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Alys Karstark and Jon
i wonder what they're laughing at
#fan art#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf#asoiaf fanart#jon snow#alys karstark#asoiaf art#house karstark#house stark#they're probably roasting someone lol#this is not a ship#it's a ✨friendship✨#i added some reds in jon's stark outfit#because i think it fits#ghost's eyes#melisandre's fire AND melisandre#weirwood trees#you know what i mean#my blog is slowly evolving into an asoiaf blog lol#not slowly#very rapidly#my art.
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Roasting you based on your favorite of these German Expressionist films
(this post is a joke; don't take it too seriously lol)
Metropolis: You've got spicy political opinions and daddy issues. You were doing great in life until you found out how corrupt capitalism is sometime in high school or college, and it's absolutely mind-boggling to you that nobody else is batting an eyelid at all the injustices of the world because they're too busy defending the concept of a 40-hour work week. You're constantly checking your privilege and everyone else's, too. Or you just want to bang a robot. That's probably it.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: Okay, I could make a joke about you being emo, or you liking the most basic film on the list, but that's not really the issue here. Your Hot Topic fashion sense and shitty drugstore eyeliner are nowhere near as concerning as the fact that you have no idea who the hell you are without them. You constantly overthink everything and are great at solving everyone's problems but your own, and you're averaging like 4 hours of sleep on a good night. You can't get your intrusive thoughts to leave you alone and if you relate to literally any character in this film, you need to get help. It's okay; I promise your therapist doesn't secretly hate you.
M: You're a surprisingly sweet and empathetic person for someone whose favorite film on this list is about a child murderer. You care deeply about others and are very much in tune with yourself, but unfortunately, everything you say is so off-putting that most people don't get that vibe about you. If they actually gave you a chance, they'd find that you have a great personality, but they don't, so instead you're stuck at home stalking your ex's vacation photos on social media.
Dr. Mabuse the Gambler: You like the finer things in life. You're high-maintenance, your tastes are classy and expensive, and you actually know how wine tasting works. However, you're way too into conspiracy theories and pyramid schemes for your own good, and your cultured proclivities are deeply undercut by the fact that you probably got into Bitcoin when that was a thing. Your two career paths are either "businessperson" or "cult leader," and it's concerningly difficult to discern which one you're on.
Nosferatu: Your sense of humor relies entirely on recycling memes that are at least a decade old, and the fact that you communicate nearly entirely in pop culture references is your attempt at disguising the fact that you're really bad at socializing. You think you have lots of great ideas that make perfect sense, but most people don't know what the hell you're going on about. However, you've got one or two ride or die friends who love you for who you are, cringe and all. Keep being you, Nosferatu fan. Never change.
The Student of Prague: I'm not sure this one is actually anyone's favorite film, but if this was yours, you were into shipping the Onceler with himself when that was a thing. You're super competitive, but you have a tendency to overwork yourself and burn out quickly, so now you're living off of Top Ramen and protein bars. People love to tell you that you "have potential" and "just need to apply yourself," but what they don't get is that you're stressed 24/7 and won't give yourself a break because you're trying so hard to satisfy your own impossible standards. Please take a nap.
Der Golem: You're great with children, small animals, and potted plants, but that's because literally anyone else you have to deal with fucking pisses you off. The absolute audacity of everyone around you means you're never not two seconds away from throwing hands, but honestly? You're always right and you should say it. You're actually a really nice person, but people keep pushing you to your limit and you're sick of it. On an unrelated note, you probably work in customer service.
Different from the Others: If this is your favorite film and you're a member of the LGBT community, that's perfectly understandable. It was a monumental achievement in LGBT cinema in the early 20th century and, despite being somewhat dated by today's standards due to the time period it was created in, largely holds up as an educational, yet tragic, piece of cinema. That being said, if you're a straight/cis/allo person and this is your favorite film, what is going on with you. I want to study you in a lab. How did you find this film. Come to think of it, how did you even get into German Expressionist cinema to begin with. I just want to know
Der Januskopf: [REDACTED]
Genuine: You're a "Caligari" fan who doesn't want to seem basic like the rest of the "Caligari" fans, so somehow you ended up here. You don't actually like this film aside from the visuals. Nobody actually likes this film. You want so, so badly to like this film, so you lie to yourself, just like you do about everything else.
#german expressionism#silent films#silent movies#metropolis#the cabinet of dr. caligari#m 1931#dr. mabuse the gambler#der golem#nosferatu#the student of prague#different from the others#der januskopf#genuine 1920
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Pros of moving to Mephisto's mansion (let's say that he let you to suck-up to Diavolo lol, you're still a foolish human tho):
He's rich. The mansion is fucking huge!
It's just him and his little brother- so LOTS of privacy.
No family drama in the house. It's peaceful.
No stressing ab food bc no Beel. The fridge is always full.
New stress unlocked- he wants to eat something you don't want to (you want to eat simple bacon and eggs, he wants to eat Les cuisses de Grenouille wtf?? he thinks you're eating peasant food), so breakfast choice is always uncertain...
You bicker over stupid stuff like TV programs and et cetera. He's crossing his arms and hmphs in attitude. He's so annoying.
Cooking duties? Probably non-existent bc he has lesser demons to take care of it (though it would be kinda hot seeing Mepho in an apron tbh... what's wrong with you? you're thirsting for an idiot sandwich).
His bro is an angel tho, you love him. He called you "mom" by accident and you blushed, but it made Mepho feel some type of way. The thought of playing house, it's just too cute.
At first you hate him, but then you realize he's cranky and gloomy not bc of you, but bc of the back pain from sitting in his goddamn office all day and stressing himself out. If you offer him a back massage, he will change his opinion on you very quickly. In fact, he actually starts liking you more.
