#that was one of the weirdest fucking things lmao it was like I was panicking except???? I Wasn’t panicking?????
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Human Things that Confuse Knives Part 2
Made a second one since I had more ideas lol
content warnings: teeth, use bomb in an analogy, mention bruises. this one gets more into the body/anatomy idk what all people are comfy with so just in case
•Knives already thinks dreams are kinda weird, but those surreal ones and the utterly weird ones that just make no sense or seemed so real you wonder if it actually happened? he wants to know what's going on in your brain. Knives will listen to you as you recount your dream, he won't say much or make any facial reactions, but part of him is kinda amazed that your can brain come up with the weirdest, coolest and/or creepiest things ever.
•the concept of having baby teeth and adult teeth weirds Knives out. when Knives learns that you do lose your teeth as a kid he's staring at you like you've just grown a second head. don't tell him that you have wisdom teeth that usually need to be taken out via surgery as a teenager. (Vash is kinda grossed out by it. found out when a kid he was playing with ran up to him and was like 'look! my tooth fell out!:D' he panicked, thinking they got hurt, but it's replaced with horror, disbelief, slight disgust and concern when he finds out every human looses a set of teeth. he hates it a little. has no idea what to do when a kid tells him that a tooth fell out. help him)
•also. imagine Knives surprise when he learns about the appendix. you had been talking with a friend when you mentioned appendicitis and that you had to have surgery. it peaked his interest and when you're done talking, Knives asks about it. he stares at you in uncertainty and disbelief the further you explain. what do you mean there's a small pouch in your stomach that serves little to no function that can essentially become a bomb? Knives doesn't actually believe you until he looks it up. he wonders how humans have survived with bodies like that.
•same wonder when it comes to you having to take vitamins and other supplements because sometimes a body won't produce enough of something or too much.
•the fact the humans shed/lose hair. Knives knows that, but it kinda grosses him out a bit. he hates seeing your hair strands, makes you clean them up. (I hc that the twins just have little to no body hair and they don't actually lose hair strands.)
•double jointed people also weirds Knives out. what do you mean you can twist or bend a joint further than normal? it doesn't exactly creep or gross him out, but he doesn't like it. he'll never admit that, but he won't look/talk to you for a bit after you show off that flexibility.
•Knives is fascinated by the way your skin can change colors. (don't mention that he can turn a lovely shade of red, he gets all huffy.) but, anyways, he loves examining your face, watching as your face gets darker with certain things he does. (also likes seeing your facial expressions. humans are so expressive..) he also likes seeing your bruises and watching as the bruise changes colors over time as it heals. you joked one day that you could give him a bruise of his own that he can watch. he didn't like the joke (he prefers to give you (consensual) bruises.)
•now let's get into reverse Isekai for a bit.
•Knives does not fucking understand social media lmao. why the hell do you have to tell people you've never met what you did or thought that day and why are so many people interested? why do people do stupid things for views??
•he hates online discourse and always tunes you out when you try to talk about something that happened online. he doesn't care and thinks it's stupid.
•do NOT let him find out about stan culture or chronically online people. he's gonna lose any faith he had in humanity again. I wouldn't worry about that too much though. he has zero online presence, never uses social media outside of YouTube and even then he only uses it to watch documentaries or how to videos.
•memes confuse him a lot, especially how fast they come and go. you don't even know how to explain them to him. "why is this picture of a man just standing so funny?" "it just is? I don't know either." how do you even explain memes and internet culture to someone who's never been on the internet lol
•Knives thinks you're really weird if you've got a skewed sense of humor where something dramatically falling over makes you laugh(thinking of that waffle video.) he watches those types of videos with a straight face and when the video ends he just stares at you, wondering if you seriously think that's funny.
•he hates those youtube poop and deepfried videos. not only does he find them stupid and doesn't understand them, but they just bother his ears.
•bonus: Vash thinks the circadian rythym is pretty neat and that some people just know when to wake up. it took Vash a while to develop one, or at least, something like that since he doesn't technically need sleep. it'll never quite be the same though since he doesn't exactly get tired like humans do. it took decades for that type of tiredness to become present, but even still, he doesn't need it to survive.
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Hopping in here again because I would like to know more.
I also would like to add: funnel cake is so fucking good, I highly recommend it. It's basically fried dough with powdered sugar on top, so yea, very American.
As for my asks!
1, 15, 17 & 21 (payback😈), 32, 33, & 45
Ahh thank you!! I love answering these questions! Ily 🧡🧡
Also, that does sound pretty tasty! If I'm ever in America again I'll definitely try some
1. If you have a lighter, what color is it?
I have a few lighters but they're all very cheap translucent plastic. I have a red one for my candles in my room then there's a yellow one in the kitchen that we use for birthday cake candles and stuff
15. What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
Honestly, not a lot of weird stuff has happened to me
Probably the weirdest is how I made all my friends in college - when I got to my first psych class everyone was there already so I panicked and sat in the closest seat, which happened to be next to the four queer people (the only queer people in the class) who also went to school with my best friend at the time so that was a weird but very nice coincidence. They're now all my closest friends
17. An earliest obsession you remember?
In my primary school me and all my friends went through a big Skulduggery Pleasant phase and I bought all of the books and we were all just very obsessed with it
There's not much else to the story lol
21. Your first celebrity crush?
Oh boy oh boy. Cheers for this (jk ily)
This is more of a character crush than celebrity crush but as a kid I was pretty much in love with Marion from Indiana Jones - my parents said I printed out a huge picture of her and stuck it on my door lmao
If we're going for exclusively celebrity then I suppose it would be Tom Holland?? Idk if this should be embarrassing or not?? It was more his characters than him as a person - I just really like Spiderman and he's hot and idk, I liked all his other characters too
32. Do you write better with a pen or a pencil?
I write better with a pen - it just feels smoother and nicer. Also, writing with a pencil makes icky scratchy sounds that I really don't like so if I'm able I'd always pick pen
33. A song that gets stuck in your head?
Hmm, it depends what I'm listening to at the moment but generally the "scream and shout" bit in Axolotl by Cosmo Sheldrake always makes my brain itch delightfully and tends to get stuck in my head
45. Favorite tea?
I'm afraid I don't really like tea (or any hot drinks really). It feels like a bit of a crime seeing as I'm British but it's just not for me :/
Thanks again Zombie!! 💚💚
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Had one of the weirdest dreams after I accidently took a nap and uhmm.
(story in readmore)
So first thing is that I think me and three other people went to meet up somewhere? I think a party. So I decided to sneak up from my Aunt's house into a long car? It had one of my cousins in it and he didn't notice me until I made noise in the very back.
Uhm anyways, after a while and me trying to be outa vision because I wasn't s'pose to be there, I ended up at the place! It was some sort of AI holographic party? In the sense that there were Idols that where "fake", but apparently they weren't because than after a while, a girl with a gun(?? Don't ask why) hit one of the idols on the head with it and she bumped out of the hologram somewhat.
Quietness.
Then for some reason a friend of mine grapes it's head? And than we all rushed back stage and I think one of us had magic to make up teleport away like the 0wl House outro (there was that plant girl.. forgot her name atm). So yeah, we went exploring.
Then we went into a long field, and we kinda exited one of those.. water drain things that look like forbidden slides? There was three of them (where we exited into the field, and two on the far end.), And we decided "hey we need to go over there!"
So we did!
I made a dumb comment about how this reminds me of those Minecraft "invisible" mazes, no one really got it or why it was even brought up :[.
And then we found out we can't go through one exit (also became aware that we look like weird avatars for those MBTI personality things). So we just.. sat down? And talked about a plan.
I was like "hey guys, cant we just try the other door thingy?" And they fucking ignored my idea! Just went and said something in acknowledgment and went back to planning!
But then I saw something that could say "hey! This world is even sick of our shit lmao," because some airplanes came by and made multiple cloud arrows pointing to that exit!
After some more chitchat, another one came by, but only one.
And than another
It was a fucking mouth curser as a cloud.
And why do I know that? Because one of our teammates was like "Sorry.. I don't think I can do this group project anymore" in that stereotypical nerd voice (but fem). After one member spoke some more (probably the team leader now.), The nerd was like "yeah I can help!" And then the mouse clicker clicked on our little land. I was like "Okay! Just please don't mess with me :'D" bc I don't wanna get scrambled, but the others trusted her i guess.
We heard types, talked a small bit, and then an error noise went up!
We kinda got panicked "mostly me", but then after some things we started to get edited????
Like I saw, full screen in my eyes, that happening!
Idk what happened to the other members, but for me they gave me a small body and big head bc of something like "you gotta stay cute :)".
When the edit was done, I just felt the weight of my head not being supported, so I just fell backwards like a bobble head figure with my arms crossed, not trying to feel the weird white comfort/pain(?) Around my neck area.
Then some things happened, like the voice of RTgame accidentally giving out prom tickets to everyone, but we didn't need that so he sent out an apology.
Then I woke tf up with RTgame, his video of "Shadow of Doubt" playing on my fucking nindento switch!
#anyways yeah rhats rhe dream!#for some reason my avatar was jn resemblance of my Mitopia OC (Voim)#lol#♣️.txt#dream
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spiral
— Honestly, what could go wrong when you’re lusting over your close friend and you’re locked in a box with only one way to get out? Well, not a lot, honestly.
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pairing: kaibara sen x fem!reader
warnings: smut, 18+, gloryhole, dirty talk, praise, fingering, sexual tension, reader is a pervert, quirk use during sex (spinning cock lol)
word count: 2,695
a/n: this is the second gloryhole fic ive written, but its completely different from the last time because its like not a cult fic LMAO!!! anyways, I think yall basic shouto and bakugou stans could do well to stan this class 1-b man because when I tell you he is another deviation of the two of them personality wise.... I mean it!
day 5 main kink: gloryhole
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If you had known precisely what you had just gotten yourself into right now three hours ago, you would have laughed at yourself. Without a doubt, there was no questioning that the predicament you had concealed yourself in was one that would bring you great shame once this wall was gone, but for now, you would deal with it.
At the bitter age of twenty, having graduated from the hero department over in Shiketsu High, you had been almost shocked when you were reached out upon by the graduating class over at Yuuei, to come and join their agency. You had accepted it with caution, unsure if you could live a life paycheck to paycheck that was as new as they come. But, it was a decision you would come to never regret.
Or at least, not until right now.
You had been on patrol with your coworker turned friend, Kaibara Sen, hero name: Spiral.
His quirk was an interesting one. A quirk that allowed him to gyrate -- spin -- every limb and ligament on his body. It caused some pretty asshole moves in close combat that not only stung with the piercing metal on his gloves but also sent you flying away. Countless amounts of times, you had pinned him only to spun around like a spinning top and slammed back into the practice mats.
You hated it.
Or well, you hated his quirk in a sensical way (note: do not attempt to beat him through a crowd, he always wins). In the nonsensical, coming of age brain of yours that had been for the most part silenced due to Shiketsu’s no-dating-policy, but as you grew fond of your coworker, frequent workout buddy and sparring partner, you couldn’t help but wonder just if… well… if he could spin his cock.
You would be lying if you said you had never imagined what it could feel like. You wondered if his cock was curved, or if it was straight. Would the veins be prominent? Too many times, when watching quirk-plot porn videos, you found your mind lingering onto his ability, which leads you to scream into a pillow, your hormones both skyrocketing and plummeting in your horror.
You weren’t a perv, you like to remind yourself as you changed into your hero costume. It was merely a rational, human thought! Humans were curious beings, after all! Sure, Kaibara was attractive, and his voice was… so low, deep, and raspy that sometimes you would try to – NOPE NOT A PERV!
Blazing hot cheeks drummed in time with your hammering heart as you finished dressing, hoping to get out and clear your mind with helping out the community as a hero! You were a hero!
Not a perv!
Nodding to yourself in the mirror located in your designated locker, you slammed it close and left.
Unfortunately for you, or fortunately, Kaibara was already dressed in his costume and waved at you in greeting as you approached him.
“Afternoon.”
“Yeah, yeah, shut up!” you flustered, your back stiffening as you continued to stomp ahead, readying to leave the stupid agency and get your afternoon rounds done.
You weren’t a pervert!
With three years since graduating from high school, three years of this agency having been founded, and three years of becoming friends with the esteemed and infamous class 1-A and 1-B from Yuuei, you had learned one thing for sure. This group of Yuuei students seemed to attract the worse kind of trouble like a moth to a lamp.
Without a doubt, you knew that was the reason why you had Kaibara somehow ended up in this horrible, ridiculous quirk from a child that just so happened to manifest their quirk out in the open. And of course, it would be the most humiliating shit to ever happen in the entire world of quirk apparitions.
“Uh, the mother said it’s probably the father’s quirk!” came the apologetic, nearing frantic voice of Deku from outside the steel box both you and Kaibara were trapped in.
You couldn’t even see Kaibara’s face, and the perv in you screamed over the lack of even having his body pressed against yours! No! Nothing! As a matter of fact, there was a divider between you and Kaibara, a giant wall with a hole near your crotch area.
“I can’t believe you idiots got yourselves trapped in this!” came the amused, annoyed, and somehow antagonizing voice of Ground Zero.
“Shut up!” you screamed back. “They looked at us, and it happened! It’s not like we touched the kid!”
“Y/h/n,” Kaibara’s voice sighed, and you felt your face ignite at the sighful tone on his raspy, deep voice. You pouted at the slight scold in his manner and felt yourself looking down in shame as he continued. “Don’t argue with Ground Zero. Hey, Deku, how we get out of this?”
The both of you were silent for some time, the outside world quiet as you waited for an answer.
“Oh, um, I don’t think you’re going to like it…” Deku’s voice laughed awkwardly from outside the box, and you frowned.
“Just tell us.”
“I-It’s uh… it’s a quirk called Gloryhole!” Deku squeaked, and just as you knew the successful and well-recognized pro hero outside of this box was undoubtedly red in the face, you felt your already warm face turn into an inferno. “I-I-It’s exactly… ohmygod!”
“The shitnerd is apparently a fucking perv and can’t finish his stupid sentence. Anyways, this quirk only works on shits like you with unresolved sexual tension and only removes after you use it,” Ground Zero’s voice barked from outside the walls.
“KACCHAN!”
“Shut up, Deku!” Ground Zero fired right back, and you could feel your body trembling at the news. Oh no, your perverted mind finally caught up to you in the worst of ways?! Although he did say unresolved sexual tension, that could totally be onesided, right? “We’ll be back in an hour, get it done, or fucking else.”
They left you, and you realized that despite your panicking pitched breathes, there was no noise coming from Kaibara’s side.
