONY) -The boys share a room -Mario sucks as video games but still plays them because he's stubborn -Large immigrant family living together -Mario is an INCREDIBLY stubborn person -Princess Peach is less of a ruler and more of a guardian/protector/spokesperson -King Boo and the presence of boos in Bowser's strongholds implies he's taken over their former spaces when they were alive ("the darklands. they're under Bowser's control") -The shell is NOT part of the Koopa's body (The dry bones had a separated spine from the shell) -Coins are pretty big -The blue shell is the highest ranking troop, with other shell colours indicating rank as well. -Power ups are as much a tool as a weapon -Cheep cheeps are just fish -There's an entire kingdom of Kongs, containing both monkeys and gorillas -Cranky Kong is Donkey Kong Senior, and Donkey Kong's father -Mario was not a natural at all, even if he was a sporty kid -Power-ups can actively transform the body and not JUST augment it (The super-bell giving mario cat reflexes and adjusting his joints to operate like a cat's. also a plus, he purrs when grooming himself and makes biscuits on DK's back briefly) -Shortcuts to skip worlds are real (The cannons, rainbow road) -Anti grav can be toggled, but will auto enable under certain conditions -Bowser's green scales run down his back and under his shell (it's hard to see but noticeable in the fake proposal scene) -Mario is a kart guy and peach is a Bike gal -Koopas tend to greatly admire feats of strength and power, and sparing somebody is seen as very romantic. -bullet bills are sentient -all humans are cartoony -Bowser isn't just a bully, he's actually a sad and hurt person who grew up alone and likely fought for the throne
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starfxkr · 27 days
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Hey do you have any idea onnwhat I could search up to get peices similar to bunny reader like what aesthetic would you say her aesthetic is mostly made up of as a matter of a fact what would you say for all the girls?
this may have to be two parts bc ill run out of picture space lol
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okay so for bunny reader look for lots of bodysuits, micro mini skirts, tracksuits, mini dresses and those cross wrap neckline tops. I don't have a specific aesthetic in mind for her but I take elements of TikTok's version of coquette for kook!bunny and mix it with traditional southern preppy looks so lots of florals and pastels indie sleaze/spring breakers type looks for pogue!bunny. look for authentic 2000s pieces for the more casual comfy looks like bobby jack and happy bunny. omighty also is great to look for her too. shoes I say go for wedges, kitten heels, and scrappy sandals. and for gym shoes anything in pink or white I esp the converse heels>>>
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neow I base kitten off myself more than anyone (the 3rd pic is literally me at 19) and her style is based a lot on punk/grunge/metal subcultures as well as just like. authentic Tumblr girl trenches. shes the pogueist of all the girls so she wears a lot more jeans than the others. lots of graphic tees esp ironic ones, or shirts you find at the little boys section of Walmart. big clunky boots, lots of striped socks like the ones im wearing. old ed hardy is very her too, baggy jeans mores than skinny jeans, movie t shirts, also.a big fan of long sleeves under short sleeves. when she gets "girly" its mostly button up dresses and regular sneakers. shes a black forces girl LOL. also lots of halter tops and tube tops again in either sporty graphics or simple colors and oversized sweatshirts you get from the mens section at thrift stores of fishing stores, truck shows etc.
okay ima break this up teehee
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barghesthowls · 10 months
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I was thinking about 19th century sports/sporty activities and which ones would be the favorite to watch or participate in for each Dracula character
Jonathan: He's never actually played a sport, other than like, soccer at the orphanage. But he enjoys watching fencing. He can imagine fight scenes from his favorite stories.
Mina: Likes riding horses, and watching horse riding as evidenced by her interest in the Rotten Row and her praise for horses later.
Lucy: We learn that she enjoys playing tennis, fishing, riding, rowing (though it's likely Arthur's doing the rowing). She's a sporty gal. Will destroy anyone at tennis. She'd likely enjoy cycling were she allowed to learn. Prefers participating over watching.
Dracula: Horse riding and he likes horses (yes just like Mina) as we see how he calms them. Hunting, though as a human it was less for personal enjoyment as it is to him now.
Seward: Boxing. He likely learned from a young age, like many wealthy boys, but I think he kept it up because he found it as a good regulator. Also, hunting, which he discovered he liked after uni thanks to his friends.
Renfield: Spent his youth engaging in various sports less out of personal choice and more due to a wealthy upbringing. Despite his impressive build and natural strength, he may be more interested in intellectual pursuits.
Arthur: Boating/sailing (as we see later), fishing, rowing. River and lake stuff in general are his forte. But he dabbles in various activities. He likes watching rugby.
Quincey: Hunting is his passion. Riding, hiking, shooting contests. Seeks out risky thrills like rodeos and calf roping.
Van Helsing: He dabbled in cricket in his youth as it was all the rage in the Netherlands but that's it. He takes very long walks though.
