#sworn-in

[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

#jentalk #a headache is a kind of poltergeist #sworn enemies…

[humming-fly]

Every now and then I'm reminded Real People with Actual Jobs use tumblr and I've always been legitimately curious what all you weird adults are up to when you're not on this site and with tumblr's New Poll Feature I can finally get an answer! (or the closest approximation of an answer possible with only 10 available options h a)

#tumblr /really/ shortened the character limit on these posts huh #could've sworn it was longer when i made the wizard one #anyways no shit i have always been curious #tragically 10 options limits things a lot but I tried to be broad XD #i'll start i'm an academic researcher studying civil engineering :V #humming-rambles #poll

[bucktommys]

#brought to you by the 6 hour coach journey i had to take the other day that has sworn me off coaches for life

[ohbother2]

Vox *punching a hole through a monitor* : WHO IS SUSAN?!

#Alastor has now sworn thrice in the series and neither of those times have been around Vox #Vox is getting cucked #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin hotel spoilers #staticradio #radiostatic

[time-woods]

A fallen angel i need gabriel ultrakill gone ! !

#digital art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #srry 4 not posting in a hotsec i keep forgetting i have a tumlr #slight blood warning #so #cw blood #its kinda hard to tell but yes it is v1 having gabe at their mercy with his own two swords #i didnt have to word it like thatbut i dont know how else to #something something symbolism #what youve sworn to destroy being the very thing to unravel you

[finleyfenn]

The devious, notorious Captain of the Orcs, fully defeated by a proud proper lady 😁

This gorgeous new art is by the amazing Sweets, and Grimarr and Jule are from my book The Lady and the Orc! I published it four years ago today, fully expecting that no one but me would ever read it... I'm just so grateful to all my reader friends who have made it possible for me to keep writing in this world ever since 💚💚💚

#orc sworn #orc x human #finley fenn #monster romance #orctober #orcs #orc romance #orc #the lady and the orc

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I can’t find a gif of the animation of Celica A Mercury’s Crush Trigger special :(

Y’know, this one

#maybe I’m just bad at searching for it but I could’ve sworn someone made of gif of it #blazblue #celica a mercury

[a-plethora-of-midnight-roses]

Yes yes we all know about the battle diagrams and potions in Kieran’s room but I would like to draw some attention to the massive amount of chocolate wrappers, the soda bottles in his sink and the dying house plant.

This is exactly what an unsupervised 14 year olds room should look like

#I could have sworn I posted about this before but ig not? #pokemon #pokemon scarlet #pokemon indigo disk #kieran pokemon #midnight speaks

[catoscloves]

no because like the moment where peeta and katniss were going back and forth fighting about the other being talented/a strong contender for the Games is so great because katniss was exposing the fact that she pays attention to what peeta does/says "peeta is so strong and he can lift big sacks of flour and he has big arms!!" and peeta's like "yeah well my mom said you were more likely to win than me, and you don't know the effect you can have on people" and katniss's oblivious ass is like "tf does he mean idk what effect i have on ppl is he talking abt how ppl hate me so much omg" and then in the corner is just a Live Haymitch Reaction

this is probably where haymitch got the idea for peeta to pull the star crossed lovers strategy out because they were literally both acting like children with very obvious crushes on one another and they were so blatant and unserious about it

#they were literally arguing about who's more impressive and better and like aggressively complimenting each other like these idiots were NOT #it gives 'she thinks they're sworn enemies he thinks they're flirting' energy #the hunger games #katniss x peeta #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #otp: dandelion in the spring #movies #art & literature #anna speaks

