#they’re perfect for each other your honor

[vampcaprisun]

ren just adopted a gith baby and an owlbear cub in the same day, and all i can think about is halsin (who famously loves animals so much he can turn into them and loves kids so much he ends up as a dad to dozens of them) watching this happen and having to fight for his fucking life to not break his “no boyfriend until the shadow curse is broken” rule on the spot

#yknow that moment where you realize someone who was already super fucking hot is ALSO really good with kids #and it’s just like Oh. Oh No. How Did They Just Get 10 Times Hotter #yeah. That #they’re perfect for each other your honor #i know halsin’s 10 strength is wrong bc it takes STRENGTH for him to hold back until act 3. ren is TESTING HIM and they don’t even know it #oc: ren #halsin & ren #bg3 oc #bg3 tav #halsin x tav #halsin #bg3 screenshots #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

[artistmarchalius]

Broppy Capture AU, where Branch didn’t confess after World Tour, but a love confession when all hope seems lost is just what they need to free themselves from Velvet and Veneer.

A version without text can be found under the cut.

#dreamworks trolls #trolls fanart #broppy #trolls Poppy #trolls branch #trolls au #trolls band together #tbt #trolls 3 #I was listening to Julie and the Phantoms in the car and had ✨thoughts✨ #someone’s probably already done this but here’s my spin/contribution #broppy capture au #where branch didn’t confess after World Tour and then they get captured by V&V #but when they don’t think they’re going to get another chance to do it they confess #via song obviously #which is Perfect Harmony from Julie and the Phantoms #and their duet breaks the diamond because they’re each other’s family #they’re in love your honor

[anothercrisis]

I have a question: do you think that Soap is constantly telling others what a good job they’re doing, how proud of them he is, and to keep up the good work? Because I think he does. I think this man came out of the womb coded to be the light of so many people’s lives and I think it’s second nature for him to offer kind words and kind touches every chance he gets.

You with me? So, what if…what if he spouts so much happiness and compassion that people don’t think to check on him? Don’t even consider that he might need someone to tell him he’s doing a good job or that he might need someone to hug him for once? He knows how to be okay, he does, and he’s fine without people reciprocating his affirmations, but that doesn’t change the fact that it would be nice to receive even a fraction of it for once.

Stay with me. So, what do you think Soap would do, how do you think he would react, when Ghost tells him, “You did good, Johnny.”? Ghost doesn’t think anything of it because Soap is his soldier and it’s his job to keep track of him, keep him sane, but Soap? Soap, who hasn’t been told he’s doing a good job in months and is constantly battling the feeling that he isn’t doing enough and isn’t doing it right. Because I think Soap would shut down for a second, caught off guard by the sentiment, and then I think the tension he’s been carrying in his shoulders and in his back would melt and he’d smile the softest little smile and thank Ghost in the most genuine way that Ghost would have to rethink what he said, because why was Soap acting like he’d just hung the moon?

#they’re just so perfect for each other your honor #soap needs ghost as much as ghost needs soap agenda #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #macriley #be prepared for the uprising of the macriley agenda because I’m sick of it being ignored #it’s just the superior ship name and you cannot argue with me #call of duty #modern warfare #cod mwii #it’s the crisis talking

[aeoris4lovers]

holding mollymauk “i don’t care what terrible things any of you have done, you’re here now” tealeaf and caleb “i believe in second starts and that’s enough for me” widogast like barbies and smushing their faces together to make them kiss

#this conversation makes me go feral #your honor they’re perfect for each other #it’s a CRIME that molly couldnt be around for more of caleb’s backstory coming out #c2e14 #c2 rewatch #cr liveblogging #c2 #widomauk #caleb widogast #mollymauk tealeaf #the mighty nein #critical role

[milkymooshi]

I often think abt the dock goodbye in season 5 in the episode before the finale. Like when Ed and Oswald got into a fight bc Oswald went to go save Gotham instead of run.

I think abt it bc can you imagine getting into a fight with the ex you reconciled with abt saving the city so when says goodbye and that he’s gonna miss you. So you naturally exchange the same thing because you really were gonna miss him. Only to find out he was actually talking abt the dog he named after you.

The fucking dog. Like Ed fr thought he was confessing his love a second time to get it right this time, only for Oswald to ruin it with a single sentence of clarification.

It’s peak comedy. I miss when TV had funny little fruits.

