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lunagojo · 2 years

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Imagine Bruce wayne (Arkhamverse ) with a deadpool s/o

and him dealing with a 4th wall braking antihero who he has to no longer wory about them dying they can't

Them being mad at batman for taking their favorite guns away and them Dora the expora asking the reader wher it is

a/n: I can never find gifs of Arkhamverse Bruce...

Arkhamverse! Bruce Wayne with a S/O That's Like Deadpool

Ok so when I said in my last post that opposites attract...

Well they do.

Case in point, you and Bruce

...In all brutal honesty...Bruce did NOT like you at first

Like...at all

You were a constant headache of his, a nuisance, a liability

Despite him telling you to get lost all the time and leave him to do his job, you kept coming back, trying to help him where you could, basically using yourself as a body shield for him

There was one such occurrence where you took several dozen bullets for him from some of Two-Face's goons

Bruce was shocked, thinking that you'd gone and gotten yourself killed

But no. You got right back up and kept on going

Bruce was like ??? You weren't even wearing a bullet proof vest and you were bleeding like crazy and yet...you were completely fine???

Bruce hated to admit that he was actually really worried about you

To have someone die on his watch was something that would destroy him

And...he had to admit

..................he kinda liked you

As much as you annoyed him, your antics were kinda...endearing, sometimes, though he would never say it out loud

He has a reputation to keep!

(yeah ok Vengeance)

From that point on he allowed you to hang around him more, and you soon gained his trust, something that is not easily earned

Bruce is one of the few people who can see through your joking facade and see the pain in your eyes, your body language

"...You're just constantly in agony aren't you?" He'd ask one night, perched atop a radio tower with you as you both looked over the city

"...Heh, I don't know what you mean, Batboy." You replied, though you shifted a bit uncomfortably

"I can tell." He looked at you, expression unreadable

It was then that you finally showed him your face

Pulling off your mask, you looked at him sheepishly, awaiting the sound of disgust that you knew would come from him

but, to your surprise, he made no such noise.

He patiently listened while you explained what happened to you, and when you were done Bruce sucked in a breath, before taking off his own cowl, revealing his identity to you

You had bared your soul to him in that moment, and so he did the same

He honestly was expecting you to be surprised but instead you chuckled a bit.

"I'm not surprised it's you." You'd say.

Bruce finally exhaled a laugh, shaking his head. "You're something else."

From that night on you two were inseparable

Bruce admired that despite your pain, despite your past and your hurt, you still kept a (mostly) positive attitude

He rarely ever has to worry about you, thanks to your abilities, but he does worry about your pain tolerance

He's always there to reassure you when you're insecure about your appearance, he knows it's a sensitive subject for you

You're the only one who can make him laugh, tbh, which is a hell of a feat

...You weren't laughing all that much, though, when Bruce took away your guns

"No killing, Y/N."

"....But Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuceeee...." You'd turn to the invisible audience. "Do you guys see what I have to deal with? At least he's tall dark and brooding, am I right?"

"Y/N...who are you talking to?"

He doesn't pay much mind to that particular little quirk of yours, he honestly just thinks it's a sort of coping mechanism

Whenever he comes in from a long night with Hello Kitty bandaids all over his arms, Alfred raises a brow: "I see Y/N has already taken care of your injuries, sir."

Alfred has barred you from the kitchen, btw, after a certain pancake incident

No one would imagine that you two could end up in one of the most loving and supportive relationships ever but you have :)

#hope you like !#batman x reader #bruce wayne x reader #batman #dc x reader #bruce wayne #deadpool

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wheikouo · 3 years

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HELLO! WELCOME TO MY CONTINUATION OF MY DISNEY AU POST! Today I will be talking about what the SBI and Bee duo do in the park

SBI + Bee duo:

Phil

- He works with kids! :DD (school tour guide)

- Oh and he also mains the candy stores and food venders

- He’ll sneak sad kids lollipops and free treats just to make them smile

- MUMZA COMES AROUND! They are literally the cutest thing

- On April fools he dressed up as the fairy godmother

- is a God for knowing the recipe for dole whip

- Will make you hydrate, with your own will or not

- “Mate you can’t keep coming around and asking for more churros, you actually need to pay for them”

- The bench trio annoys him whenever he works.

Techno

- Works at the haunted mansion because the man is built for the ride.

- Literally stands there and doesn’t smile (he scares a bunch of children even tho the man has long pink fricken hair)

At one point tried to summon actual ghosts cuz he knows the place is actually haunted

- “Attention guests, stay within your buggies because we are always experiencing supernatural activity. If you move you might die.”

- “Techno you can’t say that!”

- “My apologies, if you move you will die.”

- Is forced to sub in for the role of ariel (this has happened more than once and it’s the most hilarious thing that happens)

- Chills with Phil whenever he’s on break

Wilbur

- is a character actor and performer, he takes his job Seriously.

- The man plays a bunch of characters, most notably; Flynn Ryder, Prince Charming, and Loki

- He gets thrown into a bunch of roles because of how flexible he is with acting

- The man is dramatic af and he loves every single second of it.

- When he was first recruited he did street performances with Tommy

Tommy

- This boy is flexible af, with the amount of energy he has and the fact that he is also an extrovert means that he can work in basically anything

- Has probably been in every position ever

- He subs in for the role of star-lord and also Luke sky-walker when needed

- He did street performing with Wilbur before being forced to mascot for a bit

He absolutely hated it

- “How the hell can you do this 24/7 dream, it smells like crap in there!”

- “Eh you get used to it”

- His favourite job has to be street performances

Ranboo

- Boo boy over here is a character attendant, he walks characters around in costume and makes sure nothing goes wrong

- He’s an actual soft boy but because of his height he is intimidating enough for people to not mess with him and the character he’s with

- He has been offered the cast of groot because of how tall he is but immediately said no and went for attendant because of social anxiety

- Has dragged his friends to the break rooms multiple times because of heat stroke and other heat related things

- He doesn’t know what else to do apart from stand

- *ranboo agreement noises and nodding*

- Usually gets paired of up Tommy or tubbo because jimmy knows he’s the most comfortable with them

- Absolutely loathes the song ‘let it go’

Tubbo

- Does street performances but often opps for character roles

- He plays spider man, Peter Pan and occasionally the Cheshire Cat

- Whenever he plays Spider-Man he always does cool stunts and stuff to get kids pumped up (he’s an ex trampolines man)

- He acts like a completely different character as Cheshire Cat- like seriously it’s terrifying to see his change in personality

- He is a little gremlin as Peter Pan.

- Often duets the song ‘let it go’ with Tommy

And that’s the SBI + Bee duo jobs! :DD I have the rest of the dsmp ready to go, just gotta draw them ^^ BTW THERES NO ANGST. THIS AU IS PURELY FOR CRACK, FLUFF AND SHENANIGANS!!

#art #mcyt #dream smp #dsmp #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #philza #technoblade #wilbur #SBI #bee duo #DSMP WORKS AT DISNEYLAND #Disney au #Disneyland

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zer0-is-me · 3 years

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Chapter 3 - The Olympians

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

A/N:

I need to stop writing at 1 AM. Oh well, I went to bed at 12(i think-) yesterday so i probably am not sleep deprived.