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kintatsujo · 2 months
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Days 21 and 22 of misusing the fish-uary 2024 prompts was delayed by like
PMS. I'm in the trailing end of it I'm allowed to count it.
That said both of these kind of violated the actual spirit of the prompts for Reasons: Day 21 was "Atlantic Ocean" and I went with an Atlantic blue marlin, except blue marlins are basically the same in both the Atlantic and Pacific I just wanted to do a blue marlin
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She's doing an actiony pose because she's like, sporty or something.
And day 22 was "favorite" but my actual favorite fish is sturgeons, and as you might guess, I have already done many sturgeon Zora. I have actual named OCs based on sturgeons; like, four off the top of my head with actual designs, lmao.
So I did one of my other favorites, the amur carp. Amur carp are the wild form of koi and I'm pretty fond of that whole vague *gestures* group of ornamental domesticated fishes. In CoRA's Aurule I had this vague notion early on that Lorulean Zora might be based on carp, bettas, and catfish.
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I think this guy is a shopkeeper somewhere.
Anyway then I couldn't resist drawing a sturgeon Zora anyway for the sole reason that it's been a while since I've drawn Prince Sturmaz and I felt like drawing him being feral lmao
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There is a scene where he vaults over some work benches and starts chasing after a guy basically on all fours (a bit as a reference to Zelda 2 and largely because I like it when my boy completely loses his fucking marbles and forgets to be dignified) and one of these days I'm going to animate him doing it. Sturmaz is very much my other favorite Zora OC next to Marla.
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tadpal · 4 months
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if you were a mermaid... what kind of tail would you have?? (species, colour, vibe, etc)
this is such a contentious question for girls who grew up on a beach so i do have several answers prepared bc obviously it was needed at the time ESPECIALLY since 2000s mermaid trend was ON TREND anyway
all that to say when i was a kid i would pretend to be a dolphin girl. yeah fr. i had several glass figures and when i was learning to surf i got a board with a dolphin on but this was all a ruse to impress the girls in my surf class. although i have seen dolphins often in the cove and off the rocky beach and i did and do think they're incredible honestly i preferred to watch for blue whales and thought dolphin mermaids weren't very cool. dolphins are cool companions for mermaids but i was kind of a mermaid purist: mermaids should be fish with obvious scales. but for the dolphin girls all the boys in their games would be sharks and i hated sharks as i was deadly afraid of tiger sharks which in fairness, did swim up the river to breed every year and attacks did happen but. yeah i thought the shark boys were also lame. so when trying to fit in with this lot i made the decision to be an orca mermaid who had lost its pod and was trying to live with the dolphins. the dolphin girls hated this until they realised that they could do a storyline in which i never move past my evil orca hunger and end up killing and eating several girls in a bloodlust that would then fade and i weep over their bodies. in real life this looked like a game of tag with biting and theatrics.
so that was probably my first mermaidsona and it was definitely a poser moment for however it was not the only poser sona i had. outside of my swim+surf classes i had friends who were also mermaid girls but who weren't sporty or into The Ocean like the dolphin girls tended to be. they thought the dolphin girls were weird and wanted to be Mermaids like you would see in Barbie mermaidtopia, but with them, the personas tended to be less in depth. my tail was aquamarine or blue, with white fins, and i can swim really fast and crest the waves without being easily seen. i was not usually a royal but sometimes i was a middle sister if we were all princesses. often i was was the boy or prince merman. my best friends were a school of flying fish and a sperm whale. i was really good at hiding (bc of the wave thing) and my romance plot was often the princess noticing the weird hiding prince when no one else would and i show them all the magic of the seas etc. if we were playing mermaids who were are landpeople, my land job would be guy who cleans/owns an oceanfront hotel/bnb and sneaks out to water at night when hes not working. while this was More Me than the dolphin girl persona, it didnt really feel like me either, i disliked the vagueness and how none of them cared about the ocean only using it as a setting with no curiosity for it. (alas ive always been a bit of a snob)
my TRUE MERMAID SELF was this: yellowfin tuna
idk why i just felt a lot of kinship with them. at the time i was so scared of sharks and seals and everything really. just a very fearful child and i remember really longing for that school (of fish) mentality of just moving as one and that keeping them safe. i also knew that i had to be a migratory species bc we moved so constantly and i needed a fish that never really had a home. the yellowfins would come yearly to the coast i lived on and that was important to me. mostly i felt like they had a desperation to the way they move I remember seeing one in the bottom of a boat and it just fighting for its life choking to death and thinking oh hell yeah me too brother. i loved their reputation for tourists coming to fish them and then snapping their shitty lines. I loved their sleek cool bodies and their sick long fins (cooler and longer than all the other tuna). i liked that they were fast as hell and Big. i liked how they tasted fresh! i was so convinced that i was Destined to be a tuna mermaid but god. that was so lame to both my groups of mermaid friends. i drew it once i think and petitioned my Barbie Mermaid friends to be a flying fish mermaid, which was the better design i think but had less soul... ack well. being a kid a weird
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jenyifer · 6 months
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Last Twilight episode 1
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I missed the episode airing yesterday been a bit sick. But let’s get initial reaction
Okay so Last Twilight and Cooking Crush were the two shows I was most excited for. Initially I was only going to watch Only Friends because Mark was in all three and I am a mark simp. Last Twilight is exceeding my expectations. One of my Uncle’s is 8 years older than me and we are very close as the only two out gays in the family. He has a degenerative eye disease. He has extremely limited vision in one eye and close to none in the other. I was excited to see this kind of disability be shown and this show didn’t disappoint or shy away from it. I love the pain and hurt Day feels in himself. He’s a walking dead man who wants joy in his life he likes Mhok cause he’s brash and doesn’t baby him. I do feel extremely bad for Day’s brother Night having to care for him. It’s exhausting and Day obviously believes Night resents him would be better off of Day was gone. It’s extremely sad. I love all the fish everywhere in the series I was expecting to see them at Day’s house but the director used different views of fish throughout the first episode.