Oh no, this was all your fault!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
“You, uh,” Kaibara spoke softly, and you felt your hands clutch onto the fabric above your breasts. “You have unresolved sexual tension with me?”
“No,” you denied immediately, your forehead crashing against the barrier between you and Kaibara at the blatant, stupid lie. “Yes. Ugh, I do, but that wasn’t something I was planning on telling you!”
“Why not?”
“Because it’s embarrassing? What was I supposed to say when you pin me against mats during sparring sessions? ‘Hey, Kaibara, does your cock also spin? If so, can you fuck me with it?’”
You slap your hand across your mouth, eyes going wide in your panicked embarrassment. That mouth of yours was genuinely going to get your tongue cut off or lips sewn together one day.
It’s silent for a bit, but there’s a sound of clothes ruffling. The rate of your heartbeat seemed to increase exponentially as you saw something shift from the view you had of the Gloryhole. “Well, if you want to find out, I’ll be more than willing to give you a demonstration.”
The pervert you may or not be did not hesitate to respond back.
“Please?”
And you watched as his shadowed figure approached the hole, and a pink-headed cock pushed through the hole into your side. You watched with a gaping jaw at the still-growing cock before you. Without a doubt, it was more than seven inches and was glorious, gravity defyingly curved upwards. It was proud as it was thick, and you watched as the underneath of his cock scraped across the bottom.
A soft grunt strangled in his throat at the cold, rough sensation, and you watched a small, glistening bead of pre-cum appear from the slit on his head. You’re not sure how quickly you dropped to your knees, but you did know that your mouth took him on completely. Within the first drop of your mouth on his cock, you enveloped at least half of his cock in your mouth. A loud bang hit the wall, and you felt a warmth in your chest, knowing that you had already affected him.
Your lips and mouth glided against his length, your tongue pressing and lapping at the underneath of the head of his cock, trying to cock to become as hard as it could be, because it was still growing. A particular needy, near sloppy suck of yours, sent a loud, dizzying guttural noise from Kaibara’s side. A noise that sent liquid heat spilling into your cunt as your hand gripped the base of his cock, bobbing your head slowly, as leisurely as you would allow yourself.
His taste was indescribable, faint yet had you licking his length for more, trying to cover your tongue in his pre-cum.
But the issue with a proud curving upwards cock, was that you found it awkward to choke yourself down his impossibly stubborn curve as he began to thrust his hips to meet your mouth and travel into your throat. Grunt, gasps, and growls seemed to be growing in volume and repetition on his side of the wall as you relaxed your throat, chokes, and gags sounding wet and sloppy on your side.
“Fuck, just like that, wait up,” Kaibara moaned, a thud coming straight above your own head, letting you know that he had pressed his head against the wall. The thumping of his hips on the wall was slowly becoming musical, white noise as you bobbed your head further along his length, throat vibrating with your need to make him feel good. And the weirdest, most surprised splutter came from your throat as his cock spun in direction.
Once curved upwards, making it nearly impossible in the space to take his cock all the way down your throat, was now downcurved. It stretched your jaw out entirely as he didn’t bother to pull away to do it, and your throat stretched out in a way you had never experienced before as you coughed and staggered against his length. But, it was a pain that made your clit throb and allowed his cock to go even further down your throat.
You did what you could only do once your throat stopped hurting, and the sheer pleasure of having your throat stretched out in a more desirably wait set in: you moaned.
It was a long, pitchy noise that you swore you could feel against the steel wall that your free hand supported you against. Your toes curled at the way his intensely thrusting hips faltered for a moment, undoubtedly turned on by your noise if the twitch in his cock said anything about it. You moaned again, and again, and again. You continued to do so against his snapping hips until Kaibara was practically snarling your name with the intention and muttered promises of what he would do to you once the barrier was gone.
Your mind was gone at the point, the promises of fucking you against the window of his apartment that overlooked the Tokyo skyline had you shoving the pants off your hero costume down. Your hand on his cock tightening in its grip, but the one manipulating your pants off, sunk into your cunt, thumb on your clit.
A mewl left your lips as you began to play with your wet heat, and you drove your mouth and head closer to the hole, enthusiastically taking him in further and further.
“Imma fuck you so good when we get fucking out of here,” Kaibara promised, teeth undoubtedly pulled into a snarl, his thrusting in bizarre speeds as you tried to keep some piece of sanity as you continued to finger fuck yourself, all too pleased with him absolutely using your mouth. But, you registered his words just well enough to respond back, choking an agreeing noise as you bobbed your head enthusiastically. “Had I known you just wanted that slutty pussy of yours to be fucked, I would’ve done this with you ages ago. Would’ve pinned you down on that mat, and claimed your cunt as my prize.” Your eyes rolling back in your hormone-induced euphoria, your own dirty fantasies having played that scene in your mind countless times. “I want to hear you choke on my cock more, I want to hear the saliva and drool leaving your mouth. I know you’re fucking your cunt, so do it well enough you’re moaning like a paid prostitute. I promise you, I’ll make sure you never want to see another cock again that isn’t mine!”
A choking, hiccuped, and wet breath expelled from your mouth, and you hadn’t even realized you were crying at the moment. But, you agreed, head bobbing in your agreement.
And so, it continued.
You pushed forward, his length reaching new depths of your throat until you had your nose smashed against the metal, cold wall. Your throat manipulatively squeezing and milking his throbbing cock, tongue, and teeth rubbing against his protruding veins until Kaibara was stuttering out your broken first name.
The wet noises of his saliva drenched cock meeting your drooling throat and mouth grew louder with every slap, and you wanted more. You needed more.
“Fuck, y/n, you take me s-so fucking good. I think you have me entirely in your mouth like the fucking little pervert you are,” Kaibara hotly laughed, a soft thudding from near your chin sending your mind in a feral daze of how it was probably his balls. “Doing so well with my directions, you really do deserve to be fucked properly after this.”
A low, lewd whine strangled from your throat, your hot, swollen lips sucking harshly against the base of his cock as he continues drilling, and the melodic moans from his mouth made it all worth the fact your lips and nose are starting to tingle from the sufficient lack of oxygen. But it’s also your curling, pumping fingers in your cunt that add onto the headrush you get, the slick and essence coating and dripping from your pounding fingers send you into a series of keen and mewls against his cock. And you can perfectly find each sweet little pleasure spot.
You were close, and by the consistent twitching and throbbing of his cock and the thick coating of precum on your tongue, Kaibara was too.
With your impending orgasm, you felt your body begin to tense up, shaking, and moaning with the tipping sensation you loved. And Kaibara, entirely lost in his own passionate, horny endeavors, shook as he slammed into you again, again, and again.
With a fiery determination, your cheeks hollowed out on his length as he pulled out, a resonating “fuck!” screamed from his lips as your tongue swiped at the salty silt on his cock, and it was all over.
You came on your fingers with a loud, pitchy scream, and thick, hot ropes of cum spurted from his cock onto your awaiting mouth, dirtying your face slightly in his heavy ejaculation. Swallowing the cum, a shiver ran down your spine as you quickly cleaned the remaining cum on his cock. Slowly, you removed the fingers in your cunt, and you shuddered at the pulsating heat form your core as you dropped to the floor as his soft cock disappeared from the hole.
Laughing softly, you looked up at the ceiling of the box that was slowly disappearing, allowing fresh air to enter the sex smelling box.
“So, how about dinner?” Kaibara asked, and you chuckled, running a hand through your abused face.
“I don’t think I’m hungry.”
“No?”
“You might’ve proved you can spiral your cock,” you began, turning your head to look at Kaibara, who was collapsed on the floor, barely put together as the two of you locked eyes. “But I still would like to try it out for real while you properly fuck me. After that, if I’m hungry for food, I’d love to go for dinner.”
He laughed, his hand running through his sweaty locks.
“Sounds like a deal to me.”
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Everyone has a Downside, He isn't Excused
vernon x reader || romance || 1.3K words
warning: mention of blood
tbh this is not really romance, it’s a short description of hansol’s life
He was probably the weirdest and the toughest man you passed by in life.
He wasn't afraid of any extreme entertainment; haunted house ride, skydiving, any kind of spice, putting water in extremely hot oil, walking as if he owned the hall when he was ten minutes late to class. He gave a little to no fuck about challenges in life. If his parent put him in a sports club on his younger day and he chose to be a long jump athlete, he probably would be good; or you could send him as a shepherd with no internet connection for two months and he would come back with no scratch; it was some strong kind of endurance partnered with adaptivity, or witchcraft.
So, maybe, maybe that's why God gave him a little downside—that could kill him in a colossal amount but on a usual day it was only mildly annoying.
The boy was allergic to mundane things you stumbled upon in everyday life. He was hardly enjoying springtime when the grass became less green and more colorful, as flowers blossom here and there, because the pollen made his eyes itchy; he couldn't eat peanuts, where it came in so many delicious snacks and foods; he loved cat to death, he probably would have a dozen if it wasn't for his busy life, but he was kinda allergic to them. It was comedy.
Plus, this stupid reckless boy, who was brave enough to punch someone in the face for messing up with his sister or friend, constantly had a wound on his lips; not because of chapped lips and sun combo, nor because of the fighting he had once in a while. This boy just felt like, eh, it's a good day to bite my lips until there was blood on it, and he needed to put an ointment, stay calm for a while and, oh hello another good day; a fridging vicious and addictive cycle.
Though—at first—you didn't understand in the littlest bit of why it became a "cycle".
"It's a reflex," he said. "I don't know, I just bite it when I find something cringe or funnily dangerous."
Except, anything his peer group said or did was cringe or funnily dangerous; from talking with a lovey-dovey tone in public like a romance classic novel to coloring someone's eyebrows with red chili paste—his mates was, suffice to say, insane.
The first time his lips got sore after you dated him, he sent you a chat with a crying emoji and an "aw" , followed by a picture of a drop of blood—as a proof because he was like some kind of an indestructible god until now. It was alarming. You saw blood, meaning pain, and you hurriedly jumped out of your bed, going to a store, and knocking on his door.
The sight in front of you was not what you foresaw.
Well, there was someone who was tired and in—a bit of—pain, and the other was the happy healthy one, but he was the fine one. Standing while hugging his orange cat Leo, with a small scar, yet super red; a little lost.
"Oh, hi!" He welcomed you and ushered you to sit on the couch. "I didn't know you'd come."
"Well, I brought you a compress for the scar," you said, "you sent me a pic and I thought it was painful?"
"Yeah, for five seconds, it's fine by now."
That was one of the oddest and funniest excuses you heard in a whole year, and just like that, your effort went to waste—in your defense though, that was also the first time he sent you a crying emoji.
You sighed out loud, meanwhile, in a flash, he gave you a kiss and a hug and the damn cat was trying to keep it civil with you.
"Thank you for the ointment, by the way. I'll keep it for the next one."
"The next?"
"I get this once in a while."
Glad you bought two because once in a while meant 24/7/365.
Dear God, sometimes you wondered, why were you worried for a man that should barely survive the world, but was actually thriving in life? Seriously, if someone hated him, they could just lock him in a greenhouse or sneak up peanut on his meal, and get done—well, he was an awesome person, so perhaps no one disliked him that much, but—you believed some super force magic must be circling around Hansol.
You should just stay put and enjoy the day—like him.
It wasn't easy.
It took time for you to not get panicked every time his lips bled. For the first fifth time, you bought him a new ointment and compressor; by the eleventh, you tried to breathe and mumbled it's fine, it's just a scratch. It was annoying for you too though, worrying for a grown-up man who made biting lips his habit. But after the twentieth, you had let it go. For someone as pretty and as magnificent as him, this one addiction simply served as a reminder that no one is perfect except God.
Well, another downside, you could go with no kissing for days, sometimes a full week if his scar kept reopening.
Not that it mattered that much though.
You can still kiss him on his eyes and nose and cheeks, and he would press his lips in return, on your knuckles and arms and stomach—though not as strong as you. And his love surging through his hands on your arms, whisper in your ear, and everything in him that was all around you.
Anyway, the third time it happened, you slept in his apartment. It was half-healed at the time you arrived and instantly got better.
His olive-colored sofa was soft and fluffy and comfortable, you probably had been there for almost three hours, devouring the melancholic novel in front of you, with five minutes breaks two or three times to get another drink or go to the bathroom. The sun was barely seen on the west when he snuggled up on you, made you—forcefully—put down your book and wrapped your hands around him instead.
"What?"
"Nothing." He buried his head deeper on your chest, voice muffled. "I just miss you."
"I've been sleeping in this apartment for two days," you ruffled his dark brown hair, "what kind of missing?"
He sat up and let out a witty smile, then he brushed your lips with his. "Missing to kiss you."
You laughed at the rare sight of him being so soft and spoiled. Your fingers voyaged to his jaws, thumbs softly brushing the corner of his lips. The rashes weren't as bad as the first time, it had become flat and the color faded into soft pink.
"Doesn't it hurt?"
"Yep." And he leaned closer to give you another light peck.
"You said it hurts?"
Then another kiss, not quite a peck right now "It does, very faintly."
You pulled yourself and gave a look what are you doing. "Hansol ..."
"Oh, come on. The bit of pain dawns on me after I kiss you, I can't feel it when your lips are on mine. So maybe,"—two kisses, short and sweet—"maybe we can kiss all night long so I don't taste the pain."
And he was gone for the long endless kiss before you could deny any of it. Left hands wrapped your neck, fingers crawling on your back, chest going against each other. You wanted to let go yet wanted his desire too, and in the end, you succumbed.
