#there’s just all the mechanical shit

[snirtsnirkarts]

Guy help wtf is wrong with me

I have been watching Kwite recently and I have this genius idea for like an art thing but I can’t normal human it and I started making a comic but holy shit do I fucking hate drawing mechanical shit and this requires a LOT of it.

#send help #springtrap is there also #that’s apart of the main bit #it’s such a good fucking idea and someone has had to come up with it already but I haven’t seen it before #I’m a fresh out the womb Kwite viewer I have barely scraped the surface of the fandom #anyways but it’s such a cool fucking idea #and it’s haunting as hell #there’s just all the mechanical shit #and also there’s some things I haven’t quick figured out what I want them to look like #and yknow I haven’t go all the frames in mind #but I swear it’s such a cool idea I swear it’s so cool #and cruel #so curel #sorry Kwite you’re not getting abused or shit it’s just lowkey haunting #I know jackshit about fnaf but from what I’ve gathered this is what I’m making #I’m so worried I’m not gonna finish it and shit bc the amount of things like this I start and just never finish #I sure test post some Kwite shit to see the reaction #see if it’s worth it

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i use dissociation more than anything i’ve ever learned in my 10yrs of therapy

#actually bpd #bpd problems #bpd vent #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #dissociation is my favorite coping mechanism #that and avoidance #i love avoiding my problems until i can’t take it anymore and have a full blown breakdown about it #it’s easier to go through life ignoring everything that’s bothering you until it all just explodes one day #idk maybe that’s just me tho #right after every breakdown i feel like shit tho cuz i usually freak out everyone around me but i don’t know how else to cope #even tho i’ve had 10yrs of therapy nothing else worked for me #so dissociation it is babyyyy

[mechs-incorrect-quotes]

Ivy: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult. Tim: Myself.

#the mechanisms #the mechs #mechs-incorrect-quotes #ivy alexandria #gunpowder tim #y'all send more asks #i got like no shit to post #+ you're all like 100% funnier than me #like i just yoink a generator #man

[cassiesfalloutpage]

Soon it will be his day.

Story about scanners under the cut

I cannot get over how much of a silly little guy by scanner is. Turn him on, can't find connection. Set him on a nice little flat surface, he hums. Cannot find connection. Cradle him in my lap, feel him rumble like a cat as he scans, action complete.

He has anxiety and wants to be held.

Then I had to adjust the colors for an hour cause my boy is color blind.

#nick valentine #fallout #fallout 4 #watercolor #traditional art #art #artists on tumblr #fallout fanart #fanart #robot #smoking #why are you smoking boy your lungs are mechanical #lighter #my art #i think this painting stole all my artistic ability cause everything ive tried to do since has been utter ass #so I'm posting it early #fun fact the background was made entirely by layering. no mixing used. just a shit ton of pink and a blue glaze #also that fucking hat #boy that fucking hat #i hate drawing hats and I KEEP DOING IT

[imperatorrrrr]

Nico Hischier at the IHVW Development Camp Meet and Greet

(there’s also a video)

#Nico Hischier #New Jersey Devils #I’m sorry for all the cropping I just wanted to leave the children out #also the last picture reminds of this Nico and Nolan fic about how when Nico concentrates on something his tongue is sticking out #there was a bit in the fic where Bratters would send Nolan pics of Nico whenever Nico would be sticking his tongue out of the side of #his mouth cause he was concentrating too hard #I love that fic by the way the one where Nolan discovers make up as a coping mechanism for all of his shit #and Nico is just the perfect boyfriend #anyway wow these tags went off the deep end #here’s more Nico content for tbe masses!

[blazeismyname]

Hey so like. I was thinking about The Mechs' swimming habits since I was drawing my oc in his swimsuit aannnd...

