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makeitquietly · 1 year

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The Pest (1922) & The Music Box (1932)

#Stan Laurel #Oliver Hardy #Joy Winthrop #Laurel and Hardy #The Pest #1922 #1920s #The Music Box #1932 #1930s #sound shorts #movies #Stan's solo work #my gifs

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malinastharlock · 1 year

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I like to...

Party with my peeps

Cruise 'n creep

Playin' three card monte on these crazy streets

Straight hustler, I'm gonna scam in a minute

So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget

Slick shyster, The pest-meister

Livin' life in Miami's Vice

"Myah see, nobody messin' with the frog, see

Where's your Messiah now?"

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

"Nice lady I'm hurting I'm hurting

I'm sexy but I'm hurting

Alright already"

I'm ridica-licka-lous

Like a booger I stick to this

Take a whiff of this

One stinky dinky, ha ha ha

Two stinky dinky, ha ha ha

#lgbtq #trans #transgender #transfem #trans woman #transgirl #lgbtqia #me #selfie #trans princess #the pest

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scribledon · 10 months

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Just posting a few doodles of different Stans I did and then going to bed

#laurel and hardy #stan laurel #a chump at oxford #the pest #babes in toyland #march of the wooden soldier #lord paddington #stannie dum

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seeksstaronmewni · 10 months

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which way, Western Cartoonist? The 4th batch

Giant King Squidward vs. Spongebob & Patrick or Giant Squid vs. Eel? [tweet]

Super Saiyan Gumball or Super Saiyan Kale? [tweet]

Heart on Spongebob’s tongue or heart on Baby Grizz’s tongue? [tweet]

Birdfeed on Ren & Stimpy’s tongues or birdseed on Kelsey’s tongue? [tweet]

Nurse Bazooka or a “mer-kid”? [tweet]

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ivanzplaid · 1 year

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MAN!!! ALSO, HAPPY 1K HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME. In honour of Valentine's Day, I request any John Leguizamo character of your choice and how they would celebrate Valentine's Day >:3

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY🫶 THNK YOU SM IM IN UTTWR SHOCK ABOUT IT BUT YOURE THE BEST TYSMM

and i am SO glad you requested this, i wanted an excuse to write something for them, ao as a little treat for 1k AND because its you, i have 2 characters in mind🙏🙏 i hope you love it as much as i do

my tumblr is acting like a bitch rn and wont post a certain part of the fic so im struggling so badly to try and fix it LMFAOO

Pestario Vargas | Jimmy Martinez x Gn! Reader + Valentines Day Celebrations + Romance & Fluff | Headcanons & Short Fic | Valentine's Day Love

Part One: Pestario Vargas

Warnings: Some Violence Mentioned at other people, Mentions of bad backgrounds for Jimmy

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Pest

he tries his best in a relationship, but like most other things, he doesn't take valentines day *as* seriously as others

he'll wake you up later in the day just so you can sleep in, and he'll have some type of formal wear on ( maybe a suit, maybe its a kilt, find out based on the date! )

granted he will stroke your cheek and whisper cheesy little names, and if you dont wake up then, he'll physically PULL you out of bed. either way your day starts with him😊😊

he already has an outfit planned for you, it will be matching with his, he thinks matching outfits are the shit and believes you two will be supermodel material

he also likes it because it shows you two are together, but then again he loves pda, so no need to worry about that

"Baby!! Look, I even made you some breakfast, its a Cuban cuisine :)"

the breakfast is just eggs and bacon

the bacon is burnt and the eggs are still stuck on the pan, they are rock solid

he smiles nice and wide and waits for your response, which you promptly suggest a day out

he loves the idea!!! he already has a few places in mind that he thinks youd love, he has the cash to take you out of course ( from winning the hunt & scamming people )

he is the typa guy to slip you a $1 and say 'theres more where that came from😏'

ANYWAYS he will drive you to a nice little brunch where he cuts infront of the line and almost gets banned from the place for disturbing customers

he will embarrass you, act all corny and pull you into him with a kiss and act like hes in a romcom

"Oh yes, me and my HONEYBUN would love a table. For TWO yes, just for us." 😚😚

will ask about every item on the menu in extensive detail, just gives you more time tk think!!

loves to just stare at you longingly to mess with you, but the entire time would talk about his plans and how he used to celebrate valentines day with ninja & chubby ( they threw ninja out of a car and made him find his way home then surprised him with a movie )

afterwards he will chauffeur you around town, its now your day together and he wants you to have a beautiful day, but he will have music blasting the whole time

shopping date!!! youre going out with him & hes going to complain slightly even though he took you out

