#the bastard vents

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s crazy how there’s so much misinformation about Food. The thing we need all the time. Arguably the point of getting up each day. Fucking food. You’d think educating our young on this central component of life would be the sort of thing we’d teach them as kids, but nooo, I have to go reading up on zookeeping techniques for keeping and feeding large primates in captivity to get a straight fucking answer about carbon and phosphorus sourcing instead of a bunch of pseudoscience or fatphobia or classism or racism or just good old fashioned taboos! [Chews furniture] HOW DO YOU DEMONIZE THE POTATO

#food #vent #rant #i now feel like both the zookeeper and the exhibit #nutrition #seriously though how did we demonize the potato #ungrateful bastards

[aka-indulgence]

Guess who got dengue fever!!! 🤪🤪🤪

#me planning to write error: im gonna have so much fun! #one bastard mosquito: hmmmmmmm Nah 🦟 #ITS YOUR GAL!!! #vent #kinda??

[samuraihighwayman]

….y’all do realize that GBA isn’t just going to tell you how Bastards vs Zombies is going to go right?

Like…?

Theory crafting is one thing (but also you don’t need Geeb to confirm/deny your theory for it to have legitimacy and be fun for you), but some of y’all are just straight up asking him to spoil so much of the intrigue of a series with only 3 parts so far.

Become comfortable in having questions. It is by design that we don’t have answers yet. We’ve barely even started this story.

#if he seems terse it’s probably because people are just streight up asking him for spoilers #like… god damn #it’s a story #stop asking for the end #you’re not meant to he able to figure everything out yet #not even Karmor understands what’s going on #why should we #craft your theories and have your fun but god damn let the man tell his story #bvz is one of my favorite stories but you dont see me trying to get all the answers out of Geeb #and im a PATRON i already have some of the answers from Geeb himself #but not all of them #and im not asking him for more than he’s willing to say #also why would he confirm or deny anything hes already said hes not gonna spoil it #goodboyaudios #good boy audios #gba bastards vs zombies #bastards vs zombies #gba bvz #shut up dismas #vent ig

[long-claw]

a lot happens in chp 10 of adwd involving mance raydar and the wildlings but what i always focus on and what crushes me every time is jon's loneliness.

he's 16. he spent 14 years with no friends of his own, being constantly told he was below everyone he loved and now he thinks they're all dead. he finally made friends at the wall and those same friends got him voted lord commander, which leads him down this path of isolation.

he's plagued with nightmares of guilt over ygritte's death and his plot to send sam and gilly south. he dreams it was his arrow that killed ygritte, that sam drowns and gilly cries "tears of blood".

he desperately doesn't want to be alone, "He knew he had to eat, but it was company he craved, not food.", and when grenn invites him to eat dinner with them, "Jon wanted nothing more."

but jon is haunted by ned stark's voice telling him, "A lord may love the men that he commands, but he cannot be a friend to them." and so jon declines dinner with his friends, goes to bed and thinks, "This is my lot, from now until the end of my days."

he doesn't throw a tantrum or cry himself to sleep, like any isolated teenage with too much responsibility would be well within their right to do. he accepts that this is how it is and it will always be this way, because he has always been isolated and apart from those he cares about and how could he ever have dreamed that this wouldn't be his lot.

#crying at that last quote is a core memory #even when it has nothing to do with him being a bastard #it's 100% about him being a bastard #i love ned stark but he fucked that kid up oh my #please excuse my shit analysis #was overcome with a need to vent #asoiaf #adwd #jon snow

[number1villainstan]

we need transman/transmasc characters who are a) butch dykes or/and b) absolute bastards of any variety--magnificent, sleazy, fucked-up, garden-variety, weaselly, queer-coded, with a heart of gold, any and all varieties! more butch trans men/mascs! more bastard trans men/mascs! the stereotype of "trans men are/want to be Just Some Guy" might be a step up from "trans men/mascs are all effeminate uwu softboys and can never be Real Men" but some of us want to show off!

#this is definitely not related to me realizing that my preferred gender presentation #is a combination of 'butch dyke' and 'magnificent bastard' #like i already knew about the butch dyke part. but the magnificent bastard part only came into focus/words just now #there's also something to be said about the stereotypes surrounding trans women but i'm less qualified to speak on that #and also that's not what this post is about #non fandom #vent #kinda #trans #transgender #trans man #transmasc #queer #transandrophobia mention

[dreamcrow]

i open the canvas. gonna stay on-task this time, right? right. gonna stick straight to working on the lines, definitely not get lost in coloring, DEFINITELY not going to start working on some kind of dreamlike tender romo moonlit vignette lighting when i still haven't even finished bellroc's accessories...

...right???

