#the orange one is sir

[lee-a-p]

andrew and the cats

#andrew minyard #aftg andrew #andrew x neil #post canon #aftg #aftg fanart #king fluffkins #sir fat cat mccatterson #the orange one is sir #the tan one is king #aftg post canon #andrew with piercings gives me gender envy #i want his gender #scary little dude #who is gay for a silly little guy

[moonsnqil]

'it's safer when i'm by your side' (final vers.)

by your side - flatsound

details:

#i actually quite like the mini posters i designed for this #i struggled SO much with the lighting on this one #im like 80% sure in the ec nora says one of the cats is a tortie so i hc that to be the one andrew picked out and neil picked the orange one #aftg #the foxhole court #all for the game #andreil #tfc #andrew minyard #neil josten #nora sakavic #artists on tumblr #sir fat cat mccatterson #king fluffkins

[jadedchainsaw]

Asking One Piece men to peel an orange/tangerine for you.

Through the good graces of our girl Nami, she let you have one of her precious tangerines, but you don’t want to peel it so instead you go to bug one of your crewmate’s.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Cross guild, Red-haired Shanks, Firefist Ace

———————————————————————-

Shanks:

He agrees…

You give him the orange…..

He peels it……..

He looks deep into your eyes…………

And the bastard starts eating it right in front of you

Mihawk:

Honestly I’m 50/50 on this

This is the man who destroyed Don Kriegs fleet because they disturbed his nap way back when’s

In the right mood, sure he’ll peel it for you

But if you have to wake him up to ask him…

I’m just saying, his eyes are intimidating as fuck-

Ace:

Motherfucker falls asleep the second he starts to peel it for you

You hand it to him, he takes it from you, and his head hits the deck literally

If he manages to peel it completely he’ll hold it just out of your reach and make you have to jump for it with a smirk on his face

“Oh c’mon babe, I thought you said you wanted an orange!”

Crocodile:

*eyes hook hand* yeah that’s not happening, sorry babes.

…

Unless you like dehydrated oranges

Buggy:

“Hey Buggy, can you peel this orange for me? I just don’t like the feeling, y’know?”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY NOSE?”

“…”

If you’re intimidating enough I’m sure he’ll cave and peel it for you

He’ll grumble about how he was once one of the most feared pirates in the East Blue

Probably starts cussing out the strawhats while he’s at it

Ends up getting so worked up and angry he squishes your orange in his hand

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece x you #red haired shanks #shanks x reader #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #mihawk x reader #one piece mihawk #one piece shanks #sir crocodile #crocodile one piece #crocodile x reader #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #captain buggy #buggy x reader #portgas d ace #fire fist ace #ace x reader #portgas ace x reader #asking one piece to peel an orange for you

[hey-august]

⚔️ Would he peel the orange? 🍊 (Cross Guild x Reader)

🐊 Crocodile 🐊

Yes. But only once.

It's malicious compliance, really.

After you've asked a few times, he'll give in with a grumble.

It's a massacre. A slaughter.

The poor citrus was hooked and stabbed so many times that it's a sad pulpy lump.

Crocodile licks the juice off his fingers and winks at you.

He claims that he was trying to get the seeds out. Really, it was all to make a point.

He'd rather pay someone to peel oranges for you. Or buy you fruit that is less high maintenance.

Here's the thing, though, Crocodile has no qualms about peeling bananas for you. He seems to have a soft spot for that particular fruit...

🦅 Mihawk 🦅

Yes, although he'll make a sly comment at first. He's seen you peel oranges before.

He's aware this is some sort of game. A test. And he's willing to indulge you.

Mihawk pulls off the peel in one long continuous strip. It's a beautiful curled ribbon of zest.

He also picks at any areas with too much pith, carefully removing the bitter fluff.

The same for stringy pieces. His deft fingers meticulously remove anything that would ruin your snack.

Mihawk also asks if you want him to segment the orange. It seems like he wants to do this part, so you let him.

After this, there's an unspoken expectation that you'll peel oranges for each other. You're not as thorough, but you're learning.

Eventually, the smell of citrus reminds you of the swordsman.

🤡 Buggy 🤡

So...no.

The first time you ask, he just cuts the orange into wedges. It doesn't matter if the peel is still there, you can just eat the fruit.

The next time you ask, he dramatically pulls off his gloves and snatches the orange from your hands.

He pulls off pieces of peel and drops them wherever. On the table, the floor, dropping them over the railing...

