#the original wife guy

[halogalopaghost]

[Mr. Monk voice] my wife

#the original wife guy #please I know this is gonna be a two note flop post but I think im so fucking hilarious #the ghost speaks #monk

[edwardian-girl-next-door]

Bleak House (1985), Episode 2

Dir. Ross Devenish. Suzanne Burden as Esther Summerson, Denholm Eliot as John Jarndyce, Lucy Hornak as Ada Clare, Phillip Franks as Richard Carstone, Diana Rigg as Lady Dedlock, T. P. McKenna as Harold Skimpole, Johnathon Moore as William Guppy, Robin Bailey as Sir Leicester Dedlock

#i always forget how much i DETEST harold skimpole #and also how much i adore sir leicester #the original wife guy #bleak house #charles dickens #bleak house 1985 #suzanne burden #denholm elliott #t. p. mckenna #robin bailey #diana rigg #period drama #screen caps #masterpiece theater #edwardian-screen-caps-next-door

[frenchfry99]

📺 Turn on your TV or you'll miss the chance to hear from the neighborhood's cheeriest bug! ☀

In her part of the show, she'd teach kids all different kinds of facts about the weather, why it is like this and what should they do, like how to tell it's gonna rain, sometimes would do little geography lessons which she sure knows a lot about!

Would most definitely advertise various stuff from Howdy's shop that would be useful for the weather she's telling about, like "a new neat umbrella and rain boots for the gloomy soggy days" or "a refreshing cold drink to help with the summer heat!"

You could call Daria quite the fashionista, she likes to pick her attire matching the weather, both in matters of style and comfort. She always makes sure that her neighbors are dressed according to the temperature and etc too, so for example, she better not catch you without your scarf when it's freezing outside- (would give you a lecture why you should wear one and will put her own on you lol)

(most of her outfits are made by my other oc Sunny, a shy tailor who's not big on very chatty and loud people, but him and Daria somehow get along really well!)

Definitely owns a ton of different sunglasses too, it's nearly impossible to see Daria without them.

Daria got into the neighborhood by a storm. Dragonflies are undeniably great at flying but not even they can always predict what they'll get into on their way! But don't worry, she got into trustworthy hands (or wings?-) of neighborhood's mail-bird Sean Gull, could it be love at first sight-

She's transfem, pan and polyamorous

Being overly energetic, Daria sometimes bumps into other neighbors , just not noticing they're standing in the way while she's deep in thought. Would be pretty apologetic if she makes them fall- It'd take her some time to remember where she was heading to too..

She'd also oftenly appear as a star guest at the regular human weather forecast or some scientific geography TV programs :D

(I'll prolly add up more info later as my burnout passes, have a lil doodle of her human ver instead lol)

#guys meet my wife.. #welcome home #welcome home oc #my art #oc #original character #welcome home puppet show #I may not have friends but I have my wife!! #the fact that her husband is a seagull makes me giggle #welcome home project #wh oc #she's so silly gahh!!! #average lady gaga listener- #she has the cool auntie energy hushjgjhh #made her design like ages ago but never posted it oops- #not the biggest fan of it now but I do like her human version! she's slaying! #definitely calls others darlin' on occasions- #daria d. dragonfly

[gaybravado]

*unconvincingly* hate this dude

#new d&d character just dropped #julian r #sketch #original #they/them pronouns but they're also a wife guy #business casual wizard skirt

[firyfox]

It's time to bring this baby out again

#bakugo is an 'I love my wife' guy #bakudeku #bkdk #dechan #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo #katsudeku #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #ktdk #mha spoilers #mha 406 #mha 405 #original post

[cocopudu]

deadlines incoming ‼️📃📤

#snail #office job #9 to 5 #father snail #he has to support his wife and nine kids #working overtime #poor guy #:-( #original art #digital art #art

[ghostbl00]

the silly little priest man 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰with ridiculous cross shaped gun🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#he’s my boyfriend!!! #my wife even #do u guys understand!??!? #im spreading long haired wolfwood propaganda #I haven’t drawn him in so long it’s a crime #art #fanart #my art #procreate #trigun #digital art #original art #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood trigun #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #trimax

[formosusiniquis]

Aging rockstar Eddie Munson who goes viral on tiktok after dueting a fancam of him and Stevie that is backed by the bi wife energy audio.

