#they are little squishy guys

[souldrawsdeeznuts]

Hehe silly murder guys

#madness combat #Soul art #madness hank #madness deimos #madness sanford #they are little squishy guys #i wanna throw them against a wall and watch all their beans scatter everywhere #lil fuckin hacky sacks #also why dont i see more people drawing them slightly fluffy? #this is a crime #digital art #madness combat fanart

[enobariasteeth]

okay but reminder they hated this little guy enough to put his life up to a poll

#look at him #I’m going to be SICK #he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #the way they treated him you’d think he was a war criminal wtf #he’s just a little guy!! #joker. Sheila. and DC…. #count ur fucking days #his curls!! #his little squishy face!! #I can’t believe they did that to him #truly makes no sense #batman #jason todd #batfam #dc #dcu #red hood

[baddieladdie]

Husk's lil blush when he realizes he went too far :3 Cutie

Even here - his first reflex is to apologize for his misstep

#he's never been cuter #squishy cheeks #just a little guy #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #hazbin hotel husk #viziepop #hazbin hotel angel

[hitwiththetmnt]

☆*:.｡.Fancy Party.｡.:*☆

(rottmnt Raph x OC) based off @dancingdonatello ‘s writing

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Sometimes you just need a hug to find out you got a crush :}

#poor Raph - that big brother instinct can get in the way of realizing you have a crush huh #he’s just a little guy #he’s so grumpy and squishy - I love him♡ #rottmnt art #rottmnt raph #rottmnt #rottmnt oc #tmnt oc #tmnt original character #rottmnt original character #tmnt x oc #rottmnt x oc #tmnt hana #hanashi #my art #tmnt art #rise turtles #rise tmnt #tmnt rise #rise fanart #rise raph #rise raphael #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fancomic #tmnt fancomic #art 4 others

[shkika]

guilty little guy

#rain world #rainworld #working on commissions so this is a little break doodle of the over the top little gay person #sunny is a little squishy guy to me #seven red sun #rw spearmaster

[starry-kittens]

He’s such a funny little goober how could people ever be scared of him!!

#kinito the axolotl #kinitopet #kinito my beloved #kinito fanart #kinito pet #hims so squishy!! #i just wanna strech his eyelids back!! #and squeeze him #he’s just a little guy #just a silly little guy #a goober #kitty posts! #kittys art

[annqer]

heres a CUTE and SILLY lil sunday goob thats not an eldritch horror this time

#take this small little guy as a treat #goober sunday call that goobday #squishy lil guy i need him exploded/aff #sunday hsr #hsr sunday #hsr #honkai star rail #sunday honkai star rail #art #fanart

[rabbitprincessthief]

gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh - #ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

[sanghost]

splatoon story campaigns are so funny to me like you have these crazy messed up incomprehensible horrors where thousands or millions of lives are on the line, so you challenge them and face the mastermind behind the literal apocalypse as they gloat about how they will destroy everything you care about and then kill you in the slowest and most painful way they can but you look like this

#they look like haribo #especially in the first game like why do you hate me i’m just a silly little squishy guy #sorry i single-handedly killed like half of your army i’m just too silly :3 #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #sanghost speak

[f1-birb]

Infour A happy Lando is my type of Lando. Qualifying day is here 😤

#brazilian gp 2023 #lando norris #scrunch scrunch #cutest boy ever #squishy little guy

[ladyantiheroine]

Me, walking out of the theater after seeing The Boy and The Heron: “Excellent I now want 1,000 warawara plushies.”

#they're all squishy little guys #I want them #the boy and the heron #studio ghibli #hayao miyazaki

[r-aindr0p]

Y'know those stress balls with the goop inside and when you squeeze them all the goop goes to one area and stretches it out?