#I love Oswald dude he’s so fucking funny #I love their interactions and relationship #I love everything abt them #they’re like perfect ex lovers who love and hate each other #it works for them #when they break up they’re still in a relationship #I love them your honor <3 #moo.txt #gotham #oswald cobblepot #gotham penguin #edward nygma #gotham riddler #nygmobblepot #ed nygma #the riddler #oswald my beloved <3

[merakiui]

me trying to explain jade and reader’s dynamic in tmdg:

#meraki mumbles #they’re both weird freaks <3 i love them your honor #they’re just so perfect for each other T_T *gently holds them in my hands* #in case anyone wants to know the theme song for their dynamic is gwen stefani's 'make me like you' hehe >w<

[roseofthomas]

no thoughts on the brain except for the fact that Thomas and Alastair really bring out the best in each other and thats canon. Thomas becoming more confident in himself because of Alastair and Alastair letting his walls down and realizing he is worthy of being loved.

#they’re soulmates your honor #literally perfect for each other #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #the last hours #chain of thorns

[yujateaandpi]

That relatable moment when

you fall madly in love with someone and he’s the kindest smartest person you’ve ever met so you sacrifice once in a lifetime opportunities to live a life with him without you noticing that he isn’t sacrificing as much in return but it doesn’t matter anymore because he finds a crown that curses him with magical powers that drive him insane so you immediately drop everything and jump through a time portal to save him from himself a thousand years into the future except he doesn’t recognize you now and is so deeply caught in the throes of magical insanity that he has become unrecognizable from the person you fell in love with but you persist in finding a cure which leads you down a dark and twisted path wherein you lose all sense of your original identity and become just as magical and insane as the person you lost but even after a soulful revelation where you realize you regret meeting him but still love him, you conclude that the person you are now will never stop obsessing over getting him back and cannot accept him for who he has become so you summon an eldritch chaos god in a moment of desperation to undo his curse but it ends up dooming the entire world so in a final moment of sanity you irreversibly merge yourself with the chaos god, becoming a horrific all powerful goddess, and banish yourself to another dimension to live alone for the rest of eternity on a plane of cosmic despair and responsibility wholly incomprehensible to a mortal mind, let alone your lover who has regained his sanity but must now recover from the trauma of a thousand years of imprisonment in his own mind while he mourns your decision and realizes how isolated he truly is without the cursed persona that his loved ones in this foreign era had long grown to accept, leading him to attempt multiple depression-induced rituals to summon you back despite the disaster that could bring to his world until he finally decides to curse himself again in a moment of self sacrificial suicide which would cruelly invalidate the immense sacrifices you made on his behalf and against his will to turn him back to who he used to be, so at last, after a thousand years of of sadness and madness and true love and pain and obsession, you decide to make the ultimate decision and talk to him. 

#they’re perfect for each other they’re also toxic #it’s not even wrong place wrong time. they’re always wrong for each other but they’re still perfect for each other #they hurt each other by loving too much #they’re both good people your honor they just throw entire worlds aside in their obsessions for each other #at #fionna and cake #adventure time #simon and betty

[geonij31]

The Lovers 💫

#star wars #han solo #leia organa #star wars fanart #han solo fanart #leia organa fanart #fanart #leia skywalker #han and leia #hanleia #i just think they're neat #my otp for life #i really love them #they’re idiots your honor #but they’re perfect for each other #they’d drive anyone else in the galaxy nuts

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Obi: excuse me, have either of you ever been arrested

Shirayuki: yes

Zen: yeah how could you tell

Obi: I was going to say “because it’s illegal to be that cute” but now I’m curious

Zen: aggravated assault

Shirayuki: felony arson

#obizenyuki #snow white with the red hair #akagami no shirayukihime #Shirayuki #Zen #obi #obi x Shirayuki x Zen #obi is the one asking because he’s the only one who knows how to flirt #also they all already know he’s been arrested it was never a question #ot3 #your honor I love them #they’re all so dramatic and insane #I love that Shirayuki’s problem solving strategy is to just light your shit on fire and run #meanwhile Zen will burst through a door to be dramatic and sparkling #obi will just shank you #they’re perfect for each other #most insane and ridiculous people you’ve ever met fall in love make it everyone’s problem

[princessbb]

Random almost 4 am Buddie head cannon :

Eddie loves when Buck randomly /or not so randomly takes one arm around him to pull him close . Sometimes Buck will just gently wrap his arm around the Eddie’s mid back , pull him close and give him cheek kisses . It takes some getting used too , he’s not usually the one to be held . But once he does get used to it , he’s addicted. Eddie isn’t usually the little spoon , or used to that type of affection but with Buck he craves it . Eddie loves wrapping his arms around Bucks waist , when Buck pulls him close and listening to his heart beat .

#buddie 911 #911 #buddie headcanon #this is literally what I need from them #911 show #they’re perfect #for each other #your honor #buck and eddie

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DPXDC Prompt. Dead on main with priest Jason: Father Todd brings the Ghost King’s cult into the World of the Living.

So, when Jason dies and returns, the League of Assassins fails to hold him for long because spirits from Far Frozen pick him up after seeing teen through the Lazarus pit.

