#this is so fucking clean

[incredubious]

same old, same old

[ print available here ! ]

#one piece #sanji #prints #if u want to point out anything wrong - i know. #*MJ pushing gun gif* i know. #we ball so fucking hard anyway. #this was a bit of background practice that I ended up cleaning up a bit ago and turned out swell #save me primary colours. Save me

[solardrake]

#what the fuck is that thing it's so scary #cleaning out my phone and this video was on it. whyyy #aberrations

[captainjonnitkessler]

I truly, TRULY do not know how to say this, because the fact that I have to say it makes me feel like I am losing my grip on reality. But no, in the post-capitalistic anarchist utopia, I will not be relying on “autistic minecraft girlies” to be building inspectors because - and this may shock you - one of those occupations takes years of education in how to read and interpret hundreds of thousands of lines of regulations based on complicated math and physics that were the result of decades of tragedy and death, and the other one involves playing a children’s video game.

#i am begging this website. BEGGING it. to stop acting like building codes are state oppression #and please stop reducing blue collar jobs to 'so easy any handyman could do it with a youtube video' #that's how people fucking die #i didn't spend five years learning how to do my job safely to watch people online tell me it could've just been a course in high school #i know that this is like. a minority minority opinion and not really worth getting worked up over #but it's so annoying to see supposed leftists denigrating blue collar jobs like this #same poster also opined that we won't need garbagemen #because 'if the trash is bothering people they'll figure out a way to clean it without having to pick it up' #like what??? does that even fucking mean???? #construction

[isjasz]

❄️The Dungeon is ready for its next victim❄️

#tangotek #decked out 2 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #hypnotizd #xisumavoid #geminitay #bdoubleo100 #grian #my art #dddaily4sherin #day 75!! but i watned to keep the caption clean for this one >:D #decked out 2 is so fucking cool i cant stop watching tangos streams i want to see EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE #(tango pls stop streaming i need to watch the video uploads too goddammit /J) #cant wait to see level 2 and 3 (o7 hypno) pls this is so. i cant find another word its just SO COOL

[miladasmith]

Can I be your pillow?✨

#clean titts #tittiporn #bouncing titts #great breasts #hot breast #hot titts #huge titts #jiggling titts #lovely breasts #massive breasts #natural titts #tittituesday #sexy titts #saggy titts #mature breasts #perfect breast #huge natural breasts #sexy breast #hot babygirl #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #hook me up #so hot and sexy #sexy content #sexy pose #naugthy girl #suckable nips #big tiddy committee #so fuckable #hot as fuck #sex me up

[silver-horse]

it's fascinating that those biphobes compare women liking astarion to women liking legolas and they mention a popular post that says "I never understood why so many straight women are into legolas. what do you think he is going to do? top you?" they bring this post up like some sort of proof "haha. so right. so true."

EXCEPT the notes on that popular post are filled with THOUSANDS of women commenting "no. I am gonna top him" and "bold of you to assume women can't top" and a lot of them are bisexual women commenting "I am bi and I only like men who look like a girl lol" honestly relatable Lmao

they act like that shitpost is pointing out some truth about how those women are silly. but the replies on that post show the stupidity of that assumption. people really don't get that feminine looking women don't just want to be rough handled by some masculine dude. and people have varied tastes and sexual desires. there is so much misogyny all tangled up in the biphobia. but it's subtle in a way that they don't notice their views on these matters are flawed because even when we point out what's wrong with these gender essentialist stereotypes, they ignore it and treat it as a joke "haha you all act like we wanted to behead bisexuals"

#my thoughts #I say this as someone who doesn't give a fuck about legolas #but acting like that post is so true is dumb #like those women don't know what they chose to like... #or like a man with pretty long hair and clean shaven face cannot possibly like women... laughing my ass off #my post #my posts #biphobia #text post #textposts #bg3 mine #misogyny #tumblr bullshit #2k #1k #lgbtq #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #legolas #the lord of the rings

[strongermonster]

one of the funniest news things in canada that always tickles me is the ongoing war between magic mushroom shops and the police.

this is the absolute height of humour to me right now

#tw drugs #lovingly cracking open a news paper just for the articles about dispensaries trolling the police #making drugs illegal has literally never ONCE in history worked #decriminalize it so we can stop overpaying useless cops to go on raids #offer SAFE AND CLEAN GOVERNMENT INSPECTED drugs like how we do with weed #stop the street drug deaths. tax them towards healthcare and social services and fucking UBI already #have the harder drugs harder to access along with on site support. no one WANTS to be stuck on meth #but ruining their lives in prison has helped approximately no one #jj stuff

[feelo-fick]

okay. sure . this is the one ill post first BAHAHAHA

#its the only one thats clean enough to post and also i think im funny #uh #do i. maintag this. #fuck it! #chilaios #<- it is because i said so #IM NOT PUTTING THIS IS ANY OTHER TAGS

