#this took me way too long again

[looking-for-a-sword]

I made a small thing... just to contribute something to this trash can while we all wait in agony for next Wednesday. You can also watch it here.

#these two will be the death of me #also this song is too damn emotional #is it 2am here? maybe.. #why am I doing this to myself #tedbecca #ted x rebecca #rebecca x ted #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #my edit #ship video #fought and lost #sam ryder #@movrings #side blog #this took me way too long again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right? You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

[Full transcript ↓ ]

Foolish: You know what? Fit: it's the perfect alibi. "Just a janitor," going through... just to cleaning around everywhere... talk to a lot of people... and you're just bald and such, you know, no one would think twice that you- may be you'd up to something.

Fit: Foolish that's- that's literally the entire point, we've been over this.

Foolish: Have we?

Fit: I said I'm- I'm trying to find out more about like, the Code Monsters!

Foolish: I thought you just wanted- liked being a janitor.

Fit: Well, I actually do kinda like it, I'll be honest with you, I like getting paid, but-

Foolish: Wait damnnit, Philza's doing it right.

Pac: You like the plumber's work, right?

Fit: Yeah.

Pac: You like to get your hand in the plumber's and- do the stuffs, and plumb [makes a very loud popping sound] those pipes, right?

[Everyone loses it and starts laughing]

Pac: I'm sorry- I'm sor- I'm- [laughs] I did- I didn't mean-

Fit: WAS THE SOUND NECESSARY???

Foolish: No, the sound made it.

Pac: I didn't- I didn't hear myself- sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh my god, I'm so shy right now, I'm just gonna sit.

#FitMC #PacTW #HideDuo #FitPac #QSMP #FoolishGamers #Philza #Foolish #Pac #Fit #Phil #The reason this took so long to edit is 100% because it gave me THAT bad second-hand embarassment #Me: Thank god I finally finished editing this now I never have to listen to it again #Me realizing I still have to write the transcripts: FRICK #In Pac's defense: you actually couldn't hear the pop that well from most stream POVs #unfortunately on Fit and Phil's stream (esp. Phil's stream) it was frickin HD quality #and VERY loud #They let Pac get away with this WAY too easily but you know what #the way he covered his face like that and immediately sat down in game was very cute #so I can't blame them for giving him a free pass #he's very cute when he's flustered #I always like the side-by-side reaction comparisons and I hope y'all do too! #Phil's reactions are always funny #''Every day Philza Miinecraft is oppressed by the gays'' #Q #I really do need to spend less time doing stuff for this blog and the archive... #I'm not getting paid for it. It takes up way too much time #it is good video editing practice though but... #Edited

[tapeworrmart]

Bad day 💫

#God I hate these a little bit. Took me too long to do. I hate the new paper in my sketchbook it blunts my pencil so bad #Anyway I wanted to draw p1 dude but I wanna try again some time. I wish I could draw way better than I do #Listened to TOOL The Patient on repeat w this one #Postal 1997 #Postal #Postal dude #Postal 1 #P1 dude #Postal game #The postal dude #fan art #art #sketch #character art #Gun

[robotssssss]

100% accurate depiction of the Ferryman writing that journal

#EDIT: added a link to the journal text for image ID purposes #draws him being uncharacteristically cute #and i’ll do it again #this took way too long bc I color everything using my phone #ultrakill #ultrakill ferryman #gabriel ultrakill #robot(me) art #ferrygabe #id in alt

[rollingdownthathill]

Do you ever talk about yourself detective?

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #i am completely normal about him #this took me way too long #digital painting #never painting again #disco elysium fanart #drawing #digital arwork #still not 100% satisfied w it maybe i'll revisit it again in the future

[max-the-silly-guy]

weegee animation test ??!?!? the moment I saw @cherryfennec s headcanons I knew I had to make an animation out of one of them

#Im sorry for tagging you again you can tell me not to if you want #luigi the silly guy #spm #super paper mario #luigi fanart #flipaclip #hes just a little guy #a silly little guy #the hair took me way too long than it shouldve #I was gonna animate a head turn as well but lost motivation #dimentio has me locked up in their basement send help

[braisedhoney]

holy shit animating is hard. here’s my first attempt at animating a character in my normal style ;; a little messy but shhh.

audio from this post by @/stanleyparableaudio

#ney’s art #ney’s animations #tsp #tsp fanart #the stanley parable #the stanley parable fanart #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #the stanley parable animation #tsp animation #this was supposed to be chill and then i got too committed again #*head in hands* #i don’t want to think about how long this took #the answer is too long but also not long enough #anyone else mildly freaked out by the way narry sounds in the original mod btw #because whoa okay it’s SO different #he’s low-key more threatening for some reason. spooky man #won’t stop me from poking him w/ a stick though

[sapphicseasapphire]

Sorry for the many questions I'm about to ask but its been driving me insane.