Jason quickly realizes that, well, they’re kinda obsessed with their cult of the Great One. And yeah the cult of the ruling Ghost King was very popular during the reign of the Pariah Dark but back then the rituals were carried out more out of fear. Now things are different. The population of the Ghost Zone has become interested in the activities of Frostbite and his loyal spirits because of an attempt to understand what kind of ghost the new ruler is and how best to thank and appease him. So Jason had no shortage of stories about the teenager's deeds.

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Jason to Frostbite: Well, you guys and your lil hobby are nice but I don't understand at all what's so cool about this guy, even if he defeated Pariah Dark and gets along with most of the Ancients…

Danny: *comes to visit Frostbite*, *slips and falls three times, sets the kitchen on fire in an attempt to make coffee then sheepishly smiles at Jason*.

Jason to Frostbite: ... Okay, Understandable, I Hope Danny Has a Nice Day and Some Sleep.

Tucker: Congratulations, you've acquired another Paulina. Great job. Danny: I'd rather he just asked me out instead of worshipping me. What the hell? I'm just a semi-ghost.

Tucker: Maybe things would be easier if you just gave him your phone number, you know? Danny: But he didn't ask. Tucker: Why didn't you ask? Danny: I couldn't! He's Robin himself, you know? Tucker: Well, good luck to you idiots to grow old alone near the altars of each other's name. Danny: Actually lil altar in his honor is not such a bad idea. Maybe this way he'll understand that I like him too.. Tucker: Danny, no!

~~~~

New in Gotham robbers break into Jason's place: Hey, father, God ordered you to share with your neighbors, so bring us some money or we.. Jason, who is talking on the phone with Danny: In fact, he just said that if you don't get out of here now, he will turn a blind eye to the fact that I will use my guns.

Danny*screams internally*: Oh Ancients, he's sooo cool!

Pandora: Honey, we're happy for you but stop flooding us with spam. You have already told 5 times during prayer how good his abs and chest look and how perfect Todd is when he reads aloud. We get it, okay? Clockwork: Well, I actually enjoy it. It's so much more interesting to watch while listening to the internal dialogue. Show must go on~ Danny: ...Get out of my mind! Nocturn: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lords in vain if you don't want to share with us, lil blob. So rude.

~~~Team Song: You Are My Religion · Firehouse~~~~

#dpxdc prompt #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc memes #dpxdc au #dpxdc #dcxdp #priest jason todd #dead on main #danny x jason

[httpsserene]

𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐰/𝐥𝐧𝟒

📖𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: you’re upset with the switch up the internet has pulled on you. a few years ago, everybody was saying you were too pretty for lando, but now they’re drooling over him? you will not be letting this slide.  📖𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: fluff. mild angst. humor. twt users being twt users. reader is a fashion designer (not important but mentioned). reader is also wild af. brain-rot. not beta-read. 📖𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: lando norris x fem!black!reader 📖𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗿𝗲: smau. 📖𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸: spice girl • aminé

𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲: in honor of lando's birthday :) look y’all—i saw one tik tok edit that was like “why is lando kinda…” and i audibly said KINDA???? and then i got mad like, how are people just noticing how fine he is. and then i saw another one that was like, “oh everybody thinks charles is the prettiest on the grid…but now introducing: lando” and i almost threw my phone across the room :) so this is inspired by me flexing that i have always thought lando was fine, and that i’m also mad that i have to share him. loves, this is complete brain rot and it took me years to recreate these ig posts for some reason; have fun reading !!!

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yninstagram • three years ago, 2020

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yninstagram lando norris is the man i want to spend the rest of my life with. he’s perfection personified. the most soft, kindest, sweetest, considerate, and funniest man has allowed me the privilege of being his girlfriend. i’m forever thankful that we get to grow together. he’s the cutest, hottest, and prettiest boy to ME–and that’s all i care about, and that’s all you need to accept. i don’t give a FUCK about your opinions on who *i* should date. i’m the only person who’s decisions matter concerning my romantic relationships. why the hell should y’all bitches who don’t even use their own photos for their pfp’s and use a k-idol’s face instead, dictate who is hot or not. it’s incredibly vein, disgusting, and immature behavior from people who think they’re my fans. acting like jealous school children isn't cute; i was never your property. it’s hilarious too, considering some of y’all are grown women DOUBLE my age talking shit about my business–go worry about why your kids don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

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yninstagram matter of fact, go ahead and change your little profile pictures to real pictures of you, i don’t want to see any filters. then we can all see that all y’all want to do is spread insecurity stemming from your own self-hatred 🙂

yninstagram and while i have you all here, my winter season clothes will be restocked on the 15th.

