#stinky lil rat

[unlikelytrashcreation]

Sollux .....RAT

#god look at him #he sucks #stinky lil rat #fiiilthy lil raaaat boy #homestuck #sollux fanart #art

[stardust-is-demented-andinlove]

I hc zé carioca to have been in two productions of once on this island, once as papa ge, once as Daniel, and you can't do anything about bc I'm a stupid little theatre rat squeak squeak. There. I said it.

#zé carioca #José carioca #theatre kid #stinky lil rat #three gay caballeros #once on this island #papa ge #daniel beauxhomme #im bored

[itsmeishmi]

Astarion doodles I cannot draw this man for the life of me ;v; I will keep trying!

#astarion #shmiart #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate astarion #vampire #stinky #stinky lil rat man

[scatterbrainedbot]

Rat Sons AU: Character Introductions

Hamato Sho aka The Ancient One

more rambling & sketches:

(Had a bit of fun merging 03's Ancient One with bits of Rise's Splinter and Grandpa Sho, then started working on his origin story and was like fuck it! Guardians from 03! But for the Council of Heads from rise! but who are actually kinda more like the Ninja Tribunal from 03!! if they oversaw the world like the Guardians/Utroms! but were also kinda corrupt and uncaring of the lives of mortals and

the good news is now theres world building lore happening i guess, not just character lore??? is that good news??)

anywho, this is Grandpappy Sho!!

He's a little bit of a gremlin. Kinda rude, kinda sarcastic, kinda feral, and kinda very much had it with catering to the rules of 'polite society.' Basically, dudes survived some shit and has now decided that he will make that everyone elses problem too (/affectionate)

He lowkey resents his lineage and how he was raised, in the sense that he often wonders what life he could have lived if his youth was not fully devoted to "becoming someone worthy of the Hamato name." But he's actively trying to let go of all that and focus on being whoever he wishes in the present. Hence, gremlin.

A gremlin that is also, however, a freakin fantastic father figure (he swore to himself that his girl will literally never have to think about 'earning' any name, Hamato or otherwise; if she wants it, it is already hers, and wether she choses to keep it is entirely her own choice)

lol a lot of that was in present tense wasnt it? but yall know that aint quite true.....

tho, it might not quite be wrong exactly either...

[rat sons au masterpost]

(easier to read/separated contents below the cut! (super long))

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HAMATO SHO aka THE ANCIENT ONE

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Pronouns: He/Him

Age:???

Color Motif: ~desaturated sea foam green~

Last heir of the Hamato Clan lineage (by blood, at least)

As a young man, he spent decades training tirelessly to become a master of ninjutsu, molding himself into a perfect soldier, fully dedicated to maintaining his family's status as one of the most powerful names in Japan

Was selected to become a Guardian — an elite warrior chosen by the immortal Council of Heads to serve as an agent of their will. He served them for several years, increasingly resentful of their corruption and disregard for mortal lives

Abandoned his post after the death of a fellow Guardian (Tang Shen's biological father)

Disillusioned with both the Council of Heads and the world at large, Sho shifted his priorities from serving a 'Greater Good,' to serving his own needs and desires (and those of the people he cares about). He became very openly sarcastic, cynical and crass (he also found the way this horrified the neighbors to be freaking hilarious)

Did not think he would be well suited for caring for a child and really only expected to serve as a temporary shelter for Tang Shen until a proper family could be found for her, like maybe a few months or so at most?

Jokes on u, old man. Guiding a young Tang Shen through the routines of their daily life, watching her interact with the animals of the farm, teaching her how to do tasks so mundane he'd long since stopped thinking about them, Sho found he enjoyed the role of a parent more than anything else he'd ever done

Given his own experiences with abusive powers, Sho raised Tang Shen to be a very independent thinker, encouraging her to pursue her own sense of right and wrong, and to always be wary of those in power.

Though he trained her in both ninjutsu and the mystic arts (the good kind), Sho's greatest hope was to raise Tang Shen to make her own choices, and enjoy a life free of ancestral burdens or any ghosts from his past

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As a Guardian, Sho underwent what he would later call an 'involuntary spiritual awakening.'