How exactly does the story of Hyrule Warriors work with your cryptid au? Does Wars have a personality during those events or do the events of Hyrule Warriors not happen at all?

Your au is great and l really want to know how Wind, Time, and maybe Ravio interact with Wars. I am considering writing a short story with them, and I want to stay as loyal to the au as possible.

Also I love your art.

Hello!! First of all I’m SO SORRY it’s taken me this long to get back to you!! Sincerely I apologize!! But this question made me do a lot of deep thinking and I wasn’t exactly sure how to answer. I’m gonna break this up into sections under the cut because it’s gonna get pretty long.

How does Hyrule Warriors fit into the au? Gonna be completely 100% honest here, I’m kind of sort of rewriting the whole story I think. There’s a lot that I’m still figuring out, but (in the briefest of terms as this is all subject to change) here’s what I’ve got so far: Cia is still enamored by the Spirit of the Hero, and Ganon still takes advantage of that desire and purges her of her light, corrupting her. She still opens the Gate of Souls(s) and launches an attack on Hyrule, opening portals across time. However, in this era, there is no hero. (There was no Ganon either, before she showed up, so Link was never born. There was still a Zelda, since Hyrule’s princesses are always named Zelda. But yeah, Link just doesn’t exist). Not until Cia’s attack, that is. When Hyrule is threatened, Zelda and Impa decided that they need a hero. And so, they make one. They physically pull the Hero’s Spirit from its resting place in the Sacred Realm and manually place it in a sword, thus creating Wars.

They don’t call him Link, as he’s not a person. In this era, he’s always been called the Hero of Warriors, as that is his purpose. He was created solely to fight. To win the war and save Hyrule.

After the war is won, he is placed deep within a temple and abandoned. After all, he’s a literal weapon. A weapon without a wielder is dangerous- anyone could take up his sword and be accepted as his new Master. The temple that he’s placed in is a typical Zelda Temple TM, like a dungeon, and it’s where he will wait until he is discovered by the Chain.

Does Wars have a personality in Hyrule Warriors? Short answer: no. He is a freshly created sword spirit and bound entirely to his Master. (Which, at this point, is his Zelda). With the War of Eras still ongoing, his purpose hasn’t yet been fulfilled. At this point, he is very very similar to how Fi was in Skyward Sword: mostly residing in his sword and giving power ups to his Master, only manifesting outside of the blade when called upon. He doesn’t speak unless spoken to. He shows absolutely no emotion. Ever.

… which leads me to the bad news. How do the others (Time, Wind, Ravio) interact with Wars? Generally speaking, they don’t. Like. Not even a little bit. With Wars constantly in his sword, he’s pretty inaccessible. Plus, they don’t really have any reason to. Any of Wars’ advice is heard only by Zelda, who relays the information to the group, they don’t think to ask where these strategies are coming from. And they really don’t think much of the sword at Zelda’s back.

That’s not to say that nothing is happening between the Links, though!! I’ve been having a field day thinking of little Time, a godling, fresh out of Termina and trying to comprehend the weight of his fate while also being a kid and now fighting in yet another war he never asked to be a part of. He’d appear to the others as Child Link (and go by Mask), using his god powers to change his appearance. He doesn’t have to be Child Link, but with how new his powers are?? He’s scared to be anything else.

And WIND!!! Wind and Ravio interactions!!! I have been thinking about this for WEEKS, ever since you sent this ask. Wind, the chaos gremlin of an Aquili. And Ravio, the violence hating Mer whose whole family and everyone he knew was killed by the corrupted Aquili in his own world. Ravio witnessed his whole pod being murdered, he narrowly escaped. He was a child, alone and afraid. If Legend carries bias against Aquili, imagine the scope of Ravio’s trauma. I wouldn’t be surprised if he avoided Wind at any cost.