Well, maybe the aftermath of his habit wasn't that bad.
note: this was supposed to be a short writing under 500 words after my friends talked about Hansol’s constant wounded lips, I thought it was from his allergy, but people said it’s his habit of biting lips lmao. So, I just kept typing and typing describing him and a bit of seventeen dynamic (ofc edited a bit), and end up with 1.3K rambling and a little romance
#caratwritersclub#vernon#hansol vernon chwe#vernon chwe#vernon x reader#vernon scenario#vernon imagine#vernon fic#vernon drabble#vernon fluff#mine:svt#mine:writing
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what is the weirdest experience u've ever had
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔now THAT'S a thinker I mean weird like how???? the only thing I can really think of is... well...
lmao ok so long ago like back in high school I went on a school trip with a bunch of fellow German students to Austria. There were a bunch of us hanging out one night in the upstairs lobby of the tiny lil hotel we were staying at (the only place we could get wifi to like get in contact with our parents and stuff lmao- became the hang out spot for all of us) while outside there was this huge music festival thing going on. I was sat by the staircase looking over the check-in desk (that was unoccupied at the time) when I saw two guys come in like gang busters and hop the counter. I told everyone and we all scattered back to our respective rooms all on different floors. I was on the top floor and when I got there I told my roommate and the girls in the room next to us what had happened. Now they were all terrified. But you see. I wasn't. Because earlier that week, I bought a replica of Sting from LOTR in a little sword shop I found. After about half an hour of them panicking and watching me sharpen the damn thing with a rock I picked up on one of the many hikes (long, arduous and torturous) we went on during the trip, we gathered up, and went back down a few floors to ask our teacher heading the trip what the FUCK was going on- with my sword in tow, of course. You know. For protection. I was ready for the worst. But we got down ok, knocked on her door. Ofc she saw me with my little sword and was desperately trying to hold back a laugh as she explained to us that some guys who owned the bakery next door had gotten the owner's permission to store their keys and stuff behind the desk during the music festival and had just come back in to get their stuff so they could get their stuff back into their shop and close up for the evening. Teacher was very VERY proud of me for looking just so fucking ready to beat ass with my sword tho. Earned the nickname "Little Hobbit" for the rest of my high school career for that and very much lived up to it.
#and I still have that sword lmao. prized possession#I was a whole dumbass but I had the spirit and you gotta commend 16 year old me for that
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for your 800 followers requests (congrats for 800+ followers 😸) could i request azula x reader where azula denies any attraction to the reader but then something tragic happens and that’s when she confesses? sorry if it’s too long or too confusing! thank you!
YESSS I LOVE AZULA LET’S GOOOO
also thank you!!!!
800 EVENT (requests still open!)
warnings: cursing, a bit of angst, fluff, azula refusing to acknowledge her feelings, uhh blood, burns, and this is the longest one until now because i just.......... love azula. also unedited. also a mess.
this girl is bad with feelings
she truly believes feelings = weaknesses so... let’s not do that.
until she meets you
you are one of her close friends, just like Mai and Ty Lee, but there’s something different and everyone knows it.
Ty Lee notices how her voice softens when she talks to you
and Mai notices the little glances she sends your way when she thinks you’re not looking
it’s actually kinda painful to watch
Azula refuses to acknowledge it. she does NOT like you, no, of fucking course not. she’s not Like That. she doesn’t do Feelings. that’s stupid and weak and not like her at all so.................... no
but she still likes spending time with you
she actively looks for you and tries to be around you because you’re not annoying. yes, that’s her reasoning: you are not annoying and you don’t act like an idiot all the time like literally everyone else
she might like your smile a bit
and the way you talk
and the way you move
and, yeah, your laugh is pretty nice to hear
not that that actually means anything lmao
of course not
Azula is not Like That. she refuses to be.
even Zuko knows
it’s impossible to ignore the change in his sister’s attitude when you are close by. she seems to actually enjoy herself for once and it’s the weirdest thing
Azula being happy and not babbling about some world domination bullshit? that’s..... different
she’ll a hundred percent blush if you ever compliment her.
you once told her she looked pretty and her heart started beating so fast she thought there was something wrong and she would die
did not know how to answer
told you to shut the fuck up
you were confused because Azula always tried to be extra nice to you so you definitely didn’t expect that kind of reaction
but you noticed the blush on her cheeks and could only smirk in response
that made her heart beat even faster
she once punched Ty Lee in the face because she commented about how you and Azula made a really cute couple together and should date
Mai got pretty angry at her because of that and you had no idea what was happening
you probably tried to ask her about it but she ignored every single question because she is NOT acknowledging that she Feels Things and that having Ty Lee ask about it made her freak out a bit
I mean, it’s not like she did freak out. of course not. Azula doesn’t do that. never! no! she looks at that stuff and goes not for me. so, uh, yeah, no.
you have no idea she likes you because she has been treating you differently from others since you were children
so you don’t actually notice that there IS a difference
you probably get confused when people talk about Azula being mean or cruel because she’s always so??? soft and??? nice???
you helped her put her headpiece on once and she thought she would melt
she was glad she didn’t otherwise she would have to kill herself to make up for the embarrassment and stupidity of it all tbh
but yeah she’s good with ignoring her feelings and lives like that quote from John Mulaney
yeaaa
until one particular day when you guys are on a mission
trying to capture the Avatar or whatever
and Zuko hits you with his fire
he didn’t actually want to hurt you because you were great and he knew you were probably only working with his sister because you cared for her
yet it just kinda happened???
Azula instantly forgot about literally everything going on around her. the battle stops. Aang and his friends seem to leave but she’s not sure because she’s too busy fussing over you
you have been hit. hard.
your skin is raw from the deep, worrying burns. you’re bleeding (because I just googled it and burns can bleed! so let’s use that piece of information!) and Azula is panicking because you can’t barely breathe from all the pain
Mai and Ty Lee try to calm her down but it’s useless. for the first time in a long time, Azula cries
she knows it’s stupid. she knows you’ll probably be alright soon enough — the burns are bad but not letal. however, at that moment, she’s the most worried she has ever been. for the first time, she considered losing you
and it terrifies her
the idea of not having you around anymore and never actually acting upon her feelings terrifies her
so she holds your hand tightly and cries quietly next to your ear, talking about how she has had feelings for you for years now
talking about how much she cares
about how much you mean to her
and she cries so much your clothes get wet from her tears
you can’t speak because it hurts too much but there’s a warmth building in your chest at all her words and confessions
meanwhile Mai and Ty Lee were looking for help and they finally arrive with it!
your wounds are taken care of as well as possible and both Mai and Ty flee the room as fast as fucking Flash so you can finally talk to Azula
who is now super embarrassed
you tell her you like her too
she blushes and tells you to shut the fuck up again
you laugh because what else are you gonna do
she kisses you and holds your hand until you get better and can move properly and non-painfully again
at last, Azula admits maybe she should have acted on her feelings sooner, since it means she can hold your hand and kiss you and hold you tight
you can only smile
and for her, that’s more than enough.
#azula#azula x reader#azula headcanon#atla#atla x reader#atla headcanons#azula headcanons#THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE#I LOOOOOVE AZULA OKAY#I REALLY DO#nina's 800 event
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i think you’ve done one before where ian and mickey run into trevor? but i’d love another one like that. or caleb. or kash. or literally anyone from the earlier seasons (could even be an old school mate who we don’t know!) and who has a shocked reaction that they are still together/married.
anon said:prompt: ian and mickey introducing each other as husbands at a group event scenario
so because i combined two prompts here, have two blasts from the past!! (though idk who’s gonna be happy to see caleb lmao hopefully the 2nd guest makes up for it) i hope u like it!!! :D
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Mickey loosens his tie as he scans the room, idlywondering when exactly he’ll stop putting himself in uncomfortable socialsituations for Ian’s sake. Then again, Ian walking towards him in his fancyblazer with the top few buttons of his shirt undone and a bottle of beer ineither hand is a very particular fantasy he’s enjoying right now.
“How’re you holding up?” Ian asks, handing one of thebeers off to Mickey and sliding his free arm around Mickey’s waist. It’s prettyfucking ridiculous how quickly it makes Mickey relax but he figures he marriedIan for a reason.
When Ian had first told him about the benefit all theSouth Side emergency services were holding to raise money for a new hospitalwing Mickey had thought it sounded like his own personal version of hell. Buthe’d realised pretty quickly it was also Ian’s personal version of hell so he’dagreed to go.
Now that he’s here he’s gotta admit it’s not so bad.The charming, confident persona Ian used to wear back when he’d drag Mickey toafter-club parties back in the day seems come back to his husband easily enoughwith Ian flashing everyone hundred-watt smiles and schmoozing with thehigher-ups. There have been a few moments where Mickey’s felt uncomfortablestanding next to him but only because of his total lack of understanding aboutall the medical bullshit everyone is spewing rather than him actually feelinglike he’s being excluded from the conversation.
Plus, he can’t help the way he inwardly preens everytime Ian introduces him as his husband.
“’m surviving,” Mickey tells him, leaning into Ian’sside. “This place’s got good beer.”
“Its one saving grace,” Ian jokes, dropping a kiss onMickey’s temple. “Sorry, I know you’re probably bored. Just another hour or twoand we can hit the Alibi.”
The last thing Mickey wants to do is stay out evenlonger when Ian’s standing next to him looking like he does but he hums in acquiescenceanyway. Not like Ian’ll be complaining later on.
“It’s fine, man, I get it,” Mickey says, turning intoIan so they’re facing each other and putting his free hand on Ian’s hip. “You’restill on probation and it’s a fuckin’ miracle your old job even took you back.You need to stay here and act like employee of the month – I know the deal.”
Ian’s beaming at him by the time he’s finishedtalking and Mickey clears his throat, aware his ears are probably turning red.
“You’re the best,” Ian tells him, the words half lostto Mickey’s mouth as he darts in to kiss him.
“Yeah, yeah,” Mickey huffs when he pulls away, tryingnot to act as flustered as he feels. “You can show me how much you appreciateme later.”
Ian’s smile turns devilish and he uses the arm aroundMickey’s waist to draw him in closer. “Oh, I plan to.”
Mickey’s just about to incite a game of chicken whenIan suddenly freezes and Mickey raises his gaze from Ian’s mouth to his eyes.Turning to look over his shoulder he attempts to follow Ian’s gaze but there’stoo many unrecognisable faces around for him to tell who Ian’s looking at.
“What’s wrong?” he asks, squeezing Ian’s hip to gethis attention.
Ian blinks, looking back to Mickey with an expressionthat’s some weird mix of panicked, apologetic and determined. “My ex is overthere.”
Mickey whips around again to look before he remembershe has no clue what Ian’s ex even looks like. “The firefighter?” he guesses.
Ian nods, offering him a tight smile. “Caleb,” hesays. “It’s fine, I don’t think he saw me.”
Which is probably the stupidest fucking thing Iancould’ve said because, of course, five seconds later someone’s calling out adisbelieving, “Ian Gallagher?”
Ian plasters a fake smile on his face and Mickeytakes a moment to pray for patience before he turns around to eye up the guymaking his way towards them. He’s attractive, in that clean-cut all-American way.He looks like the very definition of normal which Mickey knows just translatesto boring in Ian’s brain.
Ian had told him a little about him when they’dtalked shit through in prison. Said he’d been Ian’s attempt at a “normal”relationship that didn’t require all that much emotional effort because he’dpretty much been trying to haul himself out of a depressive episode when they’dmet. He’d also admitted he’d been trying to shove Mickey out of his mind at thetime which had hurt but he gets it, he thinks. God knows, he’d tried to drinkIan away in Mexico. It doesn’t hurt all that much now with Ian’s arm around himand Ian’s ring on his finger.
“Hey Caleb,” Ian greets half-heartedly when Calebreaches them and Mickey takes a drink of his beer to hide his laugh. It’s astark contrast to the enthusiastic friendliness Ian’s been sporting all night.
“How’ve you been?” Caleb asks, all earnestness thatMickey doesn’t trust for a second. “It’s been what? Nearly four years?”
“Yeah, I guess about that,” Ian agrees, voicecompletely neutral. “I’ve been good. I’m-“ he pauses and looks down at Mickeywith a smile that makes his knees weak. “Well, I’m married now,” Ian says proudly, arm tightening around Mickey. “Thisis my husband, Mickey.”
Caleb’s mouth drops open in shock as his eyes flashto Mickey and Mickey immediately feels himself puffing up his chest. He’s readyfor whatever bullshit this fucker tries to throw at him.
“Wow,” Caleb splutters after a beat. “Congratulations.I- you’re his ex, Mickey, right?”
Mickey clears his throat and rubs at his eyebrow,pointedly using his left hand so he can show off his rings. “Not exactly his exanymore.”
“Right!” Caleb says quickly. “Sorry. You get what Imean, just- you two were broken up before.”
“Yeah, almost the biggest fucking mistake of my life,”Ian cuts in and he’s over-exaggerating a little for Caleb’s sake but Mickey canstill tell he means it. “No way am I letting him go again.” He directs the lastpart to Mickey and Mickey can only hold his gaze for a couple of seconds beforehe has to look away, throat feeling thick with emotion.
Caleb looks at a complete loss for words and Mickeyfeels privately vindicated. Yeah, gocrawl back to whatever hole in the past you came from, he thinksmutinously.
“That’s um- I’m glad you’re so happy,” Caleb says finallyand Mickey’s just narrowing his eyes to try and figure out if he means it whenhe hears another familiar voice calling his name.
“MickeyMilkovich?”
And Christ, Mickey never thought he’d ever be happyto hear a fucking cop calling hisname.
He promptly turns away from Caleb, hearing Ian’sexcuse of, “Sorry, an old friend,” before he turns with him and then they’reboth standing face to face with Tony fucking Markovich.
“Don’t tell me you’re a cop now,” Tony jokes andMickey had not expected him to lookso happy to see him.
“I don’t think they let ex-cons join the force,” hesays, blinking in surprise when Tony only laughs. Huffing an unsure laugh ofhis own, he nods in Ian’s direction. “Nah, I’m only here for Ian.”
“He’s my arm candy,” Ian cuts in, moving his arm fromMickey’s waist to drape it around his neck.
Mickey rolls his eyes but watches Tony carefully forhis reaction.
“Glad to hear you two worked shit out,” Tony says,looking painfully sincere, and since when the fuck did Tony the cop know theywere even together? “I was always rooting for you two.”
“I’ve got him locked down all official now,” Ianboasts, flashing his ring proudly at Tony.
“No way!” Tony exclaims, grin becoming impossiblywider. “That’s amazing, congrats! Let me get you two a beer later, consider ita belated wedding gift.”
Ian barks out a laugh beside him and Mickey is soconfused right now. “Hey, how’s your boyfriend?” Ian asks then. And what thefuck?
“We’re living together now,” Tony admits sheepishlyand before Mickey can stop himself he blurts out, “You’re gay?”
Tony laughs, rubbing his neck awkwardly. “Yeah, Ian hadthe same reaction when he discovered that little revelation a few years ago.”
“It’s Fiona’s fault,” Ian tells him conspiratoriallyand Mickey finds a laugh bubbling out of him unexpectedly.
“Dan’s around here somewhere,” Tony says, craning hisneck to scan the room. “Hey, how about I find him and we get that drink? I haveto hear the proposal story.”
“You sure?” Mickey scoffs. “It’s a long one.”
“Eh these things are always boring anyway,” Tonyshrugs, gesturing to the banquet hall at large. “It’ll keep me entertained forthe night.”
Ian snorts beside him and waves Tony away. “Go findDan. We’ll meet you at the bar.”