This granted Sho use of the Council’s powerful mystic techniques through the manipulation of his own spirit and will. These teachings were a highly coveted secret, granted only to those in the final stage of becoming a Guardian, and they were often deadly to learn

The Council taught that a human could only access the mystic arts if granted the ability through Their own will, that the technique was one of faith, a sort of forfeiting one's own spirit in exchange for power

Sho, along with Tang Shen's bio dad (oomph he needs a name), discovered a way to refine the techniques of the Council, to create their own source of mystic power without the Council’s influence, pulling from their own faith, emotions, and spiritual connections

Naively, the two told the Council of their findings. They believed that this new method of accessing the mystic arts would be a great benefit to both current and future Guardians, as it was far less damaging to the human body and mind

The Council disagreed.

Weapons that do not depend on you for ammunition are weapons that can turn against you, after all.

#my art #rat sons #rat sons lore #tmnt au #'oh ill queue up the first character sheet to post tomorrow morning!' #posts it immediately #look at this stinky old man #hes so fun #im really excited to share moments of him and lil tang shen via splinters flashbacks later #theyre so sweet #hes a really good papa <3 #ill queue up her info sheet to post either tomorrow or wednesday i think #probably round noon ish

[froggiie]

im a grubby little gambit gamer

reset my rank earlier tonight, couple hours later im back at 11

also i got bored at work nd made this

#destiny 2 #the drifter #gambit #warlock #destiny warlock #stinky lil rat man #i wanna squish him (affectionate)

[kroovv]

Valerian deserves everything. Prettiest vampire ever

He'd defonaitly agree with you there

#as his father i also agree #but also hes a lil rat rat baby lil stinky boy

[rat-on-string]

oc that gets redesigned every time i draw him

#art #illustration #digital art #rat ocs #character design #digital painting #portrait painting #portrait #flint westwood witherstone #stinky lil guy. #dnd oc #dnd #dnd character

[strixiebean]

I'm very nervous to share anythin bout my twst ocs, so I just present a shitpost of my boi

his name is owen bowie (twisted from oogie boogie) and i love to constantly bully hm (idk if i should share proper art of him hgfghjkjh)

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #shitpost #hes not a human but ssh no one Knows #stinky lil rat bastard boy

[theflirtmeister]

Dracula desperately transforming into different animals: birds?? Does Mina hate birds?? Can I finally transform into something these English people don’t want to touch??

#dracula daily #dracula: I’m now a RAT HAHAHA #the ye old tumblr users of Whitby: aww lil stinky baby with red eyes!!

[yourlocalsewerdragon]

BAHAHHAHAHHA

U ABSOLUTE RATS

#caps #stinky cheeky lil rats #dragon shows what you seek #~soleiltido~

[arolesbianism]

takes nktes takes notes. one more question btw- i'm fairly sure in /some/ log its stated that duplicants are neotonous like axolotls, but when i read thru the one about duping errors it only mentioned the warbly voices. is this just a fanon thing bc ive seen it mentioned in other posts or is it mentioned in some other log

Im not entirely sure what you're referring to, but I'm going to take a shot in the dark and assume that you're talking abt one of the three "initial success" logs as they definitely are one of the biggest sources of confusion around duplicants in fanon that I've seen, since well. They're not talking abt dupes. In fact in the files they're titled clonedrats clonedraccoons and clonedrabbits, so any speculative dupe biology should not be taken from those. In fact, there's incredibly little actually documenting research and development on duplicants, with pretty much everything we know about them either being inferred or from One scrapped log. In fact the most we know about them from gravitas itself is that they were designed to not be able to do much without smth guiding them, outside of that every other instance of catalogued information about the printing process itself is in reference to animals, likely the same rodents that Olivia usually works with in whatever universe. We can definitely make educated guesses abt how dupes are built based off of those, but unfortunately there is remarkably little documenting physical characteristics of duplicants

#rat rambles #oni posting #the scrapped log that gives us our Only first hand physical description of a very early version of dupes is basically just stinky going #I saw a fucked up lil dude that looked just like me but smaller and without a nose thats fun anyways back to doing my job #it was likely scrapped to be replaced with 'cleaning up the mess' so its debatable how canon that info is but I chose to lightly accept it #mostly because thats also where we get stinky work id and I wanna hold onto that no matter the cost #plus Im operating under the assumption that it was less of an outdated info thing and more of a they didnt wanna be That direct thing #since thatd add up with a lot of the other scrapped logs #btw his id is/was A030 which is why I have a death grip on it because it makes his in game log make so much more sense