I also loved how Mhok could be sassy uncooperative with Day in the interview room about describing himself but when It came to his sister’s car he was going off on every detail.
Bonus points here I feel like Day is much more of a rebel spirit than Mhok. Mhok is visually a punk but he’s really just a struggling boy who misses his sister with lots of regrets. I’m so excited to see where things go. So far my fave character is Day. He’s so annoying I love it. Sea is really nailing the not quite seeing thing. He obviously worked really hard on it.
Okay you know what time it is picture time
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Some sporty Day with his tiny tummy uwu
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Mhok very hot when he’s said 😩 I’d give him a job just to stand about
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Sarcastic day is a treasure I won’t hear another word against him
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Crying throwing up. The little Prince and the fox 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 how sweet
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Hum if you guessed my camera roll is whoops all Mark Pakin you’d be right. I know his character is probably the antagonist but I love him kept accidentally saying out loud “Nick oh shit Boston fuck no Mark No Night NIGHT HIS NAME IS NIGHT”each time I saw him.
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moomoorare · 1 year
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my piratecove au first digital drawings!!!
It's just to get the first ideas out, a but of backstory too. Much angst to come, so much fluff to hug it and make it better... <3
Some more lore under the cut ↓
Millicent 💙🐟
Here we have Millicent! A little Blue Persian cat found on a deserted island by all the others.
She was a bit feral, hardly spoke and was very distrustful. She's still adjusting after two years of living with the family on a peaceful shore.
Millie loves the sea, fishing and taking naps by a fireplace. She and Pomme are around the same age, though Millie looks smaller.
When she was found on the deserted island, both girls were 5. Marigold was 3 and Rain was 1.
Pomme ☀️🍎
Pomme is a blessing, a miracle of the Enchanted Apple.
Once a ritual of union was performed, both the mothers had to taste each other's blood and then bite the apple. Then Pomme was born from her father Puffy, she looks like gold.
She's sporty, loves to move and jump around, she's a sheep hybrid, doesn't have an animal form, and she can't seem to grow horns, so she wears a headband with some.
She has many headbands, not only with horns but also wings, cactus, stars and cat ears. Her collection grows everyday
Marigold 🏵️🧡
Mari is also a blessed child, in a certain way. She's the middle child, with 2 years difference to all her siblings.
She's the wedding gift of Tina and Hannah, given to Niki and Puffy as a little marigold seed, she was put into a pot, loved and cared for until she bloomed into a little flower kitten. She can shapeshift into a tiny orange tabby cat
She loves the colors orange and yellow, likes mint green a lot. She's a very picky eater, doesn't like fish and seafood in general. She loves sweet things like apple pie and ice cream though. She does not like being brushed, or touched unless given permission. She's a very bubbly kid though, she talks very loud and brings a lot of life to the household.
Rain 🌧️
He's the youngest of the four Puffychu children, he's just a little toddler. He's a goat-sheep hybrid, and looks a lot like Puffy.
He was born on a rainy day, hence the name. In Puffy's piratecove near the ocean, the day was gray and dark, the waves angry and the sky pouring with flashes of light.
He loves purple, green, blue and red. Also brown, a lot.
He loves pumpkin pie, and he's a sleepy boi
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thedreamydemon · 8 months
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I guess part 4
Hillbilly romance (Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader, Bam Margera x fem!reader)
These are so short. I’m just posting as I write…
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Bam and you had been dating for almost two years now. He wasn’t from your county. He came here from Pennsylvania when his father’s logging company moved in. He worked for the company on the business side of things. His father paid Bam a healthy salary, even though he was a bit of a slacker. You met Bam at the gas station when he came in for cigarettes. He was punk, kinda goth, skater-y. He was nothing like the people you knew, and you liked that.
