#they are so marrie d

[beanghostprincess]

not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third more passionate thing (a captain and his first mate)

#yes this is about zolu #but ngl it could be abt any first mate x captain ship out there #because why the hell are those titles so inherently homosexual #'i vow to stand by your side until the end' okay so you're married? #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #opla

[chinelacanta]

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

#they’re so <:( i need to see them interact #there’s not enough fic content w them 😔😔 i weep #monkey d dragon #op luffy #not necessarily an au but just a scenario where luffy lives w his dad for 5 years before going to dawn #absolutely nothing changes in canon but i just want them to spend some time together </3 #also dragon wouldnt mind co parenting w shanks but shanks would def be a little jealous #because he’s just like that </3 goofy manchild #luffy doesnt even want dragon to marry he just wants to collect father figures #dragon: thumbs up in aroace #one piece #my art!!

[haloabove]

Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.

#bruce wayne #clark kent #they are my everything guys #ive been thinking about this a lot #clark laying in the sun for hours like a golden retriever #nobody can get this man to come inside #and Bruce being borderline vitamin D deficient bc he burns so easily #they’re married your honor #superman #batman #superbat

[iaxsl]

zoro and luffy got married a while back and never bothered to tell anyone. nami knows because she was there but hasnt told anyone because theyre both insufferable. usopp found out when he saw them makeout in a closet or something on the merry (he shut the door and ran to nami looking for answers). by the time they reach wano almost everyone on the crew knows that theyre married except sanji who found out after zoro and luffy kissed at the celebration party.

#sanji isnt weird about it but he's definitely questioning why he never noticed before #not like zoro and luffy hide it either theyre Very very obvious #idk i just feel like they had a shotgun wedding or something #nothing serious so like technically are they even married? who knows #but theyre pirates and dont follow the rules anyways so it doesnt matter #dont think too hard about it #i just thought it was funny #one piece #zolu #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #luffy #zoro #silly thoughts

[wibblyowzah]

Matt Smith at Middle East Film and Comic Con 2023

#matt ships elevenriver SO HARD I can't even #'HE HAD RIVER' #the captain of our ship never disappoints #i miss my fav old married couple #anyway!!! #thanks to thedenimofrose for the help :D #Matt Smith #doctor who #dwedit #River song #eleventh doctor #dailydw #actor #nuwho #dw cast #clara oswald #doctor x river #myedits

[ruporas]

honeymoon phase! (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #me when the modern au fluff gets to me viciously #i LOVE modern au... i'm so weak to it... augh..... i love them in another universe getting the chance to be mushy and sweet *explodes* #most of all i just like to see wolfwood in his full element of being able to love and care about someone so openly and honestly. #it's what he was meant to do... what he wants to do.. what he deserves to do T_T but anyway. this can be interpreted as their many years to #come honeymoon phase but i do think modern au vw would have like their 2 year break up that devastates the both of them and irreversibly #changes their lives but it wouldnt be anything nasty. it just is. and then their lives go on as is for those 2 years before they steadily #and veryyyy very very very slowly get to around a second chance for each other. never necessarily awkward but theyre obviously afraid of #hurting and being hurt and also uncertain of what's right for themselves. but then they'll just get it one day and then they get married! #that's my ideal modern au vision anyway...... happy end... with so much emotional devastation of unspoken feelings and personal life troubl #ruporas art

[krillissue]

polygun has a lot of potential here

#trigun #trigun textposts #polygun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #they are so married #and so divorced

[deimosatellite]

captain of the heart pirates more like captain of my heart pirates what

#cannot NOT draw him w gaudy heart patterns on him bc yknow!! #trafalgar law #trafalgar d law #one piece #my art #doodles #i want to marry him so bad he is my husbnad my wife the love of my life etc etc

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

#dreamling #the sandman #it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior #he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah' #not even as a 'i can make him better' #very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]' #'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him' #everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM #hob: he's my goth sweetheart #dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat #hob: i know :D i love him! #johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane' #and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream' #johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together' #johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream #johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat #hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man #hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands #death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks] #dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks] #dream: we should never not be holding hands #hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again #dream: [mulling] acceptable #death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling

[seancefemme]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#better call saul #lalo salamanca #nacho varga #lacho #better call saul fanart #bcs #this is so rushed but I hear they’re getting married today so congrats <3 I hope they kill each other :D #the most romantic and silliest thing I could think of was them trying to recreate the mcwexler smoking scenes #except babygirl hates my guts #Lalo steals his cigarette and nacho thinks about blowing the smoke in his face…..romance <3 #goodnight <3 #mine #my art

[lambmotifz]

sam is canonically dean’s wife and yet there are still people who think they are normal brothers