For now.

Anywho, without further ado, this is the third chapter! read on :)

Previously:

Katsuki stared at the newly named, 'Kibo’s, hand, before ignoring it completely. He stood up, stretching, and turned to leave.

He paused right before he was about to jump to the floor, and sighed.

“ Name’s Valour. If we’re doing your cringe-y ass shit, the vigilante of courage and bravery.”

As an afterthought, he added, “ And, no, I’m not using your name, dumb fuck.”

And then, he was gone.

Izuku couldn't get them out of his head.

The vigilante from the night before, that was.

It was just so... so... well, he couldn't really describe it. Take intriguing and confusing along with a hint of amusement, mix them up, and there you have it.

But seriously, it kept on bugging him. He knew it was too early to tell, and he knew Valour, as they called themselves, probably wouldn't be seen again for a while (they had mentioned, after all, that they usually patrolled in a different neighbourhood). And yet he couldn't help but feel that them meeting up would be important somehow.

That, because of the certain chain of events that led to another, something good would come out of it.

He quickly brushed that feeling off when Valour was nowhere to be seen for the next week. They'd probably forgotten all about him, anyway. Soon, instead of thinking about the mysterious figure that had saved him that day, his thoughts were plagued with rightful worry.

His mom wasn't getting better.

She had been in a car crash. Izuku wasn't with her - he was at school when it had happened. Sometimes he wished he had been. Then maybe he would be in her position instead.

Inko had suffered a traumatic brain injury during the crash, and it was moderate, according to the doctors. She might recover mostly, though that would be around twelve months away.

He had cried rivers that day. Not in front of the doctors, no, but when he was locked away in his room.

He remembered feeling numb when they had told him the news right up until he had forced himself to work on homework. It all crashed onto him in one thought, and he remembered clutching his pencil in such a knuckle-white grip that it cracked. His homework page looked a lot like it had been dipped into a swimming pool afterwards.

It had been two months ago.

Since then, Izuku had tried to keep moving. He'd never let a tear drop since that night, sucking it up and braving the kids from school's taunts and bullying. (He deserved it for not being there for her when it happened, anyway.) He'd found a job - since his mother couldn't make money for them anymore - at a convenience store which was conveniently placed close by.

... Convenient.

He tried his best in school and studied hard, hoping that his mom would be proud if- no, when she got out.

And Izuku knew that he should stop his vigilant activities. He knew it would be better for him - to instead try and balance visiting his mother, studying, school and work only, than try to shove vigilantism into it. Every night, he'd tell himself that it wasn't worth it; that the heroes would be able to fill his place easily, and he wasn't doing much anyway. That he should sleep a full eight hours for once.

And yet every night, Kibo left the house and travelled to the neighbouring neighbourhood, ready to save people.

The kids at school didn't make it much better, though.

Kacchan's tauntings and shoves never seemed to stop, even if he'd never seriously hurt him more than a bruise or two. It didn't bother Izuku much, actually - more like an annoying brother who just loved to be an asshole to you and say mean things.

What really bothered him were the other kids at school - those who'd place spider lilies on his desk, like a request for him to die, or punch and kick him between classes and after school.

Those things... they eventually kind of got to him. He'd stare at a blade for a second or a minute, before putting it out of sight.

His only motive to keep going at this point was the people he'd save as a vigilante, and his mother.

He couldn't leave her without a son.

...

Izuku was putting on his costume. Yup, he was going for another night of vigilantism. (An awesome conversation changer, he knows.)

(A week and two days had passed since he had met Valour. He wasn't sure why he was tracking this.)

As he walked through alleyways and shadows to get to the next neighbourhood, he decided to do something he hadn't in years.

He stayed in his home neighbourhood.

Who knew, maybe there would be more crime here.

" Tch. Man, shut up. I know what I'm talking about."

Well that's convenient.

He heard it from a nearby alleyway and went to take a look. Innocent people usually wouldn't be talking in a secluded alleyway at 2AM. Peering around the corner, three men stood. The same person spoke - he had large horns coming from his forehead (sort of like demon ones).

" I'm telling you-"

Another interrupted. He looked tall and strong, and had red, glowing eyes. " Look, we get that you want money. We all want it. But seriously, a quirk trafficking ring? That's a bit too far."

The remaining man had a long crooked nose and dark eyes, like the kind of villains you'd see in a more or less kid-friendly film, and his stature was thin and crooked.

" No, no," he said. " I want to hear where this goes. Go on."

He did. " Thank you. What I was saying, was I heard about a trafficking ring. It's... Well, apparently, the organization's lead by people who call themselves, 'The Olympians'. Obviously, they trade and sell kids with good quirks. There's a twist, though. If they are trading with another quirk trafficking ring, and not selling, they'll insist on doing something called 'The Tournament'. From what I've heard of it, that's how they decide who gets what kid. Not sure what happens there, though."

" Interesting," the thin man said. " Thank you, Nakamura."

" You're welcome, Ito."

The other with glowing eyes huffed. " How do we know you're lying or not?"

'Nakamura' growled. " Well, Kobayashi, you'll know if you take my word, won't you?"

'Kobayashi' scoffed, " What are we even supposed to do with that information? Where even is it?"

Nakamura sighed, " You idiot, if you look at-"

He cut off and his hand shot up to his neck, clawing at something that wasn't there. Kobayashi scowled. " Call me that again, asshole, and see what happens. You need to remember who's best between me and you."

Nakamura dropped to the ground and gasped for air. " F-Fine! Fine."

He scowled at the ground, " If- If you look at where kids have gone missing lately, y-you'll realise that they disappear in a specific location and time. I don't- don't have the info, b-but I'm sure if you dug around, you'd find it."

Kobayashi sighed, " Well. You're really quite useless."

He raised his hand, but Nakamura stuttered out, " W-Wait! I have connections. I can get you whatever you need."

Kobayashi smirked, " Now that wasn't so hard, was it?"

Ito, the thin guy, chuckled darkly. " Oh, you didn't have to be so tough on the newbie, Kobayashi."

" Well it worked, Ito, didn't it?" Kobayashi said.

" Of course."

Nakamura was slowly getting to his feet, when he heard a near-silent scrape of shoes on cement. None of the men seemed to hear it, but Izuku knew he had heard something. He looked up just in time to see a figure dodge out of sight from the rooftop overhead.

He made a split second decision and climbed the building, hoping to see who else had been eavesdropping.

He'd definitely try to turn these guys in, but curiosity got the better of him in that moment.

A/N:

Whoooo another chapter posted! This took way too long, sorry!

Ooooh we got some new people :0 Who will they be, and what part will they play?

Btw, if you haven't figured it out already, the chapters will be in the perspective of the two boys one at a time - so in one chapter, it'll be Izuku, the next, katsuki, the next izuku, etc.

