#this absolutely SENDS me

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider (Vol. 1/2017), #13.

Writer: Peter David; Penciler and Inker: William Sliney; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Ben Reilly: Scarlet Spider #Scarlet Spider #Kaine #Kaine Parker #Ben Reilly #in case anybody forgot about Kaine’s venture into Catholicism #this absolutely SENDS me #we’ve got Kaine impersonating G-d and indication that Ben may have watched at least one episode of Supernatural #in the span of two panels #but yeah this is quite the change from Kaine’s usual insistence that he’s the Devil or something #I just find it endlessly hilarious that you could feasibly have a list of Catholic Marvel characters that goes something like: #‘Nightcrawler’ ‘Daredevil’ ‘Firebird’ ‘Captain America (sort of)’ ‘Spider-Man’s ‘‘‘evil’’’ clone’ #oh and we now know that Kaine can speak Spanish and a bit of Japanese and Latin so what other languages does Kaine speak??? 👀 #that’s one thing he’s got over on Peter Mr. I barely had a grasp on the Spanish and French I took in school until the Slott I mean the plot #demanded that I be able to speak Mandarin fluently

[bejeweledmel]

#sims #ts4 #sims 4 #the sims #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #photoshoots #michael #donald #debbie #this absolutely sends me #no context

[mapletine]

witch hat atelier thistle design

+ additional notes below the cut :) //cw blood

#thistle dungeon meshi #my art #dungeon meshi spoilers #witch hat atelier #thistle dunmesh #thistle dunmeshi #i absolutely adore how shirahama draws cloth and folds and everything im so enamored with wha #anyways i’ll get around to fully fleshing out this au later i have many thoughts #feel free to send me retrosprings abt it <3 (pls)

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

#I joined tumblr for the aesthetics and now I’m here bc it’s the most low pressure social media to be on #Instagram is ppl’s highlight reel but Tumblr is where u see their pure thoughts unobstructed and I adore that #It’s very nice to have people to relate to and is def the main appeal to me but I don’t think there’s much more to it than that genuinely #Monetization on tumblr isn’t a thing and probably won’t be so it feels stupid to put more stake than necessary in it. Like you’re in the #Trenches over tumblr of all things. Embarrassing #I know chronically online people exist bc I have seen them in my or somebody else’s inbox but imagine waking up at 70 one day and the #Realization hitting u like a freight time that u wasted all ur time thinking tumblr. TUMBLR. This dying website. Has enough weight for u to #be sending anon hate or reviewing ppl’s blogs like they’re some kind of product. Brother this is licherally tumblr #I choose to laugh at this behavior than take it seriously bc absolutely no one is driving me crazy on my OWN blog. On tumblr dot com. #I refuse #I will do whatever I want forever etc

[unfortunate17]

the actual funniest scene in the entire show

#WHY WAS THIS INCLUDED #I was in STITCHES #SIMON’S FACE ABSOLUTELY SENDS ME #spoilers #young royals

[queer-reader-07]

yeah yeah heartbreak and all that but can we talk about how silly aziraphale and crowley are?

aziraphale’s all “this human police officer *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*” about muriel as if he didn’t go to Edinburgh just to play the part of “newsPAPER MAN”

crowley’s all “i’m a demon” until he’s high as fuck on laudanum and he’s all “not pretend-yyy good”

crowley’s just really into ducks for no discernible reason and i’m kind of very here for it

like yes yes the heartbreak the crushing weight of existence BUT ALSO ✨silliness✨

#this is how i’m coping #gonna focus on the silly goofy and act as if i didn’t send my friend 7 videos of me screaming abt the ending at midnight when i finished ep6 #good omens #good omens shitpost #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #found this one absolutely BURIED in my drafts #have fun with it besties

[libraryofgage]

Steddie brainrot continues to worsen to a concerning degree but here's a crack idea that is absolutely sending me:

Famous Spicy Six in which Jonathon is a director who decides to work on a passion project: a Scooby-Doo movie. His ideal cast is as follows:

Nancy Wheeler (investigative journalist with a few special appearances on crime dramas) as Daphne Blake