You think Jonny exclusively doggy paddles like a child? Like, flailing his lims in an attempt to get himself anywhere? He just refuses to learn how to fucking swim and who the fuck cares if he drowns, he's immortal, he can essentially walk the sea floor if he wishes. So they just let him swim like a child and literally don't care

#the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny dville #its so funny in my mind #like #theyre all having fun #swimming and shit #the norm #and then Jonny is just full on feral slapping the water #going absolutely no where

[lifeof-pink]

when i first learned about how the fourth wall worked (making him view reality as a novel) the first thing i said was “…so he’s mentally ill. duh.”

because like????? “everything is awful and i am in terrible physical and mental anguish. i know how to make this better!” *enters derealization but like. magical*

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #orv spoilers #??? #i think thats pretty early in the series but idk #derealization #dereality #tagging those just in case #im probably fundamentally misunderstanding how the fourth wall works but like. #??????? #insert ‘all trauma is serious’ panel here #i have it saved to my phone actually #somewhere #that whole arc was really interesting because it began to show us behind the curtain of dokja’s past #or at least im fairly sure that that’s when they began to expose that? #they mightve showed it way earlier but that i think was the first time I realized that the story was going in a very different direction #than i thought it would #like oh shit this isnt just some guy who likes web novels this is a man who has been deeply suffering his whole life and has latched onto #fiction as a coping mechanism

[taffywabbit]

me: i wish someone other than intsys would make a good tactical RPG with Fire Emblem-style gameplay for me to enjoy

studio: look we made a cool new tactical RPG that fans of strategy games like Fire Emblem will enjoy

me: is the gameplay Final Fantasy Tactics or Advance Wars

studio: it's a good tactical RPG ma'am. fans of strategy games like Fire Emblem will enjoy it :)

me: *plays 20 minutes of it*

(it's FF Tactics or Advance Wars)

#buny text #no shade to either of those games but ff tactics is not really my thing and advance wars is EXTREMELY not my thing #and you would not believe the number of times i have been recommended something like Wargroove when i complain about the decline of FE game #i want more shit like FE Echoes #like literally i'd be overjoyed if i could just play ports/remakes of older FEs with modern difficulty balancing and QoL features #it's deeply frustrating to me that if i want an FE game without permadeath i have to also deal with dating mechanics and a persona calendar #i'm just really surprised i've seen so many indie devs and other studios play off of classic TRPGs but they never seem to do FE #i really thought fuckin uhhhh. triangle strategy or whatever was gonna be it. but i played the demo and it's FF tactics #anyways all the more reason for me to get into gamedev so i can make my OWN indie fire emblem. with gay nonbinary space furries or whatever

[presiding]

you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite

#if i haven't stuffed up my timezones this post should land on thanksgiving so here's somethin' to read to go with your food coma #dishonored #dishonored shitposting #emily kaldwin #billie lurk #dishonored fic #interesting the way the resurrection was handled - rock up to aramis stilton's powerpoint presentation basically #does anyone else think it would have been cool if you had to do the duke's palace first. #grab delilah's mortality and give it back in the past. like while she's vulnerable #kind of makes sense too from an emily character perspective #because she shows SO much character growth in stilton's manor #and then goes to the duke's palace next and IMMEDIATELY says the dumbest shit she says all game re: her entitlement and obliviousness #stilton's manor: wow ive learned so much i finally get it now! #nek minnet. emily misunderstands class warfare so bad she thinks she needs to sharpen her dads folding blade. emily. no #and if you think about it the duke's palace would have made a lot of sense for an earlier level just from emily's perspective. #hes very clearly her enemy compared to meagan's vague idea of where sokolov might be. a darker timeline perhaps #lovely Off_Topic mentioned hating time travel as a plot device and i have to agree. here's my take on that level anyway #also big thank you to RoseEll (<3) for saying it parallels the limitations of the game's mechanics interestingly ♥ #using this meme template was like. 'oh hey lingering hatred for jeremy clarkson i forgot i had you' #making the badly photoshopped heads too big. my beloved. #ah crap rambling again

[musubiki]

an interesting point i remembered that i will tack on to that last post is that lime gets cocky post-timeskip. the m-34th trained him enough so that he can spar with her (as seriously as they can as friends) and win, and from what he sees from her power now/remembers seeing from her power before, he considers himself on-par with her.

so he can take mochi in a fight. and 98% of things mochi can take in a fight, he can too.