I hope you have a wonderful day, bye byeee! <3

✨@mymanbakugou ✨ (damn this taglist is lonely. If anyone else wants to be tagged, just tell me :))

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fluffyspookychicken · 3 years

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HOIOIAAO AWA USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO INFODUMP ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT YOUR GENSHIN OCS :Dc💖

Ahhh let’s go ! feel free to infodump about your oc too btw :) ( also your oc Amira is sooooo pretty like- I don’t have enough vocabulary to explain how pretty she is jfdhsjfds I’m looking at her respectfully 👁️👁️) Also I apologize in avance for any spelling mistake ! English isn’t my first language :’)

About Lilly:

She is a bow user with a dendro vision from Fontaine

She is really really shy and quite weak. But she is really smart and surprisingly good when it come to creat plan ! Also even if she is physically weak she is really good with her vision

Even if she is the older of my two oc (since she is 23) she is really small (roughly 155cm tall-) and younger looking

Lilly didn't have the best childhood ever: her parents were travelers from Sumeru, the mother ended up being pregnant and didn't want to have a child with her in her adventure... so they dropped her into an orphan in Fontaine- Lilly as a child was extremely outgoing and was kind of that cliché of the tomboy (to be honest she is still a tomboy, it's just that the shyness hide to personality trait of her) and used to hang out with a lot of boys. However when they turned to teenager they kicked her of the group because she was "a girl" (something really stupid). After that she tried to hang out with girl wich ended up in a bad, really bad relationship with one girl(basically the girl was always really mean to her but made her believe it was for her own good). When she was around 15/16 she just straight up decided to be alone as she lost all trust she had toward people, this is when she got interested into flowers/botany and arts (which make sens since Fontaine is the hub of art and stuff) ! She really like painting flowers and she finds something comforting into taking care of flowers ( I think there is a quote in beastar that go like " I need the flowers and the flowers need me. We're all weak here so we have to support each other" and that sentence would explain perfectly Lilly mindset toward flowers). Also haha to add more angst to that... At one point when she was traveling to Sumeru with Lysandra she saw her biological parents, and she found out they had another child and they seem to live a happy life wich of course broke her heart since it made her feel unwanted again (but since I’m a sucker for the found family trope Lysandra was like “fuck that” and made her understand that she isn’t unwanted)

She really like listening to people and when she is travelling with Lysandra she really like when people talk about their adventure stories or about the history of where they are ! But she is too shy to ask most of the time :(

About Lysandra:

She is a claymore user with a pyro vision from Mondstats

She is part of the “my chara design absolutely doesn’t look like my vision” squad (her main color is purple, she is like the opposite of Beidou)

Unlike her friend she is extremely outgoing ! It's quite rare for her to dislike someone (unless of course they did something really bad), she is that kind of character who will try to get along with everyone wich can be annoying to some-

She is the younger of the two being only 20 ! but she is the tallest as she is roughly 190cm tall. Also I suck at drawing muscles- so body wise she is meant to look like Noi from Dorohedoro :)

She have 3 goal in life: 1st is becoming the strongest person alive (she want and will throw hands with Archon even if she know it will kill her) , 2nd is to become a well known adventurer and be the model of people and 3rd is to get a wife and maybe childs to share them her stories :)

Unlike Lilly again she had quite a cool childhood: her parents are really loving, she had some good friends and overall was great ! however Lysandra standed out a little too much and was what many old people called her "an oddity": Since she was a child she was extremely physically strong (like she had the strength of an adult as a little child-) wich actually scared some people- her strength only grew stronger as she grew up too the point where right now she can easily play around/fight with a claymore in only one hand- People often praised her for that as she could become the next great adventurer but thing is that she isn't really clever, she doesn't plan anything and jump straight into the action, wich is why her whole body is covered in scars and bruises (btw she wear her scares with pride , even if a lot of men told her it was unnattractive and that she won't ever get a husband..wich is great because she want a wife lmao)

She actually see Bennette as her little brother and do not care about his bad luck- after all she went thought bad stuff already, breaking her legs once more or getting struck by lighting is nothing- (you know that one vine “Hey, I’m a lesbian” “I thought you were american ???” I 100 % them)

Lysandra really like fighting but for her it’s more like a learning experience and not just for the thrill of thing. Fighting with people is a way to know more about them and creat stronger bond :)

About the two:

The way Lilly and Lysandra met is quite funny. On her 20 birthday Lysandra decided to get drunk...but like, badly drunk- so she ended up falling asleep drunk into one of those chart merchants use to take their goods… long story short she ended up in Fontaine and once she woke up she was just so insanely confused… she tried to asked some kind of help but people were a little scared of her because of her look- At one point she ended up spotting Lilly who was all alone painting flowers… She tried to talk to her but noticed she was really shy so she tried to make her feel comfortable- Thing is the two got interrupted by some treasure hoarder , Lysandra wasn’t impressed by them and used her vision but Lilly used her dendro vision at the same time- the two vision hurted badly the mans ! Lysandra was surprised and the two girl quickly bonded over the fact they were vision holders… Lilly, who was still shy and insecure but hate to leave people alone, proposed to Lysandra to help her go back to Mondstats. On their way there Lysandra learned Lilly how to use weapons to defend herself (wich she ended up choosing the bow- Lilly wasn’t strong enough to hold Lysandra’s claymore), and Lilly helped Lysandra with a lot of thing such as cooking ( Lysandra suck at cooking) , planning, medecine , ext. The two girl quickly understood they where a perfect match for each other and Lysandra asked her to join her in her adventure… which Lilly accepted as much as she loved the comfort of her own life , she needed to step out of her comfort zone. Plus her life was boring and Lysandra kind of bringed a spark into her life of loneliness- and Lysandra needed someone to help her because being strong is great but if she die of something stupid well her strenght wouldn’t help- So yeah now they are a duo of adventurers who go around all of Tevyat and do stuff for people :) ! And I guess that would be enought for this post, sorry I always end up writting more than I say I will :’) Also unrelated but I’m 100% up for any other genshin impact oc interacting with mine so like anyone is free to ask how my oc feel about them/ how they feel about mine, ext !

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luminescentauthor · 4 years

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Sora/Nao Getting Together and Relationship Headcanons!

Wow lookit me posting twice in one day!

Please read this post of HCs about their third year or this will make absolutely no sense to you! You can also read part two but it’s long and you don’t need to for this to make sense.

However, if you don’t want to read either of those, the run down is: Sora is cap, Mokichi vice; their year are all on first-name basis since around the end of second year; when people ask if any of the three boys are dating, all four of them just shrug and smile cryptically, because they got really sick of people asking; Nao briefly had a boyfriend named Nakamura but turned out he was just trying to get info on her team for his school so he cheated on her and the team rioted. Tobi and Madoka beat him up.)

This is four and a half pages of a Google Doc, so please see below the cut for the HCs!

Oh also btw this has minor Tobi/Mokichi because, hello, Tobi is living in my mind rent free and he’s not letting me evict him. (Even though I would really, really like to.)

In the middle of Sora and Nao's second year, the entire rest of the boys' team plus the girls' team made a pact not to interfere with Sora and Nao's relationship, and let them sort things out on their own, because some people were getting antsy and tempted to get involved. And they are... starting to regret that.