Johnny, on the other hand, you had known all your life. You went to the same school as kids, stole your mother’s moonshine together, you were there when he got his hot rod and he was there when your dad then your mom died. The two of you were always friends. Though, there weren’t many others your age to be friends with.
The water at Mott’s pond was always clear and refreshing during the summer. Bam popped his head out of the water and kissed you. His lips were slick and wet. His mop of dark hair was dripping.
“You’re so sexy, baby.” Bam said then he kissed you again. You were wearing nothing but a white tee that was drenched and perfectly see through now. Bam was wearing nothing but his boxers. Your wet bodies melded together.
Mott’s pond was your favorite place to go when you wanted to get out of the house. The pond was great for fishing and swimming. When you were thirteen, you went skinny-dipping with Johnny in this pond. You were both so young and maybe a little curious. He still had his long hair back then. It was night time. That was the only time you had ever kissed Johnny.
“Will you marry me?” Bam was kneeling on the ground in front of you, holding out a dainty silver diamond ring. You weren’t in the water anymore. You were standing on the silty dirt by the pond. The wet sediment stuck to the bottoms of your feet.
People thought you might end up with Johnny, but it never happened that way. Truthfully, you had a crush on him at one time, but he would always manage to find sweet, stupid girls for little flings. You assumed he wasn’t interested in you as a romantic prospect, and the crush fizzled away eventually. Now here you were with Bam.
Peepaw could never tell the difference between Bam and Johnny. You’d given up on correcting him. Both of them were “that boy of yours” or “that peckerhead”.
“What?” You looked down at Bam. He was obviously annoyed now.
“Damn, babe!” Bam stood up. He wrapped his arms around your waist and his lips pecked your forehead lovingly. “Will you marry me?” He asked again softly.
Your lungs expanded slowly and fully as you took in a deep breath. You let the air escape through your nose. “No.” You responded simple as that.
Bam stepped back, holding you by the shoulders now. He tried to shake the disbelief from his head. “What? Really? No?”
“No.” You repeated, and Bam’s arms dropped to his sides. Your gaze dropped to the soft ground. You didn’t like saying ‘no’, but you couldn’t say ‘yes’. “I love you, Bam. And I wanna be your girlfriend. I guess, I’m not ready to get married right now.”
Bam was visibly upset. There was the slightest, almost imperceptible waver in his voice. “Well, when will you be ready? We’ve been dating for two years.”
“I don’t know,” you pushed around a clump of dirt with your toes.
Bam ran a hand though his damp hair. “Well,” he picked his shirt and pants off the grassy area of ground. “I guess I’ll take you home.”
Bam drove a sporty car. There were cigarette burns scattered through out the interior, CDs in both visors, and a silver HIM pendent dangling from the rearview mirror.
On the ride home you decided it was best to not say anything. You sat in the vehicle in tense awkward silence until pulling up to your house. “I’m sorry.” You almost whispered as Bam put the car in park. He didn’t shut off the engine.
Bam’s eyes looked glassy. “Yeah. Maybe we shouldn’t talk for a while.” Bam had more on his mind that he wasn’t willing to say. You closed the passenger door.
On your couch, you read the comics in yesterday’s paper. Your dog, Candy, sat on the couch with you. You grabbed your sketchbook from the coffee table and did some doodling to get your mind off things. You drew Dilbert, Garfield, Candy, Johnny Knoxville.
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So what’s gaming pastas favorite food, aesthetic fashion style be like?
Now before I answer I wanna get a few things clear:
I don't know much about fashion or aesthetics, I will use what I know to explain as well as what I believe fits the most-
I will not do every Gamingpasta, because otherwise I may lose my mind, I'll just use the “Big 8” for now.
I don't want these to overshadow what this blog is for, aka my self-indulgent need to show my creations due to my ships and AUs. But obviously this doesn't mean I dislike answering Gamingpastas related questions or ramble about my made up “lore” or headcanons. Just be aware that this blog is for many things, mainly self-indulgence. It's more I don't want you to get disappointed due to believing this blog is promising smth different.
Okay, enough of that, let's go ahead.
Ben: Honestly, given his years long imprisonment and abuse, the act of someone making food for him, especially sweets or something warm mean more to him than a favorite food in general. Tho if he had to pinpoint, prolly like doughnuts, pudding and chocolate. He also used to be weary of meat dishes when he still lived in the mansion due to EJ and Liu mainly looking after him, even though EJ of course never fed them human meat. His fashion style is honestly whatever he wants to wear, casual, emo, crazy 90s, even crossdressing. In fact he has a whole closet with clothes he wanted to get cause he simply liked them but never wears, he prefers stealing from Silver or alike lol. But if he had a specific style I guess Scene fits him quite well. The mix of punk or emo with many colours like the 90s, just noice.