And since you're a captive audience waiting, Buggy will start cracking jokes and telling stories.

He gets so invested into whatever story he's telling that he starts eating the orange. Your orange.

Buggy doesn't realize until he's eaten nearly half of the citrus fruit.

He looks at you with cheeks full of partially chewed orange and juice on his chin to ask if you wanted the rest or if he could have it.

Happy Valentine's Day, loves. ❤️

#cross guild headcanons #buggy x reader #crocodile x reader #mihawk x reader #cross guild x reader #x reader #buggy #buggy the clown #mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #crocodile #sir crocodile #one piece #orange peel theory #one piece orange peel theory

[empressofmankind]

So, uhm.

I adjusted his Alabaste colourscheme for deuteranopia because crocodiles?

...I feel like I am on to something here.

#the fact of how ridiculously good this look probably proves my point #And the odds are like #nearly 1 in 10 for men #and it explains the classic green-orange (mis)matching #I mean I absolutely love his orange colours schemes?? #but this is too clever if I may say so myself ngl #omg #sir crocodile #one piece #one piece crocodile #crocodile one piece #op crocodile #cross guild #one piece fanart #op fanart #one piece art #one piece manga #cross guild fanart #fanart #sketchbook #alcohol markers #traditional drawing #traditional illustration #traditional art #markers #buggy thoughts #imperial art farts

[mugentakeda]

ok so i made these in like 15 min on my phone hence the quality and how weird everything looks but i was thinking ab a young adult croc before he lost his arm and tits and stuff. Crocodile teeth cowboy hat.

#id imagine hed run into dragon around this time. I had no specific age in mind when i drew this #but yeah cowboy hat. big silver belt buckle. big brown fur coat. flannels all in shades of purple and orange. smoking a dart. serving cunt. #always causibg problems and eco terrorism will always be his first resort solution. No wonder dragon tapped #sir crocodile #one piece #alicias art

[denkisauce]

i know we all headcanon adult todoroki as living a lux life on his dads credit card but what if: his journey of separating himself from his fathers legacy included making his own way in the world?

#ykwim!! #i see another life for shouto and it’s a crappy studio apartment with his himbo orange cat 🥺 #idk just thinking about how financial dependence is one of the oldest ways of manipulating someone else’s life #so i can imagine a shouto that would rather do it entirely on his own even if it means having to learn how to cook!! #unrelated i moved into my own place last week 🎉🎉🎉 #this was absolutely not me procrastinating on unpacking no sir #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #my arts #my stuff

[one-orange-braincell]

The pump for Mally's water fountain bowl broke, and he refuses to drink the DISGUSTING STAGNANT SWILL WATER I left out specifically to taunt and/or poison him. He's been forced to perch precariously on the axolotl tank and drink amphibian bathwater instead, lest he perish dramatically of thirst. But he's made it abundantly clear that he is not happy about it.

NOT. HAPPY.

#ants are spawning spontaneously on my desk #my WORK desk #I just moved out of an apartment where every summer approximately 25% of the walls and floors were ants #and now I live in a delightfully ant-free brick and concrete box #but the fuckers FOLLOWED ME TO WORK #you could say I am also #NOT. HAPPY. #mallymkun #one orange braincell #orange cat #akish #kinda #the sir not appearing in this film

[seahydra]

OUUHHHHHHHH YAY HI I redesigned my MC slash S/I a little and actually drew her full body for once!!! What if there was a gal who was a prince who was also a knight???

TAGS yippee I hope you guys don't mind if it's only one half of bitcrush though x_x !!! @gible-love-nibles @sweethardtz @taintedloveletter @nep-ships @selfrinsert

#atari.png #To hell with not wanting to reuse image colors btw royal blue is MY THING!!!!!!!! And it looks good with orange anyway so. #self inserts #obey me mc #I made his hair a bit longer too because 1. I'm growing mine out and 2. it's sexier #Anyway yaaay sir lazarus!!! Resident ouji wearer and number one admirer of the worlds biggest loser #SI: ⚔️⚰️

[its-hyperfixation]

he’s a 10 but he’s actually insane

merwaine fest 2022; day 3

#merwaine fest 2022 #merwainefest #merwaine #merlin x gwaine #merlin bbc #bbc merlin #merwaine fest #merlinfests #merlin fests #gwaine #sir gwaine #merwaine fest day 3 #humour + fav colour combo #of course i went with orange and teal bc what else #also this is late as FUCK but i committed to this and i’m gonna make myself do each one to feel smth #anyways hopefully this isn’t to shitty LOL unfortunately some of the small text looks unreadable on mobile #but i can’t fix it now i already closed photopea 😭 #okay i’m going to bed #ayman gifs