Tony nods before taking his leave and Mickeyimmediately twists to face Ian once he’s gone. “What the fuck just happened?”
Ian barks out a laugh, depositing his beer bottle ona nearby table to wrap both his arms around Mickey. “The cop that you used toterrorise as a teenager just saved you from an awkward encounter with my ex.That’s what happened.”
Mickey shakes his head in disbelief. “I’ve had a lotof fuckin’ weird social interactions when you’ve dragged me to this kinda shitbut that has to be the weirdest.”
Ian laughs again, hugging him close and pressing hislips to Mickey’s forehead. “Just accept the free beer and remember it’sprobably good for us to have a friend who’s a cop.”
“A gayfriend who’s a cop, apparently,” Mickey scoffs, leaning his forehead againstIan’s shoulder a moment later. “Tony better not cheap out on the beer.”
Ian rubs his hand across Mickey’s shoulder blades, breathinghim in. “Pretty sure he’s on better pay than both of us so I think we’re good.”
“Come on,” Ian says then, catching Mickey’s hands anddragging in the direction of the bar. “I’ll buy you a shot of tequila first tocalm you down.”
“I can think of something else that’d calm me down,”Mickey says pointedly, nodding in the direction of the bathroom and raising hiseyebrows.
Ian halts, sizing him up for a moment and Mickeyknows he’s won before Ian even opens his mouth.
“Tony won’t miss us for a couple of minutes, right?”
Mickey grins, triumphant, and begins towing Ian inthe opposite direction.
He could get used to these benefit things.
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Michael Myers x male reader. Michael fucks his crush he's been stalking at a halloween party in some barn, they get caught by some rude obnoxious straight couple and Michael kills them with a pitchfork. (based on a dream i had lmao)
Every time I write Michael I just default to this image because every time I do someone gets real pissy in my inbox about how Michael can’t be gay.
Anyway! No real trigger warnings other then some slight gore, and slight nsfw (no actual sex but mentions of arousal and Michael’s erection) so reader beware!
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It’s been two years since the last sighting of Michael Myers in Haddonfield. It doesn’t mean all is at peace though. As the Halloween holiday moves closer, people begin getting more and more anxious, yourself included.
Lately you’ve felt as if you’re being followed around. When you try to share this fear with your friends they tell you that you’re crazy, paranoid. Your own boyfriend is among those making fun of you, even going as far as to get a Michael Myers costume just for scaring you.
You’d told him to throw it out, that it wasn’t funny, or even slightly appropriate. After all, you think everyone knows at least someone affected by the Halloween massacre, but your boyfriend had laughed off your protests, chalking it all up to you being angry at having been jumped scared by him in it for the 8th time in a row.
Having a Halloween party is dangerous. But no one listens to you, least of all your boyfriend, what a good partner he is. You don’t dress up, and decide to spend a majority of the night hold up in your room with snacks, soda, and the horror movie marathon playing on tv. Scared or not…it is Halloween, and even you can’t pass up a good movie.
It’s only an hour into the movie when you hear the sound of someone stomping up the stairs, contrasting with the pounding music from below. At first you don’t think much about it, after all, it’s likely just a drunk party goer going upstairs to take a piss. Honestly, you should have brought some beer up to your room with you.
However the footsteps don’t stop at the bathroom by the end of the stairs, they keep going, only stopping directly outside your bedroom door. And more than that, the person tries the handle.
You’d locked it previously. You didn’t want to risk this exact thing happening, either drunk people bothering you, or the odd occasion they can’t find the bathroom, or even worse a pair of horny guests wanting to fuck in your bed.
“Occupied!”
This doesn’t hinder the intruder, infact, the turning of the door handle only increasing in frequencies, almost sounding panicked.
“Who is it?”
There’s no response, but…at least the person stops wiggling the handle.You let out a sigh of relief, the anxiety that had slowly begun crawling its way up your throat stops in its tracks, and you force yourself to relax.
That is…until you realize you haven’t heard the footsteps leading away from your door.
Shit. There’s the anxiety again.
“H-Hello? Are you still there?…”
Slowly you make your way from the bed, slowly walking to the door.
You know they are, not hearing their footsteps, along with being able to see their shadow in the crack under the door.
They’re still there. You’re confirmed by the sudden pounding of a fist against the door. It makes you jump, and you curse under your breath, hand reaching up in stereotypical fashion to feel your pounding heart in your chest.
Having finally had enough you unlock the door, swinging it open to reveal your boyfriend, at least you think it’s your boyfriend. He’s wearing the same Myers costume he had been wearing the last you’d seen him, except it seems like now he’s added some fake blood to the coversalls.
“You ass!” You fist comes to hit his chest, it’s nowhere near hard enough to actually hurt him, but maybe it’ll get it through to him just how tired you are of him scaring you.
“You really scared me!”
And in the fashion of The Shape, your boyfriend simply tilts his head at you. “Seriously, it’s not funny.”
He doesn’t respond, but for the moment your no longer fearful. Even when he takes your hand in his own, they feel kind of rougher than you remember, but you don’t question it. Allowing him to lead you out of your room, down the stairs, past the hoards of your drunk peers, and out of the house entirely.
“Where are we-” You don’t get to finish the question. You don’t know when he’d pulled up the mask, but he had, pushed just past his lips to capture your own in a kiss.
It’s hot and heavy, more so than you expected. He’s kissing you like he’s afraid you’re going to disappear. It’s a level of passion you haven’t felt in your relationship for a very long time. You don’t know what’s changed with your boyfriend, but you like it.
He wraps his arms around you, under your ass, lifting you, urging you to wrap your legs around his waist. A silent instruction which you eagerly follow.
Now securely lifted up, and still connected at the mouth you feel your boyfriend carrying you off further and further away from the house. Not that you mind.
It’s only when you part for air that you realize the two of you have made it to the old barn behind the house.
The barn is a shoddy old thing, use as a shed by your parents when the house was yours, and now mainly gone to disrepair under your ownership. But it’s not the weirdest place to make out. Infact, when you were a teenager you often snuck out to the barn to meet with your various boyfriends.
That was long ago though, and now the disrepaired shed fills your nostrils with the scent of mildew, and wet wood. Not the most sensual scents.
Your attention is drawn back to the task at hand when you notice the tug of hands fumbling with your jeans. It’s obvious your masked lover wants them off, and now.
“Here- Let me down, I’ll take them off.”
You’re listened to, gently sat back to your feet, where you quickly begin to discard your pants. There at your ankles when the two of you are walked in on.
The giggling couple attacked by the hip. You don’t recognize either of them, signs that they’re both friends of your boyfriend. The woman is already shirtless, and pinned against the bad door by her boyfriend or one night stand or…whatever, you’re honestly not sure.
You quickly try to hide your shame, or pull your pants back up, but you’re stopped by a single hand giving you a finger. The classic sign for “one moment”.
Still…despite the really uncomfortable situation, you stall, holding your pants in your hands, while simultaneously hiding the bulge in your briefs from the unwanted guests.
In retrospect you aren’t sure what you were expecting when you saw the towering hulk of a man you assumed to be your boyfriend walk over to the straight couple feeling each other up, maybe tell them to fuck off, or find their own makeout spot, still you weren’t prepared for what was to come.
The realization hit you as you watched the offending girls head smashed into the barn wall until she was unrecognizable that maybe…just maybe this wasn’t your boyfriend. It’s a fact that shouldn’t have aroused you as much as it did, especially as you continued to watch this man kill the remaining intruder by stepping on his windpipe until his panicked sputtering breathes stopped entirely.
Definitely not your boyfriend.
But as the looming shape in the Myers mask makes his way back towards you, and you notice the obvious erection in his coveralls you decide you don’t actually care that much.
#Michael Myers#michael#Halloween#halloween imagines#michael myers x reader#horror imagines#horror movie imagines#slasher#Slashers#slasher imagines#slasher x reader#slashers imagine#slashers x reader#slashers imagines#gay reader#gay reader insert#male reader#x reader#reader insert#xreader#male reader insert#male imagines
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How about all the questions ;)
skdsjf ofc u would get me back for that, under a readmore bc theres a lot!
When was the last time you masturbated?
Yesterday! Had a.. very hot convo w my gf
Do you enjoy being fingered/fingering?
Uhh the only time Ive had it done to me the person had to stop bc they got uncomfy with it and it was overall just a bit odd,, wait it happened a second time and their nails were too sharp also sdkfhsdh I feel like I could get to like it though? If its like, actually properly done rather than my current experiences sdhfk
How do you feel about food during sex?
nno thanks mostly? I guess it can kinda depend on the food though idk, like if my gf suggested somethin I might not mind trying it out depending on what it was yknow
What do you do directly after sex?
um.. well afaik just kinda lay/sit in a daze for a moment, mayb have some water, get real clingy, kind of have to be nudged into doing stuff bc i guess my brain just stops working skjdfkj
Cuddle with the tip in?
Hell yeah. cuddle with it all in. sounds good.
What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve done?
I don’t think I’ve really done anything nasty sdjkfsj all the sex ive had has been quite brief and vanilla idk
Name a follower you would fuck.
@you-better-make-me!
Name a follower you have fucked.
None..
What’s the sexiest part of your body?
Idk man I guess my thighs are ok people seem to like them anyway
FuckMarryKill: DJ Khalid, Rick Ross, Fat Joe
Am i supposed to know who these people are
Would you ever be with a trans person?
i think the real question is would i ever be with a cis person (yes i would be with a trans person i am with 2 trans people and i am trans and i havent dated anyone cis since i was like 15)
Riding dick or doggy style?
yes
Ever fucked in a school?
Nope
Most random place you’ve had sex?
havent really had sex in a random place lmao just beds
Would you ever be part of the mile high club?
maybe..? thats having sex on a plane right. idk. maybe
Name three of your spots.
what does this mean fkjd
Fuck on the first date?
Depends
Do you suck dick?
I’m sure gonna try!
Do you eat ass?
Idk maybe not skdfjhsjk
Do you eat pussy?
Haven’t yet, nearly did, got too nervous sdkjfh
Do you like kissing?
So much!!
Is farting during sex sexy?
I.. I mean its not sexy but like im also not gonna have a negative reaction. unless its me. that is something im admittedly very nervous about fkjd
Ever fucked in the shower?
Nope
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Uh............ good question. 19 or 20 i forget if it was before my birthday but within the last year. unless you only count penetrative sex, then I haven’t yet
Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Y..yes? I suppose afternoon/night is usually a better time, morning is jsut sleepy and trying to remember how to exist hours
Do you like drunk sex?
Haven’t had it but I do get horny when I drink, wouldn’t be against trying it with someone I trust
Do you like high sex?
Again never had it! And I haven’t really been high either so Idk
FuckMarryKill: Nicki Minaj; Cardi B; Kash Doll
N..none for any
When was your first kiss?
I was like 13 I think
How did you meet the person you lost your virginity to?
College
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Nope. Wait maybe. Kind of. Idk when I was younger I was with this guy who would try get me to touch myself n I hadn’t figured out how to make it feel good so I’d just lie and say I was when i wasnt bc i didnt wanna do it so maybe at some point i said i came when i hadnt sdfhks
Ever painted/been painted on?
Yeah but not in like a horny way, my ex would paint on my hand as kinda their way of flirting with me
You like sex toys?
Sure
What’s your favorite sex position?
Personally think missionary is underrated bc that closeness and being able to cling just sounds v good but also getting fucked from behind face down ass up also sounds,, v good lately
Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?
beddd, maybe couch, floor just seems uncomfortable
Do you like car sex?
Never had it, just seems a bit awkward but I guess I’d be open to trying it
You get instantly horny; what happened?
My neck got bit!
FuckMarryKill: Trey Songz, Chris Brown, August Alsina.
Kill chris brown. idk who the others are
Describe your crush.
Don’t have one!
Woukd you ever be with someone with an incurable STD?
Uh... Idk? I mean, theres preventative measures for basically all std’s right? So as long as those are taken so i dont also get it I guess it’d be ok
Rate your head game.
No clue dkfhdsj
Rate your sex.
Awkward!
Would you fuck someone outside of your race?
?? yes. what kind of question is this
Describe the type of freak you are.
idk what this means but what first came to mind was ‘pet’ so take that as u will
Ever tasted your own nut/cum?
Sure
Into golden showers?
Nope
Body count: Under or Over 25?
Wayyy under
How do you feel about nipple play?
Uh depends! Not into being harsh like clamps etc just seems like itd hurt n not in a good way, but playing w/ them w ur hands and sucking on them. very good
Where do you like to be nutted on?
chest/stomach seems good
Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?
bottoming
What do you consider “too small?”
Idk man dick is dick idc
Is play fighting foreplay?
It sure can be!
Do you like angry sex?
In concept maybe, in reality itd just kinda scare me
How long should a quickie be?
Idk.. quick
How long is “too long” to have sex?
Idk sex ends whenever one of u wants to stop, don’t think u can go too long if ur both comfortable with it
How long is “too long” to go without sex?
Listen i.. am not the person to be asking this I’ve had sex maybe 3 times spread out over almost a year. i have never regularly had sex
Is “no” relevant in a relationship?
Incredibly relevant!! Always!! Unless you’ve discussed beforehand that its ok to ignore it and have a safeword in place instead!! and then that safeword is not to be ignored!!
Do you believe in no-strings-attached sex?
Sure but idk if i could do it
Would you have sex in a public bathroom?
mmmaybe....
Would you have sex in a changing room?
mmmmmmmmaybe
Who was the last person you had sex with?
My ex
Describe your type.
Idk I have the weirdest type i think they have like nothing in common then theyll all turn around and be into the same stuff or something its v strange
Name 3 turn-ons.
Biting, just making out sometimes tbh, skin contact in places usually covered by clothes or under clothes..
Name 3 turn-offs.
Umm. i definitely have turn offs but whenever im asked my mind goes blank. I guess being overly rough, hair pulling im undecided on tbh, and oh i usually dont like having my ass smacked but idk if itd change if it were like.. in the middle of sex
Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex.
Bad pain or panicking or it seems like the other person is uncomfortable. or someones knocking on the door for some reason sdkfjs
Would you answer a phone call during sex?
no omg
Would you ever pay for sex?
Nah.
Would you accept money for sex?
Uh. Maybe? Wouldnt ask for it tho
How do you typically feel after sex?
Mostly affectionate and good, but w the last person i was with sometimes it seemed like they just wanted it over and done with so i would get kinda nervous and guilty over that,, idk
Do you like your body?
Nah
Ever sent nudes?