It's shaky, clearly a spur of the moment response, Eddie is obviously captivated for a second by a clip of Stevie that starts to play. He sighs and directs his attention back to the audience. "I love my beautiful wife, the sun to my moon, the light of my life."

You can just make out another voice from somewhere in the background call out, "Love you too!"

"But I did not survive being an openly gay teenager in the 1980s in rural Indiana to be called a heterosexual!" 

He zooms in closer to his face, it's unclear whether this was intentional, "I did not go through a sexuality crisis in the early 90s when she transitioned, to be called a heterosexual."

Stevie comes out from somewhere behind where Eddie is ranting to drape herself around his shoulders, "Oh that's a good picture of us." The original video is a step above thirst trap and the picture in question is a pap shot of Stevie and Eddie from a long past Halloween. Stevie is in the famous Farrah onepiece and Eddie is in first husband Lee Majors' Six Million Dollar Man red tracksuit.

"You just like it cause we actually ran into Farrah and she liked your hair."

"It was also-"

She isn't dislodged as Eddie fails, well practiced at staying on her perch. "I didn't cancel the back half of our 1995 tour because of morning sickness to get called a HETEROSEXUAL!"

Stevie's smile is indulgent and soft, it wrinkles the corners of her eyes in soft crows feet that betray her age. "You can be trans and straight."

"A fucking ally then!"

She's got a sage Mona Lisa smile as the video ticks to a close, "I love my husband, and he's actually bi."

#steddie #t4t steddie #transfem steve harrington #stevie harrington #trans eddie munson #do you ever get the bi wife energy song stuck in your head for weeks at a time cause your brain is broken? #anyway i am enchanted by the idea that both halves of steddie gave eachother little bi crisises #little freshman stevie getting butterflies over this charismatic sophomore #eddie who has been sure hes gay since he can remember being completely blindsided by his attraction to stevie #is this a vecna verse thing who knows #maybe they went their seperate ways and came back together but either way #stevie also likes the halloween picture because thats their first halloween with their daughter technically #eddie had to scrap his original costume plans because he started showing #idk i just imagine a famous eddie keeping his personal life private and then people make assumptions about this guy and his wife #and those assumptions are that hes straight and that just wont stand

[akatsukitrash]

Scapegoat vs Golden Child. When you see the self you hate in your oldest and the woman you love in your youngest.

I like to think Butsuma was harsher on Hashirama because he saw his child self in him, while he saw his deceased wife in Tobirama. I love exploring the fucked up Senju dynamics in But in this twilight, our choices seal our fate. Chapter 3 coming up this Friday :D

#tobirama senju #hashirama senju #butsuma senju #senju tobirama #senju hashirama #senju butsuma #senju clan #naruto #naruto fanart #btw the boys' mom doesnt have silver hair and red eyes. she has light brown hair and black eyes #u can see her colourized version in a previous art ive posted #also i like the idea that sjes the original Senju Pout #and that hashirama has dimples. he has a dimples guy kind of vibe #butsuma is abusive to both of them but hes a bit more leniant towards tobs bc he sees his wife in him and bc hes the sick kid #hashirama takes too much after him. and hes terrified kf seeikg his son make the same 'mistakes' #everyone in this fic has ptsd atp lmaooo

[ratherbeinsunnydale]

i just gotta say i really love how they are portraying the very specific type of man that viserys is. which is like, nice enough? and to be clear, i’m not saying he’s nice but that on the surface, he appears to be a very kind and caring man and father but maybe not a great king. but he also does not do anything to buck against the norms of westeros and will do what is most convenient for him because he is afraid and ultimately spineless.