#tales of arcadia #toa wizards #skrael of the north wind #skraelroc #le bel vent sans merci!!! &c. #(tearfully) stupid tender evil idiot bastard #wip tag

[duskdragonxiii]

Compare my comic to hazbin hotel again. I dare you. I'll literally kill you. Beyond the End came first and has way more meaning. I hate you

#quacks #not to vent but im literally sick of this #it doesnt matter how hard i work whenever i mention my comics concept its met with oh like hazbin or helluva #its not. its not even remotely like it #how do you have so little imagination #i hate to tell you this but cartoon bastardizations of heaven and hell have existed for longer than your shit demon family guy #this is the ONE thing that drives me up the wall

[aliceindaisychains999]

The Postal Dude would start a podcast called “Here’s What Busts My Balls” where he rants about all the things that piss him off for hours

#postal #postal dude #the postal dude #postal 2 #postal apocalypse weekend #postal lost paradise #p2 dude #you’d think venting it out would keep him sane? No! #it just encourages him to go postal and show those bastards who means business #Thanks for listening for today’s episode! And remember: Have a Postal Day! *signs off with gunshots chainsaw noises and smooth jazz*

[adamofingolstadt]

KEEP COPS OUT OF MENTAL HEALTH EMERGENCIES

This past week I was in crisis (again) and texted the 988 suicide hotline. I told them how many pills I took and they advised me to stay put while they send someone over.

I begged them not to send cops. I've had cops called on me for mental health emergencies before and every time I panic and bolt. They promised not to send any police, just paramedics.

They lied.

When the cops forced their way into my house I ran. They used 4 cars, each containing 2 heavily armed officers, to chase me 16 blocks (barefoot) before tackling and cuffing me. I was unarmed and wearing pyjamas.

I am so lucky that I am white. I am so so lucky because I honest to god don't think I would have survived the encounter if I wasn't... Later that day, as they near my bed in the hospital, I heard them bragging about beating up a black disabled man and breaking his wheelchair.

Cops are pigs. They should NEVER be sent during a mental health emergency

#acab #all cops are bastards #oink oink #long post #mental health #suicide mention #crisis line #fuck the police #disabled person #actually bpd #vent (?)

[dougielombax]

Do NOT donate to the Salvation Army.

(Or as I call them, the Church of Eternal Spite and Misery)

Stay FAR away from them.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #political crap #salvation army #fuck the salvation army #bastards

[opens-up-4-nobody]

i love reading your … posts. idk how long i’ve been following you (years) or what i followed you for but it’s like reading someone’s journal in a thrift shop. a little insight into someone’s mind and life, even though we’re strangers. i know a lot of times it’s a vent or it sounds like you’re stuck in a tired place, but i don’t think you’re the same person that i first followed in a really awesome way. peace and love dude

😭

#im also positive im not the same person u 1st followed #im not even the same person i was in August. def not the same person i was this time last year #which is good. hopefully we're on an upward trajectory lol #but thank u for ur kind words. i post to vent so im not annoying irl but also bc i like reading vent posts bc im nosey and i like to hear #abt the lives of others :-] #unrelated #lol look at me not going to sleep oops #i give back to the other nosey bitches and bastards out there

[aka-indulgence]

I hate every fly ever why do they have to look so disgusting?? and the small ones the most!!! at least the big ones are easily noticeable and easy to swat away, but the fruit flies??? Little??? Bastards??? Who disappears as soon as they start flying?? The size of a grain of sand??? Who keeps flying into your face and around your ears for some reason??? Little fuckers??? Why are you even flying near me I don’t have foods on me??? You can’t even hear them so all of a sudden you look at your food and you see a tiny speck skittering around it?? Man I hate flies

#i hate flies with a passion #did you know mosquitoes are a type of fly #little bastards #i hate them so much #one of them flew into my eye thats why im mad lol #aka vent #tw insects #tw bugs #why do they exist #scavengers and sometimes pollinators i know but like #go away #dekjgdfg #apologirs for my crass

[eggs-can-draw]

Shuichi walking to school escorted by his parent's pokemon. Jolteon is herding them all together and making sure they stay in a group. Espeon is on watch for threats. And Vaporeon is so smug about being such a special little guy for being tasked to watch Shuichi and protect him.

#eggs can answer #danganronpa #Pokémon au #naegamigiri #shuichi saihara #vaporeon #pampered and spoiled little bastard #jolteon #keeps the group together; reminds shuichi to take his anxiety meds #espeon #HAS SEEN SHIT. also a good ear for venting. gets really snuggly and affectionate on sick days

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Haruichi Furudate while creating my blorbos (aka oikawa tooru and miya atsumu)

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #mine #hq #hq!! #oikawa tooru #miya atsumu #haruichi furudate #furudate haruichi #tooru oikawa #atsumu miya #emma and her stupid vent #emotional support smug bastards #pretty setters squad

[ghost-sketchbook]

#vent art #vent arts #vent artwork #depression art #this is specifically about all the anti trans bills and the united states descent into blatant facism #and how theyre stripping us of bodily autonomy and human rights #and no matter what i do my fate is in the hands of evil bastard polititians #i dont know if ill get to keep my healthcare or freedom or even life #its scary #im used to all my problems being of my own creation #problems i could work to fix #but this. i feel so goddamn helpless

[valcaira]

"Omg I get that ableists are literally systematically killing you for centuries and that ablebodied NDs keep trying to invade the one single community you have but why do you have to be so mean about it ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ Unity!!!!! We need unity!!!!!!111!!!! I WANT THE QUIRKY CRIPPLE LABEL TOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT ABOUT MEEEE??????"

↑ this is how all of you pussies who keep trying to include ablebodieds in cripplepunk sound like. Give me a fucking break.

#somewhat of a vent post #i'm just so damn tired of you bastards #this isn't some 'quirky queer label' you can slap onto your ablebodied ass #this just proves you're just a bunch of ignorant fucks #cripplepunk