"You just look so dashing in everything, wanna go to the Movies now?"

hes into pda, so naturally he has an arm around you or is holding your hand, or is ruffling your hair ( or playing with your curls gently )

he likes to show you off to his friends, mainly making them jealous and because he thinks youre perfect

shenanigans, tomfoolery, skulduggery, all of it is happening today

he will get you roses, that is one of thr only things he'll keep genuine, he picks up the common gentlemanly actions from his dad

however, at the end of the day, hes going to be making dinner

yes just him, by himself

he considers it his duty because he wants you to be impressed & charmed by his abilities

he follows a cooking tutorial BUT. he does it

he makes a dinner, an edible dinner

hes never been prouder of himself, he feels so overjoyed that he forgets the pan is still hot and ends up slightly burning himself

BUT HE DID IT!!! he counts today as a VERG romantic date🫶🫶

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You feel your body shift slightly, readjusting to the light thats now casting itself directly in your eyes. The covers against your arms are slowly pulled away, as a figure looms over you, admiring your sleeping figure.

The familiar voice of Pest makes you even sleepier, you can hear his smile while he talks, his voice calming your body down into the mattress. You can already tell he's been up, for one because he's never up before you, and two, by his hand that caressed your cheek, trying to get you up gently so you could see what he's done.

Your head leans into his touch, letting out a sigh. That is until he moves both hands to your shoulders, grasping onto you tightly before shaking you up, hearing his little giggles after your eyes shoot open.

"Oh there you are! My little ball of sunshine is awake! How're ya feeling? Ready to start the day?"

Theres a moment in between your adrenaline rush and the culture shock of being shaken awake, that you see his eyes, and realize that hes just Pest. Your Pest, trying to bring you out of bed, just so you could begin your day with him.

"I've come up with this new delicacy, purely from my own thought, all for you Babe. 'Breakfast'"

#The Pest #Pestario Vargas #The Pest 1997 #john leguizamo #john leguizamo x reader #my babe #jimmy martinez #pestario x reader #pest x reader #mr scrooge #violent night #violent night 2022 #violent night x reader #jimmy martinez x reader

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willibeest · 10 months

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Character idea: A skittish child who watches The Pest religiously, but always has to brace himself for when this stupid vampire comes on

#willi writes #character idea #cinema #movies #films #the pest #john leguizamo

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ssskkrraawwwww · 2 years

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HOW MANY MORE MOVIES WE GONNA MAKE ABOUT HUNTING JOHN LEGUIZAMO FOR SPORT?

#the menu #the pest #john leguizamo

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ginnydesigns · 2 years

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“A-hyuck! A-hyuck! A-hyuck!”

Ginny Designs | The Goof [Parody poster design of The Pest for its 25th Anniversary, commissioned by Tommy Williams]

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Website: https://gianinaleano.wixsite.com/ginnydesigns

IG: @ginnydesigns + @arciel_imagogin

FB: @ginnyleanodesigns

Twitter: @arciel_imagogin

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themaledicted-if · 2 years

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"I should have killed you when I had that chance"

I'd like to see you try, Juane! I AM IMMORTAL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!............ But I was being serious, I specifically remember being blacklisted by you. Maybe it was on a different blog? Eh, whatever, I'm still gonna bug you black blacklist or no blacklist

I never blacklisted you. I was threatening you. Why do always get my name wrong??! You are ONE BIG PEST. I need a call an exterminator!!

#ask #pest #THE PEST #GO AWAY #I got a bug spray #you cockroach

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blitzy-blitzwing · 3 months

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Al: Our daughter. 😎

#he seems like he’d be a pest like that #hehehe #appleradio #radioapple #ish #Lucifer Morningstar #Alastor #Hazbin Hotel #my doodles

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an-egg-in-the-wrong-place · 3 months

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E G G I S D I C K

Huh?

Egg is there, sitting on the couch.

#the pest

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deweyusadictator · 6 months

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youtube

#the pest #music #Youtube

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crevicedwelling · 5 months

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here’s a fun animal I saw in Borneo: the mammal!

unlike the rest of us, mammals are endothermic and produce their own body heat—but they’re not birds! it is covered in a thick coat of hair (you guessed it, separate evolutionary origin from feathers) and secretes a fatty liquid from special glands to nurture its larvae. mammals can be found almost worldwide and are highly adaptable. this one was making odd squeaking noises, possibly begging for morsels of food.

here’s another mammal I saw. pretty sure it’s a different species but I’m not an expert on identifying them