Argyle (an actor with a habit of playing small parts; he acts only because he thinks it's fun, so he's not concerned with significant roles) as Shaggy Rogers

Robin Buckley (a well-known voice actor who is more well-known for her social media posts and clap-backs) as Velma Dinkley

Steve Harrington (basketball star who is also more well-known for his social media clap-backs and for being Corroded Coffin's number one fan) as Fred Jones

Eddie Munson (frontman for Corroded Coffin, an insanely popular metal/punk/rock band and "infamous" for unashamedly posting Steve Harrington thirst tweets) as the voice of Scooby-Doo

Corroded Coffin is also creating an entirely new, original soundtrack for the movie

And because I think it's funnier this way, this is also an AU where the Upside Down still happened, so Jonathon just calls his friends up and is like "Okay, so hear me out"

The absolute insanity that breaks out when both the movie and cast are announced because nobody can figure out how Jonathon managed to convince all these powerhouses to join his movie.

The further screaming online after one of the movie promo interviews where a reporter asks how they all agreed to the movie and Nancy hits them with, "Well, Jonathon asked, and he never asks for anything."

Which leads to the discovery that they all knew each other in high school, and the reporter jokingly asks if that means they've all dated each other, too, which leads to Eddie jumping in with absolute delight like, "Well, that's a funny story, there. See, Stevie here dated Nancy, who then dated Jonathon when they broke up, who then dated Argyle after they broke up. And I thought Stevie and Robin were dating, so I was very confused when I saw Robin and Nancy kissing. But then I found out that Robin was a true-blue lesbian, which meant Stevie here was open for the taking, and we've been banging ever since."

and Steve is just sitting there, head in his hands while Robin cackles and decides to tell the reporter all about Steve's "fuck I have a crush on Eddie" crisis

This interview, of course, leads to even more freaking out online and comments like "I know I asked for poly Scooby gang, but this is ridiculous," and "I can't believe that in this, the year of our lord 20xx, ScoobyXFreddy became a canon ship," and "if I had a nickel for every romantic relationship the Scooby gang actors have had with each other, I'd have five nickels, which is way more than any of us fucking expected to have," and "suddenly Eddie Munson's thirst tweets make a lot more sense, but can we talk about Steve Harrington's CC tweets now," and "everyone say thank you to Eddie Munson for revealing that mess of a relationship map," and "finally, the canon lesbian velma and daphne we deserve"

The movie is a box office hit, btw, and bloopers from filming roll with the credits, among which is Eddie Munson making Steve Harrington lose his shit laughing on set while dressed in a Scooby Doo onesie and singing Corroded Coffin songs with his Scooby Voice

#Steddie #Steve Harrington #Eddie Munson #Jonathon Byers #argyle stranger things #Nancy Wheeler #Robin Buckley #scooby doo #Scooby Doo is my special interest btw #I know more Scooby lore than you could dream of babygirl #thoughts of this AU completely send me into absolute fits #please appreciate the sheer crack-value of it all I'm begging

[markscherz]

‘But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everyone & everything’

- Charles Darwin. Letter to Charles Lyell, 1 October 1861

#Darwin #quotes #famous quotes #Charles Darwin #always remember that everyone has bad days sometimes #even the people who look like they are productive beyond human capacity #sometimes it’s important to just acknowledge it and see that there are good things to come #but right now is just shit #anyway I have a flu or something #and right now I hate everyone and everything #and my immune system most of all #and the parents who send their sick and contagious kids to daycare #and the evolution of viruses #who tbh have absolutely no business to be wreaking such havoc on the more organised domains of life #about me #sorry to be a downer #your usual frog-related content will resume after a brief intermission #I realise that posting quotes is super cringe #sorry about that #at least some of you probably haven’t seen this quote before #so you’ve learned something today #and I’ve gotten to vent #win-win?