Tobi, especially, is starting to regret that, and he kind of wants to strangle them both because they're both so dense jfc-

Chiaki is the only one who doesn't know about the pact, since the fact that Nao likes Sora has been very carefully kept from him, and basically so is anything about Nao in general. There’s a pact on the team to make sure to keep such things from him. (Momoharu is the one responsible for this and he's not the least bit sorry. It’s saved him so much pain.)

Nao has been crushing on Sora since first year, and Sora not denying it when people ask if they're dating is NOT helping her feelings, good God.

She spends like a solid twenty minutes every day panicking and/or crying in the arms of one of her friends on the girls' team and/or Tobi.

He is arguably her closest friend on the team beyond Sora (read here for my post about why I think they’re friends), and has long since passed the point of sympathetic into "Oh my God just ask ‘im out, Jesus-" and honestly, so has pretty much everyone except Mokichi, but Mokichi has the patience of a saint.

Sora probably got over Madoka in his second year if he confessed to her (again) and she gently rejected him or if she found a boyfriend (read: Momoharu, probably. I dunno if they worked out, but if they didn’t they remained very good friends. Yes, that’s actually a thing people can do!)

Some time passed, he was over it, and then he developed a more serious crush on Nao after a while.

And it just keeps getting worse and Sora is not thrilled with that. In fact, he's panicking, because feelings.

He's spent a grand total of at least nine hours on the phone ranting to Momoharu (because again, Nao does not get mentioned to Chiaki, so Momoharu it is!)

The entire rest of the team is suffering. First years, second years, Tobi and Mokichi, and those who have graduated. No one is spared. The girls' team has been roped in as well. More than a few people bond over sheer doneness with these two idiots.

Tobi, calling Momoharu: I wanna Die.

Momoharu: Mood, why?

Tobi: Nao ‘as the biggest crush on Sora and won’t do anythin’ about it and I'm sufferin’.

Momoharu: CHRIST, NO -- HE'S DOING THE SAME THING I’M -- WHY IS THIS MY LIFE???

Tobi: Oh my God.

Tobi: I hate them both so, so much.

Momoharu, vehemently: Mood.

Tobi and Mokichi are bearing the brunt of it, and Momoharu is also dealing with quite a lot of the bullsh*t.

Tobi, bitterly, lying on his bed while on the phone with Mokichi and Momoharu: How immoral is it to lock two of yer best friends in a broom closet or locker an’ not let ‘em out ‘til they deal with their feelins like adults?

Mokichi, tiredly: Kenji-kun, no.

Momoharu: I hate to say this because I would like to see that, and it would be very cathartic, but no because they would die in that closet before fessing up.

Tobi:

Tobi: I hate that yer prolly right.

Shigeyoshi "literal actual angel" Kaname has been dealing with ranting from both parties since second year, and he and Tobi have taken to meeting up weekly for lunch or coffee for the sole purpose of complaining about their dumbass friends, and honestly? They get a lot closer because of it.

Tobi, throwing open the door to Mokichi’s house with a bang: KANAME YA ARE NOT GOIN’ TO BELIEVE THIS SH*T-

Mokichi, exasperated, staring down at his phone with its messages from Sora: Oh, I’m pretty sure I will.

Mokichi’s sister: How do you keep getting in-

Tobi: Oh I nabbed Kaname’s key like three months back.

Mokichi: wAIT is that where that go to I thought I lost it?!

Tobi: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tobi gets roped into Sora's group of "people to rant to" with Mokichi and Momoharu and, at this point, Chiaki as well (Sora eventually told Chiaki, and Chiaki acted all comically betrayed but things were fine) (Momoharu mostly told people not to tell Chiaki in order to annoy Chiaki in all honesty.)

Tobi: Why the f*ck did I agree ta stay at this school

Mokichi: Why did I come to this school at all

Tobi: Why did I join tha basketball team

Tobi: Why did I let Sora become my friend

Tobi: How did I let Sora become my friend?????? Like how did tha’ even happen Jesus I'm still not sure

Mokichi: Poor decisions were made?

Tobi, vehemently: Poor decisions were made.

Then Nao gets a boyfriend and literally everything goes to sh*t (please read THIS POST for the context. It’s the same one I linked at the top. Again, this will make no sense without it. Go read.)

Nao is trying to get over her feelings for Sora because despite having no reason to believe so (having not... asked him about it), she firmly believes that he doesn't return them.

Mokichi has to actually physically restrain Tobi to prevent him from strangling them both on at least two occasions. Like seriously. Tobi might have really punched Sora if he hadn't been held back by local noodle-armed beanpole.

To this day absolutely none of the underclassmen (or Nao and Sora) are sure how Mokichi did that, because third-year Tobi is 180-something centimeters of pure wiry muscle and Mokichi, despite being a two-meter tall noodle, is still a noodle, and his arms are very very noodley.

Where he found the physical strength to restrain an angry Tobi is literally a complete mystery, because Tobi is strong to begin with but when you're trying to restrain his entire person from walking where he wants to? Good luck.

(The answer is he just wraps his longass noodle arms around Tobi and clings to him and is like "kay have fun dragging me around" and Tobi is like "ಠ_ಠ Kaname ya are heavy" "yes that is the point" "f*ck ya.")

Mokichi, whispering frantically on the phone: Momoharu-san please help Kenji-kun is trying to commit murder.

Tobi, yelling in the background: YA KNOW FULL WELL THA’ I CAN HEAR YA, KANAME!

Sora cries about Nao and Tobi is very tempted to just let him sulk, but Mokichi strongarms him into coming over to a sleepover at his house with Sora and basically the three of them just form a giant cuddle pile on the couch and watch stupid movies and eat a lot of ice cream while Tobi ribs Sora over anything and everything, and Sora soon finds himself laughing instead of crying.

Sora loves his friends so much??? He’s so glad he stuck with the basketball team????

Momoharu is this close to just blocking Sora's number.

"Sora. Sora you are one of my closest friends, and you know I love you, but I am in class for f*ck's sake-"

Seriously Sora keeps calling him just to b*tch about how horrible Nao's boyfriend is and Momoharu might actually go crazy.

If Sora drags on Nao’s boyfriend on more time Tobi is going to throttle him, he's had enough.

Mokichi is hitting the limits of his patience too, and that's actually an accomplishment.

But Tobi won’t lie, he’s getting a bad vibe off that guy? He does seem kind of sleazy? And when he hesitantly points that out over lunch with Mokichi -- they meet up just to complain about Nao and Sora at least once a week now -- Mokichi agrees, with a pensive frown, that he also has a bad vibe.

He doesn’t know, Mokichi says. Maybe they’re just all protective of Nao. Tobi sighs and agrees.

Tobi is fully aware of his big brother reflex by this point, but he will never, ever admit that he has such a thing out loud.

Turns out Sora was completely right about Nao’s boyfriend, though. (Even if it was just Sora being jealous, not actually Sora being intelligent.) The guy cheats on Nao, because he's a terrible person, and Sora is this close to hunting him down and committing murder, but he doesn't know what school he goes to.

Madoka calls Tobi to give him the guy's location, and Tobi goes, "please don' tell Sora tha's a bad idea" and Madoka goes "do you think I'm insane??"

