#terrible bore

[nelkcats]

Help is just a click away

Danny was bored, it's not something new, the Infinite Realms were not the epitome of fun and the portals had been closed after the fight he had with his parents. It was safer that way, no one could get hurt, humans or ghosts.

That didn't mean the halfa couldn't miss them: his family, his friends, or the life he had before. All he had left were the ghosts, which was fine, but it wasn't enough. He felt unbalanced, unwell.

Clockwork told him it was because of his obsession, his obsession to help and protect was being fulfilled but only halfway. He had enough ectoplasm to last a lifetime but Danny was a human too, he needed to see the stars, to help people. He needed it desperately.

Clockwork noticed this and seeing that the boy could not return to his original dimension, he gave him permission to travel to the DC universe as long as he was careful. It was unlikely that they would attack the halfa there, they were all "special" and Danny would go unnoticed. But the boy still wanted to help.

So he formed a small business. He created a simple app and granted help to anyone who made a request. From saving a kitten from the trees to transporting very heavy packages.

It worked wonders and lowered his stress levels greatly. Danny thought he could get used to it, until people started making stranger requests and before he knew it, the so-called "Justice League" was at his door. Of course, he escaped, although that probably didn't help sell his innocence.

#dpxdc #immortal danny #he was bored #and missed his dimension too much #and felt incomplete #He missed his dimension too much #even if everything had ended terribly #Clockwork became his guardian #and tried to encourage him as best as possible #but it was obvious that Danny needed to satisfy his human side #so he allowed him to go to the DC dimension as long as he returned to the Realms frequently #Danny started his business almost for free and in a short time he felt better #until he was asked to save the world and stop a couple of military ships #He fulfilled the request without much problem #but apparently it caught the attention of the League #Danny escaped because he didn't want to be found out #Clockwork warned him that he would not let him enter another dimension if he drew attention and put himself in danger #dp x dc #dc x dp #The League is very worried #a supposedly harmless app became popular #simple requests were made most of the time #but someone desperate asked for something much more complicated #and the person in charge of the app managed to fulfill it #Jason wonders if he should ask for the Joker's death #Not all requests are accepted but maybe if he ask insistently

[gaycrittercentral]

BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!

#piscatological: having to do with the science or study of fishing #and yeah I did look up a complicated word on purpose hehe >:3 I think that’s what Sam does in his spare time anyway #fun fact I was gonna give Sam a blue coat but then I realized that he bore a striking and unnerving resemblance to one Sans Undertale #so that had to get scrapped lmaooooo #but I really like how it turned out anyway heheheheeeee #I really liked making Sam dream of terrible fish dishes jdklgjdlsghdsf (terrible by the definition of a list I found somewhere lmao) #all I know about surströmming is that is is so smelly you have to open it outdoors in a bucket of water apparently #terrible. they’d love it though sskskshgfjfhdjdgs #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #skunkape holiday contest

[essektheylyss]

I am now thinking about Essek as, essentially, Anna Ripley for the Ruby Vanguard, and it's genuinely horrific to imagine but it's not a real timeline so it's hilarious. It is so funny in concept. He's a glorified postdoc with no mandatory ethics trainings, no future, and nothing to lose. Also he just got handed the power of a thousand suns with absolutely no oversight and a mandate to "do your worst".

This has such extreme "horse loose in a hospital" energy. No one knows what Essek will do next, least of all Essek! He's never been in control of the power of a thousand suns before! He's as confused as you are!

#it would be DISASTROUS #I'm laughing so hard at this concept #the planet would be gone #essek is so funny because he is both SO intensely at the mercy of the narrative and the world #and also he could genuinely destroy exandria if he was left entirely to his own devices and bored #this is also true of fjord for the record but fjord is even LESS at the mercy of the narrative and world #he makes the narrative his bitch #but fortunately he is far too principled and sensible to actually get that far so exandria is safe from that fate. for now. #anyway I have such a terrible headache and the fact that this keeps making me laugh is nOT helping but it's fine #however I am going to go take some meds and lay facedown in the dark. #essek thelyss #critical role

[ascendingconures]

Mikeyboy, I hope you are well in TMP

#idk man i was just getting experimental with grease penicl when making this i did it in like an hour #michael distortion #michael shelley #tma #tmp #blender #grease pencil #my art #like idk man #hes off center and the framing is terrible but i was bored and wanted to play with gp

[lilekrosc0]

"Art is supposed to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed"

#i got bored #blame tumblr for the terrible quality #guys this is a tiktok trend emdnkeks #onceler #the lorax #onceler fandom #lorax 2012 #onceler fanart

[gabelew]

The reunion of Big Bad Bazz Brigade (and Sidon) I wrote a few words about how each of them works in the group in this particular story. From Bazz's perspective though, so who's to say how truthful those observations are. Typed transcript of my scribbles under the cut:

Captain Bazz's very annoying friend group, as explained by Bazz. So no objectivity at all. Bazz: One sane man (or so he'd like to bielieve) Full of sufferig.

