#this is a mess like usual lmao

[mochasucculent]

Gilf on gilf psychological warfare

#fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #simon petrikov #the winter king #my art #fanart #this episode was soooooooo fun #id render this more but i dont wanna mess it up cause i like the rhythm of the sketch #so here ya go lol #idk how to draw simon in my usual style yet #i DID look at pics of j*hn l*nnon for this tho #also perspective is a lil sillay cause my refs did not have the same perspective #but theyre both sillay guys so i think its in character actually and im soooo smart for it #^joking #thats the remote simon is holding btw i was just too lazy to clean up his hands lmao

[saltpepperbeard]

ed really swam all the way back from the dinghy with weapons, leather, and hair weighing him down huh

ed really swam away from an escape and jumped into the hands of the british huh

ed really swam without a second of hesitation and did all of that just to be at stede’s side again huh

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #Aka: watching scene packs at work has me MESSED UP LMAO #AS PER USUAL #WORKING ON GRAPHICS AND CRYING AND THROWING UP #SIMULTANEOUSLY #like wow holy moly they love each other so much huh #sometimes it just hits me really hard #like they would move mountains and oceans for each other #like WHAT

[fanaticalthings]

Imagine the batkids using incredibly absurd objects as units of measurement to confuse the people around them:

Jason: Oh wow! The closet space in this room is huge!

Jason: You could fit like– three average-sized male bodies in here.

Bruce:

Jason, tearing up: It's perfect.

____

Damian: I think this watchtower room is inadequate. If you multiplied Batcow's surface area by 16, she would not fit in here.

JL: ???

Damian: It is unacceptable.

____

Dick, at a crime scene that took place inside a mansion: The infrastructure of this place is impressive! Especially the main hall. I'd live here!

Cop: Uh-why?

Dick: It has enough space to fit Batman's dinosaur at least 4 times!

Cop: His-his what? Batman's what??

#i had to search up how much space a cow took up #i did not get the answer i wanted. apparently people dont usually measure the surface area of a single cow :/ #i like to think this habit started off as a way to mess with bruce but was incorporated into their everyday way of speaking lmao #bruce: who the hell told me to get 6 batarang cases worth of bread?? i mean i understood what you meant but why??? #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #fanatical posting

[tibli]

Someone: Here's why Dirkjohn sucks and doesn't make any sense! *explanation that completely misunderstands both characters*

#homestuck #dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #its both annoying and hilarious lmao #im so tired of the take that dirk is like emotionless and cold #bc its like congratulations you're thinking of bro and clearly did not read any of act 6 literally whatsoever #either that or you take dirk's concept of himself entirely at face value #and with john theyre always like 'he'd hate dirk for *completely random reason* and theyd be at each others throats' #when its like. dirk edited an entire detective pony novel for jane. he knows how to mess around #and john in general doesnt usually hate people bc he's just generall a friendly guy #but also sort of emotionally detached from a lot of things #im not even like. hugely invested in the ship or anything #but i do actually think it could work tho i wont go into detail #bc the tags are already novella length lmao

[rhythmcrown]

The vacation bit just keeps growing out of control, and I had to do my civic duty and put him in tacky beachwear 🏖️

(He's actually in a fantastic mood, with his silly-straw'd dubious coconut drink and dumb tote bag and thrift store slides. He's just squinting down the beach to find the best spot to fry in the sun while face down for three hours)

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #scc shadow #sonic chaos control #also lmao accidental sneak peek of what he looks like under his usual trenchcoat + bionic armor over the top #i missed making shtposts with this guy!! #sorry for tag wh0ring please look at my terrible lad #holds him up like simba. chucks him off a cliff #ness mess

[maddymoreau]