The longer you live with them, the more you learn about their everyday life and routine. Him and his bro have a habit of roasting marshmallows by the fire at night, Mephisto plays guitar or tells him stories. Sometimes they play fight and you warn him to go easy on his sibling. Mepho shows you canines and tells you what they're doing is perfectly natural bc it's important for a demon child's growth. He supports him in any kind of rough play. That's the way he was raised too. "Even a horse is choosing a strong, dominant owner he can depend on." You realize purebred demons are wilder than fallen angels. Fallen angels will never be real demons, in his theory. He's also prejudiced against humans bc of the whole power dynamic with pacts. But you're nice, so he doesn't mind you.
If you like Diavolo, congrats, you'll spend as much time with him as you want. Bc they're friends and he'll drag you everywhere with him.
Will spoil you rotten, but only if you behave... he's not so bad.
Will walk around the mansion shirtless just to mess with you. Bro doesn't understand why MC is so flustered for no reason. You tell him it's just a common cold, you go make some tea.
You prank him to take your revenge, like touching his bare neck with your ice-cold hands. You realize that he has a cute lady-like scream and you can't stop laughing. He gets grumpy and traps you in a big, tight hug to annoy you. You don't mind being held by him. Your confession made him melt.
One day you're lying in bed together, tangled in each other's limbs, talking. He says he loves you and that no rare version of Demonus could ever replace that feeling. If you ever decide to be with someone else, he'll understand, bc he behaved very badly towards you. He doesn't expect you to accept his apology bc he doesn't want your pity. He's a man, he's prideful, he has an image to maintain. But you're not pitying him. Being able to admit one's mistakes is an admirable trait. That's why you decide to give it a chance.
He wakes up and smells blood. He's panicking and asks you if you're OK, but you tell him you're on your period and that your stomach is hurting. The dude was almost in tears, shame on you. Goes to the pad's aisle and asks you what pussy size you wear. Now don't underestimate him, he's a very educated man. However, he grew up in a man's household and his mother never rly talked ab it, so it went over his head. Woman near him is holding her sides and laughing. He doesn't mind her, he thinks she's drunk or something. Buys everything from sanitary products, to painkillers, to chocolates. "Baby I'm coming home, just hang on for a bit!" He's afraid you're in danger of serious bloodloss. You facepalm. At least he's funny.
Before visiting his horses, he lectured you for the millionth time and gave you a long list of precautions, bc he doesn't want anything to happen to you or his horses. Yes, he's annoying, but that's bc he cares too much. He's not leaving any room for mistakes. These horses are huge and trust him when he tells you that they can hurt you. Long story short, they accepted you right away.
He gets overprotective of you when you talk with the brothers at RAD. Mammon won't take it well. He'll initiate a fight and Mepho won't hold back, so you have to interfere to stop the whole ruckus. And ofc they're annoyed bc "Why's he acting weird? He used to hate MC." He doesn't care about their confused looks, he cares that you arrive to your classes on time and that they don't pose a distraction to you. You assure him that they're your beloved boys you used to live with at HOL and that you have some catching up to do. He respects your decision and leaves you alone, bc he trusts you.
Although he loves private time with you, pls don't visit him too often in his office. He wants you to concentrate on your education and he wants you to pass those tests. It's not a problem, he'll spend his time with you at home.
He has a need to mark your neck or whatever part of your body that's visible to the outside world. It's primal, it's something that demons like to do. You don't want painful bruises all over your body so you suggest a pact as your best solution. He agrees, that's how you bonded to each other.
You enjoy Seductive speechcraft a little too much these days. You're taking it outside the classroom and people are either happy or upset about it. It's not your fault that your man radiates with such confidence and charisma.
He likes holding hands with you in public or even kissing, he hopes Lucifer is seeing it and secretly dying inside
You love and hate Mephisto. He's straightforward, bold and daring. Which can be rude and flattering at the same time. He wants you, and he wants others to know that they can't have you.
He wants to take you out to a nice restaurant so he suggests you put on your best outfit for the night. He even dressed his bro and gave him a cute little bow tie. It was the most adorable sight, you needed to take pictures. However, when Mephisto came out of the corner dressed in a three-piece suit which consists of a maroon blazer, black dress pants and a waistcoat of similar color that is paired with white dress shirt underneath, embedded with a golden tie bar clipped onto his black tie, it left you speechless. He stared at you too, you chose a nice black dress that flattered your figure and looked very elegant on you. You couldn't rly flirt since the kid was there so you just complimented each other. On your walk towards your location, Mephisto held his brother's hand or sometimes allowed him to sit on his shoulders (he's doting on him too much). They talked and laughed about random stuff and your eyes softened. You knew that he has a soft spot for kids, he looked like he could make for a good daddy someday. Your embarrassing thoughts got interrupted by him offering his hand to you, which you gladly took.
There are days where you play with his bro and spoil him more often than not. He's your son now. OK, Luke will always remain your no.1 son, but he has the honors of being your no.2 if that makes any sense. Mephisto is jealous of his own brother lol. You suggest your two sons meet and play together, but Mephisto is still sceptical of the angels. He doesn't trust them easily. You assure him that he has lots of things to learn from Luke and that he'd be a positive influence on him. He trusts you, as always.
People notice he's less cranky than he used to be. And all because of you. You're still bickering over stupid stuff tho. He'll kiss you to make up for it.
#om#obey me#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me shall we date?#om mephisto#om mephistopheles#mephisto x you#mephisto x mc#mephisto x reader
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assorted, and snippet
it is a rainy sunday. we had a glorious last-gasp-of-summer week, 70s and sunny and lovely, and then last night as the sun went down it suddenly got cold and is going to stay that way.
today's my late father's birthday. he'd've been 79 today. farmsister asked the family groupchat if we wanted to do anything special but like, what? no, so we're just having our normal sunday family dinner. she decided to make enchiladas because while the tomatoes are done, there are still tomatillos, so she's roasting those. i decided to thaw a pork butt and i'll make a sort of al pastor kind of pulled pork for the filling, later. but at the moment i'm out in my cabin, which is a disaster area and needs cleaning. but at the moment i'm just listening to the rain on the metal roof, and i have the propane stove on to get it up to room temperature in here, and i'm dying to take a nap but probably won't.