but at some point they encounter that 2% of things that lime cant do. and for the first time he gets to see the raw unhindered destructive power of the cat witch in her prime, and its that oh-too-familiar humbling feeling. to see the kind of shit shes capable of just makes the whole guild fall silent

and its STILL true that he can take her in a fight, which gives him comfort, but he realizes that the ONLY reason thats still true is because of the witch's oath of not taking life

#bpp #text #lore #another lime humbled moment #realizing that your rival self-nerfs her powers to keep the witch's oath #and if that oath was ever relaxed for any reason you lose all momentum #i dont think it gets him down as much as it would have for pre-timeskip lime #because as a black canvas and m-34th officer he brings unique powerful shit to the table that no one else (not even mochi) can do #but to see that.........he reflects for a long time #i love lime.... #the fact that mochis powers are nerfed against people is just part of the mechanics and is something the m-34th knows and takes advantage o #its THE main reason they can beat witches #lime buddy you gotta accept the rpg game mechanics at some point. you cant be perfect

[eclecticopposition]

seeing personality disorder discussion on the dashboard. the impulse to share all the self-therapy books and tools we have has never been stronger

#our files are so disorganized but we have a bunch of them saved to a dropbox file #the clinical model is letting you all down. if we had our shit together we would welcome you into the warm embrace of our radical ideology #but in the meantime if you all are interested in free books to start managing your own recovery with or without a therapist #let us know #call it an interest check #we love piracy and we especially love doing it for our friends #we have podcast recs and links to some really foundational CPTSD recovery pieces too #we can maybe tell you what approaches to check out depending on what you need because that's hard to know without a lot of research #personality disorders aren't actually clearcut definitions so much as they are expressions of trauma that have been unnecessarily categoriz #they are prescriptive and serve power rather than the person who has them and fail to take the actual mechanics of trauma into account #the DSM-V would shrink to thirty pages if it reflected the growing understanding of CPTSD and maybe therapy would actually work #but in the meantime we have ourselves and we have each other #and we have free books #idk just let us know

[tangledinink]

Okay okay look I was watching youtube and Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling (ft. Lzzy Hale) came on and I just....... It's so Swannatello AU

OOOOHHHHHH IT'S GOOD... IT WORKS...

#REALLY GOOD #the fucking #edm/dubstep elements for dee #the ballerina and mechanical imagry and lyrics #OOHHH ITS GOOD #saw a whole ass AMV in my head #im finally taking the time to look through all these song recs i have in my box lmao #THIS IS GREAT #slowly but surely building a swanatello playlist #ugh i have SUCH a clear image of what an animatic for this would look like #same with the Malinda Music Box song #but this one would be SOOO much work coz the? bpm is so high lmao #and i am not particularly versed in animation or animatics #BUT I SURE DO SEE IT #with all the like? the bits where theyre really GOING HARD on the violin? #no words just instrumentals #just imagine flashing scenes of swanatello being a total badass doing his whole ninja/ballet/waterbending shit #and we're hitting each beat #goddammit i wish i was an animation studio #not “i wish i could animate” #i wish i WAS A STUDIO lmao coz itd be a huge project for a person #anyway #asks #anon #swanatello asks

[mothric]

my medication: take with a full glass of water first thing in the morning a full 1/2 hour before eating :)

me, dry swallowing my pill in between mouthfuls of granola bar on my way to work: interesting suggestion. however,

#listen when i stumble out of bed i'm not thinking about anything i'm going to pee and mechanically brush my teeth while my system boots up #i'm not even fully awake for the first like 20 minutes #and by the time i achieve actual consciousness i'm HUNGRY #what's a shmuck like me supposed to do? starve???? #also a full glass of water on an empty stomach hurts i hate that shit #DON'T TAMPER WITH YOUR MEDICINE THO this is not about an ssri or anything that can severely fuck you up if not taken properly #my understanding with mine is it just won't absorb as effectively which isn't ideal if you do it all the time #i usually remember it's just funny to me when i don't #mar 2024

[i3utterflyeffect]