#they’re compared to married couples throughout the whole show yeah it’s totally normal and not intentional at all #the amount of times i had to see ppl trying so hard to prove that samdean are normal siblings #while claiming that d*stiel is 100% romantic #the fandom hates sam for being a woman AND for being what cas could never be (dean’s soulmate & true love) #anyways #kripke was so big brained and insane for this i never stop thinking about it #wincest #samdean #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn

[symbologic]

Will Zoro leave Luffy after they achieve their dreams? Not likely

Saying Zoro's gonna voluntarily leave Luffy at the end of OP so he can "live his own life" (i.e. get married, open a dojo, hang out in bars) is so wild to me. That's like saying Luffy's gonna give up adventuring so he can sit around and gorge himself on meat

First of all, it ignores that Zoro genuinely enjoys traveling with Luffy. Luffy (who's always getting into trouble) gives Zoro the chance to be his best self. And Zoro (who very much wants to be his best self) will always seize that chance with both hands

Second, both characters are like...the poster children of wanting to have their cake and eat it too. If you're Luffy or Zoro, you rarely need to make either/or choices. That's what makes them unique. It's why they've both got conqueror's haki! Basically: If Zoro wants to drink until he blacks out? If he wants to nap all day? Hell, if he wants to get lost in a paper bag?? He is like a big cat. He will do what he wants, wherever he is. He doesn't need to leave Luffy to get those things LOL

Third, Luffy's made it clear the Pirate King needs no less than the Greatest Swordsman by his side. Why would that suddenly stop once they've both achieved their dreams? Is Luffy going to quit being Pirate King? Why would he? Luffy wants to be the most free in the world, so he can live the life he wants...with the people he wants to live it with

In other words, Luffy isn't letting Zoro go without a fight — not unless Luffy genuinely feels he's no longer the type of man Zoro would want to travel with. And wouldn't that be the worst ending for both of them?

#monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #text post #my meta #zolu #tho just kind of?? #keep seeing this take on different platforms and I simply do not understand where it comes from #Whyyyyy would Zoro or Luffy want anything else #when they WORK SO HARD to keep everything they need right beside them? #imo it's very telling that Luffy's response to someone potentially getting married is: #“Great! They can bring their spouse on board!” #I imagine he'd feel the same about children or anything else his crew may want. #Nobody needs to go their separate ways to “live their lives”; not unless the characters' priorities fundamentally change #which happens of course; because people change and that's okay too #AT THE SAME TIME it's so hard to imagine this for characters like Luffy and Zoro #who unapologetically live life on their own terms #are very open about what they want as soon as we meet them #and have ONLY gotten to where they're at because they refuse to make compromises about those things.

[beanghostprincess]

married couple behavior

#they're so married #and so touchy with each other #they make me go wild #sanji keeps doing these things to luffy and i think it's the cutest fucking thing #because he could just put a hand on his chest or in front of him to stop him but NO he has to hit him in the face #cutie patooties #one piece #black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #lusan #sanlu

[kaicko]

Happy Anniversary to the couple ever!!!!!!!! 🎉💖❄️🐰🕶️🐍🐒

#renruki #I'm just very proud of their hands OK #renji abarai #rukia kuchiki #bleach #My beloveds #No joke I think I drew that like 3 years ago? #Anyway it's in colour now :D #I think it's so funny when people say Renji's a loser because he's over there living his best life married to Rukia etc #Like my man keeps winning actually #we do knot always love you

[little-pondhead]

Oops.

While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.

Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!

So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!

Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!

They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #sometimes i wonder where the fuck this stuff comes from #which snail is responsible for this #but if it wasn't clear danny curses his bloodline and fucks it up because of course he does #so literally every single relative he's ever had is now suffering directly from fenton luck and sentient food fights #ma and pa kent are the only ones who reach out for advice #how did they figure out the fentons were the source? like they'd tell you those are family secrets you nosey bitch #so now the fentons are invited to spend the holidays with their distant cousins in Kansas #and meet their adopted son clark! who was just married! :D #side note the timeline changed right as the cake was cut at clark's reception so that was interesting #they had to pay for so much dry cleaning #clark's coworkers (fellow jl members) are a little worried about the sentient food but so far it's not really a big issue? #they can definitely take time off for the holidays to relax! #and they totally won't get dragged on any interdimensional adventures with a dead teenage godling as their guide! #feel free to continue #idk how many kids bruce has when clark marries lois but feel free to just throw some in #like JL members and their kids #just toss them in and watch the kids go feral #fighting your food is enrichment <3

[wistfulwatcher]

#be more married

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #mistynatedit #otp: you should be thanking me #otp #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #mistyquigleyedit #nataliescatorccioedit #mine #edit #* #category* #m a r r i e d #1k #this is gonna be pinned until i recover #i just love them so muchhhhhhhh #look at this married behavior!!! this bickering!! the scoffing!! the irritation and affection!!!!