#this is a stupid shitpost 😂

[undead-knick-knack]

Chetney is a certified expert in the matter of sexes 😎

#god this is so fucking stupid 😂 #critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #chetney pock'o'pea #fearne calloway #deanna leimert #fearne/chetney/deanna #fearniture #no ship name for chetney/deanna yet #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[sorrowfulwill]

my friends reaction to mettaton

#I mean are they wrong #they also use 😂 unironically i love them for that #undertale #mettaton #mtt #undersnail #joke #stupid #shitppsting #shitpostisjg* #shitposying* #shitposting*

[thatkinkyautistic]

#thirstposting #stupid bullshit #pics #my edits #shitposting #memes #meme #my dumb ass forgot a tag #😂😅 #anyways heres that missing tag: #There's multiple ones that I have a huge/major crush on

[stargazing-enby]

My least favourite brand of viral Tumblr post is "witty, light-hearted textpost whose notes are filled with OP being unnecessarily mean to everyone who left a harmless comment they personally didn't vibe with"

#Srsly if you're gonna yell at people in the notes of your own post for commenting what movie it reminds them of or whatever—why even bother #I just don't get it #If someone commenting about their favourite ship on your post about ship dynamics enrages you so much just delete the comment #But maybe don't go tagging everyone who made a joke on your *joke* post and yelling at them that they're unfunny and stupid in all caps #Idk idk #Shitpost #And no you won't find me being rude to people in the notes of this post if it gets any 😂

[campirebites]

I love it when my intrusive thoughts aren’t even bad they’re just .. wrong ?

I was literally just standing here having a lil smoke with my music on having a good time and then my brain was like

YOU WERENT THERE THE DAY YOUR UNCLE DIED WHAT IF HES SECRETLY STILL ALIVE

like? no? what the fuck?

#this isn’t even a vent I’m literally amused #lol when u have to remind ur own damn self like no pal we went to his funeral #fuckin open casket and everything like what #like this is just funny at this point #like bestie u watched them close and lock the lid wym???? #my brain literally went HES LIVING IN THE UNFINISHED IN LAW UNIT UPSTAIRS #all bc the house settled and made a noise #lmfao no you stupid fuck 😂 #it’s actually such a nice break when my intrusive thoughts are just absurd like ok I’m having a good time I’m in on the joke finally #camshitposts #camshrieks #not a vent but idk #friendly reminder that I use that tag so u can blacklist my shitposting or my shrieking #like zero hard feelings #and this is death mentiony so would fall under shrieks #my filing cabinet 💅🏼

[girlpog]

Shoutout to whoever decided to add a bunch of go-pro shots to breaking bad in seasons 3-5. It is not good ❤️

#its not good but im not mad about it it just looks stupid lol 😂 #breaking bad #brba #shitpost #textpost

[littlestarbutters]

E g g

Nashla is the type to draw on the paper and za is the type to eat it without hesitation (mostly same with both of them)

#shitpost #south park #my art #my ocs #Za is so stupid like why are you testing I'd gravity is real like what to you need to know about gravity you can fly girl like cmon 🤔 #nashla haa had enough at the end like she frfr straped za to her own bed bc za sleeps on her lap in bed like a cat ;-; #then she watched wonder pets with the egg FUCKING WONDER PETS LIKE CMON theres better shows out their nashla :( #za was cranky after being straped to a bed for 4 hours with no lava or water to drink :(( #i didnt write at the end that nashla felt bad for za bc za is kinda a fragile demon even tho she will nuke a country without hesitation😂 #But after she woke up in the middle of rhe night and left the egg on the couch to sleep with za and cuddle her bc she was crying 🥺💗 #then when they woke up za panicked and was mad that nashla didn't ask before cuddling her and that she wasn't crying 🤨😑🙄😤 #ok thats all i have to say enjoy your day☀/night🌙 my little shooting stars🌠🌈🌟💗💖🫶

[themetalheadhippy]

Catch me giggling and blushing every time I think about Jotaro Kujo when I draw The Star card during tarot 🌠🌟🥹🤭

#why am i like this 😂 #i've already accepted my fate #I'm a massive simp #is this a jojo reference #jojos bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #tarot #tarot reading #anime crush #simping for fictional characters #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable #anime men #anime men supremacy #text post #reblog #funny #stupid shit #random shitposting #someone take my internet away #someone take my phone away #i said what i said #outing myself #simp #huge simp #he's so fine #screaming crying thrashing #screaming crying throwing myself against a wall #he's so hot #he's so babygirl

[claymorexpunisher]

It’s “gonna be ROCKin’” uh?

#hahahahha #I’m just being stupid 😂 #royal rumble 2023 #wwe #gigi shitposts during monday night raw

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

what your boyfriend Mike uses Google for 😆

🦝

Omg, I love this. dumb puppy 😂😂😂 okay, here the little scene/ shitpost i promised:

Warnings: drunkeness, animal bite, stupidity and silliness. and i literally haven't written in months so this is kinda crappy

Somewhat a part 2 here

All the guys are meeting on Sy's ranch for a family hangout. Of course there is alcohol involved and Mikey decides to go out to get some fresh air. He spots the raccoon, and drunk as he is, he thinks that a wild raccoon is a good animal to try to play with. It ends with the raccoon getting pissed and biting him in the leg. So Mikey googles what to do.