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landonorris • august 24th • zandvoort ⚑

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landonorris back in my favorite place

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yninstagram first!! stay back hoes 🤺🤺

➥ user being called a hoe by y/n is not what i expected this year

➥ user she has notif’s 😭on 😭 for 😭 lando 😭

yninstagram how r u so HOT 🥵

yninstagram that sweater is mine now 👺

➥ landonorris i can just get another for you love

➥ yninstagram …i want this one lan🫤

➥ landonorris okay it’s yours 🫠

user neither of them have any backbone when it comes to each other

➥ yninstagram as it should be 😤

user might have to trip and fall into lando’s arms this weekend

➥ yninstagram i’m flying in tomorrow rethink your plan 🙂

➥ user i think i’ll avoid lando like the plague this weekend 😅

➥ user smart decision babes

landonorris • september 12th

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landonorris coming in hot @ tumitravel

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yninstagram come in me—i mean come home to me haha 😳😊

➥ landonorris babe please not in front of the sponsors 😧

➥ tumitravel oh no pls don’t stop for us 🫣 we stan y/n

user i saw this photo shoot LIVE!!! lando was so sweet, he signed my hat for me, and he smells so good 😩😩

➥ yninstagram i’ll chop off your nose and then you can be voldemort for halloween 👺

user i don’t know if i want to choke him or have him choke ME

➥ yninstagram how about me choking you

➥ user omg i’m down for a threesome 😳

➥ yninstagram choking you to death :)

➥ user i don’t wanna play this game anymore

landonorris • september 18th • singapore ⚑

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landonorris whatttaaaaa weekend ❤

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yninstagram GODDAMN

carlossainzjr vamossss landito ❤️💪🏼🏆

➥ landonorris ayyyy 🧡🥳🥳

➥ yninstagram my boysssss 🥰

yninstagram that’s my boyfriend 🤤

➥ landonorris last photo is just for you 😋

yninstagram so proud of you baby, i’m running out of room to put all these trophies <3

➥ landonorris v happy to be your trophy husband

user i’m in love with this singapore haircut 🤤 thank you for not fucking it up lando 😅

➥ yninstagram mmm yes, i’m thrilled it’s still long on the top 😍 it gives me something to tug on

user surprised y/n allowed him to post that last one

➥ yninstagram he doesn’t need my permission, but i get to see him naked so i rdc

user quadrant helmet it so beautiful! i want it to stay 😭

➥ user i want him to fuck me with it on

➥ yninstagram out of pocket…but completely valid honestly—delete your account 😊

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yninstagram carlando 1-2 makes up for the war i’m fighting in these comments

mclaren • novemeber 8th

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mclaren pulling up fresh with @ landonorris

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yninstagram not pictured: @ landonorris pulling up to OUR flat

➥ user y/n said “he’s coming home with meeeee”

f1 does he come with the jacket👀

➥ yninstagram no, but the price of me folding you like a lawn chair is included in shipping & handling

➥ f1 i’ll go sit down 😅

➥ user she’s fighting the f1 main??? this is mentally-ill behavior y/n!!!

yninstagram mclaren admin go stand in a corner and stare at the wall

➥ mclaren they made me post this!!! i would NEVER risk upsetting you ma’am 🙇🏼‍♀️

➥ yninstagram no talking from the timeout corner 🫵🏽

user we don’t care about the jacket. which organ do i have to sell to buy an hour with him?

➥ yninstagram both kidneys

➥ user but you need at least one kidney to live?

➥ yninstagram how,,,unfortunate

user model!lando always glowssssss

➥ yninstagram it’s the 9 step skincare routine i have him on, you can follow steps 1-8 on his ig

➥ user what’s step 9?

➥ yninstagram kissing me 🤭

lando.jpg • novemeber 13th • with my wife ⚑

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lando.jpg lucky to have found you so early in my life. you're my best birthday gift.

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yninstagram posting my side boob on the jpg account? forgiven since you called me your wife 🥺

➥ lando.jpg thought i’d start practicing your future title, mrs. norris

➥ yninstagram come back to bed. you can start practicing giving me your kids too.

user i want y/n to bury my head in between her boobs

➥ lando.jpg no. i sleep there also—you’re blocked 🤗

danielricciardo as long as i’m the godfather, i can forget i’ve ever read this 🤮

➥carlossainzjr get in line mate, i’ve called being baby norris’ godfather ages ago

➥maxverstappen wait your turn mates, clearly i am the correct choice for godfather

➥maxfewtrell ah, i believe you lads have forgotten my existence

➥yninstagram baby norris doesn’t exist yet, no need to fight to the death rn 🙄

➥lando.jpg i’ll convince the mrs to have four, for my racing number and so you each have a godchild 😅

user y/n may have won the war, but i’ve won the battle—bisexuals have been fed today!!!

➥user girl, i’m straight and i’ve zoomed in on the last photo an unhealthy amount of times

➥user i diagnose you with y/n-sexuality it’s incredibly common in humans

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oscarpiastri you two are made for each other 😀

➥lando.jpg this sounds like an insult 🙂

➥yninstagram i thought kids under 13 weren’t allowed on ig

➥oscarpiastri you’re not even a year older than me @ yninstagram

mclaren mama y papa

➥ yninstagram still on timeout.