i told myself i could sit for an hour and maybe write. I sorta don't want to write, I sorta want to fuck around and nap, lol. I'm at a bit in Peace-Tied where I'm trying to fold in stuff I wrote ahead that doesn't quite fit now, so that's complicated-- I've been resorting to using two monitors to have the old doc open in a window so I don't have to tab back and forth. But Fit For Thrones is also in an awkward spot where I wrote stuff ahead and like not a lot has changed, but I realized there needed to be a new thread introduced, so I've got to work that in, and I'm realizing a scene I wrote ages ago that was just fluffy and didn't show a lot of character development is going to have to get overhauled to fit the new concept in, which at this point is just a slight complication but later I wanna hang like a whole plot off it, so it's gotta be here-- if I put it in later it won't have any support and might not really properly hold all the weight it needs to, so. And this scene was just fluff anyway and needs more stuff in it. So that's fine. But it's hard. Because of course all I want to do is skip ahead and write the juicy weighty scene this is gonna support. But if I do that (again, as i've been doing a lot in this series, ugh) i'll get there and it won't fit and i'll have to do more of this fiddly kind of work.
I did only miss Friday's update because I was physically too busy at the time, though. It's the wind-down of the farm season but that just means people have started to peel away to do other things, there's not actually a lot less work, and so those of us left are kind of juggling a lot more balls, even if they're less heavy than they were.
(more wittering specifically about FFP behind the cut, and a snippet)
So I have a bunch of stuff allllllmost ready to post, but a bunch of tricky work to do for the continuations of them. There has been a spate lately of very nice comments, some rereaders and some new readers, and I appreciate all of you and it keeps me going, really it does.
I can't find the one, though, someone commented on the latest FFT that they thought Morvran might wind up a bit subby perhaps, and I literally cackled out loud. (Someone else was speculating that he's more traumatized/demi/gray than pure ace, which I also have been trying to convey-- he's ace-spec for sure but gray, is where I'm headed with him.)
I don't think Ciri is going to wind up being particularly domme-y in her preferences-- she also would like a pretty lady to push her around please-- but understand she was raised by a bunch of dommes all around, so I had a very early slightly-cracky notion that she thinks this is how het relationships have to work (this did bear fruit in an outside-of-series published work on AO3 thanks to the Smubbles folks, here: What Every Young Woman Needs)-- but there's an excerpt here I haven't quite yet fit into the FFP continuity, which I suppose I'll put here for everyone's delectation (Ciri POV, of Morvran):
He glanced up only briefly at her arrival, flashing her a quick smile but returning to whatever he was writing, clearly intently focused. She propped a hip on the edge of the desk, waiting, and he finished writing the line and looked up at her.
There was something about the way he looked up at her, like this, something open in his expression that usually wasn’t. It sort of made her want to pull his hair, and made her suddenly understand some things about the way her-- Geralt and Yennefer had acted, around one another. She’d always thought Yennefer was perhaps too mean to Geralt, but she could suddenly understand Yennefer’s perspective, and see that maybe it… well maybe it wasn’t being mean.
But. She didn’t know Morvran near well enough to offer to pull his hair.
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How do Caballeros take care of each other (as a couple) when they are sick?
I just know Donald got heatstroke while in Rio, I just know- anyways can you imagine this little miserable sun roasted duck being pampered by José? adorable!!
Because they both probably laughed when they saw how red Donald had gotten, but then Don would be "actually I'm not feeling so great right now" and Zé would feel a little guilty for not advising this 'white as a sheet' duck of protecting himself better. Anyways I like to picture Zé running showers for Donald, helping him hydrate again, making sure he's always fresh and actually putting someone else's comfort above his own once in a while.
I think Panchito would be incredibly doting when his loves are sick. He's such a kind, earnest and 'literally raised by a mother hen' type of guy that, if anything, José and Don would have to remind him that they're not about to die, "it's just the flu!". I also think Panchito is not the type to get sick often, boy got some real steel antibodies in him! He'd be so insistent on checking on José or Donald (or both) tho that he'd inevitably get the bug too lol.
I know that depending on the adaptation Donald can be incredibly different personality-wise... like in DT17 he's such an adorable worrywart about the safety of the ones he loves. I think he'd enjoy having someone be a little more dependant on him for a little while, not that he'd be happy to see José or Paco sick, but just so he can let out all of that pent-up protective love he has. He'd love to prepare meals and just make things cozy for whichever of the other two is sick.
#the three caballeros#donald duck#josé carioca#panchito pistoles#donpanzé#text post#ask#anonymous#I know my scenario of José taking care of someone was just abt Donald but it's because I REALLY love that one scenario ok? ok
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NO BECAUSE OMG BART HAVING A SCAR ON THE INSIDE OF HIS MOUTH IS SO SMART
(Hi, it's me, the overexcited rambler dambler)
Because listen, just like you wrote, him appearing to not have scars sells the story of future tourist so well, BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT
I do kinda wish that Jay told someone, or managed to come through to Bart and have a real heart to heart with him instead of being roasted for being concerned (Bart "livestock get branded, it's literally common knowledge, I was about as important as a pig" Allen I'm looking at you, maybe you haven't acknowledged/realised it but there is SOMETHING hiding behind that titanium wall of yours)
It doesn't even need to be Jay, but maybe some day Bart will feel comfortable sharing this scar with Ed or Jaime (though Jaime would probably, like, want to fling himself to the sun if Bart ever told him) and just get some form of comfort out of it
(A funky addition would be that Ed found out by exploring if ya know what I mean🤭)
But that also leaves me wondering, like, since that brand is pretty unique in his time, how would Bart have passed in the camps after/if he escaped the Scientists? Did he draw a fake brand on his neck? Did the Scientists send him there after being satisfied with their tests and just knowing where he was/being able to pull him back whenever they desired?