He barges into the living room, still holding the raccoon. "I said apologize! or else!" he slurrs, catching the attention of all the guys.

August... August just rolls his eyes, grabs his bottle of beer and leaves the room. "I've had enough of his crap," he mutters.

Sy bursts out laughing. He's the most drunk of them all, so he doesn't really notice Mike's bleeding leg.

Walter sighs. "What happened?" not really going cop-mode, but enough to make Mike answer.

"Fucker bit me, and now he won't apologize!"

"Why...why should he apologize?" Walter kinda wishes he had disappeared like August.

"Google said so...?" Mikey shrugs.

"Google says to elevate and put pressure you fucking moron," Evan interrupts, rushing in with a med kit.

Sy deals with the raccoon, still laughing, while Evan fixes Mikey's leg. Walter wonders how he can be related to these guys. August wishes he was blissfully unaware of what was going on downstairs, but to his regret, he heard everything.

#ask lisa #wolvesandhoundshowltogether #little drabble #henry cavill drabble #henry cavill character drabble #mike (hellraiser) #august walker #Walter Marshall #captain syverson #evan marshall #Mike (hellraiser) drabble #august walker drabble #walter marshall drabble #Captain syverson drabble #evan marshall drabble

[cuubism]

"he literally did not even consider going "hob i am rich do you want to get married and be extremely fucking loaded" no his only scheme was "let's both save money on taxes." that was his best idea"

that's because Hob has the braincell in this relationship. it's not his fault that Dream is perpetually Dumb of Ass 😔

there are so many things about this concept that are hilarious in retrospect. mainly because i made it as a shitpost but then wrote a fic XD so things just became so stupid in actuality

dream has not one ounce of street smarts in this au. his skills include: 1) weird painting 2) white collar crime 3) schemes that make things worse 4) emotional repression. that's it

hob is the only one with street smarts but he has a blind spot a mile wide where dream is concerned

dream: how much can a glass of milk be, hob. fifty bucks? hob: first of all, it's not sold by the glass. second of all, i can't believe i didn't realize you were rich before this oh my god

dream's going around every day being blatantly out of touch with normal life and hob's like "he's just quirky" :)

also, the fact they shared a bed for five YEARS and neither of them cracked and tried to kiss the other. like. why did i make it five years that's insane. i guess they have the willpower of gods XD or just a huge level of self-sabotage

dumbass au is dumb 😂

#tax benefits au #i guess #ask #bisexualhobgadling

[ivorystand]

NEW GPOSE SHITPOST TIME!!

With Melody having Ala Mhigan and Doman heritage on her father's side, she can speak the languages quite well. And she WILL use it to yell at Estinien for being stupid 😂

#ffxiv #ffxiv oc #ff14 #ffxiv ocs #ffxiv wol #melody reeve #estinien wyrmblood #estinien varlineau

[ftmcutiepie]

when you say you kind of get gender euphoria from this, is that to say like the /mis/gendering actively implies its incorrect? or that its like being a feminine masculine person? i guess this is asking whether girl is a modifier or a noun for you

Pretty much yes.

I've seen it phrased this way before and it always resonated with me, so yeah, kinda the whole point of my misgendering kink is that it's /mis/gendering, and in that way it's kinda paradoxically validating if that makes sense.

I'm not 100% sure what you mean with the second question, but I'll just dump my thoughts on it / gender roles/expression I guess under the cut lol.

Sooo I think one of the main reasons why I have this kink is that I've always been more traditionally "feminine" than stereotypically "masculine", and that caused some insecurity/internalized transphobia for me.

Like, I felt like I didn't have the "right" to call myself a real man, that I must be non-binary because a real man wouldn't xyz.

I never like actually believed that anyone (else) needed to be a certain way to be a "real man", I know that's bullshit, I just struggled with that stuff relating to MYSELF, if that makes sense.

Over time, I overcame those "self-doubts" and realized I'm literally just a binary trans guy and only really comfortable with he/him pronouns - maybe he/they if another trans person uses those pronouns for me, but my mother tongue doesn't really have gender-neutral pronouns so it's not really relevant IRL.

BUT I'm still insecure about OTHER PEOPLE not seeing/accepting me as a "real man" because I'm trans and not stereotypically masculine.

So for me this kink is a way to

a) kinda explore my "femininity" in a sexy way to make in fun and kinda "reclaim" it in a way

b) deal with those anxieties, being called a fake boy and a girl, literally being told I'm not/will never be a "real man" in a safe environment where it's all fun and pretend and like I said, because I ask to be misgendered and people respond by calling me a girl, that means I'm actually a boy, yk?

But yeah like I do have traditionally "feminine" traits and I do enjoy wearing feminine clothes not just in a sexual way, that's why I like the term femboy (feminine boy) for myself.