Yep
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yeah he was abusive
Have you ever been cheated on?
Idk, maybe, wait i think the guy i cheated on tried saying he cheated on me too but idk if he was just trying to get back at me so
Would you have a threesome?
If I trust the people sure
Would you have a foursome?
Same as above
Would you take part in an orgy?
Uhh idk maybe, same as above applies tho
Would you let’s train be ran on you?
Again if I trust the people yeah sure
How often do you masturbate?
Idk it really depends sometimes im really horny and its like daily maybe more than once a day and then sometimes i just dont for like. a while
Sex with the lights on or off?
on.. how are u meant to see what ur doing otherwise sdjkhfs
Sex with music or tv in the background?
Sure, idc really. Though i have a thing if its like.. kids stuff.........dont do that..........
Do you have a cousin you’d fuck if you weren’t related?
wtf no
In your last relationships, rate the sex?
Uhh... good? I mean, good at the time, though like i said sometimes felt a bit rushed, and that now makes sense and i have very mixed feelings on it but mostly guilt bc the person i was with has since said they werent really into it. so.
Do you sleep naked?
Nah I at least have underwear on
How often do you go commando?
Never
Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?
Nope
Do you dive right into sex, or converse first?
Uh, depends? Talking about it beforehand or even during can be good though. But i guess it doesnt have to be Right before it, it can be a bit in advance
After taking your clothes off, what’s the first move?
Kiss.. touch,, etc,,
Do you make the first move?
Um. w my ex i kinda had to bc as i said, i later found out they werent really into it. other than that i generally dont tho bc im very nervous abt all that, kinda especially after that discovery hdfbghf
Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
Nope
Do you like dryhumping ?
Sure
Can you twerk or do a split on a dick?
Probably not
Have you ever been recorded during sex?
No but I’ve had a dream abt being recorded sucking someones dick it was weird
Do you watch porn during sex?
W. who does that. how can u focus on that. why would u watch sex when ur having sex skdjfhsjdk
After fucking, do you try becoming friends with a one night stand?
Never had a one night stand
What’s your kink?
Praise! Marking! Collars!
Would you hook up with the same hook-up again?
I don’t think i could have a hook up tbh so no
Ever made a relationship from a one night stand?
nope
How romantic are you during sex?
uh.. idk havent rly had chance to try being romantic during sex but soft sex sounds v good imo
Describe your sex in 5 words or less.
in my experience so far? nervous and kinda awkward
#god rip to my gf when every question i answer abt what its like having sex w me is just 'uh! awkward!'#Anonymous
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Your name, please?
Robyn.
Are you heartbroken right now?
No, my heart’s doing okay.
If so, how long have you been heartbroken?
Do you like the area you live in?
I like that it’s a lot quieter than the metro, but we get everything we could also get in the city nonetheless. Right now it’s just a little unsettling since the Taal Volcano erupted and we have ashfall land all over our house, but otherwise where we live is pretty decent and uneventful for the most part.
Do you ever get complimented on your eyes? What color are they?
It’s not my strongest feature so no, not really. They’re dark brown/almost black.
What facial feature do you like the best on a person?
Everyone has their different strong suits, so.
Do you like to be called baby?
Only by my parents and my girlfriend, because otherwise that would be creepy.
What is your favorite flower?
I like roses, sunflowers, and peonies. Idk, my answers to this question changes every time so it’s safe to say they’re only my favorites today.
When did you last use the restroom?
Five minutes ago. I went before starting this.
How long is your hair?
Pretty long. I haven’t had it cut since late in 2018; if I throw my head slightly back it already reaches my hips. I plan to keep it long until my graduation shoot, so I won’t be going to the salon for at least another month.
Do you have braces?
I used to.
Do you have any freckles?
Nope.
What is your favorite Internet meme?
There was a local meme going around last week and it involved people making hilarious puns out of celebrity names and pairing them with Photoshopped pictures of the celebrities to match the pun – for example, a local celeb named Rico Blanco was styled as Rico Blanket and a photo of him was shopped so that he’s in bed wrapped in a blanket :(((( OK IT DOESN’T SOUND FUNNY RN but all the entries were hilarioussssss I swear. Unfortunately everyone hopped on the meme train and it died in like a week.
How many windows does your room have?
Two big windows but each have four tiny window panes in them that can be opened.
Do you have a rug in your room? What color is it?
No. My dog likes peeing on rugs so we don’t like having them laying around.
What is the weirdest animal you've ever held?
I don’t think any animal is weird... but the coolest ones I’ve ever held are a snake, an eagle, a sea turtle, and a crocodile. The first three I got to meet in Bali, and the crocodile was from Palawan.
Do you get extremely hyper when under the influence of sugar?
No. I never really believed in that either.
What about caffeine?
I get pretty talkative, yes. I also talk like I have built-in exclamation points lol.
Have you ever tried any drugs? If so, did you regret it?
No, I haven’t.
Do you have any pregnant friends?
None of my friends are, but I can never be sure anymore when it comes to people I know. I always say no to this question, then sooner or later someone I know gives birth kfdgkdjfhd like a classmate from high school just had her third kid and no one even had any idea she was pregnant again. Guess I’ll just keep answering this question with a shrug.
Have you seen anyone lately that you knew but didn't remember from where?
Yeah, this was me for a few seconds when I arrived in my history class for our first day last Friday and I saw several people that I knew I know, but I had to recollect my thoughts. I eventually remembered who they were, but for a few seconds I was stumped.
When was the last time you toilet papered or egged someones house?
I’ve never done this, because you don’t do this in the Philippines.
Do you usually dress up for Halloween?
Some years I would.
When ordering food, what do you usually get as a drink?
I always get ala carte because I only drink water (I get full quicker if I have any other drink), and service water is always there.
Put your favorite color and favorite animal. EX: Silver walrus
Pink dog.
When drawing something, do you try to be super precise or do you not care?
I don’t care for drawing and am aware of just how bad I am at it, so I barely make any effort when I have to.
When was the last time you snapped at someone?
Sunday morning. My mom was playing a mobile game where the character will only be able to move if you scream, so she was screaming her ass off at 7 AM and I was worried it would wake the neighbors up.
Does it bug you when people clap with their palms?
HAHAHAHAHA like Nicole Kidman? Oh man. I’ve never actually seen someone clap the way she did in real life, so I don’t know if it would bug me. I know it’d send me laughing, though.
Have you hugged anyone today?
Just my dog. Classes have been suspended because of the Taal erupting, so I’m not seeing anyone else today.
How many languages do you know how to say 'happy birthday' in?
Filipino, English, Spanish, French, and Korean, so make that five.
What language would you like to learn that you don't already know?
Korean, just because I watch so many Korean shows as it is lmao.
Are you able to take this language at your school?
Yes, but it’s not required in my curriculum so I’ve never taken a Korean language elective.
Have you ever been into a bar?
Yes, I’ve always preferred bars to clubs so I’ve gone to a lot of them.
What ethnicity are you?
Broadly, Austronesian. But specifically, I’m Filipino, and even more specifically, Tagalog.
How much makeup do you wear?
None. I usually wear makeup only for special events, or if I absolutely had to, like for my graduation shoot.
If you could fly, what kind of wings would you have?
I’d like pink sparkly ones please hahahaha.
Write some lyrics from the song stuck in your head right now.
Nothing’s playing in my head at the moment.
Do you like that song?
Would you describe yourself as 'fiesty'?
You mean feisty? I can bring out that side of me if I have to, but I’m not naturally it.
How corny is High School Musical in your opinion?
Pretty fucking corny. But I love the series and it’ll always be an important part of my childhood, so I’m never going to hate it.
Have you actually read Twilight?
Yes. I don’t know how I started getting into it though; I just remember it became insanely popular in the fourth grade and all of a sudden I wanted the Twilight boxed set for Christmas.
What about Harry Potter?
Yes, I read most of the books. My sister got into HP when she was aroundddd 10-11ish and my parents also got her a boxed set, so I borrowed each book after she finished them.
Out of the two, which is better?
Twilight.
Name a member of the Beatles!
Ringo Starr.
Who was the name of your first crush?
My first real crush was Andi.
How long ago was that?
Eleven years ago.
Do you still know that person?
She migrated to New Zealand nine years ago, so we got disconnected for a long time and that’s when we got cut off. We’re Facebook friends now, but it’s never been the same. Happy for her, though.
Can you handle your emotions very well?
Usually I can, but when I’m at my breaking point then I’m at my breaking point.
How often do you read books?
Once every five years :(( JK uhhhhh I read loads, just not from books, and particularly not anything fictional.
Are you the jealous type?
I can be when there’s reason to, yep.
Are you the type of person who gets jealous of people's pasts?
No. And usually people regret their past, so I don’t feel jealous about that.
Have you ever gotten an ear infection from riding an airplane?
No. My ears were incredibly uncomfortable during my first plane ride though, and it didn’t help that I was already panicking long before the flight started. Anyway, my ears never fully ~popped and I was like 80% deaf for the entire plane ride.
When was the last time you witnessed someone throw up?
The last time someone threw up, it was me lol. But if we’re gonna be strict about the question, it wassssss last April I think.
When was the last time YOU threw up?
Sometime around May last year.
Do you know anyone who faints at the sight of blood?
ME. I’m anyone who faints at the sight of blood. Maybe not literally faint but I do feel super nauseous and weak and dizzy and I’d sometimes gag too.
Hmm. I wonder how those girls have their period.
Yeah well it’s not a very fun 3-4 days for me, my dude.
Don't you just love the Cottonelle puppy?
I don’t know what that is.
Can you do any 'magic' tricks?
No.
Do you know how to play Checkers?
I used to as a kid, because we used to have lots of board games. But since it was the game we barely ever played, I eventually forgot the rules.
What clubs are you in at school?
I’m in one of the two journalism organizations, and I also joined the graduation committee this year so that I get to contribute something for our batch :)
What do you fear most in this world?
Either falling from a very high place or drowning. And injections.
What do your siblings fear most in this world?
I know my sister is afraid of big crowds, chaotic situations, and small spaces. I don’t know what my brother fears, nor do I really care.
What was the last sentence you heard anyone say?
I’m listening to a mukbang ASMR right now and the last thing the girl said was her basically describing what she’s about to eat.
Is Taylor more of a boy's name or a girl's name?
I know we’re not supposed to care about this anymore, but if I really had to think about this question I see it as a boy’s name. But I also see that it works on girls just as nicely, so.
What about Dylan?
Boy’s name. But it sounds so badass on girls, and I prefer it as a girl’s name.
What colors are the eyes of your family members?
Dark brown/black. Filipinos all look the same, dude.
Are you related to anyone with red hair?
No.
Do you know anyone with super super green eyes?
Other than celebrities, no.
What color was your hair when you were little?
It has always been black.
What color is it now?
^
Were you a chubby baby?
I was a pretty chubby young kid especially from the ages of 3-5, but I was an okay-sized baby/toddler. I’d be surprised if I was chubby considering my mom and dad are both slim.
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Not a fan of those.
Do you know anyone with a mullet?
No, I don’t think so.
Put down a random word here.
Watermelon.
What is your favorite fruit?
Avocado.
Now what is your favorite flavor of lollipop?
Chocolate.
If you combine your 2 above answers and make a perfume would it smell good?
Probably not. They’re so different.
Do you always feel like you have to be the best?
Yes. That’s why I always take it hard when I end up not being that.
Are you looking forward to summer?
Yes, because I’ll get to rest. No, because it will be my last summer until I die.
Are you wearing socks right now or are you barefoot?
I’m barefoot. Socks always feels like they’re there, and I don’t like that feeling.
What's on your favorite necklace?
I’m not regularly wearing any necklace these days.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
Around seven, which is okay for me.
Which is better: gingerbread or butterscotch?
Caramel or peanut butter?
Nutella or chocolate?
Do you own an iPad?
We own a family iPad, but no one’s used it in a while. I was the one who used it last as a means to work and communicate, back when I broke my phone and didn’t have a new laptop yet in my first year of college. I honestly hope that iPad never dies on us, since there’s a load of great memories there.
Do you watch Glee?
No and as someone who hates song covers, I think I’m better off not watching it skksjfdhgfg.
How hard is it for you to get out of bed in the morning?
When that day would require me to do something I dread, like attend a class I hate, it will be a lot harder for me to get up. But generally I’m pretty okay, as long as I set my alarm 30 minutes to an hour before I actually have to get up so that I have enough time to properly wake up.
How many books are in the current room you're in?
I’m in the dining room so there are zero books around.
Have you ever witnessed an aircraft break the sound barrier?
No. I also never really knew what that means, but I know I’ve never seen that.
Do you keep a sketchpad in your room?
I don’t draw, so I never needed one.
Is there anything you do right before you go to sleep?
Put water on my dog’s bowl – he likes drinking before we doze off.
What color is your favorite purse?
I only use one and it’s pink.
How much money is currently in your wallet?
₱2,000.
Do you get an allowance?
Yes.
How many songs are on your iPod?
Don’t use an iPod these days.
Do you usually have sweet dreams or nightmares?
My dreams are either weird or nightmares. I never get any sweet ones.
How has the weather been lately?
It’s a little gloomy and cloudy. I don’t know if it’s an effect of the volcano eruption nearby, or if the weather is just like this.
When was the last earthquake you felt?
It was either August or September.
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About Us Tag
Sooooo we were pleasantly surprised to see that we were tagged. The rules go as followed: tag the person who tagged you, answer the questions, and tag 10 people. Thank you, @razzledazzlemfs for tagging us. So....
-How tall are you?
Lovie: I’m 5′4
Alex: 5′9″! Which is a pretty good height because I’m short enough to not tower over everyone but tall enough to make people think twice about fighting me.
-What color and style is your hair?
Lovie: Uhhh, really depends on the type of day I’m having. I have very curly hair so sometimes I just throw it in a bun, sometimes I just let it down and mousse it (TRESemmé Flawless Curls Mousse) if I’m feeling fancy. Oh, it’s also black.
Alex: Straight as hell, a bit past shoulder length. It’s also dyed black, but my natural hair is a really dark brown so you can’t really tell the difference! I don’t do much with it because I suck at hair but I do put it up a lot since I’m not used to having it long. I kept a pixie cut/short bob for a while!
-What color are your eyes?
Lovie: Dark brown.
Alex: A muted blue
-Do you wear glasses?
Lovie: No, but my blind eyes should. I’m nearsighted. I was going to get glasses with my next paycheck but like...I also really want makeup.
Alex: Yeah. I used to only need them for reading and I can still survive without them, but my eyesight has definitely worsened. Staring at a screen probably doesn’t help.