Also his connections with the prostitutes was really clever, they're the ones who can coax information out of important people after all, allowing Bart to gather some necessary tech for his time machine. Genius genius genius. I'm just imagining a 12-year-old Bart casually vibing/downing booze with these people and nobody suspecting a thing when in reality he's plotting to break their reality down
omg it’s the return of an icon ❤️
honestly (hes unaware of it though) Jay seems to be respecting Barts very much unsaid wishes (bart doesn’t think he cares about who knows, but he seems to prefer the fewer the better approach in this case) by not telling anyone. I don’t think it’s intentional on his part, but u knw sometimes u do (or don’t) do things without realising
genuinely, it’s the funniest thing ever to me how everyone read that scene as bart roasting jay like 😭 he was just keeping it real but with his unshakeable attitude 😂 which honestly yeah that is basically sass, love it when characters and scenes take on a life of their own sometimes truly it’s so entertaining and such typical bart behaviour lol
idk if Jaime knows 👀 if he does i feel like itd be cause of Bart for some reason thinking it would be funny to show it to him and then Jaimes just like
yeah Ed 100% knows and for the exact reasons u mentioned 😂 i mean besides being at the dentists that’s pretty much the only other socially acceptable reason for someone to look into barts mouth at this point
i won’t go too much into the timeline of bart’s captivity as a lab rat vs him being in the camps as a slave, but they’re two very different stages of his life (he’s much younger as a lab rat whereas being a slave was closer to him leaving his timeline, a lot of stuff went down in between). I should’ve probably elaborated a bit more on it in the chapter, but whilst it was unique it wasn’t completely unheard of to not be branded on the neck, especially since a lot of their subjects were meta humans, there’s bound to be some variety of people that have it elsewhere. all that mattered was that u had the brand
“when in reality he’s plotting to break their reality down” that line goes incredibly hard, i’m obsessed ! love how that’s genuinely what he did though, like he’s crazy for real
thank u for sharing ur thoughts with us and for reading ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i appreciate it so much 😘
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tagged by @hungerofhadarr !! thank you!!
Name: Miz'ri Jhalavar
Nickname(s): None other than whatever pet name falls out of Astarion's mouth at any given moment. She may have a Folk Hero background, but it wasn't one that garnered her a hero name (she broke up a slaving ring out near Neverwinter shortly after she left the Underdark, and then took up monster hunting)
Pronouns: she/her
Star Sign: no idea lol
Height: idk like 5'5" probably
Orientation: biromantic demisexual
Race: Drow
Romancing: Astarion
Fave Fruit: She's extremely fond of grapes and oranges. Things that really require the sun and remind her of summer.
Fave Season: Spring and Summer. She loves the sunshine, though fall is a close second with the colors. Winter... meh. Each of them have their own merits, though, to someone who grew up without seasons.
Fave Flower: Lotus flowers. She thinks they're so pretty on the water.
Fave Scent: Summer rain. A good roast cooking over a campfire. Honeysuckle and fresh spring grass. Fresh mint.
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: Hot chocolate. It's the one thing she looks forward to in winter.
Average Sleep Hours: Depends, but probably around 4 hours. She may be an elf, but she likes to sleep when she can.
Dogs or Cats: She's a cat person at heart, but Scratch is her best buddy.
Dream Trip: She wants to see everything. All the realms and all the planes of existence. She wants to walk the world with someone she loves.
Amount of Blankets: When she gets to lay in a bed, she nests. Mountain of pillows and blankets.
Random Fact(s):
She has scarification marks from her youth. Her family were part of a particularly zealous sect of Lolth-sworn drow, and her grandmother was a High Priestess. Her family practiced scarification to show their devotion, so she has a whole back and both arms full of intricate spider web scars carved into her by her grandmother's hand. The biggest one, gifted to her on her coming-of-age birthday, starts at her nape and drapes down her back and over both shoulders like a shawl.
Her right eye is forever a slightly lighter shade of pink after the damage done to it by her half-illithid transformation. The scars on her face from various monster hunts are also slightly different--less deep than they had been.
Tagging: @seldaryne, @whynotsableye, @mypunkpansexualtwin, @meishuu, and @ottobooty!
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Why should we stop roasting the man who hated Z’s memes, didn’t pay for shit and probably cheated on her? We good.
Oh gosh, I remember that 😭😅
It's so funny, when Tom was mentioning the memes from Zendaya in his Buzzfeed interview, he realized they were a lot lol, but he found it endearing lol 😆
Whereas, JE was like...."somebody needs to pick up the phone every once in a while instead of just sending memes all the time" rofl 🤣 😆
Find someone who fits with you and who YOU are lol 😆, or, at least puts up with your quirky habits with a smile lol 😆
At least, now we know what they're most likely probably looking at when Z is showing him her phone rofl 🤣
Re: Cheating....
Idk for sure if he actually cheated on Z, so I'm not gonna perpetuate THAT rumor. You know me, I'm all about FACTS. I've never seen anything that proves that he did, so I won't assume that. But given his previous track record, I can see why some might have had that impression ..... 👀
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MWII Kinnies!!
I think this is the most accurate I could do, WITH MY HEADCANONS/view of characters lol- (THIS IS SATIRE BTW-)
If you kin :
Phillip Graves, you're probably thinking you're sexy as fuck and probably have a superiority – inferiority complex (or main character syndrome depends tbf) also you def give "jerk" vibes at first sight & you most likely had some trust issue backstory that makes you unsure whenever to open up or not. BUT DAMN like stop being sassy please I need a break from the drama you're creating...
John MacTavish, you laugh at your own jokes, can be serious but mostly silly, you probably like sending memes to annoy your friend, you also say "fuck you" as a joke, and you most likely use laughter to deal with your troubles. Can be rude as fuck if you want to but you prefer to be chill.
Simon Riley, bro- chill ?? you're most likely always acting serious/cold even to your friends, loved ones. You can def be funny but you don't like opening your humor up to people, you probably use your past experiences to compare to people's troubles. You def roast people who insult your friends but other than that you also don't give a single fuck
Alejandro Vargas, you're funny, def the brotherly figure in your group, you're kinda like the guy that everyone appreciates to hang around (and you also have a superiority – inferiority complex depending on who you hang out with.) Literally you'd do anything to help a friend in trouble and you also plan a lot of murders on a daily basis with your crazy friend.