[eyedove]

he's having a great time

#yes hes a lil dirty and thin #and bald #hes very very old #and has dental problems #i was giving him a warm bath and he decided he wanted to explore and jump around first #i have videos asw i might post later #stinky boy. i love him. #rat #rats

[doodle17]

Heres one of the many pictures I'm getting down for Valentines day, first one up is my favorite duo, Razlili :) + Harold!

Lili loves her stinky lil rat boy ♥️ Harold too, of course

#psychonauts #psychonauts 2 #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #Razlili #Raz/lili #psychonauts fanart #psychonauts razputin #psychonauts lili #Psychonauts harold #rhombus of ruin

[pookiethepotato]

FIONNA AND CAKE NEW TRAILER- WATCH IT LITTLE RATS

Meanwhile, here's screenshots of Simon from the new trailer GEHEGEEHGEHEGEHEGEH

(Link for y'all stinkies <3)

(Enjoy the lil rat)

You can't tell me he's NOT babygirl-

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #ice king #new trailer #babygirlll #my love #I can't waitttt for it to come out #hardcore simp #Youtube

[rebouks]

I got a load of those fact acts stewing in my inbox, so I thought I'd post a bunch about our fave lil lady.. 🤸‍♀️

Alex is 10!

Her birthday is July 18th! 🥳

She recently grew some new teef, but now she has to wear a stinky retainer at night.

Her & Brodie have been staying in Fabian's watchtower for a few months now, he said he'd be home sooner cos he thought he'd get yeeted home asap but alas.. 🤭

Alex's mom Nylah died when she was five.

Aside from the odd fall out, her and Brodie are pretty close though! They like to do puzzles together or go off exploring when they have time.

Alex was born in Sulani like her momma, Brodie's from Selvadorada though - they usually flit between those two places but their house is technically in Sulani.

Despite being from Sulani, Alex is a poor swimmer at best and doesn't usually entertain the idea of submerging herself in water.. unless it's a bath 🙈

Alex and Brodie stay with Brodie's uncle whenever they visit Selvadorada, it's usually cos Brodie has a lot of work there as an archaeologist.

They've been all over the place for Brodie's work, but her fave was probably Moonwood Mill.. it was fun to explore! (yes she got in trouble for wandering off there too)

Her favourite pastime is exploring when she's been told to stay put... 😅

She's been to a few schools in the past, but she's mostly home schooled via tutors.

Her favourite subjects are science and geography!

Her favourite colours are orange and purple-.. and green and maybe blue too, and yellow-.. she can't pick.

Her fave snacks are brookies 🤤

She has no idea what she wants to be when she grows up.. at one point she wanted to be an acrobat in a circus but she lost interest when she fell off a balance beam and broke her arm - Brodie said she should probably pick something that didn't require so much grace and balance lmaoo 😅

Alex has had a few pen-pals in the past but they've usually fizzled out, she has a bad habit of losing their addresses too - blame all the moving!!

She could spend hours painting her nails and drawing lil pictures on em and stuff 💅

Really REALLY wants a pet rat but Brodie thinks they're gross so no deal-.. they move around too much for pets anyway.

Alex can't put her finger on it either, but there's definitely something up with Robin 🤨

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #fib #fib extras #alex #sooooo many alex facts! #🤸‍♀️ #feel free to ask abt anything i've missed tho #within reason!! gotta keep some intrigue too u kno #HUEEHU 🤭

[archangeldyke-all]

HIIIIII

Love Sevika and lil Slayer so I was thinking about how reader would find a lost Slayer wondering around and takes her homes. Would love some frantic very worried Sev putting up lost puppy posters EVERYWHERE. But reader and slayer are bonding so well but she does the right thing and brings her back to Sev when reader realises how hot she is and starts CRUSHING.

GOD I LOVE SEVIKA!!!!!