Why is everyone in Fallout 3 extremely hot

#I’m not going to live-blog Fallout 3 since I’ve had a LARGE amount of the game spoiled for me. #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So I feel like that defeats the purpose of a live-blogging. #BUT GOOD LORD IF THERE’S ONE THING THE FALLOUT SERIES KNOWS HOW TO DO IT’S MAKE HOT MEN!!!!!!! #Mister Burke becoming a stuttering mess because I called him lover was so attractive. #THE WAY HE DID A 180 ON HIS EVIL PLANS LMAO!!!! #ALSO BUG IF YOU’RE READING THIS I MET YOUR BOYFRIEND GOB!!!!! #Gob’s design is *chef kiss* WOOF WOOF BARK BARK!!! #Great taste as usual!!! ALSO I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM!!!!!! #Once I figure out how to do it without getting caught I’m going to kill Moriarty 🫡!!!!! #I’ve heard there’s a lot of ghouls in Fallout 3 so I’m VERY excited to meet them. Especially fan favorite Charon. #I LOVE BEAUTIFUL MEN!!!!!!!!! #Butch was a bully but hearing how happy he was I saved his mom was very cute. #ALSO HE GAVE ME HIS JACKET AS A THANK YOU!!!! AND LIED WHEN THE GUARDS ASKED IF THEY HAD SEEN ME!!!!!! #⭐️ Not as big of a jerk as you could’ve been ⭐️ #MaddyPlaysFallout3 #Fallout 3 #If I had to rank them (off my own personal taste) it’d be 1. Mister Burke 2. Gob 3. Butch.

[tchaikovskaya]

I cleaned my apt thoroughly for the first time in months pls clap 🧍🏻‍♀️

#like it’s very pathetic that that’s an accomplishment but at this point it is lmao #actually it was only the living/dining area and the kitchen but those were the worst in terms of clutter and actual filth respectively #my bedroom and bathroom are still a mess but i did do minor tasks there too (both!) #just those are the two most visible areas for anyone coming into the apt (thus most shameful) so i made those a priority lol #weirdly enough my bathroom is the thing i stay on top of the most bc i hate the bad Smells in there and bc its dirtiness grosses me out most #i know it takes a lot of effort for super depressed folx (like me 🤡) to manage usually but somehow for me it getting objectively Gross so fa #*fast forces me to clean it regularly idk

[neverevan]

Moodboard Monday/Tidbit Tuesday ☔️

I finally managed to make a mood board for the mudslide fic that I actually kinda like, so here, have this and a tiny snippet.

Buck was still trying to wrap his head around what had happened, it was all so quick; the rain, the debris, the mudslide and then the moment of radio silence before the chaotic explosion of noise. “We’re not giving up on him.” Bobby had said at the time, but after four days, it has become abundantly clear that instead of a search and rescue, most people have already started to treat this as a recovery mission; except they still haven’t recovered the person who mattered the most. Buck buried his face into his palms, trying to breathe without choking on his own tears, cursing at Eddie in his head for leaving him here, disappearing without a trace. He took a few deep breaths and pushed himself off of the couch — Eddie’s couch, where he was sleeping the past four days, unwilling to go into the bedroom. He wanted to be close to the door in case someone else had found Eddie while Buck was wasting his time with sleep, so he could welcome Eddie home and let him take his rightful place in his own bed. It was almost childish how much Buck was clinging to this fantasy, but it was the only thing keeping him on his feet; and he knew Christopher needed him standing, now more than ever.

tags under the cut 💛

I was tagged by @daffi-990 and @wikiangela thank youuu~ 💛

✨no pressure tagging: @malewifediaz @spagheddiediaz @jeeyuns @jamespearce9-1-1 @eddiebabygirldiaz @hippolotamus @disasterbuckdiaz @nmcggg @thewolvesof1998 @watchyourbuck @theotherbuckley @fortheloveofbuddie @ladydorian05

#this fic is so dear to my heart I really hope I get to finish it soon and then share it with you all 🫶 #and no I still don't know where this sudden enthusiasm for mood boards is coming from lmao #also ngl buck is a right mess for the entire first half of this fic #cuz I just like to hurt him a little or a lot sometimes #eddie is going through it in a different way #also I put this into my drafts yesterday but since then I became incredibly cranky and even more insecure than usual so... TA-DA #ugh anyway one more day and I'm off work and I can finally focus on my boys full time 🫶 #buddie #911 #wip #the mudslide fic

[vynnyal]

Ever since I learned that you had to actually teach your kids how to do stuff, it's been so much fun having them around. It's very cute to watch them play with something they've never seen before, or only do something after they see me do it first. Idk how much is code and how much is coincidence, but they're undoubtedly better at living now. And their personalities are so unique!