Silver: I headcanon him to be a pescatarian , aka he doesn't eat meat, but still eats fish. He likes nearly everything that warms one up or is well cooked, as he enjoys cooking himself (Don't ask why I have that hc I just do). A food coming to his mind quickly is muffins or ramen. He also loves hot drinks, like coco, tea or coffee. He prolly prefers baggy, comfortable casual clothing, not really a whole aesthetic, tho I can see him pull of most alternative styles.
Steven: He likes to share, as he's what most would call a bro or buddy type. Some also like calling him the mom friend despite not seeming like it at first. So he is basic and likes pizza, nearly all variants. I guess his style is similar to Silver, though he doesn't mind if the casual clothes aren't as baggy, big, comfortable. He also likes them being a tad more sporty, in order to walk and move around better.
Glitchy: Glitchy is full vegetarian. There isn't really much to add here, he does like curry. Especially those formed to look like Pikachu. His style is pretty similar to Steven, tho he can prolly pull of like academia vibe if he were to feel like it, but prefers more casual or sporty clothing, once again to move around better.
Sonic.Exe: I'll be easy and basic. He likes hot dogs, especially chili dogs and very sporty clothing.
Tails Doll: Doll never bothered much with interests, due to insecurities as he is a doll and was abandoned. But he is often seen drinking like tea and coffee. Perhaps someday he'll allow himself to fully try out life and try things to find a favourite food. As for clothing, I think whatever fits best at the moment, tho he is very interested in steampunk. Lots of gears, perfect for mechanics, suits and like to still look fancy, nice fall colours, it seems made for him.
Dark: Don't tell anyone, but Dark secretly really likes candy, especially the Japanese star candy. He used to often bring it to Ben and would eat some by pretending to only do it, so Ben won't eat all as that's unhealthy for a growing boy. He also likes most meat dishes. Fashion style is definitely goth. Black always, lol. Except for the rainbow friendship bracelets Ben gave him.
Brine: Also pretty basic, he likes meat dishes, mainly steak and very casual clothing. Never really cared to find out his style of choice.
Oof, I hope you're satisfied, anon. Plz let me know via some love ^^
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klein-babylon · 3 months
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I want a man that is like an adventurist and survivalist one that will know what to do when diving, how to spear a fish, how to equalise, what to do with diving gear. Like I need all that I can’t be fucked with artsy and creative boys anymore I literally couldn’t care less. Cuz why are you gay. Cuz what can you provide. Cuz if I say I want to go on a camping/climbing/diving trip he needs to say yes and he needs to know how to save me if I get stuck in a rip or if I fall off a rock. Like you know what I mean… I hate being the man of the relationship cuz I’m like the adventurous sporty masculine one.. like omggg stop it’s making me mad i do not deserve this
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ineffable-problem · 4 months
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part #2 of ineffable incorrect quotes
Buckle up Buckaroo because this is a long one
Crowley: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Newton: I don't want to fight you! Anathema : I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
Crowley, Anathema , and Jim are playing poker. Jim is winning by a long shot. Crowley: Aw, come on. Aziraphale : It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing! Jim: Go Fish?
Crowley: Could you be anymore annoying? Jim: Yes.
Metatron: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Aziraphale: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Crowley: God bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but they’re WRONG.
Nina: Tell Muriel off, Jim! Assert yourself! Jim: That's my ice cream! Nina: Good! Now let them have it!! Jim, handing Muriel the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
Crowley: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in. Crowley: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall. Crowley: looks at camera Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
Crowley: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.” Gabriel: Actually, you can’t. Beelzebub: Not since the accident.
Crowley, in Aziraphale’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Muriel, climbing past Crowley: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Jim: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Jim: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.
Beelzebub: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Aziraphale: Spear. Beelzebub: BLOCKED.
Crowley: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Metatron, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! Crowley: I'M NOT DONE! Crowley: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
Jim: Hey Nina? Nina: Yeah? Jim: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Nina: Nina: …What.
Crowley: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet. Jim: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat? Crowley: Takes away Jim’s phone Yeah, that enough for you.
Crowley: No problemo! Crowley, internally: But it was all problemo.
Beelzebub: Heh, Gabriel sneezes like a girl. Gabriel : How about I pound you like boy? Gabriel : That didn’t come out right.
Aziraphale: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Jim: loads shotgun I got this. Aziraphale: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Crowley: What’s up with you? Gabriel : What do you mean? Crowley: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
Crowley: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." Bartender: …I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
Crowley: I hate you. Jim: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Beelzebub: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool
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saisuta-art · 9 months
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Introducing 3 of my OCs!!! These gals are loose humanised representations of animals, and are part of a series of cute human animal girls I am working on!!
Aya Matsuoka is a shark, she is sporty, cheeky and supportive of her friends! She likes sushi, fish nuggets and the movie Shark Tale (unironically)
Peanut is a capybara, she is the definition of "no thoughts head empty"! She is super chill and lazy, loves balancing oranges on her head, napping and watching her capy friends do all sorts of stuff!