[socksandbuttons]

Oncr again i am thinking too hard about colors

#in regards to space moon and sun rn #i kno2 what color i want suns outfit but then come moon which i struggle with blues #but i do know suns entirety will have NO orange #but i also want to be clear theyre paralelling eachother and the eclipses #in outfit yes they do but in color i need to focus ob them whichu can se my provlem but i have sun sort of figured out so moon shouldnt #be too bad but i need a secondary #which i went no purple or teal which uh oh dear might have to give for one #its cause sun has about 3 colors happening #yellow a teal and red obvi #where as moon will have blue maybe orange instead of yellow but hmnnnn #purhqps just a navy???? #i have a bajillion markers this should be fine #anyway cant go on my computer and test around there rn #most colors onbcharacters are done bUT those two lol #anyway u can almost always tell i try and minimize color usage lol #bu5 then augh their faces toooo.... hmn #looks at angel and proceeds to sip tea #sir u could be an answer but ur not

[c1nn4-bunny]

I'm changing my name and moving to Antarctica k thanks bai /j

#I have GOT to get more normal about Nigel for his sake woagh i did NOT know he had a tumblr end me oh my god #Is this what it feels like to have your hero walk past you in a walmart????? Sir??? Sir?!? #How do I process that this man is 1.) the reason I am trans #2.) I HAVE *GOT* TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT CIRCLE OH GEEZ. deleting everything forever goodbye /j #Me. With a name and gender directly yoinked from this man's work. Being so very normal about this yes yes. #me. orange everything comp sci major literally voice trained off him little guy. ME oh GODDDDDD #anyway hi mutuals I'm having a normal one tonight heart emoji (I was perceived. Awful.) #c1nn4bunny.txt

[chipjrwibignaturals]

actually changing my answer for why i want to fight bizly from “it would be fun” to “why the fuck did you make chips tattoos orange/red”

#yes yes symbolic whatever HE NEEDS A FUCKING CONTRAST HIGHLIGHT COLOR!!!!! #and that WAS his blue!!!! but now he’s just. red and brown and orange and tan. #it’s ONE TONE HE NEEDS AN ACCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE IT BLUE FLAME COWARD!!! #sorry but this is the One part of the redesigns I will Always have spite with I’m. SIR YOUR COLOR BALANCE

[rigaudon]

Why is he like this

#catte #cats #one orange brain cell #orange cat #ryker #sir that doesnt look comfy

[emdotcom]

Ladybug season. I am escorting so many small, horny beasts out of the building. 🐞 Sir, get out

#gale chatter #notsfw text #they are so small. they do not bite me & usually freeze once i grab them #but one fell on the floor it was like the world's worst experience of dropping a tiny pill but this time it moved #& actively did not want me to pick it up #it's mostly orange ladybugs around here which are apparently full of toxins. sir why are you scrambling so hard i cannot eat u

[strawbabycowboy]

about to wage war w my landlord bc he’s refusing (after waiting until i paid rent) to remove a nonworking swamp cooler from my window so i can actually get air flow this summer. this hoe fr is so condescending and is also trying to blame my CAT for the chain part INSIDE the ceiling fan breaking like.... get a fucking grip and grow up, you cheap piece of shit slum lord

#my rent is 1050 a month #with 50 for utilities #my cold water runs orange from rusted pipes sometimes #the swamp cooler is rusted doesnt work and prob has squirrels living in it #the window its attached to also doesnt open #every single floor in my apartment is slanted so all my cooking or baking #slides to one side of the pans/pots #im like... theres wires hanging loose all around the apartment #theres no lighting going up the stairs in the back of the building OR under the stairs in the back #like..... the washing machine stains our clothes #and when it leaked last winter the basement smelled AWFUL and was so hot and gross #and then the owner of my mgmt team basically told me i was dramatic #like sir mold could have grown and ppl could have used the machine/dryer and electrocuted themselves or smth #like i honestly will kill you bitch! dont fucking test me! #i feel so trapped here by the management company #like its never bad until i need maintenance done bc they dont want to pay people to come out and fix stuff #like so dont own a business! OR become a jack of all trades and do it urself #genuinely would be so happy taking a bat or axe to this fucker #gruesome! but its how i feel im sooooo sick of his shit #personal