Rivan: Too pretty for his own good. Firmly holds the record of "most bad decisions taken in a lifetime". Direct cause of roughly 80% of Bazz's problems. No concept of personal space. The only truly good person at this table.

Gaddison: Firm believer in "violence is always the answer". Annoyingly observant but refusing to use this power for good. Stupidly strong. Stupidly gay. Sadly, -not- stupid.

Link: Chaos incarnate, no perception of long time consequences of his actions. Weirdly, the best person to turn to for some hones heart-to-heart. Both a teenager and a 120yo at the same time, with all the emotional pitfalls of it.

Sidon: Bazz's boss, Prince, adopted ypunger sibling (in a way) and old friend all at once. Maybe even more. It's complicated. Annoyingly confilict avoidant, desperate to keep everyone happy. Smitten.

Other people Bazz considers his friends, but aren't part of the gang: Kodah, Kayden, Jiahto ---

Of course I have so much more to say about every one of them, and the descriptions vary wildly, based on whose pov we choose to assume. They are all in some ways terrible and problematic, full of various traumas, but also friends who try to do their best. Such is life. There also is a story behind all of it, obviously. I don't know if I'll ever end up publishing the pages upon pages of comics I have about those guys, since it'd require loads of editing and rewrites, and i don't have this kind of time. But on the off chance I will, I want the personalities to be revealed in this way instead of big headcanon dumps. It's more fun this way.

#zora #sidon #big bad bazz brigade #bazz #botw #totk #loz #bazz botw #rivan #gaddison #link #i made them all terrible people in wildly different directions #but rivan is genuinly one good man in all of it #his penchant for making bad decisions makes it so he keeps being friends with them though #also i chose to showcase them at a party table instead of making a lineup to show off their characters a bit better. less boring this way

[justafriendofxanders]

call buffyverse the bermuda triangle because no ship made it out of that shit alive. no marriage finale, no kids, no epilogue. the ideal ending for me where it's just a whole bunch of exes and dead exes in a world where people are constantly coming back to life. multidimensional divorce FOREVER.

#sorry i'm like one of those conservatives obsessed with a particular idea of traditional heterosexual marriage but it's for divorce #to be clear i'm not talking about real divorce just like the people obsessed with Marriage are not actually talking about real marriages #but the IDEA they think it represents #real life is largely too boring and variable to talk about in sweeping terms #but i think the IDEA that two people once in love can fall out of it. unevenly. wretchedly. for the worse. is beautiful. #me watching buffyverse: wow these people are terrible to each other not because they're 'evil' but because they're incredibly human. #hedgehog's dilemma.... just like in my animes.... #no resolution!! only the Struggle of Living forever!!! #whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #buffyposting #btvs

[gortash]

#etxt #bg3 spoilers #quick sharp and terrible............ #enver gortash #bg3 #lol @ 'gorash' am i bored enough to report misspellings to larian? perhaps

[fluffishere]

#terrible awful post #everyone go home #someone got bored on ms paint #<- im someone #american psycho #patrick bateman #fluffishere art

[thelockedtombsexywoman]

#reading this part of the book for this and oh my god it’s so funny #everyone being so mean to Harrow about her terrible soup #augustine joking about how she should confess if she accidentally chopped part of her body off and got it in the food #‘let me give you a list of my favourite foods so you can get them interestingly wrong’ #the fact that line seems to be genuine. man’s so bored of his favourite food he wants it cooked badly just for some variety

[epickiya722]

I just know when Sukuna told Yuji that he's "boring" that Yuji was thinking "I do not give a damn, I'm here to save Fushiguro and kill you, do I look like I actually care to impress you?"

Like, honestly, Yuji has murder on his mind every time he looks at Sukuna.

#sukuna - you bore me #yuji - oh no so terrible... i don't even like you so i don't care??? #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk 247 #itadori yuji #itadori yuuji #yuuji itadori #yuji itadori #itadori #sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna ryoumen

[awsok]

baylan skoll — (former) jedi knight

revenge of the sith by matthew stover / ahsoka 'far far away' / star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith / what will happen by leila chatti / ahsoka 'toil and trouble' / grief lessons: four plays by euripedes by anne carson / in the dream house by carmen maria machado / ahsoka 'far far away' / waiting by marya hornbacher / ahsoka 'far far away' / the wolves pursuing sól and máni by j. c. dollman / revenge of the sith by matthew stover / ivan the terrible and his son by ilya repin / ahsoka 'far far away' / devotion by the staves / lauren bowman / ahsoka 'dreams and madness' / giovanni's room by james baldwin / ahsoka 'dreams and madness'

bonus:

#baylan skoll #web weaving #*holds baylan and shin gently in my hands* you two are both so fucked up #ahsoka #wolfpack #shin hati #star wars #* #*gif #oh and the ivan the terrible painting is in there because of the theory that baylan lost a padawan to the jedi purge #and that loss hangs over his relationship with shin #not sure how apparent that is if you don't already have that theory in mind #okay i need to go to bed #if i post another web weave in the next few days yell at me. i have boring real life things i should be doing #100 #*weave

[flustersnaggle]

THE WORLD, FULL OF INFINITE POSSIBILITIES

aurelia aquareine (she/her), sage of alchemy — cheerful // creative // perfectionist

general: face skinblend // facekit 1 // facekit 2 // face highlights (highlight N1) // face undertones // hairline // brows // eye preset // lashes // eye base // eye sparkle // eyeshadow (eyeshadows N9 glitter only) // eyeliner // blush—... hey, where did it go? // mouth corners // teeth // body preset // skinblend (skin N13 overlay) // skin tints // nails // wrist tattoo everyday: hair (my wedding stories) // hat (helia hat V3) // earrings // choker // dress // boots formal: hair (my wedding stories) // earrings // necklace // lipstick // dress (high school years) // arm bracelet (realm of magic) // shoes (base game) athletic: hair (fashima fro) & headwrap overlay // earrings (base game) // top (throwback fit) // shorts (daisy shorts V1) // socks (artemis socks) // shoes (incheon arrivals) sleep: bonnet (V2) // robes (vintage glamour) // shoes (spa day) party: hair (lisa low fro) // earrings (ashley earrings) // necklace (poolside splash) // lipstick // dress (naomi dress) // bracelets // shoes swimwear: hair (pam puff V1) // top (island living) // bottom (base game) // bracelet (base game) // feet hot weather: hair (penny puff V3) // earrings (base game) // top (eco lifestyle) // shorts (realm of magic) // bracelet (base game) // shoes (incheon arrivals) cold weather: hair (lisa low fro) // hat (seasons) // earrings // coat // gloves (get to work) // shoes (get together) extras: poses 1 & potion // poses 2 // poses 3 // realm of magic icons rip

thank you! — @atomiclight, @pyxiidis, @okruee, @ddarkstonee, @serawis, @sayasims, @meghewlett, @obscurus-sims, @miikocc, @pralinesims, @xiamdeathx, @goppolsme, @squea, @magic-bot, @crilender, @ms-marysims, @clumsyalienn, @raccoonium, @philosimy, @mysteriousdane, @crypticsim, @sheabuttyr, @aharris00britney, @ayoshi, @mapleseed, @qwertysims, @arethabee, @sentate, @lady-moriel, @makesims, @dearie-sim, @hula-zombie

#terribly sorry about her hair blending into the background in the lookbook pics by the way. i've never taken screenshots in live mode before #anyway. got bored so i tried my hand at an alchemy sage #i actually tried keeping her at roughly the same level of extravagance as the other three sages' official designs so she could #somewhat reasonably stand next to them. otherwise i would've made her far more elaborate what with being a sage and all #that being said i am very proud of how she turned out in the end though #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 simblr #simblr #ts4 spellcaster #spellcaster #ts4 sage #realm of magic sage #ts4 lookbook #lookbook #sim: aurelia aquareine #snag's sim tag #...as a bonus treat for reading the tags this far i'll let you in on a secret #aurelia's first name means 'the golden one' referencing gold's alchemical significance and perfection #whereas her last name aquareine is the name of a character from the wizard of oz novels (like how L. faba's name is a reference to elphaba) #AND is a reference to the name of the aqua regia chemical solution as well

[samioli]

honestly. its very funny to me that finding out my father did a very bad thing like. 16 years after the fact made me grow to appreciate other takes on Manfred von Karma other than "he's an abusive monster"

me and franziska are shaking hands over here 🤝

#i just find it hilarious because i was one of those OH HES PROBABLY AN ABUSIVE MONSTER people #but now i realize not only is that take boring and bland #its also very unrealistic #as someone with an already complicated relationship with their father #and also finding out something that makes it even MORE complicated #like by 1000x #just listen to me when i say these things are insanely complex and not at all black and white #me 🤝franziska #'still having fond memories of our fathers despite knowing they did a terrible thing'

[junkyard-gifs]

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore!

... you touch the Mistoffelees? You bap him on the shoulder and expect him to fawn over you like one of your fan club? Oh! Dramatic hissy fits for Tugger!!

Alex Snova as Tugger and Riccardo Sinisi as Mistoffelees; Vienna revival, March 2022.

#tuggoffelees #rum tum tugger #mistoffelees #mistoffeleesxtugger #alex snova #riccardo sinisi #s: rum tum tugger #ss: terrible bore #vienna revival #2021 vienna #220300 #cats the musical #c: mistoffelees #c: rum tum tugger

[sophsicle]

kyd chapter 24

#I HOPE THIS IS OKAY #i felt real good about it #and then we circled back to “actually this is boring and terrible” #and now i just don't know #BUT ANYWAY #tis #here #kyd #fic: kill your darlings #jegulus