Rodolfo Parra, bro you're nice as fuck but also rude as fuck, like with your friends it's "lmaoo fr" then with strangers it's "who tf you talkin to ?". You're done with your friend's bs but you still like them either way because they're cool/fun to talk to, at first you kinda had a hard time opening up but it happened and you're now kinda extrovert
Kyle Garrick, you're really nice and chill, you love drama on twitter, dicsord, any app, you probably draw a lot/listen to music. You're funny to talk to and people usually go to you for comfort, def staying in your groupchats to get blackmail info but you don't go on the internet too much, you prefer to go outside to enjoy fresh air (not a lol player congrats!!)
John Price, you're the parental figure of your friend group, you probably have good grades and a good relationship with everyone you know, you can come off as rude but also really funny, you read a lot and you mostly stay in your corner though you don't hesitate to speak up, very confident and protects your friends every time. (Probably lost something/someone important so you might have trust issues-)
this is kinda based on my headcanons and AGAIN its a satire post so you don't have to take this seriously lmao
#call of duty#cod mw2#cod mwii#kinnie#phillip graves#johnny soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#alejandro vargas#rodolfo parra#kyle gaz garrick#john price
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tag game! Tagged by @creepkinginc thx nosho
rules: go to pinterest, search "[your name] core aesthetic" and create a moodboard from the results.
I had to fudge it a bit or else I only got pictures of Misha Collins
Lots of get to know you stuff under the cut
about
you name: Misha (any spelling or variation of Michael except "Mike")
age: 29
starsign: Taurus Sun, Scorpio Moon, Cancer Rising
your first language: English
second language: German/Russian
(third language: Polish)*
(fourth language: Irish)*
favourite lip product: I let God decide what happens to my lips.
the best food dish you can make without a recipe: I can make a pasta sauce out of basically any vegetables and some meat. I also cook pretty decent Korean food.
if you drink tea, what kind?: herbatki "Malwa" z suszu owocowego, either czarna porzeczka or owocowa.
if you drink coffee, what roast do you usually get?: I don't drink coffee, and haven't had caffeine in 2 years.
favourite thing to watch on youtube right now: God, these days Minecraft or other video game let's plays, game streams, comparative mythology, or world building videos?
favourite thing to watch on youtube in 2012: I absolutely could not tell you. What did annoying theatre kids watch in 2012?
favourite item of clothing right now: I have a couple dresses and sweaters I love.
favourite item of clothing in 2012: lololol probably the American Eagle button down shirts I insisted on wearing with a vest and blazer, but then for some reason boot cut jeans.
* I had to rep for USAmericans who are multilingual
fandom
three movies you recommend: Morozko/Ivan Vasilievich Back to the Future, Stardust, The Lord of the Rings.
your favourite concert: i really don't like concerts haha.
have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion?: not really.
have you ever left a fandom because of the fans?: not really, I still feel like I'm trying to enter them tbh.
the best tv show you watched last year: honestly probably Shadow and Bone or House of Dragons (it's probably been longer than a year but I mean writers strikes and stuff, I don't remember seeing a good show) or Gilded age! Nothing happens in Gilded Age and I love every minute of it.
do you have a fancasting you just can't let go of?: I don't think I picture actors or types in my head when I watch or read things.
a ship you've abandoned: none they're always bouncing around there and can always be reactivated. Especially if you can give me a juicy crossover, make it supernatural/fantasy, or make one of them chubby.
on a scale of 1-10 how willing are you to share your ao3 history?: oh lol, I was about to say pretty open but then I remember some of the stuff I read so hard 0.
do you have a fandom tattoo? (do you want one?): no and don't think I want one, but I have tattoo ideas
what fandom do you wish was bigger?: I'm honestly not sure maybe Magicians, I get intimidated by big fandoms haha.
has a finale ever ruined a show for you?: the last season of game of thrones was abysmal.
have you …
... swam in an ocean?: yes, as it happens.
... ever been vegan/vegetarian?: nö.
... gone skinny dipping?: no, but I would with the right people.
... gone skiing?: never and no desire.
... been to a convention?: a couple academic conventions.
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Hellooo! Congrats on 500 followers. It’s more than deserved!
I’m a self-indulgent hoe and would love a match-up if I make it 🙏
I’d like a text convooo please they’re so cute
Details:
JJK, please!
Gender Pref: male
Personality: ENFP, Leo, ambivert. I’m very talkative, and tend to think out loud which gets me into trouble most of the time. Court Jester, and I kind of enjoy it when people pick on/roast me. Major oversharer. A bit of a pervert. Terrible liar, but prone to fibbing anyway. Intense and bold. I’m sensitive and a bit moody. Sweet to people I care about, but not good at pretending I like people when I don’t. Chronically late (rip). Spontaneous, impulsive. Daydreamer. Youngest sibling, so I’m lowkey kind of an annoying brat lol. Self-indulgent—to be cringe is to be free. Big attention hoe!
Likes: Inside jokes. Memes. Winning!! I’m so competitive it’s kind of embarrassing. Discussing books/tv/games/etc. Astrology. YouTube. Being a bad influence
Dislikes: driving oh my god. Time limits. Working. Confrontation. BOARD GAMES. Hemorrhoids
Hobbies: drawing, reading, writing, jewelry-making, hiking, dnd, playing/modding video games, makeup
Love Language: what makes me feel loved: gift-giving | how I express love: words of affirmation
Green Flag: attentiveness, engages in convo/cares about my interests (and thinks I’m the coolest person in the world 💕)
Deal Breaker: Clingy, gatekeeper, afraid of the cringe because I’m radioactive levels of cringe
Somewhat tall, curvy, a few piercings, teal hair & pointy snaggle teeth
Again, congrats & thanks for doing such a fun event! :3
This was kind of a jumbled mess & I probably wrote too much. I’m so sorry
Congratulations! You have been matched with...
Geto Suguru
Suguru is the quiet to your loud, the organised to your impulsive, and the early to your late (which he factors in, don't worry). On the surface, there's enough of a yin-yang dynamic for people to understand how things might work between you two, but they're often baffled as to how your relationship is actually sustained.