Millie Thomson is an alligator, she is a Dumb Blonde Bimbo™ who loves shopping, cute boys, partying with her friends and eating junk food!! She is the type who'll never let you be alone on a Friday night!
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Character Intro: Medusa (Kingdom of Ichor)
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Nicknames- The Cursed Gorgon, The Stone Queen by the people of Olympius
Age- 19
Location- Unknown
Personality- Before her curse, Medusa was a sweet and friendly young woman who constantly received compliments on her beauty. She looked at the world with innocent curiosity. Now (as a gorgon), she's become more bitter, hateful, & ambivalent- filled with rage. She's worried that there's no humanity left in her. Her biggest fear is not remaining a gorgon forever- it's not knowing the difference between what's morally right & wrong anymore.
As a gorgon, her powers/abilities are petrification (with a single look, she can turn a person into stone). Her nails can turn into sharp claws that can tear through flesh & bone. Her long dreadlocks can self-transform into snakes, which can be used in offensive attacks. The blood from the right side of her body has healing properties. She's able to communicate with all species of snakes and she can transform the lower half of her body (her legs) into a serpentine tail.
Medusa is the youngest child born to Phorcys & Ceto. They were more than surprised when she came out, not inheriting much dominant traits from both of them. She had smooth light brown skin, a button nose, and bow shaped lips. She has two older sisters named Stheno & Euryale (who were born with dominant gorgon traits). For the longest time, Medusa thought she was adopted, stolen at birth.
As a little girl, she was often complimented on her beauty. Her principal even described Medusa's second grade portrait as "flawless." A lot of people didn't believe her when she'd describe her family to them. At an award ceremony at her school, Medusa's family was the main point of attention, sitting in the back row of the auditorium.
Some of Medusa's fondest childhood memories included going fishing & scuba diving with her father and being mesmerized by her mother- watching her go through her beauty routine like taking a sea salt bath added with jellyfish essence oils or watching her apply make-up, like a painter with a blank canvas. She was amazed at how many things were needed to make a person's outside match their inside.
As a kid she'd love when her mom would make her famous squid & octopus stew. She also loved her dad's bouillabaisse and fried scallops- which she would drown in ketchup.
Her relationships with her older sisters were a mixed bag. Stheno was always nice to Medusa, but Euryale always acted cold towards her, keeping distance. One time, Medusa went through Euryale's journal and there was nearly a ten page entry about her. In scrawly cursive handwriting was the title "Pretty Girl Die."
Even though she was mostly praised for her beauty, Medusa was also quite intelligent. For this reason she attended Athenium Academy (her parents were lucky enough to find one where they lived in Gavdos). She was by no means a popular girl, but Medusa was well liked- among boys and girls. She had many friends- one of them being a cyclops, a girl named Ismini. She was the total opposite of Medusa in many ways- brash, outspoken, sporty, & a playful troublemaker. One day while they were walking home after school, she suggested to Medusa that they'd stop by a drugstore. Once inside, Medusa watched Ismini covertly shove a pack of press-on nails into the waistband of her uniform skirt. Ismini greeted the cashier like it was nothing and left. Blushing & sweating profusely, Medusa quickly swiped a container of mascara and a bottle of nail polish. She couldn't believe it herself! At home, she inspected the nail polish. It was a sparkly dark green color called "Emerald Glaze." Medusa wore it on her nails to school the next day, which resulted in her getting detention for not following the school's dress code. For her, it was totally worth it.
Into her young adult years, Medusa became more aware of how her body was changing & how she began to see other girls. She was suddenly hyper aware of their lips, their curves, how soft their skin was, & the smell of their perfume. She guesses that her first crush was on the movie star Maria Eleni Kanakaredes. Medusa loved watching her on TV or on the glossy covers of magazines where she'd be perfectly airbrushed. She wondered if the long eyelashes were natural or due to eyelash extensions. Medusa also began getting more and more into make-up & she started experimenting on her face with different looks with supplies from her mom's make-up bag. In high school, Medusa transferred back to public schooling and she had her first real job working at the gift shop of the local aquarium. Most of her money went to Olmorfia- a popular beauty store. For her, there was never enough eyeliner, foundation sticks, primer, blush, lip pencils, eyeshadow, mascara, concealer, & blush to own! She even started up a quasi business- doing the make-up of some of the girls (and boys) from school for dances & other special school events for ten drachmas each!
The downside to Medusa's puberty? Mostly the guys. Whether it was from getting catcalled on the street by gross older guys or being hit on by the guys at school. One instance was during biology class when a boy took a little too long to pick up a pencil he dropped. She later learned that he was staring underneath her skirt. Or the times on the lunch line when some guys would "accidentally" brush up against her butt to grab trays.
A "sexual awakening" of sorts happened when she went into the girls' locker room during gym class to pee. In an open stall, Medusa saw two girls hooking up. They were so into each other to notice her as she quietly tiptoed out of there. Late at night at home (with her bedroom door locked), Medusa touched herself with the memory of the locker room.