#rain world #art #slugpups #I love my kids sm. I play survivor just to be with them #Love is stored in the slugcat bruh #I really want to know how slugpups work. I haven't seen a dissection of their code anywhere yet #So far all I can tell is that they must be roaming freely before they pick up on anything. It doesn't seem to work if they're on your back #Anyways I installed the colorful slugpups mod which is why the names are weird #Caramel was very pale and algae was more green #Now caramel looks like a banana lmao #Here's a fun thing that happened: while exploring subterranean (after quickly escaping outer expanse aka Worm Grass Hell) #Ironically subterranean is safer than what's supposed to be utopia... but I digress #I was exploring blindly for the first time in forever (usually I look at a map) and we found a stowaway #THOSE THINGS ARE SO COOL I was so excited to mess with it #Turns out theyre scarier than they look. And they look pretty scary #So here's the situation: I pissed it off using the body of a lizard #And it reacted and grabbed the lizard #And also me #And also algae #They have three arms and each arm grabs things independently by STABBING THEM djvdjshfkifj #Anyways algae somehow grabs a spear and frees himself #Caramel throws a rock and frees me #Lizard body... Not so lucky #Later on I stupidly got myself eaten by it #And when you die the slugpups mourn you by laying down as close to your body or point of death was #Which was. Under the stowaway #But get this. As algae is being taken away- keep in mind you're basically stabbed by these tentacles-- he somehow manages to nail the thing #And save caramel from being eaten too #Auuughghgh #I have more interesting stories that aren't contrived via my irresponsible curiosity but I've run out of tags. Till next time lol!

[ganondoodle]

took painkillers agaisnt my headache, i feel better now lmao

its fine to be critical of your stuff but man do i need to learn how to say just fuck it and go do it no matter how shitty you may think it is, people will always look at me weird for being weird anyway so destroying myself with self doubt about what i do isnt doing me a favor

#ganondoodles talks #personal #i know i usually dont spam with posts like these #but sometimes depression rears its ugly head and i gotta beat it back somehow #also thanks for the people that reached out #i know its getting tiresome since i alyways inevitably fall back into this depression anxienty mess #but i dont think im gonna get cured of that anytime soon lmao #“artist self doubt? in THIS economy??”

[didderd]

Why you so cool?

Why?

And how?

Tell me your secrets.

TELL ME!

*holds a rubber duck at Tacs head*

Tell me or he's goin quackin!

Better yet!

*holds the Tourette squads hostage with rubber ducks. They just lay on the ground, being non-threatening.*

TELL THE WORLD THE SECRET OF BEING A DOPE ASS PERSON!

DFJNBKJKJDFNV

IDK! erm..

be a silly lil guy

have anxiety

draw skeletons

#was originally gonna go a lot more self deprecating wif this #but it was too much #yall may see what i show yall online n think i'm cool #but if u saw how much of a mess i am irl i don't think u'd believe that anymore lmao #also th ''have anxiety'' part is lowkey tru lmao #i am so afraid of appearing not cool that i overthink everything #and usually hold myself back when i feel like something i'm abt to say might b weird or too much or something #but i still sometimes dont end up holding myself back when i should have n then i regret it #anyways #ofc i do not wish this much anxiety on any of yall tho #bc it rly sucks #but i know som of yall do hav it :'> #wishing everyone a not so anxiety week <3333 #specially with thanksgiving #sry for rambling abt anxiety on ur silly ask lmao #didderd asks #anonymous

[ach-sss-no]

i'm having a delayed reaction to this post, did j.r.r. tolkien, founder of the modern fantasy genre, publicly admit to crying over his baby-talking edgelord serial killer oc (gollum)

do you have a source for that? i believe you but i am very curious about the source for that

#i thought i saw an interview with him where the reporter asks 'who was your favorite character in lotr' and he said 'gollum lmao' #but i kind of assumed he was messing with the reporter because reporters doing interviews are great at bringing out a writer's snarky side #usually by asking a lot of stupid questions #source: a charles schultz interview i read where he started subtly making interviewer look like more & more of a buffoon #stupid post

