"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." -Thomas Jefferson
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Jefferson: Why are you ignoring Laurens?
Hamilton: I’m playing hard to get.
Jefferson: Why would you do that? You’re already hard to want.
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Hamilton: I'm going to take you out.
Jefferson: Great, it's a date!
Hamilton: I mean as a threat.
Jefferson: See you at five!
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jefferson: *breathes*
hamilton: oh my god can you please shut the fuck up you're so goddammit annoying
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Hamilton: isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Burr: plane tickets?
Jefferson: concert tickets?
Washington: prostitution?
Hamilton, holding his broken frames: glasses.
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If historical figures were to say things my classmates have said! ( It gets weird)
Hamilton: I'm as straight as my hair
Laurens: But your hair is curly?
Hamilton: I know 😏
Thomas Jefferson: That's as uneven as your mom's tits, and that's hard because you don't even have a mom.
Thomas Jefferson: Can you grab me a coffee?
Hamilton: That's Homophobic
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Hercules: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HAMILTON?
Laurens: WE’RE FUCKING
Laurens: GETTING [not delivered]
Laurens: DRINKS [not delivered]
Hercules: oh… nvm then
Laurens: WAIT [not delivered]
Angelica: are you stupid?
Hamilton: no, why?
Angelica: cause there is always a U in stupid
Hamilton: well there’s always an I in stupid too
Hamilton: wait no
Hamilton: where are my fucking essays?!
Eliza: Alexander, Philip is here can you say it a little nicer
Hamilton: sure. may I ascertain the whereabouts of MY FUCKING ESSAYS?
Jefferson and Madison: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
*look into each other’s eyes*
[this magic moment plays]
Hamilton and Burr: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*
Burr: get the fuck off my chicken
Hamilton: I have the urge to do something stupid
Laurens: I’m stupid. Do me
Hamilton:
Lafayette:
Hercules:
Burr:
Washington:
Laurens: did I just say that out loud?
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Hamilton: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Washington: Just rip the bandage off.
Hamilton: It’s Thomas.
Washington: Put the bandage back on.
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Thomas: welcome everyone to the “Fuck Alexander” Group where we gather to say a collective ‘Fuck you’ to that stupid little bitch-
Thomas: but first, a few words from our newest member.
John, sweating: so I may have misunderstood-
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Hamilton: So what did you get me for Christmas?
Jefferson: What do you mean? I'm your present!
Hamilton:
Jefferson:
Hamilton:
Jefferson:
Hamilton: Did you keep the receipt?
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Jefferson: I have a bad feeling about this.
Hamilton: What do you mean?
Jefferson: Don't you ever get that voice in your head that just tells you if something's gonna get you in trouble?
Hamilton: ..no?
Jefferson: That actually explains so much.
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jefferson: *breathes*
hamilton: oh my god can you please shut the fuck up you're so goddammit annoying
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