➥ mclaren :(

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[sxxythingz]

Something different

Neteyam Sully (21) x Ometikaya fem! Reader (21)

Warnings: smut, oral (m receiving), handjob, squirting, cursing, p n v, aged up characters, cream pie

🛑MDNI🛑

Summary: You and Neteyam had been dating for a while, you always were really fluff, never anything further than a kiss. One day, you decide to take it a step further.

WC: 2.6K

You’re sitting in your hut sharpening your knife when you hear the leaves around your hut ruffling, signaling that someone is coming, making you turn your head towards the entrance to see who is coming. Neteyam pushes the sheet covering your door open, showing himself as he smiles wide with one hand behind his back as he fully enters your hut, making you quickly stand up as you place your hands on your hip, giving him a bright smile.

“Nete. What are you doing here? I thought that you were off with your family today.” You step closer to him attempting to get a glance at what he’s hiding behind him before he backs away from you to prevent you from seeing it. “Aht. No peeking, yawne. I have been with my family all day, but Tuk was teaching me how to make jewelry, so I made something for you. I hope that you like it.” He plants a kiss on your forehead before bringing his hands in front of him, revealing what he was hiding.

“Oh Nete. It’s beautiful.. What is it?” You take the jewelry in your own hands, fiddling with the vibrant beads and shells that go all around the round band. “It is called waist beads. I thought that it would look good on you and I couldn’t help but make it for you. Try it on to see if it fits you perfectly.” You stare into his eyes, bringing the waist beads over your head and down your body until it reaches the middle of your toned stomach, fitting your waist just right.

“How do you like it?” You ask him as you slowly do a 360 turn around for him to see the waist beads in all of their entirety. While your back is turned to him, you feel his hands reach for your waist as he pulls you towards him, your back touching his chest while your breath birches in your throat. “They’re perfect in your body just as I knew that they would be. The colors fit your skin perfectly, my love.” He leans into your ear, slowly whispering each word before giving your ear a small kiss, then flipping you around to face him. Your eyes slowly blink at him as he brings his face to yours, warming your lips with his instantly.

Your hands reach up to grab his face, pulling him closer into you as you deepen the kiss. You and Neteyam have been together for a few months, you spend almost every day together, you even go to all of his training sessions just to watch him. It’s like a friendship, but so much deeper for the both of you. Although your relationship seems to have everything, it is missing one thing. Sex.

Neteyam was a virgin when you met him, he had never done anything with anyone, not even a kiss. You had the honors of being his first kiss, but you guys haven’t made it past kissing just yet, considering that every time you tried, he would instantly back away and today was no different for him, but you had other ideas.

You deepen the kiss, making him open his mouth as you gain his easy access to slide your soft tongue into his mouth, wrapping your arms around his neck as he firmly grips your waist. You moan as his grip gets harder with each second passing, wanting more than anything to jump on him and have him fully claim you as his, marking you with his scent and telling everyone to back off without saying a single word.

“Wait.. stop.” Neteyam pulls back from you like he normally does, panting hard as he tries to calm himself down. “W-We should probably stop right here, yawne.” He hesitantly pants out, looking away from you to avoid direct eye contact. You step up to him, your hand gently caressing his chest while you stare at his stunning facial features that take your breath away for every second that you look.

“No. I want to do something different today.” He finally makes eye contact with you, taken back by your words, his eyebrow immediately cocked up. “ I-I don’t unders-" "Sit ma Teyam.” You demand as you slightly push him back, guiding him towards the woven chair that you made to go into your hut for anyone who visits to sit in. He plops down in the seat, eyes bearing into yours curiously as you bring your face close to his for another peck on the lips before you spread his legs, slowly sinking your body down in between them on your knees as you run your soft hands up and down his strong thighs causing shivers to run down his spine as he inhaled deeply.

“Do you trust me, my love?” You bat your eyes at him as he grips the sides of the chair, trying his hardest to contain himself and his inner thoughts. “I-I trust you, yawne.” His voice weakened at the sight of you on your knees in front of him. “Do you love me?” You ask another question as your hands creep further up his thighs, slowly reaching the prominent bulge poking out from his loincloth. “I love you more than anything.” His simple words make your heart flutter as you leave kisses along his thighs, bringing groans out of his throat that he was trying so hard to contain.

“Let me take care of you, ma Teyam. Please.” You mutter out, in more of a begging tone as your hand reaches over to the string of his loincloth, softly pulling at it while his eyes flicker to your hand to watch it. His words stuck in his throat as he swallows hard, tilting his hip over to the side to allow you full access to the string of his loincloth. You pull the string, completely loosening his loincloth and pulling it from him before dropping it to the ground, leaving him exposed to you.