-Do you wear braces?
Lovie: No, I do not.
Alex: No, and I never have. I got lucky in that department!” (can’t say that for everything else though oof)
-What’s your fashion sense?
Lovie: I would describe my fashion sense as...”I want to be edgy but my mom won’t let me.”
Alex: Functional, preferably with a darker color scheme. The general rule for me: If I can’t run from the authorities in it, I won’t wear it. At least not regularly!
-Full name?
Lovie: Lovie.
Alex: Alexandria, but Alex is always preferred!
-When were you born?
Lovie: July 21, 1997
Alex: September 29, 2000. I’m a Libra baby :)
-Where were you born and where do you live now?
Lovie: I was born in South Texas and still live in South Texas.
Alex: San Diego, and I still live within the county!
-What school do you go to?
Lovie: I dropped out for a semester so I could work but I’m going back in the fall. I should have a bachelor’s degree but because the school I was going to for two years shut down I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN! BOI I LOVE COLLEGE!
Alex: I’m just going to community college right now because I don’t know what I’m doing with my life. I’m an anthropology major, but I might switch to biology since I’m really interested in genetics. I’m also thinking of doing communication studies. I really need to figure it out so I can choose a direction!
-What kind of student are you?
Lovie: I’m a surprisingly good student considering the fact that I am charged out the ass every semester. All you gotta know is that I pass my classes. I ain’t out here lookin to be an overachiever. I’m trying to pass.
Alex: I could be better because although I get good grades and manage to grasp material pretty well, I bullshit my way through EVERYTHING. It’s a bad habit but I never study as much as I should and almost never know what’s going on in class until I get there.
Oh my god, am I Luca? Fuck, I think I’m Luca!
-Do you like school?
Lovie: Not even remotely. I enjoyed it somewhat until I had to start over again at square one and now I’m completely demotivated. The only thing preventing me from dropping out of college altogether and becoming a stripper is the reality that I lack the sex appeal, athleticism, and people skills to be a stripper. College is the only other option for me.
Alex: I think it’s alright. There’s a lot of crap and money you have to go through for a degree so I’m considering going into a trade for my first career, but I might take a couple more classes before I finalize that decision. I need to try out more before I shut it down completely!
-Favorite subject?
Lovie: English and History. I’ve always excelled at both those subjects.
Alex: I love social sciences and regular sciences! Science rules!
-Favorite TV Show?
Lovie: The Tudors has been a favorite of mine since high school but right now, Game of Thrones and Roman Empire.
Alex: Imposters! It’s about a con artist that gets people to fall in love with her before she steals all of their money and disappears, but her last three targets team up to track her down and go through an incredible journey through the US and Mexico! It’s funny and cool and has a touch of romance. It’s extremely underrated!
-Favorite Movie?
Lovie: I will ride or die for Clueless, Mean Girls and 10 Things I Hate About You. I have a lot of movies that I greatly enjoy but those three movies never fail to make me laugh or feel better if I’ve had a bad day.
Alex: I’ve never been a huge movie person but for some reason one in particular sticks out to me. It’s called Hush, it’s a horror, and it scares the absolute shit out of me. Last time I watched it I put on Thor: Ragnarok on after so I wouldn't be so freaked out!
-Favorite Books?
Lovie: This is a hard one, honestly. I’ve read so many books that I can’t pick one but I remember ‘The Night Circus’ by Erin Morgenstern having a large impact on me in high school.
Alex: Oof.... I have no clue! The entire Percy Jackson series is always a favorite, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde is close to my heart, and The Great Gatsby was my favorite out of what I read in high school. That’s what I can choose right now!
-Favorite past time?
Lovie: I have a habit of writing a lot and then never posting it. So probably either writing privately or shitposting on this blog.
Alex: Mostly research on my current interests (at the moment it’s houseplants, gardening, and dog breeds), posting on my finsta, and watching YouTube videos or Netflix. When I wanna get crazy I’ll put on a song and click the YouTube mix playlist button.
-Do you have any regrets?
Lovie: None that I feel comfortable discussing in a tag meme.
Alex: Not being more assertive and every penny I’ve ever spent (I’m very broke at the moment and sad about it lmao).
-Dream Job?
Lovie: I’m still debating if I want to be a museum curator or an English professor but I would love to be a professional writer. Like an author or a writer for a game or tv show.
Alex: I really don’t know! All I know is that I like working with people, I like a chill work environment, and I like a job that has meaning to me. Working two months in fast food taught me all of those things! I’m still searching for what I want to do but I’ll find it!
-Do you like shopping?
Lovie: I do actually. It’s fun when I’m impulse shopping after having a bad day.
Alex: I like it so much that I have lists of random shit that I’ve seen online that I want to get. I have a weird rule with myself though, where I have to sit on it for 24 hours before deciding if I really want it so I don’t wipe my bank account. I find it helps, but it also makes me realize that I want the weirdest shit. Like a tortilla blanket, or a mug with a mug on it.
-What countries have you visited?
Lovie: Mexico and Jamaica
Alex: I’ve been to Mexico but I don’t really remember it, the Bahamas, and I don’t know if it counts but I’ve been to some of the US Virgin Islands!
-Scariest nightmare you ever had?
Lovie: If I didn’t have such a shit memory I’d probably be able to answer this.
Alex: I couldn’t see anything but I could hear the sound of machinery and people screaming in pain. I remember feeling this intense heat underneath me getting hotter, and when I struggled it felt like I was swinging. Finally, after what felt like an hour of panicking and trying to figure things out I realized that I was being cooked alive in a burlap sack along with many others, suspended above something hot. And then I struggled one more time, the bag broke, and I woke up right when I began to fall. That was over ten years ago but that’s gotta be the worst.
-Any enemies?
Lovie: The WH writers.
Alex: Tom Nook, Michael Pencil, and Onision.
-Any significant other?
Lovie: I’ve been with my fiance for 6 years now. It’ll be 7 in June.
Alex: No, and I’ve never actually dated anyone! I’ll find my person one day!
-Do you believe in miracles?
Lovie: I do! Yes, I do!
Alex: Absolutely. How do you think Lovie and I happened to meet? It’s certainly some crazy odds for us both to meet online through a mutual interest in a game and become such close friends! That in itself is a miracle to me! :)
-How are you?
Lovie: Could be better. Could be worse. I’m just getting by.
Alex: Feeling kind of lost and currently handling some stress headaches but I’m doing pretty alright. Just trying to live the best I can!
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Survey #158
nsfw warning, there’s quite a lot of sexual questions in this one.
Where was the very first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? My back porch.
Do you have a best friend? If you don't count Sara, no.
As a kid, did you ever get in trouble for drawing on the wall? No.
What are your #1 priorities in life? My mental health.
Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap as a kid? Been threatened with it, but no.
Do you believe in a lot of conspiracies? The only one off the top of my head that I believe may have some credence is the "our world is a simulation" theory. It sounded ridiculous to me before I learned more about it. If you're into this stuff, I totally recommend reading about it, it truly is interesting. I lean more towards that it's false, but. Possible.
Being told to eat more is as offensive as being told to eat less? Hm, not sure. I guess it depends on the situation the person is in.
Have you ever seen a ghost? I believe so.
What emotion are you most likely to hide? Jealousy.
Explain why you last ‘had to lie’. Because I knew she'd be mad if I told her the truth, she called me out and I sincerely apologized, told her why I lied, and, as expected, was mad about it. (:
Feeling guilty about anything? Not really.
Have you ever been through a phase of thinking emo guys were hot? That phase never ended lmao.
How old does someone have to be to be officially an ‘adult’ to you? 18.
Anything you find gross that no one else does? Probably... but nothing's coming to me. Oh, actually ear gauges.
^ what about attractive? Well I know some people hate most piercings besides ears.
Have you ever dated someone that could play an instrument? Well Girt played in high school band, but I doubt he still knows how to play.
What makes you nervous? Um everything?????
Weirdest picture you’ve ever taken of yourself? Who the hell even knows, but probably those pictures I took with Summer years back.
Any bridges near where you live? I mean, no *big* ones. But I mean bridges are everywhere?
Do you have a Gameboy? Yeah, old as fuck.
What do you do when you feel alone? Most likely talk to Sara.
Have you ever traveled by train? No.
Do you have a dirty mind? Not especially.
Ever had to have someone help you walk before? Yes, after I fainted or when I've been very dizzy.
Ever been kicked out of anywhere? No.
Do you truly HATE anyone? Not anyone I personally know, but like rapists, abusive people, etc.
Most historical/famous landmark/building you’ve been to in your country? No clue.
How long does it take you to apply your makeup? It depends on what I'm putting on, but not too long regardless.
Favorite flavor for most things? Strawberry or chocolate, depending on what it is.
Do you care what people you don’t know think about you? Maybe a bit too much.
Ever taken pictures in a photobooth? Who with? Yeah, friends, ex-boyfriend.
When was the last time your computer had to be repaired? Now lol. I've been using my sis's old one for months.
Do you know how to knit? If so, do you do it often? No.
Have you ever flown before? If not, do you ever intend to? Yesss, learned to love it. If I have the window seat.
How annoying are your neighbors? The old woman to the left is super nice, according to Mom. Don't know much about the ones to the right, other than my initial judgment is kinda negative just because of how they kept filthy yard sale shit in the front yard for literally months. It's probably very shallow to judge over that, but like. It doesn't make you look very good to keep couches and such sitting out in the elements with the intent for someone to actually buy that.
Have you bought anyone their Christmas presents yet? No.
What are three of your favorite songs to sing? Hmmm, not sure. Lately I guess "This Is The House That Doubt Built" by AD2R, "High Hopes" by P!ATD, aaaand. I should know this. I sing in the car quite a lot lately. OH maybe "LA Devotee" also by P!ATD, Brendon's just great to sing along with.
What is your favorite ride at the fair? Ahhh ferris wheels. But I also love carousels my fat ass will still ride them.
Would you ever marry someone who was lower class? I usually delete purely stupid questions, but???? Honestly fuck you if that's a deciding factor??????? Work together to climb out of the lower class, the fuck??????????????
What color is your recliner? We don't have one.
Who do you write letters to the most? I don't really write letters, but I've sent Sara a few lovey-dovey notes.
Who is a singer that has given you chills? Amy Lee.
Do you get carsickness? No.
Which style of wedding dress is your favorite? BALLGOWN.
What’s a good boy’s name that starts with the same letter as yours? The name that immediately came to mind is Bryson.
Name 5 things you don’t believe in. Horoscopes, soulmates, tarot cards/fortune telling, prayer doing absolutely anything, and the fucking outrageous anti-vaxxers. A fucking disease that hasn't been seen in forever came back recently because of their bullshit. Vaccinate your damn kids, for the love of god.
If you had all the money you needed and didn’t have to work, what would you do to fill your time? T R A V E L
Do you ever get nervous about where your future is headed or are you just going with the flow? Both. Don't know which I lean more towards.
Have you ever received a hickey from the last person you kissed? No.
Have you ever held hands with the same sex? Yes.
What is your mom saved as in your phone? "mama bear."
Ever made out in a pool? Maybe very briefly?? I don't remember.
Do you change your phone background a lot? Nah.
Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something? No.
Do you tend to fall for people who don’t return your feelings? History says not usually.
Who is someone you aspire to be like? Does anyone?????? Who reads these????????? Not know???????????????????????
Do you believe in fate? No. You make it. What would honestly be the point of living if fate was true? You're just walking through a story instead of writing it.
Do you believe that humans are inherently good or evil? I lean more towards mostly good, judging by how we have a natural conscience.
What turns you on? VERBALLY EXPRESSING YOU LOVE ME, sarcasm wars, "make me"/that kind of shit, playfighting, do not grab my hips or it's over, neck kisses, lip bites.
What is your favorite type of foreplay? Don't play with my boobs or it's also over.
Do you believe in the death penalty? For extreme offenses like rape and murder with no sign of guilt or wanting to heal, fuck yes I do. I'm not even sure if you should give them a chance at rehabilitation.
Do you use sex toys? By yourself or with a partner, or both? No, but being with a girl now, I would.
Have you ever done role-play? Not irl/sexually because FUCKING AWKWARD, but I'm a serious forum meerkat RPer, in other words it's not a silly/playing around thing, but literally writing a story with others.
Favorite sex position? If you’re a virgin, which position interests you? Uhhh no clue of the name, but probably where I'm pretty much sitting on his lap with my legs around him.
Favorite dessert? Hmmmm probably cake.
What quote or mantra do you live by? Mark's "life hard, shouldn't you be too?" because it's the best inspirational innuendo I've ever heard.
Where is the craziest place you’ve ever done it? Uh I guess the floor, nothing really notable.
Do you judge people for what they wear or how they express themselves? It depends. Definitely not by what they wear. If how you're expressing yourself is harmful to others, yes, I will judge you.
What was the best orgasm you’ve ever had? I've never had one. I was right on the verge once, but panicked and stopped because I was actually kinda fearful with how extreme it felt. And my family was home so I was worried about crying out.
Do you shave or trim your pubic hair? Trim a bit, yes, but I don't pay much mind to it.
Have you ever/would you ever do anal? Nononono noooot into anything going up my ass.
Biggest sexual fantasy? Don't really have one.
What’s more important- length or width? Why? I'd imagine length because depth, but I've only done one guy, so I wouldn't really know. There are so many dirty questions in this one.
What are you known for by your friends and family? The meerkat-obsessed, very reclusive and quiet weird one.
What is a dish you are dying to try? Nothing, really.
What political affiliation do you associate yourself with? Independent. I'm such a mix.
What is the worst experience you’ve ever had with food? Diarrhea to the point of blood AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE FOR MY FIRST STAY after I tried a way rarer steak than I enjoy. My stomach is seeeensitive to "different" food.
Do you talk dirty during sex? Not very much, I'm shy.
My relationship with my siblings: Not real impressive. I'm not as close as I wish I was to any of them.
My relationship with my parents: Good. Mom is everything.
What I find attractive in girls: I will find good tattoos attractive on. Anyone. ESPECIALLY SLEEVES.
Favorite video game series? Silent Hill.
Favorite video game hero? Spyro. Duh. I'm getting a small and adorable tat of him some day.
Favorite video game villain? Pyramid Head, if you consider him a "villain."
Favorite video game boss? Hmmm as far as fighting goes, most likely Avion from SotC. Phalanx is my favorite in general, but getting on it two-three times is so tedious.
Least favorite video game boss? I hate the Cenobia fight also in SotC so much. Takes forfuckingever to get its armor off, anyone who's played that game knows the amount of flailing/losing your grip is horrendous, and if it knocks you down once you're most likely fucked.