like he loved his wife and cares deeply about her, but also he pressured her through multiple pregnancies and no he did not include her in the choice re:the birth and let her die terrified because he was too spineless to tell her the truth of the situation or include her in the decision he made

and he loved his daughter but not enough to claim her as heir until his brother pissed him off and then to try and do damage control and say he should’ve always seen it and yet after naming her heir he continues to exclude her and belittle her before his council while still eventually cashing in on the fact that he did name her heir (even if he’s not doing any work or putting in any effort to prepare her)

and he’s disturbed at the thought of marrying a 12 year old but also is comfortable regularly meeting with and grooming his 15 year old daughter’s best friend and is unnerved that Laena is being tutored on how to speak to him and persuade him but is willfully ignorant to the possibility that otto holds a similar sway over alicent and also is willfully ignorant to the fact that rhaenyra agreed to the marriage but would genuinely have never felt comfortable with him marrying her best friend

viserys just has this vibe of like “hey he could be worse” and sometimes a vibe that he thinks he’s pretty alright because of that and it can just be very sinister. he’s so spineless.

i don’t know what i’m saying i just feel like it’s a flavor of character thrones hasn’t quite touched on before. and i’m enjoying their take on it and paddy considine is great.

#house of the dragon #i feel like a lot of men in the original series had hints of this behavior but not to this extent #it just feels like a very evolved take to look at viserys and be like hey this guy maybe he won’t marry a 12 year old and he won’t cheat on #his wife but he’s still kind of a piece of shit #although i will also say watching some of the creators and actors talking i’m not even sure they are 100% aware that this archetype is what #they are playing with #kinda like how emily carey said alicent enjoyed the time she had with viserys #but we can also definitely say that she is being pressured to go there and not 100% comfortable #rather rambles

[whump-on-a-string]

Based on that Ask about if it's Parish who usually patches up my blorbos. The answer is Yes.

Parish has been dealing with Dallan's tendency to run into unfortunate shenanigans for the past 10 or so years. Dallan would probably have died a long time ago if he weren't pals with/working for a very good elven doctor. Poor dude's got Chronic Whumpee Disease.

ANYWAYS. What really started it was a dinner party Dr. Parish and a half-elf friend attended at Mr. Richard's greathouse. Dallan was just the lil resident servant boy cinnamon roll who took their coats & stuff. The head maid wasn't a fan of how the half-elf friend was critiquing her methods of keeping her staff busy so she tried to play a bit of a prank on him by messing with his food that backfired horrendously and nearly killed Wolf (and littol babby Dallan by proxy because Wolf was sharing his snacks because look at him. He was just so smol and helpful and looked like he needed a lil treat 🥺)

Doctor Parish was furious.

#whump #whump art #Dallan #Parish #Alice #My Art #OC #Original #Lore #littol babby Dallan when he was like 12-15 years old. Just a poor little guy. :( #A family can be a 100+ yr old elf doctor with his adopted human son that works for his rich human friend he used to treat the wife of right #the nuclear family doesnt exist anyways #maybe the real treasure was the family-like friends you made along the way that help you through your traumatic events huh Dallan? #poison #poisoning

[akicklineisinevitable]

Paul and Emma both have Bi Wife Energy and they're also both the Bi Wife. truly the perfect couple

#you guys remember that tiktok right #🎵 bi wife energy. he has bi wife energy 🎵 #anyway it's 4am #originals #paulkins #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield series #hatchetfield universe #paul matthews #emma perkins

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

dale lee using his entire first turn in d20 history to help his wife do cool shit is truly so iconic of him

#my hot take is dale shouldve done better in the twitter wife guy poll #who else has a wife guy aura #dimension 20 #d20 #originals #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers #the unsleeping city #d20 the unsleeping city #tuc #d20 tuc #the unsleeping city chapter ii #the unsleeping city spoilers #tucii #dimension 20 tuc #judith watches the unsleeping city #dale lee #sofia lee

[morticry]

Abdirak x Tracy. bg3 cosplay!

#character design #oc #original character #my art #tracy #fanart #bg3 #balders gate 3 #abdirak #the wife was like “this guy is so tracycore” #watched a youtube video of his scene and #tattoo

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

[epicthemusicalincorrectquotes]

Penelope: *does her whole thing with the suitors* Odysseus:

#homer's odyssey #odyssey spoilers #odysseus #penelope odyssey #epic incorrect quotes #epic: the musical #epic the troy saga #yes i am aware he is problematic now #But Odysseus is the original problematic wife guy #so deal with it #tagamennon