#the crow boys

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Jesper and Wylan planning a bachelor for Matthias that includes copious amounts of alcohol along with a trip to some risque strip club type deal (as is common for men on TV). Matthias spends the entire time muttering swears under his breath, his face beet red behind his hands because the amount of skin involved is indecent "Mor til Djel. Knulle meg." Kaz spends the evening throwing back shot after shot of whiskey, the man hates alcohol (vices are weakness after all), but he'll be damned if he doesn't use it to "scrub this cursed event from the very fiber of his being. Wylan and Jesper have a ball of course, they compliment all the ladies on wonderful performances and give them extra tips, flirt harmlessly with ever member of the staff, and have pleasant conversation with the women they pay to give Matthias a lap dance (that he steadyfastly refuses of course). Basically imagine them as Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in that one episode of Friends where they take Chandler to the strip club to get over Janice because Joey is busy at an audition

#kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #matthias helvar #the crow boys #friends #friends tv series #monica gellar #rachel green #phoebe buffay #chaotic friendship #matthias is still alive if i scrub the cursed event of his death from my mind #six of crows #rarzo #ruinsrevival

[fantastic-nonsense]

Things Kaz canonically does in the two years between Crooked Kingdom and Rule of Wolves:

(presumably) massively expands the Dregs' territory

buys Pekka's old club (the Emerald Palace) and completely renovates it, turning it into The Silver Six

massively expands the Crow Club to the point where it's "three times the size of every other establishment on the block"

builds an underground tunnel that goes from the Crow Club to the Geldstraat, where the Van Eck Mansion is

takes Jesper out on jobs with him often enough that Wylan has jokingly banned Jesper from answering the door when he knocks

learns about Ketterdam's Suli laborers and picks up additional knowledge of Suli culture

keeps up with Inej's whereabouts and helps her take out slavers

expands his information network to the Kerch colonies

is on friendly enough terms with the King of Ravka that he taught Nikolai how to pick locks and Nikolai feels comfortable personally writing him a letter when he needs to steal the titanium from Kerch

disguises himself just to follow people around on the streets

was planning to steal the titanium from the military base anyway just for fun

And that's just the stuff we see from Nikolai's and Zoya's incredibly limited perspectives during their Ketterdam sidequest

I 100% agree with Zoya when she thinks that "maybe Kaz was like Nikolai, a boy with an unquiet mind, a man in perpetual need of challenge" because ROW makes it so obvious that Kaz is bored and incredibly restless in his success. Someone get our boy a new life's purpose and a subscription to a long-running unsolved mystery podcast stat

#someone help my boy! he needs enrichment in his enclosure! #kaz brekker #six of crows #rule of wolves #row spoilers #soc meta #zoya nazyalensky #nikolai lantsov #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck

[pascow]

Bill Skarsgård in THE CROW (2024) dir. Rupert Sanders

#the crow #the crow 2024 #bill skarsgard #bill skarsgård #eric draven #junkfooddaily #fyeahmovies #userstream #dailyflicks #tvfilmspot #filmedit #cinemapix #usersource #filmtvtoday #popcultureds #mancandykings #gifs by christine #oh boy. #ohhh boy. #well.... #at least he and fka seem to have chemistry?

[sprnklersplashes]

Wylan in Crooked Kingdom: Until this moment, Wylan hadn't quite understood how much they meant to him. His father would have sneered at these thugs and thieves, a disgraced soldier, a gambler who couldn't keep out of the red. But they were his first friends, his only friends, and Wylan knew that even if he'd had his pick of a thousand companions, these would've been the people he chose. Wylan in Rule of Wolves: Brekker get the FUCK off my porch, no you may not borrow my boyfriend to commit crimes, get a fucking job and also get a haircut while you're at it.

#listen this monologue was before kaz brekker built a tunnel from the barrel to his house #wylan is a sweet boy who loves his friends but he has limits #six of crows #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #rule of wolves #crooked kingdom

[cressjacquine]

MOTHER?

#my mother is ketterdamn she birthed me in the harbour #my father is profit I donor him daily #the dramatic words of a 17yo emo boy #the fact that I know that of by heart smh #ketterdam #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #six of crows #grishaverse #lbardugo

[squash1]

the agenda in question:

#i love pinterest #the raven cycle #trc #the raven boys #the raven king #six of crows #ronan lynch #adam parrish #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #aftg #all for the game

[hmslusitania]

Edwin Paine: [exists]

Every queer man* in Port Townsend: oh my goddddd hiiiii 😍😍😍😍😍

Edwin:

Edwin: upon consideration I am simply far too repressed for this nonsense. Thank you and good day gentlemen

#*or crow or cat or whatever #dead boy detectives

[19burstraat]

Idk why you would hc or interpret that Kaz would be possessive of / excessively jealous with Inej once they're 'official' post-canon (major misreading of their relationship imo) when instead you can have shit like Sailor's Wife Brekker:

Kaz, ten seconds after Inej leaves: It Has Now Been Twenty Years Since Inej Put Out To Sea And I Am Certain I Will Never Live To See Her Return, Or That She Has Found A Superior Man Who Truly Deserves Her On Some Distant Shore. I Tragically Make My Peace With Being A Sailor's Widow And Never Seeing Her Again. I Will Dedicate My Life, My Anger Issues, And My Demonic Intellect To Her Noble Cause.