Do you like t-shirts with text on them? Yesyesyes I'm a sucker for geeky graphic tees.
Have you ever had foreign candy? I don't believe so.
What’s a candy that you absolutely can’t stand? Twizzlers.
Is there any piece of technology you want to buy? PS4, drawing tablet, new phone.
When is the last time you bled? Now because being a woman is fun.
Would you rather use hand soap or hand sanitizer? Soap. Feel cleaner.
How many video games do you own? Lots.
Have you ever been to a casino? If so, which one(s)? No.
Have you ever visited a sex shop? No.
Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal? No.
What do you normally do while waiting for your food or drink to arrive? Talk to those with me.
Describe one of your most emotional farewells. Me and Jason's final talk.
How have your tastebuds changed since you were a child? Used to love peas. Hated mashed potatoes. I was crazy about Sprite, now I hate it. I'm sure there's more.
Who was the last person you cried in front of? Mom.
What was the worst mistake of your life? Letting someone be my whole world.
If you were pregnant, would your parents make you keep the baby? Um, no???? I'm an adult??????? I would only keep it if my life wasn't endangered though. And even then I wouldn't wanna be and the child would be put up for adoption.
Have you ever donated blood? Yes.
Have you ever been to SeaWorld? As a child, yes. Would never go again because it's fucking animal cruelty.
Do you like avocados? asdkjfaowj no.
Is your Facebook profile private? Yes.
Do you remember your locker combinations from high school? I didn't have a locker in high school, but middle school, nope.
Who were your best friends in high school? Jason if you count s/os, Hannia, and Girt.
Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? Aaron was the first with the title.
What insects are you afraid of? Get roaches away from me. And beetles.
Who was your first best friend (apart from a sibling)? Brianna.
What was your favorite thing to do at sleepovers when you were younger? Hm, I dunno. I guess just talk and play together.
What time of day were you born? Noon.
What is the best hairstyle you've ever had? I like what I have now I tell you hwat.
Do you think you look better with dyed hair or natural hair? DYED.
Do you think your look better with curly hair or straight hair? Straight.
Do you think you look better with bangs or without? Everyone looks better without bangs tbh.
Do you think you look better with long hair or short? Short.
When you look at your baby pictures, do you recognize yourself? Not always.
What is your favorite thing to do in the pool? Swim around.
Cacti or seashells? Ohhh that's hard. I think seashells, but if you include all succulents, them.
Dreamcatcher or wind chimes? Dreamcatchers.
Have you ever taken a picture at the perfect moment? Hmmm maybe?
What color(s) eyeshadow do you wear the most? Black is all I wear.
Beyonce vs Rihanna? Probably Beyonce? She has a better voice to me, dunno whose songs I like more.
What’s your favorite horror movie? Both of the The Blair Witch Project movies.
Would you say you have a high sex drive or not so much? I'd say it's pretty average. I've noticed leading up to my period though I'm usually a horny mess.
How do you feel about swallowing pills? Doesn't bother me. I do throw my head back if it's a larger one, though.
What animal is the scariest in your opinion? Hmmm. Probably the most dangerous animal, surprisingly the hippo. They charge fast and suddenly and those teeth are fatal. Now if I saw a hippo and I was far from it, I wouldn't be too concerned because I believe if you keep your distance they're good, I wouldn't be too scared. Fear on sight though... probably sharks? Quick and so toothy, plus they might mistake you for prey. I'm aware how rare shark attacks are, but I still wouldn't be out in the open with one. Visually scary, giant squids are just a big 'ole nope.
A band or an artist you liked when you were younger, but not so much anymore. Ummm... I dunno. Probably something pop. Or country (I know right, surprising).
Come with an unpopular opinion. Don't spank your fucking kids. You're teaching them hitting others is sometimes the answer, gg.
What’s fake about you? Like extensions, fake nails, botox etc. Nothing.
What’s considered cheating in your opinion? As soon as you're flirting in a clearly non-playful way.
What about favorite person to stalk on Instagram? Mark, who knew.
What’s the cheesiest thing you’ve ever experienced irl? Idk.
Something you feared as a kid but don’t anymore? Needles. The first time I understood I was getting my blood drawn, I deadass bolted, screaming and crying, to hug a pillar thing. Multiple people had to help Mom to pull me away from it lmao. Then when it actually happened, I was just asked, "... That's it?"
Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Coach Collie.
What are five of your favorite stores at the mall? HotTopic, Spencer's, I would love Victoria's Secret if I wasn't a FAT FUCK, and that's... like it.
What is the best gift you have ever given someone? I'unno.
What is the best gift you have ever received? My dog.
Has anyone ever spread lies about you? Jason's ex spread a rumor we had a baby. Even though it was obvious through all of high school I was never pregnant????
Do you have an alarm system on your house? No.
Who do you tend to get in fights with the most? Mom, as far as people still in my life.
Would you prefer a small, intimate wedding proposal, or a big-scale, over-the-top proposal? The former, definitely.
Do you know how to properly eat food with chopsticks? No.
Have you ever gotten rid of something you shouldn't have and then really regretted it later? Not really regretted.
What's the best pizza place in your town? Domino's is Daddy.
Which planet is your favorite, besides earth? Saturn!
Have you ever seen a double rainbow? Ye.
Did you win any scholarships as a senior in high school? No, I don't believe so.
Skeletons or scarecrows? s k e l l y b o y s
Do you like candy corn? Omg no.
What seasonal candy do you think is gross? ^
What's one social media site that you're not on? Snapchat.
What is your favorite wild animal? Meerkats.
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ON THE ROAD | Road trip with Shawn (BP) | Shawn Mendes
Hey loves!!! So this is my first legit writing? I don’t write imagines and this is just bullet points but I’ve been thinking a lot about this and I felt like writing it. Most likely I won’t be writing again, I just had so much inspiration for this haha. I hope you guys enjoy, i hope it’s not too cringe and feedback is much appreciated! Also a huge thank you to @illumegeoff for helping me on how to insert an image lol & for being super supportive (p.s. the yolo phrases was something inspired by you based on what i saw on your blog lmao) and @justadashoffangirling for being super supportive!!!
super spontaneous
“Hey babe let’s go across the country”
“Sure. When?” “Now!” “WHAT NOW?”
Shawn would be “YOLO”
You just pack all the necessities. Super little clothes
“We won’t really be needing a lot of clothes” 😏
You bring your polaroid because memories
You guys legit have no idea where to go. No plans at all.
Just drive, drive and drive
You’re so turned on by shawn driving stick in a pick up truck with sunglasses on
You take a pic of him
And you’re like “mamma mia”
“Shawn pull over”
Red cheeks and messy hair
Playing old hits like no scrubs, leaving on a jet plane, bittersweet symphony, a thousand miles
“But I would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more”
“Da da da (da da da)”
Playing games in the car
You shuffle your music and play name that tune
License plate game - see how many different license plate you can find or try to find a phrase in that license plate
Shawn being a sour loser
“HEY I GOT THAT FIRST”
Shawn not talking to you because you won
“You’re such a big baby”
Kissing his face and neck to make him give in
“Baby I don’t wanna die”
Stopping by the gas station
Buying shit load of junk food
Trying to talk to each other with your mouths full of cheetos giggling at one another
See who can stuff more marshmallows in their mouths
You stop by an open area with a tiny cliff in the middle of the dessert because the stars are so pretty and night is beautiful
Lying down at the hood of the car talking about things while sharing a bottle of cheap wine
You decide to spend the night there
Cuddling with loads of fluffy blankets in the back of the truck
You take turns driving
Shawn puts his hand on your thigh just to soothe you; he finds comfort in touching you
You rent a motel room and take a nap before heading out for the night
There’s a country fair!!! Drinking on apple ciders and sharing on a turkey leg and funnel cake
Dancing to “sweet home alabama”
Playing fair games
Shawn gets so competitive with some of the kids in the fair games
“HE WAS 8 SHAWN”
“AGE IS JUST A NUMBER”
winning a huge ass stuffed toy
FERRIS WHEEL 🎡
You’re scared for the both of you because he’s a fucking tree and you feel like your seats are just gonna break
when you’re up there at the top you can’t help but just admire how shawn looks, how much you love him and he can’t help but do the same
Next thing you know Shawn’s trying to unlock the door to your motel room, struggling with the keys but its so hard to because he can’t stop kissing you
“Shawn open the fucking door”
Hands everywhere on each other, clothes scattered on the floor
It’s giggly and playful at first then it becomes rough and needy “from giggles to loud moans”
“Shawn we’re going to leave a dent in the wall. Tone it down”
“Fuck no”
Shawn takes a pic of the two of you after sex. You guys have a private scrapbook full of intimate and candid polaroids. Something to keep both of you sane when he’s on tour for months
Talking, eating in between the sheets
Shawn playing the guitar (of course he brought it) and serenading you with the police’s “every little thing she does is magic” and you can’t help but swoon so hard
Round 2 becomes round 3 and so on…
Late night swimming in the pool of the motel
Waking up in the late morning because of how spent you are
You straddle shawn and take a polaroid of him sleeping with his full lips and fluffy hair
Morning sex 😏
Getting ready to head for the next place
Showering together taking a pic of him in the shower because its a glorious sight to see with his wet hair
Arguing on which road to take
“I SAID RIGHT SHAWN WHY DID YOU TURN LEFT?!”
“I panicked!”
getting so confused with the directions of the map till you both realize its been upside down all this time
“Fuck”
Your tire runs flat
“Fuck”
Shawn goes and replaces it, his arms are in full flex mode and he’s so hot doing it
“Fuck”
Finally getting to the destination
HORSESHOE BEND, ARIZONA
You’re both so amazed on how beautiful it but also curse at how hot it is
SUNBURNT SHAWN™
“Babe lets take tourists shots”
You admire how cute shawn looks with a baseball cap, backpack and his arizona shirt as he gives you a big smile when you take a picture of him
You just sit there just staring at it admiring it and how happy you are with this spontaneous trip
Buying postcards and a souvenir to every place that you visit
You head out to a diner
Burgers and milkshakes; sharing a banana split, deciding where to go next
“Yolo bitch”.. “shawn” .. “sorry”
You decide to go to the beach in the middle of the night
Skinny dipping
“WHY DID I LET YOU DO THIS TO ME IM FUCKING FREEZING”
“What if my balls fall off or what if something bites them”
Falling asleep on the beach and waking up in time for the sunrise
You bump into your old college friends and they invite you to a beach party
ITS A LIT 🔥🔥🔥 BEACH PARTY
You and shawn do shotguns and beer pongs ; maybe eat little amount of “brownies”
You and shawn get seperated at the party
You find shawn with a crowd cheering on him
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
He’s doing a keg chug and he’s so drunk
He’s screaming “YOLOOOOOOO”
Drunkly making out
You drunkly watch the fireworks
“PEW PEW”
“I looove youuuu”
Pass out and wake up to your friends house
Spend the day in the beach just chilling, sunbathing
Burying shawn in the sand and ditching him
“AH FUCK YOU”
Pouring aloe vera all over shawn’s face
BUNGEE JUMPING
Watch this for visuals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e4e217pXrU
Camping out near the woods
You both have no clue on how to built a tent
Having a bonfire and melting marshmallows
He brings out his guitar and sings
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
“How do we have sex in a tent?”
“We can’t shawn you’re too goddamn big”
“Oh really… 😏”
Waking up to a beautiful breezy morning
Visiting a nice town, renting out a bed and breakfast
The old couple who owns the place admires the both of you because it reminds them of their younger selves
Sleepless night 😏
The old couple also has a sleepless night because they thought someone was getting murdered
“I hope that poor girl is alright”
Shawn’s smirking “oh she’s more than alright”
Kicking his leg under the table “OW”
Visiting an old vinyl shop
Going to the local bakery and trying out all their pies
Playing footsie under the table
“We need to wash our clothes. I’m running out of clothes to wear”
Fooling around in the laundry shop since you two are literally the only people there
You guys go to the weirdest museums
“What the fuck am i looking at”
Visiting a lake
Shawn paddling a boat and having that scene just like in the notebook
Also getting stuck in the middle of the lake because shawn has no sense of direction
HAVING A DRIVE IN MOVIE DATE
Throwing popcorn at each other
Visiting more tourist spots
SHAWN IN A BUCKET HAT HOW CUTE IS THAT
SO MANY POLAROID SHOTS
Last night before you go home you would just camp out in the middle of nowhere looking at the stars finding constellations and talking about your future together
“As long as you’re right beside me i’ll be fine wherever we are”
“Lots of kids. I don’t care how we’re gonna do it but i want a lot of kids”
trying out having sex in the back of the truck in the middle of nowhere
“I feel so exposed right now”
Falling asleep to shawn’s humming
Waking up and getting ready to go back home; long ass drive home
Passing out on your bed when you get home
Shawn takes a pic of you sleeping and keeps that polaroid whenever he’s away on tour; something to keep him by
“I love you so much”
“Thanks for the trip baby. We needed that”
“What can i say? YOLO bitch” “shawn” “sorry”
#shawn mendes#shawn mendes blurb#shawn mendes imagine#shawn mendes smut#shawn mendes angst#magcon boys#magcon#illuminate#illuminate tour
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In the weirdest fucking headspace today over two very intense dreams I had (that utterly fucked up my sleep last night, hence why I'm waking up at 12 in the fucking afternoon when I had an alarm set for ten lmao.)
Warning in advance that I'm on mobile and this post will be long, my apologies but I need to get this out now or I'm not even gonna be able to roll out of bed. TW for parts of the dreams which feature: a funeral, a funeral procession, issues with family, drowning/death via being swept out to sea, and also some odd romance/implied sex because sure why not apparently.
The first woke me up at like five, and was v weird but distinct:
Mum and I were getting to her car, that for unexplained reasons was parked at a local funeral home, which for some reason was on a hill (we don't have many hills here, v flat place, but in the dream it was all hills, almost mountains.) The implication I got in the dream was that it was the only parking spot left which is weird but sure I guess.
We didn't actually attend the funeral going on inside, but it finished up as we were trying to leave, discussing usual stuff we do before we go home like do we have the cash/feel lazy enough to get fast food on the way home instead of cook. And before mum could back out of the spot they started loading the hearse and ppl were all over the lot which pissed mum off, so she drove OVER THE FUCKING SIDEWALK AROUND PLANTS IN CEMENT PLANTERS ON THE SIDEWALK to get past them!