You smirk at the sight of precum dripping from the head of his dick, this is the first time you’ve ever seen it and you can honestly say he was way bigger than you could’ve imagined. You slowly bring your finger up to the tip, collecting some of the precum on it as he hisses, bucking his hips and throwing his head back at the motion. He looks back at you as he watches you bring the digit back up to your lips, slipping it in your mouth and you close your eyes and moan softly.

“Mmm… You taste just like an exotic fruit, my love. So sweet.” Your words alone make his dick flinch as his ears spring up and eyes widen. You bring your hand back to him, wrapping your long fingers around him and moving your hand up and down slowly as he breathes out. ���Fuck…” He moans out as you go back to kissing his thighs and tightening your grasp ever so gently. You move your hand back up to the tip of his dick, rubbing your thumb over it to collect more precum and using it to lubricate your hand a little more.

“Shit, Y/n…” He groans under his breath as his ears fall to his skull, making you smile as you watch him weaken under your touch. You speed up the pace of your movement, twisting your wrist as he looks into your eyes, his seeming to have turned a dark green color that you’ve never seen. Most of the time, his eyes are filled with love, but this time is different. This time they’re filled with… lust. And you’d be lying if you said that you weren’t enjoying every minute of this.

“Does that feel good baby?” You innocently ask him as you watch him helplessly pant, his knuckles turning white from gripping the chair so tightly. “Y- Fuck! Yes, it feels fucking amazing!” He growls out as he bucks his hips into your hand. “I feel like I-I’m going to cum.” He breathes out as he thrusts into your hand harder. “Go ahead baby. Cum for me.” His hips come to a halt as his legs begin to shake, his nose scrunching up while he curses under his breath. You watch as hotspurs of his cum shoot out of his dick, landing all over his stomach as he heavily pants and breathes out.

You let go of him as you stare at his toned stomach, eyeing the cum with a smirk painted on your lips as his head falls back, trying his hardest to catch his breath. You lean up further, licking his stomach cleaned as he looks back down at you, taken back by your sudden movement. “It tastes so good… I need more.” Before he can say anything, you grip onto his dick once again making him gasp. “Wait! I-I can’t-“ “You can baby. One more for me. I want to feel you inside of my mouth. Just one more and I’ll stop.” You cut him off as you begin to move your hand up and down his hard dick once again.

You lean up, palming him one more time before you slide him into your mouth, his hand flying to the back of your head as he firmly grasps your hair. “Shit!” He growls out as you bob your head up and down, already feeling the tip twitch in your mouth. Your eyes intensely stare into his as you slowly blink, swirling your tongue around the tip. You close your eyes, pushing the rest of him in your mouth as he touches the back of your throat, making you gag.

He accidentally thrusts his hips up even more, pushing him even further into your throat as you quickly come up for a breath before coughing. “Shit! I’m so sorry, yawne. I didn’t mean to do that.” Guilt covers his face as tears welled up in your eyes as you wipe them away and back away from him to give him room to stand up from the chair.

“Don’t apologize baby. Stand.” He tilts his head in confusion, but quickly follows your directions and stands up straight in front of you as you continue to bow to him on your knees. You massage his muscular legs as he moans softly. “Y/n. What are you-“ He starts to ask you a question, but you quickly interrupt him with words that he never thought he would hear from you.

“I want you to fuck my face.”

His eyes widen at your words as his ears perk all the way up. “You-You want me to..” He stands taken back by your question before you pull him all the way to you by the back of his legs. “Show me how good I really make you feel.” You say before you open your mouth, him immediately guiding himself back into your mouth. He slowly thrusts himself into your mouth, reaching behind you to pull your hair into a ponytail, his hand as your band to keep your hair in one place. “F-Fuck… this feels so good.” His thrusts slowly pick up as he watches himself slide in and out of your mouth.

“You look so fucking pretty taking my dick in your mouth baby.” The words soaking your loincloth as you reach down, sliding it to the side to rub your pussy to the sound of his moans and groans. He thrusts harder into your throat, tears beginning to fall down your face as you moan on his dick, making his body jolt. “Shit! I’m about to cum again. I’m gonna cum down that pretty little throat of yours, is that what you want, hm?” He thrusts harder as you try your best to breathe through your nose until you feel him stop all of his movement once again. You feel him cum in your mouth as he holds your head in one place, making sure that you get every single drop and you swallow it all.

He pulls out of your mouth, allowing you to inhale sharply as a line of spit falls from your lip as you both catch your breath. You look up at Neteyam as he smiles, automatically igniting a smile from you as well. He helps you up, grabbing you by your face to bring you in for a sloppy kiss, his tongue automatically sliding into your mouth as you moan. You feel his hand reach over to the string off your loincloth as he unties it and lets it fall to the ground.