Tobi and Madoka then absolutely thrash the guy and then get coffee afterwards and bond over oh my god, our friends are so dumb, because Madoka has been putting up with Nao's rants since first year.

Eventually Sora and the rest of the team convince (the very easily convinced) Tobi to give up the idiot's location and they all take a trip to beat the crap out of him.

Madoka then joins the I Have Pining Idiot Friends support group, which consists of Tobi, Mokichi, and Momoharu.

It's actually Madoka who finally decides to break the "no interfering" pact, after hearing about the sheer extent of the bullsh*t that's been happening, the parts that Nao didn't mention to her. She calls Sora and very tiredly goes "please just ask Nao-chan out, everyone is suffering."

Sora: wHAT

Tobi, eavesdropping as they're all changing: She told ya to ask Nao out

Tobi: Or I'm goin’ to deck ya I stg -- my patience is a very much finite resource, Sora.

Mokichi, tiredly: Please don't kill our captain

Tobi, ignoring him: Sora I am dead serious. Ask her out, or I will break yer nose, consequences be damned.

Tobi is So Relieved that the pact is over. He knew he'd catch grief for it if he broke it, and the second Madoka does, his reaction is "TIME TO PHYSICALLY THREATEN SORA INTO CONFESSING! YAY!"

Tobi, no.

Madoka is wheezing somewhere in the background but is also in full support of this movement.

After a large number of threats, Sora, bright red, stutters through asking Nao out to the amusement park or something, and Nao, also bright red, screams "WHAT" and Sora goes "Uh -- God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have-" and goes to run.

And smacks directly into Mokichi who's like, "Uh, no, you're going nowhere. I am so done."

Tobi, internally: Oh thank God fer Kaname.

Nao, still a tomato, manages to squeak out "I'd love to!"

After Sora and Nao get through the "Really?!" "Really!" part, Tobi dramatically falls to his knees and yells "THANK F*CKING GOD, FINALLY," which, fair.

(And as Sora and Nao are stuttering through a semi-normal conversation after that, maybe Mokichi is in the background, shyly asking Tobi out for coffee without the excuse of talking about Sora and Nao, because maybe their relationship went from "I don't want people to think we're friends" to "I guess you're decent" to "we're friends" to something unnamed and fragile and delicate and maybe a little bit precious. And maybe when Tobi leans against his shoulder and Mokichi wraps an arm around his waist at practice, no one is surprised.)

It's on their third date, in a park after going to a cafe, when Nao abruptly asks, "Sora-kun, can I kiss you?"

Sora short circuits (again.) And Nao freezes up and goes, "Sorry, sorry, too soon, I'm so sorry-" and Sora freaks out and goes, "NO, NO IT'S FINE, I was just -- just surprised!"

They both calm down and take deep breaths, and then Sora steps closer and gently cups the back of her head as her eyes go wide and he asks, "is this okay?" She nods and nervously places one hand around his neck. They lean into each other and kiss softly, and it feels right.

They’re both bright red but they’re both smiling like idiots, and Sora holds her close and thinks, “Godd*mn I got lucky.” He whispers that to her, and she laughs, flustered, and says “Yeah, I did too.”

After six weeks or so of going out, Nao and Sora make it a "boyfriend/girlfriend" thing and now if Mokichi or Tobi are asked if they're dating Nao, they say that she's dating Sora; Nao blushes and shyly corrects the person if they asked about Mokichi/Tobi, or shyly confirms if it was about Sora; Sora just smiles, and confirms that he's dating Nao, blushing.

Mokichi invites Momoharu, Madoka, and Chiaki to lunch with the third years when they have a day off from practice for the sole purpose of giving Nao and Sora a hard time about their mutual pining

Tobi swears up and down that he's going to read out the most embarrassing speech at their wedding and expose them to everyone there, and Nao and Sora both turn bright red and short circuit for a solid five minutes at the mention of marriage while the others laugh at them.

At the end of the year, Nao and Sora receive a trophy from their kouhai that says "Most Disastrous Couple Ever." Tobi and Mokichi didn't stop laughing for a solid twenty minutes, and Tobi is still giving them sh*t about the trophy five years later.

They both attend university and maintain their relationship throughout. Sora proposes when they’re both 29, at the same park where they had their first kiss, on the anniversary of the day they met, because he’s sappy AF. Tobi is rolling his eyes somewhere in the background.

It’s a warm summer night. They get dinner at an expensive formal restaurant. He takes her to the park, and reminisces about the first time they went there together. It was the day Nao joined the team, he recalls. She had left after the practice game, and he had followed her. He had been so impressed by her, he tells her, and he still is. He doesn’t know how he came to deserve her, and she blushes and says she feels the same about him, that he’s just as amazing.

Sora covers her eyes and leads her to a ring of trees in the middle of the park, and uncovers them to reveal that they’re standing in a gazebo covered in flowers and fairy lights. And he smiles at her, and gets down on one knee. Nao’s hands fly to her mouth as he says, “I have been in love with you for well over ten years, and I would like to call you my family officially. Nanao Nao, my light, the love of my life, my everything, will you marry me?”

“Of course I will, you big sap!” she cries, tackling him, tears in her eyes, and kisses him. Neither of them care that they’re getting dirt on their suit and dress; the only thing that matters to either of them is each other.

They get married roughly a year after. Madoka is Nao’s maid of honor. Sora’s best man is probably Momoharu, Tobi, or Mokichi. Maybe Chiaki? I don’t know.

I almost want to make it Momoharu just because he would first completely drag Sora and Nao for their bullsh*t back in high school, grinning, and then invite Tobi up on stage to polish it off. Tobi, on the other hand, would just roast them on his own, which is probably why Sora decides not to make Tobi his best man. (“I trusted you, Momoharu-kun!” “Well that’s on you, Sora.”)

(And if Tobi catches the bouquet and gives it to Mokichi, no one’s saying anything.)

(They will, however, be saying things when Tobi gets down on one knee in the center of the dance floor an hour into the reception and says, “Given that our relationship was formed by bondin’ over these two idiots takin’ two and a half years ta get together, it only seems right that we tie tha knot because they did too. Kaname, will ya marry me?” Mokichi cries and says yes. Nao and Sora also cry. Yes, Tobi got their permission to steal their thunder beforehand. He was sorely tempted not to, just to get back at them, because yes he’s still salty about high school, but he figured he’d better ask.)

When they’re about 38, they adopt a daughter! And yes the others are her aunts and uncles.

Her name is Akari, which means light, and she is a problem child, but she's definitely not Tobi/Hanazono twins levels of problem child, and they love her anyway.

Her name is Nanao-Kurumatani Akari, because screw gender norms, says Sora. Nao’s reaction is “oh my God I love you so much.”

She was about 5 when they adopted her.

Her favorite uncle/aunt is Mokichi (absolutely no one understands why including Mokichi himself) and yes Tobi is mad.

Also Tobi adores her. Tobi sees a small child? Are you kidding me, have you seen him with his sister? Tobi seems like he'd be with horrible with kids but he loves the little sh*ts.