[spikes-got-anger-issues]

I have to say that some of my favorite text posts I've ever made are in my next collection and I'm excited to share them

#well at least I think they're funny alskfjgds #and most of them end up being for Chase because he's perfect to match funny things to because he's fun to mess with (if you catch my vibe) #hopefully I'll get them done today or tomorrow though #usually I'd never say anything like this but I'm just really happy with them because they're fucking funny imo #I hope some of you find some of them funny and if not then that's embarrassing for me to post this lmao #personal

[carrionsong]

xime's inspiration/brain problems list :] JSVGNBYUS IS THIS ANYTHING.... does anyone understand. where am i

#.txt #si #xime #this looks like crap lmao. i could probably redo it bc its a lil wonky n uneven but WHATever its fine. #look at my neuroses and brain problems boy #xime tries so hard to be chill and normal/easygoing but hes a goddamn mess of unmedicated anxiety/adhd/depression u_u #doing sooo much to be dependable/kind/helpful. to hide how empty they feel all the time bc she doesnt know how to ask for help bc its so #overwhelming!!! but if they can be useful.... then hes not a failure. finding real happiness in a society that slowly kills u is so hard. #but maybe w/ these assholes' help... she can find it. one step at a time ;;; at least they r masc and hot. at least they have that. jsgvfys #sowwy its so depressing but yknow. the Horrors. #he gets lost in his own thoughts soooo easily. tends to spiral if left to themself. she needs someone to help bring them back down to earth #but usually theyre chill and can be a little smartass-y with the matsus bc its fun to mess with them :3 quiet at first but once something #helps them open up and he Floods someone w an infodump then they can unwind a bit around others ;3; #its 2am. GOOD NIGHTTTTTT AUUUUUHGHGHHHH

[mushroom-for-art]

Reblog with a reference to your Mewtwo or Mew oc/sona and I'll make you a chibi using the poses I've done (using a lovewhilechibi pose as a base template for the Mewtwo pose), I will also accept descriptions of ocs with the colors/palette you want for them and where cause I know not everyone will have art of their oc

#Request open #I'm only human so like don't get mad at me if I dont make yours right away these things take time #Also obviously I withhold the right to just not do one if I don't wanna #Cant guarantee backgrounds lmao #Mewtwo art request #Chibi Mewtwo art #If I do a described two for you and it's not 100% mind to art accurate plz don't rb or comment telling me I got it wrong or messed up #Because like I'm doing this for free on my own time and that's not very nice overall and I will just delete the art and block you #I'm only human and I am incredibly silly but I will do my best to make the two look as they're described #And obviously if I do you a two you're free to use the art for future referencing on your blog/to other people ect #Backgrounds will usually be based on the ref art if I do one otherwise it'll just be generic white. #Colored lineart will be used on characters where the black lineart is hard to see like on demontwo and riven #I will also accept second third fourth ect request because I know just having one mewtwo oc is a lie lmao if u have more you can ask for em

[gomzdrawfr]

Idk if anyone ever experience this but sometimes my drawing process goes:

I need to draw this guy, i forgot if he has [A] or [B] though….

OR

I wanna draw this character…[only vaguely remembers how they look like from memory]…yeah i can draw them right?

Is literally one click away from google to look up how to draw them with proper reference

Also me: i can do this w/o ref pfttrt who needs those

[after finishing the drawing then finally looking up the reference and realises how severely off I was being]

Why tf did i not look up references

#rambles #idk is it ego or just plain dumb #look sometjmes i have a good set up with my tabs and i just dont feel like opening a new tab and messing up the flow!! #flow is so important to be like its such a bad thing to depend on i know #cuz like #if i cant draw a circle right #on my first few tries especially #then I literally just wont draw anything ever LMAO #cuz my chibi style literally involves around squish circles spheres and shit #so if i cant get that vibe right initially then jt all goes downhill EVEN if they look okay #anyways #gummmyspeaks #this is usually the shit i say on twt LMAO #since im taking a break from there yall about to witness how fucking stupid i am