He picks you up by the back of your thighs, making you wrap your legs around his waist as he walks to your cot and laying you down flat before he lays on top of you, breaking the kiss. “I need to be inside of you right now.” He commands as he places his legs around his waist again, rubbing his tip up and down your soaking slit, making your back arch off of your cot.

“I thought you said you couldn’t go again.” You smirk at him before pecking his lips again. You feel him push himself into you as you moan loudly, sinking your nails into his back. “I can go one more time to feel this pussy.” He growls in your ear as he starts to thrusts deeply inside of you. “Fuck Neteyam!” He kisses your ear, leading down to your neck before he bites at your sensitive skin, sure to leave marks for other people to see later.

You feel yourself clench around him, making him groan before he gets up to watch him pound in and out of you at a fast pace. He brings his thumb to your clit, rubbing sloppy circles around it as you try to close your legs from the overstimulation. “No baby. Open your legs, don’t close up on me. Open your pretty legs.” He forces your legs back open, making you let out a moan as your hand reaches to his other one for him to intertwine his fingers with yours.

“N-Neteyam… I’m about to cum.” You stutter out as he quickly pastes in and out of you, his thumb matching the rhythm of his thrusts on your clit. “Oh my-“ You feel your pussy getting wetter than usual as your stomach fills with warmth as your back arches off of the cot once again. “Shit..” You hear Neteyam whisper as his thrusts become sloppier, you hear sloshing sounds as you feel your legs getting wetter but not even bothering to look down as your eyes roll to the back of your head.

Neteyam firmly grips your waist, roughly thrusting into you a few more times before he approaches his third orgasm of the day, his eyes rolling just like yours as he stutters inaudible words out, his entire body shaking as well as yours. Your hips glued to each others as you both pant, your stomach quickly rising and falling with your eyes closed as you level your breathing.

Neteyam pulls out of you, falling beside you as he lets out one more sigh, you looking over to notice his eyes slowly opening and closing. You turn over on your side and lay your head on his chest, listening to his rapid heartbeat as you smile.

“Sooo…” You look up at him as he wraps his arm around your body, rubbing your back slowly. “How was your first time?” You giggle as he fingers reach the side of your stomach, tickling it gently. “It was fucking amazing, my love. I don’t know why I was so nervous about it, but I do know one thing.” You hum in response to him as he looks over to you, your eyes moving down to his dick as it begins to harden once again and you gulp.

“I want more.”

A/N: Ok so I’ve been working on this one for a few days because I wanted to make sure that this one came out great and I love itttt!! So I hope you guys love it as well! Enjoy 💕

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How would the suitors reaction be when their wife ( Crewle daughter) is pregnant with triplets? And meeting the kids after birth?

With Ruggie, Jack, Lions, Malleus, Silver, Trey, Vil and Ace

Triplets Are Here | Yandere Twisted Wonderland Crewel Daughter

Ruggie Bucci

“What can I say I’m a beast in bed!” 

He’s not going to act like it even could have been inherited to you

He’s got a whole new air of confidence

Not only does he have the woman of his dreams 

But he knocked her up times three

Hopefully that will squash anyone else’s delusions about being with you

Either way he doesn’t mind getting rid of them the old fashioned way

“Awww they look like we had babies! Oh wait-”

“Just focus on feeding that one.”

“Yes Mama!” 

Jack Howl

“...!”

“Jack?”

“!!!!”

“Jack?!”

“!!!!”

“If you faint now, I won’t catch you!”

This is the best news 

A strong litter, a perfect mate

He’s protecting his already larger than average pack

“Back away or I will not hesitate to end your life. I’ve got four lives to protect now.”

Leona Kingscholar

“Geez…three?”

“Don’t make that face.”

“What face? I’m just surprised you took me so well.”

He has mixed feelings about it

Especially when he’s catering to you as your belly swells to an almost unbelievable size

And you groan in pain

“Why don’t the brats just get here. I hate seeing you in pain.”

He’s heard of other lions so jealous they kill their kin

But as he holds the little bundles he can’t begin to fathom it

He might just cry

Malleus Draconia

“If you and I were not made for each other, theres noway this could be.”

He’s ecstatic 

But the entirety of Briar Valley and the world around you must be made to cater to you

Devoted to your comfort and health above all else 

he even struggles to let Crewel see you

“Nothing will ever hurt my loves. My babes. My wive. I’d curse the world for you.”

Genocide Murder spree ensues should there be any pain or assassination attempts

No one’s so much as flicking you 

He’d sooner rend them to ash

Silver

“Three…at the same time…?”

“Yes so we’ll have to get three times the baby equipment and–Silver?”

“Three…in…you?”

He’s barely processing any of it 

Even when he’s practically carrying the four of you as you waddle places

“Our babies…”

“Aren’t they precious they have your eyes!”

“M-m-my eyes-? Agh-!”