Which was half pointless anyway, because my grandparents were in their car right by the entrance/exit and made fun of her for doing that and for not wanting to be in the procession to the cemetery. Grandpa specifically told her 'theres a word for ppl who do what you do, we have a saying about you' and laughed at her, but wouldn't explain that further.
This next bit had me legit looking up funeral procession laws when I woke up. Because mum did get caught somehow behind the hearse even tho we'd left the lot well before it did? And was somewhat understandably flipping out because we weren't actually meant to be a part of the procession, we'd only parked there because there was nowhere else to. And if we looked back you could see my grandparents laughing at us for panicking, so finally mum broke the procession and headed up this v hilly road, winding, again almost mountainous. The last thing we saw was my grandparents looking at us and glaring. Mum kept freaking out abt how it wasn't her fault she'd had to break the law and break the procession, but she wasn't going to lose her job over all this (no idea what in the fuck that has to do with it all frankly, but she said it in the dream.)
I kept trying to calm her and said we could turn around, or pause in someone's driveway (the roads were all lined with familiar houses we've driven past irl) but she wouldn't calm, and the last thing I remember before I woke up was her turning the wheel harshly and hearing the tires skid on the edge of the very high up mountain road.
So needless to say that fucked me up and I didn't sleep again until abt eight, because I went to shower and try and chill out before crawling into my bed in my room, before I'd been passed out on the couch.
Only to then have this dream before I woke up just recently:
No family in this one, only band members from bands I like and their family (which is just my brain making a good casting decision I suppose lol.) Specifically, Queen and Avatar.
The issue was...odd. We were stuck very near the seaside, near a boardwalk that looked alarmingly similar to the one in GTA/that tbh you would see in any game modelled after the West coast. In a building that Brian (though in the dream, it was hard to know it was him?? Like him and Bri and Freddie and John kept switching ages, one minute it was 70s Bri, then suddenly Bri now, and it was hard to follow for some reason) knew and explained to us was an old boarding school building, often used for safety for folks during times of flooding.
And in the dream I just went sure yeah okay because I had no reason to believe otherwise, and also a storm was raging outside and had been for the entire dream. Like we could hear waves hitting the building constantly.
Which was extra dangerous, because the Avatar lads and their family members (I was told all their families were there, like Henrik's wife and kids plus Paky and Jacob with Johannes, Tim's pup was there, but I only saw them randomly for the rest of the dream after being told by John (Avatar John, to clarify lol) that they had brought everyone with them) were up on this balcony that we had been instructed (by who, no fucking clue, but we trusted them implicitly apparently) was the safest place in the building and measuring from it and the iron rod fencing around it that matched the same on the building across from us would ensure our safety more (if the waves hit with a certain strength on buildings too far apart, the buildings would both be washed out to sea. Does that make logical sense? Probably not anywhere irl, but it did in the dream.)
So the entirety of Avatar are up there trying to make these measurements, arguing with Bri and Rog especially over this even being helpful to do when
And you can laugh at this, because I did too when I woke up.
There were canoes we could rent (RENT. As if we would be able to bring them back lmao) downstairs instead!! In like a surf shack thing that was in the fucking school building apparently? And bless them for a bit they really thought we could ride out the storm in them (Tim offered to share one with me and his dog. It was v sweet lol.)
Unfortunately, we then immediately (all of us now somehow crowded on the balcony which was way too big for a balcony tbh) watched a bunch of ppl outside the building try to do just that. And they failed. Miserably.
We didn't see bodies, but you just knew they were dead. Paky was crying, John (Queen, since we had two Johns to deal with in this lol) was v upset and kept talking abt how that wasn't a baptism that would get them into Heaven.
So the canoe idea was abandoned even tho the salesdude kept calling up to us and offering what he had left. Nice dude, immediately got swept out to sea by the end of the dream.
Cut back to us on the balcony, panicking. Tim keeps thanking me for holding his dog so she doesn't jump into the sea (she had no intention, and spent the entire dream in his arms, mine, or Jonas's, snuggling and whimpering and it was Honestly Heart Wrenching.) I remind him we're in this together and it's no problem. He pulls me aside for what I'm going to politely censor and just call a v weird and frankly ill-timed makeout session (then again, maybe being about to be swept out to sea is the best time for that?? Idk, but I digress except to say he was a wonderful kisser, but also we both kept crying abt realising we were going to drown, so it was A Lot for both of us I think.)
When we return, Brian has let everyone know that the final calculations are that we will certainly be swept out to sea, but so long as the building stays upright?? We won't drown and die. How does he know this? No explanation was given.
I end up hunkered down with Freddie and Jim and Tim and his pup (the cats for Freddie and Jim I never saw, but heard yowling in their crates so. As safe as can reasonably be???) My Nisha apparently didn't get to go with me for this dream, because I did look for her at points, but couldn't find her (Tim cried with me over that too and helped, v supportive, and now outside of the dream may I say v kind of dream him to do that for me.)
And we just...waited. Knew death was coming, and could do nothing abt it. The only comfort we could reach was that it would be like a museum at the bottom of the sea. Freddie and Tim reasoned that the Titantic, if you could walk in the ruins, might be like that. All old clothes and bones and ppls stuff. And so the school building we were in would be like that too, and we all agreed we liked museums, so maybe it wasn't the worst way to go.
Then the wave actually hit though, and it was just fkn chaos. Tim hanging onto his dog and my waist, myself hanging onto Freddie and Jim by the loops on their jeans (how tf that didn't just rip my fingers off, no idea. *Dream Magic*)
I realized horrifically that as we went down, the building was literally falling apart, bricks and iron work bars flying around us. And all I could see were bones when I looked down into the water, bones from every era but particularly Victorian by the clothes on them for some reason.
What was particularly cruel in this dream was that it ended with a false awakening. I 'woke up' to Tim's arm around my waist, and his nose nuzzling at my neck, asking me wtf I was dreaming abt because I was kicking him and could I pls stop? (Fair request, that's honestly an irl problem that my legs apparently have always tried to fight off bad dreams on their own, much to the bruises and regret of anyone who shares my bed.) And just as I turned around to answer him and tell him how fkn scared I was and how grateful I was he was there and ya know, not dead and drowned,
I woke up for real, alone, in my actual bed.
So now I'm feeling extra lonely, fucked up, and honestly peeved that the dream interpretation dictionary I usually use isn't helping much to make sense of any of this.
#text post#tw death#tw drowning#tw dream interpretation#i guess??? kind of lol#tw funerals#not sure of any other tws to add rn#but if y'all want something added lemme know!!!#and here we see how even when i sleep deeply enough to dream i often wake up and feel weird and exhausted lmao#i really could go off more abt the bits with Tim in this too but i dont wanna be like inappropriate or anything#i know it wasn't real of course it just felt so dang real
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alright its time for another of these
1. describe yourself. i’m 5′4. i’m goofy when i feel like it. i’m pretty sarcastic or condescending depending on the mood of the receiver. i’m smart, but not on paper. i’m creative. and i’m a hot young ebony. *finger guns*
2. if you could go anywhere for a week all expenses paid where would it be? antigua & barbuda. it’s where my dad is from and i neeeeed to be an island girl for like two seconds pls.
3. do you have siblings? 4 sisters 1 brother.
4. what is your favorite constellation, why? do not have.
5. favorite color. black.
6. what kind of music do you listen to? i like R&B, early 2000′s or that shit that’s pretty mainstream but everybody swear is lowkey (SZA, Kelela, Daniel Caesar, whoever idk). i like pop punk or alternative a lot too. florence & the machine saved me. or modern baseball, the front bottoms. whatever.
7. favorite flower. (you can name as many as you want cause flowers are awesome) i like roses. i literally have one one my arm so.
8. if you could do magic, what is the first spell you would learn? probably an invisibility spell. it seems simple and like the first thing you should do lol.
9. favorite childhood memory. wow i’ve never thought about this. there was this one christmas where they let me open all my gifts at 12. i got my nintendo DS that year and i remember hearing ‘you are my rock’ by beyonce for the first time.
10. have you ever been cheated on? ish. it sucked. he broke my heart lol.
11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be? it’s currently my living room. it’s really cool. actually it’d be more perfect if there was more shit on the wall. but it’s a couch and a playstation and a big tv. it’s lit.
12. favorite animal. owls. ravens. crows. i’m terrified of birds though lmao.
13. what was the last photo you took of? a board in a classroom for this project.
14. do you believe in soul mates? absolutely. i’ve had the pleasure of meeting a few.
15. do you hang toilet paper over or under? i let that shit do what it do.
16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there. i love texas roadhouse but i try something new whenever i go. chilis i get cajun chicken pasta though. no tomatoes cus i’m not a crazy person.
17. do you believe everything happens for a reason? sometimes. i do think shit just be happening though.
18. guilty pressures? what?
19. favorite mythical creature, why? witches. although i want to believe they’re real. cus they be changing shit. and shit be needing change.
20. something most people don’t know about you. i can’t drive. i’m like a C+ driver lmfao. like we won’t DIE but i’m not who you suggest to do it.
21. where did you grow up, what was it like? detroit. straight as hell. coney slaps lmfao.
22. do you believe aliens exist? that would be narcissistic of me as a human to think that we are the ONLY species to exist.
23. what was your last google search? “how to poop better.” i bullshit you not LMFAOOOOO.
24. what did your last relationship teach you? BITCH. it taught me what i needed in a relationship. what i didn’t need. to put my healing first before anyone else. that love does not always conquer all. to never put a significant other before a friend. to give myself the same love & forgiveness i would forgive anyone else. bitch, i got nothing but lessons lmao.
25. would you relocate for love? i would do anything for love with my dumbass.
26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy? i forgive, not easy, but i forgive. i also don’t hold grudges, but i don’t forget.
27. favorite book. many. eleanor & park is a easy one to say though. i’d have to think forreal.
28. do you consider yourself an extrovert or introvert? bitch i am introverted as hell. i go days without speaking to people lol.
29. have you ever kept a journal, do you now? i have kept a diary/journal religiously since i was 5.
30. top 5 favorite movies. paid in full, bring it on, halloween, stepbrothers, horrible bosses.
31. do you believe that everything happens for a reason?: didn’t i already answer this? sometimes, nigga.
32. what is your greatest fear? falling in the oven. or never being happy.
33. favorite alcoholic beverage. crown royal vanilla. or anything. i’m that friend lmao.
34. most embarrassing thing you’ve done. be born probably.
35. do you believe in ghosts? all of that.
36. what is the best and worst part of your personality? i make a joke out of everything. the good shit, the bad shit. i’m making fun of it.
37. should you split the dinner bill? if y’all struggling, sure. if you feel like it, sure. money doesn’t matter to me honestly idc lmfao.
38. are you a good liar? ish. i try not to tbh because i don’t really know if i can pull it off lol.
39. what keeps you up at night? i be knocked out forreal LMFAO but anxiety. if i’m not asleep i’m panicking. about.. anything.
40. would you rather go without your phone or music? i truly only use my phone for music. give me an ipod i swear i’d be good.
41. do you believe in god? i believe so. i think so. maybe. yes. i’m the worst christian LMFAO
42. how do you relax when frustrated? i don’t. i have anxiety. jk. ish. lmfaooo. i shower. i write. i watch tv. i sleep. i cook.
43. what’s something that offends you? hearing people talk about mental illnesses in a way that doesn’t accurately depict the experience.
44. favorite food nachOOOOOS
45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be? my ex :/ he was really my best friend LMAO
46. when do you feel the most confident? lowkey, when i’m naked. i got abs and my titties sit. lmfaoooo
47. what do you do on your free time? sleep or watch tv or write.
48. is there anyone who has completely lost your respect i be looking at people differently but i don’t think i don’t respect anyone.
49. have you ever broken someone’s heart? doubtful.
50. did/do you play sports in school? yeah lol i cheered and did gymnastics.
51. when are you happiest? writing or escaping with a tv show.
52. coffee or tea? CAFFEINE ME PLS!
53. what is one possession you own you wouldn’t want to live without? as of late, my camera. i love my baby.
54. what is the first thing you notice about a person? idk. haven’t met anybody new lately.
55. what is your favorite season, why? spring or fall. spring is rainy, fall is gloomy.
56. what makes you laugh? trauma.
57. are you a clean or messy person? messy normally, clean if i’m manic or suddenly tryna shape my shit up.
58. what is important for a successful relationship? COMMUNICATION.
59. what was your upcoming like? fine. rocky. confusing. okay i guess though.
60. favorite holiday? halloween :)
61. what is the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery? pay off my all my debt. student. medical bills. all of it. i don’t wanna owe shit.
62. what’s the best pizza topping combination? bacon and ham is all i get.
63. favorite outdoor activity. going back inside, the fuck lmfaoooo.
64. how are you? honestly. i’m drunk right now so.
65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort? i hate outside in general. but beaches. less bugs.
66. what is the most beautiful thing in nature? the sun/moon.
67. favorite type of candy? sour patches watermelon or swedish fish or carmello chocolate bars.
68. if your life was a book, what would be the title? ‘pieces in print’
69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases? oh god, do i use any?the first thing i thought of was “cha feel? cha definitely feel.” from 21 jumpstreet and i rarely even say that lol.
70. what was cool when you were young but not cool now? webkinz.
71. what’s the craziest conversation you have ever eves dropped on? i don’t remember her words exactly but something about fucking a monkey my freshman year of highschool.
72. what’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched? they’re all pretty interesting. that abducted in plain sight shit was DUMB tho.
73. what’s the worst hairstyle you’ve had? bangs in the 7th grade like anybody lmao.
74. what do you like to cook? all of it. i love cooking!
75. what’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild? ...in the wild? i saw a rat in the street once.
76. what’s the funniest tv show you’ve ever seen?: bitch this is hard. schitts creek. arrested development. the office. misfits. idk tv is funny as hell.
77. do you usually follow your heart or your head? both. once someone told me i made calculated risks and i will never forget it. if i want to do something i WILL do it. but before i do it i think about the best, worst, and most realistic case scenario lmao.
78. what is your favorite quote? “if you are neutral in times of oppresion you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”
79. what’s the weirdest crush you have ever had? my after school teacher in 5th grade. he actually reminds me of jim halpert now that i think about it. makes sense.
80. what’s your love language? quality time and words of affirmation. so literally hang out with me and tell me you love me.
81. do you ever feel alone? yeah. this time last year was the worst of it. i don’t feel like that too much anymore though.
82. ever been bullied? yes nigga. shit sucks.
83. are you usually early or late? on time or late. i can’t be early for the life of me you asking for too much lmfao.
84. what kind of art do you enjoy most? writing. poetry. stories. you know.
85. what do you wish you knew more about? myself.
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