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He was just being a silly little guy!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #wen ruohan #nie mingjue #lan xichen #JGY's character is the zigging and zagging guy of all time #We love a little meow meow that can bite and scratch and kill you. #We also love a little meow meow that can mewl pathetically! #'He's evil now and torturing his former friend?" ZAG TIME: He's a spy and feels soooo awful about it!! #ZIG TIME: He (probably) didn't need to go that deep into the role and kill as many people as he did. #Something I really love about the sworn brother trio is how they reflect how our feelings distort our perception of others. #Lan Xichen represents how when we love/care about someone -anything they do can be endearing. They aren't manipulative: they are clever. #Its less about rose tinted glasses and more about reframing every look you get of them. The constant justifications you make for them. #They just need a space to be loved! “They care for me so I will stand by them no matter what to show them I'm there for them!” #While NMJ represents how when you dislike someone - Everything they do is an affront or proof of their foul character. #Everything is a sign. Everything is 'proof' they are just as awful as you want them to be. Every 'good trait' is twisted. #The problem is that most people are just human. They are flawed and they are capable of good and bad things. #Meng Yao's motivations are very complex. Yet he's extremely human all the same. He isn't the saint nor the monster of the story.

[its-just-fern]

f+c inspired things

#doodles #fern the human #finn the human #adventure time #i still havent watched it btw so NO SPOILERS!! #also this is the first time fern has sworn on this blog LOL.. pg14... im freeeeeee

[shotmrmiller]

there's a retired/old DS i watch on YT and he uses the phrase "If the military wanted you to have a wife, they would've assigned you one."

what if they do?

it's some new program implemented for whatever reason and you think it's one of the worst fucking ideas until your friend tells you that one gets paid a massive sum once the marriage is finalized, and you can divorce within the year no strings attached.

you'd expected a regular man with like 2 years left in his contract, not some spec ops mask wearing freak who calls you his wife within seconds of meeting you for the first time ever and mumbles something about his kids needing to be raised in england and--

?

kids?

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #he's not letting his wife go either #he's always sworn to marry only once in his life #you'll learn to love him

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

#fan art #artists on tumblr #star wars fanart #star wars: the clone wars #fix it au #commander fox #obi wan kenobi #padme naberrie #darth maul #Fox - this NEW ally I found is amazing he too hates the Chancellor and he’s giving me guns to use which is my favorite thing #Obi-Wan - Oh perfect I can’t wait to meet this mysterious ally #Maul - Bet #rebel!fox #Maul/the ever present urge to yeet into the void when you realize you’ve been helping your second most hated sworn enemy #feat. Padme slowly but surely losing her will to keep the pinky extended #My sole goal was to come up with context so I could draw that Maul face and it got out of hand #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

[bloodiedstar]

The love was there. It didn't change anything. It didn't save anyone. But it still matters that the love was there.

Lyrics from I'm your man-Mitski

#trigun #vash the stampede #vashwood #trigun art #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun maximum #trigun 98 #trigun stampede #if nobody got me then neither does the narrative!! #how do you save your sworn ally when he is destined for death at the very beginning #angst #illustration

[sweeneydino]

Tiny.

For @butterfilledpockets B.E.N.T AU

SAINW raph is just so... smol. Leo just had to pick him up.

#tmnt #crossover #rottmnt leo #tmnt 2003 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #b.e.n.t #rottmnt future leo #bad end ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 raph #rottmnt #art #tmnt crossover #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #couldve sworn i found something similar to this but i couldn’t find it #if you do; thos was inspired by it- #fanart #fanart of fanart #b.e.n.t fanart #meme #meme redraw #redraw #sainw raph #future leo

[baldursgaysart]

Progress on this new Minthara project. I’m super excited about how this is turning out. Painting number 1 is barely done but I thought I would share this right now. Yes….that is Lolth’s hand 🤣🤣

My main goal was coming up with cover art for the Karlach and Minthara comic but it’s now turned into something else entirely. I started a piece that is a headcannon timeline youngish Minthara leading up to the events of BG3 and growing her relationship with Karlach.

there is currently 5 realistic paintings in this one. This is also a very amazing painting study I’ve been doing lately and I’ve wanted to test new brushes.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate fanart #minthara baenre #digital art #minthara bg3 #minthara #nightwarden minthara #minthara fanart #bg3 fanart #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 fan art #lolth sworn drow #digital painting