The truth is, Suguru is just as cringe as you are, ugly laughing at the memes you send him, and cracking jokes that only you two will understand. The only difference is that he's much better at hiding it (aka his past emo lifestyle—he was a scene kid and you can pry that headcanon out of my cold dead hands). He's not one to shy from competition, and will happily butt heads, but at the end of the day, he always steps away when things are starting to verge on an actual confrontation. Sometimes hard conversations are inevitable, but with small things like this, he would rather lose to someone he loves, than lose someone he loves to win.
He's always happy to listen to you run your mouth. He can gather all sorts of information on you, which makes it easy to get you gifts. For example, he'll pay attention to the drawing materials you like, and will surprise you with them out of the blue, placing them on your desk as if they've been there all along. He's definitely up for you doing his makeup (like I said, ex-scene kid), only for you to quickly take it off because you realise he is way too pretty with it on—you can't let people go around getting ideas! He's too gorgeous for his own good!
Dates with him would often involve you two reading and/or discussing your respective books, or playing video games together. He'd also happily join a DnD campaign if you rope him into it! But overall, any time is a good time, as long as he can spend it with you.
The Matchmaker's Gift:
#—playing matchmaker!#—prosciuttulipa events.#—prosciuttulipa content.#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk matchup#jjk matchups
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I love how you just decided that Malleus sucks at sex, it’s a refreshing idea lol
Which of the twst boys do you think are actually good at it?
i think i'm going to do the twst boys who absolutely can fuck and the ones who just,,, cannot. if a character isn't included, assume they're overwhelmingly mediocre or completely unfuckable for reasons out of their own control (e.g. Ortho for being eight years old).
Can Fuck:
Trey - we've gone over this. dilf in progress. arms as thick as tree trunks. one of the three genuinely nice people in the entire school. dick appointments with him are the closest thing half of these students are getting to therapy and that's not great, but it's what we're working with.
Lilia - fucks like a man with three kids and 500 years of experience. he will beat your ass in smash bros after he rearranges your guts, but that's something you're just gonna have to take.
Jack - thinks of it as a form of exercise. it's just a workout with the homies, bro. don't worry about it.
Floyd - he's feral and i just know there's gotta be people who are into that. he's probably popular with Pomefiore students. they seem like freaks.
Kalim - i feel like a lot of people kinda write him off as someone who catches feelings super quickly, but it's actually the other way around. he's just so fun and sweet and considerate. he'll wine and dine you and organize an entire fucking parade. motherfucker has you asking 'what are we?' after one hook-up because he just makes you feel that loved. in reality, he's just kinda friendly and super nice and 99% of the students at NRC have never received any kind of affection in their entire lives.
Divus - pet-play is his brand. pet-play is his life. he can't even put the riding crop down for a full eight-hour school day. he better fuck because, if he doesn't, i'm going to have a lot of questions.
Can't Fuck:
Malleus - again, a well-reviewed specimen. genuinely doesn't think he's under any obligation to make his partner cum. that's a you problem and he couldn't be less interested.
Azul - will make you sign 74 different contracts before he even takes off his suit jacket. no one's ever made it past contract 32 and it's beginning to look like no one ever will.
Idia - you have to leave your room to get laid.
Jamil - he's just so, so mean. ask him if he wants to hook-up and he'll laugh in your face. flirt with him even a little and he'll literally just walk away. he'll roast your nudes with the kind of personal vengeance of someone who clearly derives his own personal worth from this. i also think he's the kind of guy who just gets,,, so clingy after being showed even the slight bit of sincere praise/affection, and the whiplash does him no favors.
Crowley - it takes him approximately three hours to remove the eyeshadow and bird accoutrement. if you're willing to wait, then congrats, but i cannot guarantee that you'll be rewarded for your patience.
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text based yuulore. relationship thoughts/her perception of the matsuno family... 🤔 it's not really edited/formatted and i wrote it on my phone but it's taking foreverrrrr to draw this stuff out so enjoy it straight out of my notes app. yippee
oso -> mostly friendly? thinks he's a funny drinking buddy. observes him like a bug. he's kind of an enigma to her since she's rarely seen him by himself so she doesnt know what makes him tick. he gives her shit for being into choro before she realizes she's into him, they bicker a lot abt this and he thinks it's fun to troll her in general lol. he has to be careful not to push too many of her buttons bc if she gets too frustrated she WILL cry and then everyone will attack him
kara -> mutually friendly! generally immune to his eccentricities, but also acts as an agent of chaos and eggs him on when it would be funny to make everyone else die of cringe. has no idea what he's going on about half the time but is a big supporter of him being flashy and weird bc she wishes she could be more openly flashy and weird. he's probably the only bro besides choro who knows the "book cafe" she says she works at is actually a manga cafe (she's too embarrassed to tell ppl this normally but she trusts him to be cool about it)
choro -> ITS COMPLICATED. rivals to lovers. they're into a lot of the same things so before they get to know each other they're constantly in a loop of bumping into each other reaching for the same last piece of merch which flusters the hell out of her. once properly introduced she thinks he's fun to mess with and has a really easy time doing so lol. trolled this guy so hard they accidentally fell in love with each other. she goes to extreme (and poorly hidden) lengths to hide her crush on him for a long time. when they're together she's usually serving as the voice of reason since she has more practical life experience than he does. they are pretty disgusting to witness in love, she's more open about pda than he is but u can feel it oozing off of them. they do almost everything together. ewwww cooties 🤓
ichi -> friendly but one sided mostly. she's nice to him but he's terrified of her because how can someone who looks put together and has a job be into the same shit as choro. he gets freaked the fuck out for a while whenever they have to interact but i think with time they could get along well. she could help him be a domestic party peep or whatever the hell normie stuff he wants to do bc unlike jyushis zany approach she encourages him to just go with the flow of the crowd
jyushi -> she's lowkey scared of him at first because... he's jyushimatsu and jyushi does things the jyushimatsu way. getting glimpses of his more serious side makes her realize his typical self is kind of similar to her approach of meeting her friends where they're at, he's just really out there in terms of trying to make the vibes fun. has considered egging him on like she does w kara but is too scared it would tear apart the fabric of reality
totty -> friendly but there is a little tension in the beginning. she heard about the sutabaa incident secondhand at a mixer and when she realizes this is the guy in question she's dying laughing inside but saves him the embarrassment of letting him know she knows. he picks up on this and doesn't know what to do with that vibe. other than that they get along well bc they're both normie passing lol. doesn't quite get her taste in fashion (too flashy for him) but it's interesting for him to see what she gravitates towards when they go shopping together. not afraid to join him in roasting the other bros when they're on some wack shit either
matsuyo & matsuzou -> girl is trying so hard to be so normie around them!! but they raised 6 neets so they see right through her act lol. they like her regardless and she's always acting super proper around them in the beginning, but being around her s/o's parents is stressful for her 💀 i think later on in yuucho era she would relax more and come over just to cook dinner with matsuyo. they'd both mostly just be thrilled to have a potential daughter in law hanging around in the first place lol
that's all i got for now. smiles
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Hello, may I please request a obey me brothers (+ Luke, diavolo, barbie, siemon and Solomon) with an mc? Here's the plot;
So technically mc is always making people laugh- it's usualy without even trying bcuz they're just being themselves, and Whenever someone trues to bring them down it usually goes something like this;
Random lower demon: Get a life!