[cemeterything]

ⓘ OP had mold growing in their water bottle when they made this post

#🐉 #guess what guys...😔 #explains why ive felt so fucking off this last couple of weeks #and yes i DO clean my water bottle i just missed a spot on the lid augh

[doggyhour]

Fuck my thighs while I’m sleeping, push up my sleep shorts and pull my hips up off the bed, keep my little thighs pressed tight together with your hands on my hips and slide into that little gap where my thighs meet and almost touch my cunt, where the head of your cock pushes up against my clit with every thrust and my juices makes it easier and easier for you to fake-fuck me… my thighs are warm and soft and my pussy gets so wet it’ll feel almost like actually using my holes

#bd/sm community #bd/sm puppy #doggyhour #use me use me use me #cnc k!nk #daddy k!nk #mommy k!nk #cnc somno #somno fantasy #ftm somno #aaaaahhhh so many possibilities imean I wake up in the middle? I wake up after all sticky? I wake up clean with no idea anything happened? #uh yeah yes pls #fuck me??? actually?? what #cnc intox #soft cnc #intox kink

[werecreature-addicted]

for someone who wants to bang a werewolf, I sure do scream like a fire alarm when my dog brings me "gifts" (dead lizard) realistically if a man brought me his hunt as a gift I'd pass out.

#she brought me an ALIVE turtle once and I still don't know how to unpack that like emotionally #where the fuck did you get that #my little hunter #i'm so proud of her but also please stop bringing me birds and mice and lizards #she leaves them right outside my bedroom which is very sweet but also means I almost step on them every time #screaming crying throwing up trying to clean up her gifts

[doodle-ink]

The Sun,

The Star,

The Moon,

and Mars…

The beginning of those to come.

AAAAAAAAAA ITS DOOOONNNNEEEE IM SO PROUD OF THIS THING YALL HAVE NO IDEA!!

I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS THING FOR OVER 5

F U C K I N G

M O N T H S.

SO MANY VIDEO ESSAYS…

For those who don’t know what tf this is, it’s a custom gem art I ordered online (with artists permission) like the ones u can get at (insert art store name).

This is also 3ft (97cm) long. For reference on how fucking big this thing is there’s is a picture of me holing it up and last I checked I’m roughy 5’4” (pic at bottom so this post ain’t so fucking long)

But yeah I’m absolutely in love with this and still need to slap some mod podge over this behemoth. My next project is a little more reasonable and I’ve already got permission from a new artist to use her work!

(Also little ittle watchers (read in The Click voice))

This original art was done by @skimmeh (LOOK ITS DONE :D)

#It’s kinda funny that this took so long it became outdated with Scar winning secret life but that shall be rectified #omg I can finally clean off my desk- #thanks for the notes on previous posts yall ;v; #time for a fuck ton of tags so I can get a ego boost :D #I know this feels like I’m posting on YT or TikTok but idk how else to post here #proud of myself #grian #grian fanart #watcher grian fanart #third life #desert duo #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #last life #pearlescentmoon #double life #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #limited life #life smp #life series art #life series #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #secret life smp #limited life smp #double life smp #last life smp #third life smp #gem art

[miladasmith]

Dm let’s meet and have fun💋🍒

#bouncing titts #clean titts #great breasts #hot breast #hot titts #huge titts #jiggling titts #lovely breasts #massive breasts #natural titts #saggy titts #tittiporn #tittituesday #sexy titts #mature breasts #perfect breast #huge natural breasts #sexy breast #hot babygirl #hook me up #so hot and sexy #suckable nips #suck my tiddies #naugthy girl #obey me shall we date #dating #sexy content #sexy pose #hot as fuck #let’s chat

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM... #THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more.... #OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day.... #in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!! #THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE. #THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!! #I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

[nyaskitten]

"You could be something special, too bad the ninja hold you back."

(Reference under the cut)

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago art #raine's art #arin ninjago #ninjaho arin #ras ninjago #ninjago ras #lord ras #maybe one day ill clean this up who knoes ... #first screenshot redraw by raine ever btw . #fuck backgrounds rahhhhhn #ngl i have a transparent img saved for the blood moon just so i dont have to draw it

[boylikeanangel]

crowley didn't ask aziraphale's name because he already knew it he went up to speak to him on the wall because they'd met before and he knew aziraphale wouldn't hurt him aziraphale didn't object to the snake being in the garden and didn't draw his sword on it when it came near because he recognised what the snake turned into he protected crowley from the rain with his wing because crowley was his friend once they don't act like strangers on the wall because THEY WERE NOT STRANGERS they knew each other they've always been connected even before the earth existed before demons existed before they had to be enemies before war happened before hatred was even invented they have literally always been like this

#im so manic right now i literally cannot sit down. im fucking stress cleaning my entire house #good omens #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #meta tag