THANK YOU ANGEL FOR ALL YOUR WORKSS <33333

CUTE I LOVE SLAYER i'm so glad u guys like that stinky little dog too <3

men and minors dni

you're walking home on a rainy day, when a little furball darts out in front of you, nearly tripping you.

you curse as you stumble over it, then pout in pity when you realize that the little creature isn't a rat, but is in fact, a little black chihuahua, soaking wet and shivering in the rain.

"poor thing." you say, reaching out to let the little dog sniff your hand. she seems to trust you, licking your fingers and pressing her head against your hand for pets. your heart melts. "where's your human?" you ask the little furball, pulling it into your arms and hurrying home.

when you get home, you strip out of your raincoat, before wrapping the little dog up into a fluffy towel, helping it warm up.

it's whimpering in your arms as you settle down against the couch, a pathetic little cry as she tries to warm up in your arms.

"let's see here." you mumble as you tug at her collar.

the front of her tag reads 'slayer.' you laugh at the name, pressing a kiss to the dog's head.

"you're not a slayer, are you? no, you're a sweetheart." you say. the dog licks it's nose.

the back of the tag has an address-- a few miles walk from your apartment. you pout. "oh baby, you're far from home, aren't you?" you ask the dog. she seems to understand you, whining again.

"i'll take you home tomorrow, okay?" you ask. "i'm too tired right now. let's go see what i got in the fridge for you, baby." you say as you carry little slayer to your kitchen.

once she's warm and fed (having wagged her tail so hard at the sight of your leftover chicken sandwich that you couldn't deny her) slayer walks herself into your bedroom, jumping up onto your mattress and making herself comfortable in the center of your bed.

you laugh.

"you must be spoiled at home, huh?" you ask the dog as she yawns. "somebody's probably missing you right now." you say.

you sleep better than you've slept in years with little slayer acting as a space heater under your covers.

when you wake up in the morning, you're almost sad to have to bring the dog home, but you do regardless.

the closer you get to the address, the more missing dog posters you see plastered up around the neighborhood. you look down at the dog in your arms, clearly recognizing her surroundings if her squirming was any indication, and laugh.

"someone really missed you, huh?" you ask the dog. she yaps in excitement, and you laugh.

when you knock on the door, you're expecting a little kid, or maybe an old lady to open the door.

what you aren't expecting is a six foot something, two hundred something pounds of pure muscle, goddess of a woman to answer the door.

she looks frazzled, eyes bloodshot from crying, eyebags dark from lack of sleep, hair a mess.

the second she sees slayer in your arms, she bursts into tears.

"slayer you little shit!" she exclaims, reaching forward to grab the dog and tug it toward her chest. slayer's wiggling in her graps, yapping and licking her face in excitement. you laugh.

"i found her a few miles away-- i hope you weren't looking for her for long." you say. the woman looks up at you, seemingly noticing you for the first time, and she quickly tries to wipe up her tears.

"thank you so fucking much." she says, darting forward to pull you into a hug.

you freeze in her arms. she freezes around you.

she pulls away stiffly, avoiding your gaze.

"s-sorry. my emotions got the best of me." she mumbles, still clutching slayer to her chest. you smile.

"i haven't been hugged in a while, it was nice. wasn't expecting it, is all." you say. the woman blinks at you.

"i'm sevika." she says, reaching forward to shake your hand. you smile and shake it back, introducing yourself. "do you-- i have some cash, if you want a reward." she says. you laugh.

"oh, god no, i'm just happy to make you two happy." you say.

sevika blinks at you, studying you. then, the exhaustion in her body language evaporates, a cool, calm demeanor taking over as she looks you up and down.

"well..." she says, turning around to put slayer down in her apartment. "at least let me take you to dinner as a thank you." she says.

you blink at the woman, a smile creeping up your lips.

"depends." you say. she raises an eyebrow at you and you shrug. "is it a 'thank you' dinner or is it a date?" you ask.

sevika stiffens, then smiles.

"whatever you'd prefer." she says.

you laugh, then pull your phone out of your back pocket, opening a new contact and handing it to sevika.

"give me your number." you say. "i'll text you, for our date." you say.

sevika grins, and snatches your phone out of your hands.

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#sevika #sevika imagine #sevika arcane #sevika x reader #sevika x you #soft sevika