[lil-lemon-snails]

decided to draw some of your guys' tags from my harlequin sun and moon post!!! These guys are so much fun and you're all so funny >w<

#there were so many i wanted to draw!!! I might have to go back and do a part two hehe #also too scared to spam everyone by tagging accounts but i need you guys to know i love you all sm!! sending u all so many little kisses!!! #fnaf #fnaf fan art #fnaf security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #dca fandom #dca au #fnaf sun moon #digital art #artist on tumblr #harlequin #clowns #answered asks #<- this doesn't really count but because i am drawing other people's tags i'm putting it here! #folks commenting on my art really motivate me to keep drawing ;w; you are all so insanely sweet and absolutely make my day every time!!! <3 #just over here crying akjsfhsf thank you all so mucchhhhhhh ;;w;;

[hayden-christensen]

#Hayden 'It’s also kinda fun to be in on the secret too' Christensen

#hayden christensen #hchristensenedit #haydenchristensenedit #swcastedit #sw cast #swedit #ahsokaedit #anakin skywalker #kenobi press #ahsoka #ahsoka s1 #ahsoka spoilers #starwarsblr #*mine #*2023 #*gifs #1k #absolutely sending me that he tried once and basically gave up the second time ASDFALKSJH #biggest open secret just who were they trying to fool when the trades already broke the news in 2021 lmaoooooo

[tarteggs]

i don’t actually know how much one card pack costs

#yugi mutou #ygo #yugioh #yu-gi-oh #my art #shoutout to my friend for sending me the og pic #absolutely could not get it out of my head until i drew it

[devotion-disorder]

I'm gonna turn your boyfailure son into a boyhappy boysuccess malewife. I'm gonna climb the corporate ladder and turn into a girlboss so my malewife can rest and look pretty all day. He's gonna eat nutricious balanced meals every day and sleep 8h every night. Our wedding will be beautiful and the happiest memory of our lives. And on our wedding anniversaries I'll take him to week-long trips to Europe.

have not stopped thinking about 'boyhappy boysuccess malewife' ever since this ask

#anon #ask #yandere oc #kuuya posting #sillydoods #anons that deserve a pulitzer #its the absolute sincerity and conviction in this that is sending me

[aropride]

#text #i love the 'taylor swift has been sending me secret messages abt being a closeted homosexual through the lyrics of shake it off 2014' guys #absolutely bonkers behaviour

[egophiliac]

(it probably wasn't actually Idia's fault)

(or was it)

some quick initial reactions to celebrate Diasomnia Day One! it felt like a bit of a short intro, but oh, what a tasting menu of things to come.

#art #long post #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #it's been thirty seconds and already #lilia is sending himself to a farm upstate where he'll have lots of rabbits to chase #malleus does a whole flashback to his most embarrassing childhood memory #ponytail lilia CONFIRMED we have a CONFIRMED SIGHTING everybody #idia does a surprisingly good crowley impression. this is not important to the plot but it's important to me personally. #also silver is probably a cursed prince or something WHO CARES look at these COOL ACORNS #the mental image of silver and lilia having that little heart-to-heart about the ring #while sebek is five feet away sorting laundry #absolutely incredible #meanwhile yuu continues to just have no survival instinct whatsoever #if a horned man approaches you at midnight and goes 'wouldn't it be nice if we never had to say goodbye to anyone ever?' DO NOT SAY YES #also if he starts bragging to you about his sorcerer ancestress DO NOT be like 'yeah but...did she maybe kind of suck' #'was she just super unlikeable personally speaking' #we are so lucky that for some reason malleus is really into all of our weird bullshit #okay shutting up now i promise #i just have so much to say and so few tags to do it in

[solanj]

Given how much heavy makeup (and general extravagance) is an important part of Theciya's character I just can't help but think of the ~consequences~ in this scene xD

So, here they are!

And a little totally self-indulgent bonus just because I can ^^"

#warhammer 40k #rogue trader #Heinrix van Calox #Theciya von Valancius #solanj art #I believe that's the first kiss I've ever drawn #what are you doing with me Owlcats #I've always been content to just draw characters on their own #what happened to me #why do I feel the absolutely all-consuming need to draw their interactions now #aasdffgaargh #someone send help #I love them so much...

[captain-astors]

Get in loser we’re burning down a Tesco’s.

#my art #death note #death note fanart #matt #mello #mihael keehl #mail jeevas #the names in this series never fail to absolutely send me. #It's been talked to death but MAIL?