She plays basketball as a PF and she is so tall and yes, Sora is salty.

Scoring machine and inside player, but also learned strategy from Nao (after a terrible loss, she asked her mother to teacher her) and.... fear.jpg.

Basically, Sora and Nao are the most tooth-rotting-ly sweet, romantic, cliché in the best way, sappy, and adorable couple ever, and it’s bad for everyone’s dentist bills.

Here’s a Sora/Tobi edition (I apologize to SoraNao shippers because it’s twice as long and I didn’t even realize that for ages), because again, I have Tobi brainrot. God help me.

You can also check out my Ahiru no Sora Headcanons tag.

#ahiru no sora #ahiru no sora headcanons #headcanons #nanao nao #kurumatani sora #natsume kenji #tobi #shigeyoshi kaname #mokichi #kurumatani sora x nanao nao #soranao? naosora? soranao.#soranao #natsume kenji x shigeyoshi kaname #aka tobi x mokichi #tobimoki #me: TOBI GTFO THIS ISN'T UR POST THAT'S COMING LATER?!#tobi: what if nah

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butterfly--empress · 5 years

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KH3 Boxart...And Chess Pieces...

Going under read more because I know people still haven’t played or finished the game.

So I don’t usually get too over worked on doing a lot of speculation pieces because i’m either 30/60 right to wrong and the stuff I’m wrong about the writing goes in a complete 180 and then I’m going, wait? WHUT?!

In short, I don’t like to speculate too much in regards to Kingdom Hearts because one really never knows where the hell Nomura and his team is going with this, so whatever happens I just go along for the ride.

But ya’ll...YA’LL I WILL talk about my hopes that I have low expectations for but can we just talk about that secret ending for a second!

Okay, 1st: Nomura that sneaky son of a bitch thinks he’s so damn clever with this boxart. He never draws things for the sake of drawing them and I’m sure a lot of us had speculated that the city/world/town that our favorite guardians of light are at, would be a new world to explore in the later half of the game.

Because it sure as hell ain’t none of the already known original Kingdom Hearts Worlds we know.

But wait...not once has this world ever showed up for all of 50 plus hours of gameplay, we NEVER see this world.

Until Sora and Riku show up in it in the DAMN secret Ending but wait, there’s more!

We actually DO get a glimpse of this world for the Verum Rex game trailer when we go to Toy Story but at the time I didn’t really pay much attention to how similar it looked to the damn backdrop of the city in the boxart because my main attention was on: HOLY SHIT! NOMURA, YOU SLY MOFO VERSUS XIII IN MY KH3?!

I was also going, wow this looks really good...almost TOO GOOD and TOO WELL THOUGHT OUT for just a game trailer for an obvious final fantasy game parody for toy story or as a good reason to explain why Sora and crew shows up there to help with the Heartless.

Basically, Nomura hinted at where the next arc of the story will go! But I don’t think this is his first time doing this, the artwork with the sora, riku, roxas, namine, kairi, donald, goofy and mickey standing on tall white pillars for KH2 hinted at what we now know as the Final World in KH3.

What I hope Nomura is doing is carrying over core concepts and ideas he had for versus XIII and adding them to KH! The only reason I hope for this, speculate this might be true is because Versus XIII, like the FF13 Trilogy was dealing heavily with the cycle of life and death(eternal sleep) in accordance to the Fabula Nova Mythos.

Ven’s Chirithy tells Sora in so many words: Dude, every time you come here you raise my anxiety because you are LITERALLY hopping in and out of Limbo like it’s nothing! Like what kind of soul(heart) do you have, to totally disregard teetering between life and death?!

And then Sora’s all like: Don’t you know? I disregard the rules and literally make my own! BTW, I’m totally coming back for you, because we are friends now, okay! I’m this close to being this universe’s jesus, i literally fall down into realms of darkness via golden doors showered with glorious golden light!

Have you accepted your Lord and Savior Jesus!Sora into your life?

Chirithy: I just said don’t bring your sunshine ass back here because if you do, you might actually die! Not just be stuck in purgatory, like really die dude! This is the Final World...FINAL...you DO know what that means, this is like purgatory for lost hearts souls. Because I don’t if I could help you the second time in re-piecing you back together! \TT_TT/

Sora: I’m totally coming back for you! >^.^<

Chirithy:....He...he’s...a really...sweet kid...yea...a really sweet kid...

...Basically, I feel like The Final World isn’t particularly Heaven, probably more akin to a place of purgatory for lost or wandering hearts(souls) like, you aren’t really dead but you aren’t really alive either.

Because let’s face it, majority of characters in this game, never really truly DIE...not counting a very SELECT FEW...I wouldn’t be surprised if Nomura decides to recon Ephemer’s death later on through some Deus Ex Machina (which is why I don’t bother trying to speculate ANYTHING with this series)

Anyway, i went on a tangent there.....yea I think the Verum Rex game world is the same world on the boxart and I hope it’s a sign that Nomura is going to actually carry over ideas from versus 13 into KH, now that we got basically what amounts to Limbo or heaven depending on how to interpret the Final World, even the hashtag on the instagram post basically says it in so many words.

The Place where hearts return. And it’ll make sense if the next arc does focus on the thin line between life and death or in KH’s terms...DDD 2.0 >_>

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So I watched the cutscene with young Eraqus and Xehanort again and noticed that yes, it is being set up for Sora to throw hands against the Foretellers, Luxu!Xigbar and most likely Master of Masters.

And I am so here for it!

Now the thing I wanna know is...aside from Riku obviously, who is gonna help him out? the new character, Yozora and his crew? Is the gang going to try to find a way to bring he and Riku back?

....Will Kairi really and truly get to do ANYTHING?!

...Just hope it doesn’t take 7plus years to get there to know D:>

Also, also...Nomura, please take your time and construct a better put together story...I will rant long and hard about this later...

But if you HAVE to do that annoying thing where I HAVE to buy a Nintendo Switch to play a few tie in game in between 3 and 4 again..at least I and the rest of the fandom will KNOW THIS TIME, they actually contribute to the overall plot of Kingdom Hearts...because BOY was it never implied the first go round.

#kh3 #kingdom hearts iii #sora #foretellers #master of masters #luxu #you know #i really don't care or mind #if kh4 came out within the next 3yrs on ps4 #i just don't want to go through another decades long dry spell #i mean like #nomura your close to 50 brah #just saying #i don't want to hold kh4 in my hands #another ten years knowing your 60...just saying #i already have slight anxiety over the author of an ice and fire never finishing because of old age...