Her first serious crush was on a mortal girl named Agnes who was captain of their school's girl football (soccer) team. Medusa noticed how Agnes' long light brown ponytail would swish when she'd run on the field or walk in the halls. The way she smiled- showing off her bright green braces. Or the way she'd smell like pineapple & banana (no doubt her body wash) when leaving the locker room after gym class. Agnes was also openly gay. The two became acquainted with each other & Medusa was ecstatic when they were paired together for a project for their Astronomy class. She was also touched by how Agnes acted towards her family. She didn't look at them with fear and disgust. She treated them with kindness and respect. Medusa was thrilled when Agnes asked for her make-up services for their prom. On the day of (a few hours before) as Medusa was spraying setting spray onto Agnes' face she came right out & asked to go to prom together- as each other's dates. Though taken aback, Agnes remained sweet, but honest and said that she already had a date- her girlfriend (who went to a different school). Inside, Medusa's heart was crushed, but on the outside, she remained neutral, accepting it with a smile. Not wanting to show up to prom without a date, she accepted an invitation from a guy at school who has asked her out several times before- Calix.
The prom's theme was "A Night in Athens” & the venue was decorated to the tee. Calix picked up Medusa in one of his dad's limos and she scrunched up her nose at the smell of vodka on his breath when he planted a sloppy kiss on her cheek. Wearing an off-the-shoulder backless deep red satin dress, she tried having a good time. Medusa didn't let it fase her when she saw Agnes walking hand-in-hand with her girlfriend. Agnes was a vision wearing a pale blue tulle dress, her hair in a low chignon. Her girlfriend wore a dark blue velvet tuxedo with platform heels and her hair was styled as a buzz cut. During the slow dance, Medusa kept dodging her date's efforts for a kiss and she kept on having to reposition his hands away from her ass. Surprisingly, Medusa was crowned Prom Queen.
Things took a turn when Calix asked her to accompany him to the prom after party at a cliffside hotel. Once there, she drank a mini bottle of tequila & tried socializing with the other girls, but she couldn't act anymore, watching Agnes be all lovey-dovey with her date. Medusa wanted to go home, climb under the covers, and eat her sorrows away with papaya ice cream. When Medusa came into the adjoining room, she saw Calix stumbling over his feet, the smell of alcohol becoming overwhelming. He ran over to her, crushing his lips against hers & running his hands up her legs. She tried pushing him off, but he had a firm grip on her waist, his nails digging into the fabric of her dress. "C'mon Prom Queen. Make my night memorable. You've been playing hard to get since I saw you in that dress. I've wanted you so bad for so long." Time slowed down. This wasn't real. It didn't feel real. Throughout the ordeal, Medusa kept her eyes on the half empty bottle of whiskey on top of the bedside drawer. When it was over, she laid on the bed, trembling- still staring at the whiskey bottle.
Everything after prom night became a miserable blur. Medusa graduated high school & most of her school mates went on to University. She spent the first eight months in bed- not eating, not talking, not showering, not even to use the bathroom. After her parents found Medusa nearly catatonic, with her entire mattress heavily soaked in urine, she was sent to the hospital as a victim of a near fatal overdose on painkillers. One of the nurses sensed there was something more to this & after a week in the hospital as Medusa was getting discharged, the nurse gave her a card for a psychotherapist.
Medusa made the long journey to New Olympus where she had her first therapy session with respected psychologist & god of silence and discretion, Haropcrates. She almost bolted when she discovered that the therapist was a man but after some convincing by his daughter (and assistant), the goddess Oizys, Medusa stayed. After seeing her for almost three months, Harpocrates did something entirely unorthodox. For her next session, he brought her to an empty office where a full sized life-like male mannequin stood. A box of supplies stood to the side. He told Medusa that she was free to take back the power that was wrongfully taken away from her that night. She exploded! Grabbing a sword from the box, she sliced off the genitals of the mannequin. Medusa jumped onto the mannequin, both of them falling to the ground. She scratched at it, kicked it, punched it- yelling, screaming, & crying. "I hate you!" "I hate myself for letting it happen!" "I hate you for taking away my ability to trust!" "I hate you for making me feel like a stranger in my own body!"
A few months later, Medusa started to see the light at the end of the tunnel. She was still attending therapy, staying semi-permanently in New Olympus at the Royal Inn Motel. She enrolled in self defense classes, and got a part-time job working at an Olmorfia as a cashier. She even started to think about her future again- like going to cosmetology school to become a professional make-up artist.