Mc, in a cool voice: get a dad
*silence*
And their laugh is always funnier than the actual joke too bcuz it sounds so inhumane lol
Hope u have a great day/night. That's all
The first thing that came to my mind is roasting lucifer.
Masterlist
The big brother react to Mc roasting a demon
Lucifer
Hmm...
Secret thumbs up for you
That lower demon will pay
A few days later when youmammon get in trouble
Lucifer"Mc you're a disappointment"
Mc: "this why you're dad sent you along with your bros and a SON to get the milk INSTEAD"
:0
That was not fair •n•
Turns into Levi and Malfunctions for a minute there
Don't talk to him for the next hour he is hurt(scared)
Mammon
Go go!
That's my humanoiddog
You don't know how happy he is that his human stood up
Probs laughing his ass off when you say that to Lucifer
Will probs take you to arguments with witches
Leviathan
GO GO! THAT'S MY NORMIE PLAYER 2!!
....
Just know that he has it all on LIVE
Lol(ing) hard
dying out of laughter
Now when you insult lucifer
He has it on live
Praying since when was he an angel?
Probably enjoying it when you roast other player when ya'll play multiplayer.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#om swd#obey me demon bros#obey me big bro edition#part 1#obey me lucifer#lucifer#obey me mammon#mammon#obey me leviathan#leviathan#🖤🖤🖤juve
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Live reaction to MK1 Story Mode, part Banquet (CW: alcohol and alcohol jokes)
Huh. Kitana's sitting at the head of her table (flanked by Johnny and Raiden, I might add) while Mileena is sitting off next to Rain. Kitana's probably the one who's fun at parties.
Regarding the food, I see...little rolls of bread, apples, a pomegranate, some sort of roasted fowl, and red wine. Wait, is Kung Lao still with the Shaolin? Buddhism forbids drinking alcohol.
WTF Kung Lao, don't just fucking tear a leg off the bird like a caveman, ask nicely. See, even Shao and Reiko are disgusted by your lack of table manners. The burp is the icing on the cake.
Kitana's cute as balls I adore her with those soft, slightly crooked lips and beautiful eyes, she's almost too cute to sexualize. Almost.
There's something super familiar about Rain's face, but I can't put my finger on it.
SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK MILEENA NO OH GOD THE HUMANITY
It looks like some pretty gnarly reflux, but we all know what it really is
Rain stone cold does not give a fuck lol, what a great friend /s
you are not fine Mileena, you look like you're trying not to lose your shit while listening to the Klarvins* in the hah-tub
that Black-looking guy is wearing one of those little rounded caps. They're called kufi and are worn in many different parts of the African continent.
The twins are about ten thousand. Things have only been chill for one thousand. The royal house may have seen a lot more shit than I previously thought.
"My husband Jerrod believed that the future of our realms lay together" kinda like all the times you and Liu Kang lay together ayyyyyy
Kitana is actively interested in what Mama Sindel has to say. Which, tbh, is more than I can say for my parents sometimes.
"letting no secrets tear our bonds asunder" oho i see what you did there
"more that joins us than divides us" He's talking about the wine. The love of booze transcends realms.
C'mon Shao, he's trying to be nice. Don't try to undermine him.
"Earthrealmers are devoid of all-" Dammit Sindel, now we'll never know what we're missing.
"Perhaps I've enjoyed too much of this excellent wine." Nah man that's bullshit, you 100% meant what you were going to say.
Sindel is always a delight to watch. Yes, I am referring to her face and her boobs.
More fruit. Lots of apples and some passionfruit, to go with bananas and pomegranates earlier seen.
Sorcerer? You mean like Shang Tsung?
We've got a clash of ideals here: independence and integrity vs. peace and goodwill.
Excellent close-up of Sindel's disapproving face. Looks like something out of a movie, which I like.
Ending with Kitana and Mileena coming to see Sindel. I've watched this scene before and have a lot to say about it.
Sindel is so fucking good in this game, my god. Someone make a "Sindel not fucking around for x minutes and y seconds" please.
*Roger and Virginia Klarvin, played by Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch respectively, are the subject of a series of SNL skits, wherein some poor sap has to listen to their flowery accounts of their sexcapades.
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Thanks for the questions to @vincentmatthews!!! I decided to answer almost all the questions since I haven't posted my V's bio before so prepare for a ride!
Name
V (born Valerie García)
Nicknames
V, Val (though the last one is rarely used because she was known as Val only in her neighborhood).
Age
27 y.o. (born 12.10.2049)
Pronouns
She/her.
Sexuality
Bisexual (although as someone on ace spectrum I'll probably would reflect it on her too).