King Merc and stick!Alan, imagine if during the interview, victim is like "I want revenge on my creator, Alan. I hear he's a stick figure now, go find him and bring him to me." And Mango realizes "oh fuck, I know that guy. I cannot do that." Which puts him in an awkward situation. He can't accept the job, but that means bad things for Gold and it makes victim suspicious of him.

god yeah...... i feel like victim wouldn't say that upfront unless they're looking for information or REALLY fucking stressed out by the fact that they can't find him when now is the perfect time to attack (the second one would probably be more likely imo) but it would be funny if he was just constantly covering for Alan until he's finally able to catch him and pull him aside like 'HEY YOU LITERALLY HAVE SEVERAL HITMEN HIRED ON YOU, PLEASE LEAVE THIS PLACE?'

#i do think it'd be funny for them all to take shelter in his basement/in the nether even if logically they'd go to their own computer #just because stick!alan would probably be exponentially more stressed in minecraft #bc human brain looks at minecraft and goes Holy Shit there are so many ways to Die Extremely Painfully #and i highly doubt he's thinking abt respawn mechanics in that moment #pitch posts #tommy's stickmen tag #king merc au #tommy's stick!alan

[lastoneout]

"We need more imperfect female characters!" Y'all can't even talk about Nami without describing her as "mean" despite the fact that the entire crux of her first character arc is her caring about her village so much she tolerates torture and misery for years just for a chance to save it, and after that becomes one of the most kind and selfless characters in the entire main cast.

#every time I see someone call Nami a “mean lesbian” before implying she would never give a shit #about her friend's problems or wellbeing I lose ten years off my lifespan #even as a joke it's just blatant mischaracterization #regardless of her hypothetic sexuality she's legit so empathetic and she cares so much all the time #she gives up money constantly to help people #she can be a nice lesbian you know #not all lesbians are mean #idk I know it's a joke mostly but Nami means a lot to me as a character #so I hate to see people call her mean when SHE ISN'T SHE'S SO NICE ALL THE TIME #she's usually the FIRST one in the crew to stand up to injustice #she puts so much energy into caring about people and protecting them #she's incredibly selfless #to the point that it's a flaw #she's only mean sometimes as a defense mechanism bcs she's traumatized #and she heals and stops being like that #one piece #nami one piece

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Me: *finds several horrible jokes, tells them all to Work Child 3 first*

Poor Work Child 4, innocently wandering into the victim range: What are you two giggling about?

Me: dude, dude…let’s one off on him for all five!

WC3: Oooohhh, yes! Okay, okay! You start.

Me: What do you call a fish with one eye?

WC3: Fsh. *he was all dramatic about it so it was mor like “Ffffssshhhh”*

WC4: *closes his eyes, tilts his head back, shoulders drop, screaming dissatisfaction with his body language*

WC3: What’s brown and sticky?

Me: a stick.

WC4: *straightens up, with a look of dawning horror and realization on his face*

Me: Do you know what drag queen story time is?

WC4, hoping that there’s a little light at the end of the tunnel: No???

WC3, grinning because the light at the end of the tunnel is on fire: Nah, it’s where men wear dresses and tell stories to little kids. Now, how is that different from the Catholic Church?

Work Child 2,having wandered over: Oh, that was fucked up.

WC4: *realizes what’s happening, has covered his face to prevent eye roll movements but not realizing that the shoulders are the main giveaways for Exasperation and Disappointment*

Me: Alright, so CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow and Forest Gump are having a conversation, and Jack asks Forest “what is a pirate’s favorite drink?”

And Forest thinks for a while, but eventually says “Hi-C”

And Jack says “No. Rum, Forest. Rum!”

WC3: *dies laughing*

WC2: * walks away chuckling and muttering “yeah ok”*

Me: *runs the fuck away cackling because WC4 started fishing scrap metal out of the pile with the very clear intent to throw*

#humans are space orcs #dramatic mechanics #look mechanics love bad jokes and hot sauce #and they throw shit sometimes #it’s not hr worthy #just run away and realize it’s all a joke at the end of the day