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Hi Takao! (This is a lot btw sorry if it's too much) 1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,11,12,13,20,24,26,27,28,29,30,31,33,34,45,46,47,48,62,63,70,71,73,74,78,79,80,81,83,85,86,87,89,90,91,97,106,110,111,113,115,117,127,135,147,168,169,171,175,180,181,182,183,185,193,196,198,199,204,208 and 213 (sorry if it's a lot)

Sorry for answering this so late! It took a while to answer everything. (Sorry if I forgot to answer anything.)1 - How are you?I'm good. What about you?2 - Post a picture of yourself.Ah, pictures don't load on here. I'll post is separately.3 - Do you ever wish you were someone else?Nope! If I was someone else, I wouldn't be with Shin-chan, and he'd be all alone.5 - How old are you?I am 16, nearly 17!6 - Age you get mistaken for?20-something. They mistake me for a reckless college student.7 - Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality.Not really. It says Scorpios (me!) get jealous and violent easily.8 - What did you do on your last birthday?I ate an entire cake.9 - What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?I would like to come out to my parents (still haven't done that).11 - Have you ever dyed your hair?Nope!12 - What is your eye color?It's this gold color. Really pretty.13 - If you could change your eyes color, would you?Pfft, no! I love my eye color!20 - Left or right handed?Right handed. It gets complicated when Shin-chan sits on the /inside/ of a booth, or on my right side.24 - Do you have any pets?No. But I do want a cuddle buddy.26 - Something you're working on right now:Right now I'm working on answering this ask.27 - Do you have any "rules" about food?What kind of rules?28 - Where are you from?Japan. 😎29 - What would you say is your best quality?My cheerfulness!30 - What do you think you're really good at?Making Shin-chan smile.31 - What do you think you're really bad at?Keeping him smiling.33 - Are you a bad person?I don't... think so?34 - Are you nice to everyone?I try to be.45 - Is your life anything like it was 2 years ago?No. And boy am I glad.46 - Do you replay things that have happened in your head?Sometimes. Unintentionally. Especially a few events that's happened recently. 😖😖😖47 - Have you ever had an imaginary friend?No. Strange, am I right?48 - Say 10 facts about your room:1.) It is sooo cluttered. 2.) But the floor is clear. 3.) My bed is huge and takes up a lot of my room. 4.) I have, like, three bookshelves all filled. Only one of them has actual books. 5.) I have a desk dedicated to studying with Shin-chan (although we usually just study on the bed) 6.) I have, like, an entire shrine dedicated to Shin-chan. Don't tell him though. It's hiding in the closet. 7.) There's one corner in my room specifically for screaming. 8.) I have a secret crop top collection in my top drawer. 9.) It has a black carpet. 10.) It is very comfortable.62 - Describe yourself in one word/sentence:I am a happy fool.63 - A quote you try to live by:"People who enjoy life are winners." - by Yours Truly70 - What is your favorite thing to do?Hang out with Shin-chan and collect trading cards.71 - What's your favorite color?Green or orange. 😉😉73 - What's your favorite movie?Don't have one.74 - What are your favorite books?Too many favorites~78 - What is your favorite type of food?Korean. It's so good!79 - Your favorite ice cream?Chocolate!80 - What's your favorite animal?Cats.81 - Dogs or cats?Heheh. Cats.83 - What is your favorite flower?THE FLAME LILY! It's so cool!85 - What is your favorite season?Fall!86 - What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?Hm. I don't really mind as long as I'm with Shin-chan!87 - What are four things you can't live without and why?1.) SHIN-CHAN! He's is the love of my life! 2.) My family. I love them! Also I literally wouldn't be here if my mom and dad hadn't... yeah. 3.) BASKETBALL! That's what connected Shin-chan and I! 4.) Food and water. I'd die without it.89 - What's your favorite television show?There are waayyyy too many favorites to choose. But I did really like 'Jessica Jones', an American one. Although, I would not recommend children watching it.90 - Favorite places to shop at?Down at Nakano Broadway, there's a lot of shops I like.91 - Say 2 facts about your favorite things:He is tall. And extremely huggable.97 - There is.... no 97.106 - Would you ever smile at a stranger?Yes. Why wouldn't I?110 - Who is your most loyal friend?Shin-chan.111 - Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?Shin-chan. And my mom.113 - Something you've lied about?Being cheered up by people's words about the "lustful" situation. I'm fine now, though!115 - Say 5 facts about your best friend:90% leg. Extremely awkward. Likes to show affection through actions rather than words. Heart of gold! Tsundere.117 - Story of your first kiss?Me and Shin-chan just finished talking over the date ditch situation and he was going to kiss my cheek but I turned my head and we kissed. He was a blushing, stuttering mess. It was so cute!127 - What is the first thing you noticed in someone?Their eyes. Or their smile.135 - Say 1 fact about the person you like:He has very nimble fingers.147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Shiiin-chaaan.168 - The last time you felt jealous and why?Uhhh, a few weeks ago, when Shin-chan was practicing his full court shots.169 - What is your definition of cheating?Going behind your lover's back and getting with someone else without permission.171 - Do you forgive betrayal?Sometimes. I mean, if you mean cheating? I'd let them explain. Although I probably wouldn't forgive it.175 - A description of the person you dislike the most:He's a brunet, and very short. Blue eyes, annoying. Sour attitude, abusive, violent.180 - Share a relationship story:Oh, yikes. Um, my only other relationship wasn't that good, and you guys know almost everything about me and Shin-chan's relationship, so... I'll just tell you about my last one. My ex boyfriend and I were out on a date, at some restaurant. He was being rude to me, and so when he was using the bathroom, the waitress came y and asked if I was okay. Of course, I said yes because I didn't want her to freak out and she just shook her head. When he came back, she was carrying a pitcher of tea and spilled it all over him. He got so angry, and was about to hit her before the owner of the store came out and ordered him to leave. My ex rolled his eyes and held out his hand for me to grab, telling me that we're going. I refused, and he went to grab my wrist and drag me out, but then the waitress and the owner stopped him and forced him out. Then they said that my meal was on the house. My ex wasn't happy when I saw him the next day.181 - How often do you listen to music?Everyday! Music helps sooth me.182 - What kind of music do you like?I like pop as well as hip hop, classical, and the music used for belly dancing.183 - Do you like to dance?Yes! I love dancing! Especially with my sister.185 - Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?No, sadly.193 - You're in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?Maybe a basketball at the base of my spine or on the inside of my wrist. That'd be cool.196 - You're given $10,000... under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who do you give it to?Uh, I'd give my mother $5,000 so she can have a little bit of spending money. And then I'd put the rest into my sister's college fund.198 - If you were an element on the Periodic table, what would you be?I don't know the periodic table, but whichever is the shiniest because I shine so bright.199 - If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which one would it be?The year I dated a jerk.204 - Halloween costume idea?I want to be the Spiderman to Shin-chan's Deadpool or vice versa. Whichever works.208 - 5 things within touching distance:1.) My bookbag. 2.) Shin-chan. 3.) A basketball. 4.) My cellphone. 5.) A box of candy.213 - If you met me, what would you do?I'd hug you! You're so awesome.