Hair color and style
Her hair is platinum blondish I guess, but not pure white. She always keeps them short now but when she was a teen she had long black hair until someone took advantage of her in the fight by pulling her tail. She usually uses hair gel to keep her hairstyle in place since she always has some physical activities to do (aka fighting sjgshdjsjs).
Eye color
Her own eyes were chocolate brown, now they're greyish white.
Height
175 cm
Personality
She's quick-tempered, but in normal state she's chill and sociable. Hates disrespect and always act impulsive if she doesn't like someone's attitude. Has no hesitation to use violence, although never starts a fight with people who in her opinion don't deserve it. Has a harsh way with her words. Introverted and private with her personal life. A big nerd in secret - loves Bushido movies, reads comics and sci-fi. It's not easy to make her laugh but easy to make her smile. She loves teasing people. Has a hard time to rely on the others, so mostly keep her problems to herself. Which is probably classifies as trust issues?... But people who won her trust also win her undeniable loyalty.
Tattoos
Has a shit-ton of them, most of them since youth and part of them were tattooed as jokes. V doesn't notice them anymore, they're a part of her body. The one she regrets getting though - NUSA tattoo, she'll probably just laser it some day.
Piercings
Has brow, nose and ear piercings at the moment.
Definable features
Freckles!!!!
Hobbies
Reading, watching movies, riding her bike with some music on, shopping, walking through NC, roasting Johnny etc etc
Gang/ Occupation
A merc. Never was in a gang in NC since she hates having an authority lol. Was in a gang in Atlanta, didn't end well for both parties💀
Do they smoke?
Yep. She smoked a lot when she was a teen but then she grow up and understood that it's a not good habit for a solo. Nowadays she smokes 1-2 cigarettes a day and almost has no cravings for it. When Johnny started to whine about smoking, though, V quitted immediately💀
Do they drink?
Yes. V drinks beer and whiskey but lately never gets too drunk since Jackie and her started gaining street cred and possible unwanted attention. Well, and then the shit-storm started, so she never has a chance to get drunk. She was trying some drugs when she was a teen but after her friend almost died of overdosing she promised to St Muerta to never use them for her friend's life. Her friend lived, so V keeps her promise to St Muerta.
What do they usually wear on a normal day?
Something comfortable and sporty style but doesn't mind of wearing revealing clothes though. So her style is usually tank tops, bras, shorts, yoros, leather pants, loose pants, short jackets, etc etc. She likes wearing bright colors. She almost always wears sunglasses since she had too sensitive eyes when she hadn't chipped in, so now it's more like a habit.
What do they wear when they get dressed up?
If she gets dressed up it's still her same style but more pricey clothes sjshjsjj for some rare exceptions she could wear a dress or a skirt.
What do they smell like?
She doesn't like strong smells so she doesn't use perfume and probably smells like her shampoo, hair gel, deo and laundry skshdjsjs
How do they walk?
Quickly and with confidence.
Early bird or night owl?
Night owl for sure!!! Though she does like early mornings for their atmosphere and sunrises.
One word to define them.
Tough.
Favorite season.
Summer.
Favorite weather.
Sunny or right after it rained.
Do they have someone they're with relationship-wise?
Nope. She has some feelings towards River but she doesn't see them working out, so she brokes up with him at some point.
Main pairing.
V/long happy life lmao
Side pairings.
V/Rogue, corpo au V/Frank, V/Kerry.
How do they show affection to the loved ones?
V's love languages are most definitely acts of service and quality time. So she's more likely to help you deal with you mess and then take you out to have a lunch.
How do they sit in a chair?
Her ankle is on the knee of the other leg, her hands are on her thighs.
What do they wear to bed?
An old ratty and super soft t-shirt! She has several of them lol.
How do they usually sleep?
On her side, hugging the blanket or the another pillow.
How do they sleep in a place they don't know?
Like a rock lmao, not would be happy waking up though, V hates when her morning routine is messed up.
Do they have to form a white noice to sleep?
When she's able to buy decent apts she's freaked out by silence at first since she always lived in loud areas but in a few nights she got used to it and actually starts to appreciate it.
What's a place they go to feel comfortable?
Outskirts of NC for sure. She has complex relationship with NC - she was born and raised here and the city is a part of her own personality, she can't imagine living somewhere else. Even in Atlanta she was terribly homesick all the time. But the same time she never feels more free when she's away from NC. She loves driving in less popular areas, just enjoying her ride, music and the silence.
What do they do when they're nervous?
She never lets her hands fidget to keep them steady, so it's her legs that twitch and shake, though her old sensei (Tanaka-san who was teaching her to fight with a katana and use throwing knives) taught her some breathing techniques to keep your whole body calm. So mostly she is just screaming like a banshee inside now :D
What's their favorite color?
Corral, purple, golden, silver, dark red, black, neon green, yellow.
Favorite sweets.
Not a fan of them now, even though she was going nuts over them when she was a kid sjshsjsj
Do they have any pets?
Ofc it's her fav sphynx Nibbles and iguana Rocket. Nibbles is very polite and friendly cat except having too much energy at nights. Also Johhny and her can swear he was staring right at Johnny several times, which is creepy for V and extremely exciting for Johnny lol. Rocket is also chill and friendly, dude just climbs everywhere. V wonders if she'll live long enough to see him grown :')
If they could visit anywhere in the world, where would they go?
She'll probably join the Aldecaldos for some time. Among the cities she wants to visit NY and Tokyo.
Their comfort meal, food that they hate, favorite non-alcoholic drink.
Her mom didn't cook so they usually had some instant food. Now V's so sick of it she can't even look at it in the shops.
V hates the taste of garlic and bananas.
V loves sodas!!!! She can drink 5 cans a time lol.
Their plans for the future.
Make Johnny to fuck off but mostly survive this whole shitshow.
A song that fits them.
Venom by Little Simz.
I'll leave 5 random facts and a backstory for later, this came out long as it is sjdhsjsjs
Thanks for everyone who read all of this💀💖💖💖
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