Sorry maybe I am stupid but I'm not sure what you mean with the third question either😅

Like, a noun can be a modifier?😅

I guess in the term ftm girl "ftm" modifies "girl". I'm a girl that's ftm. Paradoxical, isn't it? That's why I'm not a (cis) girl.

I'm like those shitposts(?) that are like "I'm like if a boy was a girl". But not in a non-binary way. More in a gendernonconforming way. Like a femboy.

I do feel like trans men can - and I do - have a specific "relationship" to femininity that most other people, specifically cis ones don't have.

Like, I'm a guy, I came out because there was no way I could be happy living as a girl/woman. But, at least for me, "girlhood"/"womanhood" wasn't always some dysphoric nightmare, I did enjoy parts of it. That doesn't make me a woman, but at the same time, I shouldn't have to give up "femininity" just because I'm a guy. Still, many people do believe that there are right and wrong ways to be a certain gender, and trans people already are on thin fucking ice just for being trans. God forbid they don't adhere to gender roles and cissexist standards to a T😂

I guess, this is just me having fun with my gender (expression). Sometimes a boy can "be a girl" (= enjoying femininity I guess) without that having any impact on his actual gender identity (= actually being a girl).

#asks #answered #itshotokay

[feelbokkie]

That was the best ending, I knew you'd do the right thing! Felix and Y/n were meant to be and they make each other happy ☺️ also Felix getting Y/n lego flowers 🥰🥰🥰 (just something I personally like)

But also "you poor, sweet, innocent, gentle dumb bitch" dlmlu Hyunjin really is me 😂 this is exactly what I'd call Y/n lmao. Glad he got both of them to get their shit together!

It was a wild ride but thanks for this whole thing!!! I look forward to the side stories~ And then you better take that break! You deserve it after everything you've given us!!

Bonus: I've literally had this meme in my head every time Chan was being stupid

-👻✌️

Oh shit, your meme just reminded me of a meme I wanted to make, lmao. I'll put it here

But yeah, I was never planning on a Chayn ending, it was always going to be Felyn. C'mon, I'm a Felix bais, I couldn't do that to him even it it is an au. Also, I love lego flowers, I have the sunflowers and roses (sunny and ro lol) in my room and it just seemed so Lix coded.

Hyunjin will deliver hard truths and talk down to his best from anywhere it seems, lol. I laughed the second the idea popped in my head because it wasn't planned. But at the end of the day he just wants his friends to be happy and will do so by any means necessary.

And you're welcome! I had no idea how any of this was going to go but I enjoyed writing it! I'm taking that break starting tomorrow! I promise, no content writing! I'll still be shitposting on my main account so don't yell at me.

And shit, that list just kept going for Channie, huh

#feelbokkie answers #dlmlu press tour #dlmlu smau spoilers

[jellogram]

Btw if you respond to any of my shitposts with "Haha OP do you have a gas leak 😂" I'm hitting you. This is full free range stupidity over here. A gas leak would probably make me smarter

[shinydixon]

Before this whole TikTok thing happened I really didn’t care what happened between him and Alicia cause it was now of my business but now I’m like hugely side eying her. Like I just don’t trust her now? Because if that TikTok isn’t about him then she used the whole ST for attention (idc what she says she knew what she was doing) if it was about him then she’s airing out his business. Because it’s just as much of his business as it is hers. There’s two people who were in that situationship. Not just her so she actually does owe a bit of respect not to air it out on TikTok of all places. Also her arguing with fans and liking shady comments. Like girl if it weren’t about Joe put a comment or stitch the video with you saying it’s not about him so we can leave it. But what did she do instead? She deleted the video which makes her look more shady and started arguing with fans. And I’m sorry but she’s not fucking helped herself at all. You can’t, for what 9 months? Troll fans on TikTok and when you post something about a guy you’ve been in a situationship with whilst in London that has a hint to a certain guy that you know has a fandom you’ve been trolling for months be like ‘what are you guys talking about?’ Like girl please. We’re not stupid. You live by the sword you die by the sword. I’ll be honest I never like the trolling in my opinion I think it wasn’t going to help stop rumours and since Joe is private it was going to just make people pry into his life even more. I get trolling fans by giving snarky comments sticking up for yourself but liking comments and replying to comments that imply about you and Joe having something isn’t it sis cause it ain’t fair on Joe at all. Listen I’m not going to sit here and mother Joe and be like ‘Joe shouldn’t be with someone blah blah’ cause he ain’t my son, he ain’t my friend. But I can say as an outsider that for his own good he needs to be careful with unhinged girls like Alicia that have no shame in saying everything and anything that comes to their head. He is private and needs someone that respects that not someone that shitposts everything about her life in social media. I just hope Joe is being wise, safe and looked after. I hope he enjoys his hoe life cause my Christ with a face like his I’d be such a slut and I’ll be here waiting when he wants a baby mumma. 🥰🥰🥰😂

Yeah to be honest i don't really care if the alicia thing is true or not but since she apparently admitted in the comments that it wasn't about joe, I'm side-eying her.

I think it's disrespectful bringing someone into drama for clout