Knowing that cosmetology school would be pricey (especially in New Olympus), Medusa became proactive & decided to apply for a better paying second job- as a priestess attending to the temple of Athena (goddess of wisdom). At the interview, she came face to face with the goddess herself. Medusa noted how tall & muscular she looked and how intense her electric blue eyes were. Medusa & three other young women got the open positions & they all were given a place to stay at the temple's compound (a series of townhouses) near the temple. The week of training was arduous. The young women had to fast (from food & drink), consent to an extensive background check, and go through psychological testing. The first few weeks of official work began. Medusa and the other young women learned how to make olive oil & plant olive trees. The other tasks were simple enough- tending the garden, organizing files & paperwork, and keeping the temple in tip-top shape. On their down time, Medusa and the other young women would start up a campfire to pop popcorn, they'd snack on olives, or they'd go swimming at the nearby beach. Pretty soon, Athena became a part of the after work routine. She'd stop by, swim with the other girls, or play volleyball with them. The wisdom goddess would even bring coffee from The Roasted Bean for them in the morning. Medusa thought that was nice. There was one night when she accidentally walked in on a very heated exchange between Athena & the sea god, Poseidon. Afterwards, Medusa became a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on. Medusa was even invited to the goddess' mansion as a guest for a dinner party she was hosting. The young girls started to nickname Medusa "Teacher's Pet."
Gossip & whispers traveled among the young impressionable young priestesses-in-training. One of these girls told Medusa that there was soon to be a ceremony to be held, officiating the girls' roles as priestesses. She was told that in the ceremony, they would have to swear themselves chaste forevermore & that an oracle would read them to see if they were "intact." Medusa wasn't stupid.  She knew exactly what "intact" meant. She'd be humiliated in front of everyone. The job was over. She still hadn't saved up enough for cosmetology school. It couldn't end like this, not after everything she's been through. Medusa decided to come up with a quick exit strategy. While taking some time to come up with a plan while taking a stroll on the beach, Medusa noticed a familiar figure surfing in the ocean- Poseidon. To make a long story short, they made their acquaintance, with Medusa asking him for his help. This ended with Athena, with tears in her eyes (as furious as anyone ever witnessed before) cursing Medusa- transforming her into a gorgon.
After her transformation, Medusa swam with a hidden strength all the way to Karpathos (where she knew her sisters to be staying). They didn't believe it was her at first.
The scandal became a media storm! It made all the headlines in all the magazines & newspapers. There was non-stop coverage on all the news channels and talk shows on TV. Several people from Medusa's past (like schoolmates) were tracked down and interviewed. One of these people was Calix Onassis who now owned his father's lucrative limousine business. King Poseidon shut down his Fatestagram profile & went into self-imposed exile. Athena's main temple was closed until further notice.
Now, Medusa works as a contract assassin, hired by people in various positions of power. She doesn't ask questions. She gets rid of business & political rivals, but mostly undesirables with lengthy criminal records. Medusa never forgot her first hit- a pig that was a mortal male who snorted & grunted all over innocent children- boys & girls, hired by one of his many victims. She remembers everything about that moment- how the confusion in his eyes quickly morphed into absoloute terror. How he cowardly went on his knees, begging to be spared, watching his entire body harden into stone. The feeling of being in that much control and power was (and still is) intoxicating to Medusa. It's one of two things she wholly feels.
A lot of the "statues" end up at various construction dump sites where they're grounded up into dust then made into writing chalk to be sent to schools.
 On the rare instances when she's in public for a few short moments), Medusa wears a pair of black oversized aviator sunglasses from Luxuria.
A few positives came out of this tragedy- a newfound respect & closeness with her sisters, especially Euryale. They both have been openly honest with each other since forever. Medusa finally told her sisters about what happened at prom.
A go-to singer that she likes listening to is O. She says that the dark lyrics of the songs match the tar blackness of her soul.
There's an outstanding warrant for her capture & arrest. Many charges, including murder, are on her record.
Because of her lucrative "job" Medusa was able to splurge on herself, buying a sleek black lamborghini. There's a bag filled with different license plates (which she switches in) to keep people off her tail.
She taunts the ones who call for her head with a Fatestagram profile, her username being xXGlamGorgonxX. She is constantly switching IP addresses so she's harder to trace. Aside from Fatestagram, she has an account on a gay dating app, her profile name being misunderstoodgal17. She's been communicating with a user named adrift@sea.
Medusa is continually moving from place to place (under disguises) with unassuming run down motels being a favorite.
Most of her time is spent on the road, driving at night. She can't remember the last time she had a proper meal. She sustains herself on greasy fast food- an Olympian burger, fried eel tenders, large fries, and an Olympian sized chocolate milkshake being a constant meal.
She once went into an Olmorfia in the Little Athens neighborhood of New Olympus, walking out with a duffle bag filled with make-up & cosmetics totaling over 25,000 drachmas. She blew a kiss to all the security cameras.
Calix Onassis is currently missing. He hasn't been seen or heard from since he left the Golden Grove Country Club after a business meeting eight weeks ago.
"Lustful eyes. Scared eyes. Terrified eyes. Evil eyes. Hopeful eyes. Doesn't matter anymore. I'd gouge them all out!"
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