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naturetorn · 7 years

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deathrisen replied to your post:

talk about how his manipulation shaped pam and formed her opinion on men

oh, you know. the easy stuff. the quick stuff. this is both the worst and the best prompt i could have gotten cause now i’m filled with stuff to say but also !! you know me charisse, i’m shit at explaining and putting down good headcanons and just... stuff.

technically, it’s pretty easy. like on paper: he betrayed her in such a sick, twisted way that there was no outcome whatsoever that would have her fully okay with men again. that shit scarred her for life and in ways she doesn’t even notice. to this day.

give how trusting and much more open and willing to interact she is with women. it’s natural, sure, but it also makes her naive all over again. she is so sure that she cannot, under no circumstances whatsoever, trust men that she almost forgets to remember that some women are just as untrustworthy. take how ready she was to give harley the serum, the antidote to not only her most powerful weapon but also what’s basically her last line of defense (no matter what happens in a fight, if she goes down people will still die if they touch her. that’s one hell of a defense mechanism, which also caused its problems when it comes to intimacy and human contact but that’s a whole other post).

the thing with harley is, it’s so quick given where ivy is in her timeline. she has already met her as a psychiatrist in arkham, sure, but it doesn’t change the fact that they don’t know each other that well (because harley being devilishly good at her job and prodding ivy’s mind where it hurts the most doesn’t exactly count as prime bonding time), she has come back from another traumatic even in her life** (we’ll go back to this) maybe a year or two before and has already that much time as a villain under her belt. and then this woman drops on her lap and the first thing she does is act annoyed and at the same exact time give her the serum. she is so desperate for contact, at this point, that she’s willing to risk it. and she doesn’t even see it as a risk. probably has never thought back on it at all and realized how naive it was to do it out of the blue.

** jason betrays her, experiments on her, leaves her to die. when she finally comes to, she goes through quite another shocking event before finally deciding to quit and leave. this is when she goes be one with nature and is ready to embrace whatever this new body of hers is going to gift her with. she hasn’t made peace with the circumstances that have given it to her but she’s willing to work with it; find out the silver linings. so she’s chilling out, ready to pass the rest of her life on this island away from everyone and everything (##) and bam. in march the greedy, wasteful, destructive humans setting fires and bulldozing all of it.

pamela, highly unstable and now basically made 95% of hot, red rage and 5% of pain that doesn’t even belong to her but she can feel nonetheless, goes back and becomes ivy.

(##) and that’s always because of what woodrue did, btw. let’s not forget that. she accidentally kills her at-the-time bf, a day or two after getting out of the hospital. cause her powers start showing and she consequentially basically vows to never touch anyone ever again. which, jesus, that’s all it is. that’s basically the core of ivy’s character. she doesn’t want to touch. and she sure as hell doesn’t want to be touched. because the last time she was someone she loved and trusted and thought of as the reason the sun came up in the morning, betrayed her in the ugliest way possible. it wasn’t just that he experimented on her, it was more about the effort before that. she loved him. they went out. they kissed. they discussed plants in their labs. and she thought he loved her back. and he doesn’t tell her ‘hey it was all a lie’ but he also doesn’t reassure her that it was all real (not that it would make it better, of course, but you’re following me right?). so this girl finds herself one second being sure as hell that this man loves her just as much as she loves him, and the next she’s literally fighting to keep herself alive while having her entire dna rewritten so, like you said, the manipulation behind it. the months spent together she has to not forcefully tell herself weren’t real. this huge period of time she has to try and detach herself from. and this was the one person she thought cared about her, her parents didn’t give a shit about her; she only really served to complete the happy family cliché and as long as she kept out of trouble and didn’t publicly embarrass herself (and by proxy them) she could do whatever she wanted (just as long as she kept out of their way and came to events when asked to). so woodrue? that showered her with some much needed attention and praised her and gave her special lessons and basically put her on a pedestal as the best student he ever had? he was like a tall glass of fresh water for her.

and bam, that was that. when harley burst into her life she was back to square one, except even worse. she wasn’t just starving for affection she also couldn’t touch anyone.. and she had slowly learned to control the toxins on her skin to actually touch people without causing them any kind of harm whatsoever but there hadn’t been a reason to actually put some effort in it and she barely, if ever, really put herself into it and worked on training that part of her skillset.

i am not sure why harley. maybe because it was clear she had no intention of leaving no matter how rude pam was to her. maybe (definitely a lot of it is this actually) because she knew damn well how her relationship with the joker was and she immediately promised herself she’d do something about it; harley didn’t ask for her help but it didn’t matter (which is also what they end up fighting the most about, i told piri once that. pam is so busy trying to help, trying to remove her from that situation, that she can’t hear harley clearly telling her that she doesn’t want to be helped. she doesn’t want to be picked up and removed. she’s fine where she is, thank you very much, and she knows what she’s doing). and after so many years together, i do believe that pam has softened with this, she doesn’t press as much. and honestly? it’s not because she started listening but because she has learned that if she pushes harley will only get mad and leave and they won’t talk for days or weeks or months and.... and ivy can’t have that. she’s still starved for contact, and harley is literally the only person with whom she has (and wants to have) that kind of contact, that trust (and will continue to trust no matter what happens). so she has learned to tone it down, in different ways.

the thing with men is, she doesn’t trust them. that’s true. and it is because of woodrue there is absolutely no doubt about that. but she can tolerate some, while for like the rest 99% they can literally all choke and she wouldn’t even blink. i think it’s mostly having grown used to them, honestly. cause, like i said, it’s not trust but tolerance. take the the male rogues, ivy trusts them as much as they trust her back (and yes, it’s mostly cause they’re all fucking villains) but she can still find common ground with some; have lively but harmless banter with others; mock the rest. there have been instances where the rogues have fought each other, sure, but that does include harley as well. so. yeah. like even bman ?? actually, i think she has been shown to trust bman quite a few times but also it’s not that kind of deep, unwavering trust. you feel me? (me? trying to actually fit canon into this? more likely than you think)

and then there’s the whole deal with har.vey. you all know me, i love me some animated series mixed in with everything else and i like putting in 1) ivy and joker’s banter from their pre-harley existence, although that has nothing to do with this, and 2) you guessed it: her and harvey’s history. i also like to make it a bit less brutal on her part, cause the animated series doesn’t really touch on woodrue so if you actually take that into account as her origin story, then you can see why her living through that and then turning around and basically pulling the same shit on him would be hypocritical af. so like, i am definitely not saying ivy loved or even trusted harvey, but for the sake of the act she had to get pretty close and that’s not something someone who literally hasn’t been intimate with someone in YEARS (remember this is pre-harley, and pre-pretty much anything) goes through without getting affected in some way.

so yeah, idk. i have weird thought about it. like. i’m not saying they were in love or anything, the guy proposes after a fucking week for god’s sake. but i also don’t like thinking she used her pheromones for it? i don’t like thinking she would manipulate him like woodrue did to her, i just don’t. and it’s not like people can’t be intimate and have a connection without romantic feelings being somehow involved. anyway. that’s a whole other thing.

woodrue’s manipulation shaped her in ways that, while not permanent, are definitely still relevant to how she acts and thinks. it’s not about not trusting (although she most certainly doesn’t trust men), it’s more about not wanting to have anything to do with them. ever. in any given situation. the only exceptions are the children she took care of, coming back to her after having grown up (she would recognize them even if they came back forty years later tbh, it’s her kids after all).

i wanted to go all tl;dr right now but i just noticed this shit is long af and it’s more about off topic shit than the actual things you asked and i am sorry. that’s my summary: sorry.

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