(I will be making a lot of Ravio content in the future. He’s just. He’s my little guy).

I’m having a very fun time thinking about these interactions, even if it’s a bummer that Wars isn’t a part of it. (Remember! The only one who knows what Wars is is Sky. Wind and Time never had the chance to meet him. Although, after they discover that he’s a Sword Spirit, I bet a lot of things suddenly make a lot of sense haha!)

ANYWAY. This is one of the less organized lore posts I’ve made but I wanted to get this answered. Like I said, I’m still workshopping this, but I hope this helps? You’re welcome to make a story (as long as you tag me)! I’m sorry if this was a bit of a let down, but even if Wars’ role isn’t very big, I already have so many ideas about the others! I hope this gives you ideas as well

#the legend of zelda #chain as cryptids au #cryptid lore #I answered question #sapphire rambles way too long #hyrule warriors #albw ravio #sorry again about how long this took me to respond to #and sorry about wars #cryptid wind #cryptid time #cryptid warriors #links meet au

[redfridge]

This is what happens when you get obsessive over things too easily

(Edit: the resolution got fricking ruined so I had to break up the drawing a bit)

#yes I already know what all their weapons would be #there may be more characters most likely Cherri and pentious #who knows if I’ll even touch this idea again tho lmao this took me way too fucking long #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #husker hazbin hotel #Husker #niffty #charlie morningstar #Vaggie #hazbin alastor #alastor #splatoon 3

[feral--opossum]

Happy Halloween :)

#lord have mercy this took way too long #sorry yall college has sucked the life out of me #but hey I think this turned out alright #once again combining interests with splatoon and sonic #agent stone #sonic movie #stobotnik #sonic #splatoon 2 story mode #splatoon 2 #hypnoshades #awooga #overlays my beloved

[zuiz41]

Taste in Music 🎧✨ (and Men 😏)

Iwaizumi's too stunned to speak.

#iwaoi #oiiwa #my art #haikyuu!! #my art is crappy #And handwriting too #I'm sorry for that huhu #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #my grammar sucks ughh #Ughhhhh im so sorry #it was a weird prompt #i drew it anyway #ugh im sorry again #Idk if we should thank makki or not #this took me way too long to make than i anticipated

[sqiued]

how very sweet of him !!<3<3

#my art #fanart #one piece #zoro #chopper #TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO DRAW THESE TWO AGAIN

[deweyduck]

@pscentral​​ event 22: 2023 wrapped

↳ DISNEY CHANNEL IN 2023

#disney channel #pscentral #disneyedit #disneychanneledit #dcomedit #disneynetwork #userjessica #userzackmartin #usergif #usersource #usercreate #userrobin #userkraina #tuserheidi #tuservaleria #usershreyu #rogerhealey #tuserkit #smallscreensource #*edits #this gifset took me way too long bc i had to do so much maths to figure out the size of all the gifs and i kept getting it wrong #and also i kept messing up the order of the dates so i'd have to rearrange the whole thing and do the maths over again #generally got so frustrated i'm over this set here just have it #so please don't tell me if i missed anything bc i will in fact cry <3 #also the chibi birthday short didn't actually come out on the 18th that's just the day of the anniversary #and hamster and gretel started last year but had new episodes that lead into this year but were still part of s1 #and i didn't know what date to do so i just did the finale don't question it i had to include it somewhere or someone would complain #ANYWAY i hope at least one person who isn't me cares about this bc i spent way too much time on it

[stillnothereforanyrealreason]

Lookie What I spent wayyy too much time on!! Meet the 7SIN!SMG4s. These all in total took me 59 Hours and 30 minutes. And Credit to my friend @baguettebuthyper for inspiring me to make these, and helping me design them! All Art by myself

#7 deadly sins #smg4 #AU #SMG4 #my art #my fingers are dying again #took way too long #forgive me lmao

[arcanewonder]

a soft epilogue

#the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 render #mtas save #olive #this thing took me way too long to light #remind me never to fight with room lighting in blender ever again #also for the love of all that that is good #please let me adopt this kid #i would gladly trade whatever other option that planned for kids for this gremlin child #i about started bawling when i finally saw the dialogue #where he said he considered the builder to be his family too #also i like to imagine lo read ernest's books to andy while they were on the run #and lowkey became a fan himself #i really just wanna see his reaction to 'his' book when he finally rejoins the town