Anyways I think that's what happens when someone squeezes your little guys

I love this idea and kept thinking abt this, thought i’d make a little little svsss thingies squishy chart

Sha hualing makes her mini debut as a sticky hand (with iron grip)

#svsss shitpost #svsss #svsss pocket size #sqq #lbh #sqh #mbj #zzl #lqg #tianlang shroom #sha hualin #they are all gremlins #all of them #you are the squishy can also be a sqq pov #go commit crimes with your pocket little guys #goop little wet rugs of characters #slow rising brioche bosoms #the squishable throwable stretchable green #the hand devourers #and the little slpat grippy creature #yea tianlang jun is high on his own spores

[fisheito]

rediscovered some eiden trivia in vampire yaku's rooms (R3 to be exact)!!!

idk if it's mentioned in other rooms, but eito has a scar on his head from around the time he left the orphanage. exact location unknown but

- he needs to part his hair to get to it

- can't see it so he forgets about it

- sometimes feels it when he washes his hair

Reason: one of his bosses [nepotism megadouche] was spouting foul things about orphans

Eiden was so pissed off even after going home that he smashed a glass out of rage and TADA!! CONSEQUENCE[shard heckin GOT 'IM]!

He says it feels embarrassing to bring up his former hotheadedness...how his uncontrolled rage in that moment is now immortalised in his scar..... the sides of himself he wants to hide from others..........

#the sides that are not so great and maybe even a bit scary #but somehow...thru all his emotional strength... mans can acknowledge them #how he says he'd rather not show off those parts of himself but he knows they're still a part of him..... #and he's more than just his history..... EIDEDN I LOVE YOU PLEASE LET ME KISS UR FOREHEAD #of course eiden is a fiery little guy. of course he's had to contend with his temper. who wouldn't in his position #but looking at the way he treats all these soft squishy clan members.... how he's therapaisizising them thru his own emotional wisdom #UGH EIDEN YOU HAVE LIVED SO MANY LIFETIMES AND SO MANY JOBS AND ROLES YOU HAVE SO MUCH PATIENCE. HOW #eiden

[cairafea]

got caught up with the hnk countdown twitter account today and the panel where bortz tells dia that they don't care about fighting and like raising jellyfish better is still the funniest panel of the manga

#this is like the equivalent of a midwestern farmer looking up and seeing a ufo #it's been centuries/millenia do you think bortz just forgot what a sunspot looked like at some point #the panel in question is from @HousekiCount's Jan 11 2024 (79 days since hiatus) post btw #hnk fans how's the drought going for yall #bortz got therapy and stopped to touch grass while dia went to space and was idolised into an even more severe inferiority complex #in a less dire post-moon universe bortz would’ve left dia’s manic battle speech on read or replied with a 👍 #bortz @ the jellyfish: fucking superb you funky little guys #do you think they marvel at how squishy the jellyfish are because their old routine was just fighting and sleeping #im so obsessed with bortz's short hair. i cannot emphasise it enough i find it so hdlahdsllsks #this was inspired by meme nova's entrance in terminalmontage's 'something about kirby super star animated' video #imagine the music slowly getting louder as the sunspot gets closer. #bortz #houseki no kuni bortz #hnk bortz #houseki no kuni #hnk #hnk fanart #land of the lustrous #lotl #lotl fanart #hnk spoilers #my art #fanart #art #doodle #comic #dont repost or you're getting thrown in the pool as jellyfish chow

[ratblazer]

The way you draw John sometimes really just personifies the word "blorbo" and it's the best. Small, rotund, wide-eyed with no thoughts behind the gaze. Perfect.

He's just a widdle guy. The most blorbo of blorbos <3

#ik you were probably referring to the muppet johns #but have this little happy squishy guy i drew recently #shut up beth #my art

[pistachi0art]

your drawing of baby benrey is so cute and tiny it reminds me of that one fat Chinese baby 😭😭

photo of what im talking about for reference i fucking love fat chinese baby and i love your baby benrey 🩷🩷🩷🩷

HTHANKKS FJSJJA ITS FUNNY HOW I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HERE

Just because he was a little squat of a baby doesn’t mean he was malnourished. tubby little guy :))

#ask reply? #not really #hlvrai benrey #squishy little guy