“Its okay babe this is a good time to cry.”

“H-how did Dad do it!? I-I’m never letting any of you leave me!”

Any protective traits are amplified even higher

And if there was ever a time he refused to kill anyone in his pursuit for love

That has long since past

Trey Clover 

“Well I did always say I wanted a big family!”

He’s thrilled to see your tummy rounding with his children

All while you incessantly demand for his sweets and cooking

And he’s jumping to his tooth brush after a rough morning 

But its all made even better when they arrive

Little mixes of his love and himself 

“They’ll have the cutest little teeth!”

He definitely saves them when they get older

But he’s the perfect papa

Poisoned sweets and all

Vil Schoenheit

“We’ll be parents…is that registering?”

“Barely. When we agreed to marry I doubted ever moving further than that.”

“Does it make you unhappy?”

“Not in the slightest.”

He’s brimming with anxiety 

Worry eating away as he contemplates his own jealousy and the excitement of having a  child

It doesn’t become much easier when the triplets arrive

He despises the paparazzi 

So much so he’s willing to set his rabid fans on them

Purge them of every photo of his adorable babes

He’s the only one who gets the honor

A dazzling photo of your delivery is only for his eyes

Doxx the peeping toms

“They’re all mine. I’m willing to lose everything for them.”

Ace Trappola

“Dang! I really am amazing–Ow! Joking, joking.”

He couldn’t be happier

What better way to prove his love ownership of the sexiest woman alive if it weren’t for the giant round belly you had

And soon to be three little rascals that are further testaments of his status

He’ll whine about things 

Probably more than you 

But in the end he’s glowing with pride as you look down at your freshly born babies

“Ehehe they can’t deny that I may have children for days but I’ve got game.”

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To Take For Granted 2

Genshin Cult Au x Reader Angst

warning(s): mentions of suicide, therapy, depression, summoning, obsession, yandere

word count: 670

Part 1

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A lot of time has passed since you’ve been in Teyvat. While the archons and acolytes have been devoutly praying to you for years upon years, you have moved on.

The time you had on Teyvat had really affected you. You decided to go to therapy where you were convinced that your experience was one big hyper realistic dream.

Therapy helped you heal and forget and you eventually moved on with your life.

You had even met someone. Someone who would become your most important person. The apple of your eye.

You’ve gone through several milestones with this person and you were sure you wanted to live the rest of your life with them.

Everything was perfect. You were living your days free of stress, the happiest you have ever been in your life.

You fall asleep in their arms with the biggest smile on your face and when you wake up to the warm sun shining on your skin, you expect to see your lover’s resting face as you always do.

But to your surprise, they are no where to be seen.

Instead, you’re surrounded by the familiar characters of a game you had stopped playing many many years ago.

“It worked… the summoning ritual finally worked!”

The sounds of cheers and laughter that echo around you is drowned out by the loud ringing in your ears.

Your eyes dart around, everything spinning. Your fingers tightly grip the grass that you briefly note is painted with unrecognizable lettering.

You attempt to get up but you stumble, disoriented.

The breeze on your face, the sun in your eyes… it feels all too real.

“No… this can’t be happening.”

It takes you a bit, but you manage to clumsily push past all of the concerned faces.

“This is a dream… it’s a dream, it must be.”

“Your grace, we’ve realized our wrongs…”

Their words fall upon deaf ears as you break off into a sprint. You needed out.

“I have to go back. I have to go back.”

Your hands are shaking as your realize you’re back to the very place that had put you into therapy for years.

Realization struck you like lightning.

“That’s right… all I have to do is die.”

You look around for something, anything to end it. You keep on moving, pushing past bushes and trees before you finally come across a cliff.

You peek over the edge. It’s a long way to the bottom but it doesn’t matter. You no longer care about the pain or feel any fear of death.

The love of your life is waiting for you.

Driven solely by the thought of your precious person, you throw yourself off the edge with no hesitation.

When you open your eyes, you realize you’re stuck in place, far from the ground. The wind carries to safety and as you land, you’re met with the tearful eyes of your acolytes who are confused on your desperation to leave them. They know they made mistakes but haven’t they proven how much they need you? They’ve gone through so much trouble to bring you back, can’t you at least acknowledge them? They have so many questions for you but the most important one…

Why do you want to go back so badly? Because you have a lover?

Do not worry, you have dozens of acolytes lined up, all willing to be your lover. Not just willing, there is nothing more in the world that they could possible want. It is the greatest honor to be able to hold you or be held within your arms.

So much so that they’re constantly fighting each other for that spot. They do everything they can to seduce you and make you forget of your previous lover.

They tend to you in every way they can. You are never left alone. 24/7, there is always someone with you. While you are sleeping, bathing, eating - your acolytes are by your side.

Such loyalty and devotion…

What more could you possibly want?

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