Inej, somewhere on the True Sea on the boat he bought her: hope my ketterdam mobster husband is still alive and hasn't been beaten to death in a gang brawl! miss him :)

#every time he's getting SO ready to be Penelope of Ithaca and every time Inej tales like a Normal amount of time to come back #no tapestry unravelling for you boy #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #crooked kingdom #my post #kaz does have a tinge of Jealous Girlfriend abt him but he'd also probably not actually Do anything about it. just sulk

[beyondplusultra]

every lover's got a little dagger in their hand

#p5 #akeshu #shuake #akira kurusu #goro akechi #ren amamiya #p5 joker #p5 crow #Love From the Other Side - Fall Out Boy #offers this up to the altar. BY GOD I HAVE MISSED DRAWING MY BOYS #my art #art 2023

[glowsticcc]

it’s my sons birthday today tell him happy birthday or i’ll blow up this entire building

#qsmp #art #digital art #qsmp fanart #qsmp chayanne #chayanne the egg #MY SPECIALIST BOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD #MY BABYY #love how phil’s like ‘chayanne doesn’t really care about his birthday’ #and all the crows are like ‘we need to throw our baby boy a birthday party our perfect angel boy’

[thatoneacecryptid]

Sometimes a family can be a crazy smart illiterate heir, a bi boy with an adrenaline problem, a fabulous witch, the boy she trained who loves her very much, a sweetheart with enough sharp things on her she can legally be classified as a porcupine, and a traumatized and terrifying boy who needs to go to sleep

#and the bi boy’s dad #six of crows #crooked kingdom #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #colm fahey

[grindeldorefanatic]

I was never told about this scene???

#A touch A TOUCH HAS THIS BOY BLUSHING #wesper #six of crows #crooked kingdom #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #shadow and bone season 2 #nina zenik #mattias helvar #Matthias is like #i feel your pain

[swiftie-as-a-coursing-river]

Matthias Helvar appreciation post bc I love him with all my heart and he doesn’t get enough love and he deserves so much more

#my baby wolfie tulip boy #I love him so much #I just wanna squeeze his face #no i will not elaborate #grishaverse swifties #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone #matthias helvar #crooked kingdom #helnik #Nina zenik #I also want this to be a Helnik appreciation post #bc they don’t get enough love either

[multi-fandom-mouse-rat]

This is what Wylan looks like in my brain 90% of the time

#soc #the scrunkly #soc fanart #wesper #wesper fanart #wylan fahey #wylan van sunshine #wylan van eck #soc wylan #wylan my boy #wylan van eck fanart #jesper fahey #jesper fahey fanart #six of crows duology #shadow and bone season two #s&b fandom #s&b season 2 #six of crows fanart #six of crows #scrunkly art

[swaps55]

Cover art by the utterly phenomenal @legionofpotatoes!

Mezzo

Pairing: mshenko | Rating: M Tags: Canon-typical violence, trauma, dealing with your problems poorly, body autonomy struggles   Summary: The twists and turns of ME2, through the eyes of everyone but Commander Shepard. Chapter Summary: Death was the only way

Chapter 1: Stars | Read on Ao3

At first, you think you can survive this. Your ship is in pieces, your momentum catapulting you away from the wreck, the planet you call Alchera watching serenely as your life burns. You tell yourself, you’ve faced worse. The first time you fought death was the first breath you took, into lungs that weren’t ready, in a body too small and fragile to survive on its own. You struggled for days in a vessel adrift between our stars, an insignificant speck of heat in our cold universe, determined to burn as bright as a sun. When your mother finally held you for the first time, she showed you to us and asked if we were what you were in such a hurry to see for yourself. You have always been ours. You were ours when your father sang you to sleep while we gleamed through the shutters. You were ours when you rose for the first time on unsteady legs because you wanted to see us. You were ours when you felt our power come to life under your skin and understood that we are part of you in ways you’d never imagined. How many times did you palm the glow of dark matter in your hand and imagine you were one of us? But no matter how bright you burn now, it won’t be enough to save you. There is fear, now, but you swallow it back.    The second time you fought death it wasn’t your life you were fighting for. You begged, pleaded, to march into the unknown and rescue a father who didn’t come home, and when no one listened, you turned to us in the dark and begged to take his place. That was when you learned we could be cruel.   We felt your pain, we heard your anger, we wi ditnessed your tears and did nothing. And you forgave us. We wonder if you will forgive us now.

Read the rest on Ao3 | The Mezzo Playlist

#mass effect #mshenko #alchera #n7 day #my fic #mass effect art #opus!art #commander shepard #whooo boy let's see if this initial pov experiment pays off #please freak out over the artwork #i have been chewing drywall over it for months now #it's perfect #i gave legionofpotatoes such vague vibes and holy crow did he deliver something amazing #i will never be over this art

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔫 𝔏𝔢𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔉𝔲𝔩𝔩 ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴 𝔐𝔞𝔨𝔢𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨 𝔭𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞 𝔒𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 յ𝔰𝔱 𝔊𝔢𝔫 𝔑𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬 𝔊𝔞𝔪𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔶 𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔢𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴 (յգգՅ)

#The Crow (1993) #Nintendo Game Boy #Brandon Lee #Behind the Scenes #Eric Draven #